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T&ET ± > AILY BEE-SATURDAY , JTHNElJ , 1885. Nurrow IsMcnpo. HocHMtr.li , Jun 1 , IBSl. " ! > Yi , ra > po 1 w s attacked wl'h tlio mist Intense and dcUMy j > lns In m * luck and Kidneys. "Extending to the end of my toea and to my brain 1 "Which made mo dclltiotia ! From Bgooylll "It folk three men to hold mo on my bed nt timcsl "Tho Doctors tried In vtdn to relieve me , but to no purpose. Morphine nnd other opiitcsl "Had no oflfaotl "After two months I was given up to diellll "When my wlfo heard a neighbor tell what Hop Bitters hid dona for her , nho utoncogot and gave mo some , The fitat doao oatod my brain and Boomed to go hunting through my system for the pain. The ecconit dose cased mo BO much tint I dcr > t two hour ? , P.mctlilnf . ( I li dnot done lor tno months Before I lud mod ( ho liottlci , I w s will nnd at work ashird's any man could , former llirco weeks , but 1 worked too lunl for my streiiRth , and ttklnc & hard cold ; I was taken Hit tliomoH acute and piln- nlrlicum.itInn all through my eastern tint ctcr was JilIO II. - "I tilled the doctors agiln , and niter several wcoky thovlcltincn crlpploon crutchoi lor life , as thco Slid. I mcU friend and told him my ciso , and hs said lloplllttcrs Indented lilmitiil would euro me. I lioolicdntlilm , Imtliowassooirncst 1 was Induced to them a < tln. i : In less thin four weeks I threw away my crutches and wen to work llzhtly and kept onuslnn tliolilttcrs for lUo weeks , until 1 bccaino as w ell as any mm llv- ng , and 1m c been so for six yoirs since. It has alto cured my wifo.whohad bean sick for years , and has kept her and my children well and healthy with from two to throe bo'tlos ' per year. There Is no need to ba tick at all If those bitters aroused used J. J , BKUK. Ex-Supervisor. "That poor invalid ivUoSlstor. Mother , "Oar donghtorllll "Can bo made the picture of health I 'With ' n few bottles of Hop Bltlorsl "Will you lot thorn Buffer Ml" Proscouto the Swindlers ! ! ! If when vou call for lion Bitters ( BOO cluster of flopa on the white label ) too drug gist band * out nny stuffcallod 0. IX Wnrner'a Gormnn Hop Bitters or with other "Hop" name , refuse it and shun that druggist as you would a viper ; nnd if ho has taken your money for the stuff , Indict him for the fraud and sue him for damages for the swindle , and we wil reward youliberallv for thoccnvistlon. H EH Inii o3UjJ4ni. bprcM ITi-scrintlonsof in eminent Physician. Simple. Safe and Sure. LJRT OF pnmciPAi. vot. _ cy KCS. 3 S IVOrinB , m-TiU * uvvr , II ww. , ' = ' " ' " OryluttColic.orTocthinitpfInfanta Iliirrlldi. oJ UhfJrcn ! cr AdulUj IHscnH'ryGrlplnp , HiUouiColic. . . . CholeraBlqrbuH , Vomiting . . . . . . . . . . ( JOtinllS , Cold. Bronchitis. . . . . < lKln , Toothache , racoacho. . . . Ilonilucltcj. Pick Ilcai.achP.VErtleo > cpiln.Blllna btomach. . . . . . . . . nnsl t'orioilii \VUHoa. too I'rofane Periods .2- > Croup. CouBh.JJItacultllroatliln.t. . . . . .J Salt lUiciim , JItrtlpelM. Eruptions .J IlUonmntlsm.Jllieumiillol'ttlna. . . . / Kovci'nndAKiioCUlll3 , Malaria. . . . . j . , re" Piles , niimlcrlllMdinis. 41 OUllltl.-- . - - - - IChlneyJJlscnoo. .511 fe JVorousJ > : bUIty. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.O4I ) Urinary \VpiiIiitess. Wetting Bed .5(1 ( Dili-use * of the 1 Imirt. Pal plutlon 1.0 ( I fc .ClctUcluo Co * . , JO'J ITult'ou S > t. , Kuw I'orU. THE BEST THING OUT FOR Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water. SAVita LABOR. TISIB and SoAr AMAZIKOLT , nnd gives unlvcrsalaatlaUctlon. No Umlly rich or poor should bo without It. Sold by all ( 'roccr" . BKn-AUR ol imitations well do- slgool to mUiotit. 1'icAULixK Is the ONLY SAVK Ubor oavlnfr compound and olnayd bears the aboto sym- bland namoot JAMES PYT.E NEW YORK. txrtlltnl MlUln | ( avid rf uiinItlU flTor , uowTiwi DTTT ali Bitter joonqncri and j nentu mala rial fovrr * . dy per els , clironlo cooetl- pitlon , A tcndenc ) to kljcor anlbUd der nllmonts anil rtnumalhm , ondl ! oftheKHatcatvalui In CJiecu rf bjdllj troubltarlslngfion woaknesi. Old pee tl i aio greatly aldu : ylt .audit la hijhlj tervlscable to con valeeoonti am la-tlei In delicate health. Ic I' , more oier , uu'efut med Iclne to ttke vr.tl one on long Jour neji , and counter nets the ellecU it I menial exbauitlon. Foi gala bj detleis generally. WeakNervoiisMe fieeklng perfect retention to heallli , full inuiihoua and oxnul vigor vltliout rJloiiinrli nrugKliiRi ahould send forTrea- tltoonthe Mnraioit Itolui. Young men and otlieri who luffor from uervouH and I > li } ' i- cut ilulillll ) ' , exliuuil il vitality , l > rc- riutiirtt ilerlliin. Vnrlrocelr. < ke , , are [ wclally bcnoflteil bj-comultlng lia contents. .Plec-ticc of tbo I'rntlale Gliiuil , Kliliiey * uiul lHaililer offectuilly cured indor : > ed by tbouiandi who bare been cured. Adopted in lluaplUla and by Physicians in J'.uropo and America. Scaled Trrattie free. Addrem UAitsTOK REMEDY ; co. or DK. B. TRGSEOW , 48 Weat 14th St. , Hew Vork. H.W.WETHERELL , " . 18S and l 7 Wobiwli Avenue ( fair Cloth and Wir < Bustles , Hoop Skirts , Hair Cloth Skirts , ' CBt rcprcwuti Tr. TjinctrrT tha iuo t tiopul : JSluWKVlun of llu.lle aii ilooii bhlrtovermad * . A lab wurn ono will ne i IIM v ? ftyle. ta v-ar oS other ; Bklrt iituls 1'atevlta Jab J. 1 IB ll , I V.\ one M ine VamoVi ? 1 of no 1 1 Peronnitl Joltcs. The pure , thn bright , the beautiful That stirred our souls In youth , The loving titles which had the pull On any since for truth The longing for tha unattalnod , And eke for custard j > io - Ob , eivo mo back those "chestnuts , " Tor they can never die. Thn father's boot stretched forth to aid The lover down the stair ) The bulldog larking in the shade , While Iloraoo saws the air ; The plea the poet softly breathes That we his "pom " will buy The punster and the billy-goat , These things can never die. Lot nothing pass , for every hand Must find some work to di , The plumber's always in demand- So Is the poncll blue Cross , cut nnd slash these old , old jokes Lest the 1'ato of the Shears should cry Yo'll never moro throw oH their yokes , For they can-never die. . . . . . . -Philadelphia [ News. Hulllvrm John Sullivan , the slugger , And boss of Boston town , Hta put In pawn his mighty brawn And forfeited renown. It was the gentle Annie , Ills fond nnd loving wife , Who , as ho claimed , himself had maimed , And jeopardized his llfo. She took him by the collar And hurled htm out the door ; With mlpht nnd main she amotn his brnln And with him wiped the floor , She flhook him Ilka o carpet , And boat him black nnd blue ; With virllo vim the waltzed on him Before she said , "I'm through. " O Annie , gentle Annie , , The world wcepa at his woo 1 Why did you fell the weak John L. , And irmko him blubbnr so ? -N. Y. Journal. FEMININEFANCIES. A Collection of Seasonable Hints for the Opposite Sex. The Sighs , Tears and Fashionable 1'Voako of the Fair Ones ot Every Grade. SEASONABLE CAKE. It was a high-school graduate Who biscuits tried to make , Already having tried her hand At a batch of pig-lead cake. She stirred away quite faithfully Until did acha her bones , But the product of the long day's toil Was sold for paving-atones. A DREADFUL BOTHEn TO BE A WOMAN. It Is a dreadful bother to bo a woman and do the bailncss np In good shape. In the first place , ycu'vo got to look well or elao you'ro nobody. A man may bo over 83 homely and atill bo popular. Whlskora cover up the moat of his lace , and If ho baa a big month nobody mistrusts It , and it ho doca wrinkle bad on his forehead his friends speak of his many cares and of his thoughtful disposition , and toll each other that his wrinkles are lines of thought. Lines of thought , Indeedwhen in all probability his forehead Is wrinkled by the bad habit ho naa got of scowling at his wlfo when the coffee isn't strong enough. But a woman must always be In good order. Her hair must always bo frizzed and banged , ao fashion demands , and she must powder if she has a shining skin ; and she must always manage to look sweet , no matter how sour she may feel ; her dress must hang just so , and her boot buttons always in place , and her finger nails always clean ; and then she mustn't whistle , nor climb fences , nor stone cats , nor ecold when she's mad. Ob , I tell you a woman baa a hard road to travel. [ Lilllo Dovcreux Blake. SHE BELONGS TO THE IKISUTOCRACY. ' ' 1800 Mary Ann has bleached her luir , Mrs. O'Riherty. " "She has. Sure an' it's the otoilo now , yo know , for thn ladles fc : > have their hair bleached. Mary Ann , yo know , now belongs to the Irishtocracy. " "Where doea aha work now ? " "Wnirack ? Sure an' shn doesn't wur- ruck anywhere. The loikos of Mary Ann a wurruckin' ! Faith an'she niver allows a drop o' dish water to touch her bands , and tbera hain't a noight scarcely that she doesn't 'tend ' a musically nr a sociable ur something of the koind , nnd the big wurrads she uses an' ' the way she lounges about on the sofeo yo'd think aha was a horned quane. " "I don't see how she mansgea to droes so well , without working. " "Faith an' sho'o eioh a great society belle and favorltu of the ricbi glutlomen that they do ba givin' her presents con stantly , they do. Ojh , I tell yo , it's a great thinpr , It is , ti belong to the quality. " [ Kentucky Slate Journal. DKCI.INE1) WITH THANKS , "I hoard yo had a tocher , lass , An' ' just cam' roon' tno spree. I bao sax milk coos oot at grass , An' fifty poonds a year. Bao yer bit lot aa' my bit lot We'd best jest clap tegither , An' wo nae doot will rank' wool oot For helpin' one anilher , " "Ah , weel , auld carlo , yer sair mistaken < Wo canna palrtnera bo , For I wad like tae marry ane Who had ns muckl'd me. An' ftio , yo sea , I tell ye free , I'll no Uk'lang the swithor I hno a pearl wad grace an1 earl : I got it frao my mlther. " "Mlcht I be spearing what it's worth ? " "Deed ay , man , that'f nae harm. There's no it's bettor , sooth or north A heart btith true an' warm. Besides , guld man , ye neadna' plan , Or talc' a lang conslther ; This heart o' mine can ne'er ba thine ; It's promised tae anfttlAV " - [ William Lyla. DKESSKS FOE OltADUATES. Tbo dreaies made for gradualos are re ally moro simple than those to be won by tnleses , are not jot prepared to low Echool. Tbo round skirts la favored whei tacked up half way , the back straight am fall , the front covered with an aproi drapery and the bodlco slightly fall 01 > tacked belted in. This general deolgi affords opportunity for variation. Thi tucka may be alternated wllli fine inter tlon and the drapery and bodlco made o needlework entire , or initeed of the task the lower part of the aklrt may bo cov ered by a deep , scant flounce of needle work Bormonnted by ono or two other at the back , a baeqne and apron of all over embroidery completing a dress whic ! looks and is really made entirely o needlework , Dro soj of light wools aai tinted cotton or llnoa fabrics can b rfl made up in the eimo way or they ma ; be covered to the waists \iith uarro ] graduated rallies. This latter style i well adapted to tall slender girls and i should bo accompanied by a gatherc ; 5.ho waist , open , V-shaped and edged wit lar rp flies of muslin and interior of valer nil cinoio Inco ; sleeves to match. A tacke ich walu should not bo put with a rutll J' ' ilia skirt vice bat th or vorea , among lit prottlott and finest , though simplest lool to ing dresses , arc those of fine India musll covered vitli exquisite tucking from hei ' to waist nud lengthwise upon bodlco and alcoves. TAtMAOIAS TIUOLOOT , "Fllttation Is damnfttlon.-tTalmafjo. } Well , If flirtation Is damnation , Our fears away we'll fling ; For , if ho's right , Damnation's qnita A pleasant kind of thing. And , by the way , We hero may ay That past experience teaches There'll bo once more , Just as of yore , Damnation nt the beaches , And , sad to toll , lie knows full well Who Ills experience toorchon , There's often been , Plain to be seen , Damnation In the churches. churches.Exchange. [ . THK COGITATION OP AN INQD1SIT1VB BOY. I nottca that pa poaca as n prophet now. IIo ( ays that Cleveland's admin istration will bo the rankest failure on record. Another man got a postofllco pa was after. I notice ma says oiator oil don't las to bad when she tries to force a dose dann mo , bat when she's sick she pats a good deal moro earnestness into her prayers to the doctor not to glvo her the "nasty stair" that oho over dooa in her Rnpplica- cations to the Almighty. I notice the cats old maids keep are all Toms. I notice when a girl begins ss look up on her follow as a a paragon , you can usually so\ them down as a pilro'gonore. I notlcp a man is Bald to bo "tight" when ho is drunk , but all the same , I can work pa for epondnlics when ho'o full , when I couldn't got a nickel to save my soul if ho was Eobor. [ St. Paul Horald. TllANSFEHBINCI TWO FEMININE HEAKTS NEATLY. Clara Bella unblushlngly rolntof , in n letter to the Cincinnati Enquirer , the un scrupulous manner in which aho got a male friend out of a bad ecrapo : "A maehingly handsome friend of mlno , " she saye , "was so potent in his lovomaklog , recently , that ho got tbroo girls simultaneously into a sentimental condition which lacked only the formal questions and and ansncra to complete betrothals. Then lie realized for the first tlmo that ho had an overabundance of wlfo material at his commiiid. Mighty nlco girls they were , all three , and it was with some difficulty that ho finally made a choice for himself. What was ho to do with the others ? Ho didn't want to fracture their hearts , Ho came to mo for advice. " 'Latmo mansEO it , ' tald I. 'If you suddenly jilt thenfthey'll got mad about it , and perhaps lojo the whole summer by moping. Of course they'd come around oil right by next winter , and catch on with two fellows every whit as good as you. But tbo thing can bo fixed bettor. ' "And SD It has been , within a month from the time when my agency began. I gave the most careful attention to the affair. Firat , I pjckod out two fellows to replace the original in the girls' affec tions , and adrlotly introduced them. Saconl , I Instructed the lattsr chap juat how fait and In what manner to make a show of flirting with the maiden of his choice. The result was that I managed to transfer the two feminine hearts neatly , and all the while they thought that they were voluntarily throwing their old awoothoart overboard. Ono of them actually pitied him , and almost spoiled my job by tolling him ao , for that wonndod his vanity. What is wanted In sentimental undertakings is ndrlotncsj. ' RELIGIOUS. Twelve Hebrews were converted in London last year at an expense of 5175,000. The Southern Methodist church proposes to raise SiC5,000 for missions ia 1883 and 1880. 1880.The The SweJonborfflans in tho'Unlted States number 87 churche * , 92 ministers , and -l.OOC members. Of SOC83CoO contributed last year InGrea Britain to missions , more than one-third wa ; given by Church of England societies. The number of Quakers in the United States Is estimated at less than 109ODD. They have a fine college at Hlchmond , Intl. The issuoot religious works of nil kinds by the 1'iesbytemn board of publication last year reached over 20,000,000 copies nnd by the Baptist society during the eamo tlmo 2- 080,010 copies. The oldest Reformed Dutch church in the world is said to be In London , near the 13ink of KnftUnd. It was built in 1213 by the earl of Hereford and 1Cisox , and is constructed of stone In pointed Gothic. The deed by which Mrs. A. T. Stewart conveyed the property at Garden City , N. Y , , in trust to the corporation of the Cathedral of the Incarnation was recorded on the 28th at the county clerk'o ofllco In Jamaica , L I , Thedrad of conveyance was placed on the altar Tuesday last and on that day the ca thedral wai solemnly consecrated. In th ? United States thereare'JOO organlzsd Universallst societies , about 7JG ( churcbeiand 700 ministers. About 10,00) families are mombora of the denomination , nnd their church property is valued at 87,000,000. The doctrines were first preached by John Murray in 1770 , anil the first church wa3 organized at Gloucester , Mass. , in 1770. Few , if any , of the existing evangelistic Institutions have so grand a record as the liad Issued 77 now publicationsincluding , 182 tracts , and the total issues , including those from foreign depots , had been P5OGO,650 , or 2.868,277,880 tince the formation of the so ciety. H Francis K. Townsley wan ordained by a conncll of Baptist churches in Nebraska. This Is the Grit instance , in modern times at least , of the formal setting apart of a woman to the office and work of the evangelical min istry. The Metbcdiat church , though It per * mlti women to ipoik in its pulpits , has de clined to ordain them. There liave been a few women preachers like Miss Ann ! ) Oliver and "bible readers" like Miss Smiley , but none of them has obtained ordination. This Nebraska cue la distinctly ft new thing. [ Chicago Herald , Here are soirn of the layintrs of the Key , Samuel Jones , an uneducated Georgian who is conducting an extraordinary revival at Nashville , Tonn. : "What is culture worth. If it's nothin' but whitewath on a rascal ? I'd r rather be In heaven J ear in' my A U O'a than In hell reading Greek , " "Some preachers are so elegant that they speak of hell as the 'burnt district , ' but this tort of dignity Is the starch of tha shroud. " "Heaven is on dead Invel with every good man , and every good man will be provided for in some way. " "Will honest men starve ? God will feed an honett man , if he has to put the angels on half rations. " "Be honest , an pay your rs debts. There'i too many men in church boarding with their wives , ' "i'ull np your doubts by the rooti , and you'll find a seed at the bottom , and that seed is sin , " "A lie is always on tbe down grade , but the truth you have to hitch an engine to. " The craze among voting ladies for military buttons has brought together several collec tlons which include anny insignia from every nation in the world , The aching hick , the sallow skin , tht hollow eye , give way speedily before Quut'a Remedy. "Any physician who has used it vrll aerllfy to the excellence of ITunt'i Remedy , Hunt's Remedy is a slandait I" I remedy for dropsy and k&ney dlseasss , ' " > I GILBERT CLARK , M , D , The Ten Cream Ortvlly. Oh. mouth divinely beautiful , Celfstlal gateway of thn ion ! , Mo thinks that I cou'd gladly die If once my lips might roach that goal. And. sill it makes mo sod to think That llfo the fabric of a dream The o. g. of ths s. shall fftdo Before prosaic coke and cream ! HONEY FOH'THE minus. Widows In Waroham , Mass. . are allowed a barrel of herrings free from the town fishery. A We < t Virginian i > having a big rnn of luck. His condn has eloped with hu wlfo nnd every ono of his tix children. Collars of dresses are worn very high and often hiding the linen collar entirely , Chintz drosios are made with velvet collar and caffa. When a very mad wowan begins practising with a revolver , the who man always dodges in front of liar , says ft man who has watched his wife trjlng to shoot cats , Mistress ( to amiable maid servant ) : "I nm going to the opera this evening , BO I shall probably ba homo 1 Ate. " Amlaulo maid : "O , you needn't apologize to mo for that , Tim will be IITO. " Gray and palo colfeo brown uf the softest tints are two colors , which in various fabrics , from satin to serge , are toprovo _ very nopulir the coming season In carriage , traveling and walking costumes , Among the ovcfjackets for summer wear are those of Neapolitan rod serge , braided with a deeper color and in a fine arabesque pattern. These are designed for moring wear in the mountaing or nt the sea skoro. A younf Boston lady visiting hero eont for a local physician , nnd when ho arrived she astonished him by saying : "Doctih , my dis organized anatomy Is refractory with nn at tack of Wllliamouanoss. " Whitehall Times. Ono now Item In waist fitting is that the darts in thin fabrics nro taken In the lining only. Ktamino nnd like stuff I nro stretched to fit the figure smoothly over the closo-littlng lining , iv"Father , dear father , como homo with mo now , " ( poke the thinly-clad little girl , "far if you don't mammy says sho'll come to the saloon herself and lead you homo by the car agin. " Tha fashionable ( Umo need no longer un dergo thl ) fatigue of having her own dressess tried on. The papier-mache figures are made to counterfeit her form exactly , and aho may lounge in an cosy chair while etuckljiug the results of her dressmaker's skill. White seems to bo the only color worn by little girls , and from the bonnet of lace or embroidery down to the tiny shoo of kid the same color ir seen. Children old enough to walk wear Httlo black kid boots and black silk socks. "Yes , it may bo an anpel cake , " said Jones , who had boon persuaded by his boat girl to test her culinary abilities , "but fur the last two nights sines I tasted it I've seen more little devils , hobgoblins , snakes , wildcats and spooks than would crowd a savoa-etory pan demomium. " Mrs. Brownine'a conceit , "Her hair had fallou out by its own weight on either side of her emtlo , " has had all the flavor taken out of it by the western poetess who wrote , "The sudden expansion of her smile shoved her ears out over her back hair. " "And so you have received n divorca from that vagabond husband of youri , Mrs. Smith ? ' "Yes , I am glad tj say that I have. " "Didn't you leel rjnite overpowered whsn you heard of the decision of the judge ? " "Not exactly ; I felt Hort of unmanned , so to speak. " [ Boston Courier , The Dahomey girls defend their kingdom by forming into armies and singing instead of fighting. This ought to bo an effectual means of warfare. Very few nation ? would care about meeting an army of female vocalists , unless they happen to bo deaf , A novel table ornament Is a block of Ice in which various specimens of fish have been frozen. The fish look like real fish , but It la almost impossible to tell , Gold and silver tith and the hideous sculpjn are usad in this way. The block of ica is placed In a silver dish. dish.A A charming little zouivo to bo worn over a muslin dress for cool days has its edge cut up into slit ? two inches deep all around. Be neath thcs3 n ruflh of lace protrudes along the edge nnd through tin opemngj. To com plete such additions to the usual oorsaga , a cirdle of the aama material as the jacket can * t worn. Tha little girl who remarked , upon seeing or first lightning , that she eaw a "long rod treak of thunder clap , " has been troubled to now how angels are made. Asiumlng that U angels fly and have no use for leg ; , she lerionsly asked her mama if "God cut off ittle Rirl'd legs when Ho makes angels out o' ' " tern ? " A Montezuma lady said to her young hope fnl : "Johnnie , why don't you rock the baby You'd l t it squeol its life out. " "I would il could. " "Why , Johnnie ! Want your litt irotlur to diet'1' Well , wouldn't it be n good leal better for him to be up in heaven flyin" .round . than to be ' ' layln' equoalln1 in that 'ere Tndle ? " [ Montezuma ( Ga , ) llecord. Gray laces , with loose , square meshes wrought over with white embroidery crewels These are madaup to compose the full dresi ) ver colored silk linings.or the laca is cut foi panels to bo placed at tha sides oi across the 'rontofastlk dress. Narrow widths ihown for waists and tlooves. Lae covered parasols never had the de mand that they are having this summer. overings can ba had In all styles of Jace , ihoap nnd expensive. Tha shaoss nra canopy , tialf cinopy , round and mushroom forms. The coverings are of silk , aatin , broche of elvet and tineel , canvas etamino , etc. "What ara you doing , Marj ? " asked a Somerville buiband , addressing his wife. "I -m sewing en n crazy quilt , " she replied. 'Are there nny buttons on If"No. . "I thought not , " ho said ; "it wouldn't be like you to be sowing on anything that needed buttons , " nnd drawing n deep tlgh ho pro ceeded to fasten hla Eitspondera with a half burned match. [ Somerville Journal. "It is our will and pleasure that you shall have one chance for your life , " said the king to the doomed man. "Heaven bless thec , sire ! On my naked knees will I breathe ori sons for the peace of thy soul. " "Find us a woman who is satisfied with the size of her feet and your life shall beepared."Thenslay me at once , sire , and mock mo not , for lo ! of such there is none. " [ Chicago Ledger , Fresh Importations of millinery for tha summer openings of bonnets show many mooa models in pokes , gipsies , and larger round hats than have been shown as yet. Still the milliners say that the experience of a year ago is repoatd , and that the capote and the mug prlncesso bonnets and small fiih-wifo pokes are by far preferred for drossy wear oven for young ladles. Flounces made of woolens which have a canvas weave or a loose me h , and fine white goods which have no dresrlng in them , are now daintily Onlehed in hemstitching up half the widths. Tucks are set between , and the hemstitching has a vnry dellcato and pretty effect above. Threads are drawn , and the hem and tucks aie then stitched la the eame way as a pocket-handkerchief bordering Is finished. It used to be the style for young girls to wear calico , lawns or worsted dresses to school , but now they must wear silk or combination of worsted material and silk or velvet. This is the mother's error , as she has the arranging of dress for a school girl , and should direct her daughters In their dress after grown , in a certain degree , that their expenses of dress , leg should not be too great for their father' * ! income , as dressing expenses often bring ruin to a father s business. Black satin or surah dresses are effectively remodelled by adding panels , vest front , and collar and cutfs of dark red man laid in fine ploailngu , or bright red satin , veiled with black net or laco. A lady recently hid a very handsome black silk grenadine "made over , " with panels , walitcoat , and collar of poppy red ( ilk grenadine , brocaded with black vel vet flowers In ratsid detigns.ri'n suit wllh the drets was a hat of black Chantllly lace lined with poppy-red silk , a short dolman-ehaped wrap of the vehet brocaded grenadine , ana o shot red and black paraiol , the whole com pleting a rich and extremely becoming toilet , Nothing could have been more appropriate than Lady Wbshlngton geranium blossoms worn recently with an evening toilet of paU pink surah , with vest panels and skirt-fool trimmings of dark wine velvet. The petal ! of the blossoms matched the exquisite plnl shade of the surah , and tbo hearts of thi geraniums wore the exact deep rich tone o ! the velvet adorningg The haio worn witt the dress were of a delicate ileih color , and the sandali ci dark wine-colored kid wen embroidered on the toes with ruby bccds The pink silk gloves reached nearly to the shoulder * , showing About three inches tof a round white arm , above which fell n single slightly gathered frill of pink Spanish laco. The fan wai A very largo transparent ono of pink crape depending from a long loop of ruby velvet ribbon. There are fifty-two widows in the littio town of Prospect , Mo. There are thrco mountains of nlntn and ono of alum and sulphur mixed In lower California. Jothani Johnson of Dnrham , Mo. , road a newspaper without the aid ot glasses on his 100th birthday. A Inrgo bald-headed eagle was shot at North Kay , Door county , WIs. It measured eight foot from tip to tip of Its wings. Aunt Nancy Lindsoy. of Double Beach , Conn. , has mode a lint of 2 218 words from the letters in the word 'incomprehensi bility. " Henry Curtln , a Stratford , Conn. , nono- gouarjan , has always lived In the siano house In which ho was born in 171)5. ) Ho served in the militia in 1812 , and remembers every president except Washington , In Nevada It Is said thattlicro are lumin ous trees ; that I , their foliage gives out light enough to onnblo ono to road print , while the luminous effects may be seen miles away , The causa is an abundance uf luminous parasites. A Castleton , Vt , , correspondent says an npplo tree there eighty years old and nine feet In circumtcronca "yields from twenty to thirty bushels of fruit every other year of those varieties : Pound sweets , russets , seek- no-farthers , golden pippins , and common ap ples. " A man with two hearts is on exhibition in the Kingston ( Ont ) hospital. Kind of handy to have two hearts when fyou como to thlnkof _ it. A follow could fall in love with two girls at once , and yet not bo nny more miserable than falling in love with only ono now makes him. ( Lowell Citizen. A Sacramontan who wears n littio hatchet ns a charm on his watch chain reports that there is a cherry tree nt Dr. Miller's ranch , Rattlesnake Bar , which Is three feet in diam eter at the butt , seventy feet in height and nnd thirty-five feet across the thickest foliage. From this tree the doctor has for several years averaged from the sale of its , fruit about $701) ) . N. A. Brewstor lives in Randolph county , Alabama. Recently ho stood in that county , shot across Oalhoun county , in the same state , and killed a door in Carroll caunty , Ga , The same gentleman goes through Cherokee and Cleburuo counties , Alabama , and thence into Polk county , Georgia , whore be ROCS to his postoffico. The distance traveled in the latter instance is only one and a quarter miles. A remarkable snake story comes from Early county. Mr. Burrel Roberta noticed one day last week in his rambles a very largo king snake that acted in a very peculiar manner. Ho went nearer and upon examining the snake , found that Its head bad been cut oif some daya , ns the wound had healed entirely up. HU snakoshlp was ingood conditionnnd crawled on off as if nothing was the matter. [ Atlanta Constitution. The argument that birds work from blind instinct in building their nests has received a staggering blow. Two years ago some chaf finch pggs were taken to Now Zealand and there batched , The nawly acclimatized birds thrived well , but for some unexplained rea son builded nn entirely new style of nest , nnd one wholly lacking in the neatness which characterizes chafilnch nest built in England , The fact Is now a topic of discussion among naturalists. According to the papers , Michigan contin ues to furtiih material for dime museum. A child is reported born at Grand Rapids with a proboscis llko n Boa-lion nnd fins In tha place of arms , while a Iamb born on John Valen tine's farm , Lansing township , had one head , well formed and shapely , three ears-tho third ear growing directly out of the top of the head , but as perfect in every respect ns Its mates two perfect bodies from the brisket backward , eight well developed legs , and two tails. The curious animal was born dead but was fully developed in every respect. A lunatic at the Morris Plains asylum was mute for five years. Even the physicians thought he had lost the powers of speech. One day ho caueht two of his fingers In a washing machine , and they were horribly mangled. To the astonishment of everybody who heard him he exclaimed : ' 'By the great and jump ing Moses , a devil is better than an inventor. " That was three years ago , and he has no spokou since. Another patient , a boy In tin. name institution , is n lightning calculator. The most intricate problems are solved by him in fractions of a minute. The boy be lioves that his head Is filled with Httlo block with figures upon them , and that they in stantly fall into different positions and work out the problems. IIo thinks his brain , in fact , is a multiplication table. His insanity teems pardonable , for only a few tone men can compato with him ns a mathematician. [ Mortistown Jer&eyrnan. CONNUBIAIjlTlES. A Vassar maiden mot a man Who neverlearned a paradigm. But ho was rich nnd drove a span jAnd she ahookGrepk nnd married him. [ Washington Star. Wo return cur sincere thnuks to our friends for the kind expressions of best wishes over our recant marriage , Wo shall endeavor to fill the full measure of a husband. [ Lcnry ( Go. ) Courier. The marriage of Miss Julia Appleton nnd Mr. MoKun , of New York , and of her sister , Miss Alice Appleton , and Mr. George von L. Meyer , in fired for Juno 24 , at their cummer homo in Lenox , The wedding of Mr. George Taylor , of West Chester , and Mlts Burton , of Plainfield , N. J , , took place in the Friends' mooting house , Philadelphia , on the 27th. Mr. Tay- loy Is 83 years of age , and has been twlco a widower. An American beauty and heirees , Mies Estelle Garrison , was married In New York to an English gentleman , the Hon , Charles Maule-Ramsay. The wedding was ono of the most notable of the Baaton. At the wedding of Miss Anna Lo Couto Brooks and Mr. Snow last week , tbo bride received under an arbor of palms and white fhwers , Her bouquet was of lilies of the valley , much sweeter than lilacs , and not possessing so heavy a perfume. During the presidential campaign in Maine last year OHP of the republican stumpers was Col. Jacobs Kemple , of West Virginia. He met Miss Nellie F. Goodwin , one ef the balles of Farming ton , and , as the result , they were married last week by Camp Meeting John All en. A prominent dirlno who was to officiate at a wedding , finding himself and congregation in the church considerably in advance of the bridal party , naked that some one should strike up a hymn to Improve the tima , A good brother started off , just as tha bridal party entered , with the hymn beginning , "Coma on , my partners in distress. " Two fashionable weddings will take place In New York the latter part of June , those of Miss Lansing to Harry G. MoVickar and Miss Bailie Marie to Mr. Frank Pendleton. Both young ladies are well known and popu lar. Miss Laming Is to be married in church , while M'ns Marie will probably have a home wedding , At Philadelphia , on the 27th , Colonel Era- ! lie Nunez man ied Miss Dolores Portuondo , Colonel Nunez for ten years took part in the Cuban revolution , and was captured by the Hpanish government and imprisoned. Ho had takenput his preliminary naturalization pa pers In this country and was released through the secretary of state of the United States. There was a reception at which the festivities were in the old Cuban style. Miss Mary Wharton , daughter of Mr , William Wlurton , was manlocl last week to Walter Mendelson , M. D. . of New York. The wedding , which was at Mr , Whartnu'n house on Uottage lane , Germantown , Pa , , was beautiful at only a country wedding can be. The bride and groom , who were married by Filend'n ceremony , cat against a back ground of choice flowers and plant' , which reached from floor to celling , Miss Wharton was attended by four ushers , an equal num ber of bridesmaid ) , and two very youthful cousins who acted as maids of honor , Mlis l'ew Sickle * , of New Roctnlto daughter of Mr Jenreo G , Sickles , who IB t millionaire , was married without her fathuj'j knowledge on May 27 , at Fordharn , t < ( Mr , William Quinn , aUo of Now Rophbllt William' * brother Kdward was courting pla I'era all last euminer , uutll he tlojivu AV t ) . faSWi. - * * u THE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY SI II 1 * UllRKNllT DEWEY One of he Best and Largest Stocks in the United States To Delect From. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB , ELK&ANT PASSBNGkBB ELEVATOR WHirN SOL10ITKD TO INSU11K IN OT11KU COMl'ANIKS , Remember These Bmoortant Facts CONOKIINING The iulua ! Life Insurance Company , OF 1JEW YORK. 1 It s the OLDK3T actlvo I..to ' In'uraoco Comnitiy In thll countrr. 2. Hlillio I.MinKHl' Llfo Insurance Company by many millions ol iloltars In thtvoilJ. . 3. It ? r&tca uf premiums are LOWEUthan these ot any other company. 4 It has no " tocUhoMors"t3cl.ilm any | < ark cl It9 im > llts. B. It ottna no HCURMES under the naiuo ct Insuianco for speculation by ppccUI CUEICO upon the mtttoitimcs of each otbcr. 0. Its present avalUble CASH RESODIICES cxcaoJ those of any other Lllo Iniunno ) Cnmpiny In the world. world.It has received In c.i h fnm all sources from February. 1843 , to January , W. > ! TOt9tF-C. , ) It 1ms returned to the poopb , In cash , from Kobmary , 1813 , to January , ISM , $ ] l,0l,21IOr. Hacisli A3jot oniho 1st ol January , 1835 , amount to more thin if W. ALLKN , General Apeut for Nebraska , Dakota , Colorado , Wyoming and Utah. Offlos ConParnnm and 13th St,0ver 1st Nat'l. Bank , Umahn , Neb MKKIULL k FKKGUSON , Gen. A tn. for Jilichlgan , Indiana , Illinois , Wisconsin , Iowa nnd Minnesota. Detroit , Michigan. M. F. nOHltKH. Special Agent for Iowa , Council Bluffs , Iow. Pneumonia , l-Consutnp tion * Wasting Diseases ; and IHI3 WHISKEY BHOTTLD BE POUND OH THE SIDEBOARD OP EVEEY PAMIL7 IT IS ABSOLUTELY PURE. * ENTIRELY FREE FROM FUSEL OIL. DO NOT BE ECEIVED.-JIany DruegtsU and Grocers who do not have DnfTy Pare Malt TttiUlcer Jn .toclt , attempt to palm off on customers , whiskey otthclr own oottllne , whlcrj being of an Inferior Erode and adulterated , pays them a larger profit. ASK FOR DUFFY'S PURE MALT WHISKEY , ' AND TAKENO OTHEB SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS AND CROOBBS. Bend us yonr address nnd wo TTtUmail book contalnlns valuable Information. Sample Quart J3oWet sent to any address In the United States ( East of the Rocky Mountains ) , Bccureri ) > acfcecl < ni > Ialil ease , JSxprets eliargt * prepaid on receipt of & 1.2G , or Six Bottles sent for 86.OC3 DUFFY , HI ALT . WHISSEYCO. _ , Baltimore , . Hid. , .U.J .Ji Selling Agents , Omaliti , M. T. Clarlte Itrug Co. Ilattlo Marshall , Soon after this _ n young ' man from Connecticut ran away with Ml SB Kama Sickles , a younger sister , and closel y following this Edward Molley elopsd wit h Miss Wright of Reilly'u hotel. Miss Pera seemed to bo neglected , but It appears that her former suitor's brother took compassion upon her loneliness and married her. Anpostnra Bitters were prepared by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert for hla private use. Their reputation is such to-day that they have In come generally known as the best appetizing onio. Beware of counterfeits. Ask your rocer or druggist for thogenuino article man- fnctured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegort & Sons. The savings banka of Berlin have deposited 13,330,030 , an increase of § 1,770.000 during 11 past year. The number of depositors Is IS.DG'J. Brown's Littio Joke. "Why , Brown , how short your coat . . , " s\id Jones one day to his friend Jrown , who wittily replied : "Yoe ; but t will bo long enough befera I get an- thor. " Some men spend so much for medicine that neither hual or help them , hat now clothes is with thorn llko angel's visits few and far between thorn. In- ernal fovora , weakness of Iho lungs , hortness of breath and lingering coughs , con yield to the magic iniluonoo of that oyal ramcdy , Dr. R. V. Plorco'a "Gold- on Medical Discovery. " Kxperiments with the Urenmm torpedo at Jorrisou Point , Sheernes's. have proved that , ho weapon can bo successfully steered across the Imbor , a distance of a mile. Korslorcl's Acid I'hosphnto. IN CONSTIPATION. Dr. J. N. Robinson , Medina , 0. , sayo , In cases of Indigestion , constipation ant nervous prostration its results are A colored lad named Abraro Hansonwho a reported to have n marvellous talent for shaping statues out of c'ny , has been discov ered In Lcavenworth , Kan. YOUNGMENt-KK. < VI > THIS. TUB VOLTAIC BELT Co. , of Marshall , Mich. , offer to send their celebrated ELEOTBO-VOL- TAIO BELT nnd other ELECT/BIO APPLIANCES on rial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ] afflicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality and manhood , and all kindred troubles. Alsc or rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis and nany other diseases , Complete restoration to icalth , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed. iVrite them at onaa for Illustrated pamphlet roe , _ _ _ _ Vaccination Is carried out so strictly In the Prussian army that not a soldier has died or mallpox elnco 18G5. j b A CARD. To all who are gatterlag fronxftrpri and Indigestions of youth , nervous weakne8sosnl ; ( decay , lass ot manhood , eta I will send 'Wejpi hat will cure you FRKK OP CIIAUOE. ThUi tfrpit emedywaa discovered by a raleslonar I Lmerica. Send lelt-addresaotl envelop * . ? ll T. IMKAK Statioo "D " New York lri 71 A physician of Hammonton , N iT..b.as fi ur ions who have adopted the medicalprpf is iion- > V , t 8. . Governor McLano of Maryland c'e'i tl ; los publicly that from penonr1' " " " - anco , he gives bis ondbratneiv , 3tar Oongh Cure as a.'s'afe. p'rdmptrs" { [ ra remedy. ai ' * ' " London produces 50.000. tons of aaot or annum , which Is worth 11200,000 ; and1 ! ? t ec lot a fertilizir at a weight of ten hundred weight per acre , -1" _ _ _ " The anti-treatlng loPif ; Nov lda'lt , Is r i- t portod. is not anlvncdead letter already b it the uulverB l BijyJ t.gf .lldic ila , , j.,0 , , j IUciiMoNl ) , a ? , MaVl 4-The trial Thomas JefforHOrTCluveils for the murder ] his aUnyJullIatl'MfraUofi / ; after la t- tit ing the ootircf i prithiwi having baon foifg it out 03 bgtheidesl > y ithe/.aJblpBtfJpgal , t < ile ; procurable } v * ended -ujfiljf wiha ( vprdjcV o ( guiltV ol murder In the" " 'first , ftegiee. Th/j' / fcaso * lias' ouracied''extraordinary'ottentlpn hero from the prominence- tha jyounf ? pee pie. They inove4inthabustciCiip , nrjdMim Afmlifon was -a1 lineal 'deEcu&t of rmlsdanr. . Ufcr death fccurrwl IniMtarh last an < l her body was found tu , WieYatur .re or Tolr , thaviter'bflMfrrawn off ; X'luverU' oouvfctldU V ' ' . . . . 'Jf * rt > mat. M..A- Nobody Wnnts It. .Vashington . Republican. It is said that there is ono ofllco in the gift of the Government that nobody vants. It Is the Consulship at Montoroy. ilootoroy la a good sizd city , and is a rather pleasant placeto live in. Bat the joople there hayo never gotloa overGan. Tayloc'u cap'uro of the town forty years ago. They do not realize that the war ia over , and hate Americans as Intensely ai ovor. About two yoara ago they got mad , smashed in the windows of the Amorlcm Oonsalato and assaulted the Vic3 Consul , a Methodist preacher. To an ablo-bcdlod citizen , who likci excitement and plenty of it , Monterey ofFdrn an inviting field. The gold medal was awarded Mellin'a Food at tbo Now Orleans Exposition BB "tho best food for infants and the most noniishing for invalids. " -f i < W [ EJThcro are no less than 11.D70 worneW en raged In giving imuicnl initructlcu laud. ta * J , M. I-OOIEitCo. . HOXHOI , Mich , rrti V'JJ QKNTS 1 am uslnff your Vluia Extract fl Dlossomand Wet Compress foc'Cp , nrwl nm well. 1 am catlsflod It ! too t > CAt rrtnedy for Cancer known. You are wpJouuuiita'ttJU UUs.rcn tbo kencllt of niirerlnn Iniiuinlty. * Itcspcctrully , 3 MltS.l , . , J. II. LOOSE & Co. , iroNtfoi.MloJi' < i > VBH KM My wife lias for souio time b < x > n nflllcted wllh comcthlng llko a tf rMuIous JIMfuio , anj fauna na relief until ehe eao your Extract of lloa Cloyqratxlal. I om bnppy to nay brt liAJ e | wrlfiHvtl'Kiv ' rdler. Thl > ia but & flight tftUmoulnJ of mj apcrcelatipii ot your cITorti In b hAlr > or Iiuinaoll7'vil3i. -j'cM3oro welcoino to u j for their jwnrllL , . < 'i ; i.j , " > aH. Xttira. lai veJTTeeijSstfuily , . . ' n tr ilir. ' . o _ 5I u 'In'J i c ra ago , for KryMmlkk. iiliKc.cJtJi bMfbloodino ertlou"'tfflln i U , w I ' ( Irfl This InvalaaH 'UlOy'Ro'lfMHy ' ' r 4ij pn < mntly " ' ' ' . ? ! A,9Uuoa./rlio.maft ; diaUinxtu and Caiesiliilq ifiominiyto fur Vouderlul iti tltJaKOOvtr/tVruu itcUt Uijvtorld lor Its' unrivaled cfllcocg.if f , > r Ji.lnuO ij i J , ruCAJ.p ypLIv , p'tj ' TlpaJn , ( jslM wrjtos , Jan IUOT tblu iiiio'vxwyU'llo ; ! rits'tiinJ JitUtly welt , and not even a tymjitcm ol tbo dlso 8eliaipyicd. | [ : am happy to cay tint ] net cr tlrpt better IP Mi' lllu. I am t'aJ ! that I PPijOPiSyB t C mw vttio can epcak o liv orably of Vur jo tdifa. , } A jjJuatlfi Cl p co tr & ' ! . > ecnAloloeil'clikriiiool ( ] fromt errKUto ( ti the U , J 0 ni3 'iJ ' Ultat UrlUln ! > v.1U lie ua.UsJijjnsljyltcatlv | . ' i < > . Any druttrUt ntt havltisf U In ntock'-MlU ( ueMied , iflocJoi. lAttctur Ur.illalri ArthtrjUJure. ' ) MI pit. t ? '