Pago 10 Dally Ncbrhsk&n Monday, Dumber 3, 1C34 fl o ft (Mil 59 k li ii is Cu lili li jJJi IL .Li 11 Ik A r;'3 Pa jrAll Hup Ey LXrx& Davb cad Scctt Alien Happcl George Carlin proved that there are still links between young and old. . Flaying to a full house at Omaha Orpheum Theatre Fri day, the greying Carlin remind ed the audience of all those funny thoughts most people have but would never say out loud. Carlin is the master of disgust and the creator of the definitive List of dirty words. Most famous for that list of seven dirty words you cant say on television, Carlin has expanded the list to hundreds of words no self-respecting mother would mutter. But young or old, they all laughed at him. Carlin's material ranged from store clerk to clowning, pets to prophecy and childhood to motherhood. He ah-iibbed to his topics of everyday situa tions and came up with sev eral not so usual ones. - "Next time you go through a toll booth, bargain with the attendant," Carlin said. Or bet ter yet, he suggested that a person should pay the toll of the car behind them. That will keep them alert," he said. The class clown never stood still, constantly shuffling a round and making stranger than strange gestures. After each he would reminisce of a person vhy did the something once and the tragic harm which came to them. "My grandmother did that once and we shot her," Carlin said. Carlin said he was worried about all of the recent scares with people tampering with medicine. "What if someone put crazy glue in some "Preparation H?" he said. He wondered why there were no black balloons. He didni think it was racist, and he thought they would be great funeral decorations. He said he thought the real purpose of heaven was to reu nite people with things they had lost like, lighters and wallets but not good judg ment or virginity. He would swear to everyone from his own mother to Good Most laughs came from saying nasty things everyone always wanted to say. Although Carlin offered no encore, no one screamed and hollered to bring him back on stage. Most people were able to keep control. Refreshingly classy. Opening the show were Tra vis and Shok, two musicians with promise. Playing parody songs like a Don Ho version of Quiet Riot's, "Come on Feel the Noise," they prepared the crowd for Carlin. Everyone probably left the Orpheum with sore riba. Frcsa tap: Csiiia ' elawns, if : J -i ' -JK. ) I , I i - ' , ' : ' ' --- it ! ' "'J' if V. - ! f J i 'J ir-: t I" r i Jf if'' ) 'I Air i V Winterfest' programs continue, raise money for Nebraska public "Winterfcst," a Nebraska public television fundraiser, will continue with f pedal programs on Chan nel 12 or 13 through Dec. 10. Some of Wuitcrtcit a prcgrama include: "Politics of Love" Speaking before a capacity crowd at the University of Illinois Chicago Pa .vilicn, Dr. Leo Buseaglia eprcads the word that love and vulnera bility are valid emotions on Mon day at 8:05 p.m. During the pro gram, Buscaglia abo explains what makes people lonely and what makes a relationship work. "Liberace in Las Vegrs" The personification of the spar kle and glitter of show business is presented when master enter tainer Liberace reveals the epec tacle of his musical revue on Monday at 9:10 p.m. "Following the Tundra WolT Actor Robert Bedford narrato a lock at the extraordinary predator-prey relationship between the wolf and the caribou as they travel through the Canadian Northwest Territories on Tues day at 8:16 p.m. "Barbershop Jamboree" Barbershop quartet singers from throughout the Northeastern United States perform cld-time, four-part harmony on Tuesday at 0:15 p.m. The special program was taped at the 33rd Annual Barbershop Jamboree In Lake Winnepesaukee, N.H. "Children Sing Christmas" Several adult and children choirs perform popular holiday carols such as "Away in a Manger," "An Igeis We Have Heard on High," and "The Twel ve Dap of Christ mas" in "Children Sing Christmas," videotaped at Salisbury Cathed ral in Wiltshire, England, on Wed nesday at 8:10 p.m. "The Nutcracker" Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gelsey KirMand end the American Ballet Theatre are featured in the perennial en chanting Christmastime ballet about a young girl whose Christ mas Eve dreams coryure up danc ing toys, battling toy soldiers and a prince on Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. The Making of Indiana Jones" Lavishly illustrated with film clips from the hair raising motion picture "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," this show is a 'lit ' T9V?f4 I- I- LL-iffi fmmmmmmm mibwbiiii ,i & nikai j ay tmmuman $faflrt'i III TV behind-the-scenes look at how the fUm was conceived. The spe cial program, narrated by produ cer ilrcetcr Steven Spielberg, airs Thursday at 7 p.mand Saturday at b p.n. "Har.k" The stcry of the rii z and fdl of country singer Hank WiEbx,iS on Thursday at G3 p.m. Itiis special musical documents ry features Jim Ovrsn In a one-man fhov perfarming many of the late singer's most famous compositions. More country music is fea tured when a compilation of "Marty Bobbins Spotlight" and "Austin City Limits" programs, featuring performances by Roy Acuff, Roy Clark, Marty Bobbins and Hank Snow, airs at 0:20 p.m., on Thursday, s "Christmas a t Peps" Visions of sugar plums and reindeer are conjured up on Friday at 8 p.m. when John Williams and the Bos ton Pcp3 Orchestra perform an evening of unforgettable holiday songs for the entire family's enter tainment in this Christmas gala. "The Corn is Green" Ac claimed Actrcs3 Katharine Hep burn stars in this made-for-tele-. ?ision motion picture on Friday at 0:15 p.m. Based on Emlyn Wil liams' pky set in turn-of-the-cent-tury Wales, the film focuses on an eccentric Englishwoman who turns an awkward but brilliant Welsh misfcg youth into a pol ished candidate for Oxford. "Glen Miller: A Moonlight . Serenade" features songs'Iike "Serenade in Blue " "Little Brown Jug" and "Pennsylvania 6-5000" Johnson hosts this special record ed at Glen Island Casino, where the legendary trombonist and bandleader first attained star dom. "Chisum" Tills 1070 West ern, featuring John Wayne, will be telecast on Saturday at 9:05 pxn. Cattle baron Chisum recruits Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid to help thwart the plans of a cor rupt landgrabber in this action-' packed adventure. Also featured are Forrest Tucker and Ben John son. "Vanishing Giants" Actress Loretta Swit ("MA3H") des cribes efforts to save endangered whale specks In thh dscumen tary on Sunday at 5 p.m. ""T 4 ,.m, COPS ' r vara