THE' DAILY NEBRASKAN Wednesday, May 8, 1946 EDITORIAL! COMMENT Page 2 rOKTT-riTTB tEA Subscription ratea are $1.00 per eemeater or II. 60 for the colleoe ywr. , ft.M mailed. Single copy 6c. Publlahed dally during tha achotrt year except Mondaya and S.Murdaya, vacatlona, and examination perioda, by tha atudentai of tha Unlveralty of Nebraska under the aupervialon of the Publication Board. Entered aa Second Claa Matter at the Poat Office In Lincoln, Nebraaka, underj Act of Congresa, March 3, 1679, and at apeclal rate of postage provided for Mv eectlon 1103. act of October Z, 1917, authortred September 30. 1ttt2. I " BDITOUAI. STAFF . l CiMtee ..,....... i9" mm " Managing IMitera Miyeie TMre, Bhlrlay, Itafcme kews ILalton Mary Onwood, rhyllla Mortkiek, Jafc O Dale KeTatny. Martkella Baleamk Edllor rw Miner Bodrty Kdltnr Pat Vaef Itnilnma Manager Aoiialant Batinrai 41irutlka Mutitt A..i.i.itt Riiinrn Manetar Deretaea aVMenhAr. Doana r-4enaa tormina er Mth Joaea. 1-heae t-tl 's Your Move . . . Forgetting all sentimentality and bouquets, here are a few simpcl facts. They are for you, students, to either accept or reject. There is a famine in Europe. Americans everyday throw out more food than many European children have seen in their lives. Five million people in Europe and China are facing starvation. Americans eat too much. One-fourth of the population of the world is starving. In the last few months, there has been a 30 percent rise in for consumption in the U. S. So a few students in one of the French classes on the campus formulated an idea whereby we could help to al leviate the situation. This group is merely the nucleus for a campaign that is campus-wide. All organized groups have been contacted through let ters and are collecting donations and contributions within their individual groups. A large box has been placed in the front corridor of the Student Union for contributions from those students who have not been contacted otherwise. Monetary donations may be left in the Union office. Contributions may include anything useful and appro priate for overseas shipping, such as clothes, tooth paste, tooth brushes, combs, yarn, needles, thread, etc. You ask why anything should be sent to Europe. You think they brought it on themselves. Somewhat perverted philosophy, isn't it? It is possible that the tables may be turned some day. Americans do have the reputation for being more than a little self-satisfied and egotistical. It sn't such a great effort, bringing a tube of tooth paste or a jar of canned fruit over to the Union on the way to the Crib. And it's nothing to feel particularly smug about. A comparatively simple effort in itself, with the total result meaning one step further toward world peace. i P. T. A. E. Baragar Warns Against 'Buying J titers' Arnold E. Baragar, university associate home economist and housing equipment research scien tist, warned Nebraskans Friday against contracting the "buy-it now" jitters because he believes that there will not be enough household appliances to go e round. "Over 50 percent of the con sumers in Nebraska want to buy postwar appliances right now. The rest of the buyers have adopt ed a "wait and see what they look like' attitude. Our advice to both groups is: Conserve what you have buy only what you need," the home economist advised. Apppliances Scarce. Mr. Baragar, in whose labora tory all leading makes of house hold appliances are thoroly tested for performance and durability, pointed out, "There won't be enough household appliances to go RUSSIA THREAT OR OPPORTTJ- NITY? Discuss This Ally May 15, Union Ballroom, 7 p.m. Refreshments. around, by any stretch of imagi nation, this year at least. Many men who already have applances, altho they are probably consider ably worn, jam the market places and make it impossible for many to buy who are just starting a home especially the veteran." "There isn't much basis in fact for the gossip you hear these days that appliances aren't as good as before the war. Most of them are as good or better because of the profitable wartime inventions ex perienced by most manufacturers. Some minor substitute material is being used now, but it isn't detri mental to the product." No Revolution Yet. Stressing that there may be a lot of temporary manufacturing companies organized to capitalize on the present shortage, Mr. Bar agar points out that you can't be stung if you buy "reputable goods." "From our research studies it is evident that the much dis cussed revolution in design and operation of household appliances in the post-war years simply isn't going to happen for quite a while at least, Mr. Baragar informed. Prices Same. "Contrary to prevailing opinion, retail prices at present on such things as washing machines, irons, stoves and refrigerators are the same, or less, than in 1942," he pointed out. FREE VARIETY SHOW Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck in "MEET JOHN DOE" Dirjted by Frank Copra 8:00 P. M., SUNDAY, MAY 12 UNION BALLROOM Coffee Hour 5 to 6 in Union Lounge Faculty Talks To Hi School College Grads Over 34 university faculty members will address approxi mately 100 high school and col lege graduating classes in the state during May and June, ac cording to a recent estimate made by Dr. W. C. Meierhcnry, assist ant director of the university ex tension division. A partial list of faculty menr bers who have accepted com' mencement speaking engage ments. schools ,and dates is as follows: Dr. George W. Rosenlof, direc tor of admissions: Imperial May 15, Arnold May 16, Benedict May 17, Salina, Kansas May 19, Auburn May 20, Nebraska City May 23, Uni of Nebr. Teachers high school and LeMars, Iowa- May 24, Ferry, Iowa May 22, and Skokie Township high school, Skokie, 111. June 13. Dr. K. O. Broady, director of the university extension division: Friend May 16, North Bend May 22, Arcadia May 23. Dr. Walter K. Bcggs, associate professor of history and principles of education and secondary edu cation: Wayne May 17, Cozad May 21, Underwood (Omaha) May 22, Kearney State Teachers college (morning) and West Point May 23, Plattsmouth May 24. Dr. LcRoy T. Laase, chairman of the department of speech and dramatic art: Unadilla May 14, Eagle May 15, Sterling May 16, Bradv Mav 17. Hubbard Mav 23. Dr. W. C. Meierhenry, assistant director of the university exten sion division: Thedford May 15, Republican City May 16. Dr. David Fellman, associate professor of political science: Rokeby May 9, Exeter May 16, Dr. W. H. S. Morton, professor of education: ril?er May 8, Ce dar Bluffs Mai 13, Weston May 14, Hebron May 15, Ong May 16, Bellevue May 23, Deshler May 24. Dr. H. C. Filley, professor of rural economics: Filley May 16, Harrison May 17. Dr. H. E. Bradford, professor of vocational education: Oketo, Kas. May 14, Battle Creek May 15, Whiting May 16. Effingham. Kas. May 17, Wakefield May 21, Snyder May 23, Arlington May 24. Dr. Ralph Bedell, professor of education, psychology! and meas urements: Bartley May 15, Ox fordMay 16, Elliot, la. May 23. Dr. W. R. Bailer, professor of educational psychology and meas urements: DeWitt May 17. C. C. Mintecr, associate profes sor of vocational education: Syra cuseMay 14, Howells May 23. Dr. W. E. Hall, associate pro fessor of educational psychology and measurements: Roca May 16. J. H. Paustian, instructor in practical mechanics: Cortland May 16. 1 The Ash Can Marihella Holcomb j;l (Ed. Note: Elmer Spraguc, champion of the returning veteran and the common people, pre-war member of the student publications board, and author of facetious themes for English classes, is today's guest editor of The Ash Can.) BY ELMER SPRAGUE Schuberholtz collapsed Just inside the Crib, and I had to drag him to the nearest booth. After four grapefruit cokes he had re covered enough to speak in a rasping whisper. "Why did you re vive me?" he snarled bitterly. "Schuberholtz, what's happened to you?" I asked sweetly. At my question he collapsed again. But after a shower of hot tears he began his story. "I," he paused for the effect, "I've been alone in the same room with Marthclla Solcomb," he said. "Oh, come, Schuberholtz," I remarked cheerfully, "Perseus was alone with Medusa. What arc you complaining about?" "But, I know, now," he said, and began sobbing again. "Know what?" I asked innocently. "I know why Mnrthella has been wearing those black glasses, all of this time," he said. "Why?"I gasped expectantly. SchuberholU gathered himself for the final effort, and whispered hoarsely, "So she could know how she would look in a Mortar Board mask." Poor Schubcrholtc, the terrible truth was too much for him. We buried him with a link of the daisy chain in his buttonhole, and a sprig of ivy between his teeth. e And there you have it, fellow imbibers (of the fountain of knowledge, that is). You just can't win. We carefully refrained from mentioning the game of Jacks which Tommie Cook promoted on the lounge carpet, thereby frightening Pat Lahr half out of her wits (she thought it was dominoes). We even resolved not to mention the hooks, crooks and curves included in the plans of the NROs for scraping together $366 per month to go to school next year by the simple expedient of marrying an ex service woman, and then letting her work. But we can't let the day go by without mentioning their appearance Tuesday on VE-Day plus 365. Only thing we needed for an Annapolis background was cobble stone streets, frowning chaperones in every door, and Chesapeake bay off to the right. On the tour of Navy Hall, of which you children shall hear more later, we did, however, find one prominent bay. Not to be confused with sick bay. This one was plenty healthy. Veterans Elect D. Kimmel Head Of Organization At a meeting of the Veterans Organization Tuesday night, Don Kimmel was elected chairman of the group. Other officers elected at the meeting were vice chairman Don Baker, secretary Joe Bolker, treasurer Richard Mattison, Pub lic Relations Richard Sinsel, Housing chairman, Carl Booton, Membership chairman, Bill Brown, athletic chairman. Jack Norman, ag representative, Joe Pappas and social chairman, Tom Smiley. By-laws supplementing the present vet constitution were adopted, subject prior to Student Council approval. yUOTINIER'S My MY" 112 A NORCROSS CaJ day of doyi detervet ipeclal attention. Come tee or MotheVi Doy ords, which ore especially lovely? They fodiate the troe ipirit of Mother', Doy ond will give a peciol happines to her." GOLDENROD STATIONERY STORE 215 North 14 South of Student Union 4xT Men's PE Club Hears Speakers Four talks by local sports fig ures were of special interest at the ifnal meeting of the Men's Physical Education Club which was held Tuesday night. May 7, in the N room at the coliseum. Glenn Presnell, assistant foot ball coach, spoke on Competitive Athletics; Charles Miller, profes sor in physical education, spoke on Physical Education; Ralph Beechner, athletic director and football coach at Lincoln High, had the topic High School Coach ing, and Lou Means, director of student physical welfare at the university, discussed Trends of Athletics. CHICK ODOR AND UNDER ARM PERSPIRATION in Just 2 Seconds! Voder arm pertpiratioa and odor vanish in tantly when you we the new S DAY UN DER ARM PADS or S DAY CREAM DE ODORANT. 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