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tn upoaklnff of n person's fankc ,
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Until ho'd fairly tried ;
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Wo know tlo world h wldo.
Some may have faults and who UM not !
The old M well M young )
Wo may pnrh p . for aught wo know ,
Have fifty to their ono.
[ 11 tell yon of n bettor plan ,
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To try my own defect * to euro
Before of others tell.
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No worse than porno I know ,
My own shortcoming bid mo lot
The faults of others go.
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To slander friend or fee ,
Think of the harm ono word may doTe
To these wo little know.
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Our chickens , "roost at homo ; "
Don't npok of others' faults until
Wo have nano of our own ,
own1'hlladolphla [ Call.
HONEY FOU THE
Flower bonnets are roUvod under now
namoa and shapes.
Turkey rod caRcn will bo much used for
children B morning drot&o * .
Kncurlal gronadlno will bo elegantly worn
'both ' for afternoon , ovonliig , and church dress
next Bnasnn.
Huts nro mostly made with moderately
high , round nnd Hut brims , sometimes slightly
turned up on ono side
Fashionable nvorsklrtt nro now cut with
Homo Hqunronofn. and often liavo n plain back
brondth gathered slightly and formed into onu
pouf.
1'rptty evening dresses nro made of the Bat-
lim of last season , veiled or covered with tlio
fashionable bonded or epiggod tidlo of this
season.
An artistic novelty has recently boon tiro-
dnced In tlm way f an indoor toilet of dark
bluo-grny cloth , with n tabllor and waistcoat
of real swallows.
Ginghams In monchrono , trimmed with
many rou-H of white washing braid , will bo
fnvorlto utility droesoa for the mountain and
sonjldo this summer.
Now lunch nnd breakfast cloths , with nnp-
kins to match , come In ftquaros of white or
tinted damask , with bright colored or vari
colored borders nnd knotted fringes.
When two young ladles kiss each other they
fulfill a gospel injunction. They nro doing
unto each other what they would that men
bhould do unto thorn. [ Kloctrlo Light.
Small birds nestling In biilllant foliage nro
fashionably employed Instead of flowers upon
pome colored or white straw bonnets , while
hats are much trimmed with smooth feathers.
Ottoman or ribbed silk is still nt fashionable
as ever , both plain and bro.adod all over in
pattern ! ) of satin or volvot. In the latter
style it compose * most rich and drossy tullotH.
English women have begun to adopt a fash'
ion introduced by a graceful Spaniard at a re
cent reception In London a kid embroidered
jacket , matching the exact shade of the velvet
skirt.
"Yes , " sighed Amelia , "boforo marriage
George profoascd himself to bo willing to dlo
for mo , nnd now ho won't got his life Insured
In my favor , " and the poor girl burst Into a
fashionable flood of tears.
Practice of wearing red veils Is getting to bo
qulto universal In Now York. It Is adopted
oven by florid parsons ; but to such an have
high color , the rod veil , either of gronadlno or
dotted not , Is n singular choice indeed , and
most Inappropriate.
It is not n great risk for a rich bachelor to
olTcr a prize of a silk dress to the voung lady
who can chat half an hour and not say "per
fectly lovely , " provided she is not talking
about other ladles , when , of course , it would
bo perfectly something olso.
The old fashioned Gypsy bonnets , with lace
plantings inside tlio brim , and laden outside
with wreaths and sprays of rare French ( low-
era will bo the head covering par excellence for
the pretty yonnp girls this spring. Later on ,
the Gypsy will bo made of shirred crape or
silk mull.
In many of the now costumon the bodlco Is
peaked in front nnd nt the back ; it is contin
ued Into n drapery forming the inevitable puff
of the tournuro. Tlio skirt is either plain and
trimmed across with bruld , tucks or bios
bands , or else pleated iu round hollow pleats.
In olthor case there la generally ono , two , or
three narrow ilutlngs round the foot.
A bonnet of very dark preen straw and fillk
Is trimmed with bright rod popples ; upon dark
blue straw ami velvet U laid a cluster of
croamy-whlto and pule pink roses ; nnd ever
dark brown a bouquet uf palo yellow prim-
rosos. The vlolotto U also made of colored
tulle to match , with chonlllo dots ; this , how
ever , Is not ulnravs a happy combination , nnd
Iu many cases black Is were becoming.
Velvet will bo combined with the nlry
gnuzos and other transparent tissues worn the
coming season. Gauze bodices , It Is said , will
have velvet facings turned down to form a
bertha. Similar fuclnira , nddod to the short
slcovos , nnd cocked bows of velvet to corres
pond , are not hero and there , butterfly fashion ,
among the folds of the cloud like draping.
Tinted surah and light H all tin line jinny of
the ologunt wraps and stylish vlultos now worn
with full drnss , but ax the summer udvnnceB.
a'l ' foundation will bo dispensed with , and
"all-over" nets of various patterns , matching
the Kscnrial , Oriental , Spanish , rose point ,
applique , Stephanie , and other laces.will alone
bo wed for vlsltos , pelerines , half dolmaun.aud
Swlns capos , to bo worn ever toilota of the
palest colon ,
Manyladiea nronu'niu choosing the glazed
klU glove in preference to tho. < o which are un-
dros ed. Silk uud silk linen gloves will , how
ever , tnko the loud in popularity whnu the
weather bocomca uncomfortably warm. The
latest mnkos of these in Jeruoy style , nro very
haudnomo In fit , finish , and coloring. Few
ladies chooBO the gauntleted gluvea which were
EO widely liornldoil. These glovea never were
pretty , null ulwuya suggest a whip and reins
as their proper accompaniments ,
Auomonoa are to bo the ( lowers of the sea-
eon , that h , us long as they continue to blox-
Horn. Artificial unemonea nro uaed on ii.ll-
Hnory. nnd If well made , nro very pretty and
becoming , besides being rather novel , 'tho
nlcolybleudod , varied tints harmonizing well
with moit complexion * . The quaintest
and almost the ugliest millinery deco
ration thus far wurn was noticed lately tu un
ultra spring bonnet , and wus nothing more or
Ics4 than a group uf fungi mixed with grasses.
Mantles nro undergoing imito a transforma
tion. They ate criidually becoming longer ,
wider , uud ore boaldo , BO much trimmed uud
draped that they are very near bu ] > ersodliig
tha dress altogether ; they uuito all tha com
binations until now attributed to drosses.
They have pull's ; they are made nf two differ
ent muterlula. Wu ecolong mantles madu of
plain tinsuo , witli long mid ample sleeves
iniido of u material with a pattern , over a
ground of the color of the fabric used
fur the lU'iiitlo. Bluing mantles are
very long nnd very much trimmed. Sum
mer ones will ba very short and of varied
ahapos.
ludlu veiling , a lovely soft material , closely -
ly resembling India cashmere , Isthu iiuwt pop
ular of the Bbveral graded uud qualities uf volt-
Ing * thown thii aensau. It ii oxquUltoly tine ,
and drupe * tutst gracefully. It In elf colored
iuall futhlonubla ehades , light or dark , uud Is
inont tllectlvo when ita giirulturu conalaU of
wave * of croainy lace. Young UJIoj , bow-
t\D , the criming Hummer will Una the dellcjto
shade * , mull as dove , fawn , palo ollvo mauve ,
almond , ami the like , for church and ultoriumn
dross. In this coxa the tkirtx are kilted , ttw
long aprou o\orrkiit. simply finished with n
broad hem , and the druplngu huld by Ottoman
ribbons ut euch tldo , the bodice alone lioiug
trimmed with pleating * of luca about the nick
and ( leaven.
The prettiest style at present of arranging
the oollfuio where the liulr ia wuru high , u to
coil the locks from the buck Into a French
twbt , then nt each ldo of the twlit UJK > II the
crown of the bead , the bulr ia urruugeu in tha
shape of iv figure 8 , and prwiiod clottly to the
twin. A Jnoie Jrtfcay funhloii ubupej the hair
dona to tua top of thetwUtlnto Japanese
coils , through which jewel tipped pliu ore
run , Another Jinhlon ia to cell the braids of
tha head , and where the
curly Lunglry bang cola the braid on Mia
crown * of the bond ft connecting link In re
quired to cover the space. For Mils purnoio
nro mod velvet covered bands two or three
rnado incliunto fashion , such M nre seen npon
the heads of Greek fieuroi In iiMntlng and
sculpture ; but these pruvo often highly unbe
coming. There nro shown qulto n astonish
ing variety of ornament * for the hair jmt
DOW. Side combs , bock com s , half circles ,
nnd pins without number are Hlnplayad. Those
fttmldcd with mock diamonds nro clmrmtnp
for full dross occasions , nnd the girls who wear
their 1mlr In Miort rings nil n\cr the ho < 1 , mo
tiny sldo combi to keep their refnctory locks
out of tholr eyes. To many tneso glittering
Ornaments nro nlno very fashionable Pgaln ,
nd when the ( tool in pure nnd finely cut It
glitters like dlnmnnds.
Tell Mo Mother.
Tell mo , mother , toll yoiir daughter ,
Toll mo truly , do not scoff.
Toll mo If you think I mightcr
Tnko those domed old flannolBod.
fKvnnsvlllo Argus.
MUSIOATj AND DUAMAT1C ,
Mr. Lnwronco Barrett opens nt tbo London
Lyceum under the best auspices. Most of the
noatfl nro already taken.
Mmn. ItUtorl has marked out Lady Mao
both , Queen Kli/nboth , Mnrlo Antoinette , Mc-
dla and Afnry Stuart for her American tour ,
which Is to begin In Now York nt the otid of
September.
Schubort's opus number runs up to 1,113 , ,
nnd ho died at 31 years. Of 457 songs per
haps n few dozen only nro generally known.
They now spend 42,000 guidon on his monu-
mont. but durlug his lifetime ho received only
82.12 for one of hid mastcrworks.
Mary Anderson refused to play the day of
tbo diiko of Albany's funoral. Mary deems to
have acquired n very midden nnd strong af
fection for Kngllsh royalty , nnd her tears on
tbo occasion of the dudo'a death were perhaps
ns copious and sincere as tboso shed by seine
of his relatives.
Mine. Matorna and Mo srs. Wlnklnmann
nnd Sonrin sailed in the Alaska on Saturday
liiut , nnd nro expected to arrive early next
week. They will mnko their first appearance
In America during the following week In Bos
ton. The sale 'or the Wagner coacorts in
Now York is Immnnio.
ills ! Kmm Juch bus been engaged to sing
a solo nt the Chlcngo Musical Fo tt\nl iioxt
month. She occupies n iilcho In the teinpln of
ouiluring fnmo on the recommendation of Mr.
JImmlo Morrlfiioy , who says aim la the rival of
L'uttI , Inasmuch as Mr. Mnrrlnsoy used t < i
cry In the wilderness abo.vi of J'.mma Abbott ,
It Is presumed bo knows wliat bo la talking
about. '
Sardnu has completed n now drama for
Sarah Bernhnrdt. The scene is placed iu tbo
period of the llonatssanco. The cost of cus-
tumea andsconory to mount It properly is esti
mated at 8,000. M. Dcrenbourg , the man
ager of the I'orto Saint Mar tin Theatre , where
It was to bo Riven , objected to the cost , and
rather than nudortnko its preparation resigned
his position.
Colonel Mapleson announces n short reason
of opera nt the Now York Academy of Music ,
which will open on the llth lust , with "jin-
dn , " with Mine. Patti appearing iu the title
role. On the following Wednesday evening
Mine. Gcrater will make her reappearance ns
In ' 'Elislr d'Amoro "
Adlna , ana on Friday
OTOniDg"Itomeo doGlulletU" will bo produced
with Mine. Patti nsGiullcttn , and Signer Ni-
colinl as Jlomeo.
Although nearly 72 years of ago , Mr. 0. W.
Couldock , who plays the part of Dunstan with
the "Hnzel Klrko"
Madison Square company ,
feels on strong and robust as ho did ton years
ago. There are but two actors on tbo Ameri
can etngo to-day older than the gontlomnn.
They ere Mr. Win. Warren , of the Boston
museum , and Mr. John Gilbert , of Wallack's
theater. Now York. Both have turned 70 by
two or throe years.
A curious table has boon complied showing
the demands made on the vocalists engaged at
the Imperial Opera In Vienna. Tim num
bers following the names hero given show
how often during 1883 each vocalist sang , while
thojo in parenthesis Indicates the number of
times tbo terms cf their contracts would have
justified the management Iu calling upon
thorn : Motorna , 30 (04) ( ) ; Wlnkolmann , 37 (50 (
Scnrla , 72 (76) ( ) ) Dock , 48 (08) ( ) : Walter , 31 (45 (
Koichmann , 40 (05) ( ) ; Papier , 73 (105) ( ) ; Blanch
CO (72) ( ) , oto.
" At the sixth closing exhibition of the Royal
Conservatory of Muslo nt Leipzig , the per
formance of Professor 1'dwin Iligloy , for
merly of Middlebury , "Vermont , seems to have
mot with n flattering reception. The distin
guished critic , Paul Humoycr , commenting on
the exorcises In The Lolpzigor Togoblatt , re-
murks : Bach's Doric Fugue was rendered by
Mr , Hlgloy with complete corroctuoHS , as well
on the technical as on the musical side. Ills
playing was distinguished throughout by good
phrasing and rlij tlimlcal certainty. " Pro
fessor Iligloy will gu to Worcester , Mass. , on
his return to this country this month.
Mr. Josopli Jotlorson will travel only 20
weeks next season. Ho Is conducting his af
faire at present upon n basis which is avoided
by all other other theatrical stars. It is his
Intention to play from September until the
last of December , which is generally consid
ered the worst part of the dramatic season ,
particularly iu an election year. Seventeen
weeks out of the 20 which nro laid out for his
tour nro said to bo arranged exclusively
among ono night stands. It Is Mr. Jefferson s
Impression that ho U strongest in the smaller
towns along that somewhat vnguo and far-
reaching region known as "tho road , ' Ho
will travel In a private car arranged upon the
hotel priudplo , thus avolUlngtho necessity of
routing hln company out at nil hours of the
night to tnko unseemly trains. The hotel car ,
so far 03 its employment in theatrical affairs
Is concerned , hni worked n great clungo In
tbo system of travel. The comfort of the
actors la greatly enhanced , both In tbo matter
of eating and bleeping ,
A Talc of Two Cities.
A Now York girl visited Boston
Wont to wulk ; but the lint street she cross
ed on
Took her out of the way ,
So tha traveled all day
And arrived at the spot she got lost on.
A Boston girl came to Now York
And tried eating ice creum with fork ,
But the tax and the strain
Proved too nm > b for her brnln
So she went buck to baked beans nnd park.
[ The Judge.
PHPPUIIAIINX DROPS ,
Henry Irvlng'a criticism on Indianapolis Is :
"It Is a olio-homo town and has too muuy fat
lading
A St. LouU man smoked cigarettes until ho
fainted. Nobody over hoard of a Chicago man
fainting.
Iu Siberia a man can buy n wife for eight
dog * , but In this countay It Is doga sometimes
that prevent a man from getting n wife ,
It la ouMer to put a pair of cull buttons Into
n now pair of four ply cuffs with your finger
nails cut down below tha qu'ck tatn to tell
when spring has really nut Iu to utuy. [ Puuch ,
A inanufacturorof white wluo vinegar claims
that bis compound In ao much bettor than tha
old-fuahioneu concoction that he Inn adopted
the Mgu of "Who will care for mother now-
[ Mo ton Courier.
Now York hits a boclal atrouy called "pink
dlmiora. " but wo do not know why. unions it
is to bn distinguished from tilt ) Monday meal * ,
when the cook helps with the wash. They
uro always blue dinners ,
A unui ut Hot Spring * , Arkansas , has been
fined g-'OO for killing an editor. That follow
will ba more careful hereafter , Hud bo killed
uuy other aort of u man ho would have
beau asked out to drink uud elected to an of
fice.
fice.Fur
Fur western folks cau stand good dealbut
wbou it comoi to homo stealing think it U
lime to draw the line , which thuy do by hitch-
lug u cloth * ) Una to the thief ami throwing ono
end mer , thu limb of u troo. Thou till help
draw it.
"Wai not Mr. George Washington John-
eon afraid to dloj" asked a gnntloiuau of one
i'f the friends of u departed colored man.
"Oh , Lot" was the reply , "ha took moru'n ten
dollar * worth of patent inedlaona durlu' bin
loo' Mcknuta. "
About the mail punctious workman we
over he rd of wtw the carpenter , In one of our
now houaiw , who had b.s hammer ! railed to
utrlke a nail lust u the whUUea blow for
noon , arrested it iu U J midooune. quietly
l&ld it down , and made dajh fur hi * dinner
pall. [ Burlington JT'ree Pn ,
"Nelu. How Bilborwunn , I don't buy dot
ring off you for no hundort dollar , n' I ilon'
do no plzncss mlt you votovor , don't It. " "Vy
I didn't buy dot ring off Sllbotnmnn , h ?
Veil , Sllbormannnscoln' to tnarty my vlfo
vunco ; un' ho didn't. Von m n was ochtnart-
cr at I , I don' ' 'o ' no pizness mtt him riln't
UV { Adapted from the gorra n , for Puck.
A Tuoon , A. T. , paper says that ono after
noon recently whou the etui-bound passenger
train WM about ton miles -out a rare mlrgo of
the entire train wai roflsctod on the western
horizon , ami could bo seen moving at n rapid
rate for moro than one milo along in the nlr ,
The color of the caw wns very distinct , and
the entire train no well outlined that it wn
Tiiadlly Identified on its approach to the depot.
The sight wni witao'sod by n largo number of
persons.
"it won n Cosa avenue car. The man In the
corner had observed to the passenger opposite
that It was "a very pretty day , very pretty
day , nlr. " "I should hardly call It pretty , "
answered the other In a gruff tone. "It a
fine day , that's what you moan. " "I suld
pretty , " rotated tha first speaker. "Audi
" his vls-a-vls. " 'Gontlo-
ald line , growled - - -
men , " said an old fanner with n carpet atchcl ,
"It's n bontofoo ) day for butchorln * hogs. "
"It's a heavenly day for the matlnoo , " llspod
n sweet young thing of fifty. "Good day , "
said the first speaker , abruptly , M ho bolted
from the car ' 'I'll BOO you again. " "S'mother
day , " murmured the ministerial looking man
who had not yet spoken. Detroit Free 1'rosn.
The latest poker story hai fur IU hero a
neat , elderl ? gontlemnn with n portly figure ,
long white heard , and n penchant for white
vcsti. This courtly old goutlomnn happens to
bo a stammerer. Ono night ho returns homo
with his humlnMiio , long whlto beard nnd beau
tiful expanse of > est pattern , n matted , inoppy
mi : 3 ot tobacco julca nnd tobacco quids ,
" de " bin wlfo "whero have
"Why , my r , says ,
you been ! " "Boon p p-playing p p.pukor , " ho
rcplloi. "But you are n sight to nehold , " exclaims -
claims the wlfo , "your board nnd vest nro pos
itively reeking with tobacco juice nnd old
plugs. " "C-c-couIdn't help it , " expostulates
the old gentleman. "Oh , but couldn't you
turn your head to ono tldo when you spit ? "
suggests the wlfo. "N-n-no , my d-denr , " re
plied the husband , "n-n-not with these f-f-fel-
lorsl"
Cru y QtilH ,
The crazy quilts nro now tbo rage
In which tbo ladles all engngo ;
They sow nnd stitch till hours Into ;
All seams nro crooked , nouo nro straight.
Did you over BOO n crazy quilt ?
Black , rod , blue grocn , all mixed with gilt ,
All in n cluster , nil remote ,
Kinged , striped and specked , llko Joseph's
coat.
A winding stair it represents ,
Or Bomotlmo.s llko n zigzag fence ;
Both length and breadth thoao nooka extend ,
Hnvo no beginning or no oud.
These blocks nro neither square nor round ,
All In n jutnblo , upsldo down.
Of nil the quilts it will outrank
The crazy quilt it is a crank.
CONNUBIAL ! 1'IKS.
.T. J. Goodlet , nged 70 years , nnd Alice
Norton , nged 22 years , were married recently
nt the bride's residence In Anderson county ,
Kentucky.
The .uiclont leap-year girl who "wouldn't
marry the best man living , " has just engaged
herself to a street loafer , She stuck to her
word. [ Kentucky State Journal ,
Mary Jane Baldwin , n Lang Island girl ,
who , because ono of her rejected ndmlrora
uuicidod , vowed she would "never marry all
the days of her life , " was married at midnight
last Sunday.
"My girl has given me up , " ho said ;
"All on account of her mother ,
But 'there's just as good fish in the sen , '
And I must fish for another. "
[ Kentucky Ststo Journal.
Kverybody itchcn and burns and aches and
writhes with the intonsost desire to marry.
r Blonde nnd Brunette of the Sunny Climo.
Great heavens pirlal Lot up on buckwheat
cake3. [ Bradford Sunday Mull.
If a foreign dude cornea to Chicago and ex
pects to marry a millionairess , simply because
ha parts bis hair In the middle , wears glasses ,
cano and corsets , ho will bo shocked to hoar
that Chicago girls are partial to real men.
[ Carl Pretzel's Weekly.
Quite a party had assembled at the residence
of a young lady in Rah way , N. Y. , last
Thursday , to witness her marriage. She had
driven out , as she said , to tbo residence of the
minister to bring him around. They waited
for throe mortal hours and no bride camo. In
vestigation showed that eho and tbo minister
bad boon married.
A wealthy Scandinavian from Bismarck ,
Dakota , arrived in St. Paul , Minn. , last weak ,
and Bald ho wanted n wlfo. At the depot hemet
mot for the first time a man to whom ho of
fered 3200 if ho would find hitiui wlfo on abort
notlco. The man took him to bis own house
and introduced him to his daughter. The bar
gain was quickly made , and ns a guarunteo of
good faith the man from Dakota transferred
§ 40,000 worth of Bismarck property to his intended -
tended bride. The marriage took plnco on
Saturday lust.
A Polish marriage broker in Now York ( has
sued another son of Poland to recover $370
for procuring a suitable lady for him to marry.
She was to bo young , well built , pretty , and ,
if possible , wealthy. Fur procuring eucb n
one ho was to receive S100 and 1(1 per cent of
her reputed wealth. The defendant answers
by Raying that the ludyprovldodliy | the broker ,
while youiif and worth $2,700 In her own
right , is neither pretty nor well'put together ;
in fact is homely , which ho alleges is the roj
eon she hau not married long ago ,
Tufty.
She bad no wealth of ( lowing trosRCs ;
She hnd no wondrous store of tin ;
Her hair nnd purno , the bard confesses ,
Wcro rather thin ,
She had no soul-ensnaring glances ,
And in her cheek was no or a dimple ,
She stir.ed no po t' > i errant fancies ,
And looked half ulmplo.
But yet flio won the hearts of nil men
Ai'd boil moro oilers iu a week , '
From good and bad , from chort and tall men ,
Than fame c n speak.
You woudor tbon whut wes her dowert
Well. I will try to toll you briefly ;
It was her taffy-giving pow r.
Foremost and chiefly.
[ Harvard Lampoon ,
FANCY FOOD.
The spring chicken now makea tbo broil. JJfJ
Broiled shad roe is now In order for break
fast.
Spring lamb la almost good enough to oat
now ,
Lettuce improves in quality aj .spring nd
vancon.
Oyotora are losing tholr fine quality very
rapidly ,
There | s promised an abundance of shad
this your ,
Lovcra of calory have but a few moro days
to enjoy it.
Best of salads now Is that of new tomatooj
and lettuce.
Boar moat fells iu roarko * n twenty-live
couts a pound ,
Buckwheat cakes have been put away on
the ehulf for 1S85.
The butchers are tolling all Borta of stories
about Chicago dressed.
An odd inoia , made of terrapin , oysters and
mutbrooms , linn buou introduced.
Artificial Worceatenhtre eauco can usually
> > o detected by tbo intense boat.
Shad roe broiled wltn llhlne wino is includ
ed among "delicious breakfast dUhes , "
Gibletaatewi'd after the Swiss style , and
v. Him touch of wine , are very delicious.
.Hotel Mill.
Hauler KKCH anil Bonnets.
The layi that pontivo poets dug
Of Kaetflr eggs uud hard-shell upriug ,
In harp , staccato sonnets ,
Are rhythmic , rollicking ami rare ,
But none can ever quite compare
To the symphony in bonnets.
JOIiLY
i Ai ' * * > ? > whoso father was advised to
urtnlt ale because the doctor suld ha was ruu
uowu , wa * cauaht pouring o bottle of ale into
M elr clock "Why , Johnny , what are you
d'-Ingl" ' "I om firing the clock , momma ; it
liaa run down. "
"What was Iu tha ark of the covenant
which the prip ts carried on their nhoulderal' '
Mtknd n Sunday school toucher of her cliws of
bay * . Up went n Rmnil hitnd. You mny toll ,
Jimmy , " she said. "Ncmh and hl family ,
and two of orery HvlnK cronturo , " was the
prompt reply.
Ono Sunday a Snndcrlnnd , Mass , , superin
tendent , after the lp non was closed , rnkod the
llttlo boys the following miestlon from the
mailer quottlor book : "Who knows hotter
than father or mother ) " A llttlo five-year old
promptly answered , "I do. "
Boyhood is candid , and middle ngo , though
it may think the n.imo thlnys , is reticent.
"What part , " asked the Sunday school toahor ,
"of tho'Burial of Sir John Mooro'do you llko
boat ! " Ho was thoughtful for a moment , and
then replied : "Fow and short were the pray
ers said. "
Tull for tlio Shore.
Lot us all pull out of the sea of slcknrts
and despondency , and pet onto n rock fotuuln-
tion of RoodJ stronjr health , llimlock Wood
HitUn are tlu thing to pull for. They are ono
of tlio most renowned health restoratives over
manufactured.
THE CHICKENS * MOTHEU.
"WhichTho lion That Imtd the Eggs
or the iloii Tlint Hatched
Tlioia ?
Cincinnati Crmmorclal Onzctto.
Yesterday Lewis Jandor , the keeper of
the East End garden , appeared before
'Squire Schwab and swore out a warranl
for tlio arrest of Mrs. Katherine Peters
on the charge of provocation. The trou
ble between 'the ' two neighbor grow oul
of the division of an egg , which both
claimed , but to which neither had an ex
clusive right. Mrs. Peters owned a fine
brown Leghorn hon , to which she was
greatly attacked , and Jaudor owned n
largo Brahma rooster.
The rooster and the hen were constant
companions , either the rooster was on a
visit to the hen or the hon was over seeing -
ing its neighbor rooster. Yesterday a fine
largo fresh egg was found by _ a son of Mro.
Peters , who started to take it homo , when
ho was caught by Jandcr and compelled
to give it up. When the boy told his
mother she immediately wont to Jandor
and demanded of htm the egg. Ho re
fused , and soon a free for all was indulg
ed in , the winner to take the egg. It was
nip and tuck , and finally 'Squire Schwab
was called on to decide who was the real
owner of the egg. Ho stated that it was
a question of law on which ho was not
posted , and the matter is referred to the
public for a decision.
SCUOFULA. A mcdicno that destroys
the germs of Scrofula and lias the power
to root it out is appreciated by the af
flicted. The remarkable cures of men
women and children as described by tes
timonials , prove Hood's Sarsaparilla a re
liable medicine containing romcdia agents
which eradicate Scrofula from the blood.
100 doses § 1,00. Sold by all dealers. C.
I. Hood & Co. . Lowell , Mass.
Tight Trousers.
Philadelphia Il'cord.
' Here , conductor , this young man's
fainted. "
The words wore uttered in a tone of
great excitement by a stout woman of
about 40 years of ago , last evening in a
Columbia avenue car , and as cho spoke a
alitn youth who was seated beside her in
a corner of the car fell forward and
dropped in a heap upon the straw.
With the assistance of a gentleman the
conductor lifted the senseless youth on
to the seat , and two minutes later , as the
car passed a drug store , pulled the bell
strap , and followed by a half a dozen in
terested passengers , five of whom were
women , carried him into the store , where
ho was placed on a lounge in the back
room.
A doctor was hurriedly summoned , and
after a disappearance of about ten min
utes the young man and the physician
came out of the room , which had boon
closed , arm in arm. The young man's
face was still pale , and ho walked with a
very perceptible tremor. After . few
moment's rest the young man got on
another car and wont away , and the doc
tor said : "This is the fourth case this
month I have seen of the deadly effects
of wearing tight trousers , and had that
young man not been attended to promptly
ho might have boon in great danger. "
"Tight trousers ? " queried a bystander ,
incroduously.
"Yes , sir ; tight trousersl Why you
can not imagine how often wo doctors
have to treat cases of illness brought on
by no other cause. Take that young
man , for instance ; his trousers were at
least four sizes too small for him ; not too
short , of course , but too tight , and for
hours and hours ho had been walking
about a pressure of at least 275 pounds to
the equaru inch on his oloxii vivisectoria
arteries , which uro situated in the calves
of the human legs. This tremendous
pressure forces the blood into channels
not able to carry it witluut undue
straining , and although the victim
feels no pain ho is liable at any moment
to topple over in a swoon , and unless
relief is promptly given a long and serious
illness is likely to follow. It is a similar
trouble to that experienced when it was
the fashion for ladies to wear very tight
sleeves , except that in the case of tight
trousers the material is heavier , the
arteries larger , and Hw result apt to bo
moro dangerous and difficult to roliovo. "
"I'm All Broke Up ! "
This la tbo usual exclamation of one nllllctod
with rheuinatluin , or luiiiaucun. lUieutnntio
people are Indeed entitled to our elacoro sym
pathy and commiseration. Speedy relief Is
offered them In Vr. Thorna ? I'chctrie Ml. It
la the sworn enemy of all qchea and pains.
P. J , Sundell , a Scandinavian , on his
way from Lodi , D , T. , to Moscow , Idaho ,
was knocked down and robbed of SIbO
on the river bank near the foot of Ne
braska street , Sioux City , about 4 o'clock
last Tuesday afternoon.
Weak people should use Samaritan
Nervine , the great nerve conqueror.
"My wifo'a 3 years nervous affliction , "
says Rev. J. A. Edie , of Beaver , Pa ,
"was cured by Samaritan Nervine. "
81.50 at Drugqists.
The Des Moines News says : "The
plain truth ia that many laborers and
mechanics 010 nut of work , and the city
atauds iu far moro uoedof employers than
employes. "
l'M Acid 1'lionplmto
In Debility From Overwork.
Dr. G. W. COLLINS , Tipton , Ind. ,
says : "I used it in nervous debility
brought on by overwork in warm weather ,
with good results. "
AH aged couple by the name of Neoly ,
living in Tipton , came very _ near being
tuUbcated by coal gas Friday night lost ,
They were unconscious four hours from
the time they were discoverd.
Instructive
Sotuo of the testimonials from different people -
plo relative to Thortuit' Adictric Oil , and
the lellef It has given them when dlatrtuaed
with headache , earache , and touchacha are M
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a range of prices from the Cheapest to the moat Expensive.
Parlor Goods
Now ready for tlio inspection of cus
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Suits and Odd Pieces.
Draperies.
Complete stock of nil the latest
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Lnco Curtains , Etc. , Etc.
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