* t " ? r .iA3S.A ? * . . .t . . , . , .i THE DAILY KEE-OMAEA , FRIDAY , MARCH U , 1884 , 11 oino "At ! you oven I utt II yon tn m sick whrre jou ctn act hop bitter th t never I'M , The weakest woman , amnllcat child , ( Mid sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety and great good. Old moil tottering around from Rheumatism , kidney trouble or any weakness will bo almost now by using [ hop biltors My wife and daughter were mad o healthy by the use ot hop bitters and I recommended thorn to my people. Meth odist Clergyman. Aik any RosJ ilortor tl hop Bittern nro not the boit family mecllclno Ontrth. Malnnnl fever , -\gno and Uilioua- ness , will leave everyt neighborhood as soon ns hop bitters arrive. "My mother drove the paralysis and neuralgia all out of her system with hop bitters. " Ed. Oswego Sun. Keep the kidneys honlthy with hop bitters and you need not fo ir sickness. Ice water is rendered harmless and more refreshing and reviving with hop bittora in each draught- . The vigor of youth for the aged and infirm in hop bitters ! 'At tbe ch ngo of life notliln ? equal ! Hop nittonto.atUy all troubles Incident Thttclo. " ' 'The best periodical for ladies to take monthly and from which they will receive the greatest benefit is hop bit- tors. " Mothers with sickly , frotful. nursing children , will euro the children and bene fit themselves by taking hop bitters dai ly. Thousands die annually from some form of kidney disease that might have boon prevented by a timely use of hop bitters. Indigestion , weak stomach , irroqu 1 unities of the bowels , cannot exist when hop bitters are used. A timely . . . - . . uao of hop Hitters will keep a whole family In rolmit health a > car at a llttlo coit. To produce real genuine sleep and child-like repose all night , take a little hop bitters on retiring. That indigestion or stomach gas at night , preventing rest and sleep , will dis appear by using hop bitters. Paralytic , nervous , tremulous old ladies are made perfectly quiet and sprightly by using hop bitters. I James lledieallnstitnto Chartered by theStateoflllU nols rortheexpresspurpose of clvinc Immediate relfelln all chronic , urinary nnd prl- , vate diseases. Gonorrhoea , QleetandSyphills In all their complicated forms , alto all diseases of the Skin and Elood promptly relieved and , cured by reme , , , , _ _ _ _ Upeclall'rartlce , Semina Weakness , Night Losses by Dreams , Pimples on the FaceLost Manhood , < o Ititclt/cirfJ.J7icro itttocrperlntrtitliKi , The appropriate remedy i ; at ones used In each case. Consultations , per sonal or by letter , sacredly confidential. Med icines > ent by Mall and Express. No marks on package to Indicate contents or sender. Address DR. JAMES.No. 204Wa hlnnlon St.ChlcannIIL T. T.MANOFAOTOnKK MANOFAOTOnKK Of GALVANIZED IRON J CORNICES , WINDOW CAPS , FINALS , ETC 41.6 xatix tx-oot , OUAHA , . NEI1KABK/ WITH * J , I ilUITL And your work is done for nil time to tuuo to come. WE CHALLENGE The World to produce a more durable material for street pavement than the Sioux Fulls Gram to. OIRIDIEiIR'S ' AMOUNTJOlf MACADAM ! filled proniptlytKii Samples sent and estimates' giyeu upon application. WM.MOBAIN & co. , Sioux Fnlls. Dakota DISEASES OP THE EYE & EAR J , T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. , OouXdLwt > txxca. A.tx.r ± mrt. Until oHocs are repaired ( rota teiult of fire , offl wtth Dr. Parker. Uoaos f , Oit tou Block Ifth od I'ouxm * utrtuU. IT , LODI3 PAPER WAREHOUSE , Graham Paper Co. , til Md tl North Halo fit. , 61. LouU. DEALERS IN ' P. KHVWOPBHSjOiJiD UOiKD AND PEIHTZR'S STOCK GAMBLING IN ARKANSAS. Various Typos of SDortlog Men anil the Manner of Their Life , Knro nnil I'ovn nt Hot SprliiRS Boino Otmraotorlallo AnccodotcH of Hrnntorx , find li iiiiiincrH. OorrcsponJenoti of the Philadelphia Times. HOT SniiNgs , February 25. What a genuine fondness for cards the Texans und Arkan&ans liaro. Business mon , bankers , merchants , lawyers , doctors , editors all occasionally flirt with the "tiger" or enjoy a little quiet "draw" by themselves , "two and a half lim" or "twenty dollars' table s token" while in the next room may bo reporters , medical students or otoro clerks trust their little hoard t the flickering fortunes of "ten cunt ante. " The reporters stake their "tips , " ns do the boll boys. Yes , oven Sambo , who shines your boots , ncknowl- edges the receipt of n quarter with , "Come Jos' In time , boss ; dat sassy nig- gall over nt do udder bairhouso , Alabama Tom , done clean mo out on n' ace full las' night. Yo can't win , boss , if yo don t hab do hoards ; Alabam , ' ho sprung fo' jacks onto mo. " Oon. Clayton , the senator CarpetBagger - Bagger Clayton they used to call him , though they respected his courage bet a house and lot in Little Rock , worth $11 , > 000 , on n single hand , and lost. "On the make , as they all are , " was the com ment of n prominent Arkanann , "but game as . " A whole party of legislators came down the other day from Little Hock to tno. Hot Springs on a poker cxcursiun. An enormous round table , with a blanket nailed over it to deaden the sound of the chips , was wheeled into a private parlor. The solons were all stout , hearty , well- fed looking men , nnd "whooped it up" without intermission for the bettor part of 24 hours. They did not all play nt n time , but some would relieve others who wished to take n stroll nnd cool off or "tackle a few oysters" at the French restaurant. They never omitted to tell the hotel clerk how the game was going. "Lost sixty , Charlie , " or "Old Ruxtoifs holdin' 'cm again ; " "Billy quit forty win ner , " etc. The gentlemanly autocrat of the register received the news with avidi ty , nnd when ono of the law-makers dropped - pod out "broke" and wanted to "strike the safe for fifty" it was handed over without n murmur. The drummers who flock hero in spring nnd fall alternate business nnd "draw. " Their "houses" understand that the little game sometimes furthers "piznoss inter- oatn" and the item ' . 'poker" sometimes Gguros among the recognized expenses. As ono of them remarked , "When Choke wins , ho'a dot much ohot ; when ho lose , dot's for do house. " Those drummers sometimes run against a sharp , but ho must be very sharp if ho wishes to take Ghako and his friends Into camp. An old drummer wont to the door during a game to speak to a friend , nnd when no turned nronnd found four queens in his hand. "Who dealt dem garts ? " "Gin gonholmor. " "Who gut dom gartsT' "Stoinau. " "I peas. " A. party of sports from Louisviilo vic timised some Jewish merchants from Now Orleans last summer. They would buy cards at the cigar stand every night , mark them and use them in the game the next , afternoon. They won several hundred dollars , but an old cotton broker finally caught on and quietly abstracted a pack. The presence of n small dot in ono corner convinced the visitors that they were the victims of n "put up job. " In solemn procession , headed by the broker , they marched to the culprit's room. "And I vill not say you vas n scoundrel , " said thu old man nt the end of his harangue , spreading the cards out on the table , "dot vas too goot for you , but I owe you dwenty-flvo tollars sohtill , " shaking hia hand at the level of his chin , JGit it ? " " " " I'tinuo a AM HUNG IIOUSEH. Of publid gambling houses ono cnu count two first-class ones within three" blocks of the hotel. George Morgan and Frank Holman keep the ono over Billy MoTuguo'fl , Dave Pruitt , now on trial for killing Johnny Flynn , presided at the Palace. Kd. Smith operates over the Arlington billard hall. Charley Wataon nnd Tom Shannon , who had the shooting ' Hurapo with Hose Harris , editor of The Horse Shoo , a few days 9go , keeps the Owl , and Greenwood , Flynn'a old part 10t ner , rakes in chips nt the otllco. All these places nro on Central avenue. Peco is played at two smaller establishments fur ther down the street. A friend , a New Yorker , suggested tlmt these social reefs and quicksands bo | surveyed , so we started on a voyngo of discovery that evening at 11 o'clock. A description of the Arlington will defer for all , A faro table , a roulot table not much used , an that game doesn't BOOIII to take much here two other tublui devoted - voted to draw and ono to stud pokor. This latter game is immensely popular iu Texas mid Arkansas. Its peculiarities are tlmt all the curJs but one , tho'ont ' ) ' 'in the hole , " as the first card dtalt ia called , uro exposed. The holder may1 look at the card he li'ia in the hole , , but'not ' the other players , The butting begins as soon as the necund card Is turaid and continues at tia b , uccosaivo card in dealt. Who cannot op wHI not 'nize up" to t.ia Jieighbura' bets abandons his chances and throws his cards"to , the deck. " The gume is still bluff and a novice has 101 more chance than a darky has in Toxai in n pntostod election. It is a gambler's privilege to bar uny ono out of the panic either too lucky.too skillful or too tricky "Had to bur two won out yesterday , " wid the bodiamonded proprietor. "They , used to come hero every day an' just oat the game up. " A placard framed and hung over the faro table bids , the players bear iu mind that "Ho boU will bo paid on the turn unless the coses are righj , " while over the " tud pokor" is the legend , more terse than grammatical ; SllUIOHTH llKATa TllItEKH. Tbo attaches of the place are ten or twelve in number , from the gentlemanly- looking proprietor , whose superabundant jewelry alone betrays him , to the "seedy capper. " hanging around to "nuke u stake. " The players are young men visiting the nrlngg , who come hero to kill time and "plfty in * little money ; older men , who drop iu out of curiosity and would never dream of goiiitf to a gambling-homo where they live , and gamblers from other places , to whom thin is a sort of home. Hut Spring * residents of every clans abound , from the prominent baukor or busiuofti man to the hostler at the livery eUblo. There is BOIIIO awoaring , but rows do not often occur. A row hero is too serious a matter for that. r-F.co. At the Peco rooms the bettor classes nro seldom seen. The game resembles keno. Fifty.two wooden balls , painted to resemble the cards are taken out ono by ono by a man seated in n sort of pul pit overlooking the twenty tables whuro the players are seated. As the rrmnat _ the urn tnkcs out n ball ho calls out ita denomination in a sing-song voice , dwell ing on the first sylnblo f the first word with drawling emphasis , ana snapping the rest out like the crack of a whip : "K-l-i-i-ng of diamonds. " "J-a-n-a-ck of Biwwlcs. " "W-u-u-u-n little hu.irt ( the nee ) . " The men nt the table have in front of them ono or moro cards , divided like this : The moment four numbers in a row on n man's card have been called out ho is entitled to "tho pot,1' ' less ton per cent thus goes to "tho homo. " There are ten ways of accomplishing this , ns the rows count lengthwise , up and down , nnd diag onally. The four cards in the center us the four corner cards nhio win , so that there nro twelve combinations possible. It requires close observation for n man to know when h has won. Uo very often wouldn't know it if the "gallery" were . not always ready with udvico and cense ' lation. The game is small , but the profits are largo , ns a few minutes decide it nnd runs day nnd night. Just above the pcco games is what is known us the "dead line , " an imaginary line drawn from the Monarch saloon t the bath-house across the way. By i singular fatality nearly all the mon killed at the Hot Springs , and they are not a few , mot their death below this lino. , Besides the white men's games some sport in "hard luck" will now nnd then condescend to deal faro for the "inferior race , " or , as ho expresses it , "open a snap for the coons. " HorHcl'ord'B Avid IMiosplmlo Aswlst Mental liftbor. Prof. Anoi.ru Onu , Now York , says o : the Acid Phosphate : "I have been enabled ablod to devote myself to hard mental labor , from shortly after breakfast till t late hour in the evening without oxpcrl oncing the slightest relaxation , and would not now at any rate dispunco wit ] U. " _ _ _ _ _ A Hurglar'ri Experience , Peek's San. A gentleman was conversing with burglar , who is serving time in ono o : the penitentiaries , not longngo , and dur Ing the conversation ho asked the bur glar if ho was uvur frightened when in hnuao on a burgling expedition. Th burglar said ho was frightened once she ho weak Said he ' 'Abou vras as as a cat. : seven or eight years ngo I got into house nt u town on the Mississippi rive belonging to a man that 1 thought wn up in the vrpods. I got in the cellar and went up stairs to the dinning room , and lit the gas , and opened n bed room door , and was going in , when I saw the man and his wife sitting up in bed , with a sowing machine cover between them , playing cards. The man was dealing , and the wito was keeping count , and they were ploying casino. They did not see mo , but at first I thought they did , and that both had revolvers to shoot me. I backed out , and thought I would go through the rust of the houao , but the fright 1 got took all the tuck out of me , and after thinking it over n minute , I wont down the collar and crawled out. "Tho next day I was in the posloflico : and hoard n couple of mon talking about playing cards , and one said , 'By gosh > my wife and mo sat up in bed till two o'clock this morning playing cards,1 and then ho looked at mo and laughed , and " 1 thought ho know mo , and I wont out of the postollico nnd took the first train for Winona. And , do you know , that man haunts mo. The other day the sheriff brought a prisoner lu > ro from a western county , and , blast my eyes , if the sheriff wasn't the same man I saw sitting up in bed playing casino eight years ngo. I toll you , follows in our busi ness have queer experiences. " I'noiiiuontu I'rovontod. OVSTEU BAY , QUEENS COUNT * ' , _ NKW YOUK , April 11,1883. . I believe I have been saved from a tor- I riblo illness by ALICOUK'H Pouous PLAH- TUIlfl. About a month ago I was attacked ) with a violent pain in my chest , accom panied by fever und great difficulty 11in breathing. I npprohoudod phuumonia , which is so prevalent at present ; I went to bed and applied ono Ailcock's Plaster between my shoulder blades , and two orm my chust. In an hour my breathing WHS huich easier , in two hours the pain had loft me , and the next morning I uwoke peafoaUy free from fover. I went about my business as usual , " andj ut thu uud of u week took the pl.iators oil' . * For the last tun years Allconk'a Plas ters have been used by my family with the best effect iu colds , coughs , and p.iin in the side and buck. K. B. SHERWOOD. Bo sure to obtain "AllockV Porous | Fluster , as all others are worthless iiui- tations. Tube * In IMuuo of Kara , Full * Qloba. Mi&s Kathleen O'Shaughnossy is fifteen years of ago and quite intelligent , with a special faculty for niunio , but the most extraordinary thing about her is thu fret that she is without the uaual style of oars bestowed on the human race. Instead , she has two horu like tubes about three inches in length , at the ends of which reef holes largo enough to admit the point ofas the little finger. Any noise , such as singing , whistle of a passing train or muaio of any kind , onuses the holes teal expand to almost double their normal be , the tubes always inclining in the direction from whence the sound comus , On the occasion of a loud miae , the tubes enlarge very rapidly , and , in ono instance , when Mr. 1L Newtou sang "Poor Little ! Shamrock , " thu npuniuga enlarged gradu - ally. Several offers have been made by showmen , but thu parents would rather have their daughter at homo with them. nitlcrx U a hotuehold word ull oyor the \\nrld. J'or OUT M years it .him aUvertUed itself by IU jnerlU. Jt U now ad voitlaod to wuru tlu jmblla againut counter * felt * . The genuine arttcla In muuufuctuiuil by Wr. J. U. U , Skyort & Sou * . THE GOLDEN PIRATE , Gotild the Second Rictus ! Man of the Uuitid States , Filly Millions In tlm Wlrnrd'H Mttlo Itox XlioJay lilrdlu His GulldcU 1'nlnco. ' Mr. Jay Uould , the second richest man of the United States , is credited with being thu possessor of wealth ostimiled all the way from $50,000,000 to § 75,000- 000. The former sum is very nearly correct. Were hm rnilitond stocks worth their par value ho would bo nil hundred- millionaire : Just before starting on his yachting trip to the Spaniah Main he cnrofnlly inventoried his property , iilacud his affairs in good shape and added n codicil to his will. In round numbers the permanent in vestment stocks appearing on Mr. Gould's ' schedule were three hundred and eighty thousand shares of Western Union telegraph , ono hundred and ten thousand shares of Missouri Pacific , one hundred nnd forty thoumwi shires of Wnbash common nnd sixty thousand shares of thu preferred , hfty thousand shares of Kalians and Texas , forty thous and shares of Texas P.icilic und seventy thousand shares of Erie. There WITH a largo number of small lots of various stocks apparently only incidentally hold. No mention of Union Pacific is made , nnd n friend of _ Mr. Gould atitoa that instead of holding any ho Is short some nine thousand shares on which ho ex pects to mnko a profit. Fifttion thous ind shares nro registered oil thu company'H books in his nnme. On thu VaiuUirbilt stocks , Now York Ceatinl , Ljiko Shore and Northwest , hu ii said to be short in nil twenty thousand shares. Besides hinrailroad nhnrei Mr.Gould hna five and h ilf millions of Wabaah general bonds. At yesterday's prices the vnluo of thuso securities is 840,405,000 Wen- torn Union and Missouri Pacific pay divi dends , the other stocks do not. The bonds also bear intercut. Between then : they yield him four million ono hundred and forty thousand dollars a year. Ilis interest in the Union Trust company nnd his loans nro profitable to him. The World building , nominally owned by the Western Union company , was built with his money. In real estate , loans and mortgages ho has five million dollars and thiuo millions moro in floating invest monts. His two residences represen another million , and his jacht throe hundred drod thousand dollars. His wealth ne nearly as he can fizuro it is $58,705,413 and his income § 4,040,011. Thus hii fortune earns him # 12,888.88 every day and $8.05 each iniuute. To this ho ex poets to add n great many millions a yen : by speculation. The king of Wall street resides , whci : in the city , at No. 570 Fifth avenue , plain brown stonu munition oa the oppo silo side of Forty-seventh street fror Windsor hotel. Ho paid throe hundre thousand dollars for the property , an spent na much moro in furnishing and or namenting its interior. Thu visitor o : entering finds himself in a lar o hall adorned with valuable paintings and a few articles of bric-a-bras. To' - - the left are spacious parlors richly furnished , the pre vailing color being a warm brown. Throughout the houao modest good taste prevails. There is no sign of extravagance or display of great wealth. Hero Mr. Gould rptiides during the winter. , ' On the approach of summer ho ilies to his country sent , near Irvington. This is hia favorite homo. An old Knicker becker mansion surmounted by a tower ho has taxed his ingenuity to make it beautiful. Improving nnd draining the ground * have buou his hobby. The whole eighty acres bloom like a gulden. A wide drive loads through them to the house. The doors open into a Inrgo reception room with immia floor. This ia hunt ; with rare paintings and fraurnnt with flowers. The parlors are models of grace ful elegance , having coat over ono hun dred thousand dollars to furnish. But the owner's chief pride nro the conservatories. When they were burned Homo years ago they wore rebuilt in grander style , und are now thu largest in thu covntry , and among the largest pri vate conservatories in the world. Tropl- I cal flowers nnd fruits blcom and bear throughout the year. Peaches , oranges , pears , grnpca , nnd strawberries can be plucked while all without is snow-clad. There are 12,000 varieties of plants und moro varities of orchids than any other place in the world. The superintendent of tie conservatory is an Italian cnthu- siiut. Mr. Gould spends hours walking among this luxuriant vegetation and knottfl the peculi trities of nearly nil of his treasures. Hero ho receives many visitors , Ex-Governor Tildon is a fro- qutmt culler ut the summer residence of the wizard. The Atlanta , the yacht in which ho ia now traveling in southern seasis too well known for description. It in the fastest and most elegant ateam-jacht owned in America and. ropiusonts un outlay of nearly 8400,000. The gre.it financier is domestic in hia habits uud simple in his tastes , flu never drinks nor smokes , although hia CfllniB contain a good store of choicw wines. lie does not caru for horses. His box at the opera sees him occasionally , but generally he spends his evenings ut homo with his family. Every day at about 10 o'clock a carrianu drives up to tie Wudturn Union building , at No. 105 Broadway. From it alights the little black bearded man. There ho leaves hi * negro vulut and enters his olllce. The heads , of his principal enterprises , thu Western Union , Wabush and Missouri Pacific companies , report to him. He examines carefully oiery now detail of importance. When this ( undone hu leaves the building and walks quickly down the riiht hand aide of the street to his Wall Ktieot office , where at No. 71 Broadway the plain "W. E Connor " sijn | & Co. , ap poars. It is noun when ho readies it. Hia private oflioe , behind the formidable barn era of walnut and ground glass , is within , on thu Broadway side. It is a small compartment , nnd on the door in small letters is the naino "J. Gould. " Two desks , a few plain chairs and a blackboard on which Mr. Moroaini has previously chalked the dates of the im portant meetings which ho must watch or attend complete thu furnishing of the room. Connor , Morosini nnd his son Ueorgo consult with him. At ! 5 o'clock hia carriage uwaits him ut the door. In no way is Mr. Gould's mode of life expensive. It cost him , until ho pur. chased his \ucht , under one hundred thousand dollars a year to live. This year ho calculates tlmt it will cost him half as much more. Ho seldom entertains a guest in the city und gives no receptions While he does not stint his household 'i ' his butler is hold accountable for every outlay and mutt keep the coat of his doj j partmunt within u limit. , In drew the is , fifty-millionairo unpro-1 ( entioiu. . Winter and summer ho wears a black or blue-black - diagonal business suit # ithoutaway coat. His collar is of the turn-down variety and his tie of plain black. Ills silk hat is often iilnust shab by. Once in n while hu appears in a tolt hat. Thou the stront looks out for n tempest. Always well made and correct ly titling. Mr. Gould may bo raid to to well dressed. ' Cooper was formerly hii tailor , but lately hu has favored several artists. Uo uiunlly has five or six suits of clothes on hand , all very similar and hardly distinguishable. A former outfit ter of thu financier fnja that ho is very careless about the details of his npparol , but sometimes grumbled nt the cost of fabrics which ho would say was moro than he could afford. Generally hov.ould send ever his order by n servant with di rections to make 'him a suit of about the mtmo Mtylo nnd material ns his last nnd from the same measure. In the matter of jewelry Mr. Gould is still moro modest. Uo carries n hand * Homo gold watch of Swiss make. The chased hunting-case is somewhat worn. A small gold chain is attached to it. Al though hu has n pair of costly diamond ntuds they are rarely seen. In conversation thu grunt man speaks with careful deliberation , weighing each word before it is uttered. His language in well chosen nnd choice , and ho dia- phys a knowledge on subjects trivial ns well as abstruse , which surprises his auditors. Ho is thoroughly well-posted on everything which can in any way con cern him. Ho is a practical railroad man , a tinnticiur and in his way a philos opher. It is worthy of note that in 1873 , when fortunes were melting like snow nnd dis aster was sapping the roots of every Ihmncial institution , Mr. Gould'u ufiairv * were in Huchii shape that , while conven ing nt 1m residence on business muttons with n well-known broker , ho fainted awuy from emotion. TlIK I'ATHNT OFFIOIJ. Wlint l lie Dopurl inciii , Xccds Curious Nanu'H Culled from the Ap- lilicutloiiH for I'atcnU ) . National Kcptibllcan ; No bureau of the government exceeds in importance the United States p ttont office. From the start it has boon self sustaining , and now has an unexpended balance to its credit of about $2,500,000. This money is the result of foes p.rd by inventors to secure thu patents which protect their inventions. The business of the patent oflico has increased with each year of its existence , nnd yet thi generosity of the law-makers has no kept pace with the needs of the office , As Commissioner Butterworth said th other day , "tho inventors of the country , who come hero either in person or by at teniey nnd pay their money to have thei claims investigated and properly deter minedaro entitled to have their businos : transacted with reasonable dispatch This can not bo done when wo are cramp ed for room and are running on a reduced duced fcrco , as at present. " "Don't you think congress will moro liberal this year ? " naked The Ito publican. " 1 certainly think so. I have tnlked with a number of members , nnd they seemed disposed to do thu fair thing and give us whut is necessary.1' The pressurru of work and the dimin ished torca has brought the work bo hiudlund. In some divisions , of course , . it is further in arrears than in others for thu inventive geuius seems to follow the public need or public interest. Fo . instance , vrhcn the new standard o : time wus agitated there was at once largo number of applications filled fo : improved watch and clock dials. The trouble with the grip on th , Brooklyn bridge nro already bearing fruit in the Patent office records. Ever week brings forth ono or moro paten grips , and the backwoods nro not ye heard from. Should the winter prov Bovoro enough to suspend outdoor labo : in the rural districts , the spring vril usher in an array of patent grips thai will leave car couplers , olectrio lampi and check rowers entirely in the back' ' ground. When anything happens tc keep a portion of our population insid doors its effects nro immediately apparon in the Patent oQice records. Ono would hardly think where every thing is so thoroughly nutter of fact u the patent oflico , that there could be any thing that would excite a small oxtruci from its records. The inventor is a sober , thoughtful man , nnd ho brings his apj.li cations nnd models to the office , when they nro received and investigated by staid and critical examiner ; and on might as soon expect to got a comic son out of nn oyster ns to look for funn ; things from thu croiike and cogs of th' models. An examination of the appli tions , however , reveals some curiosities in the way of names and the patents ap plied for that ure quito amusing. Man Anthony applies for a patent on a frui can , T. Allwood , fora barrel platform ; J , Brown , for a refuse ejector ; J. Barnhill for a planter ; J. Chriat , for a torpedo. Isaao Cook , for a cookstove ; Crofut & Kimpp , for felt hats ; und Car Otrponter , for a car heater. Ono Preserved Fisl hua invented n mast for vosselsand Lnrv rus Fried has a patent for toy watches. F. F. Foot appropriately appliu for a patent for boots and shoes U. Goodenough , for a homo-shoo ; 0. J ( .lover , of Glovorsvillo , N. Y.for a glovi fastener ; T. January , for a lluting-inu chine ; 0. Lightsinger , for n harmonica und W. Le-gg , for a boot upper. F , > Million has patented a gas engine Modest Merke , u fly-trap ; J. D. Minicle , u valve ; D. A Moon , a grain nieaauro Manlovo it Green , a corn harvester ; E B , Meatyurd , an ox-bow ; J. E , Muatard a ppppor cruet ; A. North , a refrigerator. Perry Prtttymsn , of Paradise , "Spring Farm , Ore on , a lamp burner ; < f. D , Puck , a measure probably a pock meas ure ; D T. Trueblrod , a medicine spooi > E. B. Turnipaoed , a bee-hive ; J. White car , ail.ojstor dredger , and Wall Work , a car signal. Of other peculiar names there nio W. B Argue , \fm , Allchin and Gallup & Hurry , who are attorneys ; Candy John , A Coldorhead , T. Curbaetter , S. Corn , field , O. Drinkvruter , Ludovio Charles Adum Joseph Guyot D'Arlincourt , A Doll , 0 * > ok Darling , V. C A. P. D G Comto i o Ayaprutk , Leo Louis Ainu Elie Picot do la Peyroueo , P , T. Early wine. D. Goodwillie , F , W. GoEsling W. H. Goodchild , Sampaon Goliah , J. O. Holylanrt , 0. X. Harmony , Jucksou Martin Van Barren llgonfritz , E. Kiss M. J. Laughter , F. S. Laughlinghouse , Mustapha Muatnpha , of X.iguzie , Kvypt Return Jonathan May , Church & Chap lin , Hob Hey McGregor , A Morning star , Heturn Jonathan Meggs Only , 0. E Plugco , L Soarback , B Sloppy , J , 11. Scattertfood , W. S Sharpnock , D. Short sleeve , Liberty Walkup , Pleasant Wit and Twentymnn Wood. I The skin i * of tlmt delicate imturo uixm I j which tliu incut linpnncinont can l > o madu nt j by the use of J'uzzoni' * Medicated Complexion Powdorallrouglmeiw , salluwiiesa uml Irritatio Jean booMTcmuo k-auutf the ukln dellcaUl whlto. soft and nmooth. TliU preparation a. world wldo reputation , w > uu fear tioedliat I witertilnod of the result. Sold by nil dniKKtets The Largest Stock in Omaha , and Makes the Lowest Prices , Furniture ! DRAPERIES AND MIRRORS , Just received nn assortment far surpassing anything in this market , comprising ho latest nnd most tasty designs manufactured for this spring's trade nnd covering range of prices from tfio Cheapest to the most Expensive. Parlor Goods Draperies. ttowrendy for the inspection of cus Complete stock of all the latest tomers , the newest novelti H in ' styles iu Turcomim , Madras nnd Suits and Oild Pieces Lnce Curtains , Etc. , Etc. Elegant Passenger Elevator to all Floors. CHARLES SHIVE&ICK , 120(5,1208 ( and 1210 Fnrnnm Street , - - - - OMAHA , NEB. T T 1 ( SUCCESSOR TO FOSTElt & GRAY. ) LBEtfE AND CEMENT. Office ami Yard , 6th and Douglas Sts. , Haynes & Van Arsde ! , NOTIONS , HOSIERY , FURNISHIM -AND 1106 Farnam Street , - - - OMAHA , KEB , PERFECTION IN Heating and Baking Tn only attained by using CHARTER OAfiC Stoves and Ranges , WIRE GAUZE OVER DOORS Fci sale by MILTON ROGERS & SONS , IVMAHA. M. HELLMAN & CO. , 1301 AND 1303 FARNAM STREE1 COR. 13Th OMAHA. i MANDFACTOUEB OF OF BTIUCrrLTrm3T-CLASS I 'n ' lit Iq AND TWO WHEEL CARTS. 1319 nd 1320 llarnoy Htrcot and i03 U. ICth Streti , } TR/I A TT A . . oirae furnl > i < > < l ( rn iu > "n anDllr t'nn ' 4 i * i3 a. EAU CLAIRE YARD. 1024 North Eighteenth Street , Omaha , on Street Car Lino. 3ES. TOT. WUOLPSILE AND UhTAK. Liiber , Lime , Latl ; Doors , Fi firmlos and orient a gnnc ] anrl Inw ' s nnv "i Hio citv. trv , mo. UANUIAOTUI1KU OF FINK FINKSunuff f ai 5r.Upoaltory cn Uttl > filled with iclcot ( took. Deit Wotirro nihlp Kor > .ntw > i OfflKH fnrrrIff. Cnnnpn 1H1h nml Cntii * * ' * uania Q > nnln H DEALERS IN Hall's Safe and Lock Comp'y FIBE AND BURGLAR PROOF xoao 0. M. LEIGniON. H. T. CLARKE. LSIGHTON & CLARKE , SUCCESSORS TO KKKNAKD BROS. A CO. ) Wholesale Druggi vHv w3w DEALERS IN Paint * . Oils. . & * * PT 't" + 'lfPSt'fr *