iTKursday, March 20, 1947
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
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mance will blossom into marriage.
Some of the men on the campus
will get married despite the advice
that one can live as cheap as two.
They'll take a wife even though
it's the wost impediment in a
man's speech. Women are fools
to marry, but what else can a man
marry?
Rain, wind, or what-have-you,
this spring weather does some
thing for you. Already I feel like
I've got hair on my jest.
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DELTA PHI DELTA.
Members of Delta Phi Delta, national
honorary art fraternity, will meet at 8
p. m. tonight for dinner. Chancellor B.
O. Gutavsoa U to be the (nest apeaker.
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Spring Returns Tomorrow
Despite Weather Predcition
BY BILL PALMER.
It regardless of what the weather
man sees in his crystal ball, to
morrow will be the first day of
spring.
It's been a nasty winter. Some
times it's been so cold that even
tthe wind howled about it. There
was so-called zero weather, so
railed because .it was so cold.
There's been freezing tempera
ture, ice, snow and slush, and
slush is snow matter to wade
through.
Spring and Happiness
Now comes spring, formerly a
deli ;! tful season; but now obso
lete except in poetry. There'll
probably be more beastly weather;
it'll rain cats and dogs. And if
it looks like rain, it's probably
water. As for the wind, knees
will show when it's blowing. With
such weather there may be more
flu. Flu is both affirmative and
negative. Sometimes the eyes have
it; sometimes the nose.
Eventually the sap will rise in
the trees, and the saps won't rise
until noon The flowers will ap
pear and have more scents than
the Sigma Nu's. Spring fever will
give an excuse for a feeling that
many have had all year.
Commuting Spots
The grass will get high and
Penn Woods, Sig Alph Gulch
et al will be the scene of picnics.
Most people think that a picnic is
an occasion to eat. College stu
dents and Webster know differ-
Dial Twistings . . .
By Lre Harris.
Some of the top local features
hit the air ways today starting
at 12:45 with Midday Frolics, a
fifteen minute show that includes
actual audience participation in its
variety of entertainment. Follow,
ing through on the list of local
programs originating In the KFOR
KFOK offers The Organ with
Fleda at 4:30 this afternoon. Fleda
is one of those industrious indi
viduals who has mastered the art
of playing both the piano and the
organ. The public is invited to all
programs originated in the KFOR
studios, with the only request be
ing that all those who plan to at
tend be seated five or ten minutes
before the scheduled time of
broadcast. The latest news in the
world of sports may be heard at
6:00. v.
Henry Aldrlch.
Tonight is the night that the
Aldrlch iamily takes to the
airway "with their problems of
every day life at 7:00. "Henry"
Aldrlch keeps busy throughout the
thirty minutes presentation as he
continually finds something new
to waste away his time besides
answering the call of his mother
with that well known phrase,
"Coming Mother." At 8. one of
radio's top humor programs, The
Radio's Readers Digest will be
aired. Besides having its more
serious views, this half-hour re
view of the latest issue of the
Readers Digest offers spots of
humor that rank at the top of my
listenjoyable listening.
Venturing further into the
evening, Sports Topics the subject
of the program that has the nod at
10:15. This is a new program
bringing to listeners the latest in
the way of sporting events.
Juke Box Review, a program of
popular recordings and "Small
Talk" that is written, directed and
produced by Dave Andrews anud
Bill Wiseman will be heard at
10:30.
KFAB steals the spotlight in the
way of the top dance band fea
tures with Guy Lomardo at 11:05.
followed by Ray Eberle, who is in
the 11:30 spot lor the first time.
his
for
orchestra
the open
Ag Student Union will hold an
"open house" from 8 to 12 p. m.
Friday, March 21, according to
Mrs. Richard E. Hiatt, ag union
director. All university faculty
members and students have been
invited to attend.
Dave Haun and
will furnish music
house dance which is to be held
from 8:30 to 11:30 p. m. in the
gym of the activities building.
The winning entry of the contest
to nama the recently completed
fountain room will be announced
during the dance.
John Carson will present slight
of hand artistry at 9:15 and 10:15
in the recreation room.
Refreshments will be served in
the lounge throughout the
ning.
eve-
ently. Noah says that a picnic is
"a pleasure-party the members of
which earry provisions along with
them on an excursion to some
place in the country." To collegi
ates picnic provisions are some of
that stuff that makes the world go
round, that liquid which pre
serves everything but secrets. One
must take a blanket along on a
picnic. Don't take a wet blanket,
one that dampens your ardor. Yes,
with spring, coeducation which is
sometimes an uneven race for su
premacy between the sexes will
become more nec kand neck.
Easter Misnamed
Easter will come around in a
couple of weeks, that's when the
girls really step out in their spring
finery. To men it's Easter, but
o womn it's Decoration Day.
Anyway they're showing some
m. u.nigs in spring fashions this
year.
With all the spring weather, ro
HOSIERY SECTION' FIRST FLOOR
A wty young junior is Qail,
She sUys tbm from Stanford ,
to yak.
Sbt's so trim and so ntal.
7k mtn fa at btr fett.
Jitr stents of cburm ntvtr fail!
SHE ALWAYS WEARS HOSIERY
"Oh we, can always get another
HART SCHAFFNER & MARX suit at Simons!"
Men's Clothing, Street Floor
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