MADAMEi D E A UTS . without ShoiiMorBrnco , $1.CO I.iullcM' , with Shoulder llrnco. mntloof ilnoCoutlMoublostltclioa 3.00 2Viirnliiir without Sliouldcrlirnce , 1.75 Alxtoniliinl , " > 2.00 nilHKCn' , Ifltoll years . l.JIO Young I.aillcn , it to 18 years 2.00 HlRlily recommended 1 > y tlm leading Modistes , the Fnslilormllo Dressmakers nnd the most eminent ' - I'Jij-Slclnns In tlio United States mid Europe. Circulars frco. LEWIS SOHIELE & CO. , Sole Owntn or I'nlrnt > nil Ultinftftnrrrf , 300 IJItOAIMVAY , NKW YORK. 3TOXS 1517 Douglas Street , Omaha , And leading houses everywhere. A PERFECT SHOE TOn LAD1CO. MISBZO A. CHILDREN. OUR PRODUCTIONS REPRESENT THE PERFECTION OrSHOC-MAKING. IN THEM EVERY OBJECTION FOUND In IN READY-MADE GHOEO IG REMOVED. I. TriC SUCCESS AT ONCE ATTAINED DY OUR GOODS WHEREVER INTRODUCED IS OWING TO THE FACTTHATTHEY ARE GLOVE-FITTINGS , ELEGANT IN STYLE NpriNISH , OFTHE FINEST MATERIALS AND WORKMANSHIP , AND MODERATE IN PRICE. THE HORRORS OF BREAKING-IN ARE AVOIDED : THEY ARE COMFORTABLE FROM THE VERY FIRST. We MAKE is SIZES ! IN 14 WIDTHS ! AND 6 SHAPES OF TOES AND HEELS , Look for ear * ? ame an the Soles , J. & T. COUSINS , \r \ . , it / s- t * . MERCHANTS' OF OMAHA. Paid up Capitol , § 100,000 Sarplua Fimd 100,000 N. W. Cor. Parnam and 13th. FRANK Muni'iiv , Tretidont. SAML E. lloaElis , VIce President. BEN B. WOOD , Cashier , LUTHEII DRAKE , Asa't ' Cashier. Accfunt ) solicit.J and prompt attention given to all business Intrusted to our cars , Pays 6 Per Cent ou Time Deposits 110BT. L. QAKLICIIS. F. II. JOHNSON GAELICHS&JOMSd , 1C 5 pei cent Interest Allowed ou time Deposits Investment Securilie ? , Mortgage loans. Loans Nfgf Matotl on Oily Property nnd Improved Farms. / MJCNB' FURXIBIIEB A. JZA&XSIE. Merchant Tailor 818 South 18th Street , 3 DOORS SOUTH OF FAKNASI I'irat-clasa tailoring in nil Its branches. E. KEITH. nnr | lllul AND HAIR DRESSER. Ill S. 15th itroet , - - Opp. Postcfho % GRAND PICNIC I OP THE On Sunday June 7 , At Spoerl's Soutl Omaha Park. Admission 26 cents. MES.L. J. DUNCAN , FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKER ! Perfect Work Guaranteed Room IS , Crounw Block , lltildenoo , 106 South Mtb Street. Imported Beer IN BOTTLES. EilatiKCr Uararla I CulmUaclicr llnarla liliner. , , . , , , llaherrdan I Kaltcr , .Bremen DOMESTIC. Eiiiwelser St Louti I Auhautvr , St. Louli Ilc t'.MUwAuUa I Schllti 1'liner.tllliiaukce Krug' * . . , , , , Omaha i Ale , 1'vrter , Pomentlcand Khiue Wines. ED MAUBER , 1213 Faruam St , GEN , OUSTER'S MONUMENT , West Point No Longer Disflgnred by Its Presence , Mrs. UiiRtcr'8 EftorlB Crowned with MUCOCBB A. Story of ilio kfll * cicnov of Art Committees , New York Commercial Advertiser. For aomo tlmo the picturcsqaoblufTj of West Point have boon disfigured by n cu > ilotia combination of absurdities popular ly known as the Caster monument. It was placed in KB prominent potitlon through ronpoct for the gallaut general by his brother oflicciM in the ormy. It lisa boon vlaltod by hundroda of his for * mor companions ; bur , with perhaps tbo eioglo czcoptlon of the sculptor who did the deed , they have regretted the proa- enco of such an unsightly memorial to such a nob'.o caroor. Now , however , the monument is no longer there. It has boon removed , boxed np , nnd placid among a lot of other rubbish in a storage building. Mis , Cutter and the friends of the dead general have every reason to congratulate thomsclven. A curious history attaches to this unfortunate - fortunate utatao. A fund was begun by the Now York Herald soon after Gen. Ouster lost his life in the massacre of the Llttlo Big Horn. The fnud was sub scribed to by all classes of the dead sol dier's countrymen. Actors , journalists , ialdierj , sallow , oven newsboy * , contrib uted. Finally about $8,000 , iras raised. This iras to form the nucleus of n larger amount. It was the intention of the persona who subscribed to make the suQlclontly largo to enable - able some competent and famous artist to treat his subject In a worthy manner. The fund was placed in the care of Mr. A. S. Sullivan , Mr. Thur- low Weed and Gen. Hancock. They were to drcido upon the artist and upon the preliminaries of construction andua- veiling. The almost universal character of the movement gave much pleasure to Mra. Cuator. Meanwhile n sculptor in this city , whoso name is J. Wilson MaoDonald , conceived the idea that it would add something to his fame to have bis name on the baio of the Ouster monument. Ho went to work. Ho made n model of what ho thought the monument should bo. Although Mrs. Ouster was in town at the tlmo , McDonald took no pains to BOO her , and so disregarded the important details which she could have given him. Slip was anxious to plaoo the general's ' uniform , arms and photographs in the bands of the chosen artist , but McDon ald , with a supreme reliance on his Imagination , set to work without any of these things and finished his model to his satisfaction. By dint of unmitigated perseverance , MaoDonald succeeded in tormenting the gentlemen who composed , the trust committee Into placing the § 7.000 at lib disposal. Then , for the first tlmo , Mrs. Cuator was informed of what had boon dune. Ono day she broke the teal of a latter addressed to her , and found tint it con tained an invitation to the nnvoillng of the statue of her husband at West Point. She was both astonished and pleased that the culmination of her wishes had come so soon. But what was her horror when , upon opening an illustrated journal , sbo sow the statue in all Its catch-penny de tail. It showed Gen. Ouster in the midst of his last fight , with a sword in ono hand and a revolver in the other , clad in along-tail dross uniform coat and a common troopers' top boots , and in tbo position so welt known to every reader of dime novels , as particularly character istic of Kit Oarson orWild Bill. " The artist had avoided the most widely known of the soldiers'habits. He had given a man of thirty-seven yoara the face of a decrepit , jabbering rain of seventy. Ho had taken all the romance- out of the general's personality , and left him brawling cowboy. While encaged In his work McDonald went to Washington and succeeded in getting a bill through conures' , authorizing tbo appropriation of $10,000 worth of government cannon to be used In the statue. The aspect of the statute almost brko Mrs. Ouster's spirit. Bat in splto of her endeavors , the work was finallay placed in the military reservation at West Point From that time on she hoard nothing of friends , or through the nowcpipsrs , sivo unqualified condemnations of the per formance. She was utterly disheartened and for a time rollhgubhed all hopsa that her husband's memory would over bo properly honored. Same time of tor iho statute was nn- vollod , a number of the general's brother officers wrote to Mrs. Castor asking her why sbo made no effort to have the Insult to her husband removed from West Point , She thnn determined to make an effort , and appealed to Mr , Lincoln , who was then Secretary of war. Upon an ex amination of the act of congress it was found that it did not say definitely where the statute should bo placed , save that its cite should bo chosen on tbo military reservation at West Point. Mr. L'ncoln ' , in replying to Mrs. Coster , catd that ha agreed with her that the insult to Gen. Ouster's memory should bo removed , and promised thbtlt chonld be dono. Satis fied that she would find , upon her return , that the strtuo had been removed , Mrs Ouster wont to Europe. There she met ono of the most famous of our American sculptors who told her that if aha sue ceedod in having the statue taken away she would accomplish moro than a simple success. Such a removal was an unheard of thlngi In fact it was much easier to have a monument erected than to have it removed. When Mrs. Castor returned from Ea rope , she w&s told that the unsightly work of MacDonald still occupied its prominent position at West Point. She again applied to the secretary of war , who informed her that if she secured the ooniont of the chief subscribers to the fund for ita erection , ho would g'adly give order * for its removal. This she did. uho mot with ready and thankfu * acquiescence to her proposition , and las February the statao was boxed up and put in storage. Whou taken from iti base , Mrs. Ouster endeavored tc hare it sent to the battloCel and erected as n memorial of he husband there , with the fond hope the relic-hunters would carry it away piece meal and so destroy it forever , But thli was not to be , for Mr. Lincoln observed "If the monument Is not suitable feWest West Point , it would bo oven lesi de slrable trhero your husband died. " The gentleman who formed the origin al committee- award never undo any explanation of their conduct to Mrs , Ouster. They simply kept silent. Thi biso of the statute is now at the head o the General's grave at West Point , , I has eorao respectable basso-relievos ii bronze , of buil'ilo bunts and India fights. This Is the first time that a pnbli ttstue has ever been voluntarily take from its position and hidden away , . well known citizen remarked this morn ing that the same course might bo follow d with general bfiiofit in the case of the Scotl , Burns , Halleck , and usveral other statutes in Central Park. "Iho only reason , " ho added , "that there is little hope for thii being douo la that ady Scitt , Mra. Burns and Mrs , Halloo' * are doad. The long suffering public is too woaty at proient to make any effort to resist it , _ _ _ _ _ _ Tticy Cull Him an AnmUmr Soldier. St Louis Kjpubllcan. The woeful incapjclty of the English people tonrriva at a true appreciation of things mllitiry is shown by the London proes in characterizing Capt. Howard , ho Galling gunner of the Canadian cam- , ) algn , as an "amateur soldier. " Dipt , Howard ii nothing of the sort. Ho is simply a commercial traveller , employed by the pun manufacturer to toll his wares. Like all other enterprising American commercial travelers ho is al ways ready to ehow his samples and ox- ilalu their practical qualities. The fact .hat ho soils Gitllng guns docs not make ilm a warrior. That ho wont across the -ino and joined Gen. Middloton's army was not duo to any belligerent propensity but to the unerring Instinct of trade which always seeks a market ) where there 's n demand for its wares. At ho battle of Batoucho , wo TO told , the rebels , taking ad- antaga of a thiokot , crept up unobspr- od to within a faw yards of Gen. Mid- leton's pot battery , and having shot .own a lot of nrlllloryuion , madea rusher or their guns which they already re- ardod as tholr certain trophies. But Copt. Howard was just at that moment ixhlbltlng his samples. Ho pushed the Sailing quickly forward ou the flank and 'literally mowed the rebels down. " kVhat for ? Ho would doubtlots have iroferred to bo far away from the whistle f bullets. Ho had no feeling of ani mosity against the insurgents , but ho lew them. Ho mowed them down sim- ly to show how his gun would work , o doubt ho had , after the manner of ommorclal travellers , extolled his wares n somewhat extravagont terms whioh may oven have excited expressions of in- rodulity from the artillerymen of the ronto battery. When that battery os in peril ho sow his oppor- .nnlty to show his gun was all ho had lalmed for It. And so ho slow the oboh , saved the battery and in the lopd of his victims established hia in- oliblo record as the veracious agent for 10 sale of n valuable military imple- icnt. Thera wcro diverj nnd various , uns on trial. Ho had regularly entered or the competition. The Canadian Irummors wore sounding the charge arid ho Yankee- drummer would have been lisa to the interests of his employer had ,0 , omitted any possible maana to demon- trato the superiority of his weapon. Ho went to the Saskatchewan simply as peaceful commercial traveller. He ill return with a cortlficato from the arty that burled the slain , setting forth hat the mangling was scioatlficilly douo md that his machine is to other * as a modern reaper to an ancient slcklo. herefore it is wrong to call him on matour soldier. Ho probably had no dee that ho was soldering. Ho ro louncod all claim to the title of soldlei when ho loft the United States army ears ago. The Koot ot the Evil. To thoroughly curd scrofula it la ioceaaary to strike directly at the root of he evil. This is exactly what Hood's aroaparllla dcoa , by noting upon the i'ood , thoroughly cleansing It of all 1m- imities , and leaving not even a taint of crofula in the vital flald. Thousands ho have been cured of scrofula by flood's Sarsaparilla , testify to its wonder- 'al blood-purifying qualities. Soli by all ragglsts. LS in i'atoll's Iinct Ijcap. ± A correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial-Gazette , who describes him' elf as an eye witness of Sim Patch'a last wo jumpa , writes aa follows : "Sam "Web , the famous cataract leapsr , who itsarted that 'aomo things could bo done m well as other , ' took his 'Final , eternal and life's fatal leap , ' aa a locil poet ex- iroseod it at the tlmo , on a gloomy day n November in the year 1829. Ho had 'jumped' ' the Qcncaoo falls at Rochester , heir natural height , ono week before , and was induced by the gamblers nnd oughs Trho worn grooming and manatr ug and living off him to repeat the feat > n the fatal decision. They erected a ort of ecjffoldon the jutting rock whocco ho had taken his departure on the previ ous occaalon , making It twenty-five 'cot above the rock , or 120 feet n all from the scaffold floor to the urfaco of the river at the foot of the 'als. ! Ascending to the scaffold with omo difficulty , considerably inoarlatcd and by a steep ladder , the unfortunate demonstrator straightened up with a jerk , bowed awkwardly on all sides to the wit nessing thousand ? , tlton pushed a pet boar off ho had with him , and Instantly 'oapod forward himself. His person 'canted ' over * on the loft side and struck ho vratcr forcibly , no doubt bruising him arid forcing the breath from hla body. Nothing moro was seen of him until the next March when bis corpse was discovered among same bnahos at Iho mouth of the river , seven miles below , very much mutlla'ed , bat rocognlzibla by ji handkerchief tied around tno body. Patch , beginning on the schooner yardarmi at Paterson. N. $ J , was a special leaper for 20 years or moro , jumped from amazing heights at Niagara thrice before he tried the Gone- see rapldr , and challenged the inspection of admiring thoutanda to the realities of hla feats. If yet living ho would be about 00 years of ago , but who knows If ho had not tickled John Alcohol , his ' bear , and a great leap at ono and the same time he might not be jumping yet ? " Nearly all the London newspapers buy their print paper in Germany. The Silver Coinage. The great question is as to what shall bo done with the standard ullver dollars , , , which are accumulating moro rapidly' ' than the public seems to have any use for them. It should be remembered by congressmen and all others that each of these standard dollars trill buy a bottle of Browii's Iron Bitters , and that this price of iron tonics will right most wrong of the pbyiioil system. Any good drug gist will give yon a bottle of Brown u Iron Blttors for a standard silver dollar , A large business in old hats Is done bo twecn this cjuntry and the Nicobare. Tb savages there ciuilder it a mark of afliuenc to potEesa at old a hat OB possible , and n good tall white bat , with a broad black band , wil' fetch from fifty-five ta sixty-live uicoaniita , Moses Daw , the founder of [ the Waverly Magazine , ia still living , though old nnd very feeble. He is i > genial man but greatly Infat uated with spiritualism. Hardly any of tin matter printed in ttia magazine is paid for , and the profits ere eald to be 530,000 a year , Tlio Fnvorlto Washing Compound of tl day Is JAME3 PYLK'd PKARLINi : . I cleanses fabrics without injury , mid withou the laborious scrubbing noceaaary with ordi nary soap , For sale by grocers. IAN oifc scours XAMS. A I'crllous Expedition I\ir the I'nr- of ' " . " pose Solving * "Mystery. Pitlsbnrg Dispitch. "Tho s'ght ' of those derricks carries my mind back to aomo stirring scones in the oil business , " said Peter Wilson , of Braddock , to a Dispatch reporter ycster day afternoon , as a Walls accommodation train , coming to the city , pulled up at Homowood. "Tell mo about them , put in the ra- porter , on the lookout for an itom. "I am not in the business now , " con- tinned Mr. Wilson. For the past ton years I have been engaged In mercantile pursuits , on a small ecalo. I travel considerably - sidorably , and every two or three months take a trip to the oil country , partly on business , but chitllf to BOO such of my old comrades as are still alive , and to re visit the scenes of some of my adven tures. " "What branch of the business did you pursue ? Worn you producer , speculator , broker , or whaU'1 "I was producer for a while , until my territories gave out. Then I engaged as a scant , working at diflorcnt times for men In Pittsburg , Oil City and Bradford. I should , perhaps explain as I go along that a scout is expected to find out all tlio cecrcts of the region in which ho operates ; and especially Is ho expected to keep hla employers posted on such 'nulls as are termed 'mysterious , ' whioh are used to manipulate the market , and are as carefully guarded as are the crown jewoh of Great Britain. "Ono day I received a dispatch , in cipher from my Bradford employer toll ing mo to drop down on a well about wh'ch there was a great deal of talk , some holding that It wni a stunner , while others maintained It amounted to noth ing. It was a 'mystery * at all events , and as such was kept , as 1 may soy , under lock and koy. Nearly all of my work had to bo done at night to avoid observation , and even then I did not al ways eecspo detection by the lynx-eyed guardians of the oloaginoous secrets. "I started about the middle of the afternoon , so as to reach the scene of operations by nightfall. It was in Juno , and the weather was very warm , Clouds began to gather. Heavy thunder and lightning succeeded. I couldn't BOO a tree or a log a yard ahead of me. This was just what I wanted. I thought the storm would drive the guardians of the well under cover , and give mo a good chance to unravel the ' ' 'mystery. I was well armed , as I always was on thesa oc casions , "I slipped along as cautiously as I could in the darkness until within about fifty 0if yards of the well , when a flish of lightning revealed the form of a man standing , directly in my path , and not more than twenty stops from mo. Ho had heard mo moving through the brush , and suspecting I was a scout , made ready to give me a warm reception , I dodged behind a tapling just as ho pulled ahe I trigger of his repeating rifle. He didn't hit mo , but I felt about as bad as If he I had. Shot after shot followed In quick succession , some of the bullets striking the trao behind which I was standing. By the aid of another flish of lightning I saw that he wrs reloading his piece , and thinking that rtas a favorable opportuni ty to escape , I broKO for a thicket near by. Ho did not follow me , and I soon placed myself beyond danger. I did not return his fire , for I did not wish to spill blood. Scouts never fought back as long as they had a chance to escape 'by run ning. The Bradford paper * of the next day contained a long and graphic account .1di . the affair , describing it as a regular duel , with thunder and lightning accom paniments. : They didn't know tbo name ol the scour , and do not know It to this day. Of course I failed in my under taking , but I was too gad ? to liavo es caped being made food for crows to care for anything clso just then. I got $50 for the night's work , failure though It was , but I wouldn't run the same risk again for the best well that ever broke Biiirt. Biiirt."I "I had another exciting adventure at loatt It was exciting to me a year or two later , not fir from Oil City. As usual , I was trying to probe a 'mystery , ' which was situated not far from a creek. I ap preached the. well at night , Saelng no ono I walked boldly np to the inclosure , and was scribbling down a few notes a when a heavy hand w-as laid upon my shoulder. Turning around I confronted a man of hugo proportions. Ho know what I was up to. Wo clinched cash other simultaneously. Ho was larger and stouter than I was , and , seizing mo around the waist , ho soon had me flat on the ground. " 'No shooting , ' aald ho. ' 1 won't hurt you very much. I'll just heave you into the croak and lot you go , but you must never como back hare as a spy , or It will go Hard with you ' "With thij ho picked mo up in opita of my resistanca and , partly carrying , [ and partly dragging me to the creek , tossed mo Into the stream , which was sororal feet deep at that point. I had left my rill a at the wollj and my pistols wore rendered useless by the water , so I WPS practically defenseless. All I could do was to scramble out and break for homo. The weather was cold , and I nearly frozs bsfora I got to a fira. I afterward made up with the watchman and recovered my gun. I received only $25 for this job. It was dearly eeraed money , U "You wore not always unsuccessful , wereyon ? " "No. On several ocaslons I suc ceeded in gaining all the information I sought. One night I sot fira to a pllo of rubbish situated a short distance from a 'mystery , ' and in the excitement that fol lowed I gained access to the well , and found out enough to lower the market several polnt/j the next day. There were a good many scouts employed about that time , and all of them had adventures similar to mine. I never heard of any of them being killed , but several were wounded , Sometimes they would fight back when attacked , and then it was very interesting to the spectators , If any were about. "Tho pay was very email , considering the dangers encountered , and a sou t a quit the business whenever anything better offered , Some of these men became heavy operator. ) , and a few of them graw rich. Ono of tbo principal operators on tbo Pittsburg Oil exchange was once a rcont One or two of the richest men in OH City commenced business as bush whackers. As sooa as I had saved a few hundred dollars I withdrew and went iato other buslnoir. Things are changed now , and while there is still considerable tcouticg , it is not so dangerous as for merly , nor is It attended with the same degree of physical misery. " Tlio Newsuoj'd Clover lliouglit. Uutlalo Tunes. "Practice makcj perfect , " observed the newsboy as be folded and smoothed tbo newspapers he had gathered from the seats , getting them ready to ba sold again. Practice nukes perfect. Ifj a railroad man jnmpi from a train when It is making twenty miles an hour ho does ptolty well it ho keeps his feet , but used to jump off the limited express on the Now York Central when it was rank ing fifty miles au hour. Did this tlmo and again , and often with R. basket of peanuts in my hand , never spilling a pen nut. " "Go nnd toll that to some greenhorn , " remarked the brakeman , as he sneaked an orange into his ovorcpat pocket ; "don't ' toll mo any such lies ; I know bcttor.T' "But it's the honest truth , " insisted the twin boy , "and I'll toll you how I did It. You are not too old to learn a thing or two , nnd now just keep your mouth shut and your cars open. I had a run on a special Chicago express. Every Saturday I wanted tcm stop off at the town where my girl lived , but the express niado no stop there , So 1 hod to go up to Syra * cute and there take the local train back. Ono day it occurred to mo that , by a little strategy , I might got off the limited 8l tbo station and cave all that tlmo. I 8lm noticed that just baforo wo got to the station where my fiirl lived wo always passed ! a local train running in the BBIUO direction wo wore and on the next track tcii us. Usually onr train was going just a Httlo faster than the local , So ono day I looked up my box , put some caudy in my pocket , and got down ou the loner steps. Juit as wo caught up with the rear end of the local I stepped across to the lower step of the last cir of the other train. It was just as easy as stopping from onn freight car to another on the same train , oven If wo wore m king fifty miles an hour. In five minutes the local slacked up and slopped at the ntatiou , and there I WAI. Think about that a atm minute or tws , you thick-headed stove- stoker , and don't be oo fresh in tolling your bettors they Ho. Ton cento for that orange phase. " An Indian Fighter to an Inillnn Boy. The following note from Gon. Crook to LoroDK ) Bonlto , the son of ono of the Apache cniofs captured by him in old Mexico two years ago , wo publish without - out his knowledge. Wo could not resist the doslra to let onr readers BOO some thing of the kindly nature of the great Indian fighter. PiiEscorr , Arizona , March 30 , 1885 DEAH LORENZO : I am vary glad to get your letter this morning , and to know that you are gotlinq along so well. I am proud to see the great progress you have made in the short time you have been at school , and feel sitlstied thai all of yon Apache children will come np to my ex pectations of you , and that when yon ra- turn to your homes your people will fool proud of you. lou will also boot ser- vica to your people in teaching them the ways rf the irhito man. I toke great interest in you child ran , and often think of you and hope to hear good reports of you. I romerabor you oa the march out of Mexico , also many other Chiricahua boys , ivhoso Indian names I don't know. wish moro of them were with you , BO they can get on education , saw your father last October at Fort Apacho. Ho was well and had raised a good crop of corn , but the frost killed much of it. They all hope fo raise a big crop this year. 1 told your father I had seen you. Ho was much pleased to hear from you and to kaoir from mo how you were doing. Tell all of the rest of the Apacbo children that I visited all the Apaches last October , that they were all well and doing well , that they are get ting lich. Yours , sincerely , GEORGE CIIOOK , The Bnsh Telegraph , Australia , Chamber's Journal. The "bush telegraph" la the term by which news is convoyed by human agency over hundreds of miles of country and it really is wonderful how news is disseminated throughout the length and breadth of the unsettled districts by means cf these wanderers , passed from ono to the other at casual meetings on duaty main roads , In shady camps by gum-tree-bordered river or lagoon , or put back on tcircoly dis cernible bridle ( racks ; especially the kind ot news that is of interest to the fraternity. Does , for Instance , old Sam Johnson , of Bundelgoble , want a lot of hands for ring barking , fencing , or what not then , in an icnredlbly shoit space of time , all unemployed workers within rodiui cf 2CO or 300 miles are steadily marching toward Bundnlgobio , in hopea , as they would express It , of getting "put on and knock ing out a bit of a check. " Has Bill Thompson , who lives out In the Barcoo , happened to Icsa the run of hla mate , whom ho last hoard of 800 miles away on tbo back blocks of the Lachkn then strnightAiay the cry for "Bill Thompson's mate , " is pissed along from ono to the ether down the lengths of the land ; and the missing man must have got into a very obscard corner indeed , if sooner or later , the mestngo does not reach him Chamber's Journal. 1 S5OO iteward. The former proprietor of Dr. Sago's Catarrh Remedy , for years made a * tand- leg public offer in all American news papers of § 500 reward for a casa of ca tarrh that ho could not cure. The present proprietors have renewed this offer. All the druggists sell this remedy , together with the "Doucha , " and all other appliances advised to bo used in connection with it. No catarrh patient longer able to say "I cannot bo cured. " Yon get $500 in case of failure. A Hook Agent's GhccU St. Paul Herald. A Minneapolis book agent strolled into 0. 0. & D.'a sawmill lately and tried to work the proprietor to subicrlbo for his nparalleled work , In the midst ) f.hli ges ticulations ho stumbled anl dropped face downward on A whizzing buzzsaw. Next day he went to BOO his girl. "What makes yon look BO sad , George ? " George related hli adventure. "Ob , how it must have bnrt you , " said Dollle. "Not a hurt. " "Then why BO sid'i" "Because the confounded fool has threatened to sue me for wearing the teeth off tbo saw. It would make any body s d to have a lawsuit hanging over him. " Deather wheels aaa made in Franca for railroad and other aaa. Uatannad buffalo hides are cut into strips , and these are built up into solid disc * , which are strongly held together by two Iroa rineu after they have been subjected to bydiulio pretsuio. Karlp ono morning lately the carcvcs of a huge wlmlo was discovered on the banks of the Severn , It meaiured seventy feet , and la estimated to weigh over forty tons. It ia the largest that his been stranded on the English shore within living memory , It U now definitely settled that the oldest old in at on In tba world ia John Tresilder , of I'lamoutb , J'ogland , Initiated August 0 , 1605 , while the oldest In America la Captain Sylva- nui Hatch , of 1'oit Levncca , Texas , who joined the order In 1800 , There are 700 Chinese ccbolara In twenty , nioo New York Sunday Ec'jooli. THE CHEAPEST PLAOE IN OMAHA TO BUY i INN I IT IU DEWEY One of he Best and Largest Stocks in the United States To Select From. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB. ELEG-ANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR Wliolmve trlrttd nivnT tticlr vouthfiillKorfiml jioxrcr , wtiosM jnirrriiijff roTii torrllilti itllAlXS mill J.ObSKS , utto nrowcnk , I.Ml'O NTnml unlit for nmrrliiRc. MEN off all ages , who find thplr POWER nnd % Utility , ncrvo ° iiHii 8EXl'A < f bllll.NOTH ncukcnvil , or curly Inliln nr rX < 'i:88KS : , c" 'CfcUc nm IMvnniiil lasting V U Hi : . NO in.itlvr 01 liovr I < H Maudlin : tlio onjo timy lie. or who Iins ullnl in riiri'.liv few wi'Cks or inonlln n < tlio celebrated MYRflLEAIN TREATMENT At liomc without p\M | > surc , mU.SH time , nmltor I.CSS money I tun niiy otlicrinetlioil tntliownrlil. Weak luck , lir.iilnclic , RttlSblONS , l&tsttiitle , Ins ? off plrlts niul ainlilllnn.i-'lnonir thoiijilitti. < 1 r o nd Mil ( Ireaini , ilcfcctlM ! nirninrr. ISIl'OTHN'OK. nfs , linpnllinpntft to iiiarrlafo , nuil iiiinv other symptoms lending to CON'StlMlTION or INSAMTV , nr promptly removed by this treatment , ami > lRorous nmnhooU restored , \J\IarricilMcn \ \ , or those wJio intcnil to marry , rtHMnMHEIt. perfect ce.xnal Blrcnutli monns , liealili , viperous off. spring , lonffllfo nnd tlio lovonml respect nfn ralilifitl lfo. Weak mciifliuiilcl be restored to > lfior ft m.inliunil beroro mtrriacc I'roofH. tcMlnioiilnlH nnd inlualilu trcalluc U clamps. tEsttil.lS77.AdtlnssTho ) ! Climax Medical Co , 5O4 , St. Louis , Mo. WHEN SOLICITED TO INSURE IN OTIIKH COMPANIES , Remember These Imoortant Facts CONCERNING The iulua ! Life Insurance Company , OF NEW YORK. 1. U 8 the OLDEST octlro Life Inruranco Company la thll country. 2. It Isthu L UlUKSr Llfo Insurance Company by many millions ot dollars In the woilJ. 3. IU rates of premiums are LOWEHthan those ot any ether company , 4 It Ins no "stockrioldors"tocUlm any part of Its profits. 6. ItolTarano SCII8ME3 under the name of Insurance for speculation by special eksEcs upon the milfoitunoa of each other. fl. Hs present avalUbb CASH RESOURCES exceed those ot any othoi Llfo Iniumicj Company In the world. world.It It has received In cash ( rim nil sources , Irom February. 1843 , to January , ISFfi , f 270f 02r , > E4.CO. It has returned to the people , In cash , from February , 1813 , to January , 1S85 , $2ie,034,211OC. IU cish Assets on the 1st ot January , 1885 , amount to moro than W. F. ALLEN , General Agent for Nebraska , Dakota , Colorado , Wyoming and Ulrtli. r Offica Cor.Farnam and 13th StOver 1st Nat'l. Bank , Omaha , Neb MERRILL & FERGUSON , Gon. Aits , for Michigan , Indians , Illinois , Wisconsin , Iowa and Minnesota. Detroit , Michigan. M. F. R01IRER , Special Agent for Iowa , Council BltilTg , Iowa Ladies and Misses' Shoes , Commencing June 6th , Saturday8 at "H3 "m ? % > " ? ci TTCT . -ED Jbv. : k , JL. to We will oiler womens' , misses' and childrens' shoes very low ; all tick eted and marked in plain figure ? . We bought a large lot of shoes of that New Hampshire firm which failed , at less than'the cost of making them , and now we offer to close them out and give the people such pri ces in shoes as they never have heard of. THESE ARE PACTd. Come into our store early Saturday and have the lirsb choice , and see what we have. No. 1512 , Douglas st. Ladies' Shoes. Kid Button , 90o ; worth I BO Kid Button , 125 worth 175 Kid Button , 1 no worth 2 25 3oat " 1 75 worth 2 75 Misses' Slices. Pebble Grain 7J5 ; worth 1 25 Bray's Shoe House [ Manufacturers of Ornamental Dormer Windows , Window C pe , MetallicBIcy-Llglits , 4o. Tin , Iron od sUte Roofon , 310 Scrutli 12th StreetOmaha , Nek. Work done In any put 0 the country. THE RECENTLY IMPROVED REMINGTON STANDARD NO. 2 , Highest Achievement in Writing Machines in the World. With cnly 89 keya to learn an .operate , it prints 70 character ) "Including caps and email letters. punctuations , figures , tlgni and fractions. It stlio simplest and ( most rapid writing nmchlna made as well oat no most durable % 3TSend for free Illustrated pamphlet. Wyckoff Sernrrtns & Benedict , Chicago , 111 , , Bole Agents , 0 , II , SHOLKS , Council Blulls Agent ( or Western Iowa POWEH OtTBES.4- H UMPHREYS * I n mo 30 j jam bwci | I i'mcrlDtloiuof in eminent rhytlcltm , Hlrunle , Sttfo and Hure. vrTNXCUHlillOII. CUllES , WUCK. P vor . ( Jonzwtlon , InlUmmidana. . JM \Vonin , WcrraTever. Worm ( Jollo. . . .MS OrylnKCollr.orTeotulDKofliutnU . ' 45 IllurrlVcaof Uhtldrunor AdulU t DUentery.Griping , IliUouaCollo t C'lloliTll Jforbun , Vomiting 1 Coiiulil , Cold , llroncbltli M ) rVeuralula. Toothicho. 1'oceiche a.1 lleailuclio * . Hick Hciiacbe.Vcrtleo .Vii ly ] icii lii.llllinu htomnch 43 Hupprei ca or Painful Period * .Via Itldlley IliBcitui' . ' . . . . ' . SU rVervoua lability . . . .1. < KJ Urinary AVuHUiieM.Wettlnir lied , f5O f Ilm Hi'itrt.l'tlplUtloDl.UO PJSO1F.1OS. H bold by l > nuftnti.or ; gent po&tjuld on receipt of | TCO. | Boo * ! for r. Jliiiiiiiliror * ' llUuuix , iCc.llllliaKininUii ( ' 11111- Jloouou fr - . Ad.lrcwa. HUJUl'IIItU l&llclnu Co. , 10U fc'ultou tit. , Nu w ViuU. ( flanfiood Restored KEUtuyl'iiLE. A rictlra of youthful Imprudence MUUDK i'reinature Decay , Ncrvoui Debility. Lost wiuhood , dc.luvriK | tried In Tain every VDOWU remedy.haidlKovereuaiilinplameanioftelf-cure , Mlilcli be will iwn.l Flii ! : : lahli fellovr-iurlfnnL Kid Button 1 75 ; worth 2 25 Pebble Goat 1 50 ; worth 2 00 H. 0. Kid 2 00 ; worth . . . . 2 50 Childrens' Shoes. An ondlcsa variety and oil sold vary cheap. Wo want to give tmrgiins ; coma and see at Bray's Shoe House J. L. DjcBKVOISB. ii Ticlet ipni , No. 507 Broadrr&y Council Bluff * . COUNCIL BLUFFS. The following are the times ot the arrival and do. riartare ot trains by central standard time , at tht local depota. Trains le vo transfer depot ten mln > nt s Miller and arrive ten minutes later. DWART. ABB1TI , nuao and nomuwaaTUjr. 0.-25 A M Mall and Express 12io : r M Accommodation 4tO : r M 6:80 : r u Express 0:05 : A H ODIUOO ABD BOCK IILAND. 0:26 : A H Uall and Express 0:63 : r M 7S5 ; A M Accommodation 6:16 : r u 6:33 : r H Exprecs 0oo : A K cmoAoo , IOLWAOMI AID n lla'l and Express 0:60 : p M 6:25 : r H Express 0:06 : A M cmcAoo , tuKiuvro * AMD mnxoT 0:60 : A H Mall and Express 7:10 : r M Si r Accommodation 2:00 : P > ; < 3 r Expreua 8tOA : u w Biin , AT. u > nig AMD rAoino. 2:16 : r u Local St. Louis Express Local 8:00 : tu Transfer " ' ' Transftr 8:20 : p 7:18 I'll Lee l Cbloigo & 8t L Exp Looal 8:60 : A u 7:86 i-M 7ranifcr " " " " TranefcrO:06AM : ( AKSAI OIIT , IT , 10 * AID OOUKCII , ILUfTI. 100.s ; A u Hall and Kinross BMO P M 8:16 p u Express 0:26 : A M Hour cm AND rAanc , 7:20 : A u Hall lor Sioux City 0O : r M 7:80 : r u Express lor St l' ul 9:26 : A M UNION mine. 11:00 : A H Dsnvcr ' Exprew' 4:35 : p M 1:06 r M Lincoln I'rus O'a Ss R V 2:36 : r u 7:66 p u Overland express B:30 : A II DDMHY TBAIKa TO OMAHA. Leave Council JlluiTa _ 0:65 : 7:65 : 0:30-10:30 : : 11:10 : A. in. 1:50 2:80-8:30 : : 4:28 : 6:26-0.25 : 11:19 : p , m. Leave Omaha 0:25 : 7:26 { .to 10 11:15 : a. m. 12:60-2:00 : : 8oo-iaO-4tO : : : 6:66 : llloi : ) . m , OKIL HDTEL In Couuo Uluffr biUng a . . , And all modern Improvements , call bells , fire alarm belle , etc , , ia tbo CRESTON HOUSE Kos. 210 , 17 and UH > , Alain Street. MAX r Hrf , - . PJIOPJUKTOU