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    THE DAILY BEE.
B. B03EWATEB ; EDITOB
OKAKOE JTTDD la one of the most
prominent candidates for the commie-
eloner of agriculture.
BILL MAHONE IB the modern politi
cal will o * the tnap. Now you nee
him and now you don't BBB him and
you csn't tell on which side the little
joker ifl going to vote.
EI-SEKATOE PADDOCK wants a for
eign mission. It will be remembered
that the ex-senator offered. General
Van VTvck a foreign mUalon to with
draw from the late senatorial contest
GHABLES A. DANA thinks the new
administration already a failure. 'Mr.
Dana will never acknowledge the auo
cess of any administration which fails
to secure him that collectonhip of
the port of New York.
DAVID DAVIS has thrown his two
hundred and fifty pounds on the dem
ocratic side of the senatorial "teeter. "
BlU.Mahone Isn't as heavy but his
rote weighs just as-much ,
EX-BEKATOB HAIILIN- , having seen
his name mentioned in connection
with a commission to visit Mexico , for
the pnrposa of revising existing trea
ties with that country , says he would
not accept the honor , as he Is going
to retire to private life and enjoy the
remainder of his days free from public
cares.
SENATOB CONKUKO Is very outspoken -
spoken In MB advocacy of an extra
Bession. * He says no party can go to
the people in the fall elections upon
Hyes' veto of the funding bill , or
stand as , tha apparent advocate of
monopoli6s againBtr a proposition to
save the government $1,000,000
monthly and fund the debt at 3 per
cent. -
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TEE German government Is becom
ing uneasy over the continued emigra
tion of Its subjects to America and
every obstacle , except an absolute pro-
hltlon of-emigration , is being imposed
by the authorities to check the tide
which is draining the empire of BO
large a portion of her available re
sources. Notwithstanding the strong
efforts of the government , the tide of
emigration from Germany to the Uni
ted States , during the first two months
of the present year , has been unprace-
depted in our history. The arrivals
at * the port of New York from the
German provinces aggregate from
3000 to 5000 a week and are constant
ly Increasing. On the 9th of the pre
sent month over 1000 landed at Oastle
"
fe" Garden and local papers say that whole
villages in Fosen and Schleswig are
migrating to America. Unlike some
other countries , notably Italy , those
who are coming are mostly of the bet
ter class of farmers , laborers and me
chanics , who bring with them sufficient
means and sufficient experience to
guarantee their success and to add to
the resources and wealth of thalr new
homes. The greater portion oome
armed with certificates from agents
representing western states or rail-
roadn and upon their arrival go direct
ly to their destination.
THE late vice president is said to
have remarked with emphasis to a
friend that the position of head clerk
In one of the departments of the gov
ernment carried with it more weight
than the presidency of the senate
and vice presidency of the United
States. John Adams dubbed the
vice presidency the most insignificant
office under the sun , Hannibal Ham-
lin complained that its acceptance
helved him for four of the mest
eventful years of America's political
history , and the annoyances attending
the performance of Its inconsequential
duties are said to have hastened the
death of the late Henry Wilson. The
vice president of the United States
Is only important in his poisibilities.
He can neither vote in his party cau
cuses In the senate or make his voice
heard on Important questions of pub
lic policy. He must be absent from
the executive sessions of the senate ,
and ofen his position of presiding
officer is BO circumscribed by prece
dent that its duties are of little mo
ment. The only opportunity through
which the vice-president can rise
above his obscurity to public notice ,
lies in the death of the chief execu
tive. How slight this chance is , may
be seen from the fact that of nine
teen presidents of the United States
only three have died in office.
General Arthur will hardly labor
under the disadvantages of his prede
cessor. The political constitution of
r the Senate is BO peculiar aud Its forces
BO evenly balanced that his vote will
probably ba required upon every im
portant political Issue which arises.
The coming week will witness a lively
contest for the control of the senate
orgtnizition , and if Senator Mahone ,
of Virginia , unites with the republi
can minority , tha question of tie
vice president's power to vote
upon the composition of the
senatorial committees will tin-
nndonbtedly be questioned. Under
the provisions of the constitution the
rico-prrsidout has no vote unless tha is
aonate is equally divided. The right
of the presiding officer to break a tie
upon legislative questions has never
been questioned but serious dispute
has heretofore arisen over his consti
tutional power to cast a deciding vote
upon questions of "confirming appoint
ments , electing officers and other nut
ters outside of tne regular debates of
the senate. Vice-President Wheeler P
three years ago settled *
the question , so far aa
he was concerned , and established Bt
a precedent for his successors by voting
ing upon the seating of Kellogg of
Louisiana , when the senate was a tie.
There is little doupt that , If occasion
requires , Yice President Arthur will
follow the precedent and exercise
his constitutional prerogative , OB
this account , for the first time
the adoption of the constitution ,
vice presidency becomes an active and i
important political force In national .
affairs. ' ' -
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BAIjTHIOEE ON MONOPOIJES.
|
There is no doubt that public opin
ion is rapidly crystalizing upon the
monopoly question and the force la
already beginning to make itself felt
In railroad circles. Three presidents
of railroads have recently felt com
pelled to answer personally aome of
the complaints made against railway
management in this country and all
three have met with foemen worthy of
their steel In the replies which their
letters have elicited. But the strong-
eat remonstrating , elements which the
monopolies at present have to combat
are the great commercial bodies of the
country , which one by one are
falling into the anti-monopoly
ranks and expressing sentiments ot
hostility to tba growing power of cor
porations. This action of the New
York board of trade and transporta
tion in denouncing the startling ag
gregation of corporate powers , has
been followed and seconded by the
Baltimore board of trade , who voice
the popular complaint In a tone no
less loud or clearly defined than the
commercial interests of the great me
tropolis of America.
When we see , says the address of
the board , the steady and determined
encroachments upon the rights of the
people , the shutting out of legltLnate
competition , which , at present , is the
only safeguard ; the wielding of a
power and influence which , if not
checked by legislation , will soon
govern Instead of being governed ,
there Is in all this , real cause for
alarm.
The board holds that the * recent
consolidation of the several telegraph
companies of the country is merely
an advance step in the direction of
increasing and perpetuating a gigantic
monopoly , and recommends that the
question , which is closely allied to
that of the railroads , be referred to a
committee from both houses of the
congress to investigate and report pro
tective laws , if In the judgment of
such committee the same ba neces-
nary. It declares that every interest
of production , trade and commerce
demand a rigid investigation of this
pernicious tendency of the times
wliich Is turning a democratic govern
ment Into an aristocracy of wealth ,
the rulers of which -know no law ex
cepting that of their own personal ag
grandizement.
These sentiments are not the ex
pressions of political demagogues or
crazed fanatics. They are the calm de
liberate utterances of business men who
are themselves more or less capitalists
and on that account virtually inter
ested In the preservation of social and
political prosperity and the mainten
ance of law and order. That bodies
ao notedly conservative as the New
York and Baltimore boards of trade
should feel compelled to voice a demand
mand which three years ago was de
nounced by capitalists 'as dangerous
In the extreme , indicates the
rapid formation of a public sen
timent which can neither bo
ridiculed or threatened out of exist
ence. The demand fer state and na
tional regulation of corporate monop
olies is confined to no one section of
the country. From the west , the
movement has rapidly made its way
eastward until the commercial--inter
ests of the Atlantic seaboard are now
voicing the remonstrances and second
ing the appeals of the producers of the
valleys of the Missouri and Mississip
pi. It will be well if the rail
roads read the handwriting on the
walL A tlmo of retribution is coming
when the wrongs of the people will be
backed by the volca of the nation ,
which will make itselFfelt atthe polls
and In the halls of congress.
A CHIEF ENGINEER.
THE BEE does not desire to lose the
present opportunity of Baying a word
in regard to a subject of such impor
tance to the city as the appointmen
of Its chief engineer which will come
up early in April. Thus far no action
has been taken by the city council on
the resignation of the present efficient
chief , John J. Galligan , and yes
terday's disaster points very conclu
sively to what that action should be.
It la due to the good judgment and
excellent management of the present
chief that Omaha did not lose one of .
her finest blocks and have another |
soot in the heart of the city left a
Hack and ugly mass of ruins. The
rl
Insurance men and the business men of L
the cfty almost without exception
unite in the desire that Mr. Galligan
aball be kept in his present position ,
and that his salary shall be increased
to a rewonable amount. The refusal
to do this may cause a loss at any mo
ment that will be irreparable. With
Mr. Galligan at the head of our noble
department we shad at all times feel
secure from the ravages -of the fire
demon , whenever auch security is pos
sible from human hands.
Tan loss of four ( lives in Denver ,
by the fall of the walls of a building
under process of construction , is a
warning to all cities which fall to pro
vide for a proper supervision of all
edifices erected within the corporate
limits. In past years Omaha has
seen flimsy brick sheila built upon
her streets whose continued existence
one of those miracles which entire
fall of explanation.
A LAW relating to libels has passed
thetWisconsinjloghlature without Jop-
positionand is now pending In the leg
islature of Illinois and Missouri "It
provides that when a newspaper shall ,
upon the information of the falsity of
an article appearing In its columns ,
publlch a correction or retraction in
two ] successive numbers it shall not be
liable in civil suit for actual damages
auttained by the plaintiff. "
HONEY FOB THE LADIES. '
All poke bonnets have strings.
Trains are only moderately long. i
Handkerchiefs will again be worn. :
.Old bine IB a new shade of this color , (
]
robe dresses will be much
French habit basque Is in fash-
of , shaded rosei are -
-worn BD one Bide of the corsage , and 1J 1
a few roses In the hair for evening
full dress.
Long overahlrta will be In vogue
this spring.
Pendant lockets are no longer fash
ionable.
Ball ear-rings in rolled gold are very
fashionable.
Poke bonnets of medium size will
be worn again.
Ulsteret is the new name for the
new short ulster.
Only one variety of flowers is used
in the same hat
The double women ribbon comes
only in plain solid colors.
Plastrons of very rich material are
seen on the new baiques.
High hair-dressing , In the Btyle of
Louis XV. , is now la mode.
Vests form a prominent feature in
the new costumes for ladles. ,
Laca spun of straw will be a novelty
on new spring and summer hats.
Piano-backs give a wide scope for
peacocks' feather applications.
.Bonnet crowns of black net are
wrought with cut-steel beads.
Eiderly ladies wear neither caps nor
turbans for ball dress In Paris.
Gold lace , silver lace and steel lace
will all be used on spring bonnets.
Basques of flannel and bunting
dresses are tucked all over' length- .
wise.
TheJHungarian jacket , covered with
braiding in intricate designs , is much
New basques simulate the Jersey In
perfection of fit and plainness of tl
feet
Among the ornaments are pokeberries -
berries of black , with golden stems
and tendrils.
Italian lace-braid hats and bonnets
will be more fashionable than Eng
lish straws and chips.
Skirls are very narrow , bat the
draperies superimposed thereon are
voluminous and elaborate.
{ Spring dollmans are square cut in
the back , of medium length , and
have large elbow sleeves.
A filigree 'rose , with the contra of
crystal ) , on delicate filigree stamens is
a beautiful decoration for the hair.
Summer plush , a new gauze on
which silk pile is thrown np , takes
the place of the heavy pluih worn on
winter bonnets.
The hat destined to take the place
of the rough-and-ready straws of last
season is of unspllt wheat straw woven
into a spiked braid.
The Paris correspondent of
Harper's Bazar says that white petti
coats are never wore in the daytime ,
even with the richest dresses.
A girl put on man's clothes-at Richmond
mend , Mo. , and went out for an eve
ning walk , in the course of which she
rudely jostled a ( negro , who shot her
twice. She declares that hereafter
she will stick to the safety of skirts.
Wool fabrics In general have almost
entirely superseded other materials for
morning wear here and abroad. Ex
pensive India cashmeres are even
made up for evening wear by leading
Parisian houses.
In the year 1880 America issued
seventy patents to women ; and not
one of these was an indicator to be
attached to a bed-post to show If there
is a man nnder the bed. And yet
think how much getting down on
hands and knees such a thing would
save women. ,
"That reminds me of the cars we
were waiting for this morning , " re
marked Jones , as en elderly lady
swept by them in a trailing dress.
"How's that ! " asked Fog ? . ' 'Because
it's a train behind time , " replied
Jones , the great , mean , ugly thlngl
"You old vulture , yon ! " ahe ex-
dlnary woman. Next day , when he
relented and told her to go down and
order the eighth , it would have made
an angel smile to hear her sweetly call
him " "
"Birdie.
The wife of a congressman having
been abroad said to a gentleman : "I'm
splendid on pictures ; I'm a regular
common sewer of art. More and
over , when I play whist I play third
and hand high. In France they have
lots of francs and sardines for money.
But I've traveled and feel a little
blase. That's French. It/s a regular
language , is French. They don't
speak nothing else in Spain and Italy
and potage countries. "
POETRY OP THE TIMES.
Mistaken.
A mosquito
Who'd the , veto I
Put on him last fall , 1
Though 'twas summer , 'atel
And the bummer
'Can loudly to bawl ;
"Ibeginter
Think that winter
Is pone ; I'll come out , "
when a blizzard
Struck his gizzard ,
And froze up his "spout. "
[ New YorkD.'spatch.
"The Good Husband. "
It's all very true , friend Jnnette ,
My husband deny it who can-
In society always the Earns ,
Is truly a very nice man.
a
Bat I've broken my back o'er his shirts
To make them look shining and white ;
Yet each as it comes from the drawer.
As he takes it he says , "What a fright ! "
He smiles upon fat Mrs. X ,
And gracefully picks tip her fan ;
The next time she sees me she says ,
"Yoor husband's a very nice man J"
He ccmea from his cool airy store.
Takes his paper and sits in the shade ,
And reads about gold and th war ,
While the biscuits for supper are made.
CONNTJBIALITIES.
it
Miss Potter , the eldest daughter of
the Hon Clarkson N. Potter , is en
gaged to marry Mr. Leslie Cotton , of
Wyoming Territory.
An old bachelor who died recently "
left a will dividing all his property
equally among the surviving women
who had refused him. "Because , " "
said he , ' 'to them I owe all my earthly
happiness. "
Jenkins reports that Miss Tennie
Mills , the financee of Whltelaw Eeid ,
is of medium height , graceful and
well-rounded figure , with clear com
plexion , light hair , largo clear eyes set
tn gold-rimmed glasses , and a dowry
of § 300,000. , p
Austin Molarty went home to his
wife at Putnam , Conn. , and told her
that if he was not mistaken he bad on
the previous day been married to
Phoebe Brown at Providence. He
had a dim recollection of going with
some friends to a clergyman's house
while drunK and becoming the bride
groom in a marriage ceremony. His
memory proved sound , for an officer
soon arrived with a warrant to arrest
him , but his wife by strategy enabled
him to escape to Canada. [
The approaching marriage of Mile.
Croizette I and the wealthy banker
Stern ' is announced. He marries her , to
says i the Paris correspondent of The
London ij j Daily News , to enable her to
quit the stage , and 'above all , to pro-I re
vent her following the example of I
bara Bernhardt and starring Ameri
ca. Mile. Croizette will remain at the
Francaii while the Princess of Bag
dad , in which she has achieved her I
great theatrical success , remains on
the playbills.
A minister out in the fr west , who
has been troubled a good deal over
marriage fees , issued the following
I circular and price list : "One mar
I riage : , plain , ? 2 ; ditto , kissing the
bride , § 3 ; ditto , trimmed with one
groomsman and one bridesmaid , § 4 ;
50 cents extra for each additional
groomsman and bridesmaid. Bachel
or past 40 will be charged extra. Maids
of age , 10 per cent off. Mileage will
be charged in long distance matches.
Liberal reduction to clubs. Payment
in cash , no notes or securities accept
ed. No money refunded or rebates
made for poor goods. Come early ,
and ccme often. .
EDUCATIONAL.
The bill before the Massachusetts
house of representatives for calisthen <
ic , gymnastic and military drill In
public schools , is opposed by Wendell
Phillips.
. The University of Michigan has
over 1,500 students. Thirty-five
Q.si
states are represented , besides Eng
land , Canada , Prussia , Japan and the
Bermudas.
The bequest of Mr. David P. Smith ,
of Springfield , Mass. , to Yale college
Is expected to yield $40,000 or $50-
000. It is to be used to endow a pro
fessorship.
The Illinois legislature has passed a
compulsory education act requiring all
children between 8 and 14 years of
age to attend school at least twelve
weeks in each school year.
The western states from , Ohio to
Nebraska , including Missouri , spend
$36,292,492 annually on education ,
and the southern states from Virginia
to Texas spend § 8,763,972. The
school population of the western
states is 5,590,075 , of the southern
4,490,107.
Professor E. D. Sanborn has been
an Instructor in Dartmouth college .for
35 years , and is now nearly 80 years
of age. Hia health has recently fail
ed bomewhat , and it is feared that he
will soon be compelled to discontinue
his services as teacher.
There is reported to be a movement
among some of the colleges to substi
tute Monday for a holiday Instead of
Saturday. It is claimed that better
recitations would thus be secured for
the first school day of the week , and
that the temptation to study on Sun
day would be removed.
The Texas legislature Is now con.
sidering a plan for providing school
money by leasing the public school
lands no lease to be for a longer term
than a year , and not for a less sum
than $12.80 a section. This plan also
makes it a mbdemeanor to graze cat
tle on unleased school lands a thing
which has long been done.
The new institution at Cleveland Is
to take the name of the college which
is to be removed thence , and will be
known as "Western Reserve Univers
ity. " The new college , which is to be
founded by Mr. Amasa Stone as an
important part of the university , is
to be called "Adelbert College , " in
memory of the son of-the founder ,
who died in the promise of a brilliant
youth. It is proposed to use the
present buildings of the Western Re
serve college at Hudson as & prepara
tory school for the university/
RELIGIOUS NoTES.
Rev. John Hall has been offered
$20,000 to go to Chicago to preach.
He is now getting $15,000 in New
York.
. The Evangelical Synod of North
America , which represents the
United State church , of Prussia , has
408 pastors , 510 congregations , and
80,610 communicants.
There are 290 Unitarian chapels in
England , 80 Mission chapels , and 357
ministers. There are 339 Unitarian .
churches In the United States and f
Canada , and 401 ministers , four of
them women.
In some provinces of Belgium the
Catholics are more prosperous than
the state schools. In the province of
tlI
Limbourg there are 24,000 pupils in
the Catholic schools and only 5,030 in
those of the state.
There are in the United 'Stales
230,257 Hebrew * , of whom 12,546 are
connected with 278 religions societies
or congregations. In the city of Phil
adelphia there are eighty of these con
gregations , with a membership of 1458 ,
and in addition there are eighteen be
nevolent ( organizations , embracing a
membership of 2035.
Since 1877 the number of churches
itii the UnUersallst denomination has
increased 'from ' 656 ( to 739 , and the
membership from 32,947 to 38.048 ,
while the value of church property
has meanwhile shrunk from $7,495-
495 ! to $6,267,092. The Sunday school
has fallen from 60,757 in 1878 to 68-
151 ! , and the number of colleges and
academies is reduced from fourteen to
eleven.
Dr. E. P. Goodwin estimates the
total number of sittings in all the 216
Protestant churches of Chicago at
100,000 , and the membership 50,226.
A count , taken for two successive. ,
Sundays In39 _ churches , showed the '
following : Total number of sittings ,
33,600 ; largest aggregate attendance ,
12,866. The Presbyterian , Metho
dist , Baptist and Episcopal attendance
about one-third , thaOongregatlonallsta
little more than one third.
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PEPPERMINT DROPS.
,
The New York News says that In
card playing a great deal depends on a
good deal.
"What is home where love ia.notJ"
asks a susceptible young poet * It's a
mighty interesting place to the
neighbors.
A young lady sends us In a poem on a
decorating pottery. We can't publish
, because it's too verse o' tile.Ko \ -
korao Tribune.
"A babe , " rays a writer , "Is a
mother's anchor. " And he might
have added that the mother is the
"anchor's" spanker.
A Hibernian switchtender , who
aaw a train coming in on time , said :
"You are first at last , and yon were
always behind before. "
Hang out a sign "Beware of faint , "
and nine men out ot ten will draw
their forefinger across the newly-
painted surface. The tenth man
never learned to read. .
We know a man so cross-eyed that
he put bis hand into another man's
pocket ( and abstracted therefrom a
watch. He wanted to learn the time.
The judge told him it would be three
years.
Some genius has invented a cane
that helps a pint of whisky , and now
the Kentucky politicians believe that
the telegraph pole is the greatest in
vention of the aze.
Ensilage , which is now being fed to
stock , contains intoxicating properties.
We shall now be able to obtain corned
beef without the process of salting.
Boston Sunday Times. "
"Will you have it rare or well "
done ? " said Commissioner Brennan
an Irishman , as he was cutting a
dice of roast beef. "I love it well in
done ever since I am in this country , "
replied Pat , "for it was rare enough
ate in Ireland. "
"Arc you engaged ] ' asked Colonel
Mark Antony of a Galreaton hack
driver. "Engagedl Why , man alive ,
have five children down with the
measles aud two more to take it. I
am engiged in sitting up with them
all nlgnt long. "
A story comes from Boston that a
woman who bad brought .her pail to (
be filled at a soup house in that city
was asked how many she had in her
family , and replied : "Six my hus
band , myself , two doga and two cats ,
and please don't put so much paper
in the soup , the dogs don't like it. "
A medical man says : "The ideas
cannot float freely when the waist is
squeezed. " Perhaps not ; but on Sun
day evenings , when waist squeezing Is
at its height , the vonng people don't
care a cent whether the Ideas flow
freely or not. They only have one
idea in common at each times , any
how.
how.The
The treasurer of a Vermont railroad
| company , in paying over $1,500 , the
amount adjudged a victim for the loss
of his ear by an accident on the road ,
philosophically observed : "I don't
inlnd paying up when I reflect that ,
at the rate of $1,500 for such a little
ear as yours was , the company would
have been thrown into bankruptcy if
it had been a Milwaukee man's ear.
IMPIETIES.
t
The man who goes into business
with the Devil soon finds that his
partner is soul proprietor.
The water having subsided , Moody
and Sankey are going to New Orleans
after Lent. There is no probability
of thorn hndlng Lent there though.
Thera has been so much snow in
this vicinity this year that the widower
wno has six or seven wives in the
cemetery has to work to keep their
graves green.
In view of the change from ' , hell"
to "hades" in the revised new testa
ment , The New York Sun thinks fas
tidious newspapers- ' will soon be
printing "h s" where formerly they
had "fa-1. "
"Is your husband a religions man ? "
asked a tract-distributor of the lady
ol the house. "No , " she said ; "my
husband Is an habitual drunkard. He
is not a religious man , but he Is in
constant connection with the spirit
werld. "
Mr. Talmaga says that if he finds ,
when he gets to heaven , that at least
100,000 souk have not been saved
through his inttrnmentality , he will
ask to be excused , and will hastily re
tire. But what will this model man
do If he finds that heaven can't get
along without him ?
Thurlow Weed moves to improve
the grammar of the Lord's Prayer by
striking out "which art" from the in
troductory clause , and to substitute
"Give us day by day our daily bread"
for "Give us this day our daily bread , "
as being more appropriate for evening
devotions. To most people It would
appear that the main thing was to get
the bread , even if it did Involve a lit
tle bad grammar.
Couldn't Feel at Home.
Brooklyn Eagle.
"Stranger , have yer got some bltln'
whisky , But bin' that takes the Innards
right by the collar , and makes a man
think he's br'illn' fer an hour after
wards ? " asked a gentleman in a but
ternut suit and a coon-skin cap , at a
fashionable Brooklyn bar yesterday.
"I think I've got what you want , "
said the barkeeper. "Try this. "
The stranger smelled it and shook
his head dolefully.
"Do yer think this -would make a
man dig up his dead enemies and lick
'em over again ? " he asked. "Would
a slug of this pizen get a fellow to in
duce his mother to murder his wife ,
and then run for sheriff , so as to hang
the old woman for the crime ? "
"I don't know about that"said the
barkeeper , "It's a pretty strong
fluid. "
"I know. But is It strong enough
to make a man rob his own daughter
and , then lick the daylights out of her
for losin * her money ] Would it be
what yon would nae if you wanted to
salt your wife down and deal her out
in a boarding house for boned turkey ,
extra prime ? Would yon drink It If
you felt like burning down a church
full of children so aa to get the nails
out of their boots ? That's the kind
'of liquor I want"
"Here's some terribly bad whiskey ,
if that's what you're after , " said the
barkeeper , putting out another bottle.
Again- the stranger smelled and
shook his head sadly.
"I'm surprised at yer , barkeeper.
Yer don't understand t he finer feelin's.
I want snlhin' that would make me
rob the contribution box of an orphan
asylum. Suthin' that would make me
kick a sick woman overboard and
pound her with a board afterwards.
I want liquor that makes a man bury
his mother alive and plow her under
for a fertilizer. Suthia' that would
make a man set his children to steal-
in' so ho could give 'em away and get
witnesses' fees for convicting 'em.
Have yer got anything of that sort ? "
"That's the worst I've got , " said
the horrified barkeeper. "Yon can
take it or leave it. "
"The facts is , " explained the
stranger , aa he poured down half a
pint of the material without a shud
der , "the facts is , that I live In Da
kota , and I was feelln' homesick.
Sti I thought If I could only got a
taste of the genuine old stuff , It
would raise my spirits. But that
isn't the whisky I wanted. This
makes me feel like lenctin' money ,
and : It don't do no good. Good-bye ,
barkeeper. "
And the homesick stranger turned
mournfully away.
You Know How It Is.
What to him was love or hope ?
What to him was joy or care ? Ho
stepped on a plug of slippery soap , the
girl had left on the topmost stair.
His feet flew out like wild , fierce
things ; and ho struck each stair with
sound like a drum ; jd the girl be
low with the scrubbing things , laugh
ed like a fiend to see him come. But
he gathered himself with care and
toil , and repaired the damage with
St Jacobs Oil like any sensible man
would.
M. B. RISDOtf.
General Insurance Agent , .
BEPV MNTH :
PHCEXIX ASSDHiuAji. ti. . J ton-
doa , Cash Assets SS.IOI.UJ
fVESTCHfiSTEK. N. T. , Capital l.OOO.OSJ
THE MERCHANTS , otNowartr.N. J. , l.OOC.OO
OIRARD FIRE.PhlldolpliUC pIt5l. . l.OOC.OOO
NORTHWESTERS NATIONALC pit -
it i eoc.wx ,
FIREMEN'S FUND , California 800 Wl > .
1J1UT1SH AMERICA ASSURANCECo 1.200,000
NEWA tK FIRE EJS. COAsseta. . . . . BoO.OCO
AMBIUCAF CENTRAL , Aeseta SCO tOO
3 ut Cor. of Fifteenth & DoneUs St. .
REED'S
" "
"ALLTIME
, ,
3
By "Almont , " he by Alexander1 * "Abdallab , "
Eire ol "Goldsmith Maid ; " First dam "On
Time" by ' War Dance , " sin o ( the icaowned 1 [
"Lwdtigton ; " Second , "jJUa Breckcnridije" by
"Collossus , " son of Imported "Sovereign. " g
"Almont's" flm dam by "JI .ubrlno Chief"
and hii Sire by RysJick's Himbletonlan. "
This r m rkablo horse will be fire y ars oW
May , he will sure only 55 marcs ( half of
which number U now engaged ) at $2500 per
mare , payable at time of lervice.
Season commence ) April 1st and will end
Sept , 1st. After that time Jiis service will be J
nut at $35 00. Any mare that hu trotted in
230 sured niu.
ED. EEED , Proprietor. t ;
Stable Corner llth and Howard 1
Streets.
xn&rleod3ni
.
P70 week | 12a day t home eaailj made ; caah
ft Jioutflt frea.Artdr * True * Co.PorU cd.li
CEfiillEOY.
FOIL
RHEUMATISM ,
Neuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago ,
Bac&tcfio , Sorenass of tha Chist ,
Gout , Quinsy , Sore Throat , Swell
ings and Sprains , Burns and
* Z Scalds , General Bodily
Paint ,
Tooth , Ear and Headache , Frottad
Feet and Ears , and all otfiar
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth tqcali ST. JACOB * OIL
u a * afe , eurt , rimpli > and chtap XxUraal
Bem dy. A trial enudli but the eomparatlTaly
trifllnr outlay of CO Cent ! , and T ry on * iaff r-
fng with pain can bar * chMp and poalttT * crocf
of lit claims. gt ,
Dlrtctions in XliTin I nju f . ' P
BOLDBYAlLDBUa&ISTSAlTDDEALEBB
IS MKDIOlflt' .
A. VOGEUER fc CO. ,
Qeo. P. Bemis
REAL ESTATE AGEXGY ,
16ih & Douglat 8tt.t Omahat Neb ,
Thle agency does siaionr a broktrago busi
ness. Does not speculate , and therefore any ar >
gains on Its books are Insured to ita patrons , in
stead ot being gobbled np by th e agent
BOGGS & JHIEL.
REAL ESTATE BROKERS
Jfo 1408 Farnkam Street
OMAHA - NEBRASKA.
Office North Bide opp. Grand Central Hotel.
Nebraska Land Agency ,
DAVIS & SNYDER ,
1505 Famham St. Omaha , Nebr.
MO.OOO ACRES carsfnlly selected land In Eastern
Nebraska for sale.
Great Bargains In improved farms , and Omaha
dtypropertr.
0. F. DAV& WEBSTER SKTDKR ,
late Land Com'r U. F. R. B. 4p-teb7tf
BTBOH RBXD. UWI8 KIXO.
Byron Reed & Co , .
OLSUTUTULISTO
SEAL ESTATE AGENCY
IN NEBRASKA.
Keep a complete abstract of title to all Real
Eatato In Omaha and Dontf&a County. mayltf
AGENTS WANTED EOR
the Fastest Belling Book Of th Age !
Foundations of Success.
BUSINESS AND SOCIAL FORMS.
The laws of trade , legal forms , how to trans
act business , valuable tables , social etiquette ,
parliamentary usage , how to conduct public
buelncis ; in Net it ia a complete Quldo to Suc
cess for all classes. A family necessity. Address
for circulars and special terms , & .NOHOR PUB
LISHING CO. . St. Louis , Mo.
Machine Works ,
J. Hammond , Prop. & Manager.
The raoet thorough appointed and complete
H&chlne Shops and Foundry in the state.
Castings ol every description mannfacted.
Engines , Pumpa and every class of machinery
made to order.
order.pedal attentien given to
Well Augnrs , Pulleys , Hangers ,
ShaftinRBridge Irons , Geer
Cutting , etc.
Plans tor new UachineryMetichanlcal Dracght
ng , Uodsls , etc. , neatly executed.
68 Harnov St. . Bet. 14th and 15th.
AGENTS WANTED FOB
CREATIVE SCIENCE
and Sexual Philosophy.
Profusely illustrated. The most Important n
heat book published. Every family wantai
Extraordinary Inducements offered Agent * .
Address Aaiona' POBUsnisa Co , St. Louis , JCo.
AGENTS WANTED FOR OUR NEW BOOK ,
' 'Bible for the Young , "
Belnsr the story of the Scriptures by ROT. Geo.
Alexander Crook , D. D. . in simple and attrac
tive language for old and young. Profusely
illustrated , making a most interesting and im
pressive youth's instructor. Every parent will
secure tbls work. Preachers , you should dr *
culatelt. Price $3 00.
MSend for circulars with axtr terms.
J. H. CHAMBERS & CO..t , St. Louis , Mo
D. T. MOUNT ,
Manufacturer andDeaer ! in
SADDLES
and
HARNESS ,
Agenta for JAMES R. HILL
& 00. , Celebrated
CONCORD HARNESS.
jtarthe Best la Tha World-El
1412 Farnham St. ,
Omaha , Neb.
DRT-S-HITCHGOCK
M < yDRTSHITCHGOCK )
.v ss y '
.OvEiTCRUlCKSHANK'S
* DRVGOOOS STORt.
BANKING HOUSES.
THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED.
BANKING HOUSE
IN NEBRASKA.
CALDWEL HAMILTONICO
Business transacted same aa that o an Incor
porated Bank.
Accounts kept In Currency or cold subject to
tight check without not tea.
Certificate * ol deposit issapd parable In three ,
dz and twelve months , bearing Interest , or on
demand without interest.
Advances made to customers on approved so-
cnrltiw at market ratea of interest ,
Buy and sell ( cold , bills ot exchange Govern
ment , State , County and City Bonds.
Draw Sight Drafts on England , Ireland , Scot
land , and all parts of Europe.
Sell European Passage Tickets.
COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY MADE.
angldt
TJ. S. DEPOSITORY ,
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF OMASA.
Cor. IStb and Farnfiam Streets ,
OLDEST BAKKIHC ESTABLISHMENT
IHOUAHA.
( SUCCESSORS TO EOUOTZE BROS. , )
MTAIUaHtD D ! 1856 ,
Oiganiztd as a National Bank. Acgust 30 , ISO.
Capital and Profits Over B800,000
Specially authorized by the Secretary or Treasury
to receive Subscription to the
U.S.4 PER CEHT..FUHDED LOAN.
OFFICERS AND DIECCIORa
EnuUB KCCXKX , President.
AuaosTDS Komrrrm , Vice Piaoidazt.
E. W. Tina. Cashier.
A. J. PorrurcN , Attorney.
JOHH A. Cationros.
F. H. DATO , Alrft Cashlflj.
IhU bank receives d poslt without regard to
amounts.
Issues time certificates bearing interest.
Draws drafts en San Francisco and principal
cities of thi United States , al&i London. Dublin ,
Edinburgh and the principal ditto of tha conti
nent of Europe.
Sells passage tickeU for Emigrants in tha In.
man ne. nx.yldtf
HOTELS-
THE ORIGINAL.
BRiGGS HOUSE !
Oor. Randolph St. & 6th Ave , ,
CHICAGO ILL.
PRICKS REDUCED TO
$2.00 AND $2.50 PER DAY
Located In the business centre , convenient
to places of amusement. Elegantly furnished ,
containing alt modern improvements , passenger
elevator , &c. J. tl. CDUMIXOS , Proprietor.
cclOU
OGDEN HOUSE ,
Cor. MARKET ST. & BROADWAY
Council BlnlTs ,
On line o Street Railway , Omnibus to and from
all trains. RATES Parlor floor $3.00 per day ;
second floor , S2.EO per day ; third floor , 92.00.
The best furnished and most commodious home
In too city. QEO.T. PHELFS Prop.
FRONTIER HOTEL ,
Laramie , Wyoming.
The miner's resort , good accommodations ,
arga sample room , charges reasonable. Special
attention given to traveling men.
11-U U. 0 HILLIUU ) Proprietor.
INTER-OCEAN HOTEL ,
Cheyenne , Wyoming.
Flrst-cl B8 , Fine arge Sample Rooms , one
block from depot. Trains atop from 0 minutes
to 2 hours for dinner. Free Bus to and from
Depot. Rates $2.00 , $2.60 and 13.00 , according
to room ; single meal 76 cents.
A. D. BALCO1I , Proprietor.
W BORDEN , Cnief Clerk. mlO-t
PASSENGER ACCOMMODATION LINE
BETWEEN
OMAHAAND FORTOMAHA
Connects With Street Cars
Corner of SAUNDERS and HAMILTON
STREETS. ( End of Red Lln as fallows ;
LEAVE OlfAHA :
630 , * 8:17andll:19a. m ,3:03 : , 6:37 : nd7 9p.m.
LEAVE FORT OMAHA :
7:16 a. m. , 8:15 a. m. , and 12:15 p. m.
' 4:00 : , 6:15 and 8:16 p. m.
The 8:17 a. m. run , leaving oman i md t ° 6
4:00 p. m. run , leaving Fort Omaha , are usually
loaded to full capacity with regular passengers ,
The 6:17 : a. m. run will be made from the post-
office , corner of Dodge and 15th inrihta.
Tickets can bo procured from street cardriv-
era , or from drivers of hacks.
FARE. 25 CENTS. INCLUDING STRE CAR
TO.tf
EAST INDIA
SOLE MANUFACTURERS ,
05JA3A. Neb.
MORE POPULAR THAN EVER.
The Genuine
SINGER NEW FAMILY SEWINC MACHINE.
The popular demand for the GENUINE SINGER In 1879 exceeded that of
any previous year durine the Quarter of a Century in which this "Old
Reliable" Machine baa been before the public.
in 1878 we sold 356,422 Machines. In 1879 we sold 431167
Machines. Excess over any previous year 74,735 Machines. '
Our sales last year were at the rate of over
1400 Sewing Machines a Day I
For every business day In the year ,
The "OH Beliable"
? hat Every REAL Singer is the Strongest ,
3inger Searing Ma-
hino baa this Trade the Simplest , the Most
i
ifari cast into the Durable Sewing Ma
jon : Stand and em- chine ever yet Oon-
jedded in the Arm of
strnoted ,
he : Machine.
THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO.
Principal Office : 4 Union Square. New York ;
,500 Subordinate Offices , in the "U nited States and Canada , and 3,000 Offices in the Old
World and South America. sepl6-d&wtf
\
Of
The Popular.Clothing Honsefof
M , HELLMAN & GO ,
S
Findj on account of the Season
so far advanced , and having
a very large Stock of
Suits , Overcoats and
Gents1- Furnishing
Goods left ,
*
They Have
REDUCED PRICES
that can not fail to please everybody
EEMEMBEB THE
ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE ,
1301 and 1303 Farnham St. , Corner 18th.
GOODS MADE TO ORDER ON SHORT NOTICE.
PIANOS l ORGANS.
J" . S. WIRIG-IHIT ,
AG % GHICKERING PIANO ,
And Sole Igent for
Ea.Uet Davis & Co , , James & HolmstromandJ.0.
Fischer's Pianos , also Sole Agent for the Estey ,
Burdett , and the Fort Wayne Organ
Go's. Organs ,
I | deal in Pianoa and Organs exclusively. Have had years
experience in the Business , and handle only the Best.
J , S. WRIGHT.
21816th Street , City Hall Building , Omaha , ffeh.
HALSEY V. PITCH. Tuner.
SHEELY BROS. PACKING CO. ,
PORK AND BEEF PACKERS
Wholesale and Retail in
FRESH MEATS& PROVISIONS , GAME , POULTRY , FISH , ETC.
CITY AND COUNTY ORDERS SOLICITED.
OFFICE CITY MARKET 1415 Douglas St. Packing House ,
Opposite Omaha Stock Yards , U. P. B. B.
DOUBLE AND SINGLE ACTING
POWER AND
Steam Pumps , Engine Trimmings , Mining Machinery ,
IELTIMG HOSE , BRASS AMD IRON F1TTIKC8 , PIPE , STEAM P&CUXB
AT WHOLESALE AND EETAIL.
HALLADAY WIND-MILLS , CHURCH AND SCHOOL SELLS
A. L. STB AM , 205 Farnham Strset Omaha , S b
: MI
J. L
THE CARP !
Has Removed From His Old Stand
on Douglas St. , to His .
NEW AND ELEGANT STORE ,
1313 Farnham Street ,
Where He Will be Pleased to Meet all is > 0 dt
Patrons. '
.
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