DAILY BEtt bATUltDAY , MAttCII 22,188-i.
CAPITAL PRIZE , $75,000 ,
raTlcket.i only $5 , Shnroa In I'roporUonTFi
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Louisiana Siato Lot'ery ' Company ,
" 11'e tto hcnhv ea-tijii that w tuptrvlsc the nr.
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0 do do ( lee 4,600
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COUNCIL ULUPFS ,
TOO BIG-HEARTED TO LIVE ,
A Mnscm Manager Talks About Fat
Women ,
Their Hnrl.v Dcnllis
to Iinck. of KvrelHo Fair
mill l''nt Inn Seldom
l-'orly.
Now York .linirnal.
"They nil Kl ) olViu the snnio way , " ob
served the muii who fttArti'il the first dime
nuiauuiu iu tliu iSowury to u ilournnl reporter -
porter ycstoriluy. "Senrculy hns a wonmu
reached a sizu that draws crowds to sco
her , when thu old man with a scythe steps
in and mows down your Cut freak , not to
Bieak | of your prolita. "
"FiUty" degenerations of the heart , the
doctors eUl the eausu of their death , and
they toll mo that the udipoao matter is
that ri ht'C' iuii\tired the exhibitor of
Katnro'a whims , "is deposited not only
under the skin , but on the delie.Uo niem-
branea that form the valves of the heart ,
.13 well att around * ho oriliuesof thu valves
thomsulvus.
"Kverything looks prosperous. The
brass band in the second story window is
blowing nway for dear life. The ticket
stiller can Hcircely handle the dimes that
are ( lowing in. The proud owner of the
six hundred ponmlij of feinalu lovelinees
is thu picture of hunlth and nsinesf , whcn
llari ! ono of the valves shut toand stays
shut "
1'ausing a moment to brc.ttho a sigh
tlmt nearly knocked over the living skol-
etonVho , Btaniling by , was listening to
the dangers ho had no share in , the
speaker continued. "Tho trouble with all
tlie f.itomen that exhibit themselves is
that they don't take exercise They go
tn thu museum in the morning and I hero
they sit all d.\y and half the night. They
never move unless it is to walk to thu
nearest restaurant that has contracted for
their meals. If they would only move
the rest of their bodies half aa vigorously
as they movu their jaws they'd keep in
good health without reducing tliuir
weight. Thero's Hannah BAttursby , for
example , who was the heaviest * of thorn
all. Not a duy passed but that she
walked a certain distance ; the consequence
quence is she iu living now , halo and
henrty , at fifty years of ago.
"But 1 can't drum it into the others , "
continued the showman , regretfully ,
"that they should follow her example and
the consequence is that every now and
then I have to hire four or live carpenters
at ? 2 a day for a week to build the Collins
for them.
"Tho last ono of the show fat women
to die. " went on the speaker , "was Jes
sie Waldron. She was only twenty years
old , over s'x ' feet in height and really
100 pounds , though , of course , her 'show
weight' was greater. Two years ago she
was in Buiinell's Museum at Coney
Island. Jesse Hoed , who had charge of
the curiosities in the museum , fell in
love with her , and she reciprocated with
the full weight of her aU'eetions. They
were married , and ono child has blessed
the union. A month ago the family
went to Bullalo , N. Y. , where Jessie waste
to exhibit herself. She died there sud'
donly on Tuesday last and wna buried
yesterday in Kvcrgreeu's Cemetery ,
Long Island.
"I'oor girl , " said the museum man
sadly , ' 'sho was of the kindest disposi
tion , and so good-natured that every OIK
loved her. On her monument should bi
inscribed : 'Sho laughed and grow fat. '
"Tho di'ath ot Blanche Griy , went 01
the necrologist , ' : wis ; oven more Bidden
Hlanrho weighed ' 150 pounds , and wa :
only 17 yeais of ugo when she met D.ivic
Moses. Moaea evidently saw in her tin
promised land , for he proposed to lie
and was accepted. The hnupy pair startei
on their wedding trip with the most bnl
liant prospects , which wore enhanced t <
Moses by the Biliary of § 25 a week drawi
by his better half. In Baltimore on thi
20th of last October the cruel fata tlm
seems to overhang all women beyond i
certain avoiidupois overtook Biancho am
left Moses a lonely widower.
"Annio Woods , surnamed the Beauti
fill l < 'at Woman , " concluded the museim
proprietor , Mutlly , "reached only the ag
of 17 , although she boasted of . (01 (
i/uunda of charms before she was cut oil
A colored f.xt woman named Funiii
While , traveling with the Xathnu show
in a I'ollinan car , fell asleep and neve
woke up again. It was annoying to th
car company , for they had to taku off th
roof of the ear -butI think I've told yo
enough to provo to you that lifo is doubl
uncertain to fat women , and I must not
leave you to change the spots on tin
chap npitairs from Mexico. "
Her I'ccl Hail.
KromToxas SiftingB ,
"You look sad , Birdie ; what's th
matter ? " were the words addressed I
B rdio McIIenipin by her iricnd , Molli
.Squoera , as they meD on Austin avenut
' 1 am not feeling well. "
'Aro you sick ! "
'No , I am not precisely sick , but
feel tired , overworked. "
'Do toll mo about it. "
'Well , you see our colotod cook
nick , ami now poor mother has to do a
the cooking and Bcrubbing , and vraahii
and ironing , and it makes inofoel KO tin
to ceo the old creature work. She is i
alow. '
Old JMulilH t Auction.
up At a benefit entertainment at Ne
upN '
N Haven ono of the incidents of t'lio mono
getting wan a mock auction Rale of o
r , maids. There wore thirteen of the
ax- apinsters , and thu bidding wan npirite
axt > but its results nillocted on the pers |
all cacity of the gentlemen who did thu hi
allD ding , for , after the unmasking , the chu
tel who commanded the fewest oilers ai
nJ was knocked down at the humiliating 11
uro of twonty-throo cents , proved to ;
thu wealthiest woman in th city.
Blmw Your
Tf VM Silting * .
Entering an Austin watchmaker's csUi
eb.
4th lishinent , a country negro produc
thu hand * of a clock , and observed to t
astonished watchmaker :
"Bus , I wants yer tor fix up tlcso ban
Dcy jean don't keep no kuro't time I
den six muinfa. "
ere has you got do glock ? " intori
the fJerman proprietor of the <
Ublislnnent
"Out at dc house on Injun Creek. "
"V < m you bringH der glock ? "
NO "Whallor you want do clock ? "
"I vauta to fix dot glock mit (
hands. "
"Ot cnureo you fixi-s it wid ycir hai
Who Biiid you wan gwiutor fix it wid '
teen "
"I must hab dor glock. "
' 'Didn't I tolo you dur was nutliu
matter wid do clock , 'coptinde hau'a , i
1 luve douu donci brting em to yer. 1
B. joss wants do clock so you kin tinkur
. it , and charge mo like ( to debble , (
mo back dcm han'e , " and taking th
away from the designing Gorman
fA , went to hunt up another catablUbim
THE MAD MARKSMAN ,
Tran htcd ( ruin tlio Krtncli nt .lo rpli Xlontct.
1 had just taken a turn , in company
with Doctor Noirot , through the vast
gardens that surrounded his hospital , and
was advancing with him toward the stoop
of liis own special dwelling. The cele
brated physician , whoso particular field
was insanity , was explaining to tno tiio
case of 0110 of his patients wh < Mn wo had
met in all alley and who hid saluted us
with a patronizing air.
At that moment an explosion resoundrd
a few paces from us. -rasped I my host's
arm.
arm."What's that' ' " 1 asked. "Has ono of
your patienta shot himself1 ?
Doctor Noirot smiled.
"No , " s.iid ho ; "reassuro yourself. It's
still another curious casu I want you to
see. "
And turning obliquely to the left , ho
drew me toward a small pavilion , hidden
behind a grove f trees. Ilo unlocked n
door , led mo across narrow vestibule ,
and wo found ourselves in a sort of long
court. Eurrounded by walls. A man was
there , of lofty ataturu , clad in a strange
hunting costume , recalling by cot tain
details the Mexican fashion. Ho had
his back .against the wall of tlie pavilion
and , at the moment wo onteied , raised
his right hand , armed with a pistol. Out
arrival die' not diiturb him. Ho aimed
slowly , with n euro hand. I followed the
direction of the weapon and Haw , about
twenty paces distant , at. tlu foot of thu
opposite wall , ft white face with a dark
hole in thu center of the forehead. It
wa-i , as well as 1 could judge at that
distance , the plaster mask of a Greek
head , in winch 1 thought 1 rccognmul
the classic type of Diana , the Huntresi.
The pistol was discharged. Tim head
did not move and not a fragment Hew
from it.
"Look ! " said thu doctor to mo in a low
voice. "It's very curious. Ilo never
misses his mark. "
"Ho novel- misses ? "
"No. All the balls are lodged in the
samu place , in that dark holesmaller than
a piece of a hundred sous. "
The man had drawn another pistol from
his belt. Ho lirt-d. As before the
mask remained intact. The weapon
being loaded with several bullets , iu the
American fashion , the marksman succes
sively discharged live more balls. Not
ono of them cut the forehead of the white
face.
face.The doctorlaid his hand upon the shoul
der of the marksman , who wheeled about.
His visage , though enframed by a strong
heard , had an expression at once energe
tic and sad.
"Stop an instant , " aaid the doctor to
him.
him.The man made with his head a sign of
consent. Then the doctor led mo to thu
other end of the court , and , behind thu
plaster mask , showed mo a plato of
blackened iron that protected the wall
In the center of the plato a round spot
glistened with rellections of load produced
by the flattening of the balls.
'Von aeo , " said he , showing" mo thu
Hxact correspondence of this brilliant spot
with the hole that pierced the phister
mask , "you ace that ull the b.illa pass
through there. You will not find ono of
them elsewhere. "
"It is marvelous ! " answered 1. "But
whatstrango histoiy is associated with
this inanJ"
"Come , " said the doctor to mo ; " 1 will
toll you all about it outaido. "
Wo again crossed the court and the
vestibule of thu pavilion. And thiaisi _
what Doctor Noirot told mo , wliilo
behind us the detonations rucom-
monced with regular intervals between
them :
"This unfortunate man , " said my host ,
"calla himself Ouido Ventura , la ho an
Italian , a Spaniard or an American ?
That's what wu don't exactly know.
I'robably ho is an American , for it is the
now woild particularly thatsondo us those
virtuosoa of the revolver and thu rifle. 11
was from there , at all orenta , that thi ;
one came to Franco. Y' > u may have sc'ii
him last year at thu Alcazar d' Automno ,
whereho gave four or live exhibition !
and would have hud all Paris running tt
sou him if a terrible event had not aud
denly interrupted the course of hia re
presentations. But wo must begin at tin
beginning. Tlioro is an exciting aton
involved , thpt 1 certainly am the cinlj
person acquainted with , liaving witliou
aid , during the aix month * this man ha
been an inmate hero , succciided in reran
otructing the details of it , Omnka to cur
tctin words that an intormittuut doliuun
Biiatchua from him. 11 unco I will give i
to you as 1 BOO it , sure that my vision due
not deceive mo.
"Ouido Ventura , whun ho came to I'.i
ris , was accompanied by a young winn.ii
named Mia ? Ar.ihulla. She was a super
cruiituro , uc.ircely twenty years of
with the head of a oddoj nnil the fiijiiVi
of n Btatuo. Admirer * were not lacking
und in loss tliiiu n week it had bocotuo th
fashion to go ace the Kploailid Arab U
aid in his oxorcisuj the celebrated muiki
man , ( iuido Vonturu. Shuhtood proudly
her arms folded , hur visage impuBsihlt
fifteen paces from Unido Ventura , wli
directed upon liur the vain monaco of Ii :
pistol , the infalliblu ball of which cut
card between her fingera , broke the bov
of a pipe two inches from her lips an
crushed the nhell of a nut placed upu
iW her head ,
y- "A slight trembling of the murk
yId
Id man'H hand nnd nil would have bet
so over witli the superb Arabella. Ill
the hand of ( iuido Vonturu never tron
11- bled.
11d - "Evidently Ouido Ventura loved th
itid creature hko an idol. To bo convinced i
id it is Biillicod to aurpriap ono of the ;
lUshoa that shot from Ilia eye each tin
be when in the foyer of the theater , who
ho wax awaiting hia turn to go upon tl
stage , some gitllant waa unuaually attu
tivo tothohandsomogirl Washo jeiilou
also ? . CurUinly ; mid ho must huvo si
ibed forcd atrociously , for his companion ,
ed coquettish aa beautiful , acomcd to dchg
ho in uXHOperating Ills jealoiuy.
"On ono occasion the manager of t !
Alcd/.ir d'Automno nUipjieit her in t
ferro wings aa she win escaping with a lau ;
from n circle of wnm-oxuited coxcomb * .
roes ' "Seo hero , my httln onu , ' ho whu
es- orcd in her our , 'you hud butter tnko uai
Kvcry evening tlmtnmn holds your lifo
IUH morcyl
ArabellH burnt out laugVmj , ' .
" 'Ho kill inn'cried Himshrugging Ii
lor ahouldeu , ' ( Jut along with you ; ho thin
tou much of mo to harm U hair of i
head ! '
yer "And every night HIO stood before t
inuzKlu of thu pistol with thu tame Hurt
tranquillity , fascinating thu rebellion
do her lover , as the uyu of the turner fun
tud i nates that of a wild bo at
I'oo ! "Ono o\enmy , when the name of On !
wid Ventura and that of Arabella had be
'Jib 'shining boarcoly a we k upon thu bills i
iom , the Alcazar d'Automno , a gentleman
ho I hue appeiranco ; entered the foyer , w <
? rjt. etniight to the young woman , who utt
od a slight cry of surprise , nnd taking li. r
hand kissed the tips of her fingers. Outun
Ventura , who was talking to the man
ager , turned and suddenly grow very palo.
The man who had just entered wan a rich
Yankee whoso attentions to Aliss Arabella
had mndo aoino iioiso in New York. It
was because of him particularly tlmt thu
marksman had made his engagement in
Paris and hastened his departure from
America. But this man now had taken a
notion to follow thorn , for it waa on ac
count of Arabella that he had coiuo to
1'aiis. As soon aa ho had ascertained whura
she Imd gone ho had taken passage UJM-H
the next steamer. That night as she was
returning to her dressing-room Ouido
Ventura made a terrible scene with hi *
companion.
"But the most orriblo acono took phu'u
sonio nights later. For a week the Amer
ican had hung about Arabella's footsteps.
Outdo Ventura bud striven to exact that
the manager of the Alcazar d'Autoiuiiu
should prohibit him from entering the
coulisses. But , having made his way into
thu managerial ollict with his hat in hm
hand , the Ameiiean emerged putting his
wallet back into his pocket and there was
no longer question ot his exile.
"That night , when Arabella wiii preparing -
paring to assume her page's dross for the
performance , Ouido Ventura saw a paper
fall from her corsage. He picked it up ,
reart it ; it was n love letter , proposing to
thu young girl an elopement and nmirmgo
thu next day. When he came down into
the fojor , the marksman had knitted
brows and a quivering lip. Ho took a
pistol and aimed at his own imago in a
mirror to try his hand. His hand did not
tremble.
"Fivo minutes afterwards ho was on
the stage , commencing his exercises. As
he- turned he a\r lulimd him in the eon-
lisso the American leaning against a Hat.
.hist as that instant Muss Arabella
planted herself in ftont of him , her iiruiH
folded , her nutshell placed upon her
head. She smiled. On whom was she
smiling ? On the man who was there ,
behind linn ! Ouido Ventura saw it
cle.irly from the direction of her glance'
Suddenly , her uyaa liaving mived , shu
ceased to Bimlo and a shadow paistd
acrop.s her visage. Standing before bur ,
( iuido Ventura tool ; aim full at her fore
head.
"Thu report rang out and jMissArabclla
fell dead upon the boards. When they
tore from his arms the corpsu that ho was
desouratoly clasping to his bosom Ouido
Ventura was a nmdm.ui.
"Was it a crime-was it an accident ?
They thought only of stilling thu affair.
In 1'aris the dead aru speedily out of
mind. The first excitement over , people
forgot the two heroes of this bloody
drama.
"Sinco that timeOuiiio Ventura baa
been hero , in my establishment , paus
ing half his days aiming at that plaster
mask. Once ho chivuced to break it
For a week afterwards he waa deliri
ous. But he is inull'onaive , as you can
soo. "
Wo returned to thu pavilion and found
thu marksman loading his weapons.
"Not a ahot iiusicdtho mark , eh"said
thu doctor to him , in an all'iblo tone.
The man raised his head , and , pointing
with hia finger to thu plaster mask , an
swered in a hollow voice :
"Not ono ! Always in the center of the
foreheadl"
_ _ _ _ _ _
How I \VUlo\vorH AVoo.
[ , i rciK'C\ilu ; Ikr.ild.
The widowers of Martha'a district are
taking thu shine out of young men. They
do not stand back and curl their mous
taches and eye the girla from a distance.
They know whun u peach is ripe , and
pick it oil'while the buys are smacking
their lips and admiring it. And when
they want to ask the old lady they don't
sit up half the night kicking up the
chunks , waiting for the children to go to
bed and dreading the ordeal , but go in a
business way. Wo heard of ono recent
ly who went on such an errand and stated
JLhat hu came over to borrow n tub , and
while his futuru mothoM'ii-lavr was out
allowing where to get it , ho proposed to
take her daughter along to take euro of it.
They are sly , thoau old widowora are.
Only Ono Cluiir in tin : Itoum.
iirui ; < nillo Argils.
Air. Wilhorforce , of Main street , ia not
a bad man in bin way , but ho waa sorely
put out the other morning at breakfast ,
lie had lent a nuighbor most of his par
lor chuira , and when hu entered the room
hu found but ono of those useful articles
left.
left.Ho
Ho immediately called hia daughter and
turning angrily to her aaid :
"You entertained Augustus Smith for
tvro hours lant uvuning in this room ? "
" 1 did , pa , " confessed the maiden with
a blush.
"And where did ho sit ? "
"On that chair. "
"And where did you sit ? "
" 1 I I "
"No prevarication. Where did you
uitf""I
"I oh , gracious ! I I sat on the coal
hull , pa "
Mr. Wilberforco naya ho donbla the
truth of thu statement , but where cuuld
thu poor girl have st' (
, , w *
H is nmv iinillcpiituil tlmt Wol Do Moy <
er'n Onlarm < uro h tlm only ticatmon
Una w | ] | ulnii iituly nuro Catarrh -froili o ;
clironUj "Vi-iv ullmiclouH , Huiu'I. Gould
IH \Vm | > iiiK Wutur , Nel > " "Ono box ciirnil mo
Mm. Aliiry KMII.VIIII , JilHiimrcik , Dakota' " " 1
rmtnroil mn t , , tlio iinlplt , Kov. Ooo. K. ltui
Culilevilln , N. Y. " "On bnx riid'c.illy ' cnrci
mo , Ku > . O. U. Taylor , 110 Nublo Btrcot
Drixiklyii. " "A noifect euro after 'M
K , .T D. Mctumi , , | 710 Brouclway , N
c.&o. 1 hruiAi , , , ! , , , f t08tlinoniuln nr
from 11 wrt of the world. DC
llvirod51.00. . Dr. W i 1 Meyer'n llliiNtru
Kd Trent Isn , u Uh HtatoinantH by the cur
mailed fron. D. B. Downy & O0 jj'2 ( KulU )
.trcot , N. Y.
uf
K riurlliiiH "Onion. "
DO oil City Derrick.
IU "Lucy,11 naid ono Kouth-Sido girl t
re another last night , "somnbody wants I
10 cpeak to you over thu tulepliono. "
Il- "Is it a gnntleman or a ludy' < "
IS , " "
"A gontlonian.
ifan "Oh , dear ! you nnuwer Jiim "
litho an "Why , hu wants to speak to you. "
" 1 wouldn't dare to talk through tl
know I've bet
to-night
ho telephone - ; you
hu eating onions. I'll stop into the bai
yard and you can toll him I'm out. "
. Cure without mi
ip. A POSITIVE loluo. 1'uk'ntedl
re. tolier 10 , ' 78. C
( , i 11' " * Ko. 1 will cure ny raw In ( our tlayi ot IOM
' t will cure ( lie meet obotuiato cwa uo uiatU-r ot h
[ -nUndlui ; .
ior Allan's Solub/o Medicated Bougi
iks No nftuvioun ilixca cl lubeM , cojiabU , or oil ol n
dil wood , tint Rtet'.uln to produce
ny x tnooatlniiof ( the utoiculi. 1'floa tl
Hold l < y I ( Irusenu , or mailed cu receipt ol infer
, home for liirtln.r lurtfculari iu'l lor tlrnulir.
v o no i ii ( ! j
me J.C. ALLAN CO
of " 1 I'lhM Klnwl N *
ICl
A nappy Fainlly.
Itlo llcxl lr m the lrwitH < | Uctziil Irum tlio Lottie ,
, . „ . ' Momaihn Ul noarall milk * lll curdlu ;
" '
} I Ilaliy lullcl Jihand lhtiil > t ,
"I I It out' hold bumping ht-od * In awful fright.
of I I'o ; 't duiy/twm tnu * with VlnlurU ,
i I Nliht wui i Idooiu without C'attorln ;
11111 WhMi cello let ; for pv&otfulnluiabor ,
er-1 All said their pro tr ami tl ( > t Uk tl.uuJtr.
ThiM'o is no inotliuiu through
which ilist'iiso vn often iilfncks tlto
system IH Conshimtiflnnml there
is on otli'T ' ill llesli is heir to inorU
npl to bo iii'sl ctoil , from the fiu-
iniiti'tiul inconvoniont'o nmy be iiu-
nn'tliutely felt from irrepuhir action
ol' the bowels. When there is
not regular notion the reten
tion of decayed and ell'eto mut
ter , with its poisonous gases ,
MI 'it poisons the whole system by
! > "iig ) absorbed into it , causing piles ,
lUtum. headache , impure blood and
many other serious ailed ions. HU1J-
nOUK HIiOODHlTTKHS willim-
iiiediiiiely relieve , and one bottle
positively cure or relieve any case of
i'onstipalion.
"Was troubled for a year with
torpid liver and indigestion , and ut
ter trying ' everything imaginable
used UU'KWHJ'K HUM ! ) IHT-
T13US. 'Iheltr.-t bollle revived me
and ibe second cured tie entirely. "
.1. S. Williamson , l\ochester'N.
Y.
Y.DRSXEl7& MAUL ,
( MJCCESHOIIS TO JOHN O. JACOPS )
UNDERTAKERS ,
nt lh > old ( land 1.117 I ninim Blri'it. Ordeid 1 > ) tclu-
follrltcd nnd | > Min | > tlv ntUndtdto.
Imported Beer
IN BOTTLES.
Grlungor , Havana ,
( > tilmbachor , Havnriti ,
I'ilmior Bohemian.
Kaiser Uromrii.
DOMESTIC.
Budwoisor SI. Louis.
Anlmuser St. Louis.
Bosis Mibvaukoe.
Schlit/-Pilsiier Milwankoo.
Kruz's Omaha.
Ale , Porlei * . Domestic mid Hhine
Wiuo. ED. MAURBR
121
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niul i'Ol I/I'H\ .
roi : TWHSTV VrAUS Iliiiniilirpvo * llnnipo.
* % rlcrlimrv l | ii-cllli-H IIHMI lii-on iwil liy
Pnllili , hdicli llrrrdrrn. I.lvi'ry Klnlilitund
I'nrlnirii , IlurmIlnllrnndH , Mniinrnotiirrm ,
I'nrtl lltno I'otuiinnli'H , rrnv V lllpnDilriinii'i
mid Mc-iinsrrlcx. nnd oincrt li.uidllni ; i > lucl
' ' HllCI'I'Sfl.
\\ttll '
\ I'tT'tH'l '
.
llinii | > liir B' Vi'ti'rtnnrv ) Mntuinl , Ctt ) HI.
B 'in rn D by null nu rt'ci'lpt of jirlciNii'nntii
Cf" I'lililidili'U Nc-nt Ircu n ntijillriiUnii
III Ml'lllUIYS IIOMrOIVVrilM'MKD.CO.
1O ! > Vnllon Klrcvt. Kcw YorK.
Vltnl Weakness mill l'ro
HUMPHR t nit Inn from overwork or
IndlKcritlnn. iiullrnllr
lloon In IIHO 'J 5 No.
In tlm most . ,2
fill remedy k lrlrn $ l.pcr vial . lftls ,
larituvlnl ( it powder fur $ . " > , ni-nt po fmionn
cvliit of price. HiiitiilirfVn' | llninro. Mf > \ . Cu.
Uliut , Catuloiiuo { TUU.J lUU t ullou Ol. . N. V.
DOII ) MEDAL , PABIB , J870
BAKER'S
\Viirranti > 0. iilnoliitclif jn
CttrtHtf from uhloh thn oxoonri 01
Oil II.IH hi'i'ii ivinoxi'd H linn thru
tiwct the sin uglli uf ( 'orna inUi'i )
ulili Hlnrc.i , Anowroot nr Hugar
und IH iLiTrfiTu far morn "i-niiuinl
i'-il. II In ilclUlollH , noilrlnlilnn
Htri'iiKllu'iiliiK , i iiitlly dl cKli d , tmi )
idniliulily ud.ijiti'd fur Invulldii at
will Hi fnr pi rnuiii In huiltli.
BB& CO , . Dorcicscr.
.HORNEVS ELECTRIC BELT
V.'lll mro \ , \oiiMirMt i
I.lllllllilp , IIIH'i > llloll > . | ll , IVr
'il > N . "lulu , rtilnllrn
! > ' > ( .pllin nnd l.lvi i
'l' ' ' < " " Hi-Hi Ulhinil Hi nil
' " " " ! > > i'l"1l' ' lM. ' " " " 'I
ii i ii I iti.I | < W Tallinn
/r > \-i \ | | ! > , lniKl | , net
Duillliirili . I'l-ilnin i- I loll I. , only H'l. Hlllli' Mi i .
i in * Ili-ltiii Atiiiin ifluit find hi UK lilrlty niul inni. *
nilimii tliiiiuitli lln li'.dj.ulij nil In II < | IIIIK < d In mi In
rUnt M Hi. . ' I'Hll' in
SI. 000 Would HofBu-it.
IK. HoRNK-I uana lulud with rliuumttlittn .in
cutod by inlriK n lx.lt. Tu any one mulcted wit )
tlmtdlmimi ) , I would y , buy lliiruo'H Klfctrlo Kelt
Any nno can ranter with mi ) liy writing or culling
it my utorv , 1420 DuiiL'loi btrutt , Omaha Nidi.
WU.MAM I.YONH.
MAIN OFKIC'iOnpoillo : poatulllcu , room 4 Trcn
tor Muclr.
tyForralcfttC. r.iaoodman'j Drug stern , 111
Mitiam Kt. , OinnliA , r
If Jir Ollul ( . ' O. J
IMPROVED
SOFT
ELASTIC SECTION
Is wnrmnti'rt to wi-nr lonj-ir. I
ib ( unit iuut rf and tlvu trili
tlHfartlun Iliun uiiy fjllii r t\m-
Iu llm muikcl , cr Mlii ) I'al'l ' ' vibe
bo rcMnilid Tliullidiirt. 1111 nU
liect phyplfltirs , '
.10HN II. P.
.
* " - ' -
SEGER < fc TONES
1IANIIFACTLIIKKS AM ) DKAT.KUH IN
I.
wiurs , KTO ,
Wn inak * vry nv Unlit hi trim , wM lmw >
tt } oiili nd lull llnu of Ilurw Clothlnt'.C'ui
,
OS an No , 116 N , ictli SI , - - Oiiialia Nc
anby
.CO
rli
P. SCHEUERMANN M ]
3.
KKOULAIt ( JCIIMA
Homoopathio Pliysioia :
HrixvAuaT or
WOMKW , ClIILHUKN CIIHONIO UIBKABEI
Hourt-At lU > IJ nM , No. ll B. 19th Utreot , ,
10 ft. rn. . nd ittr Si' ' , in. Houm-Atolttw , No.
indlWt ) . itllibt.UooniT.lroinWa. la.toB ) ' .
W U. Tlie T4IHI nuim will Lo retaou-J , v.'itb
, ia tliu d ttoia Hot biiUL
The Largest Stock in Omaha , and Makes the Lowest Prices
Furniture !
DRAPERIES AND MIRRORS ,
bjtL : o
.hint received an assortment far surpassing anything in thin market , comprising
the latest and most taaty designs manufactured for this spring's trwlo and co erin (
n range of prices from the Cheapest to the most Expensive. i '
Parlor Goods
Now ready for UuMutpi'i'lioii ofoii'
tomor < , tlio iH'Woat rovolti a in
Suits and Odd Pit-cos.
Draperies.
Complete stock oC all the latest
styles in Turcoman , Madras and
Lace CurtaiiiH , Etc. , Etc.
Eloaant Passenger Elevator to all Floors.
CHARLES SHIVERICK. ,
120 , 1808 nnd miOFnnmra Stn-cl , - - - - OAEAI1A , NBBl
u/jnJFAcrniun OF OF irrRiCTi.T-rir.ST.CLAK )
AUD TWO WHEEL CARTS.
1319 mid 1820 Iliunoy Htroot and 103 8. lUthiStroel. ) TJlff , A W A ,
Illuatrntod Cataloiruu lutuljliod free UDOH umillmt'oB ' * J'AU ' * * * * * ,
1403 14' DodRC St. . { 1 OMAHA. NEB
W. HELLMAN & CO ,
1301 AND 1303 FARNAM STREH COR. 13Th
OMAUA ,
E BESTTHREAD FOR SEWING MACHINES
Willimiiut.ie Spool" Cotton ifi entirely the product o Homo Industry ,
and ia pronounced hy oxperKs to he the host flowing machine thread intlto
orW. FULL ABSOKTMBNT CONSTANTLY ON TIAWD , anfl
for fiu ! y HENLEY , 11AYNES & VAN ARSDBL ,
m&e Omaha , Neb.
A bunutiful Hloyo , fronting to the south , upon a main thorqnghfaro
in a prosperous portion o the city , is Avhoro wiwo men invest their money
in Real Estate. Such an opportunity is now ofl'ored in the handsome
new addition ,
Which has just heon placed upon tlio Market. There isiio moro uttract-
ivo location in the city. Only 2 of n mile from street cars , and within n
fowroilHof a proposed station upon the line o tlio Bolt ] { ailway , there
is no question about its advantages to investors. Although within three
Idochs of
rand ofLEAIIENWORTH
all LEAIIENWORTH
Jit. TERRACE.
Lots are held ut from SUHM ) to $700 each , in this boautif addition , 30
of the best lots can bo bought at from ' $250 to $300 one-lifth casli ,
balance monthly or quarterly payments , at 8 per cent. Don't fail to call
bol'oro purchasing.Vu will bo pleased to show yon
LEAVENWORTH TEBfiAOE
, And it v/ill bo to your interest to see it.
Hi-
tl )
Ct ) ,
A sub-division of Blockl7We9t Omaluiand n beautiful piece of laud
D and wo are soiling these lots at astonishing low prices irom $100 to
# 550 each , and on easy terms.
Dn. In addition to this , \vo have nu extensive list of residence properly ,
n. vacant lots and husinosa property in all parts o the city. Also farms and
and uiiimprou'd land1) in all pirta of the State.
3. uud Lots on Monthly Payments , n specialty.
IIS till . IEKY & HOTTER ,
in.
OUt S. W C < r. Faniorn and IStli Brtwta