September 26, 194S
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
Page 3
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BY BILL PALMER.
I've noticed that the Daily. Ne
braskan has carried very few
stories this year about the Agri
cultural school. I rod past the
Ag campus once, one Sunday
when I was on a business trip to
Ashland; so I'll teU you all about
it
Classes start earlier at Ag. The
boyf have got to get up early to
get the chores done. One of the
favorite courses is dairy husban
dry and milk production. I think
the teaching of this course should
be Investigated. I've heard the
fellow with the most pull gets
the best grade.
There are courses on the mi
crobes, Insects and birds that aid
and harm crops. In these classes
they teach that the early bird
gets the worm, but the crows
come later and get the corn. Ag
students learn to raise more corn,
more wheat, more cattle, hogs
and poultry; and learn to produce
more eggs, milk and butter. One
thing the farmers are not raising
enough of, tho, Is farmhands. The
farmer stays home to raise wheat
to tupoprt his son in college rais
ing cane.
If any of you farmers-to-be
ever have trouble with the male
of the bovine species falling in
the reservoir, call on me, I can
sling the bull.
One course that always has a
lot of volume is Speech 406, Hog
Calling. That reminds me. My
maternal grandfather, Ephraim
Oliver Guffey, called "Souie" so
Strenuously once that he lost his
false teeth in the pig pen. After
that he became a gentleman farm
er. That's a farmer who never
raises anything but his hat.
There are many girls on ag
campus, too. I wonder if that's
because there are fewer traveling
salesmen on the road these days.
No, the girls take home economics
at Ag. It would be wonderful
to marry a girl who had four
Lost SchaefTer'a fountain pen. Liberal
Wwtrd, Call B. J, Skogland 2-5091.
Lost A Cht Omega pin, bctftten the
Tempi and Mnrrll hall on Sept. 34. Call
Roiall Skldmnre at Chi Omega houe.
LOST 8lma Nu pin on Kept. 21. Call
Oene Maybo'n at HIRma Nu house.
Lost Slu-ll-rlmmVd-glaasea. Call M. IT.
Cawood, 2-387.
LOST Red" lent her bill fold between Refi-
ent'l Book Store and Union. Call Betty
Lyalneer. 2-4 98. Reward.
LOST A HpUoh wrlot watch with broken
band. Reward! M. Field, Tel. 5-8867.
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years of college with a degree in
home ec. She should be able to
burn toast capably. She could
probably write a thesis on how
to boil water without burning it.
So they were married and took
up light housekeeping, and it was
just one canned thing after an
other.
My typing is not too skilled.
Wanted: A fast stenographer.
Hollywood parties are back in
vogue. Take the onet at David
Selznick's tnnl court. Electrically
lit friut salads each aalari art
upon a tall diver plate equipped
wun ugnt duid and tiny batteries
were served!
HUDDV to be back in Hollywood
Marlene Dietrich opened three
bottles of Franch champagne and
toasted the cast and crew of
"Golden Earlngs" hei first day on
the set
Confusion Begins
At Campusline's
Noonhour Serving
The peak of noon-time chaos
was reached yesterday when the
campusline patrons formed a line
that reached to the doors of the
booknook. Some became so con
fused they forgot whether they
were in the crib or cafeteria line,
finally gave up and fasted.
Five others were found Just in
side the booknook and to appease
their hunger, were nibbling on
the pages of "The Grapes of
Wrath." They were pretty cer
tain that it would be time for
their 1 o'clocks before they en
tered the dining room.
The campusline employees work
furiously and the director of the
Union repeats her slogan hourly,
"We may serve 'em soy beans, but
we serve 'em."
On her first day of work in
Paramount's "The ' IOmperfect
Lady" Virginia Field reminded
Director Lewis Allen that he had
turned him down flat when she
first tried out for a stage part sev
eral years before in London.
Lutheran Chapel Service
(Missouri Synod)
10:45 A. M. Each Sunday
Room 116 Student Union
The Church of the Lutheran Hour welcomes
old and new students
REV. H. ERCK
UnL Lutheran Pastor
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