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THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Friday, April 18, 1947
Not That Anyone Doesn't
Already Knotv This . . .
Twelve week tests are rolling
around again, and Professor G
that's me) is renewing his Crib
ology 902 517 class. A fellow, or
girl, who walks into a test of this
nature with no "aids is lost, we
contend, so now endeavor to delve
into this broad subject. The meth
ods are various, but the results are
the same when done properly,
But, some of you people are so
crude so crude, when the secret
to success is smoothness and de
ceptiveness. Remember our well
founded motto, "It's not what you
know; it's the way you show it."
Fair Warning:
Now, cribbing isn't easy; but it
can be. Most common (and slop
piest) is the old system of a hand
full of cards or paper. Each paper
is numbered, and if too large can
be alphabetized. This is not fool
proof, though. A friend of mine
once had a hand full of notes
when an emergensy arose and he
raised the proper hand in the ac
customed manner for the usual
reason, and was caught.
A sure-fire method if you are
not seated too near the front (the
instructor is there), or the back
(the proctor), of the class is the
saddle shoe method. Girls are es
pecially adapted to this method
Naturally, the bigger the feet, the
more you can crib. Always sit next
to a girl with big feet if it is
large text.
Careful!
A wise fellow can fully utilize
the skin on his leg between the
ankle and the knee if he plays it
smart and isn't too hairy. You
nonchalantly roll your pantleg up
to your thigh, cross your legs, and
read. This is especially good for
engineers who wish to draw dia
grams. In this class, choose a lit
tie fat boy; his diagrams aren't
as long but have more breadth in
which to be accurate.
At this point, may it be noted
that we are not messing with the
small stuff used in daily quizzes,
such as watch cases with no
watches, insides of slide rules.
glass cases, etc. This is a big time
operation, these twelve-week jobs!
Sounds Easy
For either fellows or girls (de
pending on the category in which
you are placed) who wear sweat-
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ers, we recommend the modified
"hand-note" system. You merely
slip the notes into the folds of
your sweater, and have only to
pick up the edge and glance down
But, here is the method we en
dorse. Admittedly, we are prej
udiced, since it pulled me through
navigation in '44. It's good no
paper, no embarrassment, no flash
or sex you merely write the in
formation fin ink. waterproof that
is; on your hand, fingers, between
the fingers, and on the wrists.
This covers a considerable amount
of space, unless you are a radio
announcer and have short paws
for station identification. I'm
sorry; I couldn't resist it! Remem
ber at all times to keep your hands
open and free from perspiration.
mat's all lor this lesson. Next
lesson comes with final exams.
Good luck, friends. Keep cribbing!
MOTHER'S DAY CARDS
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your approval
Goldenrod Stationery Store
215 North 14th St.
YWCA-Will Elect
Two New Officers
An all-membership meeting of
the YW will be held Wednesday,
April 23, at 7:15 p. m. in Ellen
Smith.
Members will elect two officers,
secretary and district representa
tive, positions which have been
vacated by Mary Dye and Ruth
Ann Finkle, respectively. Seven
seniors are to be honored for serv
ice in the community and for
creative and generous service to
the YWCA.
Shirley Sabin is chairman of
the arrangements, and Sue Lein
binger is in charge of the music.
BULLETIN
COSMOPOLITAN CLUB.
Nominations for officers will
be made at the Cosmopolitan
club meeting Saturday, April 19
at 4 p. m. in Union 315, Pres.
Estelita Soldanha announced to
day. CORNHUSKER.
All $3.00 partial payments for
the 1947 Cornhusker must be
paid to Dean Skokan, business
manager, by 5 p. m. this after
noon. LUTHERAN SERVICES.
Lutheran chapel services will
be held Sunday at 10:45 a. m. in
room 315 of the Union. Rev.
WITH
POTATO CHIPS
DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR FROM
7:00 P. M. TO 12:00 P. M.
BILL MEItlBITirS CAFE
Just Phone 2-4470
II. Erck will base his sermon on
"It Is the Lord."
Cornhusker Countryman.
Copies of the April Issue of
the Countryman are available at
the Countryman office in the Ar
Union.
AG EDITOR.
The Ag Editor and Cornhus
ker Countryman offices ha've
been moved to Room 1 in the
Ag Union. Office hours will
be posted in the Union.
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