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THE DAILY BEETUESDAY,1 APRIL 28,188K "MaryandMy , Maryland. " Pretty wivM , Lovely daughters and noble men. " 7 "My farm lies In n rather low and mi asmatic situation , and "My wife 1" "Who ? " "Was a very pretty blondol" Twenty years ago , became "Sallowl" "Hollow-eyed ! " "Wlthorooandagedl" Bfcforo her time , from "Malarial vapors , though she made no particular complaint , not being of the grumpy kind , yet causing mo great unea siness. "A short time ago I pnrchaicd your remedy for one of the children , who had a very severe attack of biliousness , and it occurred to mo that the remedy might help my wife , as I found that oar little nlrl upon recovering had "Lost ! " "Her sallownoss , and looked aa fresh na o now blown daisy. Well , the story ia soon told. My wife , to-day , has g In- od her old tlmo beauty with compound Interest , and Is now as handsome a mat ron ( If 1 do say it myself ) aa can bo found in this county , which Is noted for pretty worn in Anil hive only Hop Blttrri to thank ser Iti "Tho dear creature just looked ovormy shoulder , and tays ' 1 cm flatter equal to the d ys of oar courtship,1 andthat , ; re minds mo there might bo moro pretty wives If my brother farmora would do aa I have dono. " Hoping yon may Ion : ; bo spared to d good , I thankfully remain , 0. L , JAMES , Boltsvlllo , Prlnco George Co , , Md. May 2Gth , 1883. Mono genuine without bunch of green Hops on the whlto UboL Shun all tha vllo , poisonous stutt with "Hop" or "Hops" In their name. 'Ibo Uncst tune . for nervous people Is Ilogtetttr'a atom- 1 ach lilttcrs , which In surcs porlcct ill- gc tlon nJasslm'I - tlon , and the active performance ot their functions by th * IT- crand bowels. As the system acquires tone through the ID- ; flucncoctlhlsbcnUn med'clnc , the nerves grow stronger mil more tranquil , head aches cc eo , nd that nameless anxiety which Is a peculiarIty - Ity of tlie dyspeptic , Rlvcs nay to cheer * fulnefs. To establish _ . _ . _ _ health on sure foundation , mo the peerless Invlirorant. For sale by all Drufcgiste and Dcalen generally. THE BEST THING OUT FOB "Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft , Hot or Cold Water. 8AVB8 LABOR , Tim uid SOAP AMAZINGLY , and give universal satisfaction. No lamlly rich or poor shoul b without 11. Sold by all ffrooerf. BEWABH of ImtUtlons well d. slgne i to mhleul. FEAnUMi la the ONLY SAF l bo saving compound and always bears the above sym bcl and name ot JAMES TYLE NEW YORK. Many a Lady is beautiful , all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put teauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. UNITED STATES ikV National Bank U. B. DEI'OSIIORY , S. W. Cor , Farnam and 12th Sta Capital , - $100,000.00 ) 0. W.1 HAMILTON , Prea't. M. T. BARLOW , Cahle * DiBsorons : H , M , OALDWKU , B. F. Sunn , O , W , UAMIWON , M. T. BABLOW , 0. WitL HAUH.TON. Account ) solicited and kept rabject to sight chnclr , Certificates of Depoait Issued payable In 3 , C and 12 months , bearing interest , or on de mand without interest. Advances made to ctutomers or approved socurltlea at market rates of interest Tha Intercuts of cuatomprs are closelygitard- od and every facility coropatiblo with princi ple * of sound banking freely extended. Draw sight drafU on England , Ireland , Scotland , anc * all part * of Europe. Sell European pauaga tickets , Collections Promptly Made. EUROPE. . . * COOK'S EXCURSION PABTIE3 sail Irom New Toik In April , Uay , Juno and July by rink claai * 81 > EOIA TOURIST TICKETS lor INDIVIDUAL TUAVELK11S at reduced raUl , by the bctt reutix lor pleuure travel. COOK'S EXOUIUIONIST , with reaps , contain full particulars ; by mall lor 10 cent/ . T1I03 COOK ft SON , 01 Bri di ay , X. Y. Or 1M Dearborn Si. , ChicagolUi , H. S. ATWOOD Plattsmoutli , Neb. Urceder of thoroughbred and high grade Hereford and Jersey Cattle , And Duroc and Jersey Red Swine , COUHCiyiUFFS , ADDITIONAL LOCAL. ODD FELLOWS DAY , Preparations Made for the Celebra tion. T.6-day Will bb a Rroat ono for the Odd Follow * , It being the sixty-sixth anniver sary of the order , Mid the day appointed for dedicating the Mow hall In the opotfc homo block. The arrangements for the day are as follows : ATXEHNOOX mOOIUMMK. Parade nt 1:30 : p. tu. from the now hall , headed by band and escorted by uni formed patrlftrclis. Dedication of now hall Immediately after parado. Vocal and Instrumental music , Grand Master J. K. Towers , lion. D. M. Harris and Past Grand Raprcsontn- tire D. 0. Bloomer will rnako short speeches. All members are requested to meet at the now hall a 1 p. m. eharp. Wo would suggest that all Odd Fellows bring their regalia with them. Members of Uniform U. D. camp ] are earnestly invited to bo present to act as escort to the parado. The following are the officers for the dedication ceremonies : Grand Master 3. S. 'Keller. ' Herald cf the North D. 0. Bloomor. Herald of the EastT. . P. Traynor. Herald of the South F. A. Burko. Herald of the West F. Grass. Grand Chaplain E. M. H. Fleming. Grand Secretory E. B. Gardiner. Grand Marshal George H. Jackson. Intido Herald E. Irons. Outsldo Herald T. 0. F. Bronnomau. LINE OF MAHCU. The procession will form at the now hall , on Broadway , and headed by the Bavarian band wilt move up Broadway to Main , north on Main to Washington avonno , east on Washington avenue to Madison street , south on Madison to Broadway , down Broadway to Main , south on Main to Fifth avenno , west on Fifth avenue to Eighth street , north on Eighth street to Broadway , np Broadway to the place of beginning. EVENING PROOUAMXIE. Grand ball at Beno's hall , to which all visiting brothers and their latdlos are es pecially invited , Complimentary tickets will bo furnished on application to the scerotary of the committee by the noble grand , or officer In charge of his dele gation. TUB COMMITTEES. The following are the various com mittees : Arrangements G. H. Jackson , G. L. Jacobs , H. Shultz , G. F , Smith. Invitation Thos. Bowman , E. 0. Bloomer , John Schickotanz , T. C. F. Bronneirmn , G. H , Jackson , secretary. Muslo and Halls W. H. Treynor , F. Bornhardl , J. F. Spare , H. 0. French- ting.Finance Finance George F. Smith , F. Her man , F , Grass. Floor M. F. Rohrer , A. Dickey , J. F. Spare , J. L. TomplstonF. Barnhardi , John Bolm , H. 0. Frauchtiag. Reception P. 0. DeVol , S. S. Keller , E. F. Watts , John SchickeUnz , G. Smith , Peter Rapp , H. 0. Freuchtlnpr , Geo. Schlndole , Ed. Scbicketanz , H. S. West. Tlio Y. M. C. A. The following programme will bo given free to all , bath ladles and gentlemen , at the rooms of the Y. M. 0. A. this evenIng - Ing at 8 o'clok ; Music. Reading Miss Sarah Sherwood Song Duet. . . .Mr. Webber and Miss tturgots "Young Men from the Country Coming fSttSito the City" Paper..by Harry Curtis Recitation Joe Smith Song Karl Karlo Heading W. II. Stacy Intermission. Quartette Shaw Co. Essay Miss Ida Wallace Reading Miss May Hazzard Recitation E , D. Stacy Solo MM. Harsha A WAIF OP THE REBELLION. The Touching Story ol a Chicago Burl r His Confcosloii of Guilt. Chicago Harold . A small slightly built , rod-whlokorod man , with dark hair , bright , intelligent oyoa , a broad , white forehead and the air of a person who Boomed ssarcoly able to comprehend the situation , stood by be fore Justice Woodnunyesterday , charged with burglary. Hla name Is Henry Keating , and ho Is accused of twenty seven eovoral acts of the crlmo alleged with nearly as many moro needing bat a single link in the chain of evidence neceaiary to his conviction. He is a Ohiogo production , born hero twenty seven years ago. When the war broki out the father enlisted In a company which afterward became part of th Fifty-Bovouth Regiment of Illinois Vol nnteors , commanded by ColonolDaldwin at present Olty Gas Inspector. Durln tdo campaign through Kentucky am Tennessee , the prisoner yesterday state to The Herald reporter , his mother oc oompanUd her husband on the marc' and was with him la the camp , at th blvouao , on the retreat , in the hoapita and amid the clash of arms. At the clci of the first day's fight at Shlloh hi fathor'a name was included upon the Us' ' of the o recorded as among the "dead and missing. " While the Federal force lay sheltered from the enemy's guna the banks of the Tennessee River , pray Ing for daylight and Basil , his father was breught In on a stretcher Buffering from wounds that sabaepuently caused hi dotth. In the second day of that hlitor io engigementasholl from one of th rebel guns explode : ! in the midst of i crowd of non-combatants , and hlejmothe was among the victims. Ho was but "kid" then , he relates , but the spectac' of her mangled form , covered , with a army blanket , awaiting the grave-dlgge : , la ai perfectly impressed upon his mem ory as it was twenty-three years ago on the blood-stained field to Pittsburg Land ing. For twenty years she has slept the sleep of sanctified rest , ho says , and though tlio lines of his life have not been cut in pleasant places he Is hippy In the reflection that sbo did not survive to wit ness his degradation. Upon reaching boyhood he struggled for a bare subsis tence , and since he attained manhood his | gained an honest livelihood as the reward of honoit toll. Since his marriage ho has been employed by Lomax and others isn thli city. He also traveled with theatri i- cal combination ! , and by industry and economy laid by a small amount from his monthly earnings to be used wbon his child should be permitted to avail himself of the educational opportunities denied to the father , Lait fall ho was carried , away with the excitement Incident to tBe election. He was a member of n Df mo > critic club , and ventured his resources on Harrison's election M Governor. In the hope of recovering his money ho sought the gamin ? Inblo , nnd in all $800 was swept into the coffers ot the ganui conducted at 91 Clark street , 75 and 77 Halstod street , and at the rooms of Geofg'6 mhklru. Penniless , without an occupation , and nnabloto obtain w6rk , ho yielded to temptation and began the ciroar ot a thief. His great work was done at the houto of Mr. Flats , Wott Adams street , whore ho secured s watch and chain. Emboldened by success ho continued his nefarious trespasses until captured , near ly a mouth ago , as ho wai endeavoring to dlnpoae of n pair of opera glwaos In a Hftlstod street pawmhop. Ho admits his guilt , and Is ready to Buffer the penil- ticB of the crimes. But ho insists that all the charges formulated against him are not founded In fact , and his only solicitude scorns to bo for hii wife and Httlo son. Yesterday the court-room was crowded with persons who oamo to Identify goods recovered since his arrest. A number of thoto present wore exam ined , nnd at the conclusion of the evidence - donco Justice Woodman hold him in bonds aggregating $20,500 for his appearance - anco betore the Criminal Court , THE NEBU.YbKA. EXHIBIT. ItVI11 bo Transferred Prom Now Orleans to the St. liouls Ex position. St Louis Republican. Mr , James Aglar , general agent of the Union Pacific , with headquarters in St. Louis , writes Secretary Johnson from Now Orleans that ho has secured the promise from Gov. Furnua of Nebraska that the exhibit of the state , now at the World's ' fair , shall bo in plaso in the St. Louis exposition before September. This is , undoubtedly , ono of tno finest and most Ingenious dtsuhys at Now Orleans , and the expoeitlon managers are deeply grateful to Air. Alger for this , another proof of his unwearying efforts to further the success of the coming autumn. Gov. Fnrnas is a commislonor from Nebraska and will personally see that the exhibit in Its ontlrlty Is ( hipped to St. Louis If the board can furnish the immense - menso space required. The design la the Bartholdl statue and the long-lookcd-for- not llkcly-Boon-to-bo-roallzed pedestal , worked out In the grasscaa and grains of the great northwest. In height it meas ures fully forty foot and will occupy about sixty square fett of spaco. Secre tary Johnson fairly beamed with delight and took hit alternoon constitutional with moro than usual ardor. YOUHGMENI READ THIS. THK VOLTAIO BELT Co. , of MarshallMich. , offer to send their celebrated ELKOTBO-VOL- TAIO BELT and other BLEOTBIO APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ) afllictod with nervous debility , loss of vitality and manhood , and all klndroa troubles. Also for rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed. Write thorn at once for illustrated pamphlet freo. rij _ A KINK KOMANCE. Another Oltio Heiress Elopes AVltli a. Skater. A Toledo , Ohio , dispatch siya : Another eloppmont of a rich young heiress witha skating-rink manager is the sensation to day in Wood county , twenty miles south of this city. The eirl is Mabel West , daughter of Charles West , a business man ot Now York , who Is living with hia aunt In Bowling Green , and has a largo fortune in her own right. James Strouso kept the rink at Bowling Green , and his attentions to Mabel became so notorious she was forbidden to attend the rink. Stronse has just boon divorced , from his wife , whom ho married a year ago , Mabel continued to see him , and on Sit' nrday night , under pretence of visiting a neighbor , she eloped with Strouse , going without any hat , wrap or baggage , and riding eighteen miles In an open buggy. They missed a train for Tontogany and were detained on Sunday on a telegram. They escaped , however , and wont to Dosplor , whore they were overtaken to day by relatives. When the relatives reached there they could not find Straus ? . As the party were boarding a train Mabel again escaped , getting on a freight train on the Baltimore & Ohio road , and re joined her lover at Fostorla. To-night news was received that the girl had been recaptured. Stronao's whereabouts is un known. TELEGKAPH NOTES. The Anchuset mill , nt New Bedford , Maga. started up to-day , Kxtra police force will b at the gates to prevent trouble. Connecticut will celebrate Gen , Grant's G3d birthday , Arbelter hall , Detroit , was destroyed fire Sunday morning. Lois $15.000 , insur anca StiOO. Thirty-seven bodies in all have been re covered from the rums of the Vicksburtf fire , Pivo were buried Sunday , The funeral wai tbo largest ever neon in the city. Forest firoa lnvo been burning unchecke for fifty miles on each sldo of the Blue llidgi mountains for several days , entailing Rrua logs. Eighteen buildings wore consumed by fir at Randolph , N. V. , Sunday evening. Tjio Continental Brewing company's oatnb. liebment at Philadelphia was destroyed b ] fire Sunday morning. LOBS , $ SOC03. Insured , Ten bodies were found In a cabin nea Leadville. Victims of a snow tilde two weeks ago. ago."JJroweter. "JJroweter. attorney general , " Is in Wash ington and will testify In the star route jru ; bribery case. Economy ia AVenltli. New York Bun , A. farmer and his wife went into a den list's. "How much do you charge tor fillln teeth ? " aiked the farmer. "From $2 to $5. "An' ' how much for pullln'J" "Fifty cents. " "llarlar , " he laid , turning to his wife you'd better get it pulled. " STOP THAT COCOH By using lr. ) Kroner's Throat and Lone Ba lam the only sura euro for Coughs , Cold Hoarseneas and Bora Throat , and all diseases of the throat and lungs. Do not neglect a cough. It may prove fatal. Scores and udredsof grateful people owe their lives to : , Frarier't Throat and Lun ? Balsam , and no family will ever be without It after once using it , and discovering its marvelous power , It U put up in large family bottles and solder or tha small price of 75 cents per bottle. Bold Kuhp & O . and O. F. Goodman , Last of the Log Cabin Landmark * . Pittsburg DUpttch. An old landmark , the building owned by George Swords , In the heart of the city , was torn down in Steobonvlllo , , Ohio , the other day. It was tba oldest homo in the city , the Isst of the log houses. It was built In 1810. The lot was originally purchased in 1808 for 845 , sold in 18U for $205 , the following year for 8700 , in 1840 for $1,750 , and In 1872 for 5,000. It was weather-boarded forty-five years ago. 8ION PAIN UNO IN TIIB HOUGH1 How Fence * Are Daubed \Vlth All Sorts of Advertisements. "No , " said an advertising lijn painter , "It doesn't take much money nor enter prise to itlck a few thousand little adver tising boirds along the railway lines and wagon roads. It Is all very cheap. That board there , for instance , six Inches by three feet In slzo , costs only $30 a thous and , That's only 3 cents apteco. Very , very ohoap. A couple of cheap boys with a cheap horse and wagon can put up 200 of 'em in a day. The lettering li all done by stencil. You can got 'em four foci long for § 40 a thousand , five feet for § 50 , and so on , Take that heavy board with the trlmmlncr , a foot wide and six feet long , painted In blue and white that's only 50 cents when ordered In DOO or 1,000 lots. That will wear many years. Thora Isn't as much cf the sign advertising business done as there was years ago. The newspapers are monopolizing everything. This 'snipe work' along the railroad fences and conn * try roads hangs out about as well as any thing. Of courao the patent medicine firms send out their own men , who do nothing else but travel and paint. Wo have done a good deal of that work for Chicago merchant B. Asa rnlo 'sniping' U the best , as It doesn't cost anything. Wo stick them on anywhcro. But where there is really a good fuico or barn It is usually taken up right quick. Fences are sometimes sold , but nut often. Barns usually bring $5. There are mighty few farmers that won't permit their barns to bo daubad for $5 , though once in a whtlo wo itriko a crank that yon couldn't buy for love or money. I remember ono case out in the Niles Center gravel road , A farmer had just put up a beautiful barn , with cloatlngs , cupola , weather vane , everything nico. It was alro&dy for the painters. Wo came along and found the farmer gone to town. His wife was at homo. Did they want the bam painted for nothing ? She wa * undecided. Finally shb wanted a now cloak and wo gave her an order for § 5 toward the now cloak on the house wo wore working for , and told her , wo'd paint the barn nicely and the Httlo advertisement wouldn't hurt It. The cloak order caught her and wo went to work. When wo got through with the barn it was black from gutter to gable , roof and all , except where wo had put on the white letters. Just as wo got through the farmer came homo. Ho hard ly know his own place and came near driving by. Mad ? Ho was the maddest man you ever sow. Ho was going to or- reet us , shoot us , burn the barn down and such things. But his wife got her cloak and the black and white barn still atiuds. "Sometimes wo work a good fence on the sly. Many a time have I crawled through a field on my hands and foot , with my bucket and brash hung around my nock , In order to get to a fence and got it painted unobserved. I painted a splendid fence one ? , and was nearly all afternoon at it , when the owner was planting potatoes ou the other sldn of it. Once ho actually sat down on top of the fence , and when ho got up had a streak of paint horizonlally across his pantaloons. But be never discovered the job until after I got away. When a job like that Is done there isn't much ueo to kick. " Children can't bo poisoned by the ueo of Bed Star Cough Care. No bad effects. A , Cowboy In a Sleeping Gar. Exchange , "Whore do I camp ? " ho inquired and ho was shown the lower berth next to mo. " : That'B my pigeon hole , Is It ? All right , old eon ; just watch my motion while I file myself in. " At this juncture ho wan desired to turn over hie revolver to the porter , which ho declined to do in a most spirited manner. "Old dad ( his revolver ) and me always alcop together , and we don't want no di vorce , " ho eplalned. The condnctor remonstrated , but was advleed not to try to "braid this mule's tall. " 'This hero's a sleeping car , aint it ? " he at length Inquired. "Yea. " "Well , why In don't ' you lot po3 plo sloop , then , when they've ' paid and gone into your game ? If yon'ro aiming to keep people owako and want company , just dance into the next car ; there's lots of folks there ; don't want to sleep no how and I'll bo glad to see you. " The conductor withdrew , and my friend pnlled off hla boots nnd stretched hlnl- self , with many comments In an under tone on the poverty of the BUtrouudlnga. In about ton mlnulos thia erratic person had his head ont In the aisle. "S y , you boy , " to the porter. "Well , sab. " "Come a runnin. " The porter drew near and was handed a pillow about as big as a pin cushion. "Take that gooseha'r thing away , commanded the cowboy. Don't yon want a pillow , oah ? " aakec the porter. "That aint no pillow , and I don't wan it , no how ; I'm afraid It'll ' got into m , oar. " After thia alienee , and for a short Urn I slept. I roused up , however , at an ox clamatlon on the part of my neighbor. ' Hold on there , my son , jlst drap them boots. " "I was only jojfc gwiao to black 'en boss " "Drap 'cm. " They drapped. "Jest gwino to pull them spurs , reckon. Now , don't monkey around m camp , taking things no more. If yo want anything speak for It. If you can1 speak make signs , and if you can't mak signs shako a bush. You bar mo ? " "Yes , sob. " After this silence. The wheels an rails again sang together , nnd tbo ca again kept approving time , and preaentl I slept without Interruption. SKIN DISEASES CURED. By Cc. FrarJor's Maglo Ointment. Cures If by magi : : Pimples , Black Heads or Grub Blotches and Eruption * on tha face , leaving the sldn clear and beautiful. Also cures Itch , Bait Rheum. Sore Nipples , Bore Lips and old , Obstinate Ulcers Sold by druggists , or mailed on receipt price , 60 cento. Bold by Kuhn & Co. and 0 , F. Goodman. Washington Letter to the Indianapolis Journ BJ A coneressman who called at the wbito house to day had a fanny little dialogue wltb the president. The statesman bad been visiting the white house dally for throe weeks In the Interest of a constitu ent who wanted an appointment. "Do you congressmen spend much of the time at your homes when congress is not in session ? " the president Inquired. " 0 , yesl" replied the member ; "we stay bore but little of the time that con gress Is not at work. " "Nearly all of you men are hero now , aren't yon ? " "But few of " u , comparatively. "I receive a good many calls from congressmen grossmen every day" significantly , "Do you ? " with a look of surprise. "Ye ; I have quorum every day , 11 they would all iloy. "Well , " etammered the member ; " 1 ] think most of os will get away pretty soon now , u wo are about through with our work. " "Do you think of leaving us soon1 ? Inquired the president , with oarncstneis. "I I was thinking ot it , " came the reply , slowly and nervously. "Well , " lighod the president , "if there ii anything that I can do for yon you can jnst address mo here at tbo Whita Homo. Wo got the malls promptly. " The member took the hint , and , ris ing , remarked that ho might lo&vo to * night , to which the president said : ' 'You may toll other congressmen that I will attend promptly to anyrequost they mty make by mall. " DcflorvlnRorConildcnoo , There is no nrtlclo which so richly deiorves the entire oonGdenco of the community M BnowN's BRONCHIAL Tnocnta. These suffering from Asthmatic and Bronchial diseases , Coughs * nd Colds , should try them. 1'rico 20 cents , A Cowboy at tbo It Ink , Carson Appeal , Last night a cowboy from np near Wolf creek , came Into the opera house skating rink , and In a gruff voice demanded a pair of tkatos. "I've boon palntln * the burrr rod to night , and I guess I'll daub a little on tha rink. rink."Ever "Ever skated before on rollers ? " asked Mr. Iltchard. "No , but I'm a h to rcr at any thing , I am , I howl when 1 come in nnd I'll turn this rink a somersault , the fint ll'pout ' of the box. " "All mister hero's " said right , , a pair , Mr. Richard , who had jnst greased the rollers. , The cowboy got the skates on his foot , and cocking his hat to ono sldo drew a six-shooter and bounded through the door with a wild whoop that startled every body , but it wasn't have so load as the nolso ho made when ho sat down all of a sudden on the iloor. As his feet wont up In the air , and ho cimo down with a bang the expression on his face was a study. "So you'll cavort with mo , you buckIng - Ing galoot , " ho said as ho rose up like a man who was going t3 break a mulo. Then ho gave a wild lurch to the left , swept hla leg In a half circle , came back and hit the floor a terrible whack with the back of his head , while his six-shoot er spun across the floor Into the corner. Jnat as ho was about to rise , a big fat woman came along llko a quarter horse and etruck him In the ribs with both feot. Then some boys skated over him , and fell over him , Ho rose game bat groggy for the next round , and wont down again at the bare sight of a sweet young miss of twelve whom ho was afraid of going to ekato on him. Ho now gave up the sport and began to crawl on his bauds and knees for the dear , which wasn't far away , howling like a coyote whenever ho heard anybody coming too near. Some of the boya hauled him out Into the ante-room and then took off his skates. Ono of thorn picked np his re volver , wbioh wasn't loaded , nnd handing it to him , advised him to walk to Eono. The follow limped ont of the place , lame In every joint , remarking , "as a son of a qnn on wheels I ain't much. " Can Bo Uiul if Wanted. "Have yon any malaria here ? " asked a lady who was looking at a rural boarding place for her family. "Well , " slid the landlady , "we hain't gone none jlst now ; folks haven't asked for it ; but we'll get it for your family if you want It. " Most folks get malaria without wanting it. To get rid of Iti noxious effect , use Brown's Iron Bitters. Mrs. S. II MacDonald , New Haven , Conn. , says : "I suffered from malaria for nearly six years. Brown's Iron Bitters cured mo complote- A Chicago Glrl'a Revenge. "Paps , " said a gushing Garden City girl , "who was it originated that outra geous slander about the size of a Chicago glrl'a ' feet1" ? Witb a forced smile the fond father re plied : "It was started simultaneously several years ago by a number of St. Louie scribes In order to divert ettention from their elephantine cars. " "Thank you , papa. " said the sweet girl , and she wont to her writing-desk and began her graduation essay aa fol lows : "St. Louis men never suffer from frozen oars except when they forget to tie them up over their beads. " Io it not Singular that consumptives should bo the least ap prehensive of their own condition , while all their friends are urging and boeccch Ing them to bo moro careful about exposure posuro and overdoing. It may well bo considered one of the most alarming symptom ) of the disease , whore the patient ia rocklesi and will not believe that ho is in danger. Reader , If you are in this condition , do not neglect tbo only means of recovery. Avoid exposure and fatigue , bo regular in your habits , and nsa faithfully of Dr. Plerco's "Golden Medical Discovery. " It has saved thous ands who wore steadily falling. Now They're Going to Tap General Grant. "Did you hoar the news1" ? j-aT "No ; what ls It ? " "Why , Grant's doofor'a have held an other consultation and decided that their treatment has been a great BQCCOS , bat that now something eleo must bo done , They say all their work , air of mysterf , their bulletins and their grave fears were designed to prepare for the coming opera tion. The General must be tapped. " "Tapped ? Where ? " "In the pooketbook , of course. " Tlireo KoHBOns Why every one needs , and should take Hood's Sartaparllla In tbe spring : 1st : Because the system ia now In its greatest need. Hood's Sanaparllla gives strength. 2d : Because the blood la sluggish and Impure. Hood's Saraaparilla purifie . 3d : Because , from the above facts , Hood's Sarsaparilla will do a greater amount of gocd now than at any other time. Take it now. Rather lliln , Texas Siftlngi. Gilhoolv went into a restaurant on Austin avenue. The waiter was a re markably thin man a sort of an amateur living skeleton. "What have yon got to eat hero ? " atkod Gllhooly. looking at the anatomy. "We have roast beef , roast turkey , roast chicken , oysters in every style , Irish potatoes , shad , mlnoo-ple " "Got all that , have yon ? Then why the devil don't you put some of thoto victuals where they will take the wrink les ont of your vest ? " Back Ache ? Hunt's Itemedy will cure pains in the back or loins , female dis eases , nervous prostrations and kidney diseases. Sick Headache ? Piles , constipation , bllloni hotdache and dyspepsia , are all speedily cured by Hunt's [ Kidney and Liver ] Remedy , THE CHEAPEST PLAGE IN OMAHA TO BUY DEWEY&STONES' One of the Best and Largest Stocks in the United States To Select From. NOgSTAIRS TO CLIMB , ELEQANT PASSENQER ELEVATOR B I C H WI 0 N Dsifli i i , - 1WiM B.r\JJUP P.'CR ' ! ' < > ° th < > r . They aromail * from tlio btlRhtott , RiostucllcAtely lurorou , ami highest ooat ROM ui&l grown In Virginia , ami are absolutely WITHOUT ADULT KkMiof or drags. AVeuto the ConUlno Fronoh Rico Pnpor of out own illwct Importatlou , which l m do espccUlly for u , n * tcr marked wltn the name ut tlio omiiJ , Richmond Otrnlght Cut No. I. STRAIGHT CUT Mo. 1 each CVuo'.to , w'thouS wbhhn uo uroeiTiIno , 'mltntlons ol this bnnilto \ boaa put on ( ale u OlRarcttosoiikors ra cautlonoJ thattlilili the ollani original brnntl , unj to olucrvo tnut each ckago or box of Richmond Straight Cut ClRirottcs boars the ( IgniUuro of ALL Eft ! & CI TER. PUPflPSTTCQ Manufacturers , Richmond , Virginia , uluAIfl : I I to Milwaukee. Wis- GrUm'HER ' & 00 , , Sole Bottlers , THIS Cur Snowa A SintCN.it , Viaw or ODE N w Polar , Dry Air , Self Ventilating HARD WOOD REFRIGERATORS Manufactured In the mott perfect manner from kiln-dry oak lum > f barcool filled , zluo lined , galvanltcd laa stuhca , hand somely paneled and donlgntd for the wantn of a class of trade that want the beat goods that ran bo made. Parties wishing special elzcs can Save from 15 io 20 Per Cent By plac.nc orders now. W. L , WRIGHT 13th StreetfBet. Farnam d-IIarncy OMAH& . AS. A. EnNEV. W. A L. GIBBON STEEL HEAVY HARDWARE Solicit the attention of cash and prompt time buyers , Will duplicate eastern wholesale prices , adding freight to Omaha , JL21Y and 12JL9 Leavenwortti St. # ® ® m&w % $ & % ® 7 f 7 $ I have an entirely now stock of -7- | Choicest Woolen Clothing | I Pants for $3 , 84 , 85 nnd $6 , Worth Double | $ tbal Amount. si § Suits for 810 , § 12.50 , § 15 , 817.50 and % Workmanship and Fit Guaranteed. This offer should f-5 bring us many now customers. 1 Elgutter's Mammoth Clothing House , 1001 Farnam , Corner 10th Sts. | ' 4 > K < MtfS , smu BOILERS , WROUGHT \CA T IRON , STEAM POMPS , C //TRMGALRKLS < ? ' 'MM. 'CASTINGS , $ CALf > /ftG REELS , JW WEIGHTS , , HfATfRS AND FILTERS , LfATHtil RUB'R BELT'S VEIL AUGERS , flOUEfi MILLS. BRICK YARD CASTINGS. SHAFTING P LEYS'tfANGERs- ox s SOUTH OMAHA. The Advantage of Settling in the New Tow A The title "South Omaha" doenot mean the nouthem part of the city of Omuhoubut is tha name of the thriving town commencing at the Union Stock yards on tfie south , and extend ing for a mile and a half north , nearly connecting with the city limits of Omaha. The company have again concluded to put on sale 1,000 lots , and let the purchasers of th tame realize the profit which the enhanced value of these lot * Is sure to mako. It now being an assured fact that South Omaha is defltlned In the near future to be tha largest live stock market went of Chicago , there can be no doubt that this property In a few years will be worth five or even ten times the amount that it can bo bought for to-day. Some may ask : If this Is so , why do not the company keep it and realize this profit The answer If , that In order to make lots valuable , there must be improvements on or enr rounding them , and as is the cose in all new towns , special Inducements must be olferod first to et the people to take bold and build , There are probably more such inducements offered by South Omaha than were ever pu forth by any new town. The large business done by the stock yards company and the im mense slaughter and packing houses together with their nnxllaries are no small feature m tha aggregate of events that are destined to make South Omaha a large place. 'Again , the town ia not an addition to Omaha , and is not liable for city taxoi , although It enjoys all the benefit * from the growth of Omaha that it would if It were just INSIDE the city limits , but being just ODTHIIJE , only county taxes are collected , which are merely nominal , Tha town owns and operates its own water work * , which furnlih an abundant supply of pura spring1 water. Dum my trains will rnn on the 1) ) , k M. aadlU , P , railways every hour , stopping ut the north end of the town site as well a * at the stock yards. The Thirteenth street home cars will run to iloscall'a park this spring , and to the stock yards at no distant day. The high altitudu makes the location a healthy one , Of course there ara those who do not belfeve tint South Omahs , will amount t ? much. This kind of people didn't believe Chicago would ever bo anything bettor than a cranberry bog , that Omaha would ever outgrow her village clothes , that there never could ba any fruit , UPTON , Asst. Sev'y and Manager , A , . .