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By Mark Davis
Daily Nebraskan Staff Writer
With college in session and
Lincoln bars thriving, one liners
in the air are as thick as Big Red
ilies.
The traditional "meat-market"
motivation," said Tracy Snow, a
junior elementary education
major at UNL. At the same time,
most males would prefer to have
a woman confront them. Ray Frey,
a junior geology major said, it
didn't matter if a woman talks to
him. The game would be easier to
play if they did, he said.
bars are packed every night and a
market for new bars is opening.
The people occupying these bars
pay hard earned student loan
dollars for fun and, with luck,
romance. tn wasted " said Rirk WMth
Times have changed, males no erly, a sophomore physics major,
longer dominate. Finding romance Likewise) a female student at
is not as easy as the Love Boat ONL who wished to remain an-
3. "Haven't I seen you in here
before?" or "Do you come here
alot?"
4. "What's your name?"
5. "Do you go to school in Lin
coln?" 6. "What kind of drink is that?"
with a following response of "I'm
a big fan of that drink" or "I've
manual makes it seem. The tradi
tional witty openers are obsolete
land there is no big fad that eve
rybody adheres to.
"Key, what's your sign?" just
doesn't cut it anymore.
An unscientific DN poll revealed
some startling things about the
dating game. For one thing, al
most every female complained
that todays male is too shy or
lacks motivation to confront wo
men one on one.
"Women have to make the
moves, men don't haye enough
More people are staying away never had one, can I have a taste?"
from pick-up bars and concen- 7. Choosing a feature on the
trating on just having fun. victim's person and compliment-
I don't go to pick up girls, I go ing them for it. i.e., Youve got
great toes.
8. "Are you having a fun time?"
9. "Have you heard of any par
ties after the bar closes?"
10. "Do you have a match? Do
you have a cigarette?"
The rarer liners that I heard?
"You like me, don't you? Dont
you?"
"Have you seen a Congressional
Medal of Honor around here? I
lost mine."
"I've noticed that you really
shouldn't drive home. Can I be
your taxi? I wouldn't want to see
you hurt."
nonymous said she goes to bars
for fun.
"I think it's gross how everyone
just is looking for a quick release
of their glands," she said.
All but one person polled agreed
that both men and women can
initiate conversation.
The Top 10 one liners:
1. "Do you wanna dance?"
2. "Hi, how are you?"
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Lines not to try
Nope, No class. None at all.
The Daily Nebraskan Research
Team, dissatisfied with the un
imaginative quality of Lincoln's
most popular pick-up lines, de
cided to experiment. Long nights
of hard work yielded fruitful re
sults: slapped faces and bruised
egos.
Here are the DN lines not to
try.:
1. You, know, you look a lot like
ijyndi LauperRicky Schroeder.
I So, do you wanna meet my
I mother?
o.Lan I drink your bath water?
4. I'm an Aquarius. You look
like a Yield.
5- You American? I'm Ameri-1
can too.
6. This bar is a meat market.
Lets go back to my place.
7. The way you dance, it reminds I
m of sumo wrestling.
8. I'm a great cook. My best
meal is breakfast...
9. I rPflllv Ain t(mo o.
erns on your shirt.
10. Havp
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