Wednesday, November 16, 1949
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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Allplaysoski Nominated for A-A
,,, T , a gaping hole in the center of the have the long-awaited TD. i dragged onto the fiel
A t. f nne Fslf f I Itl I Vlf line for the first time in history But luck was against us, Icallim falling on the one
flit ilJLUU9 lCUllllll n lnnkH lik rnrnhnllow was to triDDed over a twig that had been the gun went off endi
Ant Stops Icallim Cold;
Falls Within Sight of Goal
Icallim Allplaysoski, faster than
Marry Heginnis, more powerful
than Nom Tovak, and more vi
cious than Gill Blassford; is the
Bobs' nomination for ail-American
football honors.
Allplaysoski, one of the few
'Irishmen who happened to es
cape the evil clutches df Lrank
Feahy, came to Cornhollow in
1890 when the glorious football
regime of Col. Konsuella Hocken
bocken began.
Adding to his glory, Icallim
almost singly held the all-pow
erful Cornstillery team down to
a 99-0 victory the first time in
many years that the locals have
been able to hold an opponent
to less than 100 points.
Having had to save his 'atomic
play until the locals were within
the opponents' 10-yard line, Icall
im gained his 'chance of a life
time' when the "Timid-Soul" re
covered a fumble on the 'Bourbon
Boy's' ten yard stripe.
Shouting 12-12, Allplaysoski
called out the signals. The ball
was snapped. Icallim charged into
Pcurloir Wresting
T FeerBwe Biia
Windy Happybooten, PU's ever
losing parlor wrestling coach, an
nounced Wednesday that Bull
Mchilovich, 75 pounds of dyna
mite, would be ready for the an
nual free-for-al!.
The other contenders for indi
vidual extramural honors are
heavyweight Andros Patrick
Smith and Rah Rah Jones, fa
vorite of all drag out hour dances.
Bull, playing his tenth year of
parlor wrestling, is hoping for an
exciting schedule with more and
more hours of participation. Last
season Bull was injured in the
first part of the year by one of
PU's loveliest queen, Betsy How
whooo in a terrific match.
The match was a tight affair
with Bull always coming from
behind to tie up the score. In the
final seconds Betsy circled her
opponent for the big embrace.
Moving her 254 pounds into po
sition, she threw Bull to the floor
with a thud. Picking himself up
Bull retreated to one corner only
to find Betsy waiting with out
stretched arms. Knowing full well
what happens when a lovely co
ed such as Betsy has her arms
open, Bull started to run. Before
taking two steps Bull was walked
on, crushed and defeated as Betsy
showed her muscle and great
wrestling ability.
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What fools these mortals be
15,000 were soaked to the skin
just to watch a football game.
The time has come for all good
students to come to the aid of
The Daily Nebraskan Some
body, please, get rid of the Sports
Editor.
Censored!
Rod Rindwall took over the
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Checker tourney. Making the
tourney more difficult is the con
testants must make all moves
with tneir iocs.
have the long-awaited TD. i dragged onto the field by an ant,
Rut lurk was aeainst us. Icallim falling on the one inch line as
tripped over a twig that had been the gun went off ending the game.
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