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BY THE HAUNTER
A week oi" so ago this column
carried an account of Betty Hill
yer's going steady with Mark
"Bill" Woods, Phi belt. The down
town society editor picked up the
trail and called Mrs. Woods, ask
ing when the wedding was to take
place. The editor was greeted in
didnantly, since Bill's mother had
never given the matter of her
young son being married, any
thought before.
Incidentally, the date of this
steady business Is next Sunday and
from all appearances, it is still
going through.
Another tale involving Miss Hill
yer is the one of how she and Vir
ginia Fleetwood, Theta, had
planned to have their appendices
out simultaneously during spring
vacation. The two bought identical
bed jackets and picked out a dou
ble room. Carrying the thing still
further, they planned invitations
to their "formal opening." Then,
the plan fell through when "Fleet"
becarse disgustingly well. How
ever, Hillyer intends to carry on.
Nate Holcman was the Sigma
Nu who was not initiated Satur
day, because he was confined at
home with the mumps. It was just
learned today that little ficry
thatched Nate kissed a girl (we
believe her name was Ann Stew
art) goodbye who was leaving for
the east. This gal now has the
swollen malady also, it is reported.
What price love?
Tuesday in geology quiz as Prof.
Lugn was calling his traditional
roll, one of the aspiring rock dig
gers forgot himself and, thinking
he was in drill class, pipes "Here,
sir." to his name.
The "sir" seemed a bit incongru
ous and everyone turned to look
at him as Al Kjar, Delt, cajne
through on the occasion yelling,
"At easel"
Helen McLaughlin, newly elect
ed Kappa prexy, approached a lad
on the campus the other day, who
was driving a shiny new car.
"Is this your car?" she queried.
"Yes."
"Really, all yours?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, you're just a darling boy,"
she assured him.
Mary Jane Bennett, Theta
beauty, was the recipient last week
of one of the better diamonds seen
on this campus. The boy in debt
is Jav Ramsav. of course, her
Sigma Nuardent.
One of the Alpha S:g chickens
passed on last night, so the ac
lives, after slight arbitration, have
decided that Pledge Cropper shall
take better care of another during
hell week. He will be required to
carrv one small fowl in a bird
cage on the campus at all times,
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FILM THIS SATURDAY
Romance Angle Accelerates
Action in Popular
Augier Satire.
Amusing satire characterizes
the French movie, "Le Gendre de
Monsieur Poirier," which will be
presented by Le Cercle Francais
Saturday morning at 10 o'clock at
the Varsity theater.
"Mr. Pear-Trees Son-in-Law,"
an aristrocrat with no money but
with a title, enjoys living on the
wealth of his wife. Antoinette, and
her bourgeois father, and gets
most of his pleasure from ridi
onding his father-in-law. leading
him deftly in repeate comical sit
uations. Antoinette begins to fall in love
with her husband and finishes by
showing herself to be more noble
than the nobility, despite her bour
geois background. When Poirier
trie to refcrm his luxurious house
hold to the extent of entertaining
all his old friends from the wrong
side of the tracks. ai.J Gaston gets
into a duel over an alluring coun
tess, family relationships reach a
critical, if satirically hilarious,
point.
Written by Augier, the play has
long enjoyed a fine name in the
theater. Admission to the showing
Is 25 cents. Any student gelling
20 tickets or more will receive one
free.
Cardboard Coed
Conveys Correct
Campus Carriage
A?.IES, March 23. Minnie the
Mannikin, a jointed cardboard gal,
came to low folded up in a suit
case all the way from Boston to
know Iowa 4-H club girls what's
wrong with their posture.
S' 9 started a tour of Iowa
yesterday, to be the star attraction
at a teries of poster posture train
ing schools being held from now
until April 1. Designed to slump
at the will of Miss Ella Gardner,
extension service specialist at
Washington, D. C, Minnie will
rlcmorstrate how a little thing like
good pasture can transform an or
dinary girl Into a thing of beauty.
By one lender from each local
club, Minnie's doctrine will be
spread to the club back home.
. Miss Gardner conducted a simi
lar series of training- schools In
1937, after annual health examina
tions revealed prevalence of poa
ture dLfects.
AGGRAVATIONS
Vein Kerchberger has finally de
cided to give the girls a break.
The lucky girl is Doris Crewell;
the affair is the Ag Spring party.
Who is the Delta Gamma who
holds a tete-a-tete with whom
every Thursday morning on the
steps to Pop Tilman's book store?
Some of the more backward
males on the campus would like
to know why Marvin Krause rates
so well. Is it his innocent looks
or because he seems to know all
of the answers?
I hereby apologize to Gerald
Denny. It seems that some people
think that ha is an owner of sheep
and really he is just a sheep
herder. I am sorry if anything
that appeared in this column was
taken in the wrong manner.
Anyone wanting a fur coat apply
at Farm House, iou see the
pledges as a part of their hell week
activities had to go out in the dark
of the night and catch a rabbit.
They searched most of the country
over and in the wee small hours
located one in Penn Grove. After
returning they all turned in for 20
minutes much needed rest. Could
that be the reason Don Stour slept
through English class yesterday
morning?
Jimmy Snyder, prominent red
headed freshman, isn't going to the
Spring "swing-a-roo." He says he
likes to dance but hates to have
to wear a tie for that long.
Couldn't you wear a polo shirt
Jimmy?
Sure surprising how a litttle suc
cess will go to a man's head. At
the recent dairy contest Kermit
Basse placed twenty-sixth in a
field of twenty-eight. Ever since
it is impossible to talk to him
over five minutes without mm
bragging about what a dairyman
he is getting to be.
Clair Simmonds called up a girl
by the name of Dorothy the other
night. He talked with her some
little time and then asked her to go
to a show with him. She said okay
as soon as she put the kids to bed.
Was his face red. The girl and
her mother were both named
Dorothy. Nice work if you can
get it!
Tours,
The Aggravate!-.
Minister Outlines Economic
Situation of Farmers
For Group.
Rev. Ray Magnuson of Martell
student of the church and the rural
community, spoke to members of
Phi Tau Theta Tuesday evening.
Magnuson outlined the economic
situation of the farmers and the
dependence of rural churches upon
the economic prosperity of the
farmer.
"One of the problems of farm
life is the high cost of courting.
A farm boy must have a car if he
is to be socially acceptable. That
calls for an investment equal to
what his father put in as part
payment on machinery or land,
Magnuson said.
He traced the effects of ten
ancy, told of the attitude of es
cape which is apparent in young
farm people, described the roman
tic rise of the folk school move
ment in Denmark and declared
the need for leadership which
would really identify Itself with
the farm. The rural minister
termed the rural field one of the
most challenging of which he
knew, and pointed out that it had
compensations for the disadvant
ages that went with It.
WERKMEISTER TO SPEAK
TO LUTHERAN STUDENTS
Philosophy Professor Speaks
Friday on Cultural
Perspectives'
Prof. W. H. Werkmeiiiter of the
department of philosophy will
speak on "Cultural Perspectives"
at the March social meeting of the
Lutheran students Friday evening
in the temple, room 306, at 8
p. m. The Walther Leaguers of
Trinity church have been Invited ;
and will be entertained in appre-;
elation of their efforts in welcom-,
Ing the students at the beginning .
of each year.
Several musical numbers will be
given Including renditions by Her- j
bert Meyer and Eldred Winter.
Refreshments will be served by a I
group of Ag students.
Anna Croke Is chairman of the
program committee; Elaine Deyke
and Eldred Winter will assist her; I
entertainment: Harold Norman,
chairman: asalxed by Imogene
Harms, Harry Kammerlohr. Ituby
Hodtwalker, Narvin Wittmann;
refreshment: Lewis Klein, chair
man; assisted by Helen Frheve,
lone .Rosamiller, and Gertrude von
Bargen.
Rev. and Mrs. Henry Erck and
Rev. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick
Worthman will be the chaperons.
Ar. Insane person Is merely one
who believes a large number of
things which aren't so. How crazy
are you?
BRUCE KAMMAN, ALIAS
PROF. KALTENMEYER
One of radio's most novel pro
grams is Professor Kaltenmeyer's
kindergarten, wherein a group of
young scamps, of all nationalities
are supposed to be securing their
lower educa
tion. Bruce
Kamman, alia:
the professor,
recently divulg
ed many of the
facts of his life
in an interview
with an em
ployee of Mer
chandise 1 Mart,
Chicago public
ity agency.
I n terviewing
the professor,
states the re
porter, is like trying to keep
a horse in a furrow. . .he'd rather
go off to the side and tell stories.
According to Bruce, "I was born
in 1899. They tell me that when I
was born... No, I didn't want to
be a fireman or a policeman or
cowboy either. My boyhood hero
was Herbert L. Clark, cornetist in
Sousa's band. (Another joke...
Sure I became a cornetist. Played
in John Wanamaker Boys band,
Roxy's gang, and the Haganbeck
Wallace Circus band."
Other groups which included
Mr. Kamman were the Nickelo
deons, other stock companies and
tent shows. For a while he played
in one tent show that put on Uncle
Tom's Cabin. Bruce blew his cor
net to attract the crowd, then
gave them a sales talk about the
show, sold them tickets. In some
towns, he relates, he couldn't get
any dogs, so he doubled for the
bloodhounds.
Bruce got into radio while toot
ing a cornet in a band that worked
out of station WHB in Kansas
City, and he's never been far from
the microphone since.
In 1932. he started his kinder
garten, which is on the air every
Saturday at 6 p. m. Professor Kal
tenmeyer is married, and very
happily, he states, "thanks to his
wife." Bruce has one child, Bruce,
jr., who is 17 months old... Bruce
says that everyone says the baby
is the image of him.
Now you know who Bruce Kam
man is... try his program next
Saturday if you haven't heard it
before.
Ted Fiorito. CBS band leader
has written a new song entitled
"Swinging thru the Rye with An
nie Laurie," which, Ted says,
ought to do great things to fan
the flames of Swing vs. Sentiment
Phil Baker, comedian, ac
cordianist. composer, etc.. is rec
ognized as one of the best ac
cordianists in the country, yet he
never took a lesson on the in
strument, and still plays every
thing by ear.
How many of you remember
Baby Rose Marie, little star of a
few years back. Well. Baby Rose
has grown up. dropped the
"Baby," and now sings ever' Mon
day and Wednesday evenings over
the NBC blue network.
Andy Devine admits that he won
a place on the Jack Benny pro
gram by just making a nuisance
of himself. Invited to be a "guest
star-' one Sunday. Andy became
so intrigued with radio that he put
in a regular appearance at the
NBC studios for each succeeding
rehearsal, until Jack decided to use
him in the role that he now occu
pies. His "Hi-ya. Buck" is now
one of radio's best laughs.
Glenn Lee. Edison. Nebraska.
whiz (who whizzed when he fought
Fred A post oil oh yeah!) will fight
that man Apostoli again, next Fri
day, April 1. NEC blue network
will carry the fight, beginning at
9.00 p, m., CST.
Today's radio highlights:
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10:1 p.m. Iaar r II in lion rratra.
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S:M p. m. Hmhr.fwl.
!: a.m. Roal Orlrallfl pmcram.
a:4 p. m. Ih4 ar lass.
: p. m. krafl Mnlr Hall.
la:4 an Daner milk.
Which fraternity house on
the University of Nebraska
campus (or, for that matter, off
the campus) has the most ra
dios in It? I don't know, but
I'd like to find out . . . Same
for sororities. If one member
of each house will take the
pains to count the sets In that
house, I will be warry, warry
tankfull If ht would send me
his report, plus the number if
men living at the house. Thank
you very much.
"Unemployed married men will
be given preference over single
men in the allotment of jobs," as
serts a WPA official. Somebody's
always discriminating against the
married men.
Hitler started as a mere house
decorator In Austria and now he
Is out to paint all Europe.
We don't know how this gov
ernment ought to be run. We
never did learn how to whittle.
Mm.
Husker Mermaids Rank 7th
Among All Schools
In Contest.
One third place and two seventh
places were awarded to Nebraska
tanksterettes in the central divis
ion of the intercollegiate telegraph
ic swimming meet according to the
returns of the contest which were
received by the club's sponsor, Miss
Allene Good, yesterday.
Virginia Bergman, freshman
from Omaha, was awarded the
third place in the 40 yard crawl
with a time of 24.3 seconds. The
seventh places were won by the
75 yard relay team and the 100
yard relay team.
Members of the 75 yard team
are Marjorie Lincoln, Martha
Jackson and Virginia Bergman.
Composing the 100 yard relay team
are Doris Patterson, Frances
Steele, Mary Jo Henn and Virginia
Bergman.
In the large division of the cen
tral group, which is composed of
schools with an enrollment of more
than 1000 students, the Nebraska
Tankesterettes placed seventh. In
this division, Miss Bergman placed
second in the 40 yard crawl and
seventh in the 100 yard crawl. The
relay teams both received fourth
place.
Wayne university won first place
in . the whole group and in the
large division.
AT CURTIS FIELD DAY
Professor Gramlich Also
To Address Sorghum,
Livestock Raisers.
Dr. F. D. Keim. chairman of the
agronomy department at the Ne
braska college of agriculture, will
address the southwestern Nebras
ka sorghum-livestock field day at
Curtis, Tuesday, March 29. He
will speak on sorghum production,
both forage and grain types. Prof.
Howard Gramlich, chairman of
animal husbandry at the school of
agriculture will follow the pattern
of the meetings held at Gibbon
and Franklin which were, attended
by about 1.500 people. Main inter
est will center around the experi
mental corn-sorghum swine feed
ing tests, and Guy Baker, in
charge of the demonstration, . will
have results on calf feeding testa
available.
Carcasses of the sorghum and
corn fed hogs will be on display
throughout the day so that the
farmers will -be able to see the
relative merits of both types of
feeding.
LIBRARY ADDS NEW VOLUMES
Department Purchases 20
Current Favorites.
"House That Hitler Built." by
Stephen H. Roberts, is among the
new books recently added to the
library. The list includes the fol
low :
"Pandora." by John Southern.
"Administration of Federal
Grants to States,-' by Valdimer O.
Key.
"Abolition of Poverty," by James
Ford.
"Science of Religion," by Elbert
H. Sawyer.
"Children and Their Parents,"
by Maud E. Watson.
George Meredith," by Rene
Galland.
"Norwegian Settlement," by
Charlton C. Qualey.
"Socialism Versus Capitalism,"
by Arthur Cecil Pigou.
"Der Expressive Mensch und
die Deutsche Lyrik,'' by Ferdinand
J. Schneider.
"Ballads and Sea Songs of New
foundland." by Mrs. Elizabeth
Greenleaf.
"My Father's House," by Pier-
repont B. Noyes.
"Romance of Textiles," by Ethel
Lewis.
"Divided We Stand." by Walter
P. Webb.
"Chronicles of an African THp,"
by George Eastman.
"Clofced Doors," by Margaret P.
Montague.
"Is American Radio Demo
cratic?" by S. E. Frost.
"Truth About Life Insurance,"
by Paul Speicher.
"Realm of Truth," by George
Santayana.
"Industrial Reconstruction am)
the Control of Competition," by
Arthur F. Lucas.
UNI CONVOCATION
STARS HUNGARIAN
STAGE DIRECTOR
(Continued from Page 1.)
agricultural hall 305. Women stu
dents on the ag campus will at
tend. The visitor is expected to
show a good many colorful Hun
garian peasant costumes at the
afternoon program.
A native of Hungary. Miss de
Hajek received her bachelor's de
free from Vassar college in 1929
and her master's degree from the
University cf Budapest in 1931
and later a stage master's diploma
from the Kcyal Academy of Dra
matic Arts at Budapest. She is
recognized as an attractive per
sonality and a colorful speaker
and Is expected to give a timely
address on the conditions existing
In Hungary.
BILL BARflETT
For Better HalrcuU
1017 P
"Pee Wee, you're crazy. You will have
us fired first thing you know. You must
lenrn to tell the truth, the whole truth, nml
nothing hut the truth so hflp me lenn."
- "Aw, Chum, I'm sorry, but I thoupht
it would make a Rood story. Why not try
it? We ean't lose much. Etc., etc."
And so here we nre ana in, listening to
Tee Wee instead of our better judgment.
Hut we mnv as well pet it over with.
Bill Gray and Flora Al
bin are married. Yes, they
became man and wife over
a week ago, with a county
judge officiating. It all hap
pened in an apartment on Y
street. Benny Kimnierman,
Delt of a couple of years
ago gave the bride nway.
Louis Mackey was the third
best man. The flower girl
was dispensed with because
there were no flowers.
"The bride wore a street
dress of black stuff," Tee
Wee said, "with green trim
mings. Her hat was the same way. After
the ceremony they took a short trip to
Way's Inn for more beer."
And that's the whole story as far as I
could get it from Pee Wee. I have it on
good authority, however, that they didn't
have a license to marry, so the thin? may
be null and void after all. Too bad to
spoil such a good story, but you had better
ask them, to get the real low down.
And here's the low down on the lat
est in imported linens at GOLD'S. The new
"Hand Blocked" prints are really swell.
The novel patterns will really set the girls
wearing them out from the rest of the
crowd. Better see these good looking
dresses tomorrow.
John Bentley of the Journal scooped us
VINES, PERKY, TENNIS PROS
CONTINUE RIVALRY TONIGHT
Famed Racquet Wielders
Clash on Coliseum
Floor at 8:15.
By Bob Dreibus.
Professional tennis' two great
est stylists, Ellsworth Vines, reign
ing king of the cash racquet wield
ers, and Fred Perry, colorful Eng
lishman and erstwhile winner of
Lincoln Journal.
ELLSWORTH VINES.
world's amateur honors for three
years, will tonight wield their can
nonball services and stinging
drives in the university coliseum.
These two stars of the courts will
face each other at 8:15 p. m. on
a specially installed indoor court.
Rivalry between Vines and
Perry is the classic of modern
tennis. The former Wimbledon and
American champions played to a
standstill In last year's barnstorm
ing tour. Berkeley Bell, the "Tumb
ling Texan.'" and Walter Senior,
runnerup to world's amateur
champion Donald Budge in North
ern California tennis last year,
complete the evening's program.
These two top notchcrs play the
opening singles duel.
Vines and Senior team up in
the evening's doubles match
against Perry and Bell. Bell I;
the star of professional doubles
play. As a partner for Terry in
duo play, his amazing net game
and volleys make the team a na
tural. On the other hand, Vines,
with his blistering services and
brilliant back-court game, and
Senior, a six-foot two husky, form
a remarkable doubles combination.
This match Is one of the high-1
lights of the evening's card.
Vines Top Cash Players.
Vines has been the world's pro
fessional tennis champion since
lured In the cash-snd-play ranks
in 1934. Until then he was the '
foremost amateur of the world
with every outstanding tennis ';
honor in the world heaped in his 1
trophy room. I
The rivalry, that would at first I
glance seems only assumed, is
Classified
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on an item concerning Johnny Howell's
new job at the Star. However, it might
not be too late to wonder how he is going
to do the writing on this new job. If he
can get Scotty Xicoll to write his stuff
for him as he "did under the Howell colors
in last semester's society column, he should
make quite a sports writer. If he ean't,
Howell is liable to have a little trouble
getting on to this journalistic game. Tec
Wee has four cents to bet
with John that he makes
good, anvwny. He has our
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really intense between these two
stars. Vines and Perry. The win
ner of this year's circut play will
undoubtedly enter next year's tour
against an outstanding amateur
who perhaps wil succumb to the
jingle of hard cash in preference
to the rustle of honor's ribbons and
the nonmetallic clink of trophies.
Perry is one of the great court
coverers in the history of tennis.
He makes many recoveries that
seem impossible. It is this ability
Miwnln Journal.
FRED PERRY.
that makes him a brilliant per
former, and with a superstrong
right wrist he is able to volley
back many of these recoveries. It
was Perry who supplanted Vines
at the head of the amateur ranks
when the 26 year old Californian
case his lot with the pros and
played the cash tour with Bill
Tilden, long time world's champion
of a decade ago.
Tast records indicate the ability
of Vines and Perry. The American
won the Wimbledon title in 1932
and followed up by topping every
major tournament In both England
and America that year without
dropping a lone match in singles.
No amateur has ever equaled this.
Perry is the only player ever to
hold the championships of Eng
land, United States, Australia, and
France In the same year. In one
season he held the national singles
titles of seven nations!
If last year's enthusiasm dis
played by fans at the matches are
ny indication of the acceptance of
professional tennln stars, the coli
seum will be well filled. Ducats
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best wishes. (We have to be
nice to him because he just
bought a new pair of slacks
at GOLD'S yesterday.)
Last Thursday nite, Loon
Donley of the Beta house
was seen at a super-high-class
dance thrown by the
nurses at Lincoln General
hospital. He seemed to be
doing all right, too. Pee Wee
thinks we had better tell,
von. Lee. that those nurses
know more about you than you do about
yourself. Better watch it, boy.
Those Arrow Triotone checks with tie
and handkerchief to match are really swell.
The whole works sells for $4.73 in GOLD'S
men's department on the first floor.
Add to the Haunter's column of yes
terday. Virginia Grister was hit on the
head "with a beer bottle on a Phi Delt r'c
nic. Can you imagine that? We can.
So keep your heads under the covers,
boys and girls, because Tec Wee is really
going to cut loose soon.
fanned by
DO YOU WANT A BEAUTI
FUL LAWN? WHY NOT
TRY DR. ELD A WALKER'S
TIME-TESTED SURE-FIRE
FORMULA?
(Continued from Tage 1.)
in one spot for at least an hour,
then I know that the water is
penetrating deep enough into the
ground to keep the grass roots
growing deeper."
Daily Work Essential.
Dr. Walker scoffs at the idea
that sprinkling with city water
produces water grass. Water
grass, she explains, is an annual
grass, and there is only one way
to whip it to pull it out by the
roots before it gets started, if the
lawn is overrun with water grass
she advises to dig it under and
start anew. She also warns against
the use of various chemicals which
are employed sometimes to kill
dandelions. While these mixtures
will kill the dandelions, she says,
it will also kill the grass around
it, leaving bare spots all over the
lawn.
Thus, watering alone is not tha
answer to a good lawn, states Dr.
Walker. Of equal importance, if
not more, is plenty of daily work
in the yard. "My sister and I some
time ago resolved to dig at least
100 dandelions a day from our
yard during the growing season.
By far the greater number of these
are small seedlings. That's why we
have blue grass today."
are on sale at the coliseum ticket
office. The matches start at 8:15,
tonight.
A Michigan judge rules that
man has a legal right to kiss &
woman other than his life. Trouble
is, however, a man is considerably
more afraid of his wife than he is
of the law.
The greatest problem concerning
your leisure Is how to keep others
from using it.
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