Sunday, March 7, 1943
DAILY NEBRASKAN
BY WOLFGANG MONROE.
Not by popular request but be
cause no one else would take the
job on Saturday morning I return
to you.
Before you read any further I
promise:
Not to bore you with poems.
Not to bore you with poems
that don't lhyme.
Not to bore you with scandal
that is old,
To Bore You.
Things I Would Like to See.
Dorothy Browne take Chick
Thome's pin.
The Farm House boys and the
AGU's get together for a nice so
ciable party like the Fjii-Tau
Tussle.
The memoirs of an ex-politician
written jointly by Chris Peterson
and Jawn Mason.
Mary Louise Goodwin and John
Bauermeister declare their inten
tions. Can this be love or is it
maybe just friendship.
Paul Weaver come back to Iin
coln just once before the ERC is
called. That is anytime before the
next war.
Dick Arnold without that uni
form. Kosmet Khib put on a spring
show even if they had to revive
something like "Ski Stealers" and
conic out in a public statement
that they DID actually make a
profit.
Questions no One Will Answer
for Me.
Why are they taking cots into
the new library'
Why Georgia Kolar lets Max
Iaughlin use her car so often?
Oh for a woman like that.
What Bob Miller and Cappy are
always so serious about? Don't
they ever smile when they are to
gether? They always act as if
they bad just finished a discussion
on relativity.
Why, if four out of five Ne
braska girls are beautiful, that
the fifth one goes to the Univer
sity?
Why Bill Gist doesn't settle
down to some steady dating with
Earbnra Schlater?
Why some people don't catch
the measles? (Get the hint
Elmer?)
Why McNutt picks on Karl
Arnrit?
Why the FCC went to all the
trouble with UNEB ? It seems sort
of stupid to go thru all the red
tape when a warning would have
done just as well.
Things I Would Like to See Again
All the boys that have been
drafted return for a big reunion
A really crooked election so
Sprague would really have some
thing to howl about
The Thetas renew their feud
With the Phi Psis.
Mary Thorley, Mary Mason, Kay
Detweiler, Marj Heyn, and Helen
Goodwin free of the tie that binds
This for the benefit of untold
millions of wolves.
Bob Henderson pay more atten
tion to his driving when he is es
corting Mary Miles to the library
The ex-politicians drink .seven
cups of coffee in the union at one
sitting:. It has been done.
Add Things i;en: Dancing at
the dorm party Friday night were
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Iowa State Wins
Shoulder Match
Over UN Team
Nebraska's ROTC rifle team fell
twenty points short of victory yes
terday afternoon, as Iowa State
won the shoulder to shoulder
match here by a score of 1447 to
1427.
Firing the opponents to a stand
still, in individual performances,
Roger Anderson and James Stuart
tied the high scores for the Iowa
team with a score of 370. It was
the aggregate total of the entire
team, however, that cost them the
match.
The match was fired on the
retmlar rifle ranee in the basement
of Andrews. It was the team's
fust and only shoulder to shoulder
match of the year. Individual
spores for all four positions, prone.
sitting, kneeling, and standing are
as follows:
Jr. J. R. Steinert (IS), 99-98-90-83:
370; Roger Anderson (Neb.)
94-95-87-84: 360; W. H. Slade (IS)
100-95-97-78: 370; J. H. Stuart
(Neb.) 97-90-92-82: 370; K. W.
Nelson 98-97-91-62: 348; J. W.
Hamilton (IS) 93-97-88-81: 359;
and F. L M'Clafferty (Neb.) 98-9G-
85-58: 337.
Survey
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scholastic aptitude and achieve
nifnt Kixtv nereent of the stu
dents who have scheduled such
tests and conferences during the
nresent school vear rated among
the upper two-fifths of freshmen
on the pre-registration guiaance
tests, while less than 20 percent
rated anions the lower two-fifths.
Unclassified Students Take Most
f Tests.
Aptitude tests have met with
paiticular favor by junior division
students who have been unclassi
fied who remained, for a semes
ter or more, unidentified with any
particular college. Many of the
unclassified students possess ex
ceptionally good ability which fur
ther emphasizes the point that
good ability and clarity of voca
tional objectives do not necessarily
tm together. A lareer proportion
of unclassified students than of
any other group have taken ad
vantage of the junior division's
testing and consulting servicer
The demand for aptitude testing
and related counselling has neces
sitated expansion of the facilities
for this type of work. Recently
another room in University Hall
was taken over as a testing lab
oratory.
Margaret Fortune and Bob Wink
ler; Don Warner, Farm House, and
Donna Kelly; Selma Pfingsten and
Phil Myers; Barbara Stahl and
Malcom Byers, Phi Psi; and De
lores Kemnitz and Flaven Johnson.
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there was another eight inches of
copy life in the old typewriter.
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Press Offices
Will Be Moved
To 1iV Campus
Headquarters of the Nebraska
Press Association will be moved
to university hall about June 1
in order to promote closer co
operation between newspaper
editors of Nebraska and the uni
versity school of journalism ac
cording to a plan endorsed by
the members of the association
at the close of their business ses
sion yesterday
The board of regents ex
pressed general approval of the
plan during pre-convention ne
gotiations. Headquarters of the
association will be located in
offices adjacent to those of the
school of journalism, and a full
time secretary-office manager,
Miss Nancy Mahood, will be
placed in charge of the office.
Professor Harold Hamil, di
rector of the school of journal
ism, will act in an advisory ca
pacity for the association.
Litllefield Will Address
Social Service Lecture
Mr. Oscar Littlefield, associate
director of the Lincoln U.S.O., will
be the first speaker on a series
of weeklv public lecture discus
sions on social services in war
time.
The lecture will be given Thurs
day at 4:30 p. m. in the faculty
lounge of the Union. Subject of
the address will be ''The United
Service Organization."
Workmeister to Deliver
Principle Address at Convo
Dr. W. H. Werkmcister. asso
ciate professor of philosophy at
the university, will deliver me
principal address at the Honors
Convocation at the University ot
Omaha March 22
There is little danger that war's
heavy demands will deplete the
American forests, says Dow. V.
Baxter, associate profesor or su
vice and forest pathology in the
University of Michigan of forestry
and conservation
this spring
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For Midwestern Colleges
Army Air Force Announces
'Earning and Learning' Plan
... In Aircraft Inspection
a mv.oium whereby men and women will be paid substantial
salaries and expenses while being trained in colleges as inspectors
otrrinnAs was announced recently by Brigadier eneral Ray G. Harris,
supervisor of the midwestern procurement district of the army air
forces.
The "earning while learning" program in the Midwest and South-
.. i xinaooo fit Oklahoma A. & M. Colleere at Still-
water, Oklahoma, March 1 and 8,
hattan, Kansas, March 15. Nego
fiotinna arc under way with a
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third university, uenerai narna
added.
Those selected for training will
receive annual pay of $1,752, in
cluding overtime, to start train
ing, plus $3 a day expenses dur
ing the training course, mose wan
higher qualifications or marked
Ability mav start at or be pro
moted to $1,971 or $2,190 a year
during the course or upon graaua
tinn The will live a campus life,
with room and board costing them
only $35 to $50 a montn. ana
transportation furnished.
Train for six wees.
Maior Vincent Amos, chief of
the inspection section, said there
will be a general inspection course
of six weeks for trainees. If the
student passes it, he or she will
either be assiimed to a plant (as
close to home as possible) to be
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an air forces inspector, or win oe
given six more weeks of special
ized schooling, according to me
person's aptitudes, then be as
signed to a plant. Subsequent ad
vancement to erades as high as
$3,528, including overtime, will de
pend on the ability ot tne in
dividual or vacancies in the higher
Union Sponsors Square
Dancing Classes on Ag
Square dancing classes on ag
campus will begin Tuesday at 7:30
n. m. in the activities building.
Mr. Ralph D. Copcnhaver will be
instructor ror me classes.
Thes free dance classes will
be held every Tuesday night for
six weeks, unaer tne sponsorsnip
or tne biuaeni union
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and at Kansas State College, Man
brackets, Major Amos stated.
For trainees, only a nign. school
education or equivalent mechani
cal experience is required, college
education or mechanical training
or experience in chemistry,
nhvsics. mathematics, woodwork.
machining, sheet metal work, en
gineering arawing or uiueprint
reading are preterreo.
Qualify for Inspectors.
Persons with advanced colleire
trninin? or six months to a year's
experience in aircraft p'lants or
one to two year s mecnanicai ex
perience may quality immeuiateiy
as inspectors and be put to work
right away after a one or two
week course at the district train
ing school at Wichita.
Applicants between the ages of
20 and 40, with at least one year
of eolleee and in fairly crood phys
ical condition are preferred. Ap
plicants must not oe empioyea at
present in defense industries or
be 1A, 2A, 2B or 3A in draft
status, though A3 with one child
will be considered.
Several hundred inspectors are
needed. It is expected that about
half of those hired will be women.
They will have a civil service
status.
The application blanks, for army
air forces inspector, should be ob
tained at the nearest post office or
civil service office, filled out, and
mailed to the District Supervisor,
Midwestern Procurement District,
Army Air Forces, P. O. Box 117,
Wichita. Kansas, attention Train
ing Unit, Inspection Section. Ap
plicants should not contact the
Wichita headquarters until noti
fied to do so.