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Television :
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kind of. Although the official opening ceremonies
are Wednesday night, the U.S. and Canadian hockey
teams will square off, beginning 7 p.m. on Channel 7.
ABC the network televising the quadrennial
sports competition also is featuring previews of
upcoming events, 3 we'll as two new song3 written
and performed by John Denver. Whether Denver
will perforin .Take l ie Home, Sarajevo Roads" or
"Thank God I'm a JuoslavBoy" was unknown at press
American Playhousevnll feature Nothing But a
Man, a fJrn by Michael Roemer, depicting life in the
secreated South. Abbey Lincoln and Yaphet Kotto
star. It's scheduled to air 9 p.m. on Channel 12.
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A Propos deNice, a 1930 French film directed
by Jean Vio, will be screened in the Film Theatre at
3:30, 7 and 9 p.m. Admission is by donation.
Graduate student Karen McMorris will give a
flute recital beginning 3:30 p.m. There is no admis
sion charge.
A jazz trio comprised of three faculty members
also will appear at Kimball today. The Calvert Street
Trio is comprised of Brian Mann (piano), Albert
Rometo (drums and vibraphone) and Russell White
(bass). The trio will perform "Concerto for Calvert,"
a piece written by another faculty member, Randall
White, as well as two Kurt Weill compositions sung
by associate professor Donna Harler. The show beg
ins at 8 p.m. There is no admission charge.
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There will be a benefit for the Nebraska Coali
tion of Women tonight at the Zoo Bar, 136 N. 14th St.
Performers include T. Marni Vos, The Alligator
Swir.g Band, Kathy Tejcka, Linda Schaaf and Rebecca
Chance. A donation is requested.
Quite a night for jazz fans. Not only is the Cal
vert Street Trio at Kimball, but the Neoclassic Jazz
Orchestra will be appearing at Pius X High School,
6000 A St. The program will feature, compositions by
Count Basie. Admission is $6. The show begins at
7:30 p.m. . :- ..- .
TLsJcycfFi" Out
Werner Eocla (1.C 3)
Do you lust for M & M's, french fries, ice cream,
pasta, pastries, and potato chips? Do you ever have
a secret craving to devour an entire deluxe pizza at 2
am., steal the last Twinkie, or empty the cookie jar
in one sitting?
Do you have the insatiable desire to consume as
much as you want of everything that is devoid of
Book
Review
nutritional value? If so, you will take delight in read
. ing The Joy of Pigging Out by David Hoffman.
The cover claims the book is designed "for those
who, if given the choice between sex and a pound of
chocolate chip cookies, would have to think twice
before answering ..."
If you fall anywhere in that category, this book is
for you. Hoffman establishes pigging out as an art.
He discusses the limitless potential and endless pos
sibilities for gluttonous, satisfying pigging.
The word explores in-depth pigging and fattening
facts in five parts: "A History of Pigging Out," "How to
Pig Out," "Where to Pig Out," "Who Pigs Out," and "We
Can't Go On Eating Like This."
The Joy of Pigging Out is extremely humorous,
expecially if you're interested in excess.
The six basic food groups, (Six easy Fs): fast,
frozen, fresh, finest, foreign and familiar are a must
for healthy piggers.
"Rules For Pigging Etiquette," concerning how to
pig, include:
1) If God had meant man to use a knife and a
fork, he wouldn't have given him fingers.
2) If you don't pick, wolf.
3) Try to pig in a standing position. (Calories
don't count unless you are seated, watching TV, or in
bed.)
4) No food i3 bad cold.
5) Never trust a blue food.
If pigging seems to put pounds around your
waistnever fear the "Pigger's 21 Day Diet" is also
included here.
Each day's menu includes a 1,000-calorie daily
intake consisting of a specified amount of pigging on
a specific food. For example, the diet begins like this:
"Day 1: Seven Twinkics, Day 2: 235 M & M's (plain),
Day 3: 83 Animal Crackers, Day 4: one-half package
raw Pillsbury chocolate-chip cookie dough."
I suspect this book may lead to the formation of
"Society of Joyful Piggers." Their Piggers' Creed
could be "Nothing Succeeds like Excess."
It's about time someone wrote a hefty manual in
support of America's piggers. Those who love to eat,
or precariously pig out every once in a while, will
take refuge and reassurance in Hoffman's work
stuffed with good humor.
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menon called "Beatle-
mania" is being staged
here this week.
Twenty years ao, on
February 7, lC34,theBeot
les John Lennon, Paul
McCartney, George Har
rison and Rinso Starr
bean their first U.S. tour
in New York City.
Six days later they
came to Miami Beach to
tape a segment for TJie
Ed Sullivan S!iowznd
liked the place so much
they stayed for a week's
vacation, dodr.3 scream
ing fans everywhere they
went.
They were a delight
and it was an experience
111 remember forever'says
Buddy Dresner, retired
Miami Beach police of
ficer who was in charge
of security for the "Fab
four."
Beatles Expo, a six-day
celebration, begins Tues
day in the huge Omni
international shopping
mall here. '
Dozens of booths have
been set up at which Bea
tles fans including, no
doubt, many who were
' not even .born 20 years
ago can buy, sell or
trade memorabilia like
old records, out-cf print ', j
publications, posters, ?
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