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, EXPIRES MAY 13, 1984
Las week, presidential candidate Celeste, her
fimisemates,hcrcampaignmanag(randlier friends
were giving a dinner party for President Reagan
and his lady fair. Tfiis week, the party continues.
The dinner was rapidly reaching its climax when
an unexpected intrusion occurred. It came in the
form of several Puppies (i.e. Poor Unprofessional
People) whom Celeste had collected among her
followers.
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Ronnie and Nancy, seeing the raffed crew, pre
tended to ignore them. A certain Edwin Mecse, who
had been invited by the guests of, honor, belched
loudly and proclaimed:
There go some of the falsely needy IVe been
telling you about, Mr. President. Waiter, more soup,
if you please."
"Yes, well, if they are that way, I'm sure it's only by
choice," Reagan murmured, cutting into his second
filet mignon. Nancy smiled weakly and brushed the
crumbs of Quiche Lorraine from her lips.
"Ronald, you are a genius "she said, "and an inspi
ration to all American husbands." She looked around
the table at the men. Harley, Otis and Addison,
bachelors all, stoically continued eating. Celeste, an
unwed mother, merely poured herself a glass of
brandy. . ' . ,
The puppies, spotting their favorite candidate,
made for the table.
"Celeste!" cried one. "May we have your autograph?"
"You can do better than that," she assured them.
"Sit down and have a drink!"
Ronald and Nancy exchanged dismayed glances.
Otis, Harley, Addison and Antoinette looked relieved.
The five or six Puppies, with a flourish of unwashed
denim, seated themselves and cdbd for beer. They
then proceeded to bicker anion.? themselves about
who should pay for it, until Antoinette settled the
question and paid for it out of her own ample purse.
"It's on the house, my dears," she s::Ui.
"Gee, thanks, Toni," another one said. The Pup
pics, it should be noted, were a group of potentially
powerful young people. Since most were liberal arts
students who were neither qualified for nor trying
to get jobs, they had plenty of time far campaigning.
Celeste, herself a student at the rge of 45, had
become their role model.
The Puppies rejected Recgan, not because of his
political affiliation, but because he believed in hard
work. Work was something the Puppies avoided
with a studiousness w hich was curiously absent in
their college courses.
They disapproved ofMondale because he was bor
ing, Jackson because of his Baptist upbringing and
Glenn because he was too "spaced-cut"
They liked Celeste because she drank cheap beer.
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Saturday, from 10 a.m. to noon, KZUI.I (89.5 and
99.3) will feature poetry written by Native Ameri
cans. In addition, Woisha Cloud-North ofUNL's eth
nic studies department and Lilly Shangruex of the
Lincoln Indian Center will share their thoughts
about native American poetry.
On Ciinip "3
Just Remember My Name, a play by Kim Hines,
looks at the impact of feminism and racism. The
play is set in a women's studies class. It will show
Saturday in the Centennial Room of the Nebraska
Union, 1400 R St. Admission is $2 for students, $3 for
the general public. Tickets are available at the north
desk in the union and at the door.
At the Sheldon
Robert Altman's StrcamcrswilX play throughout
the weekend at the Film Theatre. Screenings are at 7
and 9:15 p.m., with 3 p.m. matinees Saturday and
Sunday. Admission is $3.
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