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I would hate to insinuate that
Ed Steeves is a spook or anything,
but I do know that he's had some
plenty Rood offers to haunt soror
ity houses, and from now on he
intends to collect. The nice part
about a haunter's work is that it
lias to be done after dark, and just
how he gets around to see every
thing is no mystery. Try it for
yourself sometime. Just call any
organized house, Theta preferred,
and tell them that you're Steeves.
If every gal in the plaee doesn't
offer some bit of information, well
then you probably have the wrong
number or else they have your
number or something.
Maybe you've seen the J'.t eeh
nut blotters, the ones Clnirk Tan
ton passes out with his gum. Any
how, Clayton Ankcny happened to
glance at one over in the law col
lege library. After taking a long
hard look at the p-vtty lVrchnut
gill on the back, Clayton drawled,
"These hlotb'rs hv nlisnrbing on
l)i)l li side.'
"lis said that A. f). l'i Rutliie
Yourd and Johnnie Miller of the
Kappa Sig town house may be
found to be going each other's
ways quite often of late. In fact,
you might almost say they were
going steady. At least all the sis
ters are under that impression.
1' ioin now on we're considering
running' a want nd column in dis
guise. To cite an excellent exam
ple, D. U. Gene Knox was having
a bit of trouble with Margaret
Saxton who wears his pin. As a
matter of fact, he was almost
afraid it, the pin, might bounce
back to him some day soon in no
uncertain terms. So Gene confi
dentially brought his troubles to
me and asked me to "fix him up"
in the column, which I proceeded
to do, and all for nothing.
Margaret, who evidently can
read, or else was told about the
publicity she was getting, decided
to take the easier way out and
patch things up with Gent. So
now everything's hotsy totsy and
nil for nothing. But I suppose
that's the payoff
i)
We hate to go on endlessly writ
ing about Casanova Knox, but he
seems to have an unusual com
plaint to make now (unpaid ad
vertising again). It seems that
Gene, while the romantic type, is
not making much of an impression
on Marg with his tender senti
ments. About the time that he
gets to the subject of the moon,
Miss Saxton, the intellect, remem
bers that she forgot to read the
last chapter in astronomy, so the
party breaks up for the evening.
Another business before pleasure
gal.
A late news flash just meived
by your haunt ress tells of a candy
passing; at the Theta house and
a cigar handout at the .Sigma Nu
BtHide coinridentally last evening.
The people were none other than
pledge Virginia Smith and Paul
Wert..
TllE JIAUNTEII
BULLETIN
Tassels.
Tassels will convene for a reg
ular meeting at 7:30 this evening
in room 10T of Social Sciences.
Inter-Fraternity Council.
Inter-fraternity members will
meet tonight at 7:30 in room 9,
Morrill hall.
go ahead,
Give in to him ! !
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"YOU'RE ONLY
YOUNG ONCE"
llii-n be turc to ultt nil tin-
ORPHEUM THEATRE
Saturday!
We aren't on spooking terms
with Haunter Cockle, which all
ghost to show you. She says fra
ternity men will find no news
in this pillar, because it includes
so much of women's angle. Well,
today is Delta Tau Delta day and
if that house is a sorority, then
you must come to the truck driv
ers tea tomorrow afternoon. Sec
ondly, if Maryanna saw us at the
triple Delt formal, we know her
condition, 'cause we weren't there.
The reason was a mere trivial
known as forgetting with whom
one has a date. However, the
whole thing has been rectified.
Thirdly, may we say that the Delta
Delta Ditto sorority is among the
best as is our colleague Cockle.
DELTA TAU DELTA:
The most ronipatable combina
tion we have heard is that of Bill
Sawtell, Delt and lf.th in law
school and Marie Kotouc, Kappa
Mortar Board. Both play flutes.
Think of the things they have in
common and what they could do
if they decided to go out on a
toot!
Then there is Lynn Tompson of
the J street house, who has been
tripping out daily under the as.
sumption of study sessions. Think
ing it was a bit incongruous for
Lynn to be doing such regular
Freshmen Glee CIul
Changes Class Time
The Freshmen Men's Glee
club now meets at 5 o'clock on
Wednesdays and Fridays in
stead of Monday, Wednesday
and Friday as was previously
announced.
William Tempel, director
made this change so that it
would not conflict with Fresh
men Lecture classes which
meet at this time on Mondays.
Anyone interested should see
Mr. Temple in room 201 in the
School of Music.
and intensive cramming the boys
followed him one day, only to trail
him to the state capitol elevator.
Arriving at the tower conveyer,
"Doc" stepped in as did his fol
lowers inside they found that
young Tompson had no intentions
other than to take the tips and
downs of life with the beautiful
operator of the car.
This week, however, his atten
tion has been diverted to the pri
vate secretary to one of Lincoln's
foremost oil magnates.
Speaking of Howell, they tell us
that he took a trot on a nag the
other morning and from reports
it seems his top sport Is still
FOOTBALL.
"His hands were a fiery red from
hanging onto the saddle ' horn,"
vowed one Informer.
Romance runs at a low ebb out
thataway, for there have been no
recent pins discarded sorority
ward. Two of the near-wedded
boys are Bob Tarsons and Pat
Meier. Chi Omega, and Bill Grey
and Flora Albin, TRI DELT.
They tell us that cigar passing
just wouldn't be the thing out
there in view of the many athlete
members. You know those athletic
rules: (1) No smoking. (2) Don't
throw your matches down in the
dressing room. (That will be new
if you didn't read the Awgwan.
web
W0K 4
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TODAY, three men run the
political empire suddenly
left leaderless by the assassi
nation ofHucy Long. Who are
these men, and how did they
win the scramble for power?
Who among the inner circle
of Huey's leaders lost out, and
what happened to the family
of the obscure young doctor
who killed the Kingfish? Just
what is "the second Louisiana
purchase" and how are Lou
isiana people faring under
their new political masters?
Turn to page 3 of your Post
this week for the answers.
Huey's Heirs
by F. RAYMOND DANIELL
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"vr If It, ,
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"A DEAD UOMAH
IN THE BACK OF OUR CAR?
. . . trcll, of all things "
Funny how different a murder story looks
when it's YOU that you're reading about in
the headlines. A dead woman turns up in
your car (THE ACCUSED FEIGNS SUR
PRISE). Your wife is rather uixset (HORROR-STRICKEN
WIFE SHRINKS FROM
KILLER. HUSBAND). And so on. It could
happen to anybody.
Could Happen to You
by CHARLES HOFFMAN
llljrj. .. WHO'S FLYING THIS SHIP? An account of how
nllll aviation js slowly but surely being stripped of its big
gest risk, hum. error. By W. A. Patterson . . . ONE WAY TO
TELL IF A CIRL CAN REALLY COOK: MARRY HER! A short
Story alKiut a conscientious gourmet, Cupboard Lover, by
Sophie Kerr. . .WE LIVED A YEAR AMONG THE ESKIM0S1
A young couple tell you their adventurous story in Farthest
West, by Ruth and Bill Albce . . . Stories, article, serials,
cartoons and intimate new on the Keeping Posted page.
If your hound only said
Oil?0 insead of
id mm
Your
It near broke Miss
July's heart to turn
down Obie Terry . .
just because his dog
Tater had a question
able ancestry! "We
always owned noble
dogs," she told him.
"I just can't let no
potlikker blood into
the strain now.". . . .A
short story of a Texas
wolf hunt.
May the Dew be Heavy
GEORGE SESSIONS PERRY
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