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Concerning women
Women are women and that's all
right
To iay we could live without them
would be trite,
What would be the fun of going
to the beach?
What would be school without
women to teach?
They are funny, fickle, insane and
cruel
But men still enjoy them as a gen
ual rule.
Now the other night I had a date
She told me she'd be ready just
about eight.
So I was Ihere at precisely that
time
Good Lord: She wasn't ready till
about nine.
On her hennaed curls she wore a
hat
A creation from Hollywood from
Prefat.
It covered at least one-sixteenth
of her head
And looked more like mother's
flower bed.
We went to the movies I've forgot
the name
It concerned a man that was going
insane.
She wept till her mascara was
completely gone
It was then I discovered her eyes
were brown.
I comforted her as much as I
could
But at that Rort of thing I'm not
much good.
If I stroke their hand they think
I'm fresh
If I stroke their hair it's one fine
mess.
When I took her home and ven
tured a kiss
I ducked real quick and thank
Heaven she missed
But women are women and that's
all right
To say we could live without them
would be tiite.
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Dear Aunt Fanny:
I am a freshman pledge in a
fraternity and I keep hearing ru
mors about hour dances starting
this week. Tell me, dear Aunt
Fanny, what is this hour dance
business ?
(Signed) Bewildered.
Business is right, kid; it's a
monopoly. Hour dances are inven
tions of the devil and you'd better
stay home and curl up with a
good book.
The whole idea is to trap you
into the social whirl before you
know what the gag is. It's called
an "hour" dance because it usually
lasts until the house mother starts
dropping hints for the boys to go
home, like throwing their coats
in their faces and setting off alarm
clocks. It's called a "dance" be
cause it's really an endurance con
test to see whether freshmen can
take it.
There are certain rules of eti
quette to be followed and Aunt
Fanny wants to see to it that
you're wised up before the girls
put the skids to you.
For example, you should never
grab the first girl you see and
start dancing. You should wait
until she says:
"Wudja caretuh dance?"
Then you say "Okay by me,
babe" and let your impulse be your
guide. However, it's best to wait
until they turn on the phonograph.
The chances are you'll see your
favorite friend there and want to
dance with her all evening. But
the girls are trained to keep you
in circulation. They'll get rid of
you like you was the three of
spades.
Then you look at your watch
as though you had to catch a
train in ten seconds, mumble,
"Wudja excuse me a moment? I ;
gotta see a guy about ten bucks e
he owes me." Then you beat
it out the side door, smoke a ci
garette, wait until your girl has
a spare moment and return to
the melee.
Well, it's like war, kid. You
don't know what's it Irke till
you've been under fire.
Your ever loving Aunt Fanny.
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Pert and proper are Nancy Halligan, left, and Janet Moon, both
members of Alpha Phi, as they leave for their first class, Thursday
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