THE NEBRASKAN
Friday, April 12, 1946
Page 4
Student Male
Female Species
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BY SID WELLS.
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with companions too numerous to
mention, have made a classifica-
tion of certain homo sapiens. We
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have chosen these boys because
they are good boys, and well
known by all:
The sweep them off the feet
method Bill Lear.
The strong silent type Johnny
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The two little hands in his huge
ones Tom Noble,
The I may be away for a year
or two Jud Ankron.
The candy and flower tech
nique (It worked!) Bill Swanson.
The man of the world maneuver
Bob Korte.
The unhappy childhood story
Kenny Fletcher.
The continental manner tech
nique Milton Mack.
The just a little boy system
Kenny Adams.
The you'll never see me again
tactics Gene Weiler
The strange fascination tech
nique Don Ashford
The Danny Kaye approach
Bob iox-
The indifferent attitude Gene
Mayburn.
Everybody's business is mine
Razz Barry.
The I hate women statement
Curt Hasselbach.
The good looks personality deal
Ray Spear.
The you're the only girl I've
ever noticed One Buzz Howard.
The "good-Joe" idea Ted
Krumand.
The good dancing maneuver
Bill Volchek.
The smooth manners technique
Ted Mabie.
ine ireat you iiKe a queen lype
Bernie Schwiger.
The let's have a lot of fun
Hermie Hermsmeir.
The faithful forever strategy
Ware Christianson.
The everything for you type
George Johnson.
The long loose and cool type
LeRoy Baughan.
When I speak you laugh Dutch
Meyar.
Maybe I'll call you, maybe I
won't Lyle Hicks.
Now for the fairer sex and no offense.
please, this Is all In fun,
I need your protection tactic
Marilyn Lowe.
I love to study but I adore going
out Ellie Swanson.
The independent type Winnie
Wolf.
I hate men where are they
Barbara Cypreansen.
The beautiful quiet type Shir-
ley Lierk.
Everybody's so wonderful
Jackie Scott. . .
The personality kid Jo Acker
man. 1 ne sweet loved by everyone
maneuver Gracie Smith.
Sophistication plus prettiness
Val Gould.
Good time on dates Ruth Korb.
Happy happy everybody
Pauhe Martz.
Cute like a teddy bear Phil
Steinhauer.
The athletic type Marie Col
lins. I'll test my powers over him
next week Sally Stuht.
Witty Les Glotfelty.
l ve been around and I can
prove it Genene Mitchell.
I'll smile today and maybe he'll
call L. B. Johnson.
The I'm smarter than you think
system Bobbie Busch.
The strange fascination tactic
Patti Holms.
The subtle humor Lorene
Novotny.
If I laugh he'll love me
Joanie Vingers.
You're making me fall in love
wkh you Ellie Lykke.
The I fall in love too easily
type Jeanne Jirdon.
Klub Cast Notice
All cast members of the
Kosmet Klub production, in
cluding candidates for Ne
braska Sweetheart and Prince
Kosmet, are to be backstage
by 1:15 Saturday, where they
will be given all final instruc
tions, according to Art Bein
dorff, show manager.
I Church Groups Schedule
palm Sunday Services
Several campus church groups
are planning special Palm Sun-
day services as part 01 meir ac
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weekend is the Pre-Easter Break-
fast, sponsored by the Ag Rel
igious council, Sunday morning at
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Tickets are 40 cents and everyone
is invited to attend, according to
council members. Speaker will be
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service at Pioneer Park Sunday
morning. They will leave the
Student Center at 6:20 a. m.. and
after returning from the service
they will have breakfast at the
Student Center.
Sunday evening, the Roger
Williams group will meet at the
First Baptist church at 5:45 and
will go to the Mt Zion Baptist,
where they will be guests of the
young people. Keguiar ounaay
morning services at the four Lin
coln Baptist churches will be held
at 11 a. m. A Coffee Chat is
scheduled for 7 Friday evening at
the Student Center.
Palms.
Palms will be distributed at the
Newman Club Mass at 11 a. m.
Sunday morning in Parlors x, y,
and z of the Union. During this
mass the Passion will also be read
by Jerry Gi Discussion Club for
Catholic students is at 7:30 Tues-
day evenings in room 315 of the
Union. Sunday afternoon at 2
o'clock a horseback riding party
wni be held, and those who wish
to attend are to meet in front of
the Newman Club office. Satur-
day afternoon Newman Club men
wiu g0 to St. Thomas orphanage
to help clean up the grounds,
LSA elections will be held at
the regular Sunday evening meet-
ing at the Center at 4:45. Weather
permitting, the meeting will be
held out of doors. Speaker will be
Dr. Leland Lesher, of the Grace
Lutheran Church, who will give
a character study of Judas. The
Ag campus group will meet at
5:30 at Peter Pank Park.
Chapel Service.
Lutheran Chapel service will be
held Sunday morning at 10:45 in
room 315 0f the Union, and at
this service a group of young peo
pie will be received into the
church. Miss June Gast will ac
company the hymns. Rev. H.
Erck is in charge of the service.
At the regular meeting of the
Christian Young People's Group
at the First Christian Church at
5 p. m. Sunday, Mrs. R. M. Ben-
son will give a review of the
book, "Sila, Son of Congo," by
Koidie Kutn wens, tsunaay bcnooi
for university students will be
held at the church at 9:30 a. m.,
and the worship service will be
at 10:45 a. m. The sermon topic is
"The Cross Answers the Ques
tion
Worship service at the First
Evangelical church will be held
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at 11 a. m.. and Sunday school,
at 9:45. At the ag students Chris
tian Fellowship at the church at
5:30 Sunday, Sue Fishwood will
lead meditations for a special
Palm Sunday service. The ag stu
dent group will also hold a Holy
Thursday Worship service on
April 18 at 7:30 p. m.
Betty Russel will give a read
ing entitled, "What Men Live By"
at the Presbyterian Studenl
Forum Sunday at 5:30 p. m. at
the Student House. The meeting
will be followed by a fellowship
supper. Bible Study at the stu
dent house is at 9:30 Sunday
morning, and the regular Sunday
morning services at the four
Presbyterian churches will be
held at 11 a. m.
Services for next week at the
University Episcopal church will
include blessing of the palms at
the 8:30 service and the proces
sion of the palms, choral euchar
ist, and sermon, at the 11 o'clock
Sunday morning; holy commu
nion at 10 a. m. Monday, and
Wednesday, and 7 a. m. Tuesday
and Thursday; and the mass of
the Pre-Sanctified at 10 a. m
Friday. The passion service will
be held from 12-3 p. m. Friday.
YMCA Directors
Will Draft Future
Plans Saturday
The recommended budget for
1947 will be presented by Prof.
Abraham Epp at the April YMCA
board of management meeting
Saturday noon at the city "Y," it
was announced by Leroy T. Laase,
chairman.
The board will also discuss the
program for studies at summer
school and personnel in terms of
a part time supervisor of YMCA
activities during the time Secre
tary Gordon Lippitt is attending
conferences and acting as dean
of students at the "Y" Estes Park
camp this summer.
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and that the satisfaction of shar
ing in the development of a big
ger and better state in these post
war years will in the final analy
sis be of greater value than the
glamour of the eastern press.
"Your opportunity is here at
home," he concluded.
Raye Kinner was elected vice
president of the society, and Vir
ginia Demel was named secretary.
Mary Springer is the 1946-47
treasurer.and Gaynelle Tusha was
elected keeper of the archives.
New pledges will be an
nounced on Ivy Day. Traditionally
new pledges, previously unin
formed, are routed from their beds
for an initiation breakfast on Ivy
Day morning.
Included on the program Thurs
day night was a skit presented
by the male members of the Aw
gwan staff.
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BY JEANNE KERRIGAN.
My roommate Just screamed
hysterically, "Oh, no! Not one of
those horrible things!" when I
casually mentioned that I was go
ing to compose a so-called feature.
(She just doesn't appreciate me.)
Of course, as I told her, L haven't
the vaguest notion of what to
write about so will just rattle on
and hope that something comes
of it a stroke of genius perhaps.
That would do the trick.
Now if I could just find a
genius with a stroke, everything
would be all set. I realize, how
ever, that there is no such thing
as a genius in Lincoln and we
will have to get along without the
stroke.
Booth Babblings.
You know, if you just sit still
long enough, you eventually see
everyone and everything going on.
So, we've decided to rent a per
manent booth in the Crib (plug)
and watch the big wheels go by.
For the last three and one-half
minutes, I've been watching some
noor. misguided girl try to light a
cigaret. She and her escort have
wasted three and one-half min
utes of my time and theirs (lO1
minutes altogether) and 14
matches and have exhausted all
of his patience. By now, her face
has turned several violent shades
of red, purple and green. Is she
embarrassed! Let me tell you how
embarrassed she is! Ha. (Maybe
someone should tell her not to
blow out on the cigaret.)
Six Mortar Boards just marched
in and seated themselves right
across from us ... A period of
Third Floor
clierry-o
PlAGEE'S
Our precious peplum suit-dress okayed by the Minx
Modes Junior Board Review! It's a pert young day
timer . . . with bright cherries clustered at the pint-size
waistline . . . pique collar and cuffs . . . white stitching
tres smart on the black spun rayon. Sizes 13 to 17. . .
$11.5
Exclusive in Lincoln with Ma gee'
JhiL WoaIcL 9a.
reverent silence . . . Crash, bang
excuse me while 1 pick up my
dental work that just dropped
out when my mouth fell open
with utmost and respectful awe.
This shattering encounter will
probably leave me weak for daze.
Awf wan Angles.
Just saw a certain Awgwan
staff member (guess who) appar
ently propounding one of his pet
theories to some helpless victim.
In fact he had her tied and
gagged. Coming a little closer we
accidentally overheard that the
lowly person has it all figured out
who the Mortar Boards and Big
Wheels are going to be on this
campus for the next two or three
years.
Anyone interested in finding
out his future may make an ap
pointment and be enlightened for
a small fee. I will leave you now
biting your nails, tearing your
hair, studying for exams (how'd
that get in here( and worrying
about your future.
Tassels ...
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Jackie Scott, toastmistress.
Initiates are: Joan AcKerman,
Mnrtre Alexis. Jean Alloway.
Nancy Bachkora, Shirley Bacon,
Marion Campen, jean nuquisi,
Velma Doerr, Mary Esther Dun
can, Doris Easterbiook, Phyllis
Fi-ppH. Kav Wenk. Louise Gold.
Marthclla Holcomb, Joyce Keck-
ley, Marcia Mockett, Kuth meters,
Harriet Quinn, Jackie Tobin, Ber
nice Zajicek and Lorraine Zohn.
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