Friday, November 12, 1948
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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Hints on Sadie Hawkins Chase
Hyar is a notice fall you un
hitched folks. . . .
TO GALS: I, Available Jones,
hyarwith kin offur you gals the
bestest deal yit! Ah am prepared
to giv you, fur a nominul price,
lul instruthuns on how to ketch
mmmmmmm H
yer man come this Friday nite
over at that thar Soodent Onion.
Yet, dern't let anuther Sadie
Hawkins Day go by without gittin'
HIM the objeck of yer offeschs
uns. Regardless of his size, men
tality, looks, cunnin or runnin'
ability, I, Available Jones, kin
show ya how to trap him with
no effort er trouble.
Gals, with my hold he won't be
Ethical Standards
Topic of Speech
Dr. John Scott Everton of
Grinnel College, Iowa, addressed
a student convocation held as
part of the University of Ne
braska's tenth annual Religion In
Idfe Week program Wednesday
iiorning.
do not practice an tney preacn
converning their avowed ethical
standards. "Take as an illustra
tion the affirmation of belief in
the brotherhood of man, yet we
practice racial discrimination,"
Dr. Everton said.
. .'.. .
"Seven teen's for me,"
mjs campus qnen
Camptu quaan dapand on
Savautaaa Coamatica lot that
natural look man look fo.
Follow tboir Uad. Tot maka
up, for akin cara, ahooaa 8r
a tean Coumatioa. Ramambor
thay ara Am m poaslbl of
ailargy-eauainf lngradianta.
AH Saraoiaaa Ooamattc ara
prload to fit aaafly Into oam
pua badgata.
SEVEHTEEM COSMETICS
On Sae a(
COLD & CO.
able to escape ya! So dern't forgit
this hyar dance Friday nite, nor
me, cause I'll git him fer ya by
my own sly methods fer a
small price, that is.
TO FELLERS, I say: Remem
ber you've escaped from them
femayles fer many a year. Are ya
gonna let her ketch ya just cuz
yer roomytisum or buyons kinda
slow down yer pace? Just cuz
she's twice as big as you is that
eny reason fer her to overpower
ya? Wall, then, come get the
klew on how to escape.
I don't blame ya fer not wantin'
to mis the purty music of Russ
Krueger, espechly since it costs
only $1.20, but ya mite as well
put up a good fight. Other ef
fective wepons I have fer sale
are squnks, rope, fleas, hair dye
and stinky parfum.
Remember, its up to you guys to
tote the tickets!
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AN ANNUAL AFP Afi
we see the college look
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