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H1IBUEGAIEEIOM PACKET COMPANY. " Direct Line for England , France and Germany. The 8ieamahlpe ol this well kuown line are built of Iron , In water-tight oonipartmonta , and are fur- nlahetl with o\cry requisite to make the passive bothsafo acd agreeable. They carry the United States and European malls , and Icavo New York Thusdavsand Saturdaja for Plymouth ( LONDON ) Chorboutf , (1'AIUS ( and IIAJIDUIIO. Ilatos : Steerage from Hamburg 810 , to Ilaniburs 810 ; round trip $10 First Cabin , 85S , JflS and 876. Henry Pundt Mark Hanscn , F. E. Jfooros.ir. Toft , scents In Omaha , Oronowef , ' & SJioentRon , ngcntaln Councillllufrj. C. V. lUCHAllD & CO. , Gen. Fass. Agta , 61 Broadway , N. Y. Chaa. Koz- mlnskl & Co.OcnfranVcBtcrn AROiiU , 170 Wash- Inft St. , ChleaRO , 111. 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WK QUARANTKE SIX BOXES So eme any easel With each order received by t lot six bottles , acoompllthed with { .00 , we will send he pnrohasor onr written guarantee to refund the money If the treatment does not effect a cure. Otui eoteos leaned oa'y by JOHN 0 : WEST h CO. , i JvlS-mSo-ry iSlBS ! iladlaonSt. , Chicago , 111 , , tt : lasies Medical hslituli diseases of the Skin and Ulood promptly relieved and pirmanentlycurcd byrcmo- _ _ „ tt > i > eclall'ractice. Seminal Wealtncai. NiKht LossL-.Uy Dreams , Pimples on tiie Kace.Lost Manhood , positively cured , T/.er tlaiiaexficrlmtiiHtm , The appropriate lu.r.ed } vj at once used In each cuse. Consultations , per * t nal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Med. iclnea sent by Mall and Express. No marks on ipicvace to indicate contents or sender. Addresi IB CONDUCTED BY Eoyal Havana Lottery I ( A GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION. ) Drawn at Havana Cuba , Every 12 to 14 Days. TICKETS , U. 00 , HALVK8. tl.OO Sabjeol to no manipulation , not controlled by tbe parties In Interest. It la the falieit thing In the Datura of chanoo In exlitenoe. For tlokota apply to sniSKV SCO. , 1212 Broad ; ay. N. V. City ; A. MOLU & CO. , 417 Walnut Ht. , t. Louis. Mo , or M. O1TEN3 & CO , 619 Main St. , luiBaa City , Mo. A FINE LINE OP I ' II ' J IN OMAHA" NEB , P0 ? > \5ec SeXf . _ fiasas ; V M0l i-.M ' H rjfotiu pr crlrtlou of * oct l ip cl U l ow if Aiintniloal 1'iiiis. A tnifd , \ . u wi. t-t k.t i.l M.tt , lit'eK ! > w U .r. . J tl.otiKht 1-4 i , tor p' w tin nifrht. ' Ho t - < e eye wuh he't g" tut li" i lnt tiicguo liis lifndxnJ tide , "Why > un 1 Ufco thn lum ] . ? " "Oh , you'rso llRht,1' thumbmlM roplleU Unto the fun kin'9 ecamp , "No ! I'm thifih flame thntfrtveii Jo light , " The belie necks claimed with glee , Anil l.nifjlied tooth think hew.uso bright. "Don't waist your wit on mo , "Or you'll leg-splodp , " chock coldly snld , ' lJut enr comes \n \ no doubt Heel t.iko ynu forehend dreiHful lamp And nuiekly put you out. " [ H. C. DOIWK In Chicago Sun. I1ONI3T FOll TUtl Ii/\IIK3 , Largo plaid gingh.una have the wool effects. Morning caps nro made of embroidered net and Inco. Silk gloves and mits'aro'popular for even- inr wear. Black prints are to be worn in uambinaMon with red. An opera cape is of uhito swanVdown with A pale blue down border. As u display of hosiery the roller rink Is said to oxreed the French opera. Swiss muslin embroidered with silk la u ed for draping nnd flouncing short silks. Mascotte Is n novelty in silk gooda. It has iho beat qualities of iiraure ana ottoman. A crlrcson brocaded velvet opera cloak is trimmed with the long white fur of the Per sian lamb. Velvet collnra turned down or standing , nro very fashionable. Jabots nud giluts of lace are worn with thorn. Mauled women claim n grent many things , but wo have no > or heard ono boast of being older thun her husband. Ginghams me to bo lind in great variety in all the now shades In medium and email checks nnd in shaded effects , A thin sold chain with emerald' ) clasping it hero and there is an Indian curiosity of great value , though it makes but a small parcel , "Thou art so near nnd yet so furl" exclaim ed the S-I-a-woek shop girl , ns she gazed into a window containing a § 505 Fealslun sacque , A ring of great beauty baa two tiny eight- ocn-caint gold band" , and the stones spoiling "darling" laid alternately on the slender bands. A cover for * music is of chamois skin lined with delicate perfumed loeo-aatin , and initials engraved in gold nnd mother-of-pearl handle. The most f uhionnblo bridal necklace just now is n string of penrls. Pearls ha\e nn un changing value nnd can always bo pawned at lair rates. During the recent run on the Now Ha\cn savings bank a servant girl drew out her en tire Ba\inis for two years nnd invested them inn sealskin pack. Why is n man named William more likely to be happy in marriage than ono with n dif ferent name ? Because hia wife will always love her own sweet Will. A kind-hearted lady of Gilroy , Kan , , has constituted heifelf the good angel of nil trimpa. She not only gives them n square mual , but wino and cigars. A bonnet of red velvet Ins n full crown. The broad brim is covered by largo jot beads , which nre strung in cross-bars. A small black aigrette forms the trimming. "Humph ! " said n young man nt n play with n young lady. "I could ulny the lover better than that myself. " ' 'I wouldn't mind seeing you try it , " was the naive reply. As hnnd-boquets nro coming in f.iabion for this winter , a very handsome French horn handle , decorated with silver filligreo work nnd edged with gilt scolloped lima , is n novel ty by way of a holder. Tan nnd brown are the lending colors for glovag lor spring wear. Suede gloves in mousquetn'r style nro in great demand , while in dro.-sed kid button gloves nro worn , Ilook- ed gloves are obsolete , ' Girlish nnd pretty toilets nro made of shot or Pompadour silk , with bouffant overdress of tulle matched to one of the shades of the changeable mlk , or to the color of the gay fig' ' urea in the floral pattern fabric. A golden jewel case is drawn by two golden butterflies nnd ban silver harness mounted with Inch diamonds ; four little bijuu parian scent- bottles are held in the lap of n little maiden arrayed in gay-colored silken garb. Fine grades of seersuckers are to be hod this season in checks and plaids. The latter bnvo fine lines of crimson , quite a novelty. The brown , block and blue stripes with which every one is familiar , are also shown. Among tbo ornaments worn this winter upon tha costume ara delicate clasps of Irish diamonds mounted in silver , which are espec ially effective over dresscj of dark velvet. Buckles , pins , and bangles are also en suite. Largo tidies are made of the soft white goods that has figures of white colers stamped upon it. These tidiea have corners of velvet nnd then a band of velvet of a different color is put around the tidy , with nn edge of laco. 'Mrs. Do Sllvn is BO poetical , " observed Mrs , Brown to her husband. "Sho calls her new dresses dreams. " "A very good name for them , " responded Mr. Brown , "for her husband always speaks of the b 11s as night mares. " It IISB become the fashion of late years to dresa little girls of eight and t ° n in costly silks , velvets and brocades. This fancy Into its advantages. It enables mothers to make over their own or older daughter1 ! ) dresses into handsome little costumes. _ Buttercup yellow satin makena very beau tiful evening , toilet , ns under gaslight it ia delicate , theeny go'd. This dress , however , must bo carefully chosen , for only .1 brilliant brunette or a "divinely fuir" womnn could safely venture to adopt it. Opera nnd ball-room wraps for young ladies resem' le these worn some years ngo before deep fur-lined cloaks wutt ia vogue , The shape ia that of n short rounding circular of plush , mndo with n pretty satin hood , intend ed for wear and not solely for ornament. Handsome pln-cunhions are now frequently ronde long and narrow rather than square. A very pretty one of blue satin hnd oua corner of bl u a plush , on _ the corner opposite was a bow of satin ribbon of the snmo color ; em broidery may bo substituted for the bow. "Are you out in soc-iety this winter , Mis. Crimeonbeak ? " asked nn acquaintance , meet ing her in the milliner's. "Ob , yes , " lap'ied ' the lady , admiring an cstrich tip ; "Mrs. Fuasenfenthur and I are both out. Wo don'c speak , you know. " [ Yonkers Statesman. "Well , how were the ladies dressed ? " was asked at ono of the club ) of n member who had just come away from n very fashionable din ner party. "My dear fellow , " ho replied , "I really don't know. The fact is I didn't think of looking under the table.- -Now York Tn bune , Several very valuable India shawls havi been worn at high-class weddings lately , and on each occasion they were draped in the old fashioned manner with the points falling low on the bask of the skirt. Caliemiro shawls in winter naturally load to those of lacn in summer , a fashion suitable to matrons or Iderly ladiea only. Mrs. J. W. Clark , ' of Mount Vernon , is able , at the advanced age of ninety-one yoara , to slog the psalms in the church service in clear voice , to knit , embroider and to keep up a large correspondence. She la also & devoted worker among the poor , going out personally on pleasant days to distribute tracts na well as sabttantial aid to the unfortunate , White nun's veiling drcssei for evening we'ir nro trimmed with lilver br.iid. If thu braid is narrow there nre twelve or more rows on the tkirt , lix n out tbo throat nnd the same about the waiit. Some of the dresses nro tucked , and each tuck la beaded by braid nn inch wide. The overdress , open at the left tide , has rows of brn'd on the under tide , which is turned back BO that the trimming ia displayed to advantage. A handiome drean baa the loog overikirt ol heliotrope velvet. The bodice ii fastened at the chest with a silver clasp and opens OUT a veat of cream-colored tiatln with heliotrope chenille apoti. The undortklrt la of the cream aatln , with a broad Uind of thn velvet with diagonal rows of sliver braid nt regular inter vals , and ii finished by n narrow knife-plait ing of the satin below , Tbo uleevt's an- trimmed with the satin nnd rowj of sihoi braid. A "Fasclrator , " o named , most uteful f01 enuttoping the shoulders and head when leav IUK the heated concert-room or ojfert , U mad * with very coarse wooden knitting-pins- as ll.LKu ti. > t Ur aul n.4 o i-yf- TI nurt ' r II at .H hfi in 1 kn t R r- t r kmttlnc uti.i tiio i , > JlLi.x.ihi r i nt < l Mont t v rJ nul thn o , u 11 CM l * . " ' " ion ; li ] \\hon. .ir.pieU 1. b. rler th. ' tntire tnti nitli au nl .a ff.ith. . r dpo ili ' pst rn , win hRlvr a riiUlnt \ and fleecy tit.i l > to the whole A very ptotly bill dresi shown at n fashion able importing hutio was nmde of a rih ihado of gsrnlt iktiti veiled with tulle of _ n deoii r oliado , the tulle being libenlly eprin- k'ed with beads to correspond. The front o the dre , which wa made with Ibo satin alone , was embroidered with garnet bead In a heavy deiign of Rowers nnd leave * . The corsage was cut away square in front nnd bor dered with embroidery , and bands of the same formed epaulets over the shoulder * , thejo an swering for sleeves. Garnet hairpins nnd oth er ornaments were to bo worn with this ti net. Hero is something worth knowing : Tb.it fruit which has begun to work industiioiwly , unless actually our , can bo transformed into pickles , The housekeeper who contributes this knowledge vouches for its merit. Drain out nil the liquor fiom the fruit , and let it come to a boll. Skim elf all the icuin that ilses , arid half n Uncupftil of vinegar for e ery two quarts and n half or oven three quart * of the liquor , with sugar enough to tn i te a good rich BJHID ; add spices to auitpl. * o ; tie them up In n muslin cloth ; wn < n s liquor looks clear ndd the fruit ; let it heat gradually nnd then actually boil lor three or four min utes. utes.To To mnko n rcn'ly delicious dder cake beat three cups of sugar , one of butter , nnd yolks of four eggs to n cream , then stir in six cupa of flour ( not heaping cups ) , beat till smooth nnd light. Put one teaspoonful of soda into a Inrgo cup of sour cider nnd stir quickly , before - fore it stops foaming ; beat It Into the cake batter ; when this is accomplished add ono cap full of atoned and chopped raisins , well floured , nud last of all the whites of four f crg beaten to n stiff froth , Bake at once In loaf. Put A buttotcd paper in the bottom of tbe cake pan. A very beautiful imported toili'.to ' has the bodlco nnd train of rich enhnon < red bro- cided silk. The front of the dt 9 has a tnbller of old-gold satin covered with poail- om'jroidcrod not , with bands of embroidered satin in the colors of the sill ; nud satin. The tablier is edged with a deep pearl fringe , which falls over n plaited llounca nt the bottom tom of the skirt. The tram U lined with the old gold-g.itln , nnil is turned b ick nt the sides so n4 to display tha lining. The front ot tha bodice has n pieceof Ins fatta covered with the embroidered net , let In the front ; the edges are outlined with poarlx. Thu bnsquo falls over n short Louis XIII , iiifllo of the satin. A AVoiimn'H "I am so weary of my home ! " she cries , 'And of its endlefa task so in nn nnd small ; I love to mingle with the world outiido , To drink from life's aweet cup ; the drops that fall From benkorsotherdosp.though gladly quaffed , .Slake not my thirst , my hand must hold the draught. " She feela n little hand slip into hert , And little fingers clinging to her ROWH , And in her htnrt a tender memory stirs Of violet lids by early death shut down ; And ns she lifts the little hmderer up "Idrink"shecries , "at Jeast from lovo's full cup. " "Forgive. dcnrT.ord , forgive the foolish speech , Fur love is all ; without it life ia naught : Let me but have the blessing in my reach. And I will never more complain of aught ; Llfo'd cue may hold for woman what it will Without love s wino she will ba thirsty still. " PEPPEHM1NT DKOPS. The man who never lies laughs if ho is called a liar. [ Old Saw. "Good-bye , sweet tart , " said the tramp he a wallowed it. [ Carl Pretzel's Weekly. A ring around the moon is n sign of rain. A riog around a girl's finger ia also u eign of reign. "I've joined the TVmiane , " tnld Smith , na went to dinner , "I'm going to dine a mite. " [ Troy Times. Nnturnl gas in Pittsburg soils for twelve and one-half cents per 1000 feet , possible ex plosions thrown in , A burglar bit a sweet potato which waa loft on the supper table ol the house which he was rifling , nnd the print of his teeth furnished the cluu th.it resulted in his nrreat. A man in Georgia tells of a 10-pound trout which stopped n mill wheel , Hither the wheel must have been smaller than the trout or the lie bigger than the mill. [ Boston Post. They tell a remarkable story of a woman In Pennsylvania who has refused to talk to all but three persona for the last twenty-five years. What a bleseine such a woman would be In come families ! exclaims a married editor. "What nre you looking at , old pal ? " asked the postman of Mrs , Mulligan. "Shure , nn' I just thinkin' , " said Mrs. Mulligan , "how fnme me b'y Moiko will be lukin' whin tie eita thim clothes on. " Mrs. Mulligan's Moike voted for Cleveland. Dress coats to be worn this reason. For Investigating Committees A coat of white wash. For Shoddyitos A coat of urms. For Whooperupg A coat of red paint. For Ugly Facts A coat of varnish. At Select Parties A cjteiie. [ Pittaburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Mistress ' 'There it goes again. Mary , do yen sen that door ? " Maid "Yosfiim. " "Mistress "Well , you have left it opon. Were you brought up in a fawmill ? " Maid Nome , I has alters lived with fain ilii'j as can afford door-springs. " "You have to work pretty hard , don't you1 eaid a good-natured old gnntleman to n ear driver. "Well , I should smile , but I have no cause to complain " "Why not ! " ' 'Be- c.mso my boss is BO liberal that he gives mo eighteen hours to di > my day's work in , while you poor bankers have to crowd your work into about four hours. " fNnw York Journal. "Mamma , who is that poor , sad man in the other oiid of the car ? " "Hush , darling , he m y hear you.1 "Poor man ; I "epecthis folka id all dead , " "Keep quiet , pet " "I do believe liove he'd going to o'y , mamma. Poor man ? " "Do keep still , child. " "But mamma , who is ha aud what's the matter with him ? " "Hush , little one ; he's a humorist , but you're too little to understand tht'no things , " Oh , these southern llaral How we sink into - to mediocrity besides them ! Hear this one , fresh from the swamps of Florida : "Tom Orumgoolt ) , of Galneville , fired nt a p.itridgo which he saw ftittinfr on a rail near the ground aud killed eight others which he did not c a that were tilting in a bunch on the opposltu side of tbo fence. " Thin pri/e lie should be shipped to Now Orleans at once. ( ' ilhooly : "It's n very elegant uliter , as you say , Mr , Schaumburfr , and I would like to pay your price for it. but it is too long. It drag * on the ground , " Mose Schaumburg : "It looks like it might be f boost a leetlo long , but ven you valks dot street on , done poebloa vill admire dot elegant ulster so much dot your preast vlll schwell ott mit pride , HO dot maj be dot ulster vlll come up apove your knees. " So exceedingly decollete nro the dresses of thn ladies nt the Washington receptions thia winter that President Authur showa his embarrassment - barrassmont and diHuomfort. It Ia n great relief for high- minded and proper men to slip away from these vulgar exhibitions to the stern nnd rigid propriety of nn "Adamlets IMun" entertainment. The d ( Terence be tween an ultra-fashionablo woman and a fe- ma'e ' minstrel is thnt the one begins to nn\v off at the neck , the other at the feet. { Kansas City Times. EDIDLE bird's nest is the nest of tlie eon-swallow of tbo Malay archipelago , n bird of the size of a common martin. It builds its nest of a glutinous sub- etarico , which it is said to derive from n icu-wcod. This weed is swallowed and partly digested , and then disgorged and fashioned into a nest as largo as a coffee- cup. When fresh , those nesta are of a waxy-whito color , and are said to bo worth twice their weight in silver in the markets of China , where alouo they are sold , the general cost being $5 or more a pound , according to the ago of the ucBts. The taste of dishes pre pared from these r sts is said to be in sipid , but the Ohiuoso prize them , not , perhaps , so mur-iyfor their taste , an for their suppf > " ' , a tonic and nphrodjsiao powers Ailiy trio K llt > r s\\.tr , W , b t r.Ti jl.l . inhisUi'.T ' \ * i jcyli'l"hfynnilsiirfl " , Th ' it a wt in his hri'Von li .ir. An 1 Intterij. F irnestiyorc. . A yo.ith had dropped in with .1 piom And w < thcro wltln dun : And chHp Imd entered to toll him How how tha paper ought to bv tun , \n it ito subn tlbor had told him That hi sheet wasn't fit to bo road , Wlnli mother had carefully promised To pum h the editor's head. The foreman wns yelling for oopv And the wind whistled in at the door And this with a few other re.uons , la why the editor swore. But the ani el who took it to 1 leaven Koitirdcd this \erdlet thorc ; "Tho jury find in the present cast' , 'Tw.is n justifiable swear. " SATURDAY ELECTIONS. HtiHlmml nndVllc. . It's the slranRoat thing that over 1 knew , nd the most provoking 'twixt mo no you , id womnn whose got a man like me , V good provider , nnd steady nnd free Vitli nil lier folks with fumU salted down , Vnd as fine n house us nny In town , I'o be fomenting 'cause one child In ton Viu't quite as good n ho might have boon. It'3 a pretty good showing , it poems to mo , . 'hat onlyi * tentli of the lot should bo V little otf color , and that's what I sny To their mother twenty times n day ; Jut Ian't make her see it In that light ; Vnd she listens nnd waits night after night , Air the sound of his step , till 1 grow notlld That I almost curse both mother and child. 'Sho ' ought to live for the others , you know , And lot the tormenting vagabond go Vud follow his ways and take the pain 3ut I tutn him out and flho calls him again , . his innlcos n hardness between her and mo , r\ud the wdrtt of it it > the children agree .hat I'm in the right. You'd pity her , then.- iitch timen I think I'm the meanest of men , 'I'vn ' armed and scolded nnd coaxoi without oud , lor answer is always ! 'My bqy has one friind s IODK ns I live , and your charge is nntruo That my heart holds no niuallovo for you And all the rest. But the ono gene astray pds me the moat , and you'll find 'tis the way Of all mothers to hold close to the ono iVho hurts her the most. Bo love's work Is dono. ' 'Now what can 1 say to such \\-orda in thono ? 'm not convinced , ns the history shows , 13ut I often wonder which ono is right , iVs t hoar her light step night nftor night , Hero and there , to the window and dooi , I\B she waits with a heart that is heavy nnd sore. wi h the boy dead ; while Lo gives her life [ ' snvo him from sin , There's husband and wife , " Household Hints. Glycerine will remove coll'eo and other italns from white or colored goods. In hanging p'cturos the brightest col- ilors should bo put lu the darkest corners f the room. Pressed leaves placed between sheets if glars , bonlercd by n plash frame , are lecd for screens. Braes candles' ' ids made to hang before i mirror , purposely arranged to reflect ho light , give a very charming effect. Among novelties is that of a paper .veight . In the form of a brass glove deftly modelled and the top turned over at the wrlat. Old marble or wooden mantels nmy bo tainted with two or three eoata of oil olor to nutch the prevailing tints of the omalning woodwork. Waste paper baskets are made of Chi aeso at raw , painted floraldesign with oiler , he style being neon ia racks for paper doors for cupboards , etc. A glsza of carmine or lake will pro duce a rcsewood flnieh. A tarpentine ixtrnct of alkanet root produces beaatifal tain which admits of French polishing. A bracknt towel rack is arranged with movable bar to suspend an embroidered nir'aia ' over the towel bar , the bracket ihelf providing for a vase or other ob- ect. Progress ot the Colored Man. The colored man in the south contln es to givp evidence cf his progress to rards a higher stage of civilization. List 'aosd.iy a negro in Atlanta ended his Ife In a manner which showed that he lad made a careful study of his white rctlier'a methods of suicide. He took a caded Enfield rifle , tied -whip-lash with loop in It to the trigger , and , placing ho mnz/.lo of the weapon nnder hia coin , 'iecharged it by patting his foot In the oop. The whole ) thing was so neatly 'ono that the suicide's hat still remained n his head when ho was found dead. I'ulntH on Poker. Shorthand A bob-Ud flush.Life. [ . A worthy couple A pair of acoa , [ Boston 'ost. ' The man who plays poker t'ikcH pot luck , t the table.Cmuiunati [ Commoicial Travel er , A four-in-hand Four .ices. [ hife. A sigh A straight with a solitaire on tap , f Uoaton tar. If there is n good etako up , four aee.s are bettor four-m-hnnd than a fuur-horso team , [ New Orleans I'll ; yuiiB. The poet who a short timoagos ng"I Have ! 'ound JMy Queen , " U now sorry for It. The ithor man , it transpires , found his ace. [ 13os- in Post. A pootsings "I've Found My Queen. " That s a very small subject for a pjom , wo should Miink , If he wanted to write Honu-thing of ntert-st he ouslit to einf al > out three queens nd a , pair of jacks , or four aces and a king , Graphic. "Hubby , what were you dreaming about ast night when you saiii you would straddle , ho blind ? " "Me ! Strad Oh , yes , I was dreamin ? I was going for a horseback ride on a blind lorso. ' "Oh , I see , That accounts for the rest you aid. You was eolngto ride over and call on 'our ' auntie , weren't you , huU > yJ" Irvine and American Audiences , In the British FortnlgVly Mr. Irving has an article on American andiences , dissecting Us qualities. Mr. Irving keenly says : 'Tnn dominant character istics of an Amciicau audience is Im partiality. They do not ait in judgment , resenting as positive otlences lack ol power to convey meanings or a diver gence in the interpretation of a particular character or scene. When I hey do netlike like a performance they simp'y gt away. And here Is a kindly feeling toward the actor. As an individual part of thai recognition of Individuality , so strikingly characteristic in American life-and cua toms , Is tbolr thorough enjoyment Another point , they are not only quick to undorttini and appreciate but the ; take a genuine pleasure in the exprea elon and approval , They are not nu- passed in quickness and ceinpletenois r comprehension by any audience I have yet seen. " Sherman ns a KUsrr. One miming wltUe General Sherman Ylls visit ng W < v\h ugt < n lately , ho mt Q.noral Scainok on the streHt. "Ilo are you Schtnail" said the blutl' old war Hor. "Voa ro Itiuk'ng ' spbudWl/ . 1 \e , ' wa.s txp > p1\ , " 1 na hrst-rato , aven't felt . . well vn the laUs on t > * Jtyearr. Hut. tell me General , w'v ' tl it rcrv prt * y \ \ x.iti you loiM.l tV > r 'ho r C'ptvn iho ether n' ut' ' rii > j war liii-np pondered n nuiiien * . and xi'lamad : ' 'Oh , 1 remember ) but bleu 1 know who she was " "Did yon know ho wa n married worn n' " a ked choncK. "No , indeed , " slid tlio Gon- nl , Inushlntr , "ami 1 haven't neon her Inco. Yon ace they 1 stood up in a no mid 1 jast nndtil in ; Imt I iciiiom- er Iho ono you nionn. " The two old ricnds trlod to Hgtira out the pedigree f the Imsed woman , but the cna only now that she was inarriud nnd the thor tint ( ho was klts blo. Finally , General Sehonck said : "Will , anyhow , hormnn , 1 ndmiro your taatn. " "Yea,1 omnrkod General Shoiman , with a winkle in his eye , "aho waa tine , certain- r. Did your notice how well aho atood pen her fetlock joints ? She WAS a tiuo oinan. " LoinoiiAde , Once my love and I together , In the midst of xummor weather , [ ado some lumoirido , and found It most as tonishingly nice. How ehe squeezed the lemons neatly , Touched their severed h.ihos discretely Vlth her dainty milk-whita ( uigors , nnd I triocl to ( .ounJ the ii-o ! Tnsu I whispered words concornliiR Certain hopes the words werobiirninpr , 'hough I think the ice had rendered n lest ardent leer ehilly. lut ! her ewootnefs , who could doubt it ? Not n trace of tart about it , f the nir did smell of lemons as I murmured something flilly. Ah , thero'H nuthiiip more begullinc Than a pretty v\r \ ] , who , smiling , .sks your help In equeezinR lemong , to com pound a lemonnilo. Fcr wlilto hnn la can look so pleasing That the necessary squeezing sn't nil done on the lemon ? , us it elioulil be , I'm afraid , Onea ugaln wo too nto browiut- .Sei' , up < m the gaslight stewing Is n funny little nauce-p.m with n drink that's not for mo , Nor for her. And , truth to toll , Neither of ns likes tha smell ; < "or this funny little eawo-pan is quite full cf catnip tea. [ Bessie Chan Jlor , in I'uek's Annunl , AH OlJcot of Envy to Jinny. A Now York woman who is snlug for a livorco says she "hds boon married eight ears and has never neon her husband. ' t Is Impoeaiblo for some husbands to pleaao their vivea. This Now York woman eeoms to bo unusually favond in a matrimonial way and doesn't know It. iVhan she wants to ask her hasband for 20 for a now bonnet It may bo a little nconvenlo nt not to have him around , ) ut look at the compensations ! No .roueors . to half-solo , no buttons to sow on , no boots to help pull oil' when hu comes homo pros ! rated from overwork , and no other domeotic labors of that character. She will bo envied by thous nds of marritd women. ( Norristown Herald. A Combination , A little boy , A piece ot striupr , A kettle , dog and tail. A heap of joy , A Hiiddon spring , A long and piercing wail , A leather strap , A heavy baud , A Mmirin , a licit , and squeals ; A sounding rap , He'll ha\e to stand For a week to oat his meals. -Hoston Post. A IVaBtiington Beauty. St. Louie Globe-Democrat. A very pretty woman , who has reap- ) eared in Washington this year , is Mrs. 3corgo Spencer , wife of the ox-senator 'roni Alabama. Six years ago society was excited when the senator went over to Sow York , married Miss Nimez , a incin- > er of a theater company there , and n-ought his brde hero. She was a Mis- sisspp'an by birth and related to several generals of the confederate and Egyptian lervlce , and is still a very beautiful woman of the slender Spanish type. As she ap- ) eared the other day , making some aftcr- 10011 calls upon ladies in the same hotel .vhercsho is staying , she was the striking igaro of the occ-jsion. She wore a loiij ; > laek velvet dress , an immense black Ru- ens hat covered with black plumes , very eng black g eves and earned a largo fan > f black ostiich feathers , wliich , in its graceful motions , fecondud the wonderful ilay of her large dark eyes under the thin rching brows. She held a whole com- iany of lady's spellbound and fascinated , nd that is the laat and most uruoinl test f any pietty woman's talents. CONNUBIAljlTIE9. If you can't marry a woman of sense , young man , imrry .1 woman of doll.ira. A London reporter recently eloped with a irl worth only S10.IOO , Newspaper men met bo poorly paid on the other sido. A soldier named Pradler , who die recently ; Auroux , Franco , w.'n a century old before married , and he lived with his wife eight ears. Mrs. Tom Thumb and Count Hoaobud , two [ me museum widgets , representing n com- ined capital of $100,000 , nro engaged to bo larried. During an examination a mediial student elng sisked the question , "When does moitl- cation ensut ) ! " replied : "When you poji the uostion , nnd uio answered 'n ( > ' " Muvnr ask your IntondodV father about his ueiness matters. He might susrwct you had nercernnry motivoa in viow. When at his osldente put in all your time with the young udy. The best way to find out his business undine' is li > inquire nt the commercial igency. Young Wife ' I never knew my husbind o lose ma p-esieiica of mind but once , and that was when we were marriod. It was lee ab- urd. IIo was i ) p.ile aB-afthnet , and it took ilia nearly five mlnutei ttv find the ring , " ) ld R-ichalor ( grimly ) ' "I'otsihly bo re.illzed lisimmintnt danger , niadajn.-d [ n Fran KXI Chronicle. Bill Wder nod Miss Hlon Kindly , of Unus. on , havn kaen engaged to 1 > < married forsoinu ime. The other night old Mr * . Kindly oamii nto the parlor \\liero thn Io > er8 wsre anil ound them scowling and fikjbtlnif like oats and jogs. "Mv gooi ] gfocloiu , Helen , how can rou iiiirurel BO with William ? People out un ho street will think you axemarrieU already. " -Taiaa.Slf [ tings. On the morning of January 27 , IVter .7 , toynold was marrkdin New York to u. beau Iful you gvoiian , After the widdlng ! e * .ivitlea the proarn , complained U a severe % > ld , but aa hu WM sir ng nnd healthy he paid but little attention to it. On WrdaettUy hu i an prostrated , and at midnight ho dioti from ineumonla The Wide of a day remains ilunged In grief so intense that her relatives 'ear her mlxd ha become affected by ihtt end' ' den shock. Amen ? tha gifts at n recent faiiiionable wreding , " writes Clara Ui-llo , "wu a hand some , gold-mounted , gem iYcoraUd bottle for perfumery. Ic hail a klsd of squirt-gun on the no2zlu , so that It might bo used to inray the contents over tha rooxi. The eyei of th e fond iftther lit on this tiling , 'Who lui rlar J to eend my daughter a nursing bottle ? " he said , "It is on intuit. It ij indelicato. Of tourna , BIU will havu children , but this | nti- nated that , of ojurae , > he won't do h r duty in n maternal mauiur.1 He wanhushnt'.and in- stiui-ted , but not before the itory got a start. " "WilKN a writer awoiirs bycauso his articles are refused , U'H ; i pvoof that re jected communications corrupt good crionners , THADC HtrTMARK. . 1'rrc fnnii Opiitlr * , 1'iiittlci mill /'olviin. A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE OURE I'ar C iiirli , "nro Tlirtml. llonronrw , InfliiMiia , Cold * , llrnnrliltls t Mtnp , \ \ lionplnff I'ungh , AMlittin. Qnln ) . I'Aln * In t'hrvt. ftnilMlit-r Aft" u * i i f tliftTlirmit n i Lung * . Prlrp no oi-ntun imlt lo oM tiv lirnecI'M nnd Deal er * lrtlr * unaM , li inAttrr thrlr < tnilrr tnt > rnint\au \ grill r ir itifni irlll f rtMlwtllei.t.xiirriirfiiirad JXJIJ , by ttnillnff nnr ,1 .itiir to . i.ioiitmt rnnrtM , 8alao tti-ri * n1 MnntirirtMr * , lUlllmnrr , .Miirj Inn. ! , f. 5. iCROFULA A girl In my cmio | } han lircn ciirc < l o ( constltu- lonal tcrotiila liy the uim of S Ht' Si < ocillr- J , O. MiUAMit , , Allatoona , ( la. sirentlcinan Is tlio latter ol the ClD > cruur ot Vamlcrbllt's millions cnnU not bur Irommowliat Sivllt'sSpccino IK-IS ilonc for inc. It cured mo ot icrofula of 15 jonrs' Rtamllng. Mils. KUZ.MIRTII DAKEII , Acnorlli,0a. TETTER AltersnfTorlnn with Tetter for olo\cn josrs , Mul lu\ltii ; nil Boriso ( trcaluiout , 1 was ro llotcilcntirclj bj Unltt's Specific. I , . II , Lr.i , Rawson , Oa. SNATOIIKDPnOMTlIKOIlAVK-I was ( .rciicli1 . to death's door liy a crmMnatlmi of rcrcnit nnil erjdiicla * , from nh'rh I hail Rudi'red for tlnec ) cars Vi'nf treated liy pcril I lij kUn with lodlno ( ifltai- flam , uhiih a ciiud to feed the clUemo. I liaMbren cured xnnnd nndcll In ttiou-ent S ll 's Spoclllo. lilts. HUUII K , Ti R.SKK , Iluinliolilt , Icnn. Specific Iscnttrptyvesotablc. Trcallsooii Blooj and Skin Diseases mailed fnu Tim StmrSriMHc Co. , Dr wor 3 , AtlnnU , Ua. , orlBOW S.1J St , Kuw York. Oironlr % Vrrrnim < llilrk , WurtC'unw. . . hod JBS11yrlttrn attaranlfa afv Hn rvervtia * * itntlfrtalrnt * -8endtwi > itttiiinforVlibratidllcdlCilWork , AddrcK. III. . CI.AJIKK , M. Jji80So > a Uatk btrc. t , C u.i AGO. ILL. thrls on llorllcl. ' rood. " wrilo luindrnn of pr.vt 'till innthor * Tothnrh * hulk contnlitH no ftatdi 1IOHI.K KSTOODrOUINrAKTSIfrco f 11 nn tarci ) ) n-iimrrs no cookluir 1 ho lx t tmxl tit no illli or Kleknpi > 8 for INl'AK'I S 1 Unboi-t dli t lorI srLPTICS nnd INVALIDS IllKlilylM-iietkif iTiHin-Iuif inollipinnsMilrliik IMcc-IOandTSc. AJ driii < vl tH llookontlic tirnlinciitof childrenfroa I Sellers It to do * uptTlor in imythln r > f tli kin I TorclilUrfn ' n tnimom , M It. .Vu-JVl. I'tihefll-\lluiil } trononncc It hc IM.HI Kwxl la tli-niArkrt " ' At Htrrttt J/ . / > . , Jtoiton Our of fre'irit fulistltul. < for tuotlier mlllc " / / tl IbOtm.JI > > HiooUsmM J" \Till lie pent' t scall on receipt of price In plumps. IIO'U.IC Ji-H FOOIl CO. , Rtirlne , Win. - ITsj Hoi % WT 'S I - TTI AOT or DOCTOR WHITTIER G17 St. Clmrlcs St. , St. Louis , Ho. A regular grada&teof tno Medical Colle eii , ban lie ? n lonjfet Ofr Kedln the special t rent men t of OaiLontc , NiB\oiaBiit Aod HLOOD Pi tmutbBQ ny other f By ilelnn Jn fit , LouU , M city rr r * shov and nil oM Tf Id nti ( know. Nervous Prostration , Debttity. Mcntpl and Physical Weakness ; Mercurial and olho' .c * tlons of Throat * Skin or Bones , Blood Pofu ag , old Sores and Ulcers. * n > trf 9c4 with unrrUeiwi QCCCP * , on Uteit icIentiUo prlnclrlci. Hk * ( | > ritftte1j. Disease * Arising from lndbcretfonp Excess , Exposure or Indulgence , Mch prMuce tome of tba foIloMog effect ! I nervouiDemr , ( I bllitT , ffltnent of > Ubt ftaddtfrcthe rnemorj , pimples on the fn * , i/b/ileal decnjv Everiloo to tht jocfetj of renmlen , coaiUBl * * of tJtaa , etft , rcnd&riDff Uarrlatce impropeo OP unhappy , Krmantttlyoared , ramphlel(3ft ( rtgei ) tke ate r , K t < ealetl enrclopc , free to nor odiln us * Coittultallon at * f flco or by malt free , and Invited. Wrlto for qnnUooi. A Positive Written Guarantee givea In all ear&ble cntes. Mpdlolnca ( teat everywhere. Pamphlets , Enellah or German , < H pocoi , do- above diseases , In inoioor female , MARRIAGE CUBDE ! Oneplnlei , llluitrated la elolh Ba. uone7 or pongfl ; fams. | . p p ctm ii , . Tbli b iS lDi all tb curleui , doubml'or lQouMort ! wut ! kuvir , 1 book of jtruit | DC > U | lo all. Uulm. Baata. \VlllpiirIiyllio L . Iain the LIV/En anil KIDNEYS. and KKKTOIIU Tin : JttKAi.TM nd viaon or votwcir. uy - > slu'aiit of AO'f ' Dtei u. Kesllnn , I.tc' : < it * titrvnpth. "enroll. lmi"S , iimu'lciaiul urrvreLivo ntwloieo ICi livcun tha uilnd unit - "rain I'UWIT. . . . , , n..u..i uonipl.iliitn . i ) . . . . will arm t"MOf u - " " " -.M' iii-i..ll.irtp ni.ib. alt - dnd In DIl. E ; ' BrEil'fJ IBCM TONIC n rafa flDJ ( eiiccdjr euro. UIUCBS tlcar. lieaitliy ci/aiiiluxlon. Fro'iiiint ' bticniptfi at c- - ' -r > , ' liM onlyailii io tlmpopularllyui tliuoilirltml. Uouulvxpun tticnt gltliuiiiiiv\i. ANII lli.sr. Ht-pdyouriirtilrwito'lhiilir. Inrl ! rM < l 5o. St-Ix5uln , Mofur our"DKEAM KOOK. " " llnf Ktr nvfin Mfwfal lrirnriDat > nn In * Ilnwln ti urea Imp- pv chtldhoi d l a < | IIOB- fhn of' p o t rnuincnt > a tjos. whi for am foii nro unalile to nldi tAu llttlu line Uh nrJnire'a nupply , Mlu tlia Hc'c'ctlon of i wet nur e lx attended with arocti ililllculty ml rick. Rend to VVoolrii'.i k Oo , I'll- inor. Mass , for pirn cUas the subject , uH to il ti uixon > liin > ro.red moio children , all uthcr foods aanblnul Put up In lour 35o. , Mo , , 3.Sfi nd JliTG. For EftU by U e\ory l cio M OQLl 1CII & C0i.ra Ubtl OMAHA MEDICAL A > ND SURGICAL DISPENSARY CROUPE'S BUCK , lOthand Capitol Avaane , tr U a.'l easel Clip VUwl 01 l > Iji iei also diseases-Jf IL Heryous System , Throat , Lungs and Urinary Organs A3 catet O Oaivatnie Of the Brine , CrorAtd F el Lf.rr and Arna. Dlteaaea of tlti Illp , HD . atd ' . kle Jolntl. Also Ohronlo aflictlOUB ollbe Llvu fUieumatlam , Faralili , niu , Uker , 0 U rh , Ada na and Bronchltlt are all treaW by nvw and uo- jonblul method ) . All dbwaaoa cf tbe Blood and Urtn- iry OIIIUJB , Including the e > MUltlng fiom Inckcro- UCP , or cjposuie , are safil ) end luoccoarully tmated Toung men , middle aged , and old men soBerlng tfom WcakneM and Norvcos txhauttlon , produdnv ndlKestlcn , Palpitation of tbe Ue&it , Deipondtnuy Ulixtivtes , Ixiea of llemory.taci Ol Knerey nd Am bltlon , can b restored to health and vigor , If o e la not 1(0 long neglected. The Surgeon In charge was iirpsldent Ol the Northwestern Surgical lustl tiilo and Surgeon ut khe NatlrmsU Rurglcallmtltute If allllctod , call or w lt lull description otyout caw lud niodiolno may b etat jou. Ooiuultatloti die. Aildrte Om ha I ) ! i. iistry , Ciounie Jllprju Oii.j.li , Nl. Oer ! boot 10. a.n > . , l-la T-rdi 4i < ri < tv -10 in 11-u.uixif nil truflii'f JgcnU. Wo have nans > ci .1 ir i i Irculan CITY The romarknblo growth of Omhi dnrlng the laat fox yonra ( s mutter of great aatonlahmont to those who pay t > occnalonnl visit to this growing oltr. Th development of the StocV Yards thu nocosafty of the Bolt Lint Road the. Qnoly paved ntreota the hundreds of now roaluoncoa ud costly business blocks , with thu population of oar city more than doubled hi the lost five yearn , All thli Is o great surprise to visitor * nnd la tha admiration of onr oltlzons. This rapid growth , the btinlnona activity , and tha many anbaUntlal Improvements tnadn a lively doniand for Omaha real oointo , and every Investor hnn made a handaom * profit. Since the Wall Street panlo May , with the snbsonnont cry of hxrd tlmoe , there has boon lone demand from opocula- tors , bat a fair demand from lavoator * Booking homos. This latter claps nro taking advaut&go of low prlcas In build ing material nnd nro securing their homer at innch less cost tlmn will bo possible A year hence , Spoonlnton , too , can bny real oota * a chonpor noir nnd onght to take ndvautiro of proa out prices foe fctnr * pro ts. The next few years promises gjoato * d wol opmontg tn Omaha than the past livi yearn , which have boon as good awe wo could roaaouably doelro. Now man ufacturing ostabliahmouta and largo Job bing houoea are added almost weekly , and all add to the prosperity of Omaha. There are many In Omaha and through- bat the State , who have tholr money in the baakn drawing a nominal rate ol toroat , which , If jndlclonoly Invested ! Omaha real estate , would bring them rnnoh greater rotnrun. We have man/ bargains which ire are confident will bring the purchaser largo pronto tn th near future. We have for sale the finest resi dence property in the north and western parta of the city. North we have fine lots nt reason able prices on Sherman avenue,17th. 18th , 19th and 20th streets. West on Farnaru , Davenport , Guming , and all the leading streets in that direction. The grading of Farnnm , Califor nia and Davenport streets has made accessible Borne of the finest and cheapest residence property in the city , and with the building of the street car line out Farnam , the pro perty in tliewestern part of the city will increase in valun We also have the agency for the Syndicate and Stock Yards proper ty in the south part of the city. The developments made in this section by the Stock Yards Company and the railroads will certainly double the price in a short time. We also have some tine business lota aud some elegant , inside resi- dejicep for Halo , Parties wishing to invest will find * some good bargains by calling u BROKERS. 213 ? eon Faania'ji and Douglas. P. S. Wr na > . thoflo who have -oyerly fov salp ut n bargain to give us a callWe wnnt only bargaina We will r PJt'.voly not handle prop < rlv at 099 than its real value.