THEDAILBEE THURSDAY , MAY U , 1885. 7 j 1 Prosoouto the SwindlerBi If whoa yon call for lion Bitters ( see green cluster ot Hops on the whlto label ) the druggist hands out nny stuff called 0. D. Warner's German Hop Bitters or with othnr "Hop" name , refuse it and shun that druggist as you would a viper ; and If ho has taken your money for the stuff , indict him for the fraud , and sue him for damages for the swindle , and wo will re ward you liberally for the conviction. "iHavTsiifforoa , ' ' With every disease Imaginable for the lost three yoari. Our Druggist , T. J , Anderson , recommend ing , 'Hop Bittors" to mo I used two bottles. Am entirely cured and heartily recom mend Hop Bitters to everyone. J. D. Walker , Bucknor , Mo. Counterfeiting Proves Superiority. Although counterfeiting is ono of the greatest crlmoo against the business of any country , and In many cases "Destructive to health and llfol" "It proves beyond a doubt tho" "Superiority" Of the article counterfeited ; As no inferior article is over counter feited. Proof of this Is to bo found in the great number in "Australij , England , Franco , "Germany , India , Belgium , Canada and the U. S. Of counterfeits of the great remedy. " Bittern " "Hop , Whoso uamo and merits are so well known the world over that It Is a "Shining mark and favorlto prey "For Counterfeiters lit" Beware of those that do not have a green cluster of hops on the whlto label. Proaccuto the Swlndlorslll If when you call for Hop Bitters ( see green cluster of Hops on the wluto Ixbol ) tqo drug gist hands out nny stuff called C. D. Warner's Gorman Hop Bitters or with other "Hop" rmmo. refuse it and rhun that druggist ns you would a viper ; nnd if ho lisa taken your money for tlio stuff , Indict him for the fraud nnd euo him for damages for the swindle ) , nnd wo will reward you liberally for the conviction * EJia' I * > A b wi w-tfv r * * * * " * w * , cir.lleat . ' , ifM ulilt tiTorfic t > M4rtt ) i 1 i tfr.l'ztn w * * tta ) . wll. our. . l tptk. DUrttir. . Hvr u.1 P" . 1 * 1 . ' "nd . " . . . . . jrlali . M/ bu-'r ' K M. of clfc - , to tl' ! ! ! : ! ! Try II. J. W WVPZ > UdtU' , CCL2 ASKl'i .Y < Wffft J I > W4W V TT. In order to enrich j the Mood , and thus impart fresh thror an enfeebled sjetcm stlmulato IU ( ; inf7 digestion with the national ln\t'oraiit , Hosteller's Ntomach Blltcra , uhlch , by intu'lpfteneruj into - - the opcratbtnol the etoraarh , promotoa j nay , intuto tlmr- 93 oughdirection and If assimilation , and ronecqnent nutti- thn. Apnlatoiip- iwllto , Uor ; nnd llesh , 1) 1'ivarliuly found to follow a oiureoutthlailceorv- O'llv ' , popular tonio which i' , moreover , reliable rioventlve of ma'ariil fover. For ealo by all Drupelets and Dealer ) generally. THE ti&T THING UUT Fen Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water. SAVR3 I.Aiion , TI R and SOAP AM\ZIMHY , iunlihea ; universalBittufaoUoti. No J.mlly rich or poor bhould be without It. Sold by all grocer' . Hun ARK of imitations wf II do- elgne I to mislaid. I'KAKLINK Is the OM.V BAKU Ubor ea\ing compound and alays bcara the aboto aym- bcl uid rmmo of JAMES I'YLK NEW YORK. . HAIR'S Th'e ' invaltnblo ipoo 111 rra-llly and permanently cures oil klniluotAslhuia. Thu matt rtatlnatu nd lone standing oasos'lild promptly to 1U wnnderlul cutlnir. pwi onion. It U known throughout tlu world for tta unrivaled cfllcacy. J U CAI.UWEM. city I Incoln , Neb ; wrltel , J n 10,1SSL H.nco nsliiK Ur. Hilr'a Authm\ cure , lor more than ono jear.tny wllo haa been ontlrtly well , and not eten a sjmptcm ot the dlseisohasappeared. W1UUM DKNNKTT , Rlchland , I iwa.wrltcsNov. SJ. 18t3 lhavehotm allllottd with Hay Fo\cr and Althm * nlnco 1869 1 followed your directions am ! am happy to > ' 'hit 1 ne > er elept better iu iny life I am glad that 1 am among the many who can ipcal to favorably o ! jour remedied. A valuable 4 p ga trrutlie containing stellar prooi frorae > cry State In the U. 8 , CaruJ ac.d Orcal Britain ; nlll bo mailed upon application. Any drtugtit not bavin ? It in stock nlll procured , toordtr. Abk lor Dr. Hairs Asthma Cure. Dlt B. W UA11UV SON. 1'rap't Cln'tl , O. The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale ? Magnolia Balm is the charm er that almost cheats the Zooking-glass. H.W.WETHERELL J5S ana 187 10 Hair Cloth and Wit Bustles , Hoop Skirts , ' Hair Cloth Skirts.f 5 ThJi cut rcpn-BcnU UiStrr. ll o I ! ° r ' { SmtlriMlon of llu i > llion blilrt > er modiA1 * who B worn oao will lie ; [ . COUKCIUmJFFS , ADDITIONAL LOOAL. BED OF BONES. D.scoyery of Human R ns Barncd anil BurieHu Molley Heap , Was It a M s cro ? Several years ago Mr. Luccock and Mr. Halo , of this cily , dlaooverod wlmt appeared to bo an Indian burying ground , on a ridge of land , on the road leading ; out to Mytister Springs. A few pieces of pDttcry and a number of bones wore dis covered at tint time , and aomo little In- tcicst was excited , but thu matter bad been allowed to drop , and for several years there- has hardly boon a word said about It. The other day sev eral of the old citizen * hunted np the spot and made more ox- animations , revealing some curious fats , Thcro is a space of ground , about twenty feet tqnaro , which seems to bo full of human bones , and digging almost anywhere - where to a depth of a few inches only , ono finds bones of all sizes and shapes. Thcro are bones of infanta and of adults , mon nnd women , and thoeo Ho BO pro miscuously that it appears that they could not have been originally burled in graves , but thrown in a heap. A low bunches of hair , crlap , as if burned , and some charred bonoa Indicnto that tbo bodies had boon burnod. The party who went out on this laat investigation found a nnmbar of skulls , and thcso , with nome of the bones , Imvo boon placed in Field & Eatep'a undertaking establishment , where anyone desiring can inspect them , The skulls especially form an Interesting study , as they are of very peculiar ahapo , the forehead sloping back in an idiotic sort of way , and the back part of the head being Hat. The teeth are alto odd , and among the queer things found is a small granite bonldor , which lay among the bonoa , and as such a stone is not to bo found anywhere in this part of the country , it Is evident that it must have boon brought hero. The presencoof ouch a promiscuous pile of human bones , and the Indications that they hadbcon batned , loads to many conjectures , among which is prominent the idea that many years ago ono barborons trlbo must have fallen upon another and massacred thorn , killing men , women and children , and burning them In a great pilo. Thns far no weapons have been found , and aside from the few pieces of pottery no utensils or other articles. Tno spot is evidently the acena of some toirlblo event , and same stops will bo taken to have the research more thorough and systemic , in the expectation of getting at some more interesting and decisive traces of the history thus buried and not to bo found in books. IOWA ITEMS. Nor-ay has a now bank. The Arlington hotel , at Fcrl Dcdge , haa boon sold for $15,000. A general clean up of Burlington has boon ordered by the beard of health. Linn county voted aid to the Burling ton , Cedar Rapids & Northern railway. The freczo of hat week did no material damage to fruitbnda in Woodbury county. Llout. Gov. Manning End aldney A. Foster will orate at Ceaar Rapids on dec oration day. A awarm of tramps swooped down on Sheldon laat week. They were grnbned and yralkod out of town. Forty-ono dos were killed in Des Molnca during April. As a cnr-ront news item this Is a " good 'un. " Mr. Lithrum , who was robbed of § 200 In Das Monc3 , found gll of his roll in the puno of a neighboring roomer. The national beard of Inauranco under- wrltoro will hold their annual session at the Hotel Orleans , Spirit Inko , Juno 28. The seventh annual tournament of the Iowa etato firemen's nsioclation will be hold at Davenport Juno 9 , 10 , Hand 12. The Twenty-fifth Iowa veterans will join the Ihlrd and Fourth Iowa cavalry in their reunion at lit. Pleasant lu Anguat. Hike Laughlln , n farmer near Ackley , dropped dead from heart diaeajo while at work in hia cornfield on ( Saturday morning , The Polk county supervisors refused to donate 9 0,000 , the county's quot * of the expenses of the atato exhibit at Now Orleans. Sioux City saloons were locked and barred laat Sunday , and the ferryboats did a land-oillcu business carrying the thirsty to the Nebraska eido. An old veteran who eorvod through the Mexican war , and also the war of the rebellion , 1ms been discovered with his family in Dos Moluea in an almost ( starv ing condition. The Ancient Order of Hibernians will hold a atato reunion at Davenport , August 20. It is expected 2,000 Hlber- nians will bo in attendance from Iowa and northwestern Illinois. , Henry Johns , the Hardia connty man brother-in-law of the Ralnsberger brothers who was recently bushwhacked and ibot whllo returning to hla homo from Abbott , has just died. John Groover , alias Blind John , was arrested last week at Clear Lake on a criminal charge , bat made his escape from the officer , hiding for two days In a haystack , where ho was dUcoverea and captured. The State Dentil association , in ses sion at Des Molnes , elected Mortman , ol Iowa Oily , president ; Ooohran , of Burlington - lington , vice president ; Monfort , of Fairfield - field , secretary ; and Kalp , of Muscatlno , treasurer. There was a fire at llltchollvlllo laat t Wednesday. The homo of MM. Hadder , a widow , was badly damaged , one as she was poor and nnablo to make thi necessary repairs , the citizens went t < work and BOOH raited a purse of $75 t < assist her. It IB rnmored , on good authority , tba the D B Molncs & Fort Dodge compan ; have proposed to extend tholr road fron , Ruthvon to Spltit Lsko If Sioux Fall will build from Sioux Falls to Ruthvon ro The Sioux Falls people are at work t ralso tlio necessary funds. The merchants in the vicinity of th < corner of East Sixth and Sycsmor stseota , Des Molnoi , have arranged will , ono of the bands to give concerts ever M lar Saturday night during the summer , fron .11J iy 7 to 10 o'clock. This now and novel on llT terprlso deserves . LCfl transplanting. lid The arniod cranks of Sioux Oily lit .to though numerous , are poor sboti ilfl Georga Willis , after being kicked out c ft harness hop by Charles Lsmterl pulled his gnn and fired , but f llod to hU anything. Ho was relieved of hi artil lery and jailed. H ( 0. Moore , of the railway postal service between Ottumwa and Oodar Rapids , made the finent record of any ono yet examined on the Iowa scheme , throw ing 1,325 cards In ono hour and ton mln- ntos with only three errors , his per cent , perfect , being 09 7. The three thieves captured at Adalr have been Identified as the Wiota bank robbers , also as the burglars who recently burglarized the poaioflica and business honao of Harvey Brothers , at Marn , a quantity of the silverware taken from that firm being found in their possession. The case of Mrs. Elizabeth Cooper against Mills connty Is now occupying the attention of the Avoca circuit court. Mrs. Ooopor sues the county for $00,000 dam * ages , canted by the breaking down of a bridge over which she was driving , sus taining Injuries that have crippled her for lifo. The Masonic grand lodge ot Iowa 1ms completed Its largo and Gro-prnof library building at Cedar Rapids , and the libra rian has taken poaaceslon and has moved the books nnd other property In It. The library Is a very largo and valuable ono , bettor than many other states have , with larger population and wealthier member ship. Prof. Parvin has boon on indus trious gatherer of tnaionlo literature , and it is a pleasure to know that his treasures are now so well housed. The library building cost $30,000 , and the furnishing exceeded $2,500. L.1UO11 AM ) IjtYBOHEUS. Matters of Interest to Employers and Employed , Philadelphia Record. The condition of the wage workers Is improving , through tbo outlet afforded west and south , and became of tbo mar kets growing there- for manufacturing products. Fewer idle mon are to bo met with each succeeding week , taking labor in the aggregate. Mora small industries are spring up In the woat than in the east , In order to save freight charges and to take advantage of the cheapness and nearness of foul , which la being found in largo supply In Illinois , Iowa nnd Mis souri. Tynographlcal union No. C , of How York , Is making grand preparations for the International typographical conven tion next month. The female printers are being organized. For some reason trade-unionism flour ishes more in Now York than hero. The painters have a llvo organization. So have the butchers , bakers , waiters , framers - ors , hod-hoisting engineers , gaa-fittora , watchmakoro , sewing-girls , and a score of smaller Industries. The New York union carpenters are reporting / cases of slack workmanship in building to the building Inspector , In order to force the employment of organized labor. The plasterers fine a man $50 for working under objectionable bosses , aud expel him for Its non-payment. Numerous assemblies are being organ ized In thia city , and the membership Is greater than it has been for ten years. Every effort to establish a central union has failed , because of the antagonistic methods and ideas of the workmen. When laborers conduct their affairs as corporations do they will win. Ono mia- take made is tint labor representatives moot to talk and make speeches. The New York bricklayers made a fight for ntno hours per day and won , and have suffered a reduction from § 4 par day to $3 78 which Is an advance of two cents per hour. The demand for labor Is great , and some builders are bid ding 45 cents. The workmen and their employers have a joint arbitration com mitteo. The builders are pleased because iuturo disturbances can bo avoided. There are in that city 3,000 thoroughly organized bricklayers , divided into five unlone. Each sends three delegates to the oxecntivo committee. A rule pre vents bosses from employing outeido bricklayers. Wages arc $1 in several northern cities ; $3 50 hero and at Baifjlo and $5 in Memphis , Galvcston and two or three other southern states. The building np of industrial villages in Great Britain Is the latest attempt to prevent the depopulation of country dis tricts. Thcro ia alwaya a rush of people from the country to city throughout England. Samuel Morley , M. P. , has started tlio movement. It is proposed to establish villhgoa and villlago Industries and at the same time diicover markol.ii for the products of thcso industries. A society has been organ'zed ' to c rry this project out , and it will endeavor to make rural life mora attractive. Frank A. Fowler , the chief of the Wis consin labor bureau , haa juet submitted his first report , which is divided into ton pirls , and goes over the question : ) of ap prentices , industrial education , trade and labor unions' ttrikes and other like ques tlons. According to the report hundreds of manufacturers in that state are losing money. The object nf the labor unions of Wisconsin , according to the report , Is the establishment of uniform minimum wages for skilled labor in given trades , and mutual support Incase of need. Very few trades appear to bo organized. Agri cultural , dairying , stock raisin ? , wool and tobacco growing are the principal cc- cnpations of the people. The Knights of Labor are giving a good deal of enthusiastic attention to co operation. Unless the Improvement Is ably managed It will ba disappointing. As business Is now done there is not much profit In it. The fortunes made nowadays , whether in bualnocs or man nfacturing , nro generally made by fatrik ing something now and strange. Cooperators - operators do not propose to do thia ; bn' they follow in with the rank and file o producers where competition Is most act ive and where margins of profit nro ex tremely light. If they expect to make much more out of co-operation than by working for wages they will bo disap pointed , If these new co-operators pur chased at wholesale they could save something. The western trades-unionists are ask ing the president to make some change In the bead of the labor bureau , and that he appoint John W , McGrath , of Detroit , Mich. Ono of the foremost men In the labor bureau Is John Dolvln , who three or four years ago was a Kensington weaver. The labor mon hold the balance of power in the Michigan house of repre. sentatlves , and already a ten-hour bill , a child-labor bill and H convict cent/act- labor bill have been passed. In several other states labor legislation has been banging fire and will not pass. Too workingmcn of the country ara be ginning to snaptct that the labor bureau bill was thrown at them in the way ot sop. The labor organs are saying sound the alarm lest the victory become a mel ancholy farco. Destruction ol u Brewery. CHICAGO. Hay 13. The large brewery ol M. Brand & Co. , on Eltton avenue , caughl " fire early .tint morning. Before the fiamei were extinguished the bnildlnef and Btocl were damaged to the amount ol $2D9OWi Thi company carried np iaiurancj , MAKING A WHITE MAN OF HIM , Forcmnn Jacobs W B Unpopular nnd Ho Gut ft Hint of it oiiTlmrfiilny. Philadelphia Times , May 9 , Benjamin Jacobs Is the foreman of the Bast Oonshohockon and Plymouth htono Quarry. About sixty mon are employed , llo has only held the position for n month , nnd no says ho doesn't want it any longer. Two weeks ago the laborers , who were then getting 81.25 per day , went out a ttrlko for an Increaio of wagee , They wont to work next day at ? 1 40. On Thursday they told the fore man they would not work unless they got $1.50 per day , the wages they wore paid laat summer. It is slid that Foreman Jacobs refused to carry their request to the company who own the quarry , and that ho told the mon that it they were not aatisBod with the amount of waged received they could quit work , and they would got men from olaowhcro to take their places. At noon on Wednesday every man left the quarry , and Mr. Jacobs boarded a train and went to Manayunk , where ho lives. As returned to Conahohocken Thursday morning on the 7 o'clock train , and proceeded to walx to the quarry , which is half n mile north of the town. It was raining hard , &nd Mr. Jacobs were a heavy rubber coat. When within 300 yards of the quarry ho suddenly came up on some thirty women , who had concealed themselves behind a freight train which stood upon a side track of the Reading Railroad. The women were disguised In such a manner that they looked like a band of strolling gypsies , "Will you give us a job ? " asked ono of the woman. The foreman did not have time to make a reply tor in an instant ho was surrounded , aud showers of white wash fell npon him faster than the rain. Each woman was armed with a whitewash brush , while a.half-dozen buckets of limo wera placed conveniently around , "Let him have It , the brute , " cried one of the women. "Lot's make a white man of him , " cried another. "Oh , you'll starve workingmon's ' fami lies will yon ? " shrieked a third as she dashed a whole bucket of whitewash on the foroman. When ho made a dash for freedom ho was quickly caught by a ( loot- footed Amazon and hold , whtlo these who were slower of movement plied him with slacked lime. At last ha made n desper- nto dash to get away , and succeeded in gaining a pile of cinders , but was s 3 hotly pursued that ho tumbled down the ether eido and rolled to the edged of Plymouth creek. Ragalning his feet ho ran over a bridge and around a cinder crusher There ho was mot by another gang of women with whitewash brushes who chafed him. Ho succeeded in reaching the office of the Beaty quarry , 'whoro ho entered tbo barricaded door. The office was soon surrounded by the infuriated women , who ow numbered almost a hundred. "Como oat. If you don' < - we'll pull ho house down , " said ono of the women , , nd then they proceeded to batter the oor. oor.Lidiee , " called out the terrified fore nan , "will you let mo wash the lime out f my eyes ? ' "Como out , " demanded the women. "Ladles , If you will only let mo alone will leave town and never show my face ere again " This lost plea of the terrified foreman rought forth cries of triumph. At last o was aasnrod that if ho would leave he night come oat. The foreman had hardly eft the door , however , when the women with their brushes thoroughly saturated with whitewash , made another break at 1m. He succeeded in climbing upon a seeing engine , and thus made his es- apo. Mr. Jacobs did not return to the uarry yesterday , and all was quiet. llchael O'Brien , ono of tha owners of he quarry , slid yesterday : "Wo era willing to pay the mon what , hey demand , but it appears that the rouble ia not so much over the wages , The foreman is offensive to them , and has eon from the first. Everything will be jght in a day or two. " "Itighc Pcrt. " "I was right peart ti'l ' the rhcumatiz iot in , " said a Buffering old man who Ived near the swamp. Fact is , wherever ' live can't ' bo " " if 'ou yon "right peart" yon ro a victim of this troublesome disease. Captain 0. W. Hotaenpiller , Springfield , 0. , aays , I found great relief from la- IhmniBtory rheumatism by using Brown's ' 'on Blttera. " Thousands of other poo- ila have found similar relief. FEMAljI'J HOMESTEADERS. low the Smart Girls of Help Themselves to Homes Aiul FaritiH , Editor of the Now York Sun Sir : I iw an article Borne tlmo ago In the Sun ibout a fiirl who had been bookkeeper 'or some firm in Chicago , and saved her wages until shn bad enough money to omo west and buy a sheep ranch In oion- ana. ana.Thia story reminded me of the enter crpris" nnd fjood common sense of many if the girls in Nebraska , where young women , oepocially thoeo who llvo in the jountry , have few opportunities of earn- ng earning largo ealeriea , ns this Chicago jlrl had ; nevertheless , they earn what hey can , and It Is surprising what some iVlll accomplish , even with small earnings. The majority of farmers' daughter * each school at a salary of from § 18 to $30 per month , and after deducting enough for board and clothes , they save money to pay their way at some good chool or college for a term or more , and hen teach again. Their fathers never liink It necessary to mortgage the farm n order to send the girls to school , as some fathers do for their sons. These girls tench , not only as a means of obtaining an education , but they hare homesteads and timber claims , and im prove them as much as their scanty wages will allow. I know two girls who are In college. Both are teachers , and both have homesteads. When In ochool they work faithfully , for they know the value of time and money better than these whoao parents sent them to school. Some girls learn all there la to be learned at district schools , and then , in stead of going to college , they Invest all the money they can spare In cows or calves , which they hire kept. This is a good investment , as cattle can bo sold readily at almost any time. Young women as well as young men see the importance cf obtaining land and making homej for thetmolvea ; therefor < they take advantage of Uncle Bara'a gen erosity , and get as much land as the law will permit , which is 320 acres , ahcme tead and timber claim , ICO BOIOI It aach , The average female homesteader 1 business-like and not affaid to do an' work that falU to her lot. She can hel ] mow and stack hay , Is a good housekeep er , can milk ooire , and hirne a team a easily ai her brothers , and I have knowi a few glrli who have built the shanties o their homestead * . These ehanties , yo must understand , are cheap , easily con structed homes , of a primitive pattern , ' and usually called a "claim holder. " When a girl of this kind nurt'us she generally considers herself as capable of managing her property as she was before she married , and for this reason aho doca not make so desirable a wlfo aa ono who la not quite so strong minded and does not know a bad bargain from a good ono. If a girl who has n homestead marries a man who has not , the lawsavs she may keep the land and perfect the title in her own name. How much more inde pendent a married woman is when eho has aomo properly , bo It much or llttlo. She does not foci as though she WAS working merely forhor board and clothes , but ns though aho hod n share In the firm , and some rights equal with her husband , 111 Nubraaka It Is supposed that woman has evolntcd far enough out of the state of Imbecility to bo allowed to yoto ou all questions relating to the public schools , providing aho has taxable property or children of a school ago. She can also bo elected to any school office. Several years aajo I know a young woman who , when she married , had 320 acres of land n.id several head of cattlo. She was only n country school teacher , but what little she earned oho used judiciously. Not only young women avail thorn- solves of homesteads and timber claims , widows and old maids have the same right. Some real old ladles Uko claims , and after many trials and hardships recolvo a deed thorofor. Near one of our thriving llltlp towns Is a creamery conducted by a maiden lady. She ia half owner of the creamery , nnd , In addition owns n homestead and timber claim. O.i the homestead aho haa n small sere * and postollico. In her absence this biiiiness H attended to by a lady deputy.Vhon she goas out she drives a fine horao and carriage , car ries a gold watch , and is qnlto aris tocratic Any girl over 21 years of ago , who has a fair education and the ability to use it , can get a homo of her own , if she choose ! , in this stato. There are disadvantages to contend with hero the snino as elsewhere - where , but nothing ia gained without poraoveranco. Many eastern girls caino woat to got land , and succeeded , too. JEREMY TJIUK. Olearwator , Nob. , May 5. Another Georgia Wondor. St. Louis Republican. Rev. Sam Jones , the evangelist who has begun to make a stir in the south , Is a man who la euro soon to attract the at tention of the cnlro country. In all his ways of thought and expression , ho Is in tensely southern. Ho has the conserva tive Ideas of religion which , however much they have been weakened elsewhere - where , are still strong In the south , and ho denounces whatever ho considers sin , with the force and tire of determination it met fro01 the pirly methodist circuit riders. In his language and the construction cf his eentcncaa , Mr. Jones reflects his section , but in his terse and epigrammatic vigor ho reflects his own originality. Ho ii essentially a proverb maker. ' I never kill hogs till I have got my water hot , " ho said not long ago in Atlanta , having been called there to bo in a revival and disappointing all the good Christians of Atlanta by "pitch ing Into" them Instead of the sinners. So when , tiring of It , they aaked why ho did not do what they brought him there to do and "awaken" the sinners , ho de livered himself of the epigrammatic met aphor his best defence , conveying as he did the idea of "hog killing ; " the tin nora the hogs , and the church the im mouse caldron , the boiling of which Is the signal for the killing to begin ; con veying too the idea that when the kettle did boll , he meant to scald the sinners , as indeed ho always does , being as they say in Go.r ia , an evangelist "with the bark on. " His sermons are Intensely original. Ho condenses a large train of thought into a sentence as has scarcely been done slnca the days of Sidney Smith. His most colemn periods are witty because they ara surprising. "I never saw a man who did nut beliovp In hell , who , if there is ono , is not making a bee line for it , " Is a Georgia way of expressing a sar casm which would not discredit Dean Swift , Then again : "Tho great trouble with preachers in thia good day Is , that they ara BO elegant they always refer to hell as the burnt district. Thio sort of dignity Is the starch of a shroud. " Back of such eaylnga as that there Is the in spiration of an intense original ity and a faith equally in tense. Not highly educated and far from refined , this Georgian haa at lta t enough of the martyr In him to atand up for his creed ng&inst the world , and give and take according to P. R. rules. Ho shows a ruthless disregard for the sinner's feolinss , prejudices and bdtefe. There la only ono faith , and that la the ens hu is fighting for. "A man novcr hud a doubt" ho says , "which , If ho pulled it up by the root ; , failed to have a eood at the bottom , and the name of that ccod is sin. Your infidelity la as deep as your meanness and no deeper. " Georgia Las recently created a eonsa- tlon by loading "tho nugnntio wonder" to the noith. In the Rev. Samuel Jones , she has another instrument for increasing her reputation for prodigies and phenomena. Sharp Cattle Thieves tn Uruguay. "Cattlo thieves in the land whore I ralso stock , " said a Montveldeo cattle breeder , visiting Now York , "havo dls covered a now and Ingenious mode of disguising their booty. Last autumn I loit several head , and half a dozen times I and my men , with tbo mounted police men , came up with the thieves , and I saw with them cattle that I know at once were mine. My brand was on them ( J. M ) , and sometimes there were scare- on the bodies that I knew quite well. The animals were exactly like mine in every respect but ono. Tbo horns branched differently. If those on my cowa had pointed np these drooped to ward the ground , and often ono pointed forward and the other backward , or one toward the aky and the other toward the earth , "J. M. " the drover Bald , were his owner or his employor'a initials. The cattle were certainly mine , but I could not swear to them , and I was obliged to see them taken away , "The thieves bad kept the horns wrap ped In poultices of boiling-hot meal until they were soft enough to be twlated , and thus destroyed the cows Identity. The horns soon hardened when the bandages were removed. I have been told that the trlrk waa in vented by Rneslan cattle thlevoi. 1 wish they had kept It at horao. " AH Elopement Htopped , CATrLKTrsiiona , Ky. , May 13. In Plkf county , this state , on Monday , whllo Mount Clark was trying to elope with Mies Strattnn he encountered Frank Htratton , her brother Stratum wig Blabbed and Clark was shot both fatally. , . Tbe New Jersey conference of the Me tlio dlit Kplucopal church reports ; for the \ > u m year a gain among Its churches ol l.OJO pro U bationera and O.'J member * , THE CHEAPEST PLAGE BT OMAHA TO BUY W R a One of the Best and Largest Stocks in the United States To Select From. NO STAIRS TO CLIMB , ELEGANT PASSENG-JEffi ELEVATOR SOhlCITKl ) TO IXSU11K IN OTHini COMPANIKS , Remember These Important Facts CONCHKNING The lulual Life Insurance Company , OF NEW YORK. 1. H Is Iho OLDEST active Ute ln urmoo ComnMiy In thli country. 2. It Isllio IiAKUI.Rl' l.lfo Insurance Company b.\ many millions of dollars In tlie wjiUI. 3 Hi rates of premiums nro LOWKU thuii those ot nny other ooinimny , 4 It lits no " * tocl < l-olJors"tachlm any part of lt iiroflti. 6. UodotH noSUlltMlSj under tbe lumo ot Insurance lor ( pccuhtlon by special chseos upon the mslloitnnes olrneh oUcr. 0. Ita present Mn'Ulih CASH RKSOCHCKS exceed these o ( nny other Lite Insursnc ) Comr n > In tlio world. world.It liai received In re > eh ( ram til sources , ( torn Kehrunry. 1843 , In January , ISfK , f 2"PtD2.fi-I.CC. It lias rcturncil tn the peopto , In cash , ffom February , ISM , to Jmuary , US5 , 8110,034,211,00. , It ] culi Assets on the 1st ot Januaril885 , amount to more tlmn \V. ALLEN , MKHKILL & FKKGUSON , Ganernl Agent for Gcu , A tB. for Nebraska , Dakota , Colorado , Wyoming and Michigan Indiana , Illinois , Wisconsin , IOWA Ulnh. nnd Minnesota. Office Uor.Farnam and 13th StOvcr 1st Not'l ' , Dolrolt , Michigan. Bunk , Omnhn , Neb M. If. IIOHUUK , Special Agent for Iowa , Council UlulTs , Iowa A. ruLLODi ; , ling. & Supt , . r. N. SAIJLHH , Asst. Enff. it.v. . DIAMOND , Aast. Socy MISSOUBI VALLEY BBIDGE AND IRON WORKS A. MoLOUTlI AND II. A WISE , Agents. llan'fg'8 and Dollars In WrongW Iron , Slcel , Howe IrusJ and Combination BRIDGES For llnilrondg and Highways Turn Tallies , Draw Ppans , Hoot ' , Tiers and Sub structures. lOfls'ey.SMie ' . & TulW rilOriUKTORS. Office and works. trAPNWOIITII , KAH. Please send U8 notice olallbrldgo work to bo lot. Corrcgpondonoosolicltod from engineers and blldgo n tractors , cto. Wliolmvc trilled away their vonllifiililKor and power , wbonrfl siiflorlnn from ti-rrlliln JiKAlXS "d J. , OfebKS , who arcwcakt IMl'OTKNTniul nnlll for lu MYRTLEAIN TREATMENT At home unbuilt exposureInLr.SS lime , andfor MsS ; money than any other milhod In the world.VuaU liuck , livadaehc , ICMlSHlONS , l-ifsltliilu , Insmirbplrllsanilaiuliltlnn. iiloniiy lliouRlits. d ro ml lul dreams. clelLCtlNu tntninry. 1MPOTKNUK His , Inipodlments to iiurrlapp , and many oili r symplonia luadlug to CuNaOMl > 'lION or INSANITY , nro promptly reuuAcd bj tills treatment , and Mgorous manhood icstuicd. 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Corner Douglas and 15th Street ,