OMAHA DAILY BEE -FRIDAY , MAY 9 , 1884 ,
JACOB SIMS. E. P.
SIMSd. CADWEUL ,
-aKaw ,
COUKCtli BI.UFFS , IOWA
ORlcfl , n\\n \ Street , Hoonu 1 und RlitJCFirt A Yo >
Rahan'Mlloo'x. WUlpractl04lu Pt t and edr <
coutr *
Justice of the Peace ,
Omntm and Council JHutVr.
C9t\lo rollca ton ftRcni Oil VoMov
N , SCHURZ.
rjslice oflle
OFKICB OVKll AJIKIUOAN UXl'KKSS.
00 UNGIL BLUFFS. - IOWA ,
MrsHJ , HiltOBM , D , ,
PETSIOIAN & SURGEON ,
223 Mlddlo Bri < tira7. Couuoll BluQii.
E , Eice M , D.
f ( k WHUDI or oitle * t'iniors removed wlthouHho
UlL11uMU | knlto or ilranlntrol blood.
GHR01UC DISEASES * * * * * .
> Otcr thirty yeANtiinctlul experience OlEoo NeB
B 1'oarl stroct , Council liluda
A.t the well-knowu Esfcublislimeut
OF
J. P. FILBERT ,
20 ! ) Upper Broadway , the
OJ Council lllull ) . Notice our reduced 1'rico List.
We g\\o
15MumIi Kitra OSuear for $1 00
11 pounds QmnuKted Sugar 1 eo
25 pound Choice Oitmeal ion
25 pounds Na\y Beans. 1 CO
2.1 pounds Out Hulk Starch 100
1 ! pounds Carollrm lllce 100
12 poundsClioico Irunis l 03
25 bars BtuTilo Soap 1 00
Extra Lake Trout , per pound DD
Choice Mlnco Meat per pound 10
1 doton Mackerel 16
Colorado Klour , Winter , per c\\t 200
101 ounds QliiL'cr Stapi I CO
40 poi-tids h mlov 1 CO
6 gallon keg Syiui " 1 70
White Kish , pcrW. . 80
Mackerel , i > crkit 8S
Dates , per pound 10
10 3 pound cans Stndard Tomatoes 100
All kinds Cnli'oinla Krulti
SpoundLusk'uStatdardl for 1 CO
T ,
All grades , accordlns to quality , 153 to 80c pur
ponud
Wo also carry a full line ol Men's , Ladles' nnd
Cn'lilrcn'a ' line ShocKand Men' * Kino Boots at > cry
low prices. Also > full line 01 Tmwuo anj Rcni-ril
merchandise. Call on us and tie convinced tint \ou
can sato money bv doallnc with uj. Uoods delivered
tree Inaiiv nattof the ctt\- .
lu a word" , waar bound to sell and challenge a'.l
lau.laolo comiiotitloii in this countv.
J. I1. KILPnUT
200u cr liroMHay
ROLLER
CORNER PEARL ST , ANDjFIFTH'AK ' ,
Open 10COn. : m. , 2:00 p. in nnd730p. ; m. ,
CiTlIuaio on Monday , Wuducsday and t riJay ova
nings.
ADMISSION 25 CENTS.
No objectionable o aractcrd will be admitted.
II. II. MARTENS rnOPIUETOR.
THOS. orricBK , n. H. PUSIT ,
Council Bluffs .
Established 1856
Uoalorx In Foreign and omcstlo
BOOGE'S SIOUX CITY HAMS.
J. Y. FULLER ,
Commission Merchant
o. 30 IVntl Street Council Bluffs , lotta.
WESTERN WA NORMAL
-SC'IKN'TiriC AND-
COMMERCIAL COLLEGE ,
COUNCIL BI.UI'T3 . - JO1VA
Will Open
THE 23D of JUNE , 1884.
A ciraplcto ooursa for tcaclicm and those dcHlring
a higher K'lellnh education , a full business course ,
with tralnligin actml liutlnoea prncticuandjfier- (
a correapoiHtcnro , short hand , ornamental pcnxan-
fclilp , ( lucutlon , ( itrniMi and music. Splendid rooms ,
Uritfi light and well furnixheJ , ihar es very nioder.
ate , cost of Ihlu'romcmaUe ; , society coed , expert'
cnuod teaclicra i'or further patllcuhuH , Inquire of
UGA'tUdLKY & 1'AUI.SON ,
Couni.il Jlluila , Iowa.
CAN GEE
1h dtop \ mont ol the trail r cnt rt IXiMi wllr
Sn Ill's SjAjclilc teems \\omlcrlnl , that all so anile
ted snould write .
CAbCER FOR. U YEARS ,
Spartanburs , H. 0. , March H , 1S3I.
\ 1m o lor 14 ycirs been stiltmr from a tunning
niro on my face that cvorjboJy "lied a Cancer. 1
fiavo mod o\cr tSM north of rtvdlclno and found no
relief. About four months ao I bought ono bottle of
8 ltt' Spccincltom IV , II. K. Ilclnltsli , and lnc <
haxohoitght fixe iitheis , Imottkci Ifami thcv hax <
cured mo sound nnd well ! M ) loco It in ( r < o Iro.i
noroas anbrd ) ' and my health l > perfectly to >
toted I f d like 'orUMe.r * had been llt'ed olT in )
head. YOUM thanXliilly , F.I.IXA llNSt.KV.
Mr II. F. Hums. Hope , Ark. , ray * , under d.te ol
Jan. 22 , lrS4. "I h\\a laUn tvo hollies ofSnltt'i
Si crifle lor n iiorfl on mj toaiple ralil to bo a cancer
I ntxo liccutomlcrlutly btntlUcd nnd vt111 icon bo l
well nun. "
Mr.V. . H. Ilnbln 'n tax ! bore Oa. . < rites , undei
date Jan. 3,1SJ4 "I am celtlms on finely , the ulcel
Is frradualljr noillnc. I tecl that S Iff * Specific wll
cure the horrible cancer which has been feeding or
mo for oxer KOjrAM. "
TroatUo on Blood and Skin Disca < c9 mailed tree
TIIKSWIFTSI'KCIFIO CO.
Drawer S , Atlanta , Oa.
N V. Olllne , U9\V. 3d St. , bet Oth nnd 7th a > t.
SILOAM
MINERAL SPRINGS.
Wo cuvantco the cuio ol the follonlng named dl
9cAsei , or no pay : Hhouinitlsin , Scrofula , Ulcera
Catarrh , a'l ' lllood andeklndiscatcs , Uvtpemla , Uvot
Coiuphlnt , Kidney nnd Bladder Dioeancs. ( lout , Nciv
ratgia und Asthma , Thcsa Sprlnits nro the faxorltc
ciort of the tired an.l dobllitaUd , nnd are the
FKKllI.r. LADIKS I1U3T KI11KNI ) ,
Oood hotel , Ihcry and bithlni ; nccnmodatlon both
winter nnd oummer. tocallty hlibly picturesque
nd healthy. Accewlble by Wnbisn rallnay ,
Kvonaor C. , n. & O. , at Albany. Corrcspotuieno
jolieltod , HF.V. M. M. THOMPSON ,
JIamier.
Albany , Hiloam Springs , Gentry Co. , Mo.
ANALYSIS.
Specific Oraxlty 1.002
Reaction Kcutra
( 'arbonlo Acid Oaa 20 In. per gallon
Carbonate Calcium 35,1)21 Ur.Un ;
Carbomto Iron 7,011
Sulplnto Magnesia 3/iSO
Sulphate Calclnm. . . , 1,140
Chlorldo Sotllum 7,201
Sllllca 1.60H
Alumina . . . .0,010
Orpantcand VoUtilo matter and 1039 . . . .1,459
Total solids per gallon 07,174
Waioiir.t MKtir.iLL , Chomlats
ST , LOUIS PAPER WAREHOUSE ,
Graham Paper Co. ,
S17 and S19 North Main St. , St. Louie.
WUOL&SALF. DKAI.E113 IN
ROOK , ) E3 A 5C2ir8BCJWHITING
- *
f ? . il8rIiSNJS&7lwiiAi
KMV'KLOl'ES , CAUD BOARD ADD
CVCaii ? paid lor H za ol al
OAMON BR3'S § & 00 , ,
Ha\OMlablnhed thein c'vos In Onialn to ttansact
aKCneral bn > keraoaiid ! bmincs.i. Wo "ill buy all
hisea of goofo \\holtsaloor retail , and guarantee
porfose Batlnfactlon In prices , as wo can buy cheaper
than ynuracltcs. You can soj the aiHa\iti \ > si ) of hav-
n jour goods bought by ono who ntll work for
our intercut anJ not trust to n murchint who hai
uu.cthlng ho is anxious to bo rid of.V'o will also
prompt > . 'tontloii to selling anything entrusted
OU3 , andgoo 9 consigned to us will bo carefully
oUcd to. Correspondence aolicltod _ p <
CrTt'eforcncos Onuln Natioial Bank , McO
ro'uBank. A.ld real 111 S. 15th St.
DISEASES OP THE
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J , T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. ,
Until onicca are repaired from result of flro , oJl
with Dr. Parker , Uoom E , Crci Uton iliock 1Mb
uiu UoiiKiuiBtr ccts.
Recently of .Boston , ] has opened an elegant . 'new
stock of
UNDUIl THE
CIMPIn5SprlngWci htc.
r I II U I In Summer Wuightn. '
' "Kino Uvllxli I. Io.
ANFl U ( KM PHY InnnofrcnchJlabriggan
/I / llU nUolLlf I. U'i Merino and Cotton.
NEWEST AND LATEST
DESIGNS IN
NECKWEiVR ,
JEWELRY.
IIANDKEROIIIFS.
BRACES , ETC.
Coaching , Walking , Street and
Evening Gloves.
FINE WHITE & COLORED SHIRTS.
KuglMi , I'iquc.and I'ull llross ShrlU.
SHIRTS aiADE TO MEASURE.
Pioneer uru Btore !
B. II COn. 13TH AND JOKES STS.
DE , F. S. LEWIS , - Prop'r ,
AOEN1 "OK
Obio Oil CO.'H West Virginia , Cylinder
nnd ntbor Oilp cnn tvitlv on band.
AND EMBA1MR !
Metalic Caskets and Woodin Coffins of all Kinds.
ELKGRAPII ORDERS PROMTLY ATTENDED TO. OPEN DAY AND NIGH
3XT. 3VI < x1-n Jt. . Clouxxoil
GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES ,
Fine Mantels and Grates ,
LYMAN'S GASOLINE STOVES.
Call nnd sco them before buying olBowlioro. Stoves and Tinware.
JOHN EPENETER , COUNCIL ULUFKS S07 nilOADWAY , , . IOWA.
WHY DO3SPT TOO *
QKTSDME OP
J 00 HIBTS ?
Pcrfuct Klltloir , Best and Cbcapm. Flno Mnen Collar t'jd CuCd.
Ho. 715 Fourth Street Council Bluffs , Iowa.
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COUNCIL BLUFFS.
ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS.
DEPARTING DENTISTS ,
TlioCIosliiKoftliclrMoctlni ; niul tit
Klcctloiiol uilluctK.
At the mooting of the atnto ilctilftl society
cioty yestordny two now members wer
elected , E. Shownter , Woltcnns ixud 0
A. Vnngha , of Eagle drove.
Ihsoluliona prcsnutod by the presiclcn
of the stnto board of examiners were VMS
cd refusing to recognize any diplomc
from the direct college cf Dolorau Wi.i
cousin , tt being claimed thrvt uny on
could get n diplonm from that iuatitutioi
on pnymont of $10 ,
Tlio following were elected ofliccra fo
the ensuing year :
President Dr. S. A. Garbor , of Tip
ton.
ton.Vico
Vice President Dr. L. 12. Uogors , o
Ottumwa.
Secretary Dr. J. B. Monfort , of Fnir
tiold.
tiold.Treasurer
Treasurer Dr. J. S. Kulp , Muscnlinc
Dos Moincs wns solcctud as the pl.tci
for holding the next mooting of the BO
riety , and it wns also decided to holi
every alternative mooting nt Sioux City
mnking that n sort of permanent head
quarters.
Souio interesting clinici wore fiivoi
in the afternoon by Dr. Low , of Chicago
Dr. Darby , of St. Joseph , and Dr
Mcrow ! , of Mnnkota , Illinois.
J. W. LAINR haa only six weeks lougc
to close out hm stock.
1OVVANKWS.
Drinks nro not now available in No
ola.
ola.A
A test vpto goes to show that Poll
county will isauo no liquor license.
They have Sabbath-breaking fisl ;
Tor breakfast in Marahalltowii ou Jlon
day.
day.Tho
The Ilardin county Rrnnd jury lin
completely exonerated Fred R wo , now
of Cedar Rapids , of any complicity
[ n the Cowau defalcation and forger
ies.
ies.Tho
The forty-fifth annual mooting ol
the general association of the Con
Rrogational churches and ministers ol
Iowa , will bo hold in Cedar llimds June
4 to 8.
McCabe & Co.'a store , at Malvorn , WBE
burglarized on the 25th of March ol
about § 200 worth of cutlery and revolv
ers. A portion of the stolen goods wai
found on the 5th iust. in Croon's second'
hand store.
The traveling men stopping at the
Morgan house in DCS Moinea had r
match game of base b.ill the other diij
with the colored employes of the house ,
As usual the traveling men got nwnj
with th baggage. The News understands
that the sjoro stood 89 to 103.
The assessed valuation of the real anc
personal property cf Davenport accord
ing to the assessment just miule is $ ! ,
127.055 , against avaluatiouof S-t,4(53G10 (
in 1883.
A barn at Hawthorne , Moutgomerj
county , belonging to John Schnoibakor ,
was struck by lich tning on the night o
the 3d inst. , and burned to the ground
Four horses perished in thi ) llamos. Leas
? 1COO.
Lumber prices in Dos Moines are mucl
higher than they ought to bo , thatsovcrn
persons preparing to build are nrranginj
to buy their lumber at Muscatino , D von
port and Clinton , claiming that they cai
save at least twenty-fivo percent , by buy
ing their lumber in those cities.
James Clark , a jealous DosMoinos hus
band , had his suspicions of one Ed wart
Wilson. Clark undertook to persuade
Wilson that his suspicions were not wel
founded , and the argument was con
eluded by Wilson knocking Clark dowr.
with a brickbat. When Clark rocovoroc
consciousness his wife , appearing on tin
scene between acts , said she thought h (
'had bettor got into the house and gel
his head sowed up. "
ASciiHlllo Man would UHO.
Komp's Halsam for the Throat nud lyings.
It iu curing inoro ciacs of Cougln , Gelds , Ast
hma , liroticliitU , Croup , nud all Throat nm !
Lviiit' trouliloi , tluin any other niuillciiio
'J'ho proprietor lias aiithorlzocl Scliroedcr &
llocht , to refund your inonoy If , after tnkiiio
threo-foitrtliu uf n bottle , relief U notolitaincd ,
1'rico fiO cents aud 81. .For sale by Schoadci
& Jiecht.
A Itciiiinlsccnco of Gov. Sliorlduii In
J80H $100 for AFtmiiltiuKii Sutler
f.-Tho Piiiis I'uid by CIll/.oiiB.
Loavonworth Cert St. LouU Hcpubllcan.
Yesterday , while looking ovorsomo old
legal papers , I happened to run across uu
entry on n justice's docket entitled ,
"The State of Kansas vs. Oun. P. 11.
Sheridan at al : " and fuithor on found
where the juitico had fine'd the general
§ 100 for aaaault und battery. As this
case was made and tried in 1808 , and lo
cal history of that date failing to give
more than more mention of it , I hunted
jp all the fucta in c.iao and now send
; hem to you to show future gomtrutions
tow law was applied in that day in Kan-
sapbi > t in order to dcj o wil have to start
with Grunt at Vicksbnrg , for it was at
.hat point ho first conceived a liking for
.ho parson who was subsequently the
irosecuting wittiest in this case.
In that locality above montionodOrant
icard of eomo exploit of bravery per-
'orinud by one M. L. Dunn , i\ private
soldier , and , wishing to reward all such ,
nado Dunn an orderly norgeant on his
stall' , and as ho paid strict attention to
lis duties and was withal a good soldier ,
10 received anoUior promotion making
litn vragonmastor of that department.
rU the close of the war Dunn was dis-
: hnrgud , and , with the endorsement of
lieiierul Grant , wan made pout sutler at
? ort Loavonworth. This last promotion
iroved to bo his ruination. It was lluah
imca in Kansas ; there was plenty of
nonoy among the noldi ra and the out-
lor'- ) stern WHS a veritable bonanza to
U proprietor. Dunn coined money ,
ind there was nothing too good or too
ich for him. Ilu drove the flnost
cam , drank the best wino , and had the
iiout fragrant brands of cigars that
npnoy could command , Other Jioriors
vero thrust upon him , and ho was made
xmtmaslcr in addition to his ether dutieu ,
\s liib honorn increasud , no did hia ajiiKi-
its for forbidden things , and , not being
onteut with thoao onumuratod above ,
ddcd women to the lint and ho was lost ,
t is said that norno of the orgiex ho and
iia friends indulged in were moro lioni
'ying than aiuuHing ; that the women
vero inndfi drunk and all the revels of u
lacchanalian feast were indulged in.
To such an extent wa tiu ! carried on
that it was reported to department hcor
ininrtcrs RIH ! the following order issued
Font LKAVBNWOUTH , Kan. , July 2(1 (
18Q8 Major General Albert Uibbi con
mandinir , Foil Loavenworth , Kan -
( Joneral : The major general command
ing directs Hint Mr. M L. Dunn bo re
moved from the reservation and that li
bo forbidden to return until further orders
dors from these headquarters.
VcryATCBpccfully ,
Cii.ui.vov Mi I\KUEI ; ,
Assisinnt Adju ( vut General
A coj.y of UioorJor waa sent to Duni
and ho loft the reservation , but roturnci
on the 25th and shortly nf tor entering th
postotlico , anorgoant with n lilo of moi
waited upon him nnd ho was informei
that it was their duty to escort him ol
of the reservation. Dunn objected , bu
the order wns imperative , and rather thai
stand a siege ho concluded to go ou
west , but with his going tlicro was n rep
istcred oath that ho would gel oven will
his removers , Mid going before a jus tic
of the peace , aworo otit a warrant o
which the following is a copy ;
"M. L. Dunn vs. P. U. Shcriihii
Alfred Gibbs , Ohnuucny Mulvoovor , Peter
tor Loary , and Hiohard T. Leo. Clmrgo
Assault and battery with sabrca , takin
postage stamps , postal envelopes , t'nitci
States treasury notoa , nud postal cur
rency to the value of § 2,000 all on Jul ;
25th , about noon.
When the case was called for trial nl
the ehnrgos but the one for assault am
battery were withdrawn. The case occti
pied two days , and among the witness fo
the defence were some of the brighter
nnd best ollirors that our country eve
know Tliero were the gallant Cutter
with his long auburn locks : the littl
lighting Irishmen , Lieut. Loary , and th
bravo Lieut. Moylnn , but the characte
of witnesses availed the defunsa nothing
nnd the jury brought iii n verdict of guil
ty against Hon. Sheridan nnd Corp. Lee
the former having issued the order am
the latter executed it. After the vordic
hud been rendered Justice of the Poac
Tholon assessed a flno of $1 against nl
the parties with the exception of Short
dun , wnom ho fined 8100 nnd costs.
When Sheridan left the court room i
is said that ho actually a were. Intact
ho damned Luvonworth , her justice , h
juries , and damned the man that didn't
but the justica would not rolen
nnd the flno staid , but the majority o
the citizens boliovcd that Tholen hai
shown n potty spite in fining Sheridan si
excessively in comparison with the ether
thai n purse was made up nnd the lini
paid , so thttt Sheridan only lost his tim
nnd trouble , but his rulllod temper wni
not mollified , nud to this very day lu
never mentions Loavonworth withoul
giving her a benediction that turns tlu
air bluo.
An order was BOOH afterwards issuci
from department headquarters rovokinj
the ono that ordered Dutm from tin
post , but his turbulent and wild life hac
commenced to tell on him , nnd ho soh
out his ullccta nnd wont to Colorado , and
laid out or jumped n minor's claim ncai
Pogasa Springs. There were no courtier
or jurors to act as mediator in this case
and when Dunn and the minor met then
was but ono resort , und that was the ra
volvor and knife. Dunn came out of tin
nll'ray fatally injured , ho having no les
than nine knife-holes in his body. Hi
lived for two days , nnd his rcmaiui
were laid away in a pilgrim's grave bo
ncath the snow-capped pcaka and tin
low moaning pines of the llocky Moun
tains.
Ovcrdoliif * ttio
on Hnwkeyo.
"Do you love mo as dearly 53 men hav
over loved women ! " said Mnf > el , lindin
an easy anchorage for her cheek about th
latitude of his upper vest pocket and th
longitude of his loft suspender.
"More , " said George , with waning enthusiasm
thusiasm , for this was about the twenty
fourth encore to which ho had rcspandci
einco 8 o'clock. "Moro , far moro dearly
Oh , over so much moro , "
"Would you , " aho wont on , and then
was a tremulous impressivenoBs in ho
voice that warned the young man that tin
alar was going to leave her lines am
spring something now on the house
"would you bo willing ip work nnd wai
for mo , as Rachel waited at the well
seven long years ? "
"Seven ! " ho cried in a burst of gonuim
devotion. "Seven ! Aye , gladly ! Yes
and moro ! Even untilsovonty times seven
Lot's make it seventy , anyhow , and provi
my devotion. "
Somehow or ether ho wns nlono whoi
ho loft the parlor n few minutes later
nnd it looks now as though ho wouli
Imyo to wait about 700 years before h.
saves fuel by toasting his shins at the lov
down grate in that parlor again. Ther
nrp mun , my son , who always oyordo tin
thing ; they want to bo meeker thai
Moses , stronger than Samson , nnd toi
times more particular than Job , tin
printer ; that is , ho hn't ; but ho ttse <
to be.
A XclmiHlca Xowii on WhcclH.
Chicago llernlil ,
_ "A _ freight car doesn't appear to bo i
big thing , hut you have no idea what i
will hold until you como to crowd i
once,1' remarked n passenger aswo paaeoi
i "boarding car" for track hands. "I'l
.ell you what 1 Haw once out in No
Jraska. At a station called Button " 01
, ho extension of the Burlington road , tin
whole town for about n month wan om
freight car. Yes , sir , just ono froigh
car run out on u couple of old rails by tin
sidoof the track. It contained thofrioghl
jflico , ticket ollico , telegraph oilico. wait
ng room , express ollico , post oflico , iu'
a real estate ollico , a grocery with wol
goods attachment , n small atopk of drj
; oods , and the agricultural itnploinenl
nati had his stock scattered all around ,
> tnd his ollico in the car. The railroad
igent's family lived in the car , too , and
lis wife took in boarders. Nor that ain't
11. The last day I was there I aaw n
ign on that car , "Furnished Rooms to
lent , " but I afterwords learned that it
noant a bunk in the tent on the roof.
wouldn't exaggerate about this freight
ar just to got in a little joke like that. "
Tlio I'\ivorllo
i Hutchot.
' /Is / your vfifoa musician ? " eaid M * .
Crimea to Mr , Groathoart last week.
"I nm proud to say she is a musician
f great power , " ws the reply.
"What is her favorite instrument } "
"Tho "
organ.
"Indeed ; what make tlooa she prefer ? "
"Her preference is the nasal organ. "
"Too nasal organ ? Why , what do
ou moan ? "
"Jim what I say. You can satisfy
ouraolf of the truth of my statement any
ight after 11 o'clock by placing yourself
vitlun reasonable , distance
oom. "
Too MucU Klour for tlio Whisky ,
ilaho Cour d'AIene Kalo. (
A train of aixtoon inulea , fifteen loaded
nth whisky and ono with Hour , arrived
.t Ktglo a few days ugo , and u man from
Montana wanted to know what thuy
were going to do with all that Hour.
A COIilSKl'M KOIl CHIOAOO.
Now niul OlKnntio Aittuopiucnl Kntci
D.itt Oostclld'M
Chk'Ugo New ( i.
A stock company of Now York nnd Ch
cage cjipitalists , representing ? . ' )00,000
hits been organized to erect the Clncag
Uoman collaoum , which will be like Mail
ison Square Rnrduii , in Now York , thoiti ?
on a much larger senle. Dan Costcllo , tit
celebrated Now York shopman an
"muiur , " is QUO of the leading spirits c
the ontcrbriio ,
'They want a ehango in ntwucmoiita ,
ho eaiit yeskrJay. " 'Ihey have bee
'showed' out , 'aung' out , 'played , out
and generally wearied of the present ays
torn of entertainment. Did you eve
think how many women and. childre
there were in this city who had no plac
of amusement until the cheap museum
opened ? This new enterprise \ull bo
show for everybody , but it will bo till
ferent from the museums , A lease c
ton years , with the privilege of twontj
has been obtained of the vacant block r
Wabwh avenue ami C ngros ( , street
Architects are at work on tlio plsns mv
and will give them to mo soon , may b
to-morrow. Tlio building will cost § 500
000. It will bo 110 by Jliitl feet , facing u
the nvenuo. The stngo will be the large !
in the world , 1)0 ) by 110 foot. The seal
and atago will bo so constructed that the
can bo raised , leaving nn area 00 by S2H
feut , which can bo used aa a rink or fu
tournaments. The Boat * will face a sot
of court , which will bo surrounded by
20-fuol driving track , one-eighth ot
mile in length , to bo used for chariot n
ces nnd the like. The lowest scats will b
about live feet above this track , BO thn
no accident can happen to the spectator !
On the inside of tlio track there will b
n sort of rostrum which the jndgea ca
use. When thostngo is set it will bo con
nected with a pavilion , Ou by 85 feet , i
in which a procession can form am
march directly on and oil' the atnge
There is a London theater built ntto
this'manner , and it is very convenient
Uack of the stn o there will bo a tiO-foi )
court , which can bo opened to the viu\ \
of the nudiencu by making virtually
stage of 170 feet depth , nnd wsll ntlbn
great facilities for panoramic views. Th
building ia to bo 85 feet high. The thin
story will bean open promenade ; nbov
it nnd supported by heavy pillars will b
a flower garden. In the center of all th
upper lloora there will bo n well-hole cov
ered with wire , which will permit th
quests above to look down onto th
amusements in the ring. The main towe
nt the corner of the streets is to bo 12
feet high. The building will easily accom
modntu 10,01)0 ) , the seating capacity c
the theater being 0,000. The standn
price of admission will bo .0 contc
whether the amusement be grand oper
or something else. Wo expect to brca
ground soon nnd to open the building b
thanksgiving day. _
The Moral of HID Walking Matoli.
I'hilndolphin Kecord.
If Una been said that n walking mate ]
is more brutal than a pii/o light , ninco i
is an exhibition of the Ion eat aninin
quality of which the human race is pos
Bcascdiz. . , endurance , and since itaevi
ellects upon the nyatem are B i inticl
greater This may bo so , yet results ar
worth something. The cash result t
Fitzgerald is said to bo § 12,500 ; to Row
oil , § 5,000 ; to Pancholt , § 2,750 ; toNorc
mac , ? 1,750 ; to llorty , $1,250 ; to Vint
§ 1,000. and to EUon , § 750. Those i
were all that were left out of fourtee :
who started on the six-day raco.
Lot us , in imagination , substitute yeai
for days , nnd replace the fourteen pode.i
trinns by fourteen young men of 20 yoai
of ago , each of whom haa for the proviot
three or four yearn been straining over
nerve to qualify himself for a profession-
the pulpit , law , physio , painting , arch
lecture any learned or artistic pursui
Lot us reckon up the earnings of tliet
young men during the six years , and , di
ducting therefrom what it has cost thei
to liyu , let us see if tlioy are likely t
have in their possession nt the end of ei
years the sum of twenty live thousan
dollars. During that time the chance
are that worry and want of work wil
have killed two or three , and that worr ;
andovorworkwillhaveinjurcdthreoorfoii
oUiors ; BO that the only ones that wil
in u few moro years bo left to achiov
substantial success will bo , ruling encases
cases of exceptional good tortune , thos
who are possessed of the greatest otiiyin
power , the most endurance. So long n
the public subscribe amounts like tin
for the privilege of Booing men walk , B
long will there be walkers. The degrn
ilation , if there is any , rests with th
spectators , while the foolishness ia abon
equally divided between them and thee
wlio enter upon the race without prBscs
sing the essential qualifications.
Train Tulle.
Chicago Herald ,
"llow much are yon going to tax m
to-day , conductor ! " inquired a pnssongc
who not on the train without iv ticket.
"Where are you going ? '
"Chicago. "
Two-forty. "
"That's too darn high , conductor. Yo
chaps on this road tax a fellera oed dea
more than they do over on the Central.
"Two-forty , please. "
The money wan paid over and quiotl ;
transferred to the conductor' * ) pocket
but no memorandum thereof made o ;
the conductor'u note book ,
"It boata all how this tariff reform idc
in spreading , " remarked nn obaorvin
passenger , nftor the conductor hud passoi
, o the ether end of the car.
"What makes you think HO. "
"Why oven the railroad men nro got
.ing BO they believe in taxes for revonui
All lUyO tO J5llnlllH8. !
Wall Street NOWH ,
A Brooklyn man who hit wheat for i
ow thousand last week rushed aroum
nnd rented a brown stone front , and thei
sought the services of a furniture mover
"I'll take it by the job and do the fail
! iinr ( by you , " replied the mover.
"Well , how fair ? "
"I'll ' say $50 for the two. "
"What two' * "
"Why , the moving this week into tin
jrown atone front , and the moving li
about n month , from that into a cheap
rame house in the aiiburbal I alwuyn jol
lie two moves together in the case of i
; rain speculator. "
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