Proud , honorable , ftitlifulwoman y , she dtcrntincd o keep expenses downanddo the work hcrsclf. Ri ht ! nobly has she done it , but at tern le c t. The sparkle that was in her eve when she was a bride is one. ner once lunlp.and rosy leeks src now ho lowand colorless. She used to step lightly and gracefully belt now she drags one foot after the tithe ; with painfuhvcanncss. For tit' sake of the family she does not inentlon It r aching back , n. acutely-painful nerves , her rheu- matjc twinges , her dyspeptic troubles , or the heavy wdgllt silt feels in her right side , that tells Ilcr her liver is oing wrong. She thinks nobody knows about all that , and she will suffer on in quiet and unrcpinjng pa. tience. Alas 1 her secret 1s an open one , for it tells its own talc. Whisper this in her car , she ou ht Lo know 1t : Madam , Brollnl s rot : Villcrswi11Ical 'OUrbackcabnyour picnics , killyourr1c2walisfudrivcmll .ourdys/rcfisiaandcorrecl ourlivcr. Dofr a bottle. Nearest druggist. / Health le Wealth < t a av assalta , ; .cwFs riidAfu I : NT _ : - . Dr. IC 0. Woat'a Nero and Rraln Troatmenl , g0atan oedepeclfo for lfy.torls , Dlninem'Oonvul .tun. , Fits , Nornue Ncuraigla , headache , Nervous Proetratlon areal bx the ueo of aloohol or tobacoo , Wakefulness Mcntal Deproselon Softening or the Drain , resuldnz In laeanlty end IcuUng to mkory , dewy and death , Premature Old Age , Barrcnnnr. Icee of power In either nor , InvoltinGry Lowe' ; ] Hpennetorrhma oeuied by over exortlona of bnheelf abusoorovcr Indu1gonce. Esoh twine one month' . treatment iL00 a borer boxee for $5.00. Pent by mail prepaid on rcoelp $ pUoe ° ' WE OUAItANTEE Hix DOSES To cure any case. With each order rocolvcd by a tot alxboxceaeco1npanlodwith$5.00wowilleendtbe pnroheeer our written guarantcotorefundthemoney If she lroetmont done not affect a cure. Ouersntc u f'um&ow1 Din , let Omaha web. DR , FELIX LE BRUN'S a GH AND CUBE. t CR EITHER SEX. ml. remedy being Injected directly to thereat be dleeuo , requlroe no thango of diet or nauseone , mrrcudal or pofeenous medicine. to be taken intern. any. When esoi u e provontlve by either sex , It I. Impoeslbla to oontrst.ny pIrate dfsosso ; but In the 350 of thosoaiready unfortunately aallctodwe gu. e. antee three borne to ours , or we will refund the money. Price by mail , po.tsgo psbd , $2 per box , or e three boxes for e5. ; wnnrEt1OUAItMiTEE $ re . C lmsdbydlaulboriredagents. , Dr.FelizLeBrun&C i t BOLE PROPRIBTORF. 0. F. OoodmsnDruggist , Sale Agent , for Omaha 1Veb , mdse wiyN Catarrh r Atthts soasonof the year everybody haaacold and 50020 very bad once. Dy frequent exposures the membrsnesofthe noes become very uoneitlve , and tetarh and Innuenw ere epidemic. Itellof may be c obtained by the we of ] laud's garaparuld. For many years In succession beginning so far luck I don t remember whom , , I had are atarrh In ' r my heed. Uconaletodof aoontinuai flow jfromjmy nose. nose.Ringing and Bursting Noises to my head. Sometime. the hoerlng In my left ear , F' waeaffeoted. Ftveyears ago about Chic season of ; = the year Ibegan to use Iloof. Seruparlfa. I was holpedrfghtewsybutI contlnedto ueo It until I felt my myrocU cured.-Mrs Elio U. Caulfield , Lowell , Msse. { Jerome Brownell merchant and extensive mWeret Victor. , Ontario county , N. Y. , writes : "I have used ? hood's SarsapullleforicyCatarrh , endIthuhelped tile. 1 consider floats 8arsa ndlle one of the best remedloe for blood disease to he obtained , _ : 100 Doses One''Dolla s ' t ri 'I have been troubled with ! het distressing corn. plaint , catarrh , and have born using flood's Bares. parfla , and find It one of the boat remedies I have ever taken. fly trouble has lasted ten year. , and never could got any relief until 1 eommenool to use floaY'aBaruparilfa"-Dlartbi Shield , Chicago , Iii. IDanget from Catarrh ; Depends upon the amount and axiom of the fcrofu Iou.Infection. Unquestionably many deaths from coneumpUon can be traood to neglected atarrh. There is a violent diatrose , prostrated and coughing apeUs the ryes weep , the nose discharges copiously , end the head Scorns to split , Dm such pees hood' . Baruparila corrects the Ca tarrh by its diroot action In discharging the poison a' from the blood through naturo'a great outlets , so ' that halthysound blood roaches tto membranes uui la wholesome. r Hoods : Sarsaparilla 1 ' Sold by dmggista , $1 ; six for $1. Prepared by C 1. fl00D aircu , , ApotlmccarlosLowoll Mass. DUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN , ARCHITECTS sn u ' L IIEMOYED TO OMdUA NAT1ONALBLD ; . r' 'I1Rp ' t . - , , TAMPICO , i ' ' CDASET . , , Afl0J08 ' . , i PF2FEOT , r I I , ; Tal1PpORT f ABSOLUTELY UNBREANAOLE. R R F 7s offered toe every lair of Hr. B'I1IUNU' $ 'rAMBIC0 In which a Tampion slay breaks. It. 4atentTdplsflick prereatibeekshsspied Irritation e and allied dl.euee ; eccaree a uniform tomponturo . around the body , protecting lungs cud spin. . souoeee sary to health In sU climates. . ; : Duy only Dr. IsTRONC'S TAp Corset.The best ever rvtalled far /1.118. p cuLa pr L.ADfe .ZCUCnlarn k1 LLLYwleenr. J , 0 , FITZPATRICK do CO. , M'F'$1 NEW YORK. F I I 1I. 1I.f BETTER MU C NEAPERTwM SOAP ' FOA ALL ' ' + HOU o 0leanin g PurpoaeN , TWILL CLEAN " PMT , dG1UDLE , OIL CLOTIIB , , 31ATU TUDB , CROC1qAY : , } UTCAI'y VTE'WILS , 1rINDOtYg , 30 , ' IT WILL POLION ' 9TY,1it1tlg.C4t'PE1tAliDBTEEpeWA1U : S ° " . , Qi"lldSlItllDt , ' e nO ' R And w ip Ie ho cnlIe grant ! Is it because that o'er the bar lie steer. the ship of state ! o1.D Iigxtlln. Oh , no , my eon ! Wo call him great ecause of his cigars , And 'cause ho helps us navigate The schooner o'er the bars. Lookingg lbr n Job , Oh , tliodroarinoss-tho weariness of Ioking for ajobl The cold , pollto rebuff , 'rho answer rude and rough , Perhaps the fistlcuff Or whack across the nob. Oh , the aarofulness-dce pairfulness Of looking for n jobs Tie day that mnlesed Ira mark , The night spout In the park , Where all is cold and dark , Among the homeless mnob , Oh , the eadncas-tho madness Of looking for a job ! The shoes down at the heel , The etomach'e aching feel , That hollow's fora nlenl- 'Twould very reason rob. -Puck , HONEY FOIL TILE LADIES. Ball or hoop oar rings set with gem are fweh lonahlo. Seventeen imndrod women belong to the 1nlglets of Labor in Jtochestar. The girls of 1'rincoton , Ind „ ) maws organized - izod an anti-chewing gum society. Bolts and chatelain bags of elegantly em bossed loather arc again ultra feshionablo. The ] { ate Castloton pokes of white plush trlrnrned with silk pompons , arc worn an fashionable for babies a year or two old , Artificial hips-for woman of fashion , of course-aro the latest , nail are necessary to the present style of close Iitting garments. Thcro is a lady in Wasliingtou who can play the piano wih her fact. Perhaps this Is the way the neighbor's oldest girl plays it. Prayer books bound m white velvet and gold , and costing 825 , are shown as the kind for brides to hold in thdir lands at the altar. Fashionable girls adopt hemanuscript etylo of latter-writing-that I , only on one side of the paper and with a wide margin on both sides. sides.A A lady In Elgin , IlL , whoso canary bird died assembled hot friends , delivered a diS course ever the birds remains , and lied it burned nod in a cemetery , Fairno unt l'arrk Philadelphia. " le " tricycle has also Soon n which a gentleman and lady can sit side by side. It is said that the measure of a lady's closed fiat is equal to the length of her foot. When n St. Louis girl closes liar fiat the roan around the house make tracks for the woodshed , White kid bonnets are imported , trimmed with a flat garniture of pearl and crystal bead work or lmand-pBintod around the edges in emnll , dollcatoty colored fluwors and buts. Tennis , archery and school girl paper ( with astrep full of books ) are dainty varieties of stationery follq , ltaggod edged paper is still popular , but the furor for it Is on the wane. The price of kissing another man's wife in Posey county is 822 and an apron full of sweat potatoes. At least that is what Casper Folomondo had to pay for kissing the buxom Ms. . Star. No jewelry Is worn on the streets now but rings , and they arc covered. At least they should be , but occasionally one sees thorn worn over the loves by lwreons presumably escaped from Longview , To clean carpets : Dampen some Indian meal , mix salt with it , aml aprinklo over the carpet ; swoop vigorously , Take a small sharwpointed skiclc to remove the salt and meal from cracks and corners. Silver clover leaves covered' with tiny din. mend clippings. made to resemble drape of dew , nro among the new designs In jewelry. 'rho sot consists of lace-pin oar-rings , hair or. namonta , elide , and bangle bracelets , A Boston girlwna caught giggling , This Is a very rare spodpa. .ho was Immediately placed tinder a glass case. Most Boston girls never giggle ; they merely express their delight by a dreamy , far nway , Antarctic smile. Time Georgia paper. are Industriously circu- bating the story of a young lad of that State who sheared thirty shoot In arty minutes. Evidently aloe is one of that kind of girls that can "just got up and make the hair fly , " Volvot'dresaes are made by Now York tail. ore in as plain style as the cloth suits , Those are trimmed with broad bands of fur-Rue- Sian sable if one wishes to be very splendid , or black fox or cheaper furs if one is content with vood effects. A border of fur trims the bottom of the coat , the cuffs and collar , and the tiny velvet muff. Among the articles of wearing apparel or stractod from the trunks of Lady Mandeville nec Yuanagawhilo being convoyed from Newport to Now York recently , were jhirteea dozou palm of eight button add gloves. The other missing articles comprised diamond plus , laces , cloaks and eacquos Though loss universally worn , the reign of large.plaldad material. is not over ; but few costumes are made of tkomn solely , combine. tions of plala woollens or ve1veteons being considered bettor taste. The newoathevo the tunlo and blouse front draped on the crass , the diagonal lines not then having the effect of increasing size. For early winter wear are shown some very fine ileeco'lluod fancy cloths , thick , vet sup. plc. These do not require extra lining and are onorally trimmed with fur. ] ixtra hick stockinette. are now la great use , Those are cut to sot without a wrinkle on the figure , and make very serviceable surtoute nud lung coats of ovary kind , as well as the wraps amni jackets of shorter curt , There arc also agroat number of plain fancy cloths , ribbed , checked matelasso , and uoiutllloused for palotuts , Gentlemen in eoarell of picturesque wives should go to Lorotein Italy , Tim woman are dark mid lovely , They wear a jaunty costume , consisting of plxtoen otticoate on weak days mod eighteen on Sundays and hull. days. These petticoats are all startled , and some arc very richly trimmed with lace and mnbrohlory , A'colorod skirt i. then looped up over these balloon skirts , and a stayb udlco confines the waist to its smnnllest dhnenmlons , over a spotless white chonlisotto. Dtany ladies are now wearing half capes mind motto rmulfe neado of dark velvet bordered with brilliant feather trhmmiu , Muffs mil collars made wholly of fine feathers arc ccn spicuously fublonablo , and usually match tlmo bonnet or turban. Ail a rude , goden brown feathers are in great request. Brown is undoubtedly doubtodly one of the collars par excellence , and it le wonderful how inmunerablo.aro the tones discoverable in a color that would seam to admit of so few variations , PEPI'EItIIIINT DROPS , Diamonds are a good deal like bens , Much depends on their setting , The Thanksgiving turkey waxoth fat and struts , and the eyes of te cook ruminoth water , Some Englishmen tvbo want out to New Zealand to work a derrick , have been quieted by being told that cannibals never cat hoist. era , Count IJagor I1oer aaya : "I emcee so de little fly is gone. Von ho vas leroeo dick as efcr dng do free lunch las twice as longer as he d0 slaw. " It iI believed that oil two coon in America are engaged ht Limb nefarious business of ruck. lug hand ugraus , 'I'helr hidlug place arc carefully concealed ( rein the publlo. ' henry Hall , of North Carolina , has invent. ed a maehIne that will pack ] OO pounds of bran in a fifteen-inch space. Whatvyomml would be able to carry-but we dlgroas-Bic. marok Tribune , There is nothing like being confidential with one's own wife , A Tonne Ivanla man , having$10,000 , and being afraid of burglars , put It In a stove oven , but forgot to tell his svifo. It ruined him , .A. devil-fish recently caught at l'ortIfoyal measured sixteen feet across and weighed two tone. The newspaper correspondent who caught It lied boar eating lobster salad just before going W bed , , A Kansas miller drowned himself in his mill' wad because a damn ho had just built failed to collect water onusgh to urn the wheel , lie oaldbltotl good sense. Soumo nlen would have gone ! ) ome and jawed their wives . . r . - J ' .cc ' ! f who intend to write Christmas ghost stories to Spa ro 11e the familiar line , "lie could not toll how tong ho has boon asleep when he awoke with the fooling that some one was in the worn , " Biliousness is not so widely spread n disease amongAmericans as it was fifty ago , no- cording to the statement of a scientific writer who pretends to know all about it. It moans that there is more freedom of tlmeught. Much that was called piety was more biliousness.- New Orleans Piayune ] ; xploeionr of all kinds are becoming pain. fully numerous. A steam shovel exploded in St. Louis the other day and seriously injured two icon. l'eo to wo are troubed with tramps can easily scare the rascals away by panting this item on the front gate and then showing them a shovel , Four masked burglars entered a ( muse in hope , N. J. , and after binding two of the occupants cupants rocecded to mask up their plunder , after which they sat down and ate some ap pies. As the Imprint of the tooth ism one of time apples shows that the enter was minus one tooth , tlmero is a fair prospect of his being captured. Burglars cannot he too careful how they leave their marks. One of the big Now York hotels lice , be. sides wide stairways , mu electric temperature register system throughout , and any number of fire escapes , eight men who patrol tlio building at night , and Lave fire extinguishers on ovary floor as well as a moans of flooding the house with water from lsrvo tanks on thereof roof , Lot a retl haadod man take off his lint in one of those hotels after dark and he is im rnediately drowned , "I can't cardy this bundle' , said a wife to her husband. "I can't , " the husbandereplied , tor I have to cart' the two children , But you ought to have sonic consldoratlon for me , " the wife continued. "Yon must think I am n wagon. " "Oh , no , my dear , I don't think you lure n wagon. A wagon holds its tongue , but you flavor do.-Arkansaw Traveler olor , My First Sweetheart. She's rather faded now , and than , liar shining locks are not so glossy ; Slip's lost the dimple in liar chin , Tier air's subdued instead of saucy. no's paler , too ; the wild rose bloom ! hat used to make her such a beauty ling faded , to make standing room Ifor lines marked out by care mid duty. Iler hand is not so plump and white , As on the tiny when I first pressed it ; lint baby hands have clasped it tight , And baby lips in love caressed it. A firm warn hand to shield and guide The little lives that must commie after ; A tender heart to hold and hide The baby love and baby laughter , 1 often eon her pass thin way , 1Ior bright eyad children trooping 'round her ; Oh for the wasted yesterday t Lro yet another heart had found hurt It might have beani Within my breast NtTlia soerotqrtoving long bath tarried ; I wonder if slat sometimes guessed The reason why I never married. RELIGIOUS. California ices 000 churches of all denomina tions , and about 1,000,000 of inhabitants. The next general convention of the Protestant ant Episcopal Church wlll ho held at Chicago in 1880. The collections of Peter's pence for the Pope In Now York City on Sunday last amounted to $15,000. Mr , Moody , the evangelist says his throe weeks' work dnIrcland was the most produa tivo of his Ilfo. A church erected by English settlers in Isle of Wiglitcounty , five miles from Smithfield , Va. , is said to have boon built he 1032 , anti to be the oldest church now standing in this country. There are now in the State of Kansas one hundred and sixty one Presbyterian church buildings which are occupied. There arc but seven ruansos which are occupied , but prapa. rations are in progress for others It is claimed that five hundred people of Danville , Dlinots , have been converted through tlio instrumentality of the ] farrison revival meetings. A grand jubilee service to celebrate this victory will be hold at Kimbor chapel on next Sunday. The city of Ilauapossesses one of the moat interesting relic. of Luther-acastof his face , taken after death , in the night between the 20th and 21st of February , 1540 whoa his corpse , while on the way from LIslobon to Wittenborg , Jay in the city church , now St. Mary's , in Helo. The wedding ring given , by Martin Luther to hits bride is still in existence , and has been lately placed on exhibition in Frankfort on. the-Main. It bears a representation of Christ upon the cross and the instruments of the Pas. lion , and in it is sot wsmall ruby. The in. scription ism "Dr. Martin Luther ; Catherine Born , June 13 , 1125. " The Rev. W. J , Kip , Protestant Episcopal bishop of California , lies just celebrated the thirtieth anniversary of his ordination Ho was formerly rector of St. Paul's , Albany and on his journey as missionary bishop to oall forumn was shipwrecked at San Diego , and there proaclmcd his first sermon In the die- cuss , Dr. Talmnago's church ht Brooklyn has a membership of 2,775. They gave last year to home missions 8101 , and to foreign missions $112. They gave to the cause of education $05. This argest freshyterlan church in the United States gave lens for those objects than many among the poorest. In contrast to this , the 1 first Preabyterlan church of New York , with only 418 melubers , gave to home mule- shuns $12,050 , and to foreign rnlesiona $20,517 , How Dear. How dear to each heart nro the scenes of elec. tion , When wagers and losses present them to view ! The barrooms , the ballots , the lha recollca tion Of how much we drank and low hittie we know ! The old broken pocket , The unbound pocket , The rag covcrod pocket , " Which onto was filled well , Parni Dalind , No more the reaper rnutilatos , 'fife thrasher d'iews no arms ; No more the boiler portable Depopulates the farms , The long drmvn howls now licard each day Echoing o'er the hill. Proceed from men with fingers caught In cider and sorghum mills. CONNUDIALITIFS. Map' fate direct their path in life 'lhirouptlt flowery utoad and mossy dale ; Should a or n fany breeze be rife , Cod Greet it be a favoring gale , May heaven upon the union smile ith oft-repeated , genial suns , And peace attend thorn ever , while Their only cares arc little ones. Now , girls , don't all speak at once. A far. mar In Ahna , lillch. , oilers $100 bonus for a wife. wife.A umarriage took place roconttj' at I'ortsoa , bridal , is which the prhefpnls and whole party wore deaf m4itos , Baldwin Cole , ngoll olghty eix , and Mi. . Fannie Allen agog seventy.tive , wore mare nod hi 1t'alosboro , S. 0 , , last week. Prayorbaska bound in wldto volyotanti gold costing from $25 up , are the latest novel. ties for brides to hold in thigh' hands at time nuptial ceremony , Oue of the members of the "young ladies' base ball club" of Philadei mhla recently mar. nod time umiplre of agamo pllayod in l'ittsburg , three days alter she first mot limn at the match , Gossips are already at work iuarrvhmg the 1'ducoss Louise 1'ictorla Alexandra togmar. oldest daughter of the prince \Yalesnow 10 years old , 'rue due of Portland is the happy man seleeto , Vaulty Falr doubts the rumor , Dr. Pierson , of Tone , Michigan , hall a with. or peuliar Weddleg the other evening , ] le married a lady to her third huubapd fu eight year. , time first two husbands having tiled , and he having ullictatod at all the weddings. t'ie ] lady is only 27 yeas. of ego. When Mr , Paul Epson oat merriod to tie r , r wanted to render the ceremony loss binding than usual , or to avoid the outlay of $2 , ho didn't any , But the lady took time risk and the ring wasn't naked for. At the recent marriage of Miss Gertrude Tucker daughter of lion , Randolph Tucker , of Virginia , to Mr. Logan , of New York , one of the presents was a pair of silver candlesticks formerly owned by Lady Spottlswool , wife of Virginia's old colonial Governor , Mr. Tuck. er's eon is rector of SI , I'aul's in Norfolk , and has in his Church study the chair in which John IIancock sat to sgn the Declaration , Miss Chamberlain , the Cleveland beauty , who has hcdn creating such a sensation In London social circles , is now said to be engaged gaged to young l'oterAlgcrmon Brown , the oldest amt of John Brown , the queen's im mortal flunkey. She met him at one of the queen's receptions and their ncquaintanco soon ripened into love , Tlio queen is said to be do. lighted. Young Browe a very manly fel low , is 21 years of ago , an officer in her majes ty's household , and seams to have Inherited his father's sterling qualities and social graces. It is understood that as soon as the date of marriage is agreed upon , Brown will be knigh ted and prompted hr the queen's service. A Now York phrenologist has boon trying to solve the rnblem of immarriage b means of his art , In a the other eve ning ha declared that his investigations proved that moon with bad tempos should marry women with mild manners , and vice versa ; and that twoof a color should never marry , Blendes should wed brunettes the tall should unite themselves to the ehor , the loan to the stout , etc. As to tlio time of marriage the professor was of the opinion that the first things which should engage a your man's attentions are choosing a vocation and n wife. It was usually considered that a wo man was at her zenith at 20 , ahd old at 25. When she was sixteen the question was , Whom elmall I take ? Twenty Whom can I got ? Twenty-five , Who will take me ? Song of tile \VIgcH , By Lillie E. Barr. "Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! " . Bark to the voice of the telegraph wino , Ticking out every word ! A bo.in a burr , impatient voice , That over all others is heard. Now 'tis a message of sorrow and care , And then of pdeasuro and song , A tender thought , or a parting prayer , Or a wlrispor of cruel wrong. 11. "Tick tick ! Tick , tick ! Tick tick ! " The waif of battle , tlmo horror of fire , Tha speed of a horse or ship ; Time crash of markets , the flight of kings , The word from baby's lip ; Time flood , the plague and the earthquake shock , Thoorrow that's on the sea , Are mf t by a mother's loving thought , Or a lover's wedding glee , II ! . "Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! " And the winds blow through thorn day and night ; ( Do the winds know what they say ? ) And the sunshine glints , and the rain sweeps And thhe white snows on them stay. And time birds rest there and plue their wings , ( Do time bird. their story know ? ) Da they fool the thrill of the mighty things That underthiair small feat go ? Iv. "Tick tick ! Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! " Above the snow of time cotton plant , And above the Northern wheat And over the mighty mountain chain , And the Prairie fresh and sweet , And over the thousand strooted town , And the desert wild and free ; And over the mighty forest trees , And under the roaring sea. V "Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! Tick , tick ! " They clasp all earth in a loving ring , And they answer all desires , For there isn't alanguage they cannot speak- The wonderful telegraph wirosl 'Tliey will girdle the earth and cross the sea , And the nations bind , until The world shall answer in ovary tongue Their messages of Goad Will. -New York Ledger , s SINGULARITIES. A Now York lawyer carries an umbrella , the handle of which cost one hundred dollar. . It has a laced of carved gold and silver and jewels , A lady of Albany , Gentry county , Wiswa sin , swalowed a needle twelve ears ago , and last week it was extracted from her thigh by a doctor of that city. There are two cats at the Crystal Palace Exhibition of London priced at 850,000 , each. Five hundred dollars is a common price fixed on time exhibits , There is a clock in good running order in the ostoffice in Monmouth Ore. , which was brought across the plains in 1852 , and has been running over forty years. A bee comb nearly thro foot long , suspended - ed from a tree and pretty woi filled with honey , was recently fomnear Santa Ann , Cal. The 1)003 ware still working at it. A whale GO foot long and 12 feet through time shoulders carne ashore during a storm at Burnett's Island , iu Chesapeake Bay , Tues. nay , and they were two days killing it one nian , William Barnes , being crushed to ! loath by a blow of the monster's Iluko. Iowa City boasts of the largest man In the world. Igo is G feet 4 hehes high , weighs 725 pounds , and measures 8 foot cows. the body. It takes 30 yards of cloth to make n suit for Lim , nud wen he walks the earth trembles. He was born in Iowa City , Sept. 27 , 1810. David Lincoln , of Mayville , Chatauque county , N Y , is six feet high , weighs 215 pound. , and is 7'1 years old , lie can rift 1,000 iroummda , In his life Imo" line cleared 500 acres of laud and boasts of chopping and piling up ought curds of'four fuot wood in allay. In lii. youth lie was a champion wrestler. Otto Michelis , of , ICeokuk Iowa , has a cage of fine cauarios , ono of which recently be. Caine blind , ! hough lfwas formerly a fine singer , now it nave ; utters a note beyond an occasional chirp. The other birds remain cmetamitlyby it , cheering it with song and evincing nn nbnost h mimimt intelligence in thelr solicitude for their sfllictod mate. A Russian Jew , Solomon Schlsgal by name , and oily 10 years old , the eon of a watch. maker ht Broditsclmon , has invented a watch which p , oes by electricity , and which is do. tiered try Ilerr Chwolson , professor of phoySlCS at St. Petersburg , to ho an instrument of wonderfnlshnplicity and value. The Montgomery ( Alal Advertiser says : "A certain horse in Sayes.vill for twont year. has beau a cart horse he a brick yard mil time habit of going through a certain round of duties do after day has oeabled lmiu to do things which seem to indicate the poesesssiun of mental faculties sinular to those po5so8sod by time hlunan race , his routine of labor is te cart. 65loads of clay the pit o where the clay is ground , amid then to go for a load of coat dust ; and withivutanything being said'or done to dudiaato time fact to him , when lie hiss tlopositati his 65ti load he turns away from time clay pit and goes for aload of duet , soil will du no more work after time whistle sounds. " One of the queerest curlosltios on the globe 1 , a man with a silver skull who is now visit. lug in Louisville , Iy. During a fiercely eon. tested battle in time late war this interesting hidividunl was struck on time bead withs a ploce of dial ! , whicho tare away time entire top of has skull , leaving the brain horribly eaposed , Strange to say , he survived te terrible ! wuutd , and a noted surgeon , who was one of the physicians ht attendance upon time in. merited ( larfiold , succeeded in ittimmg a silver date over the opouhmg , which elaelded time brain equally as wallas the skull. This plate is about the size of a mom's hand and works on binge. , and may be raised up and down at will. 'rime re skulled moms dons not experience the least pain , and as he wears a wig , all eye. deuce of a ellatterod skull is concealed , A Quick ltecovcry , Ii give. to great pleasure to state that the merchant who way reported being at the point of deaths twin an attack of 1'uewnouia , lies entirely recovered by the use of DR. WM IIA1d1S 11M SAM FOhd Tllll LUNGS. Naturally lie feels grateful for the benefit. do. rived from heir timi remedy , for the lungs and throat ; ana iii giving publicity to thde statement we are actuated by motives of pub. Ile benefaction , twisting that others nia be benefittod ht a timilat mariner , On sale by till Druggist. , 'take cheer , if you are simply ailing , 'or it you fed weak and dispirited , with. 'out clearly knowing why , Ilep fiQer/ 'will cutely cure you. " ' 7t you area minister , and here overtaxed your. 'self with your petori duties , or aytther , worn out 'with care and work , ore man of business or laborer 'weakened bytho strain of your everyday duties , or 's man of letters , tolling over your midnight work , ' Rittera will . " 'hop surely strengthen you. "If you are suffering 'from overeating or 'drinking , any indescro 'tire or tifasipation , or 'are y oungsnd growing ' as is oftentho 'case : ' "Or if you are in the workshop , on the fattn , at the desk , auywhcre ; and feel that your system needs cleansing , ton. Ing orstimuietingwithout lntoxiatiog , you are old , blood thin and Impure , 'pulse feeble , nerve unsteady , faculties 'waning , flop Miters le what you need to 'to give you new life , health and vigor" If you are costko or dyspeptic , or suffering from any ether of the corner. ous diseases of the stomach or bowels , it is your own fault if you remain iii. " If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease , atop tempting death this moment , and turn fora cure to Hop Bitters. If you are elck with that terrlbio sickness Nervousness , you will And a'Daimin 0fiend' in hop Dlttere. 11 you are a frequenter , or a esident of a miasmatic district , barricade your system against the scourge of all coon. tries-malaria , epidemic blhous and Intermittent lovers-by the use of IIop Bitters. If you have rough , pimply , or sallow akin , bad breath , IIop Ritter will give you fair skin , rich blood , the sweetest breath , and health. 8500 will be paid for a case they will not tree or help. That poor , bed-ridden Invalid wlfesister , mother , or daughter , can be made the picture of health by a tow bottiee of flop bitters costing but a trifle. A buttonwood that was a vigorous tree aur ing time revolution still stands ontho fawn of George Stinger. Canterbury Comn It Is 70 feet high , the trunk measuring slxteemi feet in circumference two feat above time ground , mid it is time same size around 25 feet above , hero time branches a first project. An Excellent Report. lion. Joe. G Goodridgo , of Brooklyn N , Y , writes this : " Cannot express myself in sufhclently praiseworthy terms. Umttock : llloai IliUcrahave used for the past two years ; keep my stomach in splendid trim , " Some erratic invitat for afternoon tea are In then form of a kattlo and have the mine of the guest on the spout , to indicate that she will be served with tea , and the name of the hostess on the handle to show she will servo it. The invitation is on the body of tlee kettle , Buy B. II. Douglas h Cons' Capsicum Cough Drops for your children ; they are harmless pleasing to the taste and will cure tlmefr colds. D. S. and Trade Mark on every drop. The Cleveland - girl ts model constancy. One of theme confessed the other day that she adored a tooth-puller , who is said to be time homiest man in time city so much that she had had five sound teeth pled for the privilege of being near him a few moments , Take Your Choice , You can be weak nervous , debilitated , and despondent , disqualified for work of head or hand , or you can enjoy a fair share of health and ! peace of mind. Jlnrlock Dtood Bitters will allevrato your misery and do on a world of good if you will but have fait to try , A young man near Abbevillo , Ala „ con. tractod with a farmer to work for him a year for his daughter and a tloubie barreled a et- un The contract leas been faithfully per. armed , and the young nian is now the nppy possessor of the sotgun. The girl went back on the old man's bargain. Tested by Tinte. For Throat Diseases , Colds , and Coughs , BnovN's BnoacnreL TnoeilEs have proved their efficacy by a test of many years. Price 25 ate , - + - "Yes , I lied a very narrow escape last Sunday - day , " said young Mevgle , a well-known Ar kansasfop , "form horse throw me into a deep gully , whore I lay unconscious until the Rev , Mr. Mocus chanced to come along and take me out. " "The reverend gentleman did not violate the Sabbath , either , " said young Bldnkina. "Certainly not , " replied 'Mooggle "for ho was helping a brother in distress. " "No , not exactly ; he was helping an ass out of the ditch , " IB UNPAILINI ] \ ADD INFALLIBLE ns mrnrxo EVER FAILS. , k Epflepffc Ftf. ; Spasm , Falling Sickness , Comrvul sloes , St. Vltua Dance , Alcoholism , Oplttm Eating , Seminal Weakness , Impotency - potency , Syphilis , Scrofula , and all Nervous and Blood Dlsoases j(7'To ( Clergymen , Lawyers , LtteraryMen , Merchants , Bankers , Lades and all whose sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros- tmtlon , Irregularities of the blood etomach , bowels or kidneys , or who require a nerve tonic appetizer or stlmulcntSamarllanHer- edne is invaluable. -Thousands JE GREAT procl aim it the most wonderful L""Igor- ant that over sustain. ed a sinking system. R Y $1,50 , at Druggists. The DR. S , A , RICNMONO p.u a MEDICALCO.olePro Y , ° U RYRI 'meters , St Joseph , lo S'or ' testunonil anti olrcumsru icon stamp. (18) ( ll F I D r BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. Au excellent appetizing tonic of r , . - exqulsiteflavor , taowu.edover the _ . + whole world , cures Dyspepels DisrrhwaFever acdAgueandai s t' disorders of the Dlgcstivo Organs , . .ei A fewdrtips Rnpart a dollcioue n flavor to a glass ofchampagmiennd : ti to all sumnierdrinke , Pry it , but bowaroafcounlerfelts. Ask pout i7 ' grocer prdruggistforthe cmiioo article manutacturcd by 1)11. J , - D ( i. U , kIKWRItP da 8018. J , W , WUPPERYANN , Sole Agent . . 'cu. rt. m tw , IArcet , riim u 0 gl Brosulwsv , N. Y. ST ETTEI eta to and chroniodyspep lire , corn' It 0 plant andin chronic . /tttUATII _ . pmrp betlnataad e a s e s lloatetter's Stomach Dlttere D beyond all compari Ion the beat remedy . , that ache taken.A a means of restorin@ Um strength and rl telenergy of person r ! who are sinking not - t : . ? gar the dablUtating effeetsolalnhddfe orders thleatandard vegeta'lo io , igoraut le confessedly un STOMACH equdiod. For wdo b y EITEA Drugglete and 1ka1 or generaby , DR HENDERSON meedleimme. Ogerr , . altee o ' ) ' is 000andeohlvy'anduttsfit years' prattloe-twelve KANBAB CITY , MO. Chicago Autborired by the state to tree d Chronic , Nervous and Private dtseaus , Asthma , EpIIepy , I heumatian Plies , Tspo Worm , Urinary and Skin fits easceSenlnalwaknessnlghtloesca Sexual Dabilltylou ( nfsexualpower. da Cures guaranteed or money refunded. Charges , ox , TLouaauds of asos cured. No Injurious mod ! alno furnishe.i even to mtleat. at a distance Coo sultetlon free and confidemmUal-tail or write' ago and experience are important. A BOOK for both aexr.- - of other thing. sent scaled er we 8 cent atemps. FItE6 MUdEUM p med od-w Furniture ! .1 'Pl'c : 9 . Have just received a large quantity of new s AND AM OFFERING THEM AT VERY LOW PRICES PIBSSENGER ELEVtTOR CHASI SHIVERIC1 [ ,1aA11 k'1001'S. 1200 , 1208 OMAHA and 1210Farnam , NEB , St , hP ! _ 1u . s5 I 1 MANUFACTURER OF OF STRWrLY FIR8T CLAB $ 3 r' ' Carriaae , BugiesRoad AND TWO WHEEL CARTS. 1810 end 1320Irarney Street andf 4O3 S.18th Street , . - . , - It A 1Q A Catalogue furnished tree upon appiatian NLxB 1 ASK YOUR GROCERS FOR TILE + C OMAHA DRY HOP YEAST a. WARRANTED NEVER TO FAIL. . , pl Manufactured by the Omaha Dry 8oP Yeast Co. 2718 BURT STREET , OMAUA , lIEU LOUIS BRADFORD , m DEALER IN Doors Bliuds Shill1os Lath , , , i VETO , ; LOW PRICES . AND GOOD GRADES. Call and Get my Prices before buying elsewhere. Yards5 corner 9th and Douglas. Also 7th and Douglas. t J. H. CIBSON ' UFAftRY i CORNER TWELFTII AND UOWARD f 7RIET8. , OMggB , t ( ; - - - tNT3S Particular attention Ivan to re alrln Batlaacl'cnguaranteed ; J. A , WAKEFIELD QWIIOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALEBIN . 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