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Student Council passed the pro
rosed "policy of limiting scholar
ship and classroom activity"
Wednesday by a vote of 14 to 134.
The meeting was held in the
University Stadium so that inter
ested students might hear the de
bate. Council members who were
jn favor of the program passed
candy kisses and jaw breakers.
Those who opposed the contro
versy had hired a band from
Omaha that played "Don't Take
Away Our Books," an original
song by William Kalamazoo.
The new policy for the limita
tion of scholarship and classroom
activity is entitled the Policy to
Prevent College Students From Be
ing Fatigued, Neurotic and Just
Too Tuckered Out.
Jack Rogers, president of Stu
dent Council, explained that a
point system would be used. Each
individual is allowed to have three
points. A person receives one
point for getting a 9 or 8 in a
course. If he gets three 8's, the
rest of his grades must be for
feited. The grade of 6 and 7 are
equal to one-half point each, with
a 5 and 4 rating one-quarter point
each. There are no points for
grades below 4.
Class Attendance
Besides grades, an individual re
ceives a point if he attends class
three-fourths of the time.
feel, Gail Katskee, secretary, said,
"that if one attends class with
any regularity, one is doing much
more work and spending much
more time than a person who does
not, therefore he should get a
point."
Rogers pointed out that this
campus is becoming an academic
institution with a few persons com
pletely dominating the field. He
added that thePolicy To Prevent
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Almost total war has broken out wreaking havoc by the bushel.
It's Spring, Boys!
Present theories of curbing riot
us living at the University include
the doctrine of "keep 'em busy,
ftft'em tired and wet'em down."
Wii &is in nund, the men above
are instituting the ideal psycho
logical cure for Spring fever. They
are chopping wood, which w31 pro
vide kindling, which will build big
fires, which will cook good pan
cakes, which will fill everybody's
tummies, which will make every
one bappy, which will stop riots,
which win help THE SPRING AC
TIVITY, '(which is still secret),
which wCl keep water where it is
supposed to be ali over everybody.
Pictured above are three unidenti
fied students keeping themselves
busy, and also very tired, before
they get themselves wetted down.
During vacation everything will be
lazy and easy, and they will re
turn to the campus next week ready
to settle down to "some good hard
study" if, if, if If they keep ad
vice such as was offered Thursday
morning. The advice: "In the
Spring everything comes to life
among the fraternities on the Uni
versity campus, according to re
ports from emergency IFC head
quarters on the third floor of Ellen
Smith Hall.
In a note scribbled on a sheet
of foolscap and attached to a vag
rant passenger pigeon, IFC Prexy
Bill Devries reported that "1 o n g
standing rivalry between various
interest groups in the fraternity
system has finally flared into full
flame, resulting in the armed
camps and bitter skirmishes that
are occurring even now in the bat
tle zones stretching from 16th and
to the Animal Husbandry Build
ing
"Timid Tom" Wayward. Sigma
Nu president, regretted the "need
less slaughter of thousands" but
felt the war was a good thing. "It
will take the place of the harmful
spring riots," he said.
Republic Almost Licked
Perhaps the biggest campaign of
the war was the massive attack
of the United Houses of R Street
on the Sixteenth Street People's
Republic. The Sixteenth Streeters,
hampered by the loss of the Sig
mas, at last reports were weak
ening, but have sent for reinforce
ments from Delta Upsilon and Del
ta Sigma Phi.
Acacia and Theta Chi have re-
College Students From Being Fa
tigued, Neurotic and Just Too
Tuckered Out helps to spread
things around.
The persons opposed to the poli
cy stated that it was up to the in
dividual if he wanted to become
fatigued, neurotic and just too
tuckered out. Marvin Stromer,
president of the Pure-In-Heart So
ciety, said that he knew many
happy students with an 8.5 aver
age. "Just think of that exquisite
precious moment when you peer
over the top of your 'History of
the Llama' to look at the clock,"
Stromer said.
Red Ink
"If a person does not study until
late in the night he will never ap
preciate this fragile moment,"
Stromer continued. "Too many
times a person just stares at a
clock, does nothing else but stare,
then this act becomes common
and vulger," he said.
Stromer then whipped out a book
by Edna St. South West and be
gan to quote long passages under
lined in red ink.
Rogers thumbed quickly through
his Roberts' Rules of Order to
find out what to do when some
one begins to quote long passages
underlined in red ink from a poet
ry book by Edna St. South West.
While Rogers slapped through
the table of contents, a member
who was in the opposition group
quietly gave Stromer a rabbit
punch. He slunk unobtrusively un
der the table and was not heard
from again during the meeting.
SC Approves Limit
On Animal
The Student Council voted Wed
nesday to limit the number of ac
tivities in which each animal in
the University can participate.
The new policy which goes into
effect immediately will limit each
animal to a one year term as
president of the respective animal
clubs, such as the U.A.A (United
Angus Association).- Under the
provisions an animal may serve
as a board member of only two
animal groups such as the United
Dairy Cows and the Brown Swiss
Boosters.
The new policy will affect the
cattle, hogs, and sheep in animal
husbandry, dairy animals in the
dairy department and chickens and
turkeys in the poultry department.
The Council passed by unanimous
vote an amendment to not include
worms or any of the bird species
because the group felt that these
animals were not under the direct
supervision of the University.
The Block and Bridle Spring
Show will be affected to some ex
tent by the new policy. The Coun
cil's action will forbid any animal
from entering the show more than
twice and winning grand champion
more than once.
Under the provisions of the new
action each University hen may
Latest reports from the battle portedly thrown in with the R Street
zones show four distinct campaigns j an- Kappa Sigs have been
emerging from the over-all war. keeping neutral, as they have been
too Dusy sieaiing ouucung mater
ials from FarmHouse and AGR.
Over the sounds of hand-to-hand
Counterattack
Alpha Gamma Rho, FarmHouse
and Alpha Gamma Sigma started
the fighting when a mixed band
Look at lilacs outside. Now you go ' of marauders of AGR's and AGS's
were beaten back almost to the Ag
on home, and come to life. But
a certain point and then watch
yourself. Bloom, but don't blos
som. "
Innocents Questioned
nre-rarers uui
Moral Virtue O
investigates
Men's Group
A3 investigation is being launched
concerning the innocence of the In
nocents Society, an organization for
server males who major in ballet
lancL-ig and pencil pushing.
The investigation is being coo
txzed by the Wednesday After
oooti F ire-Eaters club, formerly
k-xwn as the World Order of Table
Tappers. The Fire-Eaters recently
Int been delving into the consti
tjtms of less ambitious groups on
tbe campus to ascertain the faH
nre or success of the groups to
tH.2 their obligations.
The Fire-Eaters found several
liscrepencies in the institution
the innocent Innocents. When
the group was first organized at
the University in 1857, several pro
nriTj were placed tn the consti
txnja which are sot being carried
First, all Innocents were required
to u-iher their equine means of
Womobm to m special hitching
ck to be kept in perfect order
ty the Society. The Fire-Eaters
UfizA that the Innocents did not
fail to maintain the bitching
rack in perfect order, but they
faJad to maintain the bitching rack
b press interviews that their ideals
had been crushed and disillusioned.
The first indictment of the In
nocents was clouded later in the
day when the Fire-Eaters presi
dent and chairman of all investi
gations, who has been incognito
fighting at the corner of 16th and
R can be heard the sound of buzz
bombs directed from the SAM
house toward the ZBT's. Declin
ing to take part in the all-out R
Staff Worried
uation expressed a variety of opin
ions. One girl who was pinned to
an Innocent threw bis pin on the
floor, declaring that she was
throueh with "that four-flushiru?
wolf in ballet pracice leotard." i over 8n argument arising from an
"The effects of this discovery anonymous charge of cheating m
since the reorganization of Use ! mm be far reaching," Percy Par-1 - s
group, discovered that the prime j liamentary, chairman of pencil Sigma Row Raw
prerequisite for membership in the j sharpeners and an Innocent, said. J On city campus, fighting has be
society was an outward and con- "Fences are made of wood, which j come more bitter. The Sigma Row
stant exhibition of innocence and is a solid substance, Percy! Sigma Phi EpsOon, Sigma Nu
moral virtue. I Pavlovivitch, chief instructor at I and Sigma Alpha Epsflon has
Wiointr his eves and blowing bis j bar practice, ballet and otherwise, t broken out in white-hot intensity.
nose, the Fire-Eaters leader turned j said. j Heavy mortar fire from the Sig
to his henchmen crying out against Pavlovivitch, an Innocent and , Ep house to the SAE's has reduced
ballet major, has gained a campus ; the Sigma Nu house to mere rub
reputation for being noncommital. j bie.
However, he was reported to be Rangers from the Sigma Nu
rather green as be RTft the meeting ; bouse, sent out from the new Sig
and afterwards was passing out : ma Nu command post in the Kappa
applications for the French Foreign house, stormed the back of the
Legion to his fellow Innocents. iSig Ep house late Thursday night,
Activities Building where t b, e 1 16tn tiff the Sammies and the
AGS's split from the AGR's, deal- j Zebes are said to be bent on each
ing them a stunning blow in a ; other's total destruction.
counter-attack.
At the present time, each of the
three houses has been laying sup
plies and digging trenches in prep
aration for a long siege. Farm
House is currently concentrating f
on an artillery barrage on a re- i
mote AGS outpost in a storm sewer
off Holdrege Street.
Planes oearing AGR markings re
cently destroyed a FarmHouse am
munition dump, only to be shot
down by AGS guns situated on the
New House
Ag Sorority
To ra
5 The first agricultural social so
rority in the United States Alpha
Falfa will be established on Ag
campus, according to Catty Clover,
president of the organizing com
mittee. Announcement was made after
a closed-session gathering of 15 co
eds majoring in home economics.
Approval for the sorority was
cleared through the Senate sub
committee on un-University activi-
Daily Worker Buys 'Rag'
Bemuse Of Sallow Color
"a flagrant violation of the coosti
tution of Innocents.
He suggested that the members
the burning question simmer until
the morrow. He asked for a mo
tion for adjournment, but one mem
ber, a former resident of South
Carolina, was taking a course in
parliamentary procedure and called
for the question instead.
After 29 minutes of wrangling
over parliamentary procedure, the
of Rogers Rules of Order irom
the campus.
The president bad to be trans
ported borne by the local ambu-
lance unit. He collapsed at tne
Insufficient dye has necessitated
roof of the Ag Engineering Build- saIe Ra to the
ing. 'Daily Worker which felt that its
The fighting reportedly broke out heretofore independent ally news
paper did not display the proper
red hue.
Comrade .Jan Harrison Beal ex
plained that this move will not re
quire any change in the policies
of the Pink Rag.
"I hate to see it go but it was
gone anyway," Comrade Beal said.
With the exception of Comrade
editor, who is now under psychia
tric care in Lesser Evil, Siberia,
the rest of the Rag staff has been
until jobs worthy of the talents and
abilities of the staff can be found
for 14.758973157V4 cents an hour.
Smiling Sam Jensen is consid
ering employment sharpening red
pencils for Robert Knoll but is
presently waiting for confirmation
from Cominform of his appoint
ment to replace Bulganin.
Other staff members, lacking
Jensen's superior talents, have
been forced to accept more mun
dane ' employment. Roger Henkle,
ties and through Dean Frank M
Hallgren's office.
The hidden reason behind the
banded efforts for organization was
apparently to proclaim not only
to Nebraskans, but to the entire
country, that while Nebraska is of
ficially "the beef state" it is also
significantly important in the pro
duction of alfalfa.
Press releases were sent to the
President of the United States and
to the USSR (Union of Spinach
growers, Skirt-sowers and Rye-
sewers.) The New York Rymes
heralded Alpha Falfa as the "great
est advancement of human free
doms of the farm-minded female
since the mechanical potato
peeler." Miss Clover announced that Al
pha Falfa will begin April 1 the
construction of their arch-domed
seven-story penthouse to overlook
the Dairy Barns. A clause in the
accepted constitution of Alpha
Falfa provides that each day a
blossoming alfalfa plant 10 feet tall
be placed in a two-inch rostrum
atop the skyscraping edifice.
"It might not seem unusual to
note," Miss Clover said, "that
all 15 founding members are from
either Cozad,' Gothenburg or Val
ley." Rumors have been circulating
around Ag campus that certain
president of General Motors, savs
that he hopes that something bet- j factions have been disturbed oyer
Men In Hiding?
regulation.
The decorations committee is
planning on decorating the stage
with green ivy, Hitberger said.
Laughingly be added, "I've put
botony majors on the committee
this year, so I'm sure there H be
no mistaken identity in plants as
there was last year."
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of extreme shock and announced j Members commenting on the sit-
Annual Ivy Day Sing, Fishfry
Committee Announces Date
The aanusl Ivy Day Sing and
Tawdry will be held July IS, an
iwiineed Glen Eitberger, chairman
tie Where to Hold the Ivy Day
and Fishfry Committee. "This
it Use only date we could find that
ould not conflict with soraet&ng
le." be explained. ,
K.tberger said that the regula
tsrs for the Sing and Fishfry are
s follows: all pieces must be by
k v n composer such as Handel,
Mozart or Dave Barbour; all sing-i-'ig
groups must not exceed SO;
" pieces must be songs of as
LVtic value. This clause was added
eliminate songs such as "I Got
Tears in My Ears From Crying
Lying Down.
Realistic props are prohibited.
Last year a group used a goat to
g-ve atmosphere to their son "Old
KacDonald Had a Farm." The goat
fs2ed to comply with the regula
tion to stay on the platform while
performing and wandered through
the audience licking bald beads
nd munching on small girl's pig
tail. The group did not win.
The song can not be sung com
pletely ia unison, Frank S. Piitear
drum, judge, insisted on this one
ECinsey To interview
NU Male Population
The arrival of Dr. Alfred C. Kin-. Eligible Bachelor and the Typi-
sey next week to conduct a series CJj Nebraska Male
interviews of University men tor
his new book, "Behavior of the
Coffee Hoar
Bill Proposes New
Highway To Rcca
L.B. 6936 concerning the con
struction of a four-lane speedway
between Lincoia and Roca-was re
ferred Thursday to a committee
of the Nebraska Legislature.
The bill was Introduced by
Charles L. Lushwell, 65, a Univer
sity student. Lushwefl said be and
his younger contemporaries need
the speedway to facilitate the trip
to Roc a, one of the state's most
traveled roads.
The committee at present is in
vestigating the reason for the nu
merals Sunday afternoon expedi
tions to Roca. Committee mem
bers have beard of no cultural ad
vantages which would attract students.
Lushwell is fighting for his bill,
Stidenu who go to classes via Thursday be was reported to have
su-am lowers will meet during j been handing out free beer to win
vacaiion for an informal coffee votes. He staggered up and down
''T m the Love Library fourth ! the aisles of the legislative cham
"r, Marvin Bre&low, speech ! bers yelling "All roads lead to
announced. j Roca!"
led to the brink of desperation and - ter is in sight or else "I fear the , the recent organization honoring
starvation by the loss of their jobs, t end is near." Nebraska s production of alialfa.
Angelogamen PreciUuous D a 1 y j Anyone desiring a choice assort-1 A group of male Ag majors are
(Frangrant Fred) explained what ment of used cigarette butts can ' proposing the organization of a so
this will mean statistically: j get them, for a price, from Kay cial entity known as the Beta Beta
pay? i Nosky who has set up business just Beta Beefers.
Us here, that's the copyread- nsid e doorway of Ellen Smith
ers, ya know, get paid, when Singer nau-
many rvuoirs
The Pub Board expressed con
cern over the plight of the other
unfortunates, but said that under
the circumstances there was no
choice. No mention was made of
PasSi
imes
lay, only two fgg, per day. Any
hert laying more than the allotted
sunt win be called before a special
committee made up of two Stu-
jtuTt' the Dean
of Student Affairs and officials in
the poultry husbandry department.
Each University-owned pig, re
gartiless of breed, who will ink
more than twice at the same
I tor, or will root more than two
muc puames over a period of 23
hours, 50 minutes, and 59 seconds
will have all privileges taken away
from him for a week.
One Council member who pre
ferred not to have his name men
tioned said that the odd time was
placed on the rooting period ta
make the hogs able to part;-;
in the old tradition of mal wad
dling without endanger--. tek
ture in activities.
The president of the CosacJ
commented that the purpose of tt
new activity move was to limit
activities of each animal so si tv
allow more animals to participsls.1,
Some of the animals are befcj,'
overloaded in their activities.
He added that even though sore
animals will lose weight and loss
vigor, the weaker members of the
family such as the rant ptg" will
be able to participate.
One Student Council member pu
it this way: "There is enough ani
mal talent in the various depart
meiits at the University to merit
such a move." He felt that no ac
tivity participated in by any of
the animals involved would be
limited beyond the extent that the
animals, despite the number of ac
tivities held, would still be al
lowed to breath air.
inmates
Ml Need
ermits
Asfflouncement of a new pinning
polry has come from Dean of
VT;3en Mar jorum Johansen. Any
r f planning to get pinned must
. 3 for Form Number 70B5643
; : 'plicate and Blue Form 534
T. T in quadruplicate.
: tslotsally these farms ir
aT-ibl to EHw ATffisJL."-
A3 applicants tonst sko &av a
bkxd test and physical ex&ffiiaa
tioa at least a week before the
pining. Women should report to
Stutet Health for these examina
tior. Men will be taken cart of
personally at Ellen Smith.
Tia Dean requested that each ap
puct.i be ready to present the fol
lows information and identifica
tion: last semester's ED card, birth
certificate (this, the Dean ex
plained, is to prevent phonies), li
brary card from the Library of
CoKEress. ticket to the last Inter-
fraternity Ball, draft card, parole
release, an old Ec 11 test ana a
statement from any ex-pinmates
testifying as to the qualifications
of the applicant
This is just a matter of routine,
Desa Johansen explained, and
should not cause any decline in
the number of pinnings. As evi
dence she fiashed her newly ac
quired Beta pin and grinned hap-
pi!y-
is in a good mood, $35 a month,
which buys a lot of beer, and that
ain't bay either. Figering we spend
7 hours a day, three days a week,
when we is sober, and time and a
half for overtime when we gets
what's 144 plus 2. . . these big
The girls said be was elected j This presents a insermontable,
rv,'V!7, v a!p " ha caused consid-! ecsase D wa the onlj male unsirmoutible, in-sermontable. . . .
erable feeling among coeds. j enrolled in Teachers College and ! jt big problem. The transfer of
Dr. Kinsev. noted zoologist, will was the onlv man thev had ever ! the RaS cannot be completed
conduct interviews ta au maie Kea OB carnpus
scuaenis ana &u men arc ucu.g
lucky and have night news that the 160,000,000,001 rubles they re
comes out. . . let me see. . . .jceived for the deal.
7 times 2 is 12 and divide that i In commemoration of the last is
by 3 feet and that comes out. ... f sue of the Pink Rag and also in
On The Anti-Social Side
Spring Stumbles In
With 10 Un-Pinnings
accord with the spring fashion
trends this issue should have been
printed with a black border, but
Fashion Editor Mitchell held out
for chartruese with purple polka
dots.
required to attend.
Several coeds who have been
keeping a stiff upper lip commented
that the interviews will be the big
gest thing to hit the campus in
years. The interviews should also
prove to be interesting due to the
lack of dating on the campus, co
eds said.
Coeds presented a picture as one
of the underlying factors which
have caused dating to usappear.
They said that the. man was an
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AD the other men were enrolled
in Casey's 195, KeUey's 254 and
DB and G 302, a graduate. course.
No coed has ever entered the
sacred portals of these buildings;
consequently, no coed has ever
seen the University male popula
tion, although the Registrar (fe
male) swore, to a protest commit
tee (female) that some 5000 males
were enrolled.
The women added that they were
eagerly awaiting the arrival of Dr.
wjjKinsey. They believe that a por
I tion of the males will appear for
the interviews, which are being
. 1 1 held in Ellen Smith Hall.
4 i The site was selected after ex
1 i tensive lobbying by the AWS Po
litical Action Committee (female)
before the Student Council (fe
male). The Chancellor (f-jn.ale and
unmarried) gave her approval in
stantly, feeling the coeds should
at least be given a fighting chance.
The Dean of Student Affairs (fe
male) ordered Teachers College
closed for the day and said she
1 1 would attend the event in search
I s of older graduate students (male)
I i and faculty members (male),
j j Susan B. Nathony, president of
the Male Extermination League and
! campus radical, said her organ-
j ization would boycott the inter
f ' views. They feel that propagation
of the species is not worth the
trouble. ' 1
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Rehabilitation
Thrown abruptly out of work
by the quick sale of The Pink
Rag to the Daily Worker were
some 30 odd staff members, few
ii whom will be able to fiod po
siUons equjtl to their former jobs.
Shown above is a Rag dolly, us
ing her facile fingertips at a
Spinning Jenny row tsM her
nital U tri tvprw -d.
By SYBIL SLAOUAW
Social E4itr
(TeL 14C74)
The social whirl on the old NU campus reached a fever pitcb last
week as everyone went casually ape ever the coming of Spring and
the advent of the vernal equinox.
The unseasonable warm weather proved no damper to tiwiezi
spirits, as there were 23 pinnings,, 14 engagements, six elopements,
wedding in the first-floor hall of Burnett at 11 a.m. aod a prnmate
beating on the corner of 16th and S Street which brought a large crowd
of spectators and three tramplings of freshman English majors.
Brawls Everywhere
Parties, too, were everywhere, and happy couples could be seen
racing across lawns and vaulting hedges as they raced from one gay,
mad tea, reception or wienie roast to another.
Perhaps the biggest smash on campus was the gaia annual Dear
baiting and cole-slaw festival sponsored by NUCWA and AWS. Among
the couples attending were Floyd Krmjkw and Edna St. Vincent Mfflay,
Dean Johnston and J. Edgar Hoover, Max Shuhnan and Florence
Catapult and Maud Mojave and Sam J. N'orgle.
Delta Delta Delta, known in intimate circles as Tri-Delt. held their
annual John J. Pershing Honorary Tri-Delt Memorial Recognition
Dinner Dance and Bop Appreciation Concert in the Mauve Room of
the Flatiron Hotel in Omaha Thursdr. '
Seen at the occasion were s whole raft of gaily-bedecked Tri-Delts
and General Pershing, who joshingly said even though he had "one
foot in the grave," be was glad he could be present.
Fhi Phi Phi, national temperance society, held a "Anti-Alcohol
Rally" on the steps of the Union Thursday night. Speeches were given
by Carrie Nation Susan B. Anthony on "Liquor, Vice of Vices" and
"Me and My Hatchet.
Nobody came.
The Bi-Monthly Ball of the Friday Afternoon Chowder and March
ing Society, held at the intersection c.J 13th and R Streets, proved a
great success. Among the couples wfco stormed the Library and
razed Avery Lab were Sharon Kuntzfa-e.r and Alfred Wombat, Magnolia
Jones and R. Black Henkle and Gcr.e Christenson and his clipboard.
Last, but not least, was the Gin Flu and Clam Digging celebration
given by a group of friends for recently un-incarcerated T. IL Eelf
and Igor Gillopsie. ' '
Un-PinninQS
Ten un-pinnings were announced ti Thursday evening Qaarrel Cab
meetings. Among the broken attachment was that of Flip Kukris
and his beloved investigators.
H'ttch'mgs
Oriole G. Svensen and Ccn Sun.O.;. e were married by proxy.
Sam Catchem, groom of .V 'l Fi ' rs, fainted at the altar. ,
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