THE DAILY BEE-THURSDAY , JANUARY 29 , 1885. Words of Wnrntnjz nntl Comfort yon tra suffering trom poor titnlth or languishing on a wd ol aleknti' , takefh r llyou are lu > p y ailing ! ° r II you leel we k ind dliplrltcd , 1 without rl r y know. Mi IT Hhv.ll .p Hitlers 'will > ui lycara you " It y uaro a minister , nd hare omtiiodynuMelf with your piston ) auilca , or mother , worn out with CMC nd * oiknr amanof lul-lncsi or labor , KMktncd by the stiam ol your emyd\ydn- tlon ornnun nil ttatstoilag oror your mlinlght work , Hop Iltt ri will most dutely strengthen y u. If yon ro suffering from ovor-pating or drinking , any Indlecrotion or disslpn tion , or aru youni ; and growing too fast M is often the case , or It you re In IU workshop , on the 'f rm at the dull , anywheie , nd feel 'thit your J it J4 tiooJs clotnslng , ton- 'Irp , tilmuUtlng. Without Intoiltat- 'Inir , llyciu TO old , 'hlord th n and Impure , pula 'feeble , n 'voa uu leidylculilo ) wnnlnf. Hop Ritttrsls what you need to ' ( Ira you new lilt , health and rigor , " If yon are o'stlr * . or dypejitlo or sufler. leg from y < f the other rmmeroui dls- eatoi of the stomach cr bowelt , It is your own fault If you remain 11 , II you nro wmlnir away with any form of Klilncydl'CMe , ttip tvrnp'lng ' death thlj monunt , and turn lor n euro to Hop Bltton. If yon nro elck with tbnt terrible sick noaa , NorvomneBS , yea will find a "Balm In Glload" in Hop Bittur . If yeti nro ft frequenter or n resident of a miiurrmtlc district , barricade your tya- torn affiinit the scout K.I of nil countries Malaria , Jvpid'tnic. bilious ntid Inter- inlUent IOKHB by tlio UBS of Hop Bitter * . If you have rouRli , pimply , or sallow kln , bad breath , Hop liltttM will gUo you fair nkln , rich blood , the woetcat breath and henlili. SV 0 will bo paid for a case t hey will nut euro or help. "Oh , how I do with my xkio wan aa cloir 'nnd soft na your' , " enld a lndy to a fri-nd "You can ounily mike It HO , " nnswored the friend. 'JJIonV" ii < rulreil the firat lady , "Ity utlaK hup Diitors tlut makoa jniro.rlch blood and hloumlng hunltli. It did for mo ai you ol'Borvo. tCfi.N7ono Reniiino without a bunch of green Hopa on the white labjl Slum oil the \llo , poisonous stall with " " " " , "Hop" or "Hopa"iu their unino , Ilo8tctt r'8 Htum- noh Hitters Is the article ( ticle t iryou.lt atltnu | liloa the falling en ergies , Imlg rat.B the body aid choTj the mln I. Itcnablua the fy tam to throw OH the debilitating effects tf undue fa- ff UKUO , glvca renew * i i ; \lgnrto the organs jfe of litest on , ntou c9 a ! tlio liver when Inao / - lhoitne B the jad cd ippctlto , and on- coumges healthful repose. Its Ingredi ents arosifo , and Its oicdm lalj , which consist In the heArty endorsement of per sons ol o > ory class society , are most convincing for sale by all Diug- RlaU and Dealers 'cnorallv ' . .I. m * * l > 7ivvi > . * . DurrW * . r M.d Atu. . Ml ftll j * M.r * cf IU Mitcilr Oncni. A "w drffpM Import m dvllu'ciu C m Oo rlM * i > r rhkipnn . kuJ t All luDin r ilrlnki Trf It. vtt > . . -rwO'H ' .ilk ik tdui pair or rtiurtl't for t bIIK.J II.D Hlt w. ZX BOTTLES , , . . . . . . . - - Bavaria , Cairn bionar , . . . . . .Bavaria Pilaaor - , . . . > . . Bohemian , Kaidnr. . . . . . . . . . * - * , - * .BTflmen. DOMESTIC. Badroiser .St , Loais. Anhnuser. . . . . .Sfc. Louie. j3est'a Milwaulrep. Scblitz-PilBner . . . . . .Milwaukee. Krucfo . . . . . . . . . . . . .OmnliQ. Ale. Potter. Domestic and Rhine ' 'D. MAURER. ISIB'FarnamSt. 27e Larqcst JLiiie in the City. Not But Clieape than Any Store in the City. V. 9 CuiniiJfir St. 2407 - - - - . HewWooawort ! HwAttactonti Warranted 5 Years J SOLD ON EASY PAYMENTS , SHORl HAND. A. rnoohlno fur elort- hand writingweight Send for circulars. Stripe & Miller , Agents , 1517 Harnoy treetOaaliA , Neb. TWENTY INAUGURATIONS. I AD Elites Tells of the Cercmi nits frcm Mown to QarlMil , s juul Scones In Wnshlngtoti 01 Pnys ot AatlonnI Waihington Lultcr to Boston Globe. Capt. Dtnifll Armiatoad , n vonorablp citizen of 8 ! ) , now living on the farm 11 hla son , near F < iU ) church , on the Vir gioia nhoro of the Potuinc1 , hat wlt < neaecd twenty presidential inaagurjtkm , nDdottbtodly nu ozpcrlerlonco of whicl no other Ainorlcan can boast. Moreover the old gentlopian has boon an accurate observer of events during bis long lifo and his reminiscences nro exceptionally racy and Interesting. Ilia own career has bean picturesquely varied , but not stotmy. Ills ltlo of captain was won , not fit the canon's month , butns the commsndor of a piiinltivo boat , whiih , in the early part of the contrrfy , ho plied from the Oeorgo town wharf to Ooocqiuln Falls and Inter mediate landings. JJio first mlvcnturo in bniinoss was as a waitlntr boy at the nn- ciont Coloraan house. Then ho became an nmatour ralnttrel , a livotystablo koi per or , nn oyater morclunt , a doilor in roul estate , a contractor and a farmer in suc cession. All this tlmo ho has lived nt Washing ton , or Falls Ohuroh , which is only n fuw miles distant , an interested witness to the many econta that hnvo nttendud thoerw.h of the modflrn republic , fie was at the second inauguration of Ji ffar- am in 1805 , and ho aaw the Britiah burn the capiti 1 in 1815. The faces of the early statesmen tuo photographed on his nioniory. Ho saw the southern statesmen turn their backs on the capltol In 1801 , nud ho has lived to ooo them return. "I WOH proaont nt the second inauguri- tion of JUFirjon , " said Oipt. Armiatead , "but I must admit that I do not rocol loot much * bout it. I was then only 8 years old. I went to the capitol with my father. I remember Mr , Jeffoisw when ho namn into the eonato and took the cath. Ho was dressed in brown clothes , and ho spoke so low Unit the psoplo could not hear him , 1 know I got so tired I went to sleep , and ray father nroiuod mo by n thump on the head. "I have n lively rocol'cstion pf THE INAOOUItATION OP JAMES MADISON in 1801) ) . The whole papula'ion ' turned otic _ to vitncss the cetcinonics. Mr. Madison wns escorted lo the capitol by a batnllion of cavalry , and ho was constan ly cheered along the line of march. There were 10,000 people nt the east front of the capitol , and there was such a pressure to got near the platform where Mr. Mndi- son stood that several fainted , find there AV. re some fights between lowdics. After the inaugu ntion Mr Mndisou tried to got aw y fconvtho crowd , but they fol low , d his car iagi to the white house , atid such cheering 1 have no roc heanl since. 'J ho president Wdsdicssed in homespun , and that seemed to cicato in no cmhusi asm than anything else. The ladies went wild over Mrs Madison. Ono incident at the Vhi o hous gate caused much cx- litcincnt. 'J ho Engl sh feeling had not all died out at that day and a man named Montgomery , who b longed to a Tory family in Maryland , made himself vc.y odious by eaying that Madison tad ought to bo hung. The crowd used him pretty roughly , gougi gout an eye and breaking his nose. I saw that same fellow , badly disfigmed at the second inauguration of Madison. The Biitieh having burned the capitol tel , the inauguration of Mr. James Mon roe in 1817 took place in Congress hall. His Inaugural speech was mcdo from an elevated platfonn east of the cnpltol , which was then bting rebuilt. Mr. Mon roe rode in a curriago drawn by two white horses , followed by an immense procotslon. There were two baitorioi of artillery in lino. There was a brilliant scene in the senate chambtr. Many rlchlydrcssad ladles occupied chairs on the senate floor , the senators Htandlng. All the foro'gn ' dignitaries wore there , und Ili9 auptouie court-judges , including Chief Justice Marshall , who administered ' .ho oath of office. Alter the ceremonies hero was more artillery firing than 1 lava ever heard at any other maogura- ion. Tliare was a perfect roar in the navy yard nnd cannons boomed in the mbJie grounds opposite the capitol. " Capt. Armlalead givoa a graphic us- : ount of the impressive scene ut the trAUOirilATION OF JOHN QUINOY ADAMti n 1825. Calhoun was then vice presi dent , and Ol&y naj speaker of the bouse , on. .lickson , who had been a competi- ; or for the presidency , waj also pioieut , and excited great apjJiuso by his public congratulation of Mr. Adams. ' I have never B on any account oE it , " .aid the venerable ciptaln , "but 1 can tell you there was plenty of rowdyism on that day. Why , when Gen. Jackson came forward ana shook hands with Mr. [ \dam3 , a man in the crowd waved his hat and called out , 'Thiea cheers for Jackson. ' Ho wa > wry diunk , and there wore plenty of drunken people who cheered for Jeckson. About a dozen men wore so noisy that the police had to take them out of the capita ) , and the con fusion was terrible. That night , while the inauguration ball was In progress , crowds walked along the streets und aanp ar Icson campaign songs. Several pistol hots were fired. The saloons wore kept open all night nnd there were any num ber of fights Young desperadoes , eons of farmers In the neighboring counties , rode around the town all night , shouting and singing , At Georgetown Iliere was a general row in a bar-room , in which brass knuckles , clubs and kniVes wore used. Several persona were badly hurt , but , for n wonder , nobody was killed The next day it was reportej that Henry 01 y had boon shot at whila on his way from the inauguiaUon ball to his room , bnt I think t ha rumor wne , falto , Newspapers Ind not then bopun to make much of such things , and very little was said about these disgracefu' nes. " Hut nothing occurred In Washington that would equal the scones that took place at the inauguration of Jackson it J.820. 1 c saomod that every bully am desperado in the United States had sud denly come ta the capital. One-half the men Ind their trousers in their boots and s 1119 of them wore pistols in ful view. Washington was smtll than , nnc the lintels and boarding houses wouli not hold the crowds. It was the blgges swaim of people over soon here , most o the vlsltoia biing from the south am west , Tennessee being especialy wel represented. " "Everyman carried t , hickory stick and some women were necklaces of smal htekoiy nuta fancifully painted. On iu'ly bad a bonnet made of bicker leavet , and several horees in the pro ecu nn had hickory-hark bridles. Fuel yelling you never heird. It was like a whole tribe of Indiana let loose on th streets of Washington. Gen. Jackaoi accrued to enjoy these outlandish demon atrntlontf. Ho kept his Iut oil nnd smiled nt the crowd. 'Go in , Andy ; wo put you therel1 nnd 'Oivo > 'em fitf , Andy I' were ooruo of the oxpreBilons ho&rd , at nil of which the general amllod. " Uapt. A rmistcnA was nt the white house nftoitlio i'iingu ntion , and ho gives n lively nccount of the oxtrno'dinnry sccno that was enacted thero. llis ory fuinishcs n faithful record of JACKSOS'.S KXTUKMI1. DEMO CHACV , hut lie , doubtlus' , regretted that ho let it 150 so far on that day. Li is idea was that lie was the people s president , and that ho wanted to give the people a cordial wel- : omo nt the execu ivo mansion. Soicml li gshcads of orange punch wcro accord ingly prejiared for the crowd ice cream and wine for the ladies , and evrybody in- vtcd "Hi re must have been 10OiO icoplo around the white house , " said .apt. Armi scad. "It was tcally a howl- ng mob , the grca'cr ' part of it diunk and lisotderly. About fifty colored servants were engaged dipping out the orange much audgiving it in tumble B on waiters. > ut tlio c owd was impatient , and cursed nnd yelled. Finally several tubs of punch w re carried outside the house nnd the c owd followed , nnd that was the only way ho roughs could lie got en out of the white houso. "That was n lively year for bciuding- louie keepers. Mtny of the people who came ta the inauguration wcro after olli- ccs , and they staid hero for weeks , nut omo of them for months The inauguration of Mutln Van Bo on in 1837 did not crcnto jinuch excite ment , though there was n great ciorrd htra. The proceialon was the longcs' most orderly tbnt has over been seen n Washington. Tlioro was ranch more nriosity to see "Old Hickory" than Van 5arcn. The two loft the whlta honeo to- jetlier in a splendid carriage , which Ind > aoumadofiom the wood of the old rigito Constitution and pratcntcd to etidatit Jackson by the democrat ) pf Now York. Clay nnd Webster wcro in bo procession , nnd were conspicuous at lie inauguration corcimnie3 , but nuithor Ulhoun nor any of his friends \vero lieio. There was a strong fooling against Mlhoun at that time. The Jackeon dom- crats called him "Cataline , " and after 10 inauguration n crowd went down 'uonsylvania avenue joining iii the chorus f a soup , the exact wor < R of which 1 may coi remember , but it was something ito this : 'hero win ft pnllant oaf cr of blazing fire ; _ Id wai n noble blower nnd bragjincr nullifier ; lu'H d < nglu at 1(19 ( end of n ttviited hempen line. 10 came from South Carolina and his n.imo Is Cntalino. To tried to break the union of these glorious Btnt-p , 'lotting traitors And assassins were his wor thy mat ° 8 , Jut Old Hloi > ory , .with his award , called the countersign , .11J that waa the last wo heard of the ban- uhed Catolmo. "In spite of this fooling , howeverthero was no disorder. In fact , all the po'p t- lero seemed to be .lackson nnd Yon Bu- im democrats , and they had every thug ioir otrn wny. " * But the inauguration of Gen. Harrison n 1811 was , according to Capt. Armia- ead , t TUB MOST EXCITIXO KVENT f that kind which has yet marked the 11 story of tbh country. There was not 0 much rowdyism as marked the c lining f Jackson in 1829 , or the hood- nmiam that ushered in Polk in 1845 , iut the popular uprising was unprece- ented. and tbo victorious demonstra- ; iona tremendous. The day recorded the oatitution of the whlgstopower , and tie isguet of the overthrown democracy was well typified in the undignified conduct f the outgoing Vau Buren , who refused .o . appear at the Inauguration , or to meet larrlson. "The day was * -ho loveliest I ever saw nWashington , " said Capt. Armistoad. "I was opposlto the residence of Col. Seat on , ditor of the Intelligencer , when Ham- on came out with him and mounted his nilk-whito horsa. Ho was a magnificent ooklng man on horse-back ; Ho took his ilaco in a hollow aqna.ro of cavalry and ode that way to the capitol. Flags were [ jing and drums beating everywhere. The vast multitude chet rid constantly , and nil the church bells in the city lant ; merrily. The procession was as gay as a arnlval. Open baroncbes held beanti- nlly dressed ladles. The horses wcro overed with flags. Whole companies of men were coon-akin caps and other gro- 3squu trappings. Six white horsea were isrnossed to a car , on which there was a pinnlng-jonny in full operation. Other wagons were loaded with miniature log cabins and hard-cider barrels. An im mense log cabin on wheels was drawn by hirteen white horses. " The veterm observer of political elm go > has a hugo scrap-book of cam- wign clippings , wh'ch allbrd n curious in- ght into the hist ry of ea ly presidential canvab'oa. The canipa gn po t has ccr- aiuly been abroad since the days of Jcf- "oison. Ho was especially lively in tlio bities , nnd his poetry was as wretched , hcn as now , and oven moro voluminous. 1 hero is 0110 song with the appalling num- jor of twenty- verses said to have beou iiing on the day of Dar ison's inaugura ion. 1 hrco of these are given , to show hat Pegasus must have been turned out .o grass nt that time : Good bye to brave old Hickory And Van , his pliant tool ; Wo celebrate the victory That brings the penplo'a rule. We've log cabins and we've cider , And of coonskln" , plenty to3 ; And there's our pailant rider , Who We'll put him In the White IIouso For lio'a houout nnd ho'a true , HH'H nnt n man fur rows , lint he fought atTlppocanoe. In his nccount of the scones nt TUB INAUnUHATION Or JAMES 1C. I'OI.K , Capt. Annistc.vl substantially agrees with the writers of that day , that the democrats were BO wild with joy over iho oxpuhion of "coonory" from the white houao that they made t o o shoes ring with hoots aud yells. ' Rlchollou" was Hie cauatlo correspondent of the Now Y ik Tribune , evu- since known ua ' Hlchollen" Robinson , and now n mem ber cf the house , though ho long ago abandoned American politics to engage lu ( lie occupation of pinching the British lion's tail. "Ilichtlieu" wrote that the acene was the moet ' 'disgraceful" over witiinsied nt tbe capital , "Thoro's ono thing about Folk's Inauz uratlon , " said Dipt. Armiatead ; "ih&t'a tbu only inauguration day on which i over mined in Washington. There iraa anew on the ground when Pierce was in augaiated , in 1653 , bnt no rain. Polk stood nndor an umbrella and road his ad dress. There were 20,000 ladles on that day , but the rain dltpersed many o them. " It was Don Piatt who oneo t'stlrioc that ho had been In Washington at fou inaugurals , but felt no li tlo interest li the dliplays and ceremonies that h did not leave hla room to wttnes tli-m. Such apatby is ii itiiklti0 cmtmit to tfco oiRorness if Oapi. Armis ea-J , who reUte tbnt ho csim nil th way from Leonardtown , Md. , thoug.1 h bad rbenrcn'ismnnd hobbled rucnuchcf ta see President Taylor inducted itito ol Gee. Ho his accurate raniombrance o the leiding occnroncca of ilut day , a wall as of thoao which marked the Inaug untlons of Plorco , Buohatmn , L'ncoln ' Grant , Hayes and GarGeld. But c course his reminiscences na to the latte ovonls possess no piqumt value , as thc > belong to cotomporary history. It wtl bo loft to some observant of the prcaon ago to entertaining rising generation ! with personal recollections of the poriot cu'mln&tlng in war nnd a reorganized re public. Oapr. Armistoad ia not ono of thor monotonous old nntodllnvians who have voted for otomocracy with unvarying in ovitabloncsi of the dnll thud " .inco the days of Jackson. " Ho mildly confoasoa that , like many American citizens , ho has changed his politics wilh barometri cal freqaoLcy , Hjlns been in tora > whig , n democrat , a whit ; , n knownoting ft roj ubllcan and n rrn'ijuator. "But J voted for Cleveland , " sud he , "and you may romaik that , in accordance with my custom , I will bo nt the Inauguration , i providence or high water do not prevent vent , " A THRILLING EXPEEIENOE : Iloiimrkablo Statement of Personal Danger nrul Providential The fclluTfliii ? story which is attraot- ng wide attention from the pro > s is so ornarkablo that wo cannot excuse our elves if wo do not by it before our read er * , even though its length would ordi narily preclude its admission to our Uni ted space. To I ha Editor Rochester ( No * York ) ) cmocrat. Sir : On the flrtt any of June , 881 , I lay at my rrstdonco in this city urroundcd by iny frioodi and waiting or dastb. Hrnven only koo B tha ago- y 1 then.endured , for wu-ds can never escribe it. And yet , if a few yoarj pro- ions any ono had told mo tlTnt I was to ) o bronght so low , and by so terrible a isois ? , I shonld have ecoll'ed at the idea , had altrays been unaommonly ntrone nd IisnHliy , and weighed over 200 ) ounds and hardly knew , in my own xperionce , what pain'or sickmsa tvoro. Veiy many people who will rcai this stitein nt roiliza at times iat they are unusually tired and onj lot account for It. They feel dnll pains n various parts of the body and do not icderstand it. Or they are exceedingly lungry ono day and entirely without ppotlto the next. This was just the way I felt when the relentless malady irhich had fastened itself upon mo first > rgui. Still I thought nothing of it ; iut probably I had taken cold which ould soon pass away. Shortly after iia I noticed a heavy and at times ouralglc pain in ono side of my head , > nt ns it would cf mo one day and bo gene 10 next , I paid llttlo attention to it. 'hen my stomach wonld get out of order nd my food often failed to digest , auslng at times great inconvenience. Tot , oven as a physician , I did ot think that those things meant nythicg serious. I fancied I was utiering from malaria and doctored myself ccordlngly. Bat I got no better. I next oticod a peculiar color and cdor about 10 lluids I was passing also that : there ore largo quantities one day and very ttle tbe next , nnd that a persistent frotn nd scum appeared upon the surface , and sediment settled. Aud yet I did not ealizo my danger , for indeed , seeing leeo symptoms continually , I finally bo- amo accustomed to them , and my sus- ilclon was wholly disarmed by the fact bat I had no pain In the affected organs r In their vicinity. Why I should have teen so blind I cannot understand. I consulted Iho best medical skill In lie land. I visited all the famed mineral prings in America 'and ' travelled from i [ no to California. Still I grew worse. 10 two physicians agreed as to my mala- y. Ono slid I was troubled with plnal Irritation ; another , dyspepsia ; nether , heart disease ; another enoral- debility ; another congestion of tie base of the brain , and BO on through long list of common diseases , the Bymp- oma of many cf which 1 really had. In bis way several years passed , during which time I was steadily growing worse , ly condition had really become pitiable , > 'ho slight symptoms 1 at first experienced were developed into terrible nnd ecu- tant disorders. My weight had been educed frcm 207 to 130 pounds. My Ifo was a buiden tomjselt and friends , could retain no food on my ttomacb , nd lived wholly by injections. I was a iving mass of pain. My puleo waa uiv ontrollablo. In my agony I frequently 011 to the floor and clutched the carpet nd prayed fordeath. Morphine hadllttle or 110 effect in deadening the pain. For six days and nights I hid thu leath-prcmonlty hiccoughs constantly iTy water was filled with tube-casts and albumen. 1 was struggling wilh Brlght's disease of tbo kidneys in its last stage s ! While suffering ttiiis I received a call nm my pastor , the Rav. Dr. Footo , a' hat tlmo rector of St. Paul's ' Episcopal 3hurcbof this city. I felt that It was our ast interview , but in the course of con veraation Dr. Footo detailed to mo the nany remarkable cares of C BCB like my own which had coma under his obscrva tlon , by means of a remedy , which bo nrged mo to try. As a practicing physi ciiii and a graduate ot the schools , I do rldod the idea of any medicine outside ; ho regular channels being in the least loricficlal. So solicitous , howcvo'r , via Dr. Footo , tbat I finally promised would waive my prejudice. I began Its ' use on the first day of Juno 188' ! , and took it according to dine tlons. At first it sickened me ; but this I thought was a good sign for one in my debilitated condition. I continued to take it ; the sickening sen sation departed aud I was finally able to retain food upon my stomach. In a few days I noticed a decided change for the aetter , as also did my wife and friends. My hiccoughs ceased and I experienced lees pain than formerly. I was BO re joiced at this improved condition that , upan what I believed bat a few days be fore was my dying bed , I vowed , in the presence of my family and frlonds.shoald I recover I would both publicly ami pri vately make known this remedy for the good of humanity , whenever and where- ever I had.su opportunity , and this letter is in fulfillment of that vow. My 1m [ provomout was constant from that time , and In leas than three months I hat gained 20 pounds In ilesh , became en tircly fiea from pain and I believe I owe my hf A and present condition wholly to Warner's Safe Cure , the remedy which I used. Sinc3 my recovery I have thorough ! , r3-investigited the subject of kidney dif ficnltlos and Brlght'a disaato , and tb truths developed are aitounding. therefore slate , deliberately , and as - physician , tru.t 1 believe mire lh n cm 1 fclf the dca'hs wh ch ocjnr in Arncr c are oaufcd by Bright s oiscnao of the kit tuijs. This nuy eound like a rash s < ata ment. but I am ftilly prepared to vorif ; it. Bright's dlaoaso has no distinctive symptoms of ils own , indeed , it often do velopes without any pain whatever in th kidneys or their vicinity , ) bat has th , symptoms of nearly every other commoi complaint. Uund'ods cf paoplu dit < d i ly , whrso burials nro authorized by i ohyticlan's certificate as occurring fron "Heart Dlaoato " " " ' , "Apoplexy , PMly ! " " l " ' ' ss"Spin CoraplftInt , 'Rhoumi.t sm , "Pneumonia , " and other common com mon coaipliints , when in reality it is from Bright di ease of the kidneys. Few physicians , and forcer people realize the extent of the dlieiao or its dangerous * nd Insidious mtute. It steals into the system like a thlof runnifotta itsp-oienco if at all by the commonest iy upt < m F.d fastens itself upon the constitution before the victim ts nwaro of ft. It is nearly as hereditary as consumption , quite as common nnd fully as fatal. Entire families , inheriting it from their ancestors , hare died , and ytt the none of the number know or realized the mysterious power irhich was rtnnvluf them , Instead of common symptoms n often shows none whatever , but brings death suddenly , from convulsion i , sptp'oxy or the heart disease. As one who has snfFdrod , and knows bj bitter experience what ho says , I implore every ono who roadi these words not to ncgb'ot the s1iihtet ; spiiptoms of kidney difliculty. Certain 'lony nndtprobnvlo death will bo the euro remit ' ( f Mich nogl cf , aud no ono can afford to hazard sue1 ! c anccn. I am nwnro th t such an unqualified statement ns thfs. oming' from me , known as I am throughout the entire and us a pracliti nor nnd lecturer , nil ! I'onso the surprise and pissiblo aninirs- ty nf'tho medical profession , ani as- .onUh all with whom I am acquainted , nit I make the foregoing statement ) ) Bed upon facto which I am prepared to iroduco nnd truths which I can sub- ituniivo to the loiter. The wclfaro of hose who inny possibly bo sulTorcra such 111 was. it au emplo Inducement for mo o take the elep I have , and if I con suc cessfully warn others from the dot g rous > ath in which I once walked , I am wili ng to endure all profes ional and personal omequence. J. B. HENION , M. D. ROOIIESTEU , N. Y. , Dec. vJO. PIBHINCi KoK , USXOM. Wliitc DoughnutR anil Cofl'co ns Iho Unit. Jbicapo Tribnuo. "A bnvl of colTeo , two doughnuts , and odgmg for 10 cents , "was the sign that ting from 310 Clark .st cct yesto day and Caused soveinl loafers to wonder wliat rinsed the manager to ofl'er such indtico- iients Fo'iy < attcrcd custonurs we enjoying njoying the coil'eo and doughnuts when reporter called to inspect ihopl < cu. Jt vas not embellished to any great d g'co , ut the BU roundings were pe fccily daptcd to the class of patron-go. "Competition is the lifo of trade , " said lie manager , "and the ono who of lent the est iiidncomeutsis the man who is to v lk off with the products of the bakery. " "Do you find it a paying business ? " "Since I introduced the colleo and oughnut scheme trade hat begun to boom fo ty beds , all full last n'ght. ' There is ny amount of ten cent lodging houses , ut tr ey don't th o in any inducements ; ut the coil'eo and doughnut sch'ino will ccomo universal bcfo o long. You sco , a edger generally wants a bowl of some ind of stimulant in the morning , and iipiigh a bowl of coffee is not just the ling , st 11 , a man pro'era it to water , omo would rather have whisky , but they r # dy'ng off. " "Wha. kind of coffee is it ? " "It's not Mocha.111 aBsuroyou ; butit's ivigo'nting as well as strengthening. " "The doughnuts , I presume , are flexi le ? " ' Y-o-s : tho'ro of the army cracktr Ind , invulnerable to tender garno , but vhen Eoaked In the coifdo era palat- blo" "Of course you have feather-beds and Ir-cusaton mattresses ? " "No , sir , you're mijtakonI'm ; not unninp the I'dlmer house. The beds re of the noft-plank order , with hone blankets for covering. There are no lictrio bells or Turkish bath-rooms in his house , eiihor. I'm running on the alabrious plan , and my guests are all icalthy men. " "Aro you open all rigTitt" "yes , bat if yon vane a bed yon wonld otter take it in advuocp , for 1 oxptct a ush. DJI'IIH a big business very. " The reporter bid tbe manager adieu , nd prjmicod to call later. BKIN UI8EA815S OUKED. I3y Dr. Frazler's Mnfrlo Ointment. Cures t by magic : Pimplea , 151 ack Heads or Grub Hatches and Eruptions on the face , leaving tie skin clear and beautiful. Also cures Itch , nit Ilheum , Sere Nipples , Sore Lips nnd old , DIMlnato Ulcera Sold by druggists , or nulled on receipt price. CO cflnta , Sold by Culm & Co. and 0. F Goodman. A Quaker aemuor. Jonathan Onucs , who succeoda the lUo Senator Anthony in the senito , ID a Quikor. Ho has been In the houst nearly four years. If.o win serving out iis second term when * Lend to the sen- ito. Ho bad declined a ronomlnatfon. In is a Bucceasful cotton manufacturer. 3o has never made any point In the do- ) ates in the house , as ho has none of the gifta of an orator , and until he came to iongrf HI had given but little attention to public affilrs. Ho is fili years old. Ho does not Wtar the full Qaakerdress. Ho rotates , however , the coat of the Quaker uniform. This coat is mado'of black broadcloth in the shape of a droea coat with the exception of the square cat upon .ho hip. Mr. Chscj'a coat follows the curve cf a owallow's wing from his throat to the bottom of the coat in the back , where the right and left curves meat This gives a very voluminous skirt. There is probably enough cloth in the skirts of th'H ' coat to make a full suit for a nan dtcased in ordinary style Thii odd ooking coat's ' the only outaido evidence of eccentricity about ihis slim , round- shouldered , narrow chested Now Eng- andcr. His face hai the look of Quaker mildness and serenity combined wi h an air of business shtowdncs * . LI is complex ion is very sallow. His face is thin and tim oth shaven with the exception of a thiu line of black whiskers under each eir. U is cj cs are da k nnd deeply sef iinder a broad , high forehead. iiis nose is small and nearly &t > aight while his mouth is a thin line of qiurering aniia- liility and reserve His black liair is thir in spots and combed down in B raiglil iara lei lines. He is quite angular in his manner. Ho is known a.l over the re publican sHe of the house as Uncle Jona than. Ho is a man of high cliarao > er am unimpeachable honesty Ho p opably will never bu heard of in the senate ex cept on a i oil-call. I was nfllio ed with kidney disease , am BiitTeml intensely , I was induced tj tr ; Uuji'd ( Kidney and Lint ) KKMEHV , am before 1 had used two bottles I wa entirely cur d. llichard Hi-nsliaw Providence , II , I , GEAS. 8HIVEEIGK , UPHOLSTERY AND DRAPERIES , I'ABSKNOKR KLEVATOR TO AM , FLOOns. | 1M ( , 1SOS nd 1J10 F rn m 81. , OiD h , N $ . 03 5 tf I rf § § i § i § OUMINQS AND 20TH STS OMAEfA , ME 403 BRADY ST. , DANENPORT , IOWA , U. S. A. Entabllshod 1878-Oatarrh , Doafnoss.Lung and Nervous Diseases Speedily and Permanently Cured. Patient * Cufod at Homo. Write for "TUB MEDIOAL-MISSIONAIIY , ' for the People , FREE Oonsultation and Correspondence GUATIB. P. O. Box 292. Telephone No. 220 HON. EDWARD RUSSELL , Postmaster , Davenport. say : "Physician of ttoal Ability and Marked Success. " CONGRESSMAN MURPHY ; Davenport , nrnteo' "An Honorable Man , Fine Success , Wonderful Cures. " Hours 8 to 5. f ! )8tn ) Ducnl Brunswick , Luonoburgh , Lottery , G'nnnny. 100,000 1 TIQKETS and 50,000 PHIZES Capital Prize , mark , 500.000 , 300,000 , 200000. 100,000 80,000 ( iO.OOO , 50,000 , 40 000 down lo 150 Drawing Commences tlio ttth nurt JOfcu o February. 1885. WhslTick ets $18. ; Lalf , 80.00 ; Quarter , 4.50. fJIIAS. F. SCHMIPT & CO. , 02 W. Congress St. , Detroit. Mich. To prevent lo'slt Isurpedt'yreqneBNJ ' to inako all romlttanccs by posU note , money orJorcliKk . In registered letters or bo omrcss. SICHAKDS & CLAEKK , W. A. CLARKE , Proprietors. Superinfitiden cr. P. RAILWAY , 7TH 3c 18TH & 5TKEK1B MANUFAOTUUERS OP AND DEALERS IN . , WATER WHEELS. ROLLER MILLS , MILL FURNISHINGS Oi ' ALL KINDS , INCLUDING THE Celebrated Anchor Brand Dnfoiir Bolting Glotb STEAM PUMPS BTEAM WA.TEH AND GAS PIPK. GOODS AMD FIFE FITTINGS ARCHITECTURAL AND BRIDGE OWe - o O Wo uro prepared to turuiBh pinna nno estimnieB.-and will contract fc ho erection o Flouring Mills and Grain Elevators , or for chnugin ? Flouring Mills , from Stona to the Roller System. BSPEspecialattention given to furnishing Powder Plants for'uny per poaa , andcstimateamade for some General machinery remurH ttondfd promptly. Aadress BIOHABD & OLABKE , Omaha.Neb Orange Blossom Flour r- WHOLESALE BY L , A STEWART & GO , 1013 Jones Btieet ' } , ) * * * oa aw > caoss.t \ OMAHA NEB