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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Tuesday, February 15, I99
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'I'bih Swnnnon ....Women's Hollies Editor
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Investigating- Editors
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Boh Orr, Bob Duis,
Bill ErRoy Philosophy Editors
Generic Mitchell, Ted tiundrrwin
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R"tty Grcn. Joel Bailey. Jeanne Sampson,
Jan ( hiinipine Disappearing; Editors
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Bobbie Rowland,
Marilyn Dl.slcl Sports" Editors
Tom Reynolds Picture Editor
Ray Bilnxmd Business Editor
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Middling With Pierre
We are starting out this column
with a bang (or is it bong?) by
reporting a campus condition that
we feel cannot be tolerated any
longer. Since we know few facts,
we will supply the necessary ones
needed. It seems that the A.W.O.L.
board is sponsoring a spring show
entitled Co-ed Fillies, and some
thing stinks in E. Smythe Hall!
Four campus clubs have been
left out!!! Some dirty stinkin' so-and-so
padded the ballot box and
we have just finished interview
ing the four clubs who are busy
gnashing their teeth and crying
in their root beer. It seems that
only (and is this ever awful)
those clubs having A.W.O.L.
board members are in the Fillies.
Tsk. Tsk. Presuming that some
worthy soul can explain this con
dition, we shall be glad to inter
view anyone who can throw a
little scandal on this horrible
situation.
It has come also to our atten
tion, that only 30c profit was
made on the Inter-maternity
Bawl! Where has this money
jAsfWasl
Braying
ft By Fats Bordcen )
gone? Dean Harpey has no record
what-so-ever! We are personally
conducting a clean-up investiga
tion to alleviate this disgraceful
grafting on the part of the fi
nance committee. Of course we
are not condemning such prac
tices, but someone has to investi
gate, and since the Stoogent
Council is busy investigating the
yearbookies, the book stores and
A. J. Spew, we are taking it upon
ourselves.
Photographer
Added To Staff
Will Go, gruesome administra
tion senior, has been appointed
by the chairman of the stupid,
fickelty pup bored as staff photog
rapher of THE DAILY BLUNDER.
His appointment was announced
Wednesday.
Go used to work as a photog
rapher on the 1948 CORNHUSK
ER but became disgusted and quit.
He was not a typical CORN
HUSKER photographer anyway.
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Bubble, Bubble.
Toil and Trouble
Once upon a time in the realm of King Neptune there was
a school of fishes, a small school of fourteen members. These
fourteen little fish were strong in their own homes but were
weak when they all got together. The reason they were weak
was because there was a big Mama fish who made them do
her every bidding. There was another large fish in the
school who was supposed to be the boss but the big Mama
fish even bossed her around.
Now this great big Mama fish was at King Neptune's ear
and all fish in the sea were frightened. In this same ocean
there were also seventeen little black and gold striped fish
who were considered to be outstanding because of their
coloring and their high status in the social swim. But alas,
even these seventeen little fish were afraid of the big
Mama fish. When they would theaten to rebel the big Mama
would say that she was going to take away their little ,hats
which showed that they were high in King Neptune's favor.
The sad part of this story is that all the big men fish in
the sea didn't know anything about what was going on
except what they were told in strictest secrecy. If the little
girl fish said anything openly they feared that their homes
would suffer.
Although none of the little fishes in this ocean will openly
admit it thev all want a big brave fish to go to King Neptune
because he is a great and good ruler and a very democratic
fish. And we are sure that if some strong, big fish were to
eo to the King and tell him of the sorry plight of all the
little girl fishes he would soon see that the big Mama fish
is expelled from the ocean and a new, reasonable and demo
cratic "advisor"is put in her place.
Thus the prayer of all the little fish in this ocean is that
from now on we will hear "Let us all meet and decide what
course of action we shall take," and no longer have to hear
all of our little girl fishes swallow their pride and continu
ally humble themselves with the only phrase they dare
bubble: "Yes Mama Fish."
(If this fin fits, wear it.)
j quanmy or patter nas ac
cumulated over the week-end.
and the future holds even more
as we case the place to bring the
latest scoop from the group.
Oh, la te da . . . another sunny
California day and time again
for this all important column AS
I WAS BRAYING. This time the
column will really dig out the
ole campus "dirt" for all you
guys and gals.
JOHN SCIIMOEDER, better
known as "liver lips" and the
hot rod of the Phi Sigh pledge
class, has been . causing John
Smook of the Awful Tassel
Omega household to have "con
stant heartburn." Seems the
cause is none other than
Smoochie Radiger, who is trying
to make her flame burn as hot
as her sister's, Touchie.
We take this opportunity to
announce the mad, mad pinning
of your editor, Fats Bordeen, to
Jock Pruce, the mad, mad fool
(he'd have to be!) This .whirl
wind romance took place over
one can of root beer and two
straws.
Sad story of the week; too bad
Sin Sin Lodestone had em
bezzled enough moola to outbid
J. M. Relic at the AUF rummage
sale for a date with Dead Run
derson. Relic's only comment
was, "Oh, well, you can't keep a
good man down, we ended up
with Prof Ain't."
At the Chance-cellar's Inspec
tion there was the usual line in
the lung of the Onion, with
Dwayne Rake choosing the east
goal and kicking with the wind.
The motor boats, under the se
lection of Moany Farrar, girls
anti-fraction leader, poured. As
all guests carried umbrellas, it
was an extremely dry affair.
E. Smythe Hall was the gay,
gay scene of the annual tea fight
and marshmellow toast for cam
pus coeds on Sunday evening.
Jackie Whitewoman, Big Sissy
prexy, was the hostess. She wore
her usual satin faced black crepe.
Like a breath of spring these Beautiful
Bermuda nylon sweaters arrive to pep up a
winter-weary wardrobe. Airy light and easy
to wash, they eome in Daffodil Yellow,
Gierry, Blue, While and Pink. Sizes 3 I to
40.
Ark to tee Spring't nete matching
Sweatee and Skirt combination
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Second
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TUSSLE MEETING
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
Room 315 Stoodent Onion AH
Tussles will attend! Wear your
Tussle sweaters, beanies, and
saddle shoes. Lois Spillet,
prexy, will give the latest
gossip on the Korn Gobs investigation.
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Dear Editor:
So called honorable women on the local campus are
utterly disgusting. The amazons in Grunt Memorial have
reported a sudden disappearance of ping-pong and tennis
balls. We appointed the Stoogent Council to investigate the
matter. It was discovered that this equipment (supposedly
used only by the amazons in the Physical Refiguration de
partment) disappeared about the time of the selection of
the Cornhusker Booty Queens, I have a feeling that this
equipment is being used for undercover purposes. These
girls certainly deceived us as to their true selfs. Grunt
Memorial wishes their equipment to be returned immediately.
Sincerely,
Jean Brunch Beauman
Katy Grapp
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Social C'alander.
Signa Delta Tau Easter Egg
Hunt, Friday, 7:00.
Bella Theta Pie Snow
Shoveling Contest, Tuesday,
4:00.
Fi Delta Theta annual Keg
Tapping Brawl. Saturday, 8:30.
Big Sissy Club Get-together,
E. Smythe Hall, Thursday,
3:00.
AAW Chess Tournament
Playoffs, Grunt Memorial Hall,
Wednesday, 2:00.
Reporter Party, tea and
cookies, Daily Blunder, Onion
Basement, Thursday, 5:00.
Zeta Bella Toe "Dri" Night
Party, Saturday, 4:00.
Taffy Pull, Dairy Barns, Ug
Campus, Thursday, 6:00.
Sigma Phew Oopsilon Be
hind the Parlor Curtain party.
Saturday, 4:00.
Electrical Engineers' Get-together
(promises to be a shock
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