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. Fox's Facts
By Gale Pokorny
Psychologists may dis
agree on why Johnny can't
read or why he's a dolt and
the like, but there is one
thing upon which they all
agree wholeheartedly. John
ny is growing up too fast.
He is pushed unwillingly
and unprepared into an
adult world. This very fact
then proceeds to breed the
majority of his other prob
lems. The solution lies in
the preservation of some
of. Johnny's childhood games
and institutions. Some of the
things he liked to play at
when he was small should
be kept within his reach un
til he no longer needs them
and is ready to take his
place in the cold cruel
world.
The University of Nebras
ka realizes its position and
expertly fulfills its obliga
tions in this direction. If
Johnny comes to our cam
pus, he can find a continu
ation of his pigtail pulling
days by joining the MMTC,
the Mickey Mouse Training
Crops. Here he will find the
companionship of many
rosy-cheeked boys all of
whom have the same IQ.
Everything is like the good
old days when. Johnny
was back in the Cub Scouts.
When Johnny belongs to
MMTC, he doesn't have to
face the fierce competition
of the regular rat race. In
stead the competition is at a
much slower pace, a sort
of mouse race.
Xo longer will he lack se
curity because the other
boys have much sharper
clothes than he does. When
you're in MMTC, you all
wrear the same thing, an in
genious uniform, expertly
tailored so that everybody
who wears one will be out
of style.
No longer will Johnny feel
out of it when the other guys
Jrive to class in their ma
roon GTO's and red Mus
tangs. When you're a
MMTC jock, you all walk
and you walk a lot. In fact
the whole first semester of
MMTC is devoted to teach
ing the little mice how to
walk correctly. You form all
sorts of fan lines and col
umns and go to work on
your callouses. At the end of
the first semester, those
mice whose callouses have
reached a specific size are
all awarded gilded medals
and promoted. If Johnny has
tender skinned limbs as a
result of habitually shunning
from the hated rat race run
ning, he is sure to be hap
py in the MMTC program
because success will short
ly follow.
The Daily Nebraskan
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' But above all the other
duties carried out by the
MMTC to prolong Johnny's
childhood, one stands out as
being the most successful.
When Johnny was making
mud pies and reading
Boy's Life, he was never
plagued with the responsi
bility of making decisions.
His parents gave the orders
and Johnny carried them
out. The same thing exists
in MMTC. "Shine your
shoes, Get a haircut, Shine
your shoes, Fix your tie,
Shine your shoes" constant
ly fills Johnny's ears and he
has no choice but to obey.
He is filled with bliss.He
loves it.
He loves it because he
finds with not too much sur
prise, that the requirements
for remaining a real rough
and tough Mouse man aren't
really too hard. In fact al
most anyone can stay in the
club if comes to all the
meetings and remembers
to salute all the higher rank
ing Mice he happens to
meet.
But most of all, he ioves
it because it offers him ex
actly what he needs and
wants. Visions of grandeur
and power fill his mind
whenever he strolls into the
post office and sees the post
er on the wall proclaim
ing, "Uncle Mickey wants
YOU." Through shoe polish
ing, brass button polishing,
and other various kinds of
polishing, the dedicated
Mouse man can easily
achieve a high rank in the
Mouse Corps. At this point,
Johnny's subconscious de
sire to remain in his child
hood suJdenly vanishes and
he wants exactly what he
now has, a chance to tell
other lesser mice to, "Shine
your shoes, Fix your tie, '
Shine your shoes . . ."
CORKers
DeGaulle says our forces
should get out of the Do
minican Republic. We
should keep our meddle
some soldiers home until
the next time France needs
them.
Who says. Johnson is dis
couraging foreign travel?
We've got 14,00 troops in
Santo Domingo and 3500
more in Vietnam! ; -
rS WM
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Dear editor,
On behalf of the Publici
ty Committee of the Univer
sity Rodeo Association I
would like to thank the
Poster Office of the Nebras
ka Student Union and the
Daily Nebraskan for the ex
cellent cooperation we re
ceived from them through
out the. year and especially
the last few weeks before
our rodeo the 30th of April
and the 1st of May. The
past year our Rodeo Club
Meeting was announced at
least once in the Today's"
section (a public service
feature of the school paper).
All other sports were well
covered. During the last
week before the rodeo we
received absolutely no men
tion of the rodeo, either in
the sports section or even
in the coming events (an
other public service feature
of the paper).
I would like to remind the
editors of the paper that
rodeo is a sport, together
with football and baseball it
makes up the big three in
spectators sports. It is the
fastest growing spectator
sport in America and is the
only one of the three sports
that originated in America.
Many high schools are now
using this sport as part of
their program.
To All Sorority Members
I am writing in regard to the concern shown i by Pan
hellenic concerning the rush week activities of the Little
Sisters of Minerva. In Wednesday's Daily Nebraskan the
following statement was made, "The problem arises from
the fact that the Little Sisters are required to help m
pledging activities of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, and this
interferes with sorority rush."
If the above statement were true we would be obliged
to agree with the concern shown by Panhellenic. However,
I wish to correct the statement in one very important as
pect. The Little Sisters are not in any way "required"
to help in our rush program. We fully realize that rush
week is a very busy and important time for each of these
girls and their houses and we do not in any way wish to
interfere with their own rush. For this reason, we do not,
nor have we ever in any way "required" that our Little
Sisters aid in our rush. We do invite them to aid us when
there is no conflict with their own rush. Should any of the
girls or their house decide they cannot spare this time,
then this is acceptable.
The Little Sisters are a national auxiliary organization
of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. There are presently nearly 100
such groups throughout the United States. They are chosen
by both ourselves and the Little Sisters and are then
formally initiated into the group. They function with us
.throughout the year and are supported financially by our
fraternity. It is a group of which we are very proud, not
simply a rush week gimmick.
For these reasons we ask that Panhellenic consider
carefully any decision concerning any restrictions placed
on this organization. It is our feeling that any such restric
tions are unnecessary and that the prevailing situation in
each rusii week will control their activities to the satisfac
tion of all concerned.
Robert Wilbur
j . -..i. ... . .: . Pres. Sigma Alpha Epsilon
w hnirf with Arrow's Mr. Golf, the Decton wash
out a few at your Arrow retailer':
Thanks A Lot
Richard Scott and his of
fice were especially helpful
in promoting our rodeo. Aft
er reserving an inside ban
ner in the "Crib" two
months ago and giving the
union artist our ideas and
order three weeks before we
wanted the banner finished,
instead of the ten days re
quired, we were informed
that there just wasn't room
to put our banner up. We
were consoled though, the
union won't charge us for
the banner. They promised
us a poster on the bulletin
board instead. I hope it gets
up in time for next year's
rodeo. This lack of publici
ty not only hurt the attend
ence at our rodeo, it also
kept students from having
the opportunity of witness
ing an evening of fast mov
ing entertainment.
In the past the Rodeo
Club has been concerned
about the cooperation it has
received. Each year the sug
gestion of a "Bitch" letter
has been tabled because of
the fear among members
that we would lose what
little cooperation we had.
We now have nothing to
lose! Our club is interested
in better connections. We
have tried different things.
Our club represents most
of the Colleges in the Uni
versity and a large percent
age are from the "west"
campus, including myself,
and a large percentage grew
up in the city. Our contest
ants are required to main
tain a ,5.0 point grade av
erage compared to the 3.5
required for participating in
the other sports. We repre
sent the University in o u r
sport and we would like to
' remind the paper and the
manager's office of the
union which supposedly
represents the students, that
we would like their support.
We would not have any
complaints if everyone con
nected with the university
students was as cooperative
as Mrs. Miles. If everyone
had the helping spirit that
she does on our behalf this
would be a letter of praise.
Without the help of Mrs.
Miles and her interest in our
organization this club could
not function.
Unless we can get s u c h
support the Daily Nebras
kan cannot claim toYepre
sent the students of t h e
University of Nebraska.
James E. Friesen
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nology and the Armed Forces Institute of Technology.
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components. Here he answers some frequently-asked
questions about the place of college-trained men and
women in the VS. Air Force.)
Is Am f ane research reatt dvaaccd, conparad to
what ethers art doing? It certainly is. A a matter of
fact, much of the work being done rieht now in uni
versities and industry had iti beginnings in Air Force
research and development projects. After all, when
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in America's space progxam-you're working on the
frontiers of knowledge.
What areas do Ajr Force scientiMt got involved am?
Practically any you can name. Of course the principal
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individual projects explore an extremely wide range
of topics. "Side effects" of Air Force research arc
often as important, scientifically, as the main thrust
Hew important is the work a reccsrt gradusnc caa
expert to do? it's just as important and exciting as hit
own knowledge and skill can make it From my own
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doing vital, absorbing research. That's one of the
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What uoa-iL'ientific Jobs does the Air Force sifter?
Of course the Air Force has continuing need for
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By Frank Partsch
Last week we printed an
article on "It's the little
things you remember." It
was written for an audience
at the University of South
Carolina, and we would
like to add some Nebraska
memories to supplement the
article. .
We feel that it forgot to
mention the blaring of the
bells while your history
teacher is explaining his
grading system, the weekly
battle to get up in time to
make it to 10 o'clock mass
instead of admitting defeat
INSTANT SILENCE
For information write:
Academic Aids, Box 969
Berkeley, California
94701
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