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THE DAILY INKMtASKAN, Fit II) AY, MAKCII 1H. 19311
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BY THE HAIIIN IKESS
sponsible. Ferhaps it Is the Influ
ence of your haunt ress'a col
leagues. But no mutter hnw it
enme about we've gone off on 11
rampage again and this time our
happy haunting grounds cover the
deeper recesses of the masculine
' wardrobe. In other words, we're
going to drag a few skeletons
from closets.
To begin with we've always had
sneaking notion that Dave Dea
klns owned a. Little Lord Kaunllo
roy costume complete with a wig
cf yellow curls. But search the Phi
Pelt house high and low, the
brothers have never been able to
discover It.
And really It would be no sur
prise at all If Thuratv Phelps ar
rived at the dinner table at the Phi
Fst house some time wearing a
hula skirt. We're practically posi
tive he has one.
And If you could be a little
mouse at the Slg Alpha house
some mght .lust as the boys were
crawling Into uppers and' lowers,
we'll bet our next pair of horn
rtma that Web Mills would be don
ning a night cap.
And right next door if you took
the trouble to Investigate you
would probably find that Monsieur
Wadhama has at least one tea
gown for little Impromptu affairs
such as he and his friends are apt
to cook up the last minute.
For Paul Wagner and Matador
Cropper we suggest a brother and
later suit the kind we all used
to wear. If thev haven't an outfit
cf this description we're wrong
again.
. Just to look at him you'd never
tiapect it but don't you think
very fellow should have at least
one pair of dirty cords? How
ever, with us seeing la believing in
till case. We're talking about
Bmitn Davis, the D. u.'s bid for
best dressed man.
We've heard can't remember
who told us that Johnny Howell
can cook. People wear aprons to
cook. Johnny can cook. By de-
aucuve reasoning we should say
mat jonnny must own at least
one spron, the frilly kind may
haps. ,
Frank Coufal, best blusher at
the Sigma Chi house, we should
like to see dressed ns Bashful, one
of the seven dwarfs. But if he
were, too many giila would be
thinking they were Snow White so
guess we'll have to leave him out.
Tucked away in some corner of
an Acacia closet there must be
a pair of Dr. Denton's, the kind
of pajamas we used to wear In
kindergarten days. This year
these bits of evening attire have
made a comeback as fashion
sheets have shown them In what
are practically out-sizes. To model
these, we suggest that great grid
ter star, Marvin Plock.
Other mannequins who ought
to make a personal appearance
ome day are George Rosen in a
top hat, Clayton Ankeny In knee
panfcl, John Welngarten in a ballet
skirt, Hal Halstead In a barrel.
T)waine Llmprecht In rompers,
Ben Bushman in a coat of armor
and Paul Monson In a fluffy fem
inine formal. Then too, there are
Just lots of people around this
neck of the woods who would look
best In Just a plain old cap and
gown.
NATION PAUSES FOR
WILDLIFE WEEK, SEES
WASTED WEALTH
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whiter snows melt and the spring
rains fall has rushed to the sea in
floods bearing with it a wealth of
fertile earth.
If Topsoil Goes, Man Goes.
"When the topsoil goes, man
goes," said Theodore Roosevelt,
the first president to warn this
country that its wealth of wild life
would not last forever at the rate
it was being consumed. When the
topsoil disappears, the green
plants that make animal life pos
sible will disappear.
America was once so rich In
wild Ufa that the pioneers could
not Imagine a time when there
could be a lack of fish, game and
forests. There are some old men
who still remember the herds of
buffalo that roamed the plains,
buffalo that have been completely
wiped out now that man has
moved across the continent.
Despoil Great Lakes.
The cheapest food for man Is
fish. The supply a half a century
ugo in the Great Lakes seemed un
limited. Still, today, the Groat
lakcs are nearly empty of white
fish, and the salmon of the Pacific
coast is in grave danger.
Civilized man has committed
these crimes against the earth and
the waters from which he must
pot all of his food. He commits
these crimes by draining lakes and
marshes, by turning clear streams
Inlo open newer, by stripping the
forests nnd ravaging the grass
l.ird.i, Only can this waste of the na
i'.r.i o'Jt-i.vr wealth be stopped
ly (!:e united support of everyone
Is the belief of the National Wild
life Federation.
The sp is rlFlng In tho maples,
pnd in th politicians.
A liick town is a place where
t hoot owls Uerp the nifiht-
hinnu awake.
One of the surest ways to lose
'ii v la to lend il to a loose
' ,HcJ, (Mptimiiit.
A;-(.KVAT10S
A barefoot boy with shoes stood
silting in the grass. But a bare
foot gnl by the name of Marian
Slarlin ran home from class. You
see It rained the other day, no kid
ding, and Marian didn't want to
get her shoe:; wet. She went home
vln back alloys hut she was seen
by a good friend of mine who felt
that one and all should know.
A. G. B. pledges are harvesting
their wllii oats tills week. Those
freshmen are carrying green and
gold sickles around the campus
and wherever else they may go.
One eo-ed was heard to remark
that Jim Dixon's sickle was Just
too cute and wouldn't he give It
to her? She must not have been
the right one because Jim still has
his sickle.
What will the Alpha Zeta mixer
be like with the two Ag fraterni
ties having hell week? I have a
hunch that sonic of the more ag
gressive pledges will see fit to get
to the affair In spite of the best
attempts of the actives. It would
surely be too bad if some hand
some freshman had to leave his
partner on the dance floor and
go homo to wax floors.
This spring weather does the
darndost things. Kvon Marvin
Vaughn was seen walking to
school with a good looking brunct
the other day. Tsk Tsk. Now,
Marvin.
Leo Hansmire's watch must be
a little fast as he was seen to start
intermission at 15 till 10 at the
Engineers' brawl. Wonder If he
will do the same tonight.
We he:ir t'.at Burnoil Gingery
has bu'n hanging around at 3045
Holdrege lately. Those Inland girls
must really have something on the
ball.
We wonder why Neil Dawes,
Epworth's best, is not the charter
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Top It Off With A
STEVENS Hat
There's a Steven's here for every one of you. Made In the
style you prefer and the color you want. You get so much
for so little.
They Look Like
a Million
NEW SPRING
Ralston Shoes
for Men
stt ouu
When you wear one of our Arrow patterned shirts you can
be sure It's correctly styled . . . styled with the Incomparsble
skill that has made Arrow America's leading authority on
All are Mitoga form-fit. All Sanforized
. . a new shirt free if one ever shrinks.
GOLD'S Men', store . . . 11th St.
member of the CornhUKkrr Cnun
tiiyman's Liars rhib. We hear
that he la the champion story
toller of the agronomy department
and Hint Is surely going some.
SOCIETY
Spring is now sprung. Lovo Is
In the air. Kveiyone Is blossoming
out with new spring clothes. Hint,
read the rest of the pnper. For
this evening tho, blue clothes will
be In prominence, Some couples
present represent the Pi Pill
house. Mildred Weber and John
Bishop; IVlphlne Scaly and Bill
Kov, via; Pat Peterson' and Frank
Cole; and VI tilllatl, who went In
school here last year, Is coming
bao.. to go to the blue party to go
wllh Van Alexander. Maybe she Is
making; a second try for a heart.
Which one, we're not saying.
We might my that "Hell Week"
Isn't, always so hard on the
pledges as the actives. Frank Kud
rna came limping and all tired out
over to see PLhyllls Jensen. When
she asked him what was the mat
ter, he said that they were having
"Hell Week" and It was more tir
ing on the actives than the
pledges. '
Kappa Delta has recently
pledged Lucille Krlesoii and Ma
rion Stove.
STUDY REVEALS SARTO
RIAL VAGARIES OF THE
PROFESSORS.
(Continued from Page 1.)
one of the six suits, each plainly
stamped as the very correct 1010
model, tweedy, ultra-British.
High Water Pantl"
Whether the professor has In
creased In stature or whether the
rain back In the summer of 1027
shrank the trousers of the said
suits is not known, but suffice it
to say that, the term "high-water
pants" is the only applicable de
scription of the condition of the
nether garments. Pants and shoes
are separated by an unbridgeable
gap; each goes its separate way
and never the twain shall meet.
Bow ties of every violent hue,
broad, droopy, poetic-looking ties,
prosperous-looking ties which
rtrike the note to which handker
chief, socks and shirts combine In
soul-saddening h.uniony - all these
types and more exist on the Ne
braska campus.
"Armor Knit In Rings"
There is the dress which is cited
as tangible evidence o what a too
great exposure to science and
allied subjects may do -the dusky
rose dress that bulges In the wrong
places, that calls upon the photo
graphs which "live forever" to
look to their laurels. The dress is
IWE GIVE S.&H.0
It's The Latest Thing! W
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Three Button
Drape!
Tailored by Clothcraft
Lined with Earl-Glo
Rayon
Here's news for the man who
likes to be In the fore of fash
Ion, The latest style bulletin
says "the three button single
breasted drape." And here it
Is, ready for you faithfully tail
ored by Clothcraft's expert
craftsmen. And like all Cloth
craft suits it's made of fine
fabrics to insure wear as well
as style.
995
There art 'l the new
itylM In Ralttoni. In
ill th colon. Priced to
allow you to have several
p.ilra without hurtino. the
old bankroll. See theml
And Smilel
495
2.00 2.25
2.50
described irreverently us "not
much dress, mostly slip, a sort of
armor knit on In rings." The al
ternate which does duty for Tues
day and Thursday classes Is a gray
creation which defies description
but Is a thing quite wonderful to
behold.
There urc professors who are
known for their Infinite variety,
for their leopard-like ability to
change their spots with the dawn
of every new day. And there are
those who are remembered for a
characteristic type of attire as
the professor who wears the suit
candidly described as "looking as
though the professor had been kid
naped and left In the sack. With
the suit, as an Invariable noeom-
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panlement, comes a green and
white shirt and thi remnants of a
once beautiful maroon tie.
in parting, may wc add that if
"by their shirt and socks ye uhall
know them," wc can only reiter
ate that "any rcsi'tiiblunen of the
characters herein depleted "
DRESS CANDIDATES
FAVOR FESTIVE
BLACKS, BOLEROS
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Alpha XI Delta. Across the sllght
ly dropped shoulder line are fluffy
(iuhonnet flowers. Muriel Kraane,
Sigma Delta Tail, will appear in
spring print on white taffeta, wdlh
fuchsia straps, buttoned down the
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back, and escorted by a puffed
sleeved bolero.
Turquoise blue In draped satin
Is the glamourous choice of Doris
Weaver from Carrie Belle Ray
mond hall. A glimpse of white fur
at the top makes the gown even
more luxurious. Hlgma Kappa Km-
Virglnla Smith, Kappa Alpha
Thctu, has chosen shlrtwalsted
navy blue In inoussellne d sole,
with starched white collar and
cuffs and puffed slu'vcs. Dorothy
Campbell, Kappa, also plans on
navy, In net with whlto linen ap
plique on the skirt and white linen
Jacket, Alice Nemec, Kappa Delta
will appear In an orchid chiffon
redlngoie over peach chiffon, a
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Younj Scarfs... 50c and 1.00
uostume Jewelry 1.00
Street Floor
"Picture dress" with fuchsia belt
and shoulder .straps.
The cunclldatoa will take part In
dress rehearsal Junday uftcniouii
with their models In social science
auditorium beginning ul 2 o'clock.
One of them In tho Beat Dressed
Girl of lU.'IH, elected by the A. W.
S, Judges last Wednesday. She will
be revealed at tin ( Umax of the
style show, March 21.
COUNCIL DISCUSSES
COOPERATIVE BUYING
FOR CAMPUS HOUSES
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no definite decisions had been
made as to the time and frequency
of the shows.
Ulher bualiicsH before the g,,v.
ernlng body was consideration of
the new Ag Poultry Science cluh
constitution, presented by l,anr.
once, Jones. Tho constitution was
approved.
Kva Jane Sinclair, co-chalrinan
of the publicity committee, re
ported that the committee had
sponsored three Tuesday night
radio broadcasts publicizing tho
university, and had made arrange
ments to continue the weekly sc
ries until the end of May.
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