Tuesday, March 6, 1934 Pago 4 Daily Nebraskan O (tH n n H H rrii "nmi at?1 r AQyjKT TiTidDTf inn ?5 ' V.V w-i. v y rJ I o o . tiCLiitooaL- MapMau&J n W S- l" .. - - 11 - - ' - - - - 1 1 A debate Thursday featured vague rhetoric, flighty language, and unkeep able promises. It wasn't the Democratic candidates for president, but a group of UNL stu dents mimicking them. , Three panelists, including me, asked the six presidential hopefuls questions admittedly vague ones because each candidate was allowed two min utes to respond. I did consider asking all the candidates if they, like the Don Ho party, would shoot a pineapple if no one voted for them. I never did find out. When the questions were vague, the candidates had no problem respond ing in kind. When the audience later asked specific questions, the hedging began. Each group has plans they intend to carry out through some mys terious might of ASUN. What follows is my impression of each candidate. Kevin Goldstein, US presidential cand idate, promises increased student in volvement with ASUN through im proved lines of communication with the UNL campus. A bi-weekly update sheet, he said, would make ASUN more visible to students. Unfortunately, as is apparent by the infmitisimal voter turnout, very few people care about ASUN. I don't think anyone would read a bi-weekly report. I did, however, agree with his assess ment of ASUN working best as a ser vice organization rather than a politi cal one. ASUN can accomplish things like student legal services and a typing center. Ideally ASUN should have a vote on the Board of Regents. The school is for our benefit, we should have some power. Que sera sera Goldstein will make a wonderful pol itician. He talks fast and uses lots of catch phrases. If I was giving odds, I'd take Goldstien 3 to 5. Political savvy is the watchword here. Mark Scudder, of the Aim party, doesn't have the polished rhetoric it takes to win. A member of the aud ience asked if he was the actor who played Niedermeyer in Animal House. Niedermeyer was the overzealous ROTC frat boy. It's a stigma that may kill him politically. Unite presidential candidate Mike Geiger also had considerable control of political mumbo-jumbo, but still took a back seat to the spunky, sea soned Goldstein. He will have to come much what ASUN docs. Hence, Fashin will probably fall by the wayside. Burke did have a nice suit. To summarize my impression of this year's "serious" candidates: Dull. Dull also is descriptive of this year's joke parties. The Don Ho party came out with some good material. The plan to put T TXTT sn : I tut- ... uiu vmujjua hi it uuuoie ana the Salvadorans rewarded for human rights with baseball and burgers The United States has been criticized, and justifi ably so, for the human rights abuses of the govern ment in El Salvador. How, opponents of American policy there ask, can a staunch supporter of free dom and equality support a government that con demns the majority of its population to peasantry? And how can this North American pillar of peace give weapons to a ruling class that murders any of its subjects who question its right to own their land and labor? r Christopher Burbach The contradictions inherent in the United States' Central American policy seem to have finally wrig gled their way into what some may call the narrow minds of Reagan administration officials. Those venerable statesmen have devised a pro gram which is destined to negate contradictions and quiet critics by erasing human rights' abuses in El Salvador. And we won't even have to talk to those nasty gorillas. The program is brilliant. El Salvador will, in no time, be a peaceful bastion of liberty and equality. The country will be to the Southern Hemisphere what the United States is to the North. No, it's not land reform, or free elections, or serious negotiations; anything like that would be construed as concessions to those usurping Marxist peasant thugs. Nor does the program decrease the flow of American munitions to El Salvador. It even allows the United States to retain a firm grasp on the destiny of our little neighbor to the south. The program, in effect even now, instructs Sal vadoran army recruits in the ways of civilized peo ple. Even as they are trained to do battle for their masters, those noble young men learn to respect human rights. One might well think of them as knights, men of swords and letters. "Always save a damsel in distress," they are told, and, "Give your prisoners plenty of bread and water." As soon as the young males from inner cities and poor rural areas are knighted, they are taught the "spirit of the bayonet." Once entrenched as martial apprentice, the boys are taught to read French and English. Then they ponder the works of Paine, Vol taire and Dale Carnegie. They learn to kill only people who are not on their side. They boycott Soviet wares, donate blood and exert peer pressure on those naughty members of right-wing death squads. "If somebody asks you if you wanta' shoot a nun, just say no. It's easy." Each month, a different soldier is named "Human Righter of the Month." The award includes a paid round-trip to McDonalds restaurant in Houston, Texas, a musical score to the Pledge of Allegiance and a season ticket to Chicago White Sox games. One can only stand mouth agape and wonder at the ingenuity of American foreign policy makers, wherever they are. They have, once and for all, proven their dedication to human rights and then disgust for those who violate civil and moral codes. Most astounding, however, is the fact that all this hss been accomplished without compromising Ameri can interests, whatever those are. ' up with something outstanding some thing to catch the interest of the voters idea of honoring Don Ho brought a ifheistowin.Heseemedtoemphas- smile to one's lips. But presidential ize the policies of the current ASUN hopefulJohn Manchester wasnt strong administration. ASUN s work over the in spontaneous humor. Still, Don Ho last year is nothing to criticize. Legal my personal favorite, services arc now in sight and we have The Roo party has been hurting for the library on football Saturdays, but comic material from the word go. John uazuka, presidential candidate dress ed in remedy new-wave garb, looked as if he misht produce a few good laughs. Instead he ellicted several un comfortable silences. Again, ASUN elections are poDular- raskan reporter covering the debate ity contests. Again, we have a limited summed it up when she said the stu- selection. dents would probably like Fashin to Again, I'm not going to vote. disband. Voters simply don't care very Chris Wclsch come election time, vvno win re member? Tim Burke, Fashin presidential can didate, said his party wants to do what the students want them to do. He didn't say much else. The Daily Neb- n 1.1 . 1 'v A: 1 ! ..1 )y ' -v . -..n ----. , IfV 'if '1964 V. Li' ?i OHe Iecal pam and earlier' viability help muddle 'abortion dilemma For over a decade now, IVe seen the abortion controversy keep political opponents frozen at their poles of opinion. Neither side has been eager to publicly discuss the full moral dilemma of an un wanted pregnancy. The anti-abortion people have downplayed the crisis experienced by a woman who is pregnant when she doesn't want to be. It is easier to describe her plight as a temporary inconvenience. The pro abortion people have avoided discussing the fetus. It is easier to talk about the termination of preg nancy. V v . "" - " "' - - i t Ellen 1 " -' Goodman A few weeks ago, I fell into that trap when I dis missed the president's statement that an aborted fetus feels pain. His phrase was far too sweeping. In the early stages of development, a fetus has the automatic response of a plant or an amoeba. But my response was far too casual. At some mid-point in pregnancy, a fetus undoubtedly experiences what anyone would fairly describe as pain. The argument about "pain" is not an unimportant one because it takes place at the center of the abor tion dilemma. Today, the combat zone for our moral ambivalence is that period smack in the middle of pregnancy when pain and, increasingly, survival becomes possible. , .. Just eleven years ago, when the Supreme Court legalized abortion, the justices said the state had a legal interest in the fetus only when it was "viable" when it could survive outside the womb with or without artifical aid. They set that date at 28 weeks. Even then, "viability" was less a moral term than a technological one. But technology changed, gradu ally and crucially. In 1973, only halfthosc born at 28 weeks survived. Today the odds are much longer. It is even possible for a fetus born at 22 weeks to survive. . - , The morally critical fact is that we can save the life of a baby who can be legally aborted. This collision occurs very rarely. In 1030, only 10 percent of the 1.6 million women choosing abortion were more than 21 weeks pregnant. Many hospitals have pushed back the cutoff date to 20 weeks. t The number of live births resulting from late abor tions is miniscule. Yet they loom large in our ethical structure, and they should. As Dr. Thomas Murray at the Hastings Center for life ethics says, "We knew.; years ago that when people realized that we can save the lives of babies who can be legally aborted, it was all going to hit the fan. We have to preserve our sense that we are not doing things too morally contradictory." That preservation is already evident. Fur fewer ' women have late abortions today than in 1973. The conundrum is that these late abortions are primar lly performed on teen-agers who find it hardest to ! cope wh the reality of pregnancy or, surely, moth erhood. .They .are also chosen by women carrying f-ji med fetHSes because most nnetic testing must . still be done in the second trimester. C c 1 n u c -.1 en 5