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Friday, April 2, 1943 DALY NEBRASKAN BY JIDGE MASON. Staff Member Rivals Emily Post; Tells How to Lose Pals i Those poor unfortunate victims j who may be classified as readers of this column will be happy to know the canned Btock of moron jokes is running out. This is our last sad attempt: Did you hear about the campus coeds who cut off their arms so they could wear ehort-sleeved sweaters. What could be more appropriate than to start out with a predic tion? Anything! Prediction: Beta Wilbur Weid j man will lose his pin before May ! to his blond high school flame -eSally White. Aipna I III I Liy vjlliifcciii iciui- ored beautifully from her steady deal and was seen coking in the Union Thursday with ATO Bob Ol son. While sleuthing in the Union erill we came upon a very touch ing siffht Jo Ann Kinsey and Ginny McCulla crooning to each other over their cokes. Leaving for Omaha. In the past two weeks the short age of men has been blamed on the ERC but this week end Omaha is the cause. Leaving for "entertain ment" town are ATO Birdie James and Thota Marge Heyn, Nina Nix, Alpha Chi, and Beta Dick Howell, Alpha Phi Margaret Reese and Beta Burt Folsom, Theta Barbara Schlater and Bill Gist, and Alpha Phi Suzie Lynch and Beta Dick Smith. One would wonder if a picnic could be called an honor party but the undaunted Gamma Phis inform us that they are giving a picnic in honor of Natalie Newman and Paul Teich from Ames. It should be a good send off to the army. Gals Sing to Profs. One of the brighter sororities on the campus remembered their pro cessors April 1 by calling them to sing "April Fool's day to you" or how to get along with your profs. An interesting sight seen within the last few weeks is Paula Lee Jones with ATO Don James. Don's brother Bob is engaged to Paula's sister Mary Jean. How's that for keeping it in the family? Bill Wisman Sigma Nu will be given the brush off this week end by Pat Beadle, Chi O, when Pat's ,boy friend from the air corps ar rives in town. As one cadet re turns another leaves putting Dorothy Black, Chi O, back into circulation. Taking Bob Jenkins place this week end will be ATO Bob Buxton. Add a Wedding. Betty Klingle Alpha Xi will be married Friday evening to cadet Jack Kniccly in St. Louis, Mo. Standing up with the couple at the ceremony will be Jean Wochner, Alpha Xi, and cadet Dale Brocke meier Farmhouse. Eddie McCullough, Alpha Sig, stepped blindly into trouble when he started dating Pat Mclllece and Ginny Kousel, Gamma Phis. Both girls being the best of friends, it is not impossible that Eddie will be dragged over the coals. What could be rarer than the news that ATO Bob Schlater just hung his pin on DG Jane Emery? In fact the news is so rare that we can only end by saying "April Fool is gone and past, and it looks like we're the biggest fools at last." BY NORRIS ANDERSON. We've been drafted to give the heretofores and whoretofores here on what is wrong with life in gen eral and how to make yourselves popular. People love other people who make them do things for them particularly if it is performing such small courtesies as squeezing one's self, in one's best suit, under neath the seats in a theater in search of a shoe. Or scraping up and down steps gathering a few truant articles that Just "slipped" out of a purse, accidentally dropped by a coy bit of female fluff. Those Hats! There are, of course, innumer able other methods of making yourself desirable to your scads of friends wear the largest off the face hat you have to a movie just to show your pixie features. No one will blame you, of course, if you don't want to mess your hair by removing it. If you are spending the night at a sorority house, be sure to un dress in front of a lighted window. Such organizations as the Phi Sigs or Sig Delts unanimously approve. That Clean Smell? ? Always go horseback riding just before coming to classes and don't make yourself late by taking time to wash or change your clothes. No one minds a good clean outdoor odor, so the whole class will enjoy the rustic atmosphere you carry with you. Below are several poems which further illustrate our "Win Friends and Influence People" campaign: Bathroom hogs Who disregard time Better beware When they pass this line. His love of horses Mules and Asses Smells acute , In schoolroom classes. Overstuffed purse And a very loose snap Shows unpatriotic Hoarding of scrap. Watch out my dear! On this we frown The wolves will howl If the blinds aren't down. Hats in movies Which some girls wear Cause men around them To shriek and swear! We have one more gripe to at tribute here before this chatter closes: That those Union sign painters learn how to spell. Really, boys! 304 Children MakeUniHead 'Mom'' Hope OXFORD, Ohio. (ACP.. Because she has four sons and 300 'daugh ters,' girls at Western college have chosen ther president, Mrs. Alexander Thomson, to be West em's candidate for America's out standing mother of 1943. They are sending her name to the Golden Rule foundation, which selects America's "Outstanding Mother" each spring. "Ordinarily," they said in nomi nating her, "college students think only of their own mothers on Mother's day. But in the two years Mrs. Thomson has been with us we have come to know, admire and love her. She has often called the Western commun ity one big family, and because this is true we think of her as the head of our college family." A! i Miss Petty Tells Changes In Foundation Chairmanship of three offices rf the .Student Foundation have bom altered recently, according to Polly Ann Pttty, head of the organization. Replacing Lila Jean Howell, who is new district vicp-ehair-m;ui f the Foundation, is Mar gery Hull as chairman of Dis trict IV. Shirley King replaces John Dale as chairman of Dis trict VI. Dale has left for the armed forces. Mary Ann Mattoon was ap pointed to the position of as sistant publicity chairman. Con tributions to the War Fund in t he last week include $25 bonds from g Social Council, Alpha Gamma Pho, Theta Pi and Gamma Phi Beta, A present the 1-2-3 of spring fashions! l- Dresses Get the new Chester field influence in this Perry Brown far hion. Wade of sun-tan "zick- . . . with down the soft black and but- zack" fabric trim stitching front . . . and velvet coiiar tons. Suits . Tailored or dressmaker suits . . . m qabardine, soft wools. Wear them everywhere ... to school with sweaters, on dates with pretty blouses. Scarlet, grass green, daffodil yellow, and summer blue. 3- Coats ill i W ft fun iti NT Coats in classic. drape or fitted styles . . . in Shetlands, twills, flee.ces, or coverts. Wear them over your suit for a perfect three piece ensemble. Visit Mageefe third floor ond get your Spring outiitsl Paradise pumps- Those perfectly heavenly shoes! Fo sure to bring your No. 1 ration book when shopping . . . enclofe ration stamp No. 17 when ordering ty mail. 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