OMAHA DAILY BEE-MOOT ) AY' MOR NIBTG MAY 23,1881. THE DAILY BEE. E. ROSEWATER. EDITOR : SENATOR SAUNDEBS cannot afford to ' . The disastrous fall into Jay Gould's trap. astrous experiments of liis predecess ors should be ample warning to avoid such a blunder. [ Seward Reporter. TIIE Senate has adjournetlEine die leavingwMahone'Ridalebergert1And ; Gorhamrthe.-sad consolation of inar- tyrdoiimorj "those fgreat constitutional principles for which the venerable solons had pledged their honor to scold and sweat all summer. „ „ t Trill , in the June number , pay an un- preccdentcd compliment $0 , 5 A-oun , " \Vestern poet , by reprinting' from th newspapers nine oilier ioeins.The' n.inio of the poet is Miss Edith " Thomas , of Geneva , Ohio. „ still 3iarpingrbu" lhe glorious triumph of the U. P. faction in the reappointment of Tom Hall , and appears very anxious to have us ventilesome of the unclean postal linen. We arcjn no hurry to gratify Mr. BrooTcs our ammunition' ' will keep untiiSenator Saunders1 reuirnt' CHAXCEY WILTZE lias come to the front as a volunteer to endorse Roscoe Conkling and damn General Garfield. This is in accord with the eternal fitness jof things. Chancey is one of those Nob'raska.'stalwarts . who -cursed - * -v * * * J t I t % | and villifieJ Grant during his first term , and then clamored for him fora third term. - -memory.serves uscorir * * * iialf-l elerd-Tip i-cctlyChancey was - to the time Hitchcock worked up § 75,000 worth of sun-eying contracts , and then the great meanderer "of HHo Plattc'becamo ' an ardent. sunporten of " . , * ; L. f A , j i ' „ the man on Jiorse1v SCRIBXEII'S MONTHLY lias been arranging ; ranging , during more tlian a year past ; for an illustrated article on Saint- GaudciTsnFafragurjrouumcnT was to have boon unveiled in "Madison Square , New York , on May 20th. Tlic postponement of the unveiling till the 25th inst. gives the magazine five days' start ! The article , which includes a sketch of the sculptor's life , will be accompanied by four illustra tions , one of them a full-page engrav ing , by Cole , of the statue. The same number of Scribner's will have an engraving , by Fred. Juengling , of Saint-Gaudens's medallion of Bastion Lepage. VAN WYCK. AND SAUNDERS , Vice in a monster of do frightful mien , That to bo hated , needs but So be been. But Keen too oft , familiar with her face , We first endure , then pity , then embrace. { Pope. This applies most strikingly to ScnatorSaundersand Van Wyck in their relations to the monopolies. Senator Saunders has already fallen victim to the wiles of these destroyers of public virtue. Having "seen too often and IKSCOHIO too familiar with her face" he lias at last reached the embracing period which leads to political perdr tion. And now the organ of the' Union Pacific monopoly is trying to do for Senator Van Wyck what it lias always "done for Saunders/ is vtrylng to create the impression * ' "that Tan Wyck is also a man of casvvirtue , * " " ' ' Jv * * ' * I harlotting with the monster. ) monopoly , betraying the men who elected him and turning traitor to the' principles he has always advocated. In a letter recently written by Datus Brooks that unprincipled henchman and cajipor of the Union Pacific As serted tliat Senator Van Wyck stood , in every respect , on.the same platform as Senator Sounders , and would record liis vote with Saunders on every vital issue , including the railway question. In the hist issue of the railroad organ with a republican label this miserable pimp.of the credit mobilier monopoly ventures .a stop further and attempts to furnish further proof of Senator Van Wyck's pres ent course and future policy , by assertions that would destroy pub lic confidence in the senator's integ rity. rity.A A specimen baick of the in famous means whereby the monopoly is trying to drive 'the Ne braska senators into its drag-net , is the following item : TIIE BIE ; is accustomed to parade the opinions espoused by tlie Fremont. Hu-ald in regard to its course. THE BEE will please- publish tlie following , from its democratic ally ; Senator Van Wyck didn't vote for Stan- Icy Matthews. And he didn't vote ncnimt him. Senator Van Wyckjvas not "there. " The anti-monopoly champion , Saunders , voted for him. Tire BEE otipht to"-lamip thc.HC two representatiTes of its \ > ct idea. Senator Saunders , as we are in formed , did not vote on the confirma tion of Matthews because lie was paired , but it is an open secret that ha had pledged himself to vote for him if he voted at all. ' | * Senator VaifWyck was on his way to Washington when the vote on Matthews was taken. He was out- against Stanley Matthews' ap pointment. He had so notified mem bers of the senate who were opposing Matthews , and expected that action on the nomination would Jb'c deferred _ tif his ruturn. HeWis-anotiier-ifenr TUB 3JEE has soured on Hon. G. W. prtwt. Mr. Frost , we bclic _ e , favored . * * o i ' - -i L ; - and Senator Saundera and Senator Vail Wyck favored Mr. Frost's appointment as coveniment director'pf the J/juon J'acific. llenceTiKJn&rs'-o * Mr. Frost laajr'lave favorediGoVeEr ner SauRdersjjJ.&ecuon mtSs > l ] fiuence ssSt 5erccptible o8 naked * * Tim iwuuin M-ln-'fii ffTho reason BEE decs not approve 'the appointment - * j ment of MnFrost is Ijocause the original Frost preemption papers were locked in our safe for years -and they do not convey-Verp profound .con fidence in his integrijy jtisnottrue , however , that Gencral Van Wyck favored Mr. Frosts appointment , on the contrary fi iconsidercd "and pro it a great-blundeTjIbUtjneldcd Ifion to SenatofSaundcr/iS i1 JEl i : * ifik fc = " ' " ' a L Jjpf 3ct ship Tof " i > fii ' " " " ' cfFroJf' ' the united offerc ) f botlh is necesssary to accomplish anytliing. Bnt why does the } Stnp of the monop " olies who h professing such " disinterested devotion to Senator Van Wyck , make such systematic efforts lo place him , who always" has b\ , v"V4 " i Ftf and Saunders : ' jvho.nas recently ! gonei , , - _ > -JS > JP * „ nto the i Uie nopolierto desTrby publiGcT > ufidehce"j Inha Van Wyck , and thus render him iiannlcss as a leader in the irrepressible bL conflict which is before us. They proclaim in so "nianywords - lo : ffie people of Nebraska tliat all their cffortstprighttheir ffiffig3 through state : and national legislators are nse- , * < T I * " * " * ' v -v it itiTil'iT . i rr less. „ Jpu fciwyTeldct anti.monppolyt men to ne senateLut * - we * cant mhi buy them with money or enlist them inourservice by flattery and taffy , and -where _ taffy does no good we * 1 ca " a \vomau of - tue rant3 to blackmail a man * " ol | " ? * usually lays Tier -trap- for < h n < ufd5hen claims .Jiirn as a boon companion. This is precisely what the infamous pimp of the G U. monopoly is doing now with confidence , and tries to create the im pression that the Senatdr"has alreadj1 gone down ± o his owrijowilevel as a wretched capper of the monopolies. We \ have not only the very best an-1 „ : v ? "fT A,51 , , ftJWiS&J ! ' U1U111J , VULj * UV ( ' proof tha Sdna' uncompromising iit3iis vio'ws * 'ohtho rights- .the jfcoplello" opgulate and restrain the 'rail ways'as he was when he denounced * the present system of railroad taxation as an infamous piece ol highway robbery. As to Senator SCundeifeJ-vre can only t > * , . * * * * y l' - . i T < say , lie has gnevously disappointed his best friends and placed a tomahawk into ilio Jiamlspfjhb-ivors ciienuc ' BEE- does 'not , , stmach Mr. .Rogers' appointment as consul , which wasvinadc onf Jio\re < | oinmondatiph of Senafor1 Saundcrs-rmci Van \Nyck. ' And jiowf what is Rosewater going to d6 ateJttt'it [ Republican. ? nbt stomach Mr. Rogers' becauBoJn monumental old fraud has never suited its degestion. The editor of THE BEE lias a faint recollection of Bx > gers 'ivlicri that worthy was a member of a close corporation tliat had secured'a charter through the Nebraska terriforiallcgis'- laturo for the avowed benevolent pur pose of taking care off the deaf and dumb. In 1871 , when the editor of THE BEE was member of the legisla ture , he was importuned by Roger's co-parccncrs to procure" appropria tion of § 5,000 for the deaf mute institute , which amount was to "be used for the1 'construction * ' F of Ja' 1' commodious framc.building. Instead of § 5,000 the "writer se cured an appropriation of SIS'OOO , conditibned 'thai iim acres of ' 'ground would' "be donated by citizens of Omaha for the institute. The under standing : at tliat , , time. , was that ] the ten acres would be Jocatcd in JVilcoxaddition in South Oirralia , on a'site that com- man'ds a view"o the'whblc.city. . Tn- stcad of locating the institute onhose grounds , Jlogora and hJs'close corpora * tiorf coparceners located the institute in a dismal hollow.wcst "of. the Prospect Hill cemetery cent to a farm owned by one of these co-parccners'and-P. . Hitchcock. The poor deaf inures wen ? thus beaten out of a. , sightly .location , and arenow ooppeS iup in n " "place w here tte only 'tiling "visible. is 'the 4 / ' ± J' f I ' " grave yard. Wlien the buildiiig was up tlie imr j " the , question what Is Rosev-Titer going to do about it ? Tlic only thing 'he 'could' do and did do was to turn around and , help to , enact a law tlmt placed the institution under control of a sfatc board elected- ! by the'legislature of wh'om J. E. Boyd ' . and Cluis.'AV. Hamilton were then made members. This is why Tits' JBEE cant stomach Rogers and'it'isalsd theinain reason ivhy THE BK A opposed " tlie donation of ti city lot 4o the ladiea relief society. Tlie experieJice with the Deaf mute institute mana gers has convincbd us1 that it is im proper to donate .any public funds or public property to charities or benoV- olcnt Concerns that are not under the public control. Union Pacific Vs. United States. Helena , Montana , Herald. One of the most impudent things ' tliat has' ' recently transpired , as it strikes usj is the suitof tn'cUnion , Pa cific railroad against the United Stales " for over a million of dollars arrears of ( compensation for carrying mails. It bases the claim on the schedule , of. charges made by itself against * "private persons. The1 fact thaffhe 'govern ment gave the company twice as niuch as the road is supposed or 'ever , ought to have cost goes for nothing. Wc _ can ' not say how the casb wjll fare' in the court of claims ; we only look at 'fli6 general equities Tand proprieties "of the claim , and retlict that it Vill raise a I storm of indignation throughout the land tliat will make the direcfors bf the Union Pacific orely j-egr.ctj pver having-prescnted Hie1 clairiT.-4t-str:5k6s : us as the most foolish , tiling ever at tempted , to provoke afresh the fecljii" of "hostility against he subsidized roadswliicJu o > .can ; t hardly bo restrained now within anj' reasonable' bounds. ' * AVe should really like to keep on good terms with a the companies , , audr secure their fair treatment , but'Uiiiy seemed bo'undlo supposable tliat Ahyr ongrcss would vote an appropriation-to-pay it. " The fate of those who voted Ujq 'sahiry Jlgrab would bo a iuild ono compared Twith M hat -would await tlic s.upportcrs of such a measure ; " " . . PEP5ERMIN3 : < DBOPS. ' < J Tt Business is business , aud already th the mosquito have opened Jheir season's accounts. The Philadelphia News says ; , Tl9 } of demand for planks two inches thick is now very active. They are 'to be at sawed into bottoms for strawberry boxes. , The man who keeps Ids own cow can be sure of having pure milk , , all the running , hunting , chasing and swearing howants lo do , largo bills for damages to paj * and the ill will of his neighbors. , A , New York judge is quoted as say- 3ngwhile the bench on that there is a "certain Sociability in going off \yith an 'umbrella from the house of a1 friend , but to .steal onaironi the hat.room of theatre is different tiling , It is about . { inio' or newspaper Jrwritera to bcgin warning-tlieir rpaijer | tlie pdrnicious effects of ice water , ctwlule they - -the are writingthe words a warning , these same gay idocoivers of will pause to drink it provided they 'can't got beer. [ Derrick. The man said lie couldn't .hire the applicant. Said the young man : * 'I can prove that Tm perfectly honest. " her "Yes ; , I know , " said the other. „ "That's the trouble ; jrou see iPni inlu the ice business. " Boston Post. | ing / The Iowa Homestead waxes sarcastic yv ( { tvttu u , i ofiho solons of tliat statlfand says : " Why not "have a dog lawJ Biniply because"t6o many Iegis- lators own pet pupa , or * their -wives haveivdoptcd pet poodles , "and to their ! mit Jgxme spotted , stiff-tailed pup that can hold ' a nicklc onlus nose--and | pair-oivp'oodle eyes in the middle pfr a bundle of dog hair , are "worth jnoic than $37,500,000 clear profit"to the farmers : of Iqwa. " Tfte followuTgF a3verriscmcnt-is ta ken from The New York Staats Zei- tung : ' Wanted A musician to give lessons-io-twcrbovsj } lin ; he mustknotwjiowlto.niikthe | jj w and makMmself j ' , _ „ en.rallse- f ui in the house ; a'man of "talen't will find a permanent position. Inquire , with rreferences , ' , at No. 42 Spruce street ; secondUoof. " J Jt - She had a beautiful .diploma iied with pink ribbon from one of our best young ladies colleges. Tn a conversa tion rwitlfaidaring. and courageous young man , afterjie.had. detailed the dangers and' delights of riding on a locomotive , she completely upset his opinjottjof independent -education of the sexes tijr" inquiringf "How do" they steer loc'omo'tives anyhbw ? " ' We have received from a young Jadyin Reolcuk a poem commencing : Cir On-woodlands rnddy-with autumn , The amber sunshine hies. I look on the beauty around me And tears come into my eyes. This littlp gem Is either three months * early or six .months late. irT There arc no woodlands ruddy with autumn , in the vicinity of Chicago just now.and the dearth of amber sun shine is simply phenomenal. We can not blame the young lady for crying , thVfact that she1 lives in Keokuk is a sufficient excuse for her emotion , bu { with , a few days' experience help ing her mother beat carpet , break crockciy-.and dqing./other acts of destruction disguised under the name of house-cleaning this sadness' will vfcar away. [ Chicago Tribune. The season is here at last when the adventurous small boy thinks he can make"experiments with the. . sluggish jvasp tliat he find creeping on a win dow sash in the garret. He isi not wholly ignorant of the foibles of the .insect , but ho lias heard/the saying t at "wasps won't sting till the Juno | birils i him to know this. It gives him a poor idea of the'wasp and 'encourages him to insultdt. Accordingly he removes it from tlie , window sash , places it in his , extended ' paTm and tickles It defi antly under 'the ribs. Later on , two .sirbiig < women * are holding tliat boy's , hand while the anxious mother is ex ploring his , palm with a needle , and his' . ' little ( heels are churning holes In the nursery floor. Thus Is childish faith in the truth of cherished sayihgs shattered ; thus is the first idol of our lives broken and the first lesson of .skepticism taught. [ Brooklyn Eagle. TF"5 TIMES. ' * Stephanie to Rudy. We're married now , Kudy , j , Boo-hoo ! * " But I'm such a needy , j - Bbo-hoo ! 1 can't keep from crying 'It's awfully trying Now kn't it , KudyJ Boo-hoo ! { Poet Laureate in the Royal Marriage. "Wont oat to Swim. A boy fctood at the river's side , And. gazing In the wntcr Said "Yes , 'tis cold , I know , I've tried , . But bathe I think I ought 'cr. " He then undressed , i. e. disrobed , Like Susannah of yore , Plunged quickly in , was frozen stiff , And sank to rite no more. more.Derrick. [ . She Tittered. A' flirt with flat feet like-a fritter. Couldn't find any shots that would fit her , But she tried on a "ten , " Of the size made for mpn. I "Did theyjitr do you ask ! "We should ' tittoiv Baiting for Fish , Now dings the boy the garden plot With energy intense , . Until ho bap * a tribe'of worm" , And thenJiBiSkipa the.fence. Then off lie bkoopsto where the stream Ioth ex er gently sww-h ; ( Arid with much patience , and his hookc , Knticeth sundry fieK. i IV ? . < And th'en'with slow and wearv steps , ' His Homeward way he wends , Arid he is led to a back shed , . j And frighten cries ascend. Satan's Soliloquy. At a doorway stood the Dev il , feeling that Ilia head was lefol , As he watched a midnight re\el , where the fun was fast and free , .Mid the masking and mumming , through his'cara there went a humming ; Of the bummer ; days a-coming , which his feasting time should he. S > Vho would faro so well as he ? "Everything is lovely/ ' said he ; "soon the | parsons , staid and steady , Will be gladly making ready for their J annual summer spree. Then the rams and ewes and wethers , and G the lambkins without tethers , Shall be swept away like feathers into m Kin's remorseless sen ; They will all be fish for me. "Thisio me a splendid treat is , when the \ annual bronchitis , Or a threatened meningitist , draws the ahepherds from the fold , And the sheep desiring freedom , tell them fo that they do not need 'ein In the summer ways to lead 'cm ; so they fill their scrips with gold. Not a "hit like those of old. I gi "Some go . off to . breezy highlands , some in- ' f - * I feat'tho take-and.pie lands , Others roam the Thousand Inlands , others flock to foreign lands , Then the various congregations seek their " sceral recreations , Not to speak of dissipations , while the Devil waiting stands , Keen to catch them in his hands. I , Tvho never am afflicted with the woes , I have depicted , Or to Mich delights addicted as the shep herds find so dear ; , who only work for alory : , with my part- of ncr from Peory , Then will tell my pretty story , which the people lore to hear. I am with you , nqver fear ! " { New York Sun. EDUCATIONAL. in has given $10,000 for tlo ] erection of tel jnew dormitory for Yale college. It Is complained in Millwaukco that there is too much whipping in the public schools. Thcro ware fifty cases wjtlun three weeks. t Thcro-aro 113 public school teach- * era in Arizona. - The wages average , males , $8G.andfcmales"$73. The sup ply is iu DXCCSS of the demand. It .has boon decided by thQ Indian apolis School Board to employ the principal ? of the larger schools as "critic teachers" and as local superin tendents o'f. the schools undcr.thc di rection of the general superintendent. This action was determined upon in consequence of the increase of the schools having outgrown the method supervision heretofore pursued. fTheTggult of this experiment will bo watched with some curiosity ; it seems first consideration a somewliat tniestionable policy. The Educational Congress just held - Paris recommended that primary instruction in Franco should bo ren- It obligator } * , and advised the creation of primary schools iii haml ts three miles- distant from tlie central town or Tillage of the commune , the creation of sectional schools for sev-j eral outlying hamlets contiguous to . K t each other , and tlie establishment for tto each teacher of a class maximum. tomi Forty pupils were as much as a Bchool- mi master .or mistress could attend to. K The Louisville School board is con- ried sjdcring the expediency of recompens ing by a more atabb tenure of olEce , the lungdr term and , a gradual increase .salary teachers the , of proved exper thSa Sa ience , success and long sen-ice. Belgium promises to become thel The or great industrial teacher iFr of Europe. Fr Many foreigners -are now attending fu ! schools. She has 29 technical Hi schools , 32 industriol suhoola and a clc liigher commercial school all -receiv clcOa funds annually from the State. ex There was a little good sense in the the I address ihade by xProf. G. , S. Hall of Harvard , at-a meeting of of the teachqi e1rein3Tew-Bediord' last week ? > Tlie "development of the intellectual eleto ment in American .children , he-said , ought to be repressed. A tendency to precocity is the bane of American childhood. He added that that which""w will bo learned naturally at two and a half ought not" to be taught at two. We should retard the intellectual dedi velopmentof the child , and give at tention to- moral -and.physical train ing. . 'MosUof.onrkinde'rgarten , schools Prof. Hall's opinions should be care fully studied by those eager persons who bear the characteristic title of "educationalists/ whose hobby is tlie intellectual drilling of children in platoons. - ' * One of' ' the "notions" introduced into the Boston schools some years ago was the art of sewing. At first the idea was'laughed at , but-after a while th6 fruits of the .experiment showed themselves , and the plan was subse quently enlarged. The " \Vinthrop \ school was the pioneer iu the business. Of courseit is only in the girls' schools that seiving is taught. An exhibition of the work was given a few days since. Tlie girls furnish their own work , the city supplying only needle and thread. The pupils are taught to sew in the best manner and with ra pidity ; arc taught the various stitches known to the art in needlework ; are taught to make every variety/ chil dren's garments , under and outer ; every variety of undergarments for men and women ; all branches of dressmaking ; cutting and fitting with facility ; all kinds of needle work in tailoring , and are also taught the art of making and orna menting table and bed linen , fancy work of endless variety , including fine lacewbrk and embroidery. At one of the school exhibitions the display of 'children's garments was equal to that of a leading Washington street dry goods store. Ono girl , twelve years of age , showed a little girl's dress of great beauty , wliich she had cut , made and trimmed. A motherless girl of eleven showed a jacket for a boy of fourteen , whose work was complete in every respect , buttonholes , braids , pockets , lining , etc. , equal to the best work of tlie best tailoring establish ment. These areonlyafew of the specimens'of work of children. . Girls also measured , drafted and cut a dress foneach other , c after the most ap proved Taylor rules. This-is a timely solution of one phase of art industrial education. CONNUBIALITIES. It is not considered the proper thing in Boston to give a bride away. Mr George Frelinghuysen , son of the ex-Senator from New-Jersey , is about to be married to Miss Ballantinc , daughter o'f the Newark brewer of that name. A New Yoik paper says that in that city crying at woddings'has gone out of fashion. In Chicago , the father of the bride does the crying when he conies to settle the bills : One son o'f Mr. English , the late candidate for the vice presidency , mar ried a very pretty variety actress , and a second is betrothed to Minnie Kent , a skipping-rope dancerT A Gorman girl of Sheboyg.ui , Wis consin , . has been married . . to a Chippe- . . . ) -T- - * Tt. * t f - * wa Indian , and lias followed , him to the lodge of liis tribe , where she dwells with him in the usual attire of a squav- It is a time-honored custom in Quin- cy"Fla.p tosalute newly-married couple by firing a cannon. This is to remind those present/ that the battle of life has fairly begun. . Two "little girls in white prcbeded a „ bridal party to the altar'jh New York ( on Wednesday , strewing daisies along the aisle. Each carried on her left ann a large basket of those goidcn- hearted natives of the fields. Tlie name of the woman whom James Gordon Bennett ia said to be engaged to is Amelia Caroline Gas- perine Lepoldine Henrietta Louis Elizabeth Francoise Maximilliene. He oxpecta .to' .import 'it to the United Slates in three ships. AnOther.caso of charivari and shot gun is reported at Ottumwa , where OtisD.ty was plUggoA.belo.w the' belt. Yet the work willicontinue to go on , the cow bells and tilings will continue to clash , the bride to faint and the bridegroom to fill'up tlie pauses with cold sluga. Crown-Prince Rudopli gave to his bride A Tvedding-'presonfcof a chr.rmfng little pony carriage ornamented with gold < and two uncommonly small po mes of the most-beautiful sfiape-antl color. " This little'equipage' has beeh sent to the castle whore the young pair , arc spending their honeymoon. PaG An exchange.- states that Miss Gertrude < BloodJ wh6 is soon to be married : to.Lord Colin Campbell , son ofC. Argyll , , is the daughter of Victoria C.di Woodhull , born in St. 'Louis. In diY time , if this story. , is true , Mrs * . Woodhull will be connected in _ a dis ta tant and roundabout way with the ro family itself. A queerer ending for a queer fifd could bo scarcely be imagined. , * , "Mother , " remarked a Duluth girl , "I think Harry must bo going to propose mo. " "Why so my daughter ? " queried the old lady , laying down her spectacles , while ! herfaco beamed like the moon in its fourteenth night. "Well , he risked me this evening if I wasn't tired of living with such a menagerie as you anddad. " [ Brooklyn Chronicle. Tlie marriage of Miss Minnie Ev arts'to Mr. Tweed will take place early jn June , according to the ar rangement made before tlie departure ex-Secretary and 'Mrs. Evarts for Paris. 'The wedding will be a quiet one , at the family home' in Vermont , where a married sister of Miss Evarts lives. It is the intent jon-of the bride and groom , immediately after the wedding , 11 sail for Europe arid join the parents and sisters of the former Pa.ris , The landlord of the St. Cloud ho , Louisville , received the following telegram : "Tell James Crow to tike the young lady to Jcfferspnville and get married , before midnight or all will bo up. " Ho learned from the clerk tliat' Crow was a guest of the house and had gone to the theatre. He hastened , to Iho theatre and in . duced the * manager"to announce from' the stage , between acts , that if Crow was in tjie hquso hts AvouhJ receive in formation by going Immediately to the box office. Crow responded i / promptly to the summons and lost no' ' ( time in taking'the-girl to JeTTerson- , _ ville , across the state line , -where they were married. Her father arrived an hour too late to interfere. i * 'Th'ero. is so much' marrying and a giving in marriage going on in New M . York now.'J says Th.o iVorld , < 'th.lt h any tale which blooms with 'orange fo blossoms will easily find credence and le attract listeners/ ' The latest of the wedding stories" is that a couple of lovers recently were married by cable. appears tliat the heroine is a man's cja.uahter ; . | "In tying hef bonnet under her chin , taci She tied a yatms man's heart within ! " ci The young man belonged to an aris tocratic family. When his parents learned of the 4ove-making last month they sent the culprit on a European tour. Arrived in London the young man drew upon his father for several shci thousands. , and summoning his swcet- A Jieart to the otlier end of the line mar : her by * cable. Just as the last , boat from Oakland , ' steamer Capital , waa arriving r.t slip on this side of the bay last Saturday night , a somewhat romantic and eccentric marriage-was solemnized. contracting parties were Mary Frances ViriucJ a bashful but beauti brunette , of San Jose , and D. SI BJchards of this city. The officiating clergyman was the Eov. Dr. Todd , of her Oakland. Some little difficulty was ' " ' experienced in securing from among " sleepy - , passengers -s ,3 , the K- two . . . . . witnesses . . . . . . . . Mr. C. K. Goodman U on a visit to nfol that the'fornialities of the contract re quired , but after a patient search among thbsejn the gentlemen's cabin , two more than willing witnesses were .secured , and the ceremony was happily concluded. Just as tlie ce'remony was conipleted'the whistle ofthe steamer "was blown in honor of the evdnt , and the-joyous : couple hurried ashore to commence what appearances would in dicate would be a verypleacant "hon eymoon. " [ San Francisco Call. CT. > . J HONEY' : FOR . . New A sleeves - are shirred - to - , the elbow. ' * " " * Many okthe'handsomestsuita of the season arc b'iack. Boston beaux take their sweethearts to ride in open horse cars. An. ivory eagle's talon is seen on the tops of liandsome parasols- Scarfs of imuTfor eveiiing'wear have borders of artificial flowers. The fancy for insect decoration : verjr conspicuous this spring. The now Lice jasscmenteno is pro fusely used on handsome toilets. Beads are worn on bonnets , dresses , wraps , collars , and even on stockings' . A ne'w stvle of parasols has a cork top and a handle in the form of cham pagne bottle. Red parasols are fearfully trying to the'eyesight ' , but what does that mat ter , since they are stylish ? Bonnets have broad strings , with the * bow tied near the car , and fast ened with a gold or pearl pin. New feather fans are of long goose feathers , dyed scarlet and mounted upon mother-of-pearl handles. Fichus and collars of muslin , lace , surah , crape , and silk trimmed with lace are seen in all sorts of eccentric sliapes. Largo squares of Spanish-lace , folded - ed and worn like the Martha Washa. ington fichu , are much admired this season. "And , 0 , Edward , ' said the girl he was going to leave behind him , ' 'at everystopping place be sure and write , then go ahead. " One hundred and twenty-fiVo pairs of socks knit by her own hands is the useful bequest of a Mansfield , Miss. , spinster'to a bachelor relative. Albums containing photographs of ladies in each new dress they receive , colored by the exact hues of the ma terial , are the latest society toys. Black grenadines arc of the same designs of those of last season , save that , as in the brocades , a greater tendency is noted toward the striped effect. | Kate Field lias sued a woman in man's clothes named Pullbrook for § 2,500 , for not letting her have half the profits of organizing the Co-opera-1 tive Dress association. Members of the Louisville Bald- headed olub always lift their hats to the ladies because the ladies think' those high foreheads are perfectly sweet. . Courier-Journal. A fat woman of Corinth , Miss. , drank , ash-bark tea to make her lean , and skipped for the better land just two hours ahead of a lean woman who was eating gum-arabic to make her fat. Ginghams are a furore. Last year ' they were popular ; now they are uni- 'versally worn , and , having fully es tablished their claim to beauty and duribihty , rank as standard eoods. "A woman1 says Buckle , "reaches her prime between 35 and 40 , for , though her beauty has not lost the charm of youth , it has acquired that'of expression. " Tlie postofiice department has ruled that a husband has no control over the correspondence of his wife , but this decision .ill not prevent a man from carrying his wife's letter in his inside coat pocket three \ eeks before mail ing it. Two effective combinations amen the shaded fabrics are "capuchu" and coral red. The first named shades from brown to a bright sun-like tone , ahd the red from blood-red to flesh- color. color.He He "Sho is a remarkably sweet singer. I don't know when I have Heard such a fine voice. Did you no tice her bravura passages ? " She "No ; but I noticed the lace on her dress. It's real Hamburg , and juat lovely. " Boston Transcrint , Paris hni introduced a new parasol in pink silk , covered all over with white China crepe as fine as a spider's web and finely gauged , lace and fringe round the edge , the quaint stick of triangular cane , satin bowg cui the cover and handle , The great fasliion of the season is steel. Steel is quite sperseding gold , silver and all precious , metals. It is woved as fiue ! js the finest thread and is converted into the most delicate net'works and laces. It forms dainty a A coat-of-mail bodices , and harmonizes in perfection with the shining satins and surahs now in fashion. i Cotton dress fabrics are shown in quantities this -season , and wash dresses are numberless , ranging from calico wrappers at ninety cents each to bewitching suits in satines at 35 , | ( or higher where the dresg is made to ord'cy ] and fan and parasol to match accompany it. In Paris false cars are a now manu facture for the toilet. Ladies who ( think they have ugly cars place ihcse artistic productions under luxuriant tresses of false hair , fasten them to the natural cars , and wear them for show. False hair , false tcoth , false breasts , false hips , falsq calves' , false ears what ijpxt ? - A PhiladelphiaInay " -swaRowctl a necdle fi > _ when . . T. she . was alittle . * ° trirl * . , .and . after been discovered froni the griss'rown ; grave of her great gnindrugUle X 5If the Louisville , panor < t can beat that wcj will try'again. Philadelphia News. " 3Iy if e , " remarked a prominent manufacturer , "never attends auct tions. She went once , just before we were married , and seeking a friend on the opposite side , nodded politely , whereupon the auctioneer knocked down a patent cradle , and asked her where she wished it delivered. " A courtship scene. George-Oh Angelina ! idol of my being ! star o : my soul's existence ! Oh ! ah ? . . . ? ' ! ! Angelina Oh , dear cst ! ! ! Ah , ! - . , i , ! ' _ ! ! How njco ! one more ! j man enters suddenly ) Oh ! pa , don't ! ) But' ho did. For , ordinary walking boots French , kid button boot ia worn. There lias been a strong effort to in troduce , a low heeled English walking ' boot ; b'ut it has not bJ4m ( VQVV suc cessful , as In.clic3 prefer the high heel , a.qd , atiOj to v.'ijk over all rules of hygiene. ; There is a fancy just now for laced boots foxed with patent leather. It is difficult to account for the present rage with- the ladiea for the details qf military costumes. First came passementerie epaulettes and tags , followed by velvet collars and cuffs embroidered with gold. This year the officer's collar is indispensa ble. It must match the remainder of the .toilet and bo worked with jot , steel , gold or silver beads. A wife makes a great mistake when is too lavish in her. endearments. little reticence in the conduct of his wife is to a man's love like salt in Ins soup and lemon in his cheesecakes. Husbands love to be loved , but they hatq to bo bored : and aery demon strative , perpetually-administrativo , profoundly abject wife clogs by ' excess , chills by 'the mere force of repetition , and repels by the very strain of monotony. Uomantic dialogue ; * "William , " she exclaimed , pushing him away from very , ' 'you've been eating radishes. " 'Clara , " he responded , reproachfully , UOJ c "you forget that I live in a boarding J house , and that radishes at this season of the year cost ten cents a bunch ' ForgiyeTme , , William , " she said , penitently - itently , and"immediatelrrislng ] turned thedighVdowTi several degrees lower. ( Brooklyn'Eaglc. DANGERS TO IRON WORKERS Pittsburgh Evening Chronicle Messrs. R. Esterbrook & Sons , Ci Iron Foundry , Boston , Mass. , peak on this , point as follows : Two or three of our"men were badly burnt in i work- ing. They werez however , imme diately cured by using that valuable remedy , SL Jacobs Oo All our are highly pleased witnit , " and always recommend it to those afflicted with pains or rheumatism. COOL MINNESOTA. " The Drifts Opsn and She | ' _ 'Beaches Daylight Again.- Nebraska and "Cool Minnesota' are again neighbors , the Sioux City & Pacific and' ' the Sioux City & St. Paul railroads being open from Omaha to Sioux City and St. Paul. Minnesota enters upon the summer of 1881 with unusual advantages to tourist , who are in search of cool weather , for in adcK- tion to her usually delightful climate nature has , stored away during the past winter among her hills and around her lakes a quantity of snow and ice which will hardly disappear before the middle of July. . Tlie fisliing at Minnetonka and the .other superb lakes is said to be better this year than ever aqd sportsmen are already whipping'the ' clear waters for pickerel anil bass. " Many Nebraska people have already declared their intention to spend the heated term in Minnesota , but there is no danger that the new and beauti ful . hotels springing up every year along . the lakes will have more guests than they can accommodate. Maj. O'Bryan , the agent of the Sioux City lines , which take passengers , tlirough from Omaha to St. Paul in a few hours , can be addressed at Coun cil Bluffs for information regarding Minnesota hotel accommodations , and railroad fare. Almost Crazy- How often do we see the hardwork ing father straining every ncrvo and muscle , and doing liis utmost to sup port liis family. Imagine his feelings when returning homo from a hard clay's labor , to find his family prostrate with disease , conscious of unpaid doc tors' bills and debts on every hand. It must be enough to drive one almost crazy. All his unhappiness could be avoided by using Electric Bitters , which expel every disease from the system , bringing joy and happiness to thousands. Sold at fifty cents a bottle tle by Ish & McMahon. (4) ( ) A Htir.g Sinner's better than a dead Saint , and if Neuralgia troubles jou. you nccJn't grunt but take Dr. Thomas * Edectnc Oil. "ROUGH ON RATS. " The thing desired found at last. Ask druggists for Rough , on Rats. It clears out rats , mice , roaches , flies , bed-bugs , loc. boxes. T2X33 Great German REMEDY FOIt NEURALGIA , SCIATICA , LUMBAGO , BACKACHE , GOUT , m SORENESS or IHE . ( EHMiSiai CKEST , SORE THROA QUINSY , SWELLINGS ' jiro SPBAINS , FROSTED FEET J.VD EARS. SCALDS , OENZ2AL OOOILT PAIRS , TOOTH , EAR AHD HEADACHE , ASO Ail other Fains * ao ACHES. I 'o Freparatiou on earth ( ( junta ST. JACOBS OIL u SAFE , MJKC , siurLC anH ciiEAr External Remedy. trial enutls but the comparatively trifling outlay of S3 CtoTS. and OTerjr one so flu Ma 5 with pain cia i l cheap xad positive proof of iti clam : . PIUICTIOXS IK SISVEK I.ASCCAOrS. SOLD 87 All DRUGGISTS AND DEAURS.1.1 . UEDICISE. A. VOGELER & CO. Jlaltimore , 3fd. , V. S.A. DR. C , B , RICHMOND , Formerly Assistant Plijsician in Chicago Ob stetric Hospital , for Treatment of Dkcose of Women under Dr. Bjfonl. ) Will devote my entire attention to Obstetrics , Mcdicaand Surgical Diseases ' "of iKe Women. " Office , UOS Farnham St. Hours , 0 a. in. to 12 and 2 to 5 p. m. m9 U E , S , STONE , I , D , pi-aetitioncr and Obstetrician. Office opposite Test OOicc , over Edholm & Krickscn's. Residence , 2107 Chicago cage St. ml3 tf Any one lining dead anliiula I will remove thcm free 31 f > eutte. Leave orders eoutheast corcer ot Harney and 14th St. , second door. CHAULCS SPLITT. KENNEDY'S EAST - INDIA No. ILER & CO. , , I. Sole Manufacturers , , OMAHA. MAMTACTTEEi : A.VD lEALd IX SADDLES AHD HARNESS. 1412 Farn. St. Omaha , Neb. A.ODTT 7OC TTTX CONCORD HARNESS Two Uedalj and a. Diploma of Honor , with the highest award the Judge * conld bestow iris awarded this harness at the Centennial Exhibi- on. i Common , also Ranchmen's and Ladies' SAD DLES. We keep the largest stock in the west , invite all who cannot examine to send for prices. apOtf Cos. The Oldest Established BANKING HOUSE IN NEBRASKA. Caldwell , Hamilton & Co. , Business transected same as that of an incor porated oank. Accounts kept in currency or gold subject to sight check without notice. Certificates of deposit issued payable in three , six and tvrcho months , bearing interest , or on demand without interest. Advances mode to customers on appro * cd secu rities at market rates of interest. iluy and sell pold , bills of cichinse , jfovem- mcnt , state , county and city bonds. Draw sight drafts on England , Ireland , Scot land , and all parts of Europe. Sell European passage tickcti. COLLECTIONS PROMPTLT MADE. ouldt United States Depository. 3E3C3EWSI3 ? NationalBank r OMAHA. Cor. 13th and Farnum Sts. OLDEST BANKING ESTABLISHMENT IN OMAHA. SUCCESSORS TO KOUNTZE BROTHERS. ) ESTABLISHED 1828. Organized as a National Bank Aujuat 20 , 1SC3. CAPITAL AND PROFITS OVER - 8300,000 Specially authorized by the Secretary of Trcaa- ury to receive subscriptions to the UNITED STATES 4 Per Cent. Funded Loan OF7ICBM AND D1EEC10C3 : IIEEWA.NKoevrzt , President. At'OfhTis KotNiz * , Vice President. II. IV. YATES , Cashier. A. J. PorrLtrox , Attorney. Jous A. CRKIOIITOX. F. H. DAMS , Asst. Cashier. This bonk recchcs deposits without regard to amounts. Ixsun time certificates bearinjr interest. Draud drafts on San Froncisco and principal cities of the United Statw , also London , Dublin , Edinburgh and the principal cities of the eonti ncnt of Europe. Soils passenger tickets for emigrants in the In- man line. mayldU BeitoL.Tionias&Ero. ] WILL BUY AND SELL t TT- A.ND All. TBAS8ACTJ033 C05XECT3D lUESBWIin. 1 Pay Tazes , Eent Houses , Etc. IF YOU VAST TO BTT OR BKlt , Call at Office , Room 8 , Crcighton Block , Omaha. _ _ _ apS-Utf Nebraska Land Agency DAVIS & SHYDER , 1505 Farnham St. , . . . Omaha , Nebraska. 3OO , Carefully selected land in Eastern Nebraska for sale. Great Bargains in improved farms , and Omaha city property. 0. A. DAVJs. WEBSTER SNYDER. Late Land Com'r U. P. R. K. 4p-feb7tf ETRO.V BEED. IKWI3 HMD. BYRON REED & CO. , OLDEST ESTABLISHED Eeal Estate Agency IN NEBRASKA. Keep a complete abstract of title to all Real Estate in Omaha and Douglas county. mayltf CONTINUES TO Roar for Moores ( ) Harness AND Saddlery. 3 * I hac adopted the Llori as a Trade Marie , and all my joodn Rill be STAMPED with the LION and my NAME ou the tame. NO UOODiJ ARK GENUINE WITHOUT TIIE ABOVE STAMPS. The best material is wed and the most skilled vorkmen are employed , and at the Ioc t cash price. Anyone wiohmg- prico-lut of gooda will confer a favor by ecndlnsr for one. DAVID SMITH MOORE. Business College , THE GREAT WESTERN GEO. R. RATHBUN , Principal. Oreighton Block , OMAHA , - - - NEBRASKA. 2TScnd for Circular. nov20diwt/ M. R. RISDOM , General Insurance Agent. REPRESENTS : PHCSNIX ASSURANCE CO , of Lon- don. Wall Assets . . . . $5007,127 WESTCHESTER . * , N. Y. , Capital 1,000,000 Tin.9imnrr fva - * ' - - * * NORTHWESTERN XATfoN ALUn > itaI 900,000 ' FIREMEN'S FUND , Cahfojnia 800,000 BRITISH AMERICA ASSURANCE CO. 1,200,000 NEWARK FIRE INS. CO. , Asaeta 800,000 AMERICAN CENTRAL , Assets . . . . 800,000 Southeast Coc. of Fifteenth and DouflasSt. . OMAilA. NEB. J. G. RUSSELL , M. D. , HOMCEPATHIC PHYSICIAN. Diseases ' of'Children an ij. R. Mackey , ST , Prlcp Corner ISth and Douglas Sta , Omaha , Neb. ) Rmjorablc. nn32- John G. Jacobs , ( Formerly of GlihiJicotw , ) UNDERTAKER. . 14irFarnharaSt. , Old Stand of Jacob Cis. 42TOrden by Ttlegra- Solicited. ap27-ly VAS CASIP , M. D. E. L. Siooiss , II. D. Meal and Surgical INSTITUTE , Drs. Van Cacnp 5 ; Siggins , Physicifins 2s 3irgeons , ? ROPRIETOB3. ODD PELLOW8 3133 . Urn A-fD Dool 3r n f New York Clothing House 1309 FARNHAM STREET , ( Max Meyer's Old Stand , ) WHERE THEY SHALL KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND AN IMMENSE STOCK OF MBN S BOYS * AND CHILDREN'S Olotning , flats , Oajs & Bent's ' Fnraisning Goods PRICES ALWAYS THE LOWEST. 1309 Farnham Street , Omaha , Neb. More Popular than Ever. THE GENUINE New Family Sewing Machine. demand for the GENUINE SINGER in The popular ISTPeicceded that of any prtTiow rear durln- thc quarter of a century in which this "Old Reliable Machine has beui bcforo the public. in15Se0la , . 356.422 Machine. . In 1879 wo sold 431,167 " . . . . . Eiceas over any previous jear 74,735 " OUR SALES LAST \ EAR WERE AT TIIE RATE OP OVER 1400 SEWING MACHINES A DAY. For erery business dsy in the jear. REMEMBER : THE " OLD RELIABLE" THAT EVERY REAL SINGER SINGER SEWINQ MACHINE HAS THIS IS THE STRONGEST , SIMPLE S TRADE - MARK CAST INTO THE MOST DURABLE SKWINO THE IRON STAND AND lit- MACHINE EVER YET CON BEDDED IN THE ARi OF STRCCTED. THE MACHINE. THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO. Principal Office , 34 Union Square , N. Y. 1,500 Subordinate . Oficcs , in the United States and Cacada , and 3,000 offices in the Old World and South America. tcpI&Utttf THE G AND SOLE AGENT FOR Hallet , Davis &Co. , James & Holmstrom , and J & C. Fischer's Pianos ; also Sole Agent for the Estey , Burdett and t e Fort Wayne Organ Co.'s Organs. I DEAL IN PIANOS AND ORGANS EXCLUSIVELY. HAVE HAD YEARS BXrHRIHNCE TICE BUSINESS , AND HANDLE ONLY Tlltf BEST. 218 Sixteenth St. , City Hall Building , Omaha. \ HALSEY V. PITCH , : : : Tuner. > a TV ] i a POWER AND HAND Steam Pumps , Engine Trimmings , MINING MACHINERY , BELTING , HOSE. BRASS AND IRON FmTNCS , PIPE. STEAU J'ACKINU , AT WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. HALLADAY WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AND SCHOOL BELLS. A. L. STRANG , 205 Farnam St. , Omaha. J. A. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Lath , Shingles , Pickets , SASH , DOORS , BLINDS , MOLDINGS , LIME , CEMENT , pt * B ' & - = . .j CTSTATE AOENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY. Near Union Pacific Depot , - - - OMAHA , NEB. The Largest Stock and Most Com plete Assortment in The West. We Keep -Everything in. the Line of Carpets , Oil cloths , Matting , Window-shades , Fixtures and Lace Curtains. WE HAVE COODSTO PLEASE EVERYBODY. 1313 Farnham St. , Omaha. SCOEATIYE PAINTER. BEST DESIGNS. LATEST STYLES. ARTISTIC WORK. . err jrr nurezs ixrosu OKDZKUO irons zurtrimx. SIGNS , PAPERHANGING ; , PLAIN" PAINTING OF ALL KIND3 , at REASONABLE RATE3. 1318 Harney Street , Omaha , Neb , BnrZZeod-liD