THE DAILY NEBRASKAN, THURSDAY. MARCH 31. 1938
PACE THRLt
By June Bierbower.
One question which has been
making life miserable far the past
few weeki In, why are Nebraska's
grid candidates so miserably puny?
Only 19 of 65 men scale 200
pounds, or over, although it Is true
another Is at 199.
Really, It's beyond comprehen
sion, although perhaps the recent
drouths, tornadoes, rioods, bliz
zards, and that earthquake of two
or three years ago, may have been
detrimental to the health of Ne
braska rys.
Colorado's coach, Bunny Oakes,
told Alan Gould that 40 of the
Huskers weighed between 219 and
260, and we understand that poor
Alan was sndly disappointed when
he saw the Midgets of the Mid
lands, What can be done to rem
edy such a state of affairs is be
yond our knowledge, but solutions
will be welcomed by the Huskcr
coaching staff and by this corner.
Nicknames for Huskers:
Paul Amen Silent Susie.
Bill Pfelff Bony.
Jack Dodd Snail,
timer Dohrmann Squirt.
Lloyd Grimm Lavender and
Old Lace.
BUI Callihan Schultzenhel-
mer.
Herman Rohrig Paddy O'
Announcement that the varsity
band will play at all university
baseball games and that both the
Tassels and Corn Cobs cheering
sections will be present at every
game, was of interest to all who
read it. With the crowds of six
and seven thousand that usually
see the Husker nine play, the band
and rooters should make the
games even more colorful than
they arc now.
Especially gratifying to Ne
braska fans and Fred Ware is
Iowa U.'s extraordinary interest
In Omaha high school football
players, especially Benson's Bob
Brown. Isn't it nice to see coaches
taking interest in a boy not within
their own state. It exhibits their
lack of provincialism, their broad
mindedness, and their cosmopoli
tan Ideas on football teams.
Huskers Oust Go
nn
CONFERENCE HEADS
COAX BIFF JONES
TO SIGH CONTRACT
Sam Francis Eligible
For Nebraska Gridplay;
Makes Fourth String.
By John "Scoop" Stuart.
Joining the Big Ten, the dream
which la uppermost In the fevered
minds of all loyal Cornhusker foot
ball roothers througout the great
fertile plains of Nebraska, for the
past several decades, Is now an
actunl realization as papers had
been signed early this morning In
Minneapolis, Biff Jones having
taken a special plnne to attend.
Minnesota dropped out of the
conference, unofficial reports stat
ing that the Norsemen feared their
supremacy had been lost, and
thinking It wise to withdraw with
out further blemish at the hands
of the scarlet and cream. The
statement issued from the Gopher
camp to the press ran to the effect
thHt Minnesota's discontinuance
of Big Ten relations was to make
room for Nebraska, as no other
team would resign, particularly
Chicago U., who wanted to be In
the same conference with the
Huskers.
Everybody Happy,
Votes of the populace through
out the Big Ten area, taken last
week, were overwhelmingly In fa
vor of Nebraska's joining the
circuit while the officials and
coaches of the respective uni
versities were Immensely pleased
with the poll. The Cornhuskers'
sudden rise to popularity has been
culminating and finally overflowed
the pot with Nebraska's whipping
all three of its Big Ten foes last
fall. The "White Spot" state joined
the conference wdth the' under
standing that It was not to
schedule games with any of the
member teams, but to play out
side the circuit, which would bring
honor and glory to the Big Ten
schools without being forced to
I struggle against the mighty all
The United States is the world's I powerful steam-rolling Huskers,
Writers have their troubles, too.
If one says the earth Is round, an
organization somewhere in Amer
ica will feel attacked. This does
not refer to Daily Nebraskan re
porters or to Nebraska's status as
the white spot of the nation.
his beard that it was about time
they had asked us to join. He
states that he signed the papers
only after great persuasion and
many lucrative offers, one being
that the Eig Ten considers Sam
Francis an amateur and eligible to
play football with the Nebraska
team. However, as Sam Framiu
has only a berth on the fourth
squad, It Is doubtful If he will get
to see any action next fall.
Gifts Shower Jonesmen.
Other special accomodations
have been provided for the Husk
ers. The Pullman Car Co. Is work
ing under full steam to finish the
streamlined train with built-in
bunks which will accomodate the
grldsters on their long trips over
the country next fall. The Spald
ing Sporting Goods Co., as special
acknowledgment, is donating an
entire new line of football togs and
Jerseys with Its special type
streamlined helmets to the Corn
huskers and its newest Invention
of rubber toed shoes, which add 25
yards when the kicker boots the
ball.
Inquiries have been pouring in
from all parts of the country de
manding an explanation of the
Husker state's phenomenal climb
up the sports ladder. Although no
tralnlne tahlo is ninintnii)Pd here
at Nebraska, it has been reveaied j
that all squad members ate goon
meat, issued to them by the ath
letic department. Only by chance,
was this discovered by a scout
from Pittsburgh, who saw the last
consignment, in a box car on the
Burlington track, opened.
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PITT PANTYWAISTS
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largest user of coffee, consuming
about l'i billion pounds a year or
450 cups for each Inhabitant. Yeh,
no foolin.'
once the pride and joy of the Big
Six.
Major Jones was not particu
larly plaeased, rumbling through
KUPER
MINUTE
RUNS FOUR
MILE AS
TRACKMEN GO WILD
3 Men Break World Record
In Discus Heaving; Mills
Puts Shot 58 Feet Plus.
Husker tracksters went wild
yesterday In the last practice prior
to the opening of the outdoor sea
son, and broke records right and
left. In the feature event of the
day, Glenn Kuper became the first
man in history to run a four-minute
mile.
Kuper, running with Al Cun
"ningham, who has been working
out on the Husker track for the
last week, clipped five full seconds
off Cunningham's best time as he
went around the track four times
in 3:59.4, eclipsing Cunningham's
phenomenal time of 4:04.4 a few
weeks ago. Willie Andrews also
ran in this race, but as he had
been out of action for several days
with a leg injury, he was unable
to keep up with the fast pace set
by Kuper, and finished a poor sec
ond In 4:03.9. Cunningham, com
pletely exhausted, dropped out of
the race half way through the
fourth quarter.
"P" 8chulte Happy.
Commenting on Kuper's race,
Coach "Pa" Schulte said that he
should have done several seconds
better. According to the Husker
mentor, Kuper did everything that
a track man shouldn't do, and that
with a few days In which to per
fect his form, Kuper should push
the record down to 3:56.
Three men broke the accepted
world record for the discus. Joe
Mills started the parade with a
heave of 180 feet In his first trial.
Mills had hardly stepped from the
ring when Bill Brock added four
fet to his performance. Then Jon
athan Pfeiff failed to even equal
the old standard, as he got off a
poor 174. Neither Mills nor Brock
surpassed Brock's 184 in their next
turns, but In his second attempt,
Pfelff sent the platter out for 188
feet. Mills finished the day with a
mighty heave of 190 feet.
Schulte was more satisfied with
the discus men than he was with
Kuper, but he still feels that none
of these men have got their maxi
mum distance yet Mills, he said,
the least highly developed man
of the group.
rfiuls Makes It Two.
MillH made it a double for the
dav aa he ecllosed Perctval Tor
rance's shot put record, heaving
the 16 pound weight 58 feet 31
inches. After making this heave.
Mills claimed that the shot was
heavier than the regulation 16
pounds, and upon actually weigh
ing it, the shot was found to be
1'2 pounds overweight.
Another trio, running the half
mile, finished in a dead heat at
1:50, These men were Hank West,
It's a glorious day out here in
Nebraska.' The sun is not shining
but we needn't worry the white
spot is always the bright spot of
the nation, and anyway electricity
is dirt cheap In Lincoln. (Yen but
dirt la pretty dern expensive.) We
have a big Job ahcHd of us today
as there is a baseball game, the
Big Six track meet, the confer
ence golf meet, the Louis-Thomas
fight, and the Pitt-Nebraska foot
ball game, and we arc the only
member of the staff around to
write the stories and we must be
home for dinner flt 6 and it Is 5:45
now. Well here goes.
The teams are lined up ready
for the klckoff. Zuspann got a 250
yard drtve and Thomas landed a
left jab. Simmons leads the tennis
In the 440 around the first curve
and Amen comes to but, Zuspann
chips out of the sand in a two
base hit for Amen ns ho goes
around left end for a nice right
cross to Thomas' jaw for a time i
of 51.8. There're in the back I
stretch now as the team stands I
two up at the end of the eighth
inning with two more rounds to go
In the fourth quarter.
With It 20-6 Louis answers the
bell for the tenth round and the
boys are pretty groggy. Who
wouldn't be after ten rounds? The
Brown Bomber gets ready to
throw one which lands In the arms
of Grimm who chips out of the
trap to win the heat with a homer.
Coach Hagan Protests
Underhanded Practices
Of Blackspotters.
PITTSBURGH, March 31: Spe
cial to .Dally Nebraskan. Athletic
Director James Hagan at Pitts
burgh university revealed today
that the Pitt Pantywaists. for
merly known as Panthers, have
refused to meet the Nebraska
Blackspotters, heretofore callel
Cornhuskers, on the gridiron next
your.
Hiigun backed his statement
with a protest Hgainst the unfair
trade practices Nebraska football
has adopted. Case number one he
stated was the deceitful treachery
the Blackspotters used against the
Pantywaists In last falls game.
The gentleman-like, sporting
blooded Pitt team had been play
ing fairly and squarely against the
Ncbraskans when suddenly Two
Gun Andrews, In the act of re
turning a punt, double crossed the
Pantywaists by tossing the bail
back to Shootin' Sessil Dodd. who
promptly ran for a touchdown.
Protests Secret Practices.
Had the play been executed on
the spur of the moment, or had
the Pitt youngsters been warned
beforehand, Hagan ststed that he
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would have overlooked the mutter
However, to have practiced the j
plsy for weeks in secret drill, with
the sole thought In mind of spring
ing it against Pitt, was more than
the Smoky Cltlans would tolerate.
Reason number two was Blfl
Jones' backhanded, crafty method
of holding secret practice. Any
coach, excepting Jock Sutherland,
who is suspicious of outsiders, is
not a big enough man to coach n
football team, stated Hagan.
Third reason Is Nebraska's un
scrupulous lnfringment on Pitt's
territory when drawing players Is
concerned. Pitt, by one of these
oversights which anyone is prone
to make, let Fred Shlrey go to
Washington and Jefferson, where
he became entangled In the claws
of the Weir family and came to the
Bluekspot for his footballing.
Closest spot to Nebraska that the
Pantywaists have taken players
from is Siuox City, Iowa, much
farther from Lincoln than is
Lntrobe from Pittsburgh.
Some hope for renewal of ath
letic relations in future years
could be gleaned from Hagan's
concluding statement, though. He
said, "Three mistakes do not make
a millennium. When Nebraska
learns to put its athletics on a
common-cents basis, the Panty
waists will he pleased to attempt
reconciliation."
CORNHUSKERS GET
ROSE BOWL BID
TO END HOWL
Charley Brock and Bob Mills, members of the Huskers' spotted
forward wall, are enjoying the unusual facilities provided by the
modern and up to date coliseum. Despite the huge sire of these two
gentlemen they are both able to get Into the same contraption,
thanks to the far-sightedness of the legislature of 1876. The tubs
are perpendicular instead of horizontal and you stand up In the wa
ter up to your neck.
Country
Tired of Hearing
White Spotter's Excuses.
LOS ANGELKS. (By Way of i
the High Seas.) The committee in
charge of selecting the Rose Bowl
opponent for New Year's Day has
concluded that they will select Ne
braska because of the fine show- ;
lng made in spring practice. j
A team on the west coast has j
not as yet been selected but th j
officials assured Nebraska that i
the team would be easy enough for '
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to the light mid down.)
; the whltespotters to beat, even if
I they had to gel a Pasadena high
j school tenni. It is still doubtful if
' there will be sunshine for the
I game, and should old sol refuse
j to shine the game will probably
I take on the semblance of a weV
' polo game.
j One in me main reasons ,
l braska has bee; selected win, lo.
or draw is that the country is tired
: to hearing all of the rumpus from
the center ot the nation every tune
the Huskers win a game It is
thought that this setup game in
the Rose Bowl will serve to qui' t
the spotters.
Library Gets Butler's 0. K.
Before Buying Love Book
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students taking philosophy;
"Everything Made Kasy" by Paul
D. Fender of the psychology de
partment; "Romances in Lat.n" by
R. V. Stuffe; "Shnke Them Bones"
by Dr. A. P. KwLng of the museum
staff; "Cubism a Mathematical
Phenomena" by Allen II. Jabre. in
structor in nrithematic zero
The librarian staff plans to have
all the new books labeled and In
the shelves ready for use by Fri
day, April .
AG CAMPUS SETS
UP CAMP EAST
OF SOSH HALL
(Continued from Page 1.)
under difficulties, chiefly con
cerned with extermination of ir
radlcable phys ed majow, who re
fused to he driven from their
stamping grounds of yesteryear
and who stood firmly entrenched
behind the next to the last bush
on the cornet1 of 12th and R, hurl
ing earthworms, pig weeds and In
vectives nt the invaders.
Morris Lipp, civic minded stu
dent union propagandist, also
came out en masse today to wit
ness the breaking of the sod on
the mall, recklessly tci.ring open
two and n half packages of Rus
sian peanuts and flinging the
seeds to the three winds (Morrie
standing in front of the other onci.
The peanuts when fully grown
will be used In the student union
cafeteria or, if fully grown enough,
will be wrapped in miniature
Becchie packages and destributed
by nmni-present, "call" for Beech
ies" Chuck Tanton.
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was scheduled with Lincoln high
in hopes that the Nebraska men
would finally come through. But
who has worked out very little this I when the last event had been run
year; John Calnon, and Jack : off, the prep boys were way out
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Brownlee. Brownlee, running later
In the mile, showed the effects of
this 880, and was held to 4:10.1.
Other outstanding performances,
though they broke no records,
were Sam Simmons' :46.9 and Pat
Pankonln's ;474 quarter, Verl
Athey's and Harold Newman's 13
feet 10 Inches in the pole vault,
Ray Baxter s 6 feet 5'i Inches in
the high Jump, Bill Frank's and
Eldon Gish'a times of :14.3 for the
high hurdles, and :26.5 for the low
hurdles, respectively, Frank's 210
feet with the javelin, and Harold
Catch's 9:31.1 In the two mile.
Dawson Alone Falls.
The only Husker who failed to
turn In an excellent performance
was Dale "Modest Boy ' Dawson.
After his fourth attempt to better
20 feet In the broad jump, Dawson
quit In diss-!:'., hi t best leap being
19 feet 4i . inu.;.. in an attempt
to redeem himself, wDawson then
ran a 220, and could do no better
than :23.9 In that.
At the end of the day's prac
tice. Coach Schulte shocked the
Lincoln sports reporters, by pre
dicting tht the Huskers would
probably place In only one or two
events in the Texas relays, which
are being held In Cheyenne, Okl.,
Thursday. This Is the first time In
the memory of any Lincoln news
paper man, that Schulte has not
forecast an easy victory for the
Husker team.
In the paat, when the coach said
that the Scarlet and Cream would
win by wide margins, It haa al
ways lost. No Nebraska team has
won a single meet as long as
Schulte haa been coach at Ne
braska. Last year a special meet
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ahead, by a 81 to 25 score.
Schulte said that the man most
likely to score at Texas was Daw
son. He said that "Modest Boy"
had the best form of any man on
the squad, and that he should
Jump at least 20 feet 6 inches be
fore the end of the year and do
the 220 in :25 flat. The other men.
said the optimistic coach, could
hardly hope to win a single point,
and that all the Husker hopes
were pinned on Dawson, who has
not scored a single point in his
two years of competition to date.
With Schulte's predictions that
the Huskers should win, comes a
ray of hope for followers of the
Scarlet and Cream, since in the
past all of the Husker mentor's
predictions have been the exact
opposite of the final results.
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