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Friday, May 6, 1966
Annual
GuiltyRaid
Discloses
Ugliness
Not Innocent, but Guilty
was the decision of Chancel
lor Cliff Hanger Thursday as
he called off all Ivy Day activ
ities for Saturday.
Following a raid of the
Guelty's office, Hangar said
that no member was Innocent
of the offense.
He described the situation
Inside those sacred walls as
one of distaste, embarrasse
ment and ugliness.
Several members cited in
cluded Skit Sortof, Frank
Arch, Larri Frantic, John
What's His Name, Buss Mad
dening and John Lickastone.
All Sortof could say was,
"Well, I gave up everything
this year and refused to do
anything what else could I
do."
Arch noted that once
"You're a bad guy and a dirty
old man, it's hard to quit."
Frantic could only say,
"Well, I never did like agri
culture and this is my way of
showing it."
Lickastone held Madden
ing's hand while Maddening
said, "Well philosophically
speaking I really didn't do
anything but I thought about
it a lot."
Hanger also reported that
all candidates being consid
ered for the Guilty position
Saturday would be investi
gated as to their aims with
this "horrible project."
The list subpoenaed of
Saturday tacklings included
many names Bill Hamsire,
Jim Kanyoun, F.C. Scream,
Jay Letgo, Bob Milligram,
Gary Nosin, Larri Joinsin and
others.
Contacted by the Daily Pink
each candidate pleaded, "In
nocent,,. Innocent, Innocent,
Innocent."
Hanger also reported that
the Guilty ones' mates alias
the Pick Dots were being in
vestigated. The mates' representative,
Babe Beckin could only say
that no one would know until
her and Jim Innocent De
Mush's book came out. (Even
their friends don't know their
relationship.)
Hanger took many hours
describing the things the
Guilty's had done he illus
trated each point for several
hours. The description was
vivid, detailed and meaning
ful. He continually illustrated
the points and most of his
statements could be summed
up in the plea, "only if the
Gulty's would stop, only if
everyone would stop, only if
meanwhile back at the Uni
versity another faculty mem
ber would stop resigning."
Men Need Curfews;
Will Get Campuses
Chancellor Cliff Hanger an
nounced Thursday that "in or
der to protect the reputation
of this University even
though it soon may be with
out faculty unless they stop
resigning the Board of Re
jects has decided to use its
power of in loco parentis and
organize an Association of
Men Students."
Hanger continued that Pat
Hedgehibbs (first cousin to
both Dam HeJgehogg and Fan
Inbibes) would be temporar
ily appointed AMS president.
In an interview with the
Pink Eye, Hedgehibbs admit
ted, "I always thought that
in loco parentis had to do with
crazy parents but if Cliffie
and G. Bobby (dean of student
affairs) want me to help I will
do all I can to serve ... de
merits and campuses and calls
to court."
"Maybe we can do some
thing about this exodus from
the classrooms," he contin
ued," by campusing all t h e
faculty for a full year."
Hedgehibbs explained that
the AMS program would in
clude two areas service and
Judicial.
"We haven't figured out
what we can do for program
ming or service," he said,
"but we're sure it will be
broadening and beneficial."
The judicial area will entail
anger Tells Guilty's
THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE ... the University's biggest problem rests on their heads,
Guilty's tried to flee the campus in a plane from the Beta's front
'A Real Break? . . .
D
eferments To
All student draft deferments
for Nebraska residents will be
revoked as of Friday, accord
ing to Col. Frank Brake of
the Nebraska not-too Selective
Service.
In making the announce
ment of the unexpected move,
Brake said that at least 48
other states are expected to
follow suit within the next few
days. "President Lyle Jon
ston," Brake sajd, "is giving
you students a real break, let
ting you get your service re
quirements over now so that
you can all go to school on the
G.I. Bill."
After all, Brake said, why
should students stay here
when "meanwhile back at the
University another faculty
member was resigning."
"Of course we do expect
some adverse reaction from
the students," Brake said,
"but we feel the protests will
be minimal. For example, re
action to an announced tui
tion increase at the Universi
ty was limited to two groups."
Induction of Nebraska col
lege students is expected to
begin within the next two
establishing some rules, he
added.
Some of these rules will in
clude: Hours for freshmen men
on week nights will be 10:15
p.m. if they are dating girls
with 10 p.m. hours and 10:45
p.m. if their girls have 11 p.m.
hours. Sophomore and junior
men will have 11:15 hours and
senior men may have keys (if
their mothers write letters of
approval.)
"This Is a fair system,"
Hedgehibbs maintained, "be
cause the boys can take their
dates home and then go home
to sleep or study. We have a
responsibility to them and
their families and must uphold
it to the utmost."
Hours on week-ends will be
1:30 p.m.
Campuses will be given for
infractions of these rules.
"Remember It is our respon
sibility," Hedgehibbs stressed,
as meanwhile back at the Uni
versity another faculty mem
ber resigned.
Hedgehibbs stated that per
haps a senior keys system
might be worked out except
for certain administrative dif
ficulties. "For Instance, if only seni
ors had keys girls wouldn't
want to date any younger men
Cont. onPg. 3, Col. 4
Ivy Day
weeks, temporary supplemen
tal training camps are being
set up across the country to
handle an overflow of re
cruits. Brake said about 100
per cent of the recruits will
be designated for duty in Viet
Nam.
Immediate reaction among
campus leaders varied. "It
certainly is a beautiful day,"
Dam Hedgehog, AWS presi
dent, noted.
ANUS President Terri Shaft
angrily declared, "I plan to
reserve a room in the Union
so that students can come to
me and discuss their feelings
on the matter."
Steve Church, ANUS sena
tor, declared "This is against
the student Bill of Rights,
let's hold an open conven
tion." "My enrollment predic-
Builders,
Hellpan
To Merge
A merger was announced
Thursday between two of the
oldest University organiza
tions. Builders and Hellpan issued
a joint statement from their
presidents, Jim Canyon and
Enema Summerer announcing
that "in order to further the
best interests of our college
community, we feel that our
two groups should unite to
accomplish even greater
things than we have in the
past."
Their anouncement was
greeted with indifference on
campus as meanwhile, anoth
er faculty member resigned.
Cin Drops Hours;
Cliff Disagrees;
Cin Now At NU
All women's rules were
banished at Kansas Universi
ty Thursday night and Chan
cellor Cliff Hanger ordered
Cin Hanger to come straight
home.
Miss Hanger, president of
All Women Stooges at KU,
banished the rules after her
father sent her a letter re
minding her to be in every
night by midnight.
"He can tell the women what
to do at Nebraska if he wants,
but he has no authority at
KU," she said.
Miss Hanger noted that her
father had been a little ugly
lately because "meanwhile
back at the University, an
other faculty member was re
signing . , ,"
The Doily Nebraskan
Cancelle
Be
tions," Floyd Hoover, regis
trar, cried.
Leading faculty members
were not available for com
ment on the announcement.
Six Rejects, Cliff
To Begin Teaching
Six members of the Board
of Rejects and Chancellor
Cliff Hanger resigned Thurs
day to take teaching positions
at the University.
The seven will begin teach
ing with the summer session.
"We expect to begin at t h e
lowest level and work our way
up by merit, just as any fac
ulty member, Reject P. N.
Greentree said.
"I feel I speak for all the
Rejects when I say we f e 1 1
this is the best way to solve
the teacher shortage," Board
President Clem Swingle said.
"We ought to draw more on
the resources of our own great
state in hiring teachers,"
Swingle concluded.
Swingle will take a post in
the Business College, Green
tree In the college of Medicine
and Hanger will be on the Ag
PLANS . . . for the Union's expansion are rather
confusing, but Mr. Benet and his able night
assistant Mr. Keith promise that the building will
be unique and draw many new faculty members
to the University.
Fate;
the crowd yelled, as tne
yard.
evoked
The Hysterical Department
receptionist explained that
most were busy writing let
ters of resignation and had
not heard the news.
ricultural College staff. Other
appointments will be an
nounced later.
The Board corporation sec
retary Joseph Slewfoot did
not resign with the others.
"Some one has to stay on,"
he said. New Rejects may be
elected, Slewfoot said.
He added that he feels a
better means of selection
would be to have prospective
candidates give five minute
talks before the Faculty Sen
ate and then let the resigning
faculty vote on the matter.
Hanger was reportedly out
of town, possibly on his way
to Turkey on foot, and was
not available for comment.
Meanwhile, back at the Uni
versity, seven additional fac
ulty announced resignations
as they heard of the appoint
ments of the . . .
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I Cornshocker On Pro; l
Pinkey Puts Up Bail j
I After Insight Search l
The Cornshocker staff has
been placed on social proba
tion following an all-night orgy
held at the home of the editor,
Babe Beckin.
University police, who
broke up the proceedings at
6 a.m., described the scene as
"lewd."
A Cornshocker staff mem
ber, Jim DeMush, was charge
with "resisting arrest at the
scene of the crime." He al
legedly struck a minion of the
law with a copy of the 1965
Cornshocker.
The entire staff was immed
iately placed on social proba
tion. University officials ex
pressed shock and dismay
concerning the students' be
havior. According to well-informed
sources, a student march will
be held soon to protest "im
morality" in student publica
tions. Members of the legislature
expressed unanimous disap
proval of the orgy. One pro
minent law-maker Indignantly
declared that the University
appropriation 'would be
"slashed in half" as a protest
to student excesses.
A campus police spokesman
hinted that the University may
be put under martial law.
"I'm sure the ROTC could be
used to maintain order," he
said.
The ever -defiant DeMush
was full of thunderbolts
against society, the law and
the administration.
"This is a crime against
humanity," he cried as he
posted bail. 'We did it in the
name or responsible journal
ism." DeMush explained that the
Cornshocker staff had en
gaged in their activity only to
gain a better insight into the
activities they recorded all
year for the Cornhusker.
Not all comment about the
Cornshocker staff's behavior
was bad. Members of the Pink
Eye staff put up bail for the
Columns
To Have
Music
Music will be piped to the
University columns beginning
Sunday night, according to the
new student welfare chairman
of ANUS.
Twiddle And-Dee, recently
appointed student wel
fare chairman, said that the
Union has music, so why
shouldn't the columns.
"The music should be where
the students are, and as their
representative, I think this is
the first thing which must be
done," she stressed.
"When I was elected," Miss
And-Dee said, "they chose me
'cause they knew I would un
derstand their real problems,
and this is the most import
ant." She noted that Nebraska
would have almost everything
if only the columns were more
musical.
Miss And-Dee led an argu
ment for approximately 68
minutes before agreeing that
besides piping In music, the
Can's shouldn't sing on the
steps twice a week.
Terri Shaft, ANUS head,
noted that it was senators
like this who really know the
school's problems, and what
difference does it really make
since, "meanwhile back at the
University, another faculty
member was resigning . . ."
2 Candidates Say
Pink Eye 'Unfair'
An unfair inch and para
graph count suit against the
Pink Eye was filed in the
Lancaster County Court by
Diane Slowith and Barb
Quiett Thursday.
Miss Slowith and Miss
Quiett, who had been candi
dates for president of a wom
en's police training society,
displayed inch by inch evi
dence. They both said that a fair
reporter would have made up
ideas for them so that their
accounts would have been as
long as the winning candi
dates. The Pink Eye's only com
ment was, "Meanwhile back
at the University another fac
ulty member was resigning."
Vol. 81, No. 105
rest of the Cornshocker staf
fers. A spokesman for the
Pinky explained. "Since our
offices are so close together,
we know about the pressures
and frustrations that have
been driving them all year.
We were only surprised that
this hasn't happened earlier."
Various members of the Uni
versity faculty attempted to
interpret the student's crimes.
A member of the faculty of
the School of Journalism de
clared, "They are just pro
ducts of their times."
Miss Beckin explained the
whole incident by walking
briskly out the door and yel
ling afterall, "Meanwhile back
at the University another fa
culty member was resigning
Raids
Replace
Games
In. an unprecedented rever
sal of its 1956 decision, the
University administration yes
terday cancelled the annual
Spring Day celebration in fa
vor of organized house raids
and inter-campus water fights.
Preliminary scrimmages
will start at 5 p.m. tonight for
the house raids, as the occu
pants of each housing unit
practice storming the walls of
neighboring establishments.
After the first eliminations,
all University women will
converge on the corner of 17th
and Vine streets for the march
on Bother Hall.
The password for entrance
into the men's dormitory will
be See How Orderly Rioteers
Terrify Students (SHORTS).
The coeds will then march
around Bother and Mabel
Halls seven times trumpeting
the password.
Said Dean of Women Heller
Snidely, "We are expecting a
statement by the Rejects to
crumble the walls of the two
buildings and help us in our
raid."
The men will also have a
chance to display their skill
at organized raiding later in
the evening as they begin
mass demonstrations outside
Women's Ridiculous Hall.
Rumor has it that Mrs.
Stinke, resident director of
WRH, has refused to join
the night's festivities and will
stand in the doorway of WRH,
barring entrance to all fun
seeking raiders.
Steep Hangoverford, an ad
mitted expert in such raiding
maneuvers, stated, "Stinke
shouldn't be much of a prob
lem to trained veterans such
as myself."
Perhaps the main event of
the whole evening will be the
inter-campus water fight. This
activity was developed to re
duce the tension between East
Campus and City Campus oc
cupants. According to Admin,
istration officials, the thera
peudic benefits will be consid
erable. Ken Baby is president of the
East Campus water army and
Stewed Highly from city cam
pus will temporarily switch
his allegiance from more spir
ited beverages to captain the
city campus water army.
Baby admitted that the West
campus army was numerical
ly superior, but noted that his
side has the element of sur
prise in their favor.
"Don't tell anyone, but we
are planning to release the
dairy herd along 16th street
as a diversionary tactic," said
Baby.
Baby won the coin toss and
has chosen the scene of battle
to be near the debris located
at 3601 Apple Street. Combat
outposts will be positioned
strategically at points between
Cont. on pg. 3, col. 2
Rush On Library
As Books Added
Love Library officials an
nounced today the addition of
69 volumes of Kama Sutra.
They denied reports that
the books had been ordered
by Administration and said
only that "We always try to
serve University studnnts and
the resigning faculty."
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