JLUU.U * juji.il. : MAltUH l > . ISDO.-TWJENTY-FOUR PAGES. w\ \ D.MIA' . BBR B. ROSBWATBB , Editor. "PUBLISHED EVERY TRUMS OP Sl'USCKItTtOX lMly ) nml Sunday , Ono Vcnr . . . . . . . .110 0) tilxmnnths . . . . 500 Tlltro Months . . . , . . . " , . . .TV ? . . "M h nnday llc , Ono Yeor ; . . . s ( X ) Weekly Hoc , Ono Year with rretnlutn. . . . 2 00 OWICUS. OiiinhnrJIflC llnlMlmf. I hlcngoOlliM ) . M7 Hooker } ' IHlllcllnj , New Vnrk. Itooms II and 1,1 Trlbuno Washington , No. Ml fourteenth Ktroot. Council Illuini , No. 13 1'carl Streot. Kouth Omalia , Corner N an 1 ZMStraati. . comtEsronnKNcn. A 11 communications relating to nawi ami edi torial matter should DO addressed to tne IMItor- Inl Dopnrtmcnt. IIU81NK8S MTlTKttS. All tinsIncsBlt'ttPH nnd rpmlttnnce * sliotild 1)0 nddrensed to The lien PublHliluR Company , Oimilm. Draff * . checks and I'ostoffice onlari t o IMJ miuie payable ) to the ordnr of the Company. 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Up to 12 a'ctock lant night increased ' < m1crnfor llic Sunday Dec had swelled the circulation of today'8 Issue to 25.BOO Now it is proposed to investigate the county hospital bill of extras. An in vestigation of the condition of the building would throw a few arc liphts on the claims , TnnVnndei bills could profitably ex pend a few of the millions squandered on flouting palaces in making the Lake Shore rotid reasonably safe for travelers. TiiKfti : is more fiction than fact in tlfo reports of Kngliah syndicates in vading various lines of trade in this country. The name is a convenient mask for American pools and trusts. Tun host possible argument in favor ot , the defeat of Blair's educational bill is furnished by the author. A measure which must bo suppor.tcd by wild ravings , wholesale assaults on the press , mid reckless untruths , is in desperate Htraits , and should bo promptly buried out of sight. Tx Minneapolis the use of electricity and the dangers likely to result from exposed wires are to bo put in charge of the lire department. But in Omaha no regulations will bo enforced nor pre cautions taken until some unfortunate loses his life or a costly conflagration takes place from wires improperly btrung or insulated. Tin : great engineering triumph of recent years was culminated a few days ugo in the dedication of the railroad , cantilever bridge oybr the river Forth at Edinburgh. Seven years were taken in its construction and it stands today , owing to the breadth of its two greatest nrcb spans and its height above water , one of the wonders of modern bridge building skill. II.WINO prnotically forced the rail roads to make the Missouri river u bus ing point on west-bound rutos , the com mercial organizations of Omaha should exert themselves in securing the ap plication of the name principle to eastbound - bound rates. The sum of the two locals should apply to rates both ways. With the exception of live stock , the rates as ht present manipulated are a detriment to the city. They discriminate against Iho city and in favor of Chicago , and as long us they exist all efforts to estab lish a grain market at this point are futile. Tun BKK notes with pleasure that the enterprising cities of the state are en couraging the location of factories. The nativity displayed in this direction is highly commendable. The vast surplus products of the state , the profits of which tire now absorbed in reaching a market , could bo largely used at homo liy the increase of industrial enter prises. They not only increase popula tion , but furnish permanent employ ment for labor , thusonlarging the homo market. Factories which will consume the products raised in the state are cer tain to bo successful. The growth of the state and the gradual widening of the market for manufactured articles nro attracting active capital , and every live town must bo vigilant as well as cautious , to secure a share ot the incoming in dustries. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ TJIK inabilities of the phonograph uro unlimited. It can bo made a store house of joyful song or speech , of mel ancholy periods or griefs too deep for vocal utterance. At a recant funeral in Now York the phonograph furnished ull the music. The hymns which the do- ueasotl loved and sang in life wore pre served In the barrel , and reeled oil' with nn'urnl unction at the bier of the hilcncod songster amid a chorus of bobs from sorrowing fi'lond * . The services \voro exciting and realistic. To hoar the voice of the dead ut his own funurul i * truly a startling Innovation. Those contemplating a voyage over , Uicr-dark. river should lay asideiifjw loaded phonographs , so tht tio'l"iuolesa ! eon- clltlim ifUiu vhoitMior the illness of the organist will not prevent the trip being iniulo with the latest fashionable acces sories. THE UREAT LAnon Labor Interests throughout the civil ized world will await with extraordinary solicitude the deliberations and con clusions of the great International labor conference which will assemble in Ber lin on the 10th of the present month. The distinguished and exceptional character - actor given to the assemblage by the fact of its having been proposed by the emperor of Germany , and the compre hensive scheme suggested and the earn est desire manifested by that ruler for the amelioration ot the condi tion of labor , give to this con ference a measure of Importance and a claim to consideration beyond that of any other over held for a like pur pose. It will bo remembered that when a month ago Emperor William issued his rescript inviting an international conference to consider questions of labor , and set forth , eomo views of his own as to what might bo desirable for bettering the condition of workingmen - men , the project was quite generally regardedas * visionary and impractica ble. Not only 7a3 there doubt ex pressed as to the sincerity of the emperor - poror , whose motive was thought to bo to influence the then pending elec tions favorable to the government , but it was the gcnoral opinion that none of the governments invited to par ticipate in the proposed conference would accept. A brief time served to show how ut terly mistaken wore these views. "The course of the emperor at the mooting of the council of state called by him to consider th's ' matter fully vindicated his sincerity of purpose , and the sub sequent acceptance of the invitation to the conference by all the governments except Russia showed how far public opinion was from rightly measur ing the influence of Emperor William and the interest of Eu ropean governments in the subject ho had presented to them. Some of the governments might have declined on the ground that their laboring inter ests were contented and wcro not ask ing for any of the ameliorating condi tions proposed for the consideration of the conference , but to have done this would have shown a lack of concern in the welfare of labor certain to incur a popular resentment that no other 'government except Kuesin would ven ture to bravo. Whether or not the German emperor foresaw this , it is obvious that England , Franco jind the other countries which will participate in the conference , could not wisely have declined to do so. Even Switzerland , which had arranged for a similar conference before the kaiser issued his rescripts , was in duced to abandon her project in defer ence to that of Germany. This international asbombly , formally recognizing by the governments of Eu rope the paramount importance of giv ing serious consideration to the rights and welfare of the toiling musses , maybe bo the beginning of a now epoch in European diplomacy. Whether or not it shall load to any im mediate practical results along the lines proposed for its deliberations , it will certainly have the effect to so lidify the masses and encourage them to more persistent effort in urging upon governments attention to their wants and wishes. It is a concession to the people which the people will hardly fail to henceforth use in demanding that their welfare and interests shall have first concern in international ar- rangc'ments and in determining the issues ot peace and war. It is not to bo expected that the deliberations of this cqnforenco will result in revolutioniz ing the labor systems of Europe and producing every whore the ameliorating conditions which all earnest friends of labor hope will soma time universally prevail. The methods and conditions of labor in the various nations differ so widely that the task of harmonizing them must bo one of the very greatest dilliculty , if not quite impossible of ac complishment. Any otfort to adjust the wages of labor , for example , in the several countries to a common stand ard , would undoubtedly prove abortive , and an attempt to establish uniform hours of labor throughout Europe would probably fail , though a short ening of the hours of labor in most of the countries may be found practicable. But there-arc other matters , as Sunday labor , fixing the ago below v Inch children shall not work , excluding women .from certain puivsuits , some of which are inhuman , providing ways for the fair hearing and redress of grievances , and encouraging solf- reliance and thrift among laborers , which will give the conference ample scope for deliberation , and ah to all of which it may leaa to valuable results. The United States will not participate in this assembly , but the workingmen of America will none the loss feel a great interest in what it shall accom plish for the amelioration of their European brethren. The necessity of providing a different method than burial for the disposal of the dead becomes every year more im perative. This is particularly the case with the great cities , whoso rapid growth renders Impossible the extended territory for cemeteries which the grout rate of mortality demands , The more numerous 11.o living inhabitants the greater the population of the cities ot the duad and necessarily In timu their territories nuibt overlap and the dust of dead ancestors becomes the streets of the living dc.scoddnnts. Apart from the sentimental side of the question there is the terrible possibility that scientists may bo right in their theories of the long life of the dtscusa gorm. At stated intervals certain localities nvo scourged by a relentless epidemic before which medical bclonpe stands helpless. There lies back of these outbreaks something which science calls a germ and which has lain dormant till favorable con ditions have roused its fatal vitality. 11. Would seem reasonable to suppose 'that the burial of Us victims in such enormous numbers , and carelessly in many instances , Is merely providing convenient lurking * place for thuso germs , whence in tlmo they may emerge to taint the air and water which give life to the living. Cremation or incineration would scorn to solve the difficulty In a tory manner for the philosopher , but all people are not philosophers. Tlioro nro the sentimental objectors who are horrified at the idea of consigning to the flames the remains of loved ones , and for "whom thn loathsomeness of the grave has no terror ? . Familiarity wl h the crematory would no doubt in time con vert these , for what Is customary and conventional is nlwayq right and in novations are usually startling. The religious objectors , of whom there are many , will bo harder to deal with , though it is difficult to conceive what biblical grounds they have for their objections , for by whatever mentis the result bo accomplished it has boon written and will inevitably bo accomplished , "dust to dust and ashes to ashes , " whether in the crematory or Uio grave , It is only with a view to the welfare of the living that the question - tion must bo considered. The dead it cannot concern. AN JMPnACTlCAllLti MEASUKK. It is to bo hoped the committee in charge of the immigration bill of Sen ator Chandler , to which wo hi'.vo here tofore made reference , will not permit that measure to again see the light. A more indefensible piece ot proposed legislation was never introduced Into congress , and it is remarkable that so intelligent a man as the junior Now Hampshire senator would father such a bill. Hud it came from his colleague from that state no one would have been greatly surprised , but BO unstatcsman- like a measure is unworthy of Mr. Chandler. So far as this bill goes in prohibiting the landing of idiots , insane , paupers , criminals and contract laborers , it sim ply embodies-what is already provided against by law , and If the statutes relat ing to those classes of persons wore ef fectively administered there would bo not the slightest necessity for nr.y further legislation on the subject of immigration. But following a senti ment far too common In the eastern section of the country , and for which there is no reasonable justifi cation , Mr. Chandler proposes to establish a system which would keep out of the country the most desirable class of foreigners , and sub ject those who came to the United States , either on business or pleasure , to the most annoying espionage. If this bill should become a law persons could not enter the United States for travel , pleasure or temporary .residence with out first making a declaration under oath before a consul that they have no intention of residing or seeking or ac cepting employment in this country , and if they should afterward conclude to remain hero and accepted employ ment , they would bo liable to im prisonment and to a fine ot from one hundred to one thousand dollars , half of which would go to the informer. Besides this the employer of such alien would be subjected to like penalties. Other features of this extraordinary bill are hardly less repugnant to common sense and sound policy. Such a law would undoubtedly put a very effectual check upon immigration * , ut least of a respectable and desirable character , for the people who have no regard for the obligation , of an oath would be most largely the class who would come hero , but what sort of an attitude would such a law put the country in before the world ? It would bring on us the ropi'oach ot nil enlightened natiunts and put the re public on a plane with Russia in the matter of subjecting foreigners to the most irritating and oppressive espi- onnco. With what propriety could wo ask the people of other lands to partici pate with us in celebrating the dis covery of America with such n law on our statute books ? The policy em bodied in this measure , outside of that portion of it which contains provisions of law already in operation , is most clearly and distinctly unropublicnu , cannot bo justified by any requirement in the interest of our people , and its adoption would not alone be a stigma and reproach to the nation , but a source of harm not easily overestimated. For the credit of the senate it should never again bo obtruded upon the public at tention. A DAltlXU JSXTEHPItlSE. The most wonderful of natural ob jects in America , if nqt in the world , Is the grand canyon of the Colorado river. That mighty crevice in the heart , of the Rocky mountains appalls 'tho ' adven turous , and at the same time the majesty and mystery of its surroundings form an irresistible attraction for am bitious explorers. Descriptions of the grandeur of the canyon , or succession of canyons , can give but a glimpse of the wierd and almost inaccessible chasms of marble , the abysses ot water to which sunlight never penetrates , and the thrilling silence broken only by the roar of plunging waters. The lir&t exploration of , the Colorado river , of which tnoro is a detailed uc- count , was made by a party in charge of Major .T. W. Powell In JSffl ) . The hard ships and sufferings of the men , the dilllculties they had to contend with , and the then unknown dangers that bcbot every turn of the river , forms a record of exciting adventure and daunt less energy rarely equalled. Numerous efforts have been made since I860 to make a thorough survey of the canyons , but a succession of disasters and loss of life until lately dotonod the most rook- less from venturing far Into the depths carved by nature. Ambitious capitalists and enterpris ing railroad builders saw in the canyons yens of the Colorado the foundation of great fortunes if a pathway could bo carved through the battlements ot the river. A thorough survey of that mag nificent gloomy gorge has just boon completed and the engineers report that It is practicable to build u railroad along the river. That this wonderful engineering feat will bo undertaken there is no reasonable doubt , but the enterprise presents difficulties and dan gers compared with which all mountain railroading pales into insignifi cance. The majesty ot the Royal and Tolteo gorges , the splendors of Black canyon , and the inspiring grandeur ot Pike's Peak and Marshall pass , if rolled Into one , could bo dumped Into a corner of the Colorado canyon. The proposed railroad will cxtund from Grand Junction , Colo. , to Foil Yuma , Arizona , a distance of cloven hundred milus , following the course ot the river. The canyon proper Is three hundred tklc * long , Hanked with granite , busM ahd limestone walls , rising from one hundred to thirty-fivo hundred foot , and in one Instance to the appalllliggheghtof | six thousand foot. Imagine a railroad at the foot ot vertical walls of rock from hall to a mile high , with a rapid , raging river washing the ballast. The dauntless energy displayed in overcoming apparently unsurmountablo ' difficulties , penetrating th'c chasms and climbing the peaks of the Rockies with the iron trail , is an assurance that like energy and perseverance will make the scotiio wonders of the Colorado river accessible to the world. The enter prise of railroad engineering and con struction , and the unequalled attrac tions it will afford travelers , will force the present scenic routes of ttio west to haul down their signs. HID IfiOiV IS HOT. An official of the Fremont , Elkhorn & Missouri Valley railroad has given the nssurunco that the gap of cloven miles between Verdigris and Niobrara will bo closed before the end of the year. This proposed line will give a direct route from Omaha to the Niobrara t Ivor and open up communication With the Sioux reservation in Nebraska as well as Southern Dakota. The reason for the failure tocomploto this line is not difficult to discern. So long as the Northwestern system .had a monopoly of the carrying trade of that section , it proposed to profit to the last hour in the long haul to Chicago. The speedy tapping of this rich territory by rival roads' as well as the opening of the Sioux reservation have brought homo to the management of the Northwestern the danger of its position. Its selfish policy must now bo abandoned. It must give to the people of that region access to the nearest and best markets rcgaraless of the length of haul. Bo that as it may , the appeal of the delegation of business men of Niobrara for co-operation of the representative capitalists and merchants of Omaha in securing the earliest possible extension of the Elkhorn road should bo heeded. Much can bo done by united action in influencing tha-directory of the North western to immediate action. For that rcusun Omaha should send its delegation in conjunction with that from Niobrara and elsewhere'to lay the whole truth before President Hughitt next Tues day. Now is the time to act for a speedy relief from the'ombargo which has so long lmndicajg > ejd this city. THE fcolicituYlo profosboa by Herald regarding the pledco made on behalf of Omaha in connection with the invitation to hold the next general con ference of the Methodist Episcopal church in this city may bo entirely sin cere That journal says the Methodism - ism of Omaha cou'- ' ' ' undertake to bear the burden of enter taining the conference , which would amount to some thirty tnouband dollars. It says" the church is abundantly able to provide , us it has heretofore done , for the entertainment of its delegates , that the church is placed in a humiliat ing position in being made to appear as a humble mendicant seeking a generous host , and advises that Omaha "now re lease its claim and re-assort it at the next general conference , when it maybe bo accepted without limitation. " All this appears fair and plausible , but the onc.luding paragraph of tho. llcr- ( tld's article is significant. In this it says that "with so much of denomi national interest now concon ; trated upon Washington as the seat for n great national uni versity , With the excellent ho ol ac commodations ollered. it might bo wisest to fix upon the capital as the location for the next general confer ence. "Will it bo an injustice to the Jlcralil to cssumn that its apparent concern for Omaha is duo to its desire to have the conference hold in Wash ington , nnd that in this it doubtless rollcc.ts the interested wish of its eastern constituency ? The pledge on behalf of Omului was made in good faith , and the proposition was accepted by the conference. This city can iiiuUo good the pledge if it is given a sufficient chance , and under the circumstances it would seem only fair that the church authorities should give Omaha the greatest practicable latitude in the matter. The generous disposition of the Methodism of this city should com mand the most liberal treatment from the authorities of the church. Then If it cannot perform the task it has under- t'akon lot the conference go elsewhere. No LAW passed by congress has boon ns outrageously perverted and twisted as that relating to foreign contract labor. The lottoi' and spirit of the law was intended ( Jo chcolc the importation under contract of European cheap labor. Itwas'Mi emergency law do- blgncd to prctecl lnbor from the hordes of the old world , and prevent them from Hocking to th V country to tuko the places of strlkqrsc The law , however , lui3 been stretched so as to include every person cpraing to this country under n prior i.ongngomont to work , cither in the rir'cjfossions or at common labor. Under vhftVulinK of the treasury department , foreign ministers and educators caters have , ! [ > ( ) ( ) n shut out , if en gaged In adv.uuco , while thousands of immigrants latldJ every week. The ab surdity of the law is illustrated by the case of a Canadian clergyman who was called to the pastorate o ( u church at Lowlsburg , Pa. The clergyman was born In the United States , but when three yoara old the family removed to Canada , "whore his father became a cit izen of the dominion. Notwithstand ing the fact that the clergyman never exorcised the rights of cltiznn&hip in Canada , claiming citizenship in the United States , the assistant secretary of the treasury decides that ho is an alien and cannot bo Imported under contract , This view of the laxv has not been passed upon by the buprouio court , but It ought not to bo necessary to ap peal to the court. Congress should de clare the true intent ot the not , ant break down thoChlnasc wall which the law seeks to build around the country. Corir.ui : hazing Is a praetlco whloh has dolled all expedients for Its oxtlnc tlon , partly by reason of the fnct Urn college faculties pronornlly nro dlsposct to bo more or loss tolerant of it , but I occasionally occurs in forms that sug gest the necessity of very heroic treat ment for its suppression. Two such in stances happened during the past week Ono of those was at Kalaraazoo , Michi gan , whore some twenty students In duced a couple of professors to visit the room ot a senior , nnd having them there bound them hand ant foot , convoyed them a couple of miles Into the country and loft them In a corn field. The other case was at the Hamllno university at St. Paul , whore the sophomores stole the viands of a banquet that had been spread by the freshmen class In honor of the juniors A free fight was the result , In which a number of the participants rocolvod in juries thsy will not soon recover from. The indignity to the professors is alto gether the morosorious and reprehensi ble of these two affairs , and those guilty of it should bo severely punished , bul both incidents scrvfo to suggest that the average college student Is a far too reckless and belligerent animal and should be subjected to a more rigid dis cipline than ia common at American colleges. THE McCalla case , unfortunately , IB not.tho only Instance of brutality In the navy. Rumors are rife that considera ble trouble exists in Admiral Walker's squadron , now in foreign waters. The commander of the Chicago is under sus pension , the captain of the Atlanta has .boon . ordered homo and the chief engineer of the Boston nnd other ollicors of the fleet have been tried by court-martial. There is evi dently something rotten in the ser vice. It is hard to believe that the highest officers of the navy are ruffians and that-tho rank and file are inhu manely treated. On the other hand it is claimed that the person nel of the navy has deteriorated in tone nnd efficiency during the long period of service in the old wooden hulks and that it needs reformation in order to meet the discipline necessary for the swift and powerful cruisers of the present. The court of inquiry to try the charges against McCalla is likely to be-but a preliminary step to a thor ough investigation of the condition of the navy department. Secretary Tracy can bo trusted to probe the evil to the bottom and euro the abuses wherever they may be found. THE metropolis of the country with all its wealth , resources , public institu tions and benefices does not contain a first-class free circulating library like that of Boston and Cincinnati. The anomaly of this condition hnsoxclted the attention of New York's leading citi zens , and a movement is now on foot seconded by Seth Lew , Grover Cleveland - land and other prominent men to estab lish' ' such un institution. At a macs mooting at Chickoring hull a day or two ago Mr. Cleveland in the course of his remarks referred to the neces sity of a public library "ns an element of strength and safety in organ ized society. The teaching of the pub lic schools must load to the habit and the desire of reading to bo useful ; therefore the same wise policy and intent which opens the doors of our free schools also suggests the completion of the.plan by placing books in the hands of those who have been taught to read. " The public library in our present day is a factor of civilization which cannot bo ignored and its worlc and influence sliould be encouraged in every com munity. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Iif a few days George Francis Train will shako the dust of American soil oil' his feet nnd take passage in a transPacific - Pacific greyhound for his trip around the world. Local interest aroused in whatever Mr. Train attempts to do. His font to break the record as a globe trotter , if successful , will redound not alone to his credit ; but to the glory of Omaha as well. It is fervently to be hoped that the mysterious "Psycho" which attends the philosopher of Madi son Square will not desert him when away from homo and in the land of strangers , but that ho may bo brought safe and sound back again within the time allotted. I'Mrin nnd Unchnnj ; < Ml. A'tw York H'orW. is In of forma- An edge-tool trust process - tion. Uuiortunatoly this does not moau a cut in prices. The SolioniB or Mr. Itlnlr. Kaslivllle American. Having talked the sonata Into a stave of mental Imbecility Senator Blair now looks upqn'tho passagn of bis bill through that body ns a sure thing. Kntlwny Association * ! Urine Out. KaniM Cltii Ttmrs , It begins to look us if the day of railway associations U drawing to a ciosc. All ot the great associations of the country have either died within the last few months or placed thomaolvcH in such a position that tholr domisu may bo momentarily expected. 'Iho liny at Ouncrnl Gracloy. It Is General Oreoloy who says : If you want souiu actual winter , And to bltizurd woutuer cling ; If you want a real noso-tlntor , Just you wait Inr gentle spring. Senator Ululr'w Prototype. * , I'tiiludohMit Itcennl. Senator Blair , in his ilcsiro to bo reported , plays the part of Crcaar , who , "Uudo the Romans Mark him nnd write his speeches iu their books. " But , coma to think of It , tboro was an other of ShaUospcaro's characters very anx- ous to havu full reports made , This was Dogberry , who wdhtod to be "writ down" us nuch as Senator Ululr , and to much thouamo effect. J'ho Only Truly Onoil. Fun I'ranclicn llulleltn. Tlioro Is a proposition afoot to substitute for the head of tbo Goddess ot Liberty on our coins the lioaila of inoa fatnoui In the ilstory of the country. It Is to bo hoped .but they will all bo the heads of dead men. : t is entirely too risky nowadays to put the head of a living man In such a place. There is no knowing wlmt ho inny do before ho dlc . liuntltiKtou'H I''I ' nn Work. ij'dii Krniictoci ) C/inwfrfc / , Congress should closely Inipoct the phrase * elegy of the Pacific railroad refunding bill. It no doubt will contain a Jolter designed to legalize all the outrage * hitherto committed , by tha Central Pacific corporation , such a seizing mineral lands on the prot&aso that they nro part of tbo rntlronu land grant , ola Hlnyory in ttio Nnvy. llostim Globe Secretary Tracy must arnica a rigid Inves tigation into the conduct of the offlcors of the United States ship Enterprise. Uncle Snm can't afford to lot ono of tils ships remain - main "n floating boll , " as tlio sailors call It. The tfporlod fact that seventy of thorn de serted In forulgu ports nnd the others mu tinied la pretty conclusive testimony ngalnst the ofllccra in charge. Ilrlco'H Had Kxnmulc. AVic Torfc ll'orM. Dr. Nowlnnds , son-in-law of the Into mil lionaire Sharon , Is Invoatlng liberally In Dis trict of Columbia real estate , lie nourishes expectations of lilting a seat la the United States nenato , as did his fathcr-ln-law , and to that end Is acquiring in Nevada some such residence quallllcatlon as Calvin S. Urlco re cently achieved in Ohio. The bad oxnmplo of the millionaire In politics Is always caluu- ing. An Aamsinnt Scorrtnry of Wnr. SlflMUla ntiibC'Dtmoenit. The proposition to create an assistant secretary of war , which has now become law , has often boon favored by heads of that department In the past , and lias moro than once been urged by members of congress. The army , It Is true , Is not Increasing , but as compared with n dozen or iUtccn years ago , it has fallen oft somewhat ia numbers. On the other liunil , however , the duties which U must perform and the laoors at tending Its supervision have been materially nugutncntcd In recant years. The act which has just been signed by the president provid ing for this now olllclal Is an Intelligent and timely attempt to moot the necessities of the service m this direction. A Strlkn for Liberty. Stoux Cltii Journal. In the main , the result in Sioux City on Monday vindicated the holo-ln-tho-wall. Prohibition was hud out cold. To bo sure there was no prohibition ticket or candidate la the field , but Don Quixote was abroad after the windmill and Sancho Panza was at his back. The news has been telegraphed to DCS Molncs : "Wo are the people. " The understanding is quite clear in certain quarters In Sioux City , however , that It doesn't very much matter if the legislature shall file a demurrer. In this particular Sioux City quarter It Is hold that It will bo wise for the legislature to govern itself no- cording to the verdict of the potlt jury , hut whether or no that it's all right. Watch tin ; lottery Snake. C7ifi < i/o ( Tribune. The schema has boon fully exposed in nil its Iniquity. Apart from Its immoral tenden cies and its damaging results from the pure ly moral point of view , and leaving out of consideration the conspiracy of the rinpstors to unload thousands of acres of worthless town and country property upon the Invest ors , the principal arguments made by its ad vocates namely : that It would bring in a largo revenue to the state and thus relieve its crippled finances is shown to bo tulse. The alleged material benefit is shown to be only n pretext sot foith with , the intention of deceiving the people until the conspirators could get their charter niul tuns ealn con trol of the state. In thp facu of this show ing can it bo possible that there arc sufllclcnt members In the legislature to secure thu enactment of this Iniquitous measure ? The peoulo of North Dakota must keep on the alert to head off this unscrupulous gang , and if their scheme comes to the surface again must stand by their governor and make their sentiments felt by protests about whoso meaning there can be no mistaUo. i'hey have apparently only scotched the snake , not killed it. VOICE OF THE STATE PRESS. Hcre'H nn Idea. Yorl ; Republican. The interstate commission should bo com posed of the chairmen of all the state boards of transportation. That would put the man agement of the railroads where rates could jo fixed through all thu states , Approve His Consistency. Attorney General Lcesu Is not accomplish ing much on tno railroad board , but his whole com so lias been consistent and merits the approval of the. farming community. Thn Hciiirii ; Hi nil foe Jtetnncnit. On to Omaha via Urn gruut Hock Island route , _ A. Tnlo with n Morn ) . Talltlng about highway robbery , rend the li ( Terence In iho frc.gbt charges in Iowa nnd ScbrnsUa. They tell a tale that should posi tively mean a political eomtnorsnult for No- iraaUu next fall. Kallroad republicans and toodlers must go , should be the campaign ilatform. _ I'reffi'H C ! mud Island Independent. A number of utato paoors nro taking S. N. Wolbach of this city up as u candidate for governor on the democratic ticket , but Mr. Wolbach Is not willing , having had enough of politics nnd being determined to stick to mslncss In the future , Look Out IVir Thin Pall. lUalr 1'llut. When Attorney General Leeso of the state railway commission made a motion bo- ore the board u few days ago to order a re duction of rates on Nebraska lines , to cor respond wltti thu Iowa schedule , ho could tot get a second to his motion , V at the gen- lumen who fulled and refused to net tire the sumo who junlaiton oil to Chicago recently nnd returned to mlvocatu the 10 per cent r - luction proffered by the railroads as n Just md proper recognition of the public demander or low rates. The people tire to elect u new joaril of transportation this tall. Alitroli , /Men Jluut Jiithtoii. 3cneath the sheltering walls tha thin snow clings } oad Winter's skeleton , loft bleaching , white , ) isjolntud , cm mill I m : , on unfriendly tlclits. The Inky pools surrender tardily At noon , to patient herds , u frosty drink 'rom jugged rims of tea ; a subtle rod } f llfo Is klndliug every twig and stalU Of lowly meadow growths ; the willows wrap Their btoms In furry white ; the pines grow gray A Httlo In the biting wind ; midday Jrlugs tiny burrowed creatures , peeping out Alert for eun. At ) , March ! wo luiow thou art Kind-hearted , splto of ugly looks and threats , And. out of sight , art nurslue April's violets I AS OTHFRS SEE US. Not In ttm Itonkv. .AVie 1'nili f/rm'if. ' A NobrasUn lawyer , In tnklntr exception to n judge's decision , mailu n motion that , cannot bo found tu any of the legal authori ties. The lujtion struck his honor In ttiu oyo. nnd llnnttf. nufiw f'rllfr , , A Nebraska man has raised a b i\t mot than tlireo foot long. Around some Wash ington hovel lobbies they can bo found six feet lontr and , paradoxical ns It may sooin , Invnrlbly nhort. AVIioro Wood Mnv ho t.oiulctl. Dctivtl r 1'itff. In lown , Nebraska mid Missouri you can bore a hole In * stick of firewood , plug It up after filling with powder and leave It wlioro n thief may got It and blow his house up. Those nro the only tlireo states , howovor. All the others have laws making such a thing n misdemeanor. The Uilltnr HIM Mark. Homincrvllte Jinn mil. Stranger ( to hotel clerk ) What are all those strantro marks on this register ! It looks ns if flfty lions hud been walking over It. Clerk Keep quiet , man ; thoio nro the autographs of the Nebraska odltoM. * COUNTRY BREEZES. The Soriflntlon Dlilit't t'nn. /liinmi Itrinililtcnn. It was reported this morning that Gov ernor Agoo hud a now girl nt his house , but after running down the report wo worn greatly astonished and somewhat charglnoil to learn that It was n Swede girl , eighteen years old , weight ICO pounds. fe'tartllna Innovations. Crtifihton Courier. Wo nro pained to announce that our foreman - man has lately been showing rtrontr s.vmu- toms of Insanity. Lust week do not only bought a now paper collar , but Insisted upon wearing U , and the further fact that ho lugged a canary bird Into the oDlco and scat tered bird seed nil over the Hoer but conj firms our worst , fears. A Hole in Our Kxclictior. | Aftttnii City Trannei < ] > ' If you should be so lucky as to find f J5 that does not bnlocc ; to you , you can earn the deepest cratitudoGi the editor of this paper by returning the same to him , who was so unfortunate as to lose that amount of money out of a pocket Monday afternoon. The return of the nionoy would not only beef of great benefit to us , but would , no doubt , causa our boarding boss to greet us with amore moro welcome smile , mi a nt the flatno tlmo lift & heavy load off the conscience of the finder. A "A'n to ot'Hpaci * . Fivmont Tribune. The Tribune can furnish anybody who desires - sires it a complete category of the criuiot committed by the editors of Its tinted eon- temporaries. The records are on fllo In tills ofllco nnd show enough corruption to stop a train of cars or datn the Niagara. Uut under ordinary circumstance the Th < 3 ,1'rlbuno , prefers fers to lot these Interested call and got th facts. It does not believe In filling its col umns day after day with matters concerning these vipers. The puoplo are not cravlntr such stuff and they don't want to bosurfoitod with a perennial banquet of this sort. Jim is Lonesome. IFInsMo H'alelnnuii. Jim Elliott uuodu a wli't ) to read the alina- nao'au'u wind the clock : - For - - ma turity and experience hero is an excellent chance , but no sentimental maiden of sweet sixteen need apply. Jim was In town Sun day with lila dairy produce nna looking for the Union Paeilio fi-aight with the intention of going to Wiiyno on business , laboring under the delusion it was S-.iturd.iy , and it cost him several cigars to become convinced that ho had lost n day somowhoro. Wo sympathize with Mr. Elliott , for wo hava been a bachelor oursolf. The Cn-clin Out in Dalit. February , 1SOO , lias been for us a momor- ablu month for uianv things , but principally in this , that tl'O libnrnl donations of tha fol lowing persons have enabled us to pay up thu entire debt on the building : Mr. II. Kountzo , 8100 ; Mr. U. Wood , 5 3 ; Mr. Ilolcombo , ? 50 ; Mr. Markol , $10 ; Mr. E. W. Nash , 3ll ; Mr. M. Barlow. 310 ; Mr. Vatcs , JlTi : Mr. J. Uarkor. f > ; Mr. J. N. H. Patrick ; * 2S ; Mr. G. Barker , $5 ; Mr. J. H. Mlllard , $25 ; Mr. A. Mover , $1 ; Mr. J. J. Urown , $25 ; Mr. E. Rosow.itor , iU ; Mr. W. V. Morse , $10 ; Mr. A. Mlllard , S10 ; McCord , Brady & Co. . * lfi ; Mr. A. P. Hopkins. SIO ; Mr. Sloane , ? 10 ; Mr. Euclid Miirtin , SIO ; Richardson Drill ? companv , S3 ; Markol it Swobo , fii ! ! ; Mr. Thonin" , $ Ti ; Mr. Decker , ? 3 ; ono who wishes to bo unknown. ? JO'J. ' Our rot-option given February 23 in honor of our prospect ot being free from dubt was un enjoyablu affair. 'J'ho Orccho at present has a larger num ber of 'Mnv boarders" than nt nuv time pre viou9 , which is very gratifying to the board of munnporft. Mns. W.M. W. Kuvsoit , Secretary. liitcrnry Cli-cln. The regular weekly nicotine of the Hawthorne - thorno Literary circle was hold Thursday evening at tha residence of W. A. Gardner , No.1120 Nicholas street. A vury pleasant ovenmg was spent In the discussion or "Sir Walter Scott , " tha mibject of the mooting , after which the circle adjourned to meet in two weoits nt tha residence of Dr. H. M. McClanahun , The subjnut for next moating will be "DickstiB. " " 1 lioso present nt Thurs day's meeting wcro , Mr , and Mra. Cliarlui Van Tuyl , Rav. and Mm. Palm , Dr. and Mrs. McClnniiban , Mr. and Mrs. Fleming , Mr , and Mrs. Gardner. Mra. Holt/ , Miss Lewis , Miss Kingsbury , Mies Thompson. Thu circle will not meet again for two weeks. Homo Mimic. Mr. Fran U Duncan , well known In Omaha musical circles , has composed n pretty llttlo lullaby entitled "Sleep Little Darling. " It tinx been passed upon by n number of musi cal critics nnd pronounced u line piece , prottv nnd taking. Mr. Ellsworth Conk , thu well known tenor with Goodyear , COOK & Dillon's minstrels , Is Ringing tha piece nt tha present tlmu liutore the publio , and It bdn ! fair to bccomu ono of tha ponular ulra of the day. U baa been published In thU city. OMAHA LOAN AND TRUST COMPANY. Subscribed fc cnnrunteml Capital , S5OO.OOO I'utdlnCnpltul , . , .350,003 lluya nml nulls ntockH ai'd bonds ; nvcdtlntui roiniuorrlul piiporiecttvt ; ) < sauiluYocutostriiHts : neu un triMisTur annul nnd trtistua ot corpora tions ; takm chmyu of prnportyj collects roi'U Omaha Loan &Trust Co SAVINGS BANK S. E. Cor. 10th anti Douglas Stroots. Paid In Cunltil . , , . S15O.OOO Uubbcrlbcd i.-cniu-autct.iacaiiltul , , . | OOOOO Unttlltyot ) stoctcluild r , . , . . , , 2OOOOQ 3 Per Cent Intoroat Polil on Dopoalts I'ltANK J. J.ANdH. CBUlilor. Ornmtsi A.-U. Wyman , prmlilentj J.J.Itrowu , vice prualdont ; W.T. vvyiimu , truvturor. DlllKOTOlist A. U. Wyuun. J. II. MllUrd. J , J. Urown. < luy < ; . llnrton , 1' . U' , Kant ) , 41101. U Klmbali , ( loo. a lak , Loans In any amount made on City & Farm Property , nncl on Collateral Security , at Lowoa Rate Uurronttos