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('Alt H gmttt dltorial written by Arriealtaral Callm
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I want to commend Agricultural college stu
dents on the interest they are showing in the
campaign to "keep off the grass." Keeping off
the grass is a heritage on this campus. In the
early days, walking on the grass was sure to in
vite disciplinary measures from one's fellow stu
dents. At the beginning of each year, freshmen
learned about walking on the sidewalks instead
of the grass because there was talk on occasional
use of paddles on violators. New students soon
saw the point and it was no longer a question of
having to use the walks but of wanting to.
. A college campus is the show window through
which visitors and towns people observe the stu
dents and others who work there. It can give
both good and bad impressions. A campus that
has fine grass and landscaping and no litter of
papers about is a joy for everyone to behold. It
indicates that students have pride in themselves
as well as in their surroundings. On the other
hand, if there are unsightly paths marking the
shortest distance from classes to bus lines and
Friend or Foe? ...
Screech! Squack! Crash! Bam!
Please let's not go further.
This is not a warning to beware of the school
of music, to be sure. There's no denying, how
ever, that the sound effects above bear a direct
resemblance to it.
Think of the next most eligible prospect and
you have it. That's right the continuous con
glomeration of canned noises that comes from the
Crib.
With the machines "fixed" so as to provide free
entertainment, the incessant roar, having gained
unprecedented freedom, runs wild.
In the time it takes to walk down one aisle of
booths, it is possible to come out with something
like this: "Until-she had a dark and roving eye
the week's news in review-sometime-could be-in
the moon mist." How confused can one person
become?
Then too, it is always the favorite sport of the
joker across the aisle to try his skill at out
classing the other booths when it comes to the
"my machine-can-make-more-racket-than-yours-can"
contest. Indeed, it gets a little nerve-wracking
at times.
With every loyal cribster competing against
his brother each confined to the solitude of his
own little cubby-hole they force the Crib to take
on an icy atmosphere that did not prevail before
Up at 6:45 a.m. No class until 11, but you
ware a fool to post an office hours schedule.
S ne PBK wants to talk to you at eight.
Advising rfom 9 to 10 a.m. What a dull lad
fc must be. Any normal student should be able
t. arry 22 hours easily.
Advising: from 9 to 10 Jn. What a dull lad
F lish A, but maybe we can squeeze it into
h 12-hour schedule next semester.
'ass from 11 to 12 a.m. Let's see now, glasses,
te chalk, joke book, watch... (You won't be
f . oied again by that joker in the back of the
room who told you the Mueller tower was 20
minutes slow.)
Class from 12 noon to 1 p.m. Only those with
do torates have 12 o'clock lunch hours.
1:45 te 2 p.m. Just enough time to make up
your two o'clock's mid-term exam.
Class at 2 p.m. Wonder why the sudden surge
YWCA Announces Semester Activities
J? epresentative
What activities are on the
calendar of YWCA this semester?
A representative council has
been organized to inform all
women students of the activities
and special events of the YW dur
ing the year. The council is made
up of representatives appointed
from all organized houses, dorm
itories, independent organizations
end a representative of Lincoln
girls.
Contact
As a nucleus of YW the coun
cil keeps constant contact with
both members of YWCA and
xi o n-members. Representatives
take information of meetings and
activities back to the meetings of
their organizations. In this way
students are able to become
familiar with the programs ot
tered by the organization.
Publicity of the organization's
activities was previously handled
by a committee. The representa
tive council to contact women
students personally marks a new
development in the history of
YWCA on the University cam
pus. A newsletter, containing in
formation about the work of
commission groups and the or
ganization as a whole, will be
published periodically by the
council.
Plans are being made to con
tact students individually who are
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Council on Calendar
not members of YW through the
representative council.
To publicize special events on
the YW calendar, posters made
by the council will be displayed
in buildings and organized houses
on the campus.
Kecent Work
The most recent work of the
representative council has been
aiding in the development of
plans for all-membership gather
ings of the YW. The first all
membership meeting, which iff
open to all students interested, is
planned to be held March 7.
The work of commission groups
within YWCA is co-ordinated
through the representative coun
cil. Each representative is a
member of a particular commis
sion group. In the council meet
ing the work of the various com
missions is brought together, en
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know of the activities of the oth
ers. Activities of the council are
two fold. With the establish
ment of the representative coun
cil, the YW is able to keep in
constant contact with all women
students and is able to unify the
work of commission groups
within the organization.
Council Members.
Members of the new council
are: Howard hall, Lois Lawrence;
International house, Maybelle
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also a trail of candy papers, cigarette butts and
other debris, you can be quite sure that the stu
dents have little interest in the appearance of
The campus belongs to the people of the state
and we who use it are merely the custodians of
It is our responsibility to those
the College possible to see that
in the best possible manner. I
see the appearance of the campus
improved and at the same time I would like to
see that old 'esprit de corps' revived. With it
would come not only an interest in the visible
campus but in that general morale which is so
necessary to a dynamic student body.
We could provide police on the campus to take
the names of violators. The faculty might help
by admonishing students. But I think that if we
all take a personal interest in this project, it
won't be long until the matter will be under con
trol and all of the credit will be due the students.
You can be assured that administrative officials
are solidly behind the efforts to keep our campus
beautiful.
these individual "select-your-own" contraptions
were installed.
Indeed, there's been many a student who has
commented, "I wish they had that old jukebox
back in the Crib. The place just doesn't seem
like home without it."
That isn't the whole story. Maybe the old juke
box did stick once in awhile. Maybe it was tem
peramental at times. Just the same, it was in
strumental in creating a more friendly attitude
among Crib patrons. As it stands now, the cry is,
"Every man for himself!"
Maybe the latter way is the one that would draw
the popular vote. Fine all well and good. But,
if the "I can get something for nothing" idea
continues to dominate student thinking, the pres
ent record machine system should be ousted.
If the jukebox was re-installed, the corruption
now existing in the present set-up would be abol
ished. Students could again take on an air of
honesty instead of living in the shadow of their
guilt complexes. The Union would not lose money
as it is now. They would not be expending funds
needlessly to repair the present devices.
"Break tradition!" they always say. This re
version would not be violating their slogan. It
would merely be a move in favor of better inter
ests for everybody .-j.r.
of volunteer baby-sitters after you told that story
about Junior knowing the safe's combination?
Class at 3 p.m. Too bad you had to expel that
star athlete for cheating. You'd just begun to
like it here.
Office hours from 4 to 5 p.m. It's a shame to
load that reader down with all these papers, but
Junior's teacher just called and he's thrown an
other temper tantrum. If only you weren't a psy
chology teacher.
Dinner at p.m. You have to spend one-half
hour preparing tomorrow's lectures. And the
little woman thinks she has troubles.
Bridge at 7 p.m. When that math teacher got
married he concentrated on the wrong figure.
Down two doubled, vulnerable is not 2,000.
Asleep at 11 p.m. Got to change those office
hour schedules. Fifteen minutes a day with Jun
ior isn't enough. . .zzzzzzzz
Okawaki; Terrace hall, Mary
Lindholm; Rundell hall, Roberta
Carlson; Towne club, Mary Gil
more; Wilson hall, Betty Ann
Trostle; dorm, Gertrude Carry;
Marilyn HauseL Lincoln;
Alpha Chi Omega, Carol
Cherney; Alpha Omicron Pi,
Nancy Sanders; Alpha Phi, Dor
othy Elliott; Alpha Xi Delta,
Phyllis Chubbuck; Chi Omega,
Jane Glock; Delta Delta Delta,
Arlene Hewett; Delta Gamma,
Mildred Yeakley; Gamma Phi
Beta, Jean Smith; Kappa Alpha
Theta, Jean Thomas; Kappa
Delta, Carole DeWitt; Kappa
Kappa Gamma, Caroline Rothen
berger; Pi Beta Phi, Susie Te
well; Sigma Delta Tau, Sylvia
Krasne; Sigma Kappa, Norma
Angle.
Grants Offered
For Hawaii U.
Students presently enrolled in
the agricultural program or hav
ing a background in some phase
of plant science may now apply
for a grants-in-aid in the trop
ical crop production curriculum
at the University of Hawaii. .
This announcement came from
Dr. E. Hixson. Ass't. Dean of Ag
college.
The hawaiian sugar planters'
association is again offering selec
ted young men appointments ef
fective at the start of the 1951
52 college year.
Applicants must be either soph
omores or juniors at this time, to
allow at least one year of work
under the $750 per annum grant.
This is a rate of $75 per month
from Sept. to June inclusive. Pro
vided the appointee does satisfac
tory work at the University, the
grant-in-aid wil lbe continued
through the senior year.
A traveling allowance of $150
will be paid. Appointees are not
under obligation to enter the
sugar industry here, however,
prior to graduation, appointees
may apply for appointment to
the graduate training program in
sugar cane agriculture.
No stipulation to draft elig
ibility was made in the request
for candidates.
Interested students are instruc
ted to notify Dr. Hixeon's office
Ag hall, immediately.
DAILY NEBRASKA
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Lawn Detours
Spring, with its green grass,
song birds, and flowers is just
around the corner. With the
coming of spring, Ag campus be
comes one of the beauty spots of
Northeast Lincoln. Much of this
beauty is due to the rich, green
carpet of grass that grows so
abundantly under the expert
care of the college employes.
Again this year there is dan
ger that the lawns will not be
all that they might be, as judged
by their winter appearance. The
habit of "cutting across" instead
of "going around" will show re
sults. There is a fine network
of sidewalks and there seems lit
tle reason for habitual "cutting
across."
When the ground begins to
thaw, the damage of "cutting
across" will be even more se
vere than during the winter. It
takes only a brief while longed
to go around. The thoughtless
ness of those "cutting across"
can be overcome with little ef
fort. Let's co-operate to keep
our campus beautiful.
CORNHUSKER COUNTRYMAN
Leave Us Alone
To the Editor:
The rancor occasioned by lack
of indpendent student participa
tion in campus politics seems un
fitting and petty. It is neither a
proper issue for blazing editorial
crusades or cause for foot-stomping
anxiety by enlightened Greeks
and frustrated Barbs. The claims
of persecution that come peeping
from the independents seen, in the
main, to be sourced from squares
who pine to be wheels. That the
Greeks should dignify any such
laments by rebuttal show them to
have the righteous indignation
that could come only from people
with qualms about their own sit
situation, and the feeling of ag-
gresive superiority that doesn't
come from individual confidence,
but a follow-the-fraternity-broth-er
disposition.
It seems singular that no one
can realize that independents are
neither sluggish or filled with
the decay that some people must
characterize an individual who is
not bright-eyed and totally im
mersed in the politics of a dance
committee. Any student who as
pires to wallow in that type of
importance and attention can par
ticipate in multiple kinds of stu
dents groups; but it is narrow to
hold the independents, as a unit,
responsible for performing the
labor necessary to create the
questionable distinction of having
"spokesmen" and "leaders" with
equal or more voice than the
Greek champions. Independents
are not a family group with feel
ings of a united spirit The ISA
is not the title name of any stu
dent not a Greek, it is not claimed
or desired by most independents.
Leave us alone.
FRANK ROUBICEK.
Sfaucks Lacking Humor
To the Editor:
Frankly, upon reading Corn
shucks little gem, "The Daily
Ashcan," I was amazed. I ex
pected to find humor but humor
I found not
I will say this, however. Upon
reading The Daily Nebraskan's
review of Cornshuck's attempt
at satire, I found somethmg ac
tually humorous. In addition, I
am finding Connie Gordon's col
umn, "Stolen Goods," very
worthwhile and rewarding read
ing. Keep up the good work.
A READER
Union Revises
Chess Club
The Union chess club is re-
organzed under the direction of
the Student Union Recreation
committee.
Bill Munson is the temporary
chairman. Says Munson, "We
have had many calls from other,
schools to furnish players in in
tercollegiate competition, and in
answer to the interest, we are re
organizing."
The recreation committee re
cently purchased six new chess
sets which can be checked out
without any charge at any time.
The sets are now in the Union
checkstand and may be used at
any time for play in the game
room.
Those who are interested in
joining the chess club are asked
to sign on sheets posted In the
Student Union Activities Office,
at the checkstand in the Union,
and on the bulletin board outside
the Game Room.
The club will be organized on
a voluntary basis as before. There
will again be no dues.
At an early meeting, officers
will be elected to carry on the
business of planning and arrang
ing chess meets wit h other
schools, tl is the hope of the com
mittee that Nebraska can renter
Big Seven chess competition.
Sixth 'Home Week'
To Begin April 29
The sixth National Home
Demonstration Week will be ob
served from April 29 to May 5.
Miss Florence Atwood, state
home extension leader at the
University, said home extension
club members are being encour
aged to write to a pen pal in a
foreign country during the week.
The letters will tell the foreign
womea of the freedoms which
women enjoy in the United
States.
Miss Atwood asks the women
to tell their foreign friends of the
privileges here of deciding where
and how their children go to
school, how they participate In
church, rural youth and 4-H
clubs.
Mrs. Vern Supeser, president
of the Nebraska Home Extension
Council, said the theme of the
week will be "Today's Home
Builds Tomorrow's W o r 1 4 '
Women will tell the public of the
activities of home extension
clubs in building better homes
and communities. Some of the
week's activities' will highlight
the importance of the home
maker in the mobilization.
Week's
Indictments Returned
Eighty-four manslaughter In
dictments one for each of the
lives lost in the New Jersey com
muter train wreck Feb. 6, were
returned this week against the
Pennsylvania railroad.
The maximum penalty against
the railroad if it was convicted
on each of the 84 counts would
be a fine of $84,000.
The indictments charged the
Pennsylvania railroad of "felon
iously killing and slaying" the
84 victims in the nation's worst
railroad wreck since 1918.
State authorities said a very
remote possibility is the state
attorney general's right to take
the railroad into another court
and ask that its franchise in the
state of New Jersey be revoked.
Officials of the Pennsylvania
will plead to the indictments
March second.
MacArhtur In Korea
General MacArthur visited the
central Korean front, Tuesday,
and ordered "the resumption of
the initiative" by his troops.
He also stated that he would
not arbitrarily execute authority
to recross the 38th parallel.
On his last visit, MacArthur
declared that talk of a drive north
of the 38 parallel the old dividing
line between communist-occupied
Candid Reporter . . .
Imaginary Book Search
Brings Humor and Advise
Tiv Anv Palmer
Home Ec 191 is the big topic
on campus at the moment. For
those innocent souls that don't
don't know what it is, you'll
have to wait till next year to find
out. Right now there are six sec
tions filled with students eager
to find out about marriage rela
tions. Your eager reporter wanted to
find out just how much the book
stores knew about the course, so
the same question was asked at
the three places. The following is
a condensation.
Naive Look
With a naive look and bubble
gum the reporter walked into the
first place of business. The young
clerk asked her what she wanted
and she told him about the nieht
lab she had to take in the mar
riage relations course and that
ch wanted the manual for it.
The clerk took one disbelieving
look and then snickered. Me sam
he was busy, but would get
Romeon else to helD her. An
other clerk was called in to an
swer questions while the first
helner stood back and bit his lip
to keep from laughing.
"Now just what was it you
wanted?" asked the second clerk.
"Well, I'm in this Home Ec
course I think it's 81 or 191 and
we have to get a manual for our
lab. It's tonight."
"Well. I don't think we have
the manuals yet. What section
are you in?"
Same manual
I don't know for sure. I just
transferred tsnd I was late to
class and didn't get his name. I
think we all have the same man
ual though, because all those
boys in the other class kept talk
ing about a lab?"
"You sav this is a marriage re
lations class? Did they mention
to you what they thought the lab
lesson was?"
"No, but this one that told me
to get the manual said he'd pick
me up about 8."
"Well, look, honey, why don't
you talk to your instructor first,
and for heaven's sake find out
his name. And then you come
back and get your manual." Then
with a motherly pat on the back
she led the 'sweet young thing" to
the door.
At the next place, much the
same thing happened after the
confused clerk had called the
manager. At last, they had a pri
vate conversation in the corner
and then called the young re
porter over.
"Look, about this lab manual
of yours," the manager started,
"I think someone has been pull
ing your leg." He then advised
her to forget the whole thing.
"But I just have to have it for
tonight This fellow that sits be
side me said I did."
Marrisfe
The exasperated manager tried
once more. "Look, what do you
think you'd do in a lab about
marriage. Take the first chapter
for instance-whafs it about?"
"Well, the name of it is some
thing about courtship. Oh. you
don't suppose . . .but how could
we? I mean boys and girls in
there together .that is . ."
She then turned to gather up
her numerous books and as she
turned to leave the manager
Applications Open
For Engineers
The Civil Service Commission
in Washington is now accepting
applications for engineers xo worx ,
for the federal government in
Washington, VC
These jobs pay from $4,600 to
$6,400 a year.
To qualify for the engineer ex
amination, applicants must meet
a basic requirement of appropri
ate college study or experience
or a combination of the two. In
addition, they must have had pro
fessional engineering experience.
Pertinent graduate study may be
substituted for all or part of this
professional experience, depend
ing on the grade of position. No
written test will be given.
Prnni interested in uoolvinc
may obtain information and ap
plication forms at most iirst-ana-eeor)d-rlsK
Dost offices, from
Civil Service regional offices, and
from the U.S. Cml faervice tons
mission, Washington 25, D.C. Ap
plications will be accepted until
further notice by the Commis-
sion's Washington omce.
Mews In
I north and United States-occupied
South Korea, was "purely aca
demic." Korean Warfare
Monday, U. N. forces rolled for
ward seven files in central Ko
rea's mountains and held the gain
by beating off weak communist
counterattacks.
Tuesday, U. N. troops erased a
10 mile dent in their east central
front. On the west coast front,
patrols pushed five miles north
east of Chipyong. On the west
ern front, U. N. troops brought
their lines up tight against the
Han River in a continous line.
Red armies retreated north all
along the central Korean front
Wednesday, but on the western
front, reds gave notice that they
were prepared to defend the Han
River.
Thursday, a "killer offensive,"
staged by U. N. forces, ripped up
to 12 miles deep into communist
territory along a 60-mile front
in central Korea. A American
division smashed north of Chip
yong in a northwesternly advance
aimed at striking behind the reds
holding Hoengsong.
Yanks chased communists eight
miles in east-central Korea, Fri
day, before cornering them in
a narrow mountain pass. To the
west .another American division
smashed four miles forward and
occupied hills overlooking Hoeng-
turned to the clerk and whis
pered, "That poor girl; her folks
must really have a mint to send
her to college."
So it went in all the stores.
Most of the clerks were polite
and some determined at first to
sell a book, any old book. But
when it finally occurred that it
was a joke, they all got a toler
ant 'oh-you-poor-sucker look on
their faces and tried to quietly
rid themselves of the supposedly
sweet but dumb customer.
English Instructors Relate
Their Funniest
By Bernie Nelson
One of the funniest incidents
that hannened to Marion Carson.
instructor of English, concerned a
student who missed class rather
frequently.
Tt Kcpms that this student when
he did come to class, would sit
in the most conspicuous places in
the classroom. He would then
croceed to make nasty remarks
about the lessons.
Conscientious Student?
When the class got down to
work on the grammar books,
Blackstone started skipping all
classes. The next time Miss Car
son saw him was in a drug store.
When he saw her. he said, loud-
enough for everyone in the drug
store to hear. "There's my Eng
lish teacher." This embarrassed
Mice Canton ereat deaL
She never saw him after that
until the day before the final
exam when he came in to talk
to her. His first remark was:
"Well, have I missed anything?"
It turned out that he had missed
lessons 1-36.
He then asked if he could make
them up. When told that he could
not unless he could present a
valid excuse for missing class,
Blackstone said that a horse had
knicked him. Then he prove it
he took off his shirt and showed
her the bandages.
He did get the 30 lessons done
in time to take the test the next
riav. but it didn't do much good.
He flunked it anyway. 1
Estes Carnival
Events Announced
A nreliminarv schedule of
events to be featured at the an
nual Estes Carnival was an
nounced Thursday by Eleanor
Erickson, carnival co-chairman.
The mock carnival, to be held
March 9 at the Ag College Ac
tivities building, will feature
booths sponsored by Ag campus
residences.
A short film, to t snown sev-
eral times during the evening.
and a dance complete the sche-
A short film, to be shown sev
dule
A cup for the prize-winning
booth is warded each year. Last
year the cup was won for the
third time bv Aluha Gamma Rho.
This retired the cud. A new cup
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The purpose of the carnival is
to build up a fund for "confer-
ence scholarships ' so that stu
dents wishing to attend the Estes
YM-YW conference may apply
fnr hfln on trans oortation ex-
. I penses. The conference is attend
ed by college students in me
rocky mountain area.
Dick Monson is the other co
chairman. 'Hulil iltllC F III IS
In Rural Areas
The birth rate in Nebraska's
rural areas has dropped below
that of urban areas for the first
time in history, according to
Prof. Kenneth Cannon of the
University home economics de
partment The University family relations
specialist conducted an experi
mental survey recently which re
vealed this fact. Causes of the
unprecedented shift, he said, I
won t be known definitely untiJ
more data u reieasea on tne ivdu
centsus.
He believes, however, the de
Hi ne in rural birth rates if due
to these causes or a combination I
of wem.
Rural areas have lost popula
tion.
fLnrrm vminf nnrl rf 'A
bearing age probably have moved
jto the city.
Monday, February 26, 1951
Review
tr the central front
highway network. By Friday
night, the tank-led doughboys
held the commanding heights
around the town.
L.I.U. Scandal
Long Island University nas
voted to immediately drop all in
tercollegiate athletics.
LIU will revert to "intra-mu-ral"
sports because of an author
itative report that four past or
present Long Island basket ball
stars had received $18,500 for
"fixing" seven games.
More Experiments
While congress was toia mas
the present air force cannot pro
vide the United States "mini
mum" defense ,the air force and
atomic energy commission an
nounced the completion of the
first phase of study leading to
atom-powered aircraft.
The next NEAP project (nu
clear energy for aircraft propul
sion) will be closer to the build
ing of an atomic engine, presum
ably starting with some experi
mental components.
Cutbacks Announced
Tuesday, the government an
nounced a cutback on steel and
Wednesday a ceiling price, effec
tive March second, will be put on
all used cars.
Beginning April first, steel for
passenger automobiles and other
goods will be slashed 20 per cent
below the average level of the
first half of 1950. Further cuts
mav be expected.
The halt on used car prices
iimpH to halt a "wide
spread" flow of new cars into the
used car market and to prevent
used cars from selling above new
car prices.
No Illegal Influence
While congressmen were sun
outraged at Mr. Truman's secure
ment of RFC letters, the Presi
dent announced that he had found
no evidence of illegal influence.
Between seven and nine hun
dred of these letters, written by
congressmen to the RFC, were
investigated. However, because of
no knowledge of illegal influence,
the President will not make pub
lic congressional correspondence.
Incidents
sint assistant nrofes-
sor of English, told a coupla
stories that teachers tell one an
other about their students.
Classrooms Switched
One is about a student who had
a little mixup at the start of a
umcctsr The "student had the
right classroom, but the English
department kept switching classes
around. This student kept going
to class in the same room.
Before he finally got around
to asking his instructor about
which class he was in, be had
notes on Shakespeare, English lit
and grammar," also the textbooks
to do with each of these.
Another story was about a foot
ball player who had developed a
habit of coming to class late. The
player was pretty well-known
around the campus. The teacher
cured him of his tardiness by
asking him his name every time
he came into the classroom.
Business Letter
Albert Rosenberg told of a stu
dent who complained about a
erade he had received on a let
ter in a business English course.
He basea his argument on ine lact
that his father had read and
liked the letter.
Rosenburg didn't think t his
much of an argument until he
Raw the letterhead on the letter.
Tt cumi that the father was the
head of one of the largest de
partment stores in lowa ana tnus
would probably be a better judge
than himself.
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