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Announcer: And now Glom Cable Network's CUm
watch '84, with news and commentary by Glenn
Stuva and Tom Mocklcr.
Glenn: Good evening. This is Glomwatch. You're in
tune with the universe.
Tom: Yes.
Glenn: Tonight we're going to discuss The Federal
Deficit and You." What do you think of it, Tom?
Tom: Oh, I think it's bad. Very, very bad.
Glenn: So do I. Why, if the federal government
, continues on like it is, there won't be any more
baseball games to watch.
Tom: What?
Glenn: Aliens from another planet will confiscate
all our baseball equipment.
Tom: And what about Italian food? I really love
Italian food.
Glenn: It's true. It's really true.
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Tom: And what about the Democratic primaries?
Glenn: No doubt about it. It's either them or us.
Tom: Have you seen Moscow On TJie Hudson?
Glenn: No, I haven't.
Tom: Neither have I.
Glenn: So, what kind of impact do you feel
Feuerbach made on contemporary art?
Tom: Minimal at best.
Glenn: I think it lends new credence to the phrase
"A penny saved is a penny earned."
Tom: Ha Ha Ha.
Glenn: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Tom: Let's talk about the domestic auto industry.
I hear Chrysler is making record profits. Is that good
or bad?
Glenn: It's very good.
Tom: Why, Glenn?
Glenn: Because that means that stockholders are
going to be rolling in the dough, and that's good for
all of us.
Tom: I know I want a new TV.
Glenn: I want a cat.
Tom: I drove down the street the other day and
saw many new cars.
Glenn: Now comes the part of the program I like
best where we become real people and talk about
ourselves. For example, "What did you do over
spring break, Tom?"
Tom: You don't want to know.
Glenn: Yes I do. I really really do. Really.
Tom: 111 tell you what I did. While some of these
folks were soaking up the sun at Padre Island, I was
sitting at home in Omaha, Nebraska. With a strep
infection and a temperature of 105. For the last
three years, I've spent my spring break in Omaha,
Nebraska. I'm not bitter, though.
Glenn: You want to know what I did?
Tom: No.
Glenn: I too was in Omaha but fortunately I was
healthy and able to take advantage of the many
attractions Omaha has to offer. I went to Club 89
one night and saw a neat band called Dave Major
and the Minors. They were real good. Another night
I saw the movie Police Academy. It was real funny.
Tom:
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Glenn: Well, this certainly puts a damper on
things. I guess it's time to cook the goose, as the
expression goes.
(A collection of hand puppets appears).
Head puppet: We're sorry, but it's time to go. We
hope you have enjoyed our show. Come again
another day, when we can play and play and play..
Bye!
: I'm going to go gargle salt water now. (Pulls
lass of salt water and begins gargling).
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