I'AGE FOUR
niK DAILY NEBRASKAN, WEDNESDAY, MARCH ), 1938
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FACULTY
MEN
OFFER STUDENTS
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AWARDS
Club Presents Three Coeds
WiW Scholarships
(Q lonors Day.
Three ser.ior scholarships, h first
scholarship of $73, a second of $,r0,
nnd a third of $25, to bo granted
tn recognition of scholastic at
tainment mill meritorious efforts
In school life, nru offered by the
Faculty Women's club of tbe uni
versity. The scholarships will be award
ed to senior girls who are wholly,
or partially, self-support ing and
have an average scholarship of
not less then S.r percent. The
awards will he announced at the
honors convocation on April 18.
Require Personal Interview.
Candidates will first give writ
ten permission to the Registrar's
office to send their grades to the
scholarship committor. Applicn-
AdvaiHTcI IMilitary Men
Ohtuin Uniforms Today
Second icmester advanced
military students may obtain
their uniforms today in Ne
braska hall. The uniforms ar
rived last night, and are now
ready to be Issued.
tion blanks may be secured there
or at the office of Miss Kedde or
Mis Hcppner. Kurh candidate is
to send her application, accom
panied by a small picture or snap
shot If possible, to Mrs. John Almy,
2H00 A St., so that It will arrive on
or before March 10.
Throe let I era of recommendation
are nlno required. Two of these
must be from members of the
university faculty, nnd all will also
be sent to Mrs. Almy before Mar.
10. Personal Interviews with the
scholarship committee will be re
quested of nil contestants. These
will be held between 1 nnd 4
o'colck on Wednesday and Thurs
day, March 23 nnd 24. An appli
cant who is unable to meet the
committee at the stated time mny
arrange a special appointment
with Mis. Almy.
Gamma Lambda.
Gamma I-Hmbda, honorary band
fraternity, will meet this evening
at 7:30 in 101 of Social Sciences.
All members are requested to be
present by the president, Dwight
Boutin m.
( 'harm School Allrndri
Downtown Stylo Show
Members of Charm school at
tended a spring stylo show during
their regular meeting hour last
night at Magee's. One coed from
each house on the campus modeled
the new decrees of fashion. In
charge of the stylo parnde was
Virginia GriHWold, leader of the
Charm school, and Virglna Kleet
wood, Coed Counselor board
sponsor.
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has to unload his opinions on those
that do get trimmed. An average
haircut takes about 20 to 25 min
utes and that is just barely
enough time In which to give a
brief resume of the cutter's opin
ion on the world at large, Conse
quently, the larynx has to function
at full speed.
It is when a customer Huhjects
to a shave that the true barber
rises to great heights of converti
bility. Laying two or three hot
towels on the customer's face, the
barber is then free to lecture on
anything he wishes to, with no
hack talk. If he Is cartful, how
ever, he will leave his customer's
purs uncovered so he can be heard.
Or if it is someone the barber does
not like, he can Inflict further
mental torture by covering one
ear so that whatever doctrines he
propounds will not be able to go
in ono ear and out the other.
Beauty operators, too, from
what we gather, ere usually not
the Htrong, silent type.
A. B. Barbers.
Now you may say to all of
this: True, but what of It? Well,
just this. Why should we go on
suffering mental tortures every
time we go Into a tonsorial par
lor? Why not develop a class
of barbers who could discuss
learnedly such topics as sports,
politics, philosophy, sociology,
etc.?
A barber shop that hail triple
threat workmen who could clip,
cut and chat Intelligently and ad
vertised them as such, could real
ly build up a large clientele.
At first glance this seems like
the ideal opening for a college
graduate. Even at second glance
it looks like a good opening for
those who have accumulated
multitudinous facts for what
purpose they know not. Certain
ly the art of conversation would
be a great asset to a barber and
a college graduate could pick up
the tricks of combing, clipping,
cutting and using a straight
edge to shave pretty quick ano
become a first rate barber.
Hut if college graduates refuse
to use such an opportunity to dis
tribute the fruits of higher learn
ing among the hoi-pollol, then
barber colleges should institute
conversational courses and courses
In philosophy, economlcfi, Journal
ism, history, military science, psy
chology, etc.
Foolish? Why it has unlimited
possibilities. A barber shop with
workmen who specialized In va
rious subjects could feature one
the first day and the next barber
the next day. They could set aside ,
certain days for certain subjects.
Hang a sign In their windows say
ing:
Jake, the Barber with an A. B,
Today's Special
A Lecture on International Rela
tions free with every shave
and hair cut.
And on days preceding notable
athletic events, a special on the
history and famous characters in
the sport Involved could be fea
tured. In fact, If the thing grows, bar
bers would develop specialties and
be in demand from coast to co.-iHt.
Kach Saturday night, for example,
a guest barber from some distant
tonsorial parlor could, be featured,
with added attractions.
Perfect Solution.
Not only Is this a perfect to- 4
lutlon for the agony which cus
tomers must undergo when they
hear various subjects mishan
dled, but It Is a perfect solution
for dull business In the barber
trade. Barbers complain of low
prices and sluggish activity.
Showmanship Is what they need.
It would positively drag In the
crowds.
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