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I B THE WINNINGS OF A SMILE "
B * .MLp Mr Morton's 3mm on ho Incouio and
H jjy His Beautiful Homo
# fc J HIS FANCY FOR FINE STOCK
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BBH tt - Ntnclliiiitlrort-Aoro Farm Covered
H • With Imported Cattle nntl Sliccp
Biro Morton * Popularity
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Jlnrlon'i Kverjr Day lilfo
CavvrkM line , ty Frank 0. Ctirixiirtr
I Washington , Feb 13. | Special to Tub
Bke | 1 sat In tlio press pallery today and
jbh took a good look at Vice President Morton
H Ho Is moro regular In Ills attendance ) upon
H tlio sessions . ot the sonata than any vlco
H president wo liavo had for years , and ha op-
H predates the dignity of the position Ho
P Pf _ - sits In tits biff mahogany armchair as
M " -i - * straight as a strlntr , and ho wlolds the white
H ivory Ravel with his rlnlit hand In difrnlfioa
H angles Ho Is a lino-looking presiding ofllcor
H Six foot , high nnd with n scholarly stoop In
H I his Bhouldcrs , his smooth-shavon , statesman
H f llko fnco mnkas ono think ot the vice prcsi-
H | ttants nt the beginning of our history Ills
Hk * lialr , well combed and pnrtcd very near the
P Y mlddlo , Is iron gray It is brushed well up
P H from n broad nnd rather high forehead , and
P H Its style ot drcsilne is much the same
H as that scon in the pictures
H ot Ihomas Joflorson Vice Pros
P H ident Morton looks very much llko
P K Jefferson , save that his comploxlon is bru-
P Hi . gy nottoivlillo Jcffarson's was blond , and bis
P PK PhjA hair has been black whllo JoiTcrson's was
BBBBBB" BBBr * * red The vIcc-prcsUlont's eyes are blue and
• when out of his cbnlr and mingling in Wash
ington society his face is ono vast , substan
I tial smile Mr Morton learned to smile
• wlillo ho was making bis fortune , ( do started
llto as a clerk in a country store and ho
EEEBJ smiled so pleasantly at tils customers that at
PJIE twenty ho was able to go into business for
EBB himself At twenty-llvo nis-country Btoro
PPJB . . ' . grow too small for him and ho carried hiss
/s smile into n commorcial'houso at Uoston 't
| , BJBJ h worked ns well as it did in his birthplace ,
Shoroliatn , and It increased his pile to suuh
an extent that at thirty ho concluded again
to smile for himself , Ho then becamu the
head ot the commission honso of Morton
( & Qrlnnell nt Now York , und by lb03 ho had
succeeded so tar that ho was able to estab
lish the great banking house of Morton ,
Bliss & Co , with its branch ot London
, There was moro , however , in Mr Morton
HHs li than the Btmplo smile Thcro worn good
PJJJt B business bruins behind his pleasant face nnd
BT w by the time ho was forty ho had made u for
K * tune Ilo has raado moro since then and
PPJK n his money has not hardenad bis face or his
T p heart His smile which paid him well as a
BT i' young man Has continued to pay him well as
PJPJBL I a statesman It made him n successful mln-
BBT istcr to Franco , and It is making bim one of
j
BBp , i the most popular statesmen at the capital It
BBT J is , I think , the offspring of his good nature
BBf ratlior than policy , nnd it Is worth moro to
B B J him than all his millions It keeps blm from
B B J worry and enables him to withstand the vex
PJJH I ntions of Wushington and its society
JflflK * * "IS nnitos AND FLOCICS
B B & ' Vice President Morton is a good dresser
BBT 2 IJo Joes not s' ' < inlP his tailor und his coats
BB | ' I ' nrc oC tne late3t aQd most foshlonnblo cuts
BBft J" ° wears a statesman llko double breasted
BBll P frock coat , and his every day pantaloons are
BBft f ° ' ° larc , Kray Ills clothes seem to be part
BBT ; y of him , and bo is a marked Qgui-o in the
BBfl • f senate , nt tbo white house and in Washing
B -in drawing rooms Flo has added much to
BB bABBV bis popularity bv the series of magnificent
BBh BBP entortaiuments which ho has glvon and
BBW' BF is giving in Washington , and he
BBb E tie ° * ntl ) lKl tuo 'ncomo ' from his dozon-odd
B. T million dollars lie idle Ho spends as well
- 1 ns mnkes , and ho has a largo numbur of men
BBB 4 in his employ Vlco President Morton is a
BBB L man of affairs as well as a man of society
B BJf x He carries on nn ImmenBo business in addl-
BBV m tlnn to the work he docs here in Wnshing-
BB T * Xo" < nuJ tncr0 nre few mon iu the country
BBB % vtl0 can ll ° so mucl1 white appearing to do
BB • ' s0 Httlo The care of bis immense property
BBBl , ' is enough to keep ono man busy , and to has
BBBT iy n stock farm in addition to being a statesman
B Bl % i r and banker and a society man His farm is
BBBT i at Khmecllff nnd is known as the "Ellersllo
B Bj \ i Stock Farm " It contains 050 acres nnd con
BBB ; % , stltutcs his country homo The vice prosi-
BBBj , if dent , however , makes this farm a business
BBB ] Jj investment as well as a place of summer
BBB ] T * rest He has a hundred head of the choicest
BBB ; W • imported Guernsey cattle upon it Every
BBBM h one of his animals tits a noted record , and
BBBl , k nil wcro brought over from Europe at nis
BBB ] expense There is hardly a cow among
BBB ] them that lias not won n pnzo as a
BBBr \ milk producer and butter maker ,
BBS ft and their introduction has done
BBBB M b much to improve the cattle of Now York
BBBb BB P Mr Morton is also interested in line wool
BBBB N ? sheep and hlslioclc on his stock form num-
BBBK X ; bers eighty imported Southdowns Ho has
BBBB weekly reports as to how his cowb and sheep
BBS are doing and the cultivation of the oxton-
BBS ive cstnto requires considerable correspon-
BBBBj
BBBbt snoiLS of deooahs
B The Vlco Presidents mall jimounts to an
BBBf i avoratro ot litty letters a day and the covers
BBBJ ' ml ROrts ot subjecto His known wealth and
BBBM his generous disposition , make him the object
BBBK ot muncrous beggars and ho receives many
BBBB applications for charity Some of tbeso are
BBBB of the most cheeky variety and as an in
BBBB stance a young man from Mmno wrote a few
BBBB days ago asking for two of his best reqis-
BBBB , t torcd Guernsey cows , and saying that ho
BBBBwanted nothing but rogcistored stock and
BBBB would lllto to have them shipped as a gift
BBBB with tbo fralght paid The letter was prob-
BBBB ably . not answered There are
BBBB numerous worthy applications for charity
BBBB received by the vice president dally , und
BBBl among them are many requests from young
BBB/ boys and girls who want to bo educated
BBBj * Some ot these are answered by bis sccro-
BBBBj tary , but for any millionaire to reply to all
BBBB ! , > ww _ tno deuunds upon him would mane blm a
BBBBW"B" alfei pauper within a year The president ro-
BBBBT ccivcs numerous applications for charity
BBBB * * * > and our niilltonalro senators are beseeched
>
BBBl Mor gifts every day The moat of thorn , like
BBBJ * u0 vlc0 prosldont , do glvo a great deal , but
BBBl it Is only after a thorough investigation of
BBBj the facts and to such as they kuow are in
BBBl
I f • * QOOD ltlDBIt
BBBB | ' Vlco President Morton rises early , break
BBBB fasts at 8SU : ! o'clock aud then gee * Into his
BBBB study and workB at bis mail until 11 or 13
BBB * o'clock , whoa be goes to the capltol , often
BBBl' ' ' waUIng the mila and a halt between bis
BBBl t kouso and the senate , Hols employed at the
sonata all day an I his ovenlngs are
* ' taken up with the dinners and
! other social rcaulroments of Washington
Vlco President Morton is a good horseback
m . rider Hois fond of line horses and ho has
BBS olght good ones in bis stables hero His rid
BBBl : Jng horsols a bandtomo sorrel moro and ho
BBBf * DOt infrequently rides out on bor with bis
BBBl daughters accompanying him Ho bos bvo
BBBt i girls ranging In ngos from Bcron to sixteen
BBBM ' years and all of these are getting an cnucs-
BBBK I trlan education at tbo riding school in Wash
H ' tngton The remainder of tboir education is
carried on by a French governess at homo
and by their attendance at ono of tbo female
seminaries or the capital They huvo their
• overnces constantly with them , and Mrs ,
" 1 Morton with Mis Wanamaker and teverul
( I ether of thu leading society ladies have got
ten up a class of ten young girls to whom
Mlts Susau Hale , the sister of Edward
Everett Halo , Is giving u course ot lectures
on Huglisti literature and poetry
_ A MAClNll'lL'l'NT JUSTIOX
BBBBJ ' UotbVico President Morton and bis wife
BBBBM are French scholars aud tUulrcarecrla Paris
BBBl was a most successful one in a social as well
BBBBl as In a diplomatlcal way , Mr Morton was
BBBBh not hampered by the meagro sal ry of our
BBBl minister nt Purls In the keeping up of bis
BBBBb cnturtalumenta and ho spent much more than
BBBBB the S1T.50U which bo received In Mrs Mor-
BBBBB tons Paris salon all classes of distinguished
BBBBB'people were found and her dinner parties were
BBBBB among the noted ones of tbo French capital
BBBBB It is the same here this year and Mrs Mor-
BBBBB I too , has brdufiht to Washington the expert
BBBBB I * > ee wnlch' aha acquired a * a suoosssful
BBBBB 1 hostess at Paris The vice presidents term
BBBBB 4 1 * t W usblngtou will probably cost bim sev-
BBBBf I * * rl1 tllLC lno amount of bis 13,000 salary ,
BBBB 1 ftD < i the additions which he bat mode
BBBB' ' T * / to bis house here have footed
km amz * up more than $33,000. He paid nearly
5t0uooo for the bouse when bo bought it
_ _ . , roui Telephone HelL and he has a dining
BBBl' / room , wmch cow about bait the amount the
BV president receives in a year Vice Presi-
BBBB ! f"1 if wtea'i sublet at the back of his
BB | i. ' 0UJU would be consldsred a v < 7 fair r * i
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donco in many a town and the rooms which I
ho devotes to his receptions nnd dlunors
would cover moro than two of the average '
city lots You could turn a wagon lead of
hay around in his big dining room without
grazing the walls , nnd vou might drlvo a
couulu ot carriages abreast through the
scries of parlors wlitch , opening by folding
doors ono Into the other , form n carpeted
space moro than 110 feet in length
This Morton mansion must contain about
twenty-six rooms It Is reached by a big
porto cochcro of Iron and is entered by wldo
front doors ot oak and platn glass Stopping
over the mat In which in big letters of rod
number " 1500" is wove you como ntonco into
whnt seems to ho the house proper There
Is no cold conventional hallway , but the
warmth of n homo greets you tbo moment
you step over the thrcshbold The hall runs
ncsriv the whole length of tbo house It con
sist of a wldo , well-lighted room at the rlcht
in which a fire blaios mcrrllv away to the
ticking ot n pretty French clock ot black
marble , nnd ot a long space at the
left almost filled with a flight
of cream painted steps which by
an easy grade leads to the
second story The woodwork ot this ball is
of an ivory whlloness The walls are hung
In croum satin which runs about the whole
to the height of vour waist In one corner
ot the room at the right a ltttlo round bay
window Juts out ) ust largo enough to contain
n life-sized xtntuo of n child prnylng Over
the childwho stands on n red pedestal , there
hangs n unlm trco and in the corners of the
hall there uro tropical plants In richly colored
pots ns high as a table Ono of the curiosi
ties ot the hall Is the flreplaco which Is
framed in tiles ot Moxlcan onyx und In front
of which there is a fender consisting
of two big torpcdo-liko bombshells
standing on tholr ends with their noses in
the nir nnd with n massive brass chain
fastened to brass hooks sot into tboir sides
nnd running from ono to tbo other Thcso
bomosholls were thrown by the Prussians
into Paris during the sicgo and Vice presi
dent Morton got them whllo ho was minister
to Franco
WHERE HIS WOnit IS DOHB .
The vlco presidents study or workshop Is
at the right of the ontrnnco in a. room oppo-
slto the stairway It is almost oval in shnoo
nnd it contains a bay window looking out on
Hbodo Island avenue In this bay window
there is a desk at which ono of the vlco
presidents secretaries writes , nnd the whole
room is packed full of the working materials
of n public man Aflat ' top Walnut desk as
big as a dining table stands in the center of
the room and the walls are lined with cases
of books Scrapbooks lie on tables here and
there , und the center desk is littered with
letters , papers and manuscript Atone
ono sldo of it the vice presi
dent sits in an arm chair , nnd opposite him
his confidential sccrotnry , Mr liobort Chil
ton , who has boon with Mr Morton for
years The walls ot this workshop are lined
from the oalc wainscoting to the picture rod
with portraits nnd thn noted friends of Mr
Morton look down upon him as ho docs his
work In the center of the wall nt his right
thcro is a big photograph in a black tramo of
Gambettn , who was premier during a part of
the time ho was minister at Paris , and on
the opposite sldo of the room is a line etch
ing ol Prosldont Gartteld , whllo in a corner
next to the mantel hangs a big photograph
of President Harrison with a half , length
portrait above him of tbo prosldont ot tbo
French ropublio , Mr Carnet President
Carnet sent this picture to Vice-Pros-
luont Morton a few days ago with his compli
ments , and the vice president has photo
graphs of all tbo great , leaders ot France
The mantel piece if lined with photographs ,
and there is a flno old engraving of La-
fayctto by Ary Schaeffer on the wall near
the door
Vice Prosldont Morton has artlstio tastes ,
and throughout his whole house you may
see the pictures and engravings wblch ho
picked up abroad There is little now furniture -
turo in the nouso , so Mrs Morton tolls mo ,
and the most of the things used were
brought hero from New Yorn nnd Paris
Leave the workshop aud cross the ball and
you enter tbo parlors They are separated
from the hall by portiers You notice that
ono of these portiors is ot rich brown velvet
plush embroidered with flowers and the
otber a costlv Turkish curtain which evi
dently oneo closed the door of a Mohamme
dan mosque You pass by a scrcon covered
with flno broussa embroidery in going into
the library , and this library is the first of
the parlors It is n largo room walled with
low book cases and hung with flno paintings
Tbo cases como to the Jioight of your waist ,
nnd books in flno blnd . ings look out of the
shelves through glass doors Above tno
cases , the walln are hung with dark red
satin of a flno enouch quality to make a
dross for .a wbito bouse reception , aud
against this background hang the paintings
Thcro are two full-lonirth portraits os the
vlco president and bis wife by lionnat ,
and these ban ? on the two
sides of the back of tbo room These
portraits are very fine , and the ono of
the vlco president the great French artist
say3 ho considu the second best thing bo
has over done Itropresents Vice President
Morton stnndintr It is life-slzo and It is a
work of wonderful art The painting of
Mrs Morton is equally flno and the vlco
presidents wife is ono of the handsomest ot
the wives of our statesmen She is of medium -
dium hcleht , straight , well-formed and her
face Is full of strength nnd character She
bns blue eves and she dresses in exquisite
taste This picture ropiesents her in an
evening costumoot dark red velvet and the
color shows to advantage her beautiful neck
and urms
The photographs of tbo room , however ,
are quito as interesting as the pictures
They nro as numeious as thoso-of the study
They are Bcuttorcd from ono end of tbo li
brary to the other and they stand In collec
tions aud singly on every nvnllable spot
Ono scrcemltko frame of thirty cablnot
photographs represents the royal fami
lies ot Eurono and Mrs Morton picked
thcso un whllo she was abroad I
asked her whether she had met all
the persons represented in the frame , but
slio told inn that thu French court wus a ra
publican ono und that her acquaintances had
neon moro democratic She pointed to an
other frame In which the uicturcs of Gam
bettn and other French loaders stood sldo by
side with iiluino , Lincoln , nnd other Ameri
can statesmen , and she showed mo a small
Sevres bust of President Grovy which he
bad given to Minister Morton
Vlco Prcsidont Morton's house strangely
enough rivals the white house not only as a
socloty center but oven iu tbo style of its
flulsn The library Is the rod room , nnd
the room that opens into this Is furnished in
a tint very nearly akin to that of the blue
room of the white house There is a third
parlor , whoso walls are hung in satin of t
grcoulsb tiut , aud should the vice president
takeout his dining table and turn bis din
ing-room into a ball room ho would
have a small cant room at the end
The furniture of those two second parlors
Is of gilt wood upholstered In delicate yellow
satin , and tbo pictures which bang upon the
walls are by noted artists A red velvet
carpet runs through the soveuty-llvo feet of
reception rooms und a red velvet rug forms
the ceutor of tbo dlnlug room The house
itself Is turnlsbod in exquisite tastonnd itis
one of tbo flno , though uot the tincst , house
at the capital Mr Morton's stable Is as
elaborate as his house It is u part ot the
house nnd is ot the same red pressed brick
with black lines running around it The
vice president bas a swell coachman and
footman in n rich plum-colored livery who
weur stiff enckadod bats and drlvo bis high
stopping bays hitched to a big coach with
, red wboels
TUB 8H0UXUAM 1UI1.
During tbo winter much bas been said
about the vice presidents bar at bis new
Shorebam hotel This hotel Is n big apart
ment house nt which many of the most noted
of Washington people live and forwhlchthey
puy from 91.600 to fl.SOO per year Tor u suite
of lurnished rooms Thcro is a restaurant
on tbo ground floor and it was in this that
the bar was said to be located Mr Morton's
agents were jnterviewed on the subject and
ho himself expevssed great indignation at
the statement , Tbo truth is that the appli
cation for a license to sell liquor was made
without his knowledge and that be had no in
tcrcst in the hotel beyond the leasing of its
auurtments through bis agents It was true
that a license bad been granted , but Is was a
part of the agreement at tbo time of the rent
ing of the ilau that no part ot them should
bo used as a bar or saloon for the sale of
wines , malt or splrltous liquors These
flat * now contain sixteen congress
men , and among the noted men who
live la tbeui are Senator Farwoll ,
Speaker Hoed and lloprcsontativo Cannon
The flats cost in the neighborhood ot a quar
ter of a million of dollars to build , and inas
much as no rooms are rented excent by the
year they probably pay a good interest on tbo
Investment Mr , Morton a * a vestryman of
the American Episcopal church at Paris , as
tbu sou of a preaoher and as a good Chris
tian , could hardly permit any of his tenants
to run a saloon en bis premises , and I am
surn would not It ho could He Is proud ot
his flats , and has named thorn The Snore
ham , " after the new Hnglund village wbero
ho was born Fiiakr G. CxiircsTKn
I'KPt'KUMl.MDltOI'S ,
The onion is a scontury plant
The man who loses Is uovcr accused of not
ploying fair
A defeated bill Is llko a California railway
train its need under .
m
A Horse Chestnut I have got a sure tip
for you on the noxl race
* 'I was driven to di Ink , " said the man who
got out ot a cab and went into the barroom
The world seldom looks to sea the kind of
tracks you left behind provided you only got
there , " " *
j
The average waiter holds a tray , but the
boarder generally llnds him playing the
deuce
A fashion paper saysi Pockets are not
found In ladies dresses now " Wcro they
ovorl
When a man knows that ho cannot got out
of the mud bis novt Impulse is to go iu
dcopor
Mrs Cumso Tsal our tea Imported from
China , Johut "Ob , no ; wo ralso our own
rnpartco "
Nationality DouWul First Little Girl
Is your doll a French doll ! Second Little
Girl I dent know ; she cant talk
In School Why may Queen Elizabeth bo
supposed not to have been very very fond of
Henry Villi" "Docauso she bad so many
mothers "
Urlggs I toll you , It makes mo feel sad
to meet a young man on tbo road to ruin ,
liraggs 1 didn't suppose such n thing could
bo possible
Miss Cable I have had that parrot for
thrco months now nnd it has novcr Bpokon a
word yet Caller Perhaps you have never
given it a chance
Jim I'm Just llko the Father ot his Coun
try I cant ' toll a lie Jam I can some
lies I can always toll yours a mlle oft For
instnnoe , this last one
Yonst They ralso some wonderfully big
beets out in Cullfornla , I'm told Crinisou-
beak Yes ; but they dent got into the bauks
llko they do in Now York
"I bear your coachman ran oft with $500 of
your money Are you going to try to recover -
cover HI" "No , the poor fellow will need
it ; my daughter wont with him "
The tricky man is nlmost always sure to
be found out , " said Smithers to Blithers
"That's a fact , especially If you are calling
to collect money that ho owes you "
A Strong Ilosomblanco McCrackle That
pair ot trousers reminds tno of the condition
of affairs iu Europe McCorklo How sol
McCrackle It has a woroliko aspect ,
MUSlOALi ftNUBIlAMAflO :
HIchnrd Mansfield is now under the management
agomont of T. Henry French
Edwin Hooth and Lnwrenco Barrett ore to
bcglu their third joint starring tour early in
October next
Next season Miss Fanny Davenport
promises to glvo Sardou's "lhoodorn" the
handsomest production that it has ever bad
John T. Kelly , an Irish comedian , will
star next season In a now farce comedy ,
and John W. McfJlnnoy will direct the tour
Ullly Uurch is trying to organize the San
Francisco minstrels with Frank 'Mornn ,
Add Kyuian and the Only Loop , in the com
pany
It is stated that Marie Prescott will
shortly bo seen in New York nt the Filth
avenue theater in n now version of "Ulco-
patrn , "
Mr Lawrcnco Barrott returns from
Eurooo May 1 , when ho will begin active
preparations for his next seasons tour with
Edwin Booth
R. D. MacLoan , who recently pir chased
"Spartacus , the Gladiator , " from J. H.
Mack , is making arrangements to produce
that play in the near future ,
As soon as an actor or an actress now
makes a hit in a part they got tbo starring
bco" In their bonnets nnd begin to think
ot getting soma ono to write a play for
them
Sir Henry Cummlnps and Mr A. H.
Charhberlyn , the owners of the Princess *
thcatro , London , will shortly pay a visit to
this country as the guests of Mr Aloxnndcr
Comstock
Miss Hose Coghlln makes her first appear
ance in Pittsburg as a star March 10. She
is to play in that city for one week during
which she will bo soon In "Jocclyn , " Peg
Woftlugton" and Forget Me Not "
Mr Charles Wyndham has bought a play
called Passion Flowers from the Kou-
dnls Mrs Kendal says it is a doltcato little
play written for bor many years ago by her
brother , T. W. Robertson , the author of
"Cos to "
Miss Adele Payn , an Amorioan actress , is
Just now in London making purchases of
costumes , scenery , etc , with a view to the
early production of The Dead Hourt" in
New York It is said that SOU costumes are
being made for tbo Hostile sccno alone
Lotta , who has not appeared on tbo stage
this seasou owing to an uccidont wblch befell -
fell her Into last Bpring , bas boon engaged by
Samuel Fort ot Baltimore to begin u tour on
April 10 nnd to travel for tbo balanto of the
season under his management It is under
stood that Mr Fort has engaged the actress
for next season as well Lotta will travel
as far as California and will produce a now
play duiing the season
A testimonial is to be tendered to Mrs ,
James G. Klaine , Jr , at tbo Broadway thea
ter , Now York , Tuesday afternoon , Febru
ary 18. The programme to bo offered the
publio will be Interpreted by a brilliant
array ot professionals and amateurs , promi
nent among whom are Mrs Kendal , llichard
Mansfield , W. II Crane and company , the
Lyceum theater cotnpuuv , Elsie Lcslio , E.
II Vundorfelt , Elsie do Wolfe Edward
Falts Coward and Elita Proctor Otis
Competent Judges say that thu scenery and
costumes that have been prepared for Adele
Payn's American tour with The Dead
Heart surpass the Lyceum production
The Bastilc , with its moat and ponderous
drawbridges , the exterior ot the Concierge
rlo prison und the guillotine scenes are the
Unestever puintcd in Loudon Two of the
loading coslumieis have boon at work for
wocks on the dresses , of which there are
over three hundred No expense has Dceu
spared to make this ono of tbo grandest
sconio attractions over sent to the United
States , A genuine guillotine and cannon ,
both ot wbioh have seen service during the
rebellion , have been purchased by Miss
Payn in France and will serve as props "
Tlio Fnirs of 1870 anil of 1803.
The opportunity which is offered by
the occurrence of the fourth , centenary
of tlio discovery of America , is ono
which the nation ouRht to seize for giv
ing a stroner forward impulse to the
bontlinont of American nationality ,
writes Gonprul Francis A. Walker in
the February Forum Mon have said ,
and not foolishly , that the war ol seces
sion never could huvo occurred at all
had itbeon postponed until after 1870.
It Is corLuln that the ceutennial exhi
bition wus a mighty force malting , not
for centralization , but for national
unity The acnualntauco which wus
formed at Pniludolphia , In that year between -
twoen widely sundered sections and
clasps , hns had a prodigious inlluonco
upon the bubsequont life of the country
Yet the celebration of 167G
was but a trivial thine : in
this respect , to what the celebration
of 1802 may be made , if properly inau
gurated and carried on , with the pres
tige aud the resources of the now most
powerful naton upon earth , The
Philadelphia enterprise was in its in
ception almost wholly of local interest
During the llrst ninety-eight days the
number of naroisslons wus 8,700,620 ;
during the remaining sixty-ouo days
the uumber was 0,140,010. A largq portion
tion of our pOoplo did not And out until
the exhibition was well nigh its close
that they greatly cared to go An even
larger portion did not Und this out at
all until It was too late But today the
minds ot ourpeople are prepared to
take all that may bo offered ; and the
celebration ot 1802 will begin where
that of 1870 lbft off ; or rather it will
begin with a prestlgo and a force derived -
rived , not merely from the ultimate
success of the Philadelphia exhibition ,
but from the fame which that success
has aoqutrcd through the revolving
yews
ssn
THOUGHTS IN LlllTEll VEIN ,
Waifs From thoW rld of Wit ruid
Hunibjt
HIS DRIDE HAD EXPERIENCE
And Kite Know on \ \ fiioli Sldo of tlio
Altar to SinhlliV ttrltflit
Nebraska ( Jtid-Slio
Twigged
Tno Much
rwujiilaicnty Sjilrif ,
I love the spring , the gentle spring ,
With its perfume nnd its song
But I can not say I llko this thing ,
Of having it all winter long
A Now Ucndliir ; .
Itochostor ( NY ) ' Jury : "Do you
know that if you look into thom you
will always find some docpor meaning
in the Mother Gooao rhymes thnn they
uro ponornlly supposed to con tnlnV"
Nonscnso what dcopor moaning
Is there in 'Pnna's frono n-huntlng to
get a little rabbit slc n to wrap ' "
Why , the baby was born bald "
Well , what ollt'r"
And needed n little hnro , of' course "
A Quid : Method of Counting
Now York Sun : Little Hortrand had
promised his mother always to count 100
poforo spoaklng after becoming angry
Ono dny his Bister snatched nn ornngo
from him and his angry retort came in
a suspiciously short time
"Bortrnnd , " said his mother , did
you count 100 ? "
Ycsm "
How did you count it ? "
Ton , twenty , flrty , forty , fifty , sixty ,
ninety hundd ' '
seventy , eighty , ,
Curious Notions of Ctlonta
"Cllonts have curious notions , " n law
yer said to a Brooklyn Citizen man
' 'A client was in court ono day when I
gained a motion In his suit with 910
costs , and my opponent at once paid the
money
" 'You'll deduct that from my bill ,
wont you my cllont asked mo
" 'No , sir , ' I roplled , 'I shall charge
you $50 for coming into court and earn
ing this $10. '
"He paid up and got another lawyer "
A Kcinnlo Strntetrtnr
Texas Siftlnga : Jones That Brown
girl Is a smart ono "
Smith What is she up to now ? "
You know whoiiovorslie gocsoutsho
hn ? her pug with her ? "
Yes , I understand "
Well , she has trained that dog to
trot alone abut ton feet behind her "
Well , what of that ? "
What of that ? Dqu'tyou see she con
look back at the maiiundor the pretense
of lookinguftor the dog "
Littt Willie Gets Tliore
Clothier nnd Furnisher : Miss Brainy
( of Boston ) I want to have you send
homo u suit of clothes for my little
brother Willie Ho'is- ' eleven years of
age ' ' *
Sulesman Yes , madam Should you
say or that ho waa large or small for
hlsagol j i
Miss Brainy Well , I dent know that
Willie has any superfluity of adipose
tissue ns oomparod with other boys of
his ago , but ho is usually in the habit
of arriving at his destination with both
pedal oxtremltles firmly placed on this
mundauo sphere . < • >
How Tlior Talk on tlio stn e.
Now York Tribune : * The stage here
never talks in a siraplo , straightforward
ward way , like a mora ordinary mortal
You will write to mo when you are
away , dear , wont you ? " says the hero
ine
ine.A
A moro human being would say :
Why , of course I shall , ducky , ovorv
day "
But the stage here is a superior crea-
turo Ho says :
Dost see yonder star , Sweet ? "
She looks up , and owns that she does
see yonder star ; and than oil ho starts
and drivels on about that star for full
flvo minutes , und says that bo will ceas ' e
to write to her when that pale star has
fallen from lt3placo amid tno firmament
of heaven •
Some Other ,1'lnoo.
Dotrolt Free Press : "I wish you
could holp'rao out a little , " ho said as
ho looked in on a Gratiot avenue
cobbler
"yhoii ? "
"There's a saying about the sluggard ,
you know He wa3 told to go to to
what was It ? Ho was to go to something
nnd learn wisdom , but what it was I
have forgotten It wasn't to the boo ,
was It ? "
No "
Nor the grasshopper ? "
No "
Nor to the wasp nor hornet ? "
No ' *
Then what was It ? "
"It vhaB to go py Halifax und keep
right avhay from niol" was the vigorous
reply , as ho ooundod away on a piece of
solo-leather.
An Unfortunate Burglar
Washington Capital : A wan , hag
gard and ragged gentleman afjooarod
at the kitchen door of a New York resi
dence
Will you please give mo something
to oat ? " inquired the poor man of the
cook
With pleasure , " roplled the obliging
cook But first toll
ing mo what un-
fortultous combination of circumstances
brought you to this lamentable condi
tion "
"Alasl" replied the sufterlug appli
cant , " 1 am simply a plain , common
place bank burglar , and the superior
skill of the presidents iiud cashiers In
this thriving mart hoS' thrown mo out
ot employment " J- "
Poor man , " ojacujdfbd the cook "I
will glvo you a lurge 'ploco ' of lonion
IU1
iter UsuaHPInce
Prosldont Hyde oflBowdoln college
tolls a good story of the first marriage
ceromonynt whioh Iioj ofilolated while
occupying the pulpitnin Jersey City ,
soya the Lowlston Journal It-eooms
that the blggor half bf the Interesting
couple was rnthor timid and nervous ,
ouo of those mon whbse dltlldouco.is In
danger of loading him thto 6omo awk
ward blunder The bride , on the con
trary , waa remarkably ! ! cool and Bolf-
possessed As the > fe < dUple proscnted
themselves before President Hyde there
seemed to bo some miBundorstundlng in
rogurd to the side od which the lady
should staud The groom hitched
about nervously , but the bride was
equal to the occasion , Quickly chang
ing place with her baahtul fiance , oho
remarked conOdentlyr There , I am
tsure this Is the side on whioh I have
always been accustomed to stand " This
solved the difficulty , and the timid
groom nnd the young widow , who knew
all about it from experience , were
speedily united
Ilo Was a ValpurnlKO K'd ,
A Valparaiso lady tolls the Fremont
Trlbuno the following storv :
The ether afternoon Willie came run
ning homo from Bchool in a great hurry
Throwing bis books iu tbo closet ho
naked his mother If thcro wn * anything
for him to do Mamma , very much sur
prised , replied that there was , and our
young friend was kept running here
and there until nearly an hour had
olnpscd Then , seeing by the oxprcsslon
on hl mothers fnco that thcro was
nothing olsu to bo done , ha said :
"l's boon deed hasn't
n boy tonight ,
1 ? "
Yes , " was the reply "Do you Intend -
tend to help mo this way every even
lng ?
Well , not zactly You see I torod
my pan is on the way homo fiotn school
today and I had to do something bo's
wouldn't . "
jqu wallop mo
* " The Hlopplntt-Unr Wrrctc
Washington Pest : Manngoi Bennett
hna three bright youngsters , ranging
from three to seven The other morn
Inir ho wits awnkoned by a heavy crush
In the children's room , followed by n ,
prolonged howl Ho rushed In The
smallest , kid was raising the roof , whllo
the eldest stood , half frlghtoned , con
templating a heavy bureau which was
tlupod ever on the floor
"Papn , " ho shouted , "Pranklo'c In
the uopor borf Franklo's In the upper
bcrf "
With considerable dllllculty Mr Bon
notiralscd the wreck and skipped It on
to she track Then ho oponcd the up
per drawer , and young Frank popped
hit head out and surveyed the gronp
"Wo was playing sloopln' car , pop , "
ho oxclmmod "I got In all right , and
Fwod trlod to climb In the lower borf
when the old car tipped over But wo
didn't lmvouk nullln , did wo , pop ? "
Nothing more valuable than your
nocks , you young train robbers , " was
the fond parents comforting reply :
Ijovo'b Tnetlc * .
Boston Courier : MiasHurryup Ahl
George , you cuunot toll what troubles a
girl has who is rocoivlng the attentions
of a gentleman
Mr HoldoiT Troubles , Carrie ? Of
what nntdro pray ?
Miss H. Well , ones little brothers
are always making fun of ono , and ones
rolativcs are always saying , When Is
it to como off ? " as If marringo were a
prize light But that iu not the worst
There's the inquisltlvonuss of ones
parents They want to know every
thlng Thoro's pa now ; ho is constantly
asking such questions as : "Cnrrio ,
what are Mr noldofl'a intentions ?
What does ho call upon you so regularly
for and stay so late when ho does call ? "
And ho sometimes looks so mad when
ho asks these questions that I actually
tremble
Mr H. And what answer do you
make to his questions , Carrie , dearest ?
Miss II I cant make tiny ansivor
at all , for you see , you Haven't said any
thing to mo aud and of course I
Then Mr HoldoiT whispered some
thing in Carries ear , and tlio next time
her father questions her she will bo
ready with a satisfactory reply
A Woman Who Twlsuod
New York Sun : When he boarded a
Broadway car at Union squnro there
were sevorul vacant seats but ho scorned
In no hurry to sot down When all the
seats except ono wcro filled ho acted as
if about to take possession , but at that
moment a lady entered , and he bowed
and offered her the place '
" Thank you , but I had as soon stand , "
she replied
And I had rather stand , " ho per
sisted
But I couldn't think of depriving
you of your seat " • ,
But I insist , madam "
But I I "
Then I shall also stnnd "
She rode two Bquaros and got off , and
ho hung on for asquaro further When
he had disappeared a woman at the
front end ot the car with a bundle In
her Iud , remarked to herself , but loud
enough for all to hear :
The poor critters ! She couldn't sit
for her tieback dress , and ho couldn't
for tlio tight laclni' of his corset "
Three Ti pre ( il' Drama
Detroit Free Press : The border
drama I am only a rouch follow , Mary
I dent wear flno clothes and use flno
wordB , but ovorv time your father
brought you here to the mountains l'vo
loved you , Mary , but if a faithful heart
and a pair of ready hands "
"Tnkc me , Bill ; l'vo loved you all ray
life " ( Throws herself in his arms ) *
The soeioty drama :
"I've como to say good-by , Mabel
I'm going fur away I will trouble you
no moro I am going to leave frlouds
home , everything , for , your sake I
trust you will be happy without mo ,
dearest I good-by "
Starts for door
' • Harry ! ' '
Ho pauses
"Mabel ! "
They rush to each ether
Then you love mo , after all ! "
Why , of course , you silly boy
Couldn t you see I was only trying to
make you jealous ? " ,
• French drama :
Without you life would bo a blank
I could not live I would kill myself
You are my all Your presence has en
thralled inc Say but the word and I
will throw myself ut your feet Say
that blissful word which will make you
initio "
But my husband ? "
"Oh , ho doesn't count "
'Ilia Soinfnoli'H of Florida ,
On a recent visit to Biscayne bay I
was brought In contact with some oftho
remnants ot the Seminole lndluns who
yet have their homos in thoovorglndes ,
says a writer in the Philadelphia ProBS
Ono thing In particular struck mo very
forcibly , und that was that the
Indians were . evidently very indus
trious people , as they brought down
the various rivers from tlio ever
glades , to sell and trade , hogs , chick
ens , ducks , eggs , vegetables , starch ,
corn , sirup , hidesi bird plumes , otc , as
also the fact that they were buying $100
sowing machines , furniture , and In ouo
enso a piano , as well us the most im
proved firearms , nitlmugh they lirusnv-
uges and are often badly treated and
worse cheated by some of the so-called
clvlllzod white men
This the Indian realizes , and us a con
'Bcquenco ' they keep aloof ns far as they
cin from the whites aud avoid ull con
tact possible with thorn ; nnd hence are
very ulltlcult to approach und not at all
communicative However , they live in
peace with each other and boar much
wrong to live iu pcaco with the whites
The government has tried frequently
to induce these Indians to take laud in
severalty , agreeing to give thom title
to 1C0 acres of land each But , asTigor
Tall said when President Arthur failed
to keep an appointment made to meet
him on the Ktsslwanoo river : White
man much cheokl • Ho heap lie ! Wash
ington man no good , poll Big Father
to go to grass " However , the Indian
says in regard to this Sand matter re
duced to English : Indian own all the
lanu the white man has not stolen Wo
dent want any title , possession is all
wo need , and peace "
Buddhism is spreading to a considerable
extent nuiong the female graduates ot the
universities aud ether young people of cul
ture in Europe , and tbo fuct is bolnff laid at
tbo door of Mai Muller , who is ohnnred
with having first brought test religion to the
attontiou of tbo Christian world , His de
fenders say that the converts are made
cbletly by Hindoos who come from India to
I attend the universities
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