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Mary Anna Cockle
M or far Hoards Sol Pace
for Leap Year Parly Fun
By Mary Anna.
lion Voyage when the Moto r Boats set snil. Hope it won't be
rough going for some of you. I've heard that many of the men
are about to back out of the engagement after reading about their
raid plight in this column yesterday. Can't you just see people ar
riving at the Coliseum in a variety of hacks ranging from ambu-
lanresto milk trucks : But don t
be sissies. Grin and bear it. To
night gigalos are only getting
what we gals have been biding our
time to dish out ever since '36.
yi
Fred Koch Expounds Sound
Logic on W hy People Dance
a bid, this ought to be a grand
affair to take in.
And at the Covnhusker, the
Gamma Phi's are celebrating with
their annual formal. Their parties
are always fun, and this being
one of the first of the season heads
our "must" list
AS JOHNISY SEES IT
It's only fair to let you in on
what the pace-setters, our twelve
Mortar Boards, have planned for
the evening. First, there arc those
stritcly individualists who dare to
challange convention and ask a
third party to the affair. Jane
Barbour will be with that Howell
man. Johnny, even though she
didn't take "in the Ball with our
hero. Jane Walcott sets sail with
Sigma Nu Page Townley Instead
of Paul Amen the guy what took
her last week, and Marie Kotouc
who never did believe in the sys
tem is giving her Ball date a run
for his money in favor of Delt,
Billie Sawtell. What have the
Dclt's got that other fellows don't
seem to have?
Silver Grapes, White Roses.
Betty Cherny will be there with
SigmaChi Frank Coufal. who she
Is taking to dinner at the Corn
huskcr. Later she plans to to join
Floise Benjamin who's bringing
Dean Kerl and Marty Morrow and
Harold Conrot, and Rosalie Motl
with Yale Wiggert. The four of
them are having corsages made
up of silver grapes with lilies of
the valley for the three Kappa
Sig's and white roses for Frank.
These will be enhanced with long
streamers of red and green ribbon,
the Kappa Sig colors. They do in
tend carting their dates there in
just an ordinary car though.
Maxine Durand, president of
that there organization, will bs
doing the party with A. T. O. Bud
Lampcrt and plans to treat him to
a real he-man meal at Hotel Corn
husker. Winifred Nelson, who also
knows the way to a man's heart,
will escort her date, Paul Zeis, to
dinner too. Genevieve Bennett and
Donna Hiatt are double dating and
have cooked up something clever,
but couldn't find out just what it
was. Don't know whom Jean Mar
vin is taking either.
Dinner en Masse.
Just to show that their hearts
;ire In the right place, the Chi
f'mega's plan a dinner for 62 at
the house. Decorations are to be
something extraordinary, and they
say they might even give dime
store compacts to each guest. The
Alpha Chi's are giving one of
those yearly affairs at the house
which sounds plenty O. K. din
ner with dancing between courses.
The whole chapter's turning out
for the occasion.
The Alpha Phi's are going high-1
hat and refuse to do anything I
silly, so their men will dine in
style a la Schimmel. The tables
will be set for six. Centerpieces j
consist of corsages for the girls ;
lyes, they re even treating them-1
selves royally t and boutonnieres ; In order to combine practical
for the fellows. I knowledge with business theory.
Minier Wean Two P.m. about 13 members of DelU Sigma
.., , I Pi. honorary Elzad fraternity.
Bilhe Sickcl from the Phi house. went on an induslrial tour of Lin
who is engaged to Phi Delt T..in co recenty.
Minier. insists that he wear both j Leaving the university "V
their pins all during the evening. ! roorr-g about two, thev flrrt vis
All I can say is. she'd better count jtej the First National bank where
her pins before she takes him i they went through the offices and
home. The pledges at that house examined the vaults.
nave gone demure. Two of them. I Miller and Paine's car.dv fac-
Enthusiasm is near the break
ing point on the campus today as
Dec. 10, the day that makes every
year leap year at Nebraska has
finally arrived. Tales of cagey
ideas which originators think will
really slay the girl or bovs friend
range from headlight shirt studs
to onion corsages seem to indicate
that this year's Mortar Board
party will be bigger than ever. To
night when the boys tastes soar
from $1.25 to pre-war stock. Fig
uratively speaking, of course.
(i
Alpha Sigs not only have a very
excellent cook at their house but
she also serves as the frat Mary
Lane. Don "the blusher" Wagner
received a bit of advice from her
the other day. She told him that
the first year in school Freshmen
were good, the second year they
smoke; the third year they drink;
the fourth year they do "most
anything." Don was telling a girl
about the cook's speech. In
nocently she asked: "Are you one
of those who do "most anything?"
Whereupon Don turned dark red
and nearly ripped out three booths
in the Moon getting to the door.
That reminds me of author
Robert Benehley's summary of a
college education. That writer,
who seems to be an authority on
college life, gives us the total of
knowledge gained each year. First
year: Charlemagne was crowned
in 800. Second year: No good
smoking unless you inhale. Third
year: Scotch is darn good whiskey.
Better than rye. fourth year
Scotch is supreme.
Just a parting word of advice:
Don't eat more than a bowl of
Wheaties today. Steaks at the
Cornhusker are an inch and a
quarter thick and seven and
three-eighths inches square.
Cathedral Christmas Trip
Postponed for Lack of
Engagements.
Forced by the lack of a suf
ficient number of engagements
during the trip, Lincoln's Great
Cathedral choir today regretfully
cancelled its holiday swing back
east. The statement was made
yesterday by Choir Director John
M. Rosborough in response to the
invitation issued by the Waldort
Astoria hotel in New York.
Altho the Ford Sunday evening
hour and several other important
appearances were assured, more
were needed to insure the finan
cial success of the trip. At the
suggestion of Lucius Boome.'
president of the hotel, the group is
now making tentative plans for
a similar trip during the Easter
recess.
Past Trips Successful.
During the last two Christmas
seasons, the choir has made sue
cessful appearances in the nation's
metropolis as well as in other
eastern cities. In 1935. it partici
pated in the president's Christmas
tree lighting ceremony at Wash
ington and sang in the cathedrals
and concert halls of Chicago,
Pittsburgh, and Cleveland. Its
1936 trek confined appearances to
New lork and immediate vicinitv.
At all times the group has been
received with acclaim by music
critics and audiences alike.
Bizad Fraternity Inspects
Candy Factory, Book
Store, Fur Room.
COEDS FOOT BILLS TO
NIGHT FOR MORTAR
BOARD PARTY.
(Continued from Page 1.)
Oldfather, Dean and Mrs. LeRos
signol, Dean and Mrs. G. A. Grubb
Dean and Mrs. O. J. Ferguson,
Dean and Mrs. H. H. Foster, Dean
and Mrs. F. E. Henzlik, Dean and
Mrs. R. A. Lyman, Mr. and Mrs.
Gayle Walker, Mr. and Mrs.
Howard Kirkpat.-ick, Mr. and Mrs.
A. A. Reed, and Dean and Mrs.
F. W. Upson.
The sponsors of the Mortar
Board party, Dean Amanda Hepp
ner, Dr. Edna Schrick, Miss Mar
garet Fedde. Miss Nellie Eastburn
and Miss Lenore Alway, will also
attend the party.
The alumni of the Mortar Board
society who are members of the
faculty have also been invited to
attend. Thcv are: Miss Mathilda
Shelby. Miss Kate Field, Miss
Eliza Gamble, Miss Pauline Gel-
latly. Miss Alice Howell, Miss
Mabel Hayes. Miss Mabel Lee,
Miss Marguerite McPhee, Miss
Laura Pfeiffer, Miss Elsie Ford
Piper, and Miss Louise Pound.
Head Committees.
Other guests will be Mrs. Eliza
beth Thompson. Miss Elda Walker.
Miss Hattie P. Williams, Mrs
Fred Williams. Mrs. Ada Weft
over. Miss Clara Wilson, Mrs.
Stanley Ginn, and Miss Mildred
Green.
In arranging for the party. Jane
Walcott and Genevieve Eennctt
have been in charge of the orches
tra; Jane Barbour and Eloise Ben
jamin, publicity; Martha Morrow
and Betty Chemy, tickets; Donna
Hiatt and Jean Marvin, invita
tions and guests, and general ar
rangements by Winifred Nelson,
Mane Koutouc and Rosalie Motl.
Husker Trackmen Says Good
Dancers Don't Think
About Sex.
Thirty-two reasons why dancing
is not only harmless but advan
tageous are presented by a stu
dent. Fred Koch, in response to
the "Forty Reasons Why 1 on't
Dance." prepared by Evangelist
Carl Bassett and reprinted in the
Daily Nebraskan on Wednesday,
Dec. 8.
1. People who dance take more
baths than they would other
wise. 2. Dancing keeps people from
indulging in other more harmful
amusements, such as card play
ing. 3. The popularity of dancing
furnishes jobs for many young
musicians to earn a living be
fore they are ready to go on the
concert stage.
4. If it weren't for dancing,
fraternities and sororities would
have to give scavanger parties
and nobody's property would
be safe.
5. If it weren't for dancing,
the people who make evening
clothes would have to go on relief.
6. Dancing trains our athletes
to relax.
7. Dancing furnishes good
physical exercise for partici
pants. 8. Nobody considers dancing
harmful.
9. Lindbergh and Babe tuth
dance.
10. Dancing wears out shoes
and keeps industry going.
11. If it weren't for danSing
the military department couldn't
rent horses for their parades.
12. If it weren't for dancing
the Betas would all quit school.
Hence dancing is good because it
serves as an impetus for young
people to educate themselves.
13. Good dancers never think
about sex anyway.
14. How would Fred Astaire and
Eleanor Powell make a living T
15. If it weren't for dancing,
there wouldn't be any Prom,
hence no Prom committee.
16. A man can embrace a girl
while the orchestra plays, but if
he did it when the orchestra
stopped playing, it would be
wrong.
17. Dancing increases liquor
sales, thus giving the govern
ment more taxes to help people
that need help,
18. Dancing has frequently
been used as a last but success
ful means of ruining a girl when
all other methods fail.
19. The dance has a secret
language, by which the man can
silently learn if the girl In his
arms is pure or not, without one
word being uttered.
20. The attraction of the
dance is the thrill of the em
brace that is permitted nowhere
else in decent society.
21. The words "God" and
"Hell" are used frequently
while dancing.
22. Dancing is the only amuse
ment in the world that depends
for it existence upon the ming
ling of the sexes.
23. A date who dances is
worth ten dates who don't
dance.
25. I like to dance, don't you 7
26. They teach dancing In
school, so It must be alt right.
27. Some University Students
have good morals.
Some University Students
dance.
Therefore, all who dance
have good morals.
28. There is nothing in the
Magna Charta or the Declara
tion of Independence against
dancing.
29. Nor the Gettysburg ad
dress, either.
30. All the Phi Psi's dance.
31. So do the Delta Gams
and the Thetas.
32. Deans Thomson and Har
per dance and deans can do no
wrong.
soloist in several metropolitan
churches of Nashville, Chattano
oga, and St. Louis, as well as hav
ing sung h.h soloist with choral
groups in New York, Minneapolis,
Portland, New Orleans, and other
large cities.
No Other Singers.
Director Tenipel has announced
that the chorus for this years
concert will be composed of 200
members of the choral union and
the university mcn't glee club,
with no outside singers in the
group. Don A. Lentz, orchestra
conductor, will accompany the
vocal chorus with a group of 40
musicians from the university
symphony orchestra.
Beginning: about 2:40 p. m Mr.
Chenowcth, aided by John Shild
neck and the brass ensemble, will
present a group of Bach chorales.
Promptly at 3 p. m., the stirring
chords of "Adeste Fidelis" will
be the signal for the mass choir
to march down the center aisle
and onto the platform. The stage
and coliseum will be appropriately
decorated in Christmas greens.
structor to live in a trailer, llu
has rented space on the rear of the
lawn of a family in Newark and
students arc wagering on how long
he will remain in it once the
weather turns colei.
Relieved to be the first wedding
held on any Big Ten campus, the
marriage of a coed in the College
of Education at the University ot
Minnesota took place in the chapel
of the center for continuation study
on the Minnesota campus.
A member of the University of
Deleware's physical education staff
claims to be the first college In-
DATED M4LK
ONLY 2 DAYS
Left to take
Pictures for the
"maggott.'' "mockie." "canary
brain," "meat ball." or the ever-with-us
"goon." And that would
be pretty bad news. Or wouldn't
it?
Ruth Rhoades and Virginia John-1 torv en the ton floor of the build- "niev." For the femmes who affect
son. have mapped out a quiet ir.g was of much interest to the long straight hair. Furnanciiu
weekend at Wahoo. because they j Bizad men as well as the furrier 1 lacquered nails, and bored with it
are "afraid to kiss their dates good department, which makes "j per-! all expressions, however, there a-e
cent of all the coats told by that suc h cognomen as glamour
girl. oenuiiamp. anu loui.ge
SIGMA DELTA CHI
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(Continued from Page 1.)
gridders by Harry Johnson. KFAB
and KFOR sports announcer, will
conclude the midday festivities.
Music will be furnished during the
luncheon by the university men's
glee club. Wesleyan girls trio and
Harold Wallance. bagpiper.
The noon session will adjourn at
1:30. and at 2:00 p. m. the party
will board buses for an excursion
to University Place, afterwards to
attend a program on the Wesleyan
college campus.
Coaches Offer Demonstrations.
eTTTnrvTo rAiwrPACip ' Later in the afternoon, the ath-
, STUDENTS ' COMFObE letic department of the university
, UNIQUE VOCABULARY will present an athletic program
' i Continued from Page l.i (including a track demonstration
itive are such expressions as the . directed by Coach Henry Schulte.
I once popular "She nearly had a j Both mens" and women's swiro
j hissie when I told her." i ndng teams will perform various
j Boys may call girls whose com-1 swimming and diving exhibitions,
'pany' they enjoy "genial," "good University wrestlers will stage an
fun." "smooth." or maybe just exhibition, and Coach Harold
night."
But we do expect you fellows
to come across with something
rlever. For instance. Eob Cohen
is wearing miniature tail lights of
ruby red for studs and cuff links.
Maybe that's so he'll have a better
'hance on the dance floor. Any
how, you'd almost expect tail
lights when there's trucking going
on.
IN BETA LAND.
The Eskimo party that t.'v
pledges have planned for Satur
day night ought to give us a I
chance to use our Iceberg line. At
least they'll make it plenty chilly
for everyone concerned. You enter
the house via an igloo (that is if
you're with a Beta, It's a dosed
affair i. The interior will take on
the aspects of an Alaskan scene
with huge Uncles of ice to keep
you warm and penguins and polar
bear. Doesn't it sound siick ?
and there will be an exhibition by
clothinir store. In the basement ' girl. -debuliamp.
the $S5.000 air conditioning plant ! lizards" If you want to describe the gymnastic team.
was examined, which changes the j a dry lecture, dull party, or un- Nebraska Sweetheart Presides.
air in the entire store every 12 Jmemtii 17, lS ' The evening program will be a
mlnUt"- . , v U'?U f - V inn." an PartV the chamber
In the basement of the Ne- stulfy. thick. grim. i of t0Ilirn.rc, offlccs. Pin p
braska Sales Book Co.. at 21st and , 'desperate. j billiards, bridge, and other games
Y streets, the students examined ' tefs Truck to Class. will occupy the guests' time. Foot-
the presses and noticed how type j T))e tum.nt tIaze ,01 tIlK):ii.g .ball movies will be shown, and
was set up ana caroon paper wo j, t8UN.,j aiIljOSt an frm of other entertainment will be pro
maue. rtiicr Buu.6 "uf" "".dancing to be referred to bv that
supply and stock room upstairs. , f example, "shall we
the students vent Into the assem-l fo truckin' tonight?"
oiy room wnere me women b.t-vjh- , ,. rr'iii'-ntlv 1:1
uiru uie K" i "going ' or
and stapled them together. The in ..j fax llirn
women are pain a wmu ioi i im i(.njs,.
?" It is even
piae if the
"walking'" such
oownlown ' -
vided bv "Collegiate Frolics
Margaret McKay, Nebraska
Sweetheart, will be mistress of
ceremonies for the performance.
Alpha Omega sorority w-ill
pnsenl their K ok mil Klub skit.
trurkin' around with so- 1 Jean Lieberid:,rfer. will dance; and
The word "job'' is also ! Ocarina quartet will rlay "hweet
coming to be applied less and lens : potato" Ijnes: Hot rta Riecher
ana neuy Heaver, v. i-bieyan dan
ceis. will perform; s.nd members
of Delta Delta Deltahorority will
present tiiejr Kosinet Klub tkil.
A DuUh lun?h will be served,.
with adjournment following.
work after they have done the re- &nii.,
qaired quota.
Due to lack ot time, u.e u.-n.- in r.ftrenr. to a position involving
hers of DelU S:gma Pi were n-; w.f), ki ,,,. a a substitute
able to vis:t the Iowa .-corasKa t,arti allv
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Another party you'll be sorry !nn
ii you miss, ix inr ym ieu pieuge
sfair at Clark Faulkner's house.
Dates are being collected In s hsy
n.ck. and af.er a rid about the
town, they'll gather for dancing
and eats at their destination.
j.ny noun. One
Rj,v "I raw nim come
company wnl probably rx-m';iU'.eu . Z11,,4l ., af(JU,,i the eoir.er in a
The industrial tour ws '!' i feve w en the strange looking joh ;
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Math Journal l'ulIilic
" unent of psychology at Ohio State
son.
why more people did
r.ething" about short-
SIG E? SLING.
At the University club Satur
day nigiit S g Ep's and their dates
will convene for ejne of the biggest
rxtafions of the year for this 'rs
t"rni1y. the annual dinner dance.
Tables will lie set in the main din
ing room with a really extra spe
cial orchc.rt.-s to enhance the
party.
STEPPING OUT.
Sigma Kappa's and their dates
are looking forward to the formal
t the Lincoln, given by the soror
ity. If you're lucky enough to have
Just how and why new
presnons sprtsa an oer we , University gave trss statement as
II I.. f . ' iUlc r-.on
raprr im v-iireici mii nas never neer. comjjieieiy i not ' do
,mom. BUI lei iiirin nian ." M,mins hv I herr..1,... ruu,-A
Prof. Cherter C. Camp of the i everything "wonderful" or "super- i ,ht,y poflM,Rttd
! mathematic department has Just ; fine' in San Francisco and it j '
been notified that his paper en-, won t ne ior,g 1111 me ' ;
titled. "On Multiparameter Kx-1 la.-e on the rwky roaxt or
pansions Associated with a Dif- j Maine will be following suit. The y
ferenlial System and Auxiliary i have W. If they didn't but tried to
Conditions at Several Points in 'eke out with "oh yeah'"' "Say
Fach Variable" has Ix-en accepted who?" and "So what?", they
for publication in the American ; would soon be known under su'h
Journal ejf Mathematics. 'unfortunate labels rs "drip,"
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FAMOUS SINGERS
(Continued from Page 1.)
it is expected that this year's gath
ering to hear the "Messian. a
sacred oratorio by George Fred
crick Handel, will approach the
capacity of the building, espec
ially as an elaborate program is in
the offing and there is no ad
mission charge.
Tempel Directs Program.
At the rendition of this Christ
mas program, William G. Tempel,
who is succeeding Howard Kirk
patrick as director of choral music
in the school of music, will be in
charge. Mr. Kirkpatrick, director
of the school of music, has been
in charge of these programs for
the past 12 years, continuing the
series begun many years ago by
Miss Carrie Belle Raymond.
Exceptional talent represented
by four well known artists from
the middlewcst will Fing the solo
roles this year. Marion Ward Gil
Ian, contralto soloist, formerly of
Milwaukee and now residing in
Lincoln, has been heard on various
musical programs during the year
she has lived here. An experienced
church soloist, Mrs. Gillan's ren
ditions should be of interest to
everyone in attendance Sunday ss
she has a thoro understanding of
all the great oratorios.
Appeared in Recent Programs.
Two other guest artists. Fred
eric James, bass from New York
City, and Meribah Moore, soprano,
have appeared before with the
choral union in recent concerts.
Miss Moore was soprano soloist
when the "Elijah'' was presented
by the university last Christmas,
and Mr. James had the bass lead
in the 1935 presentation of the
same oratorio.
Wesley A. Barton, who was
chosen tenor soloist, has been a
baritone with the Chicago Grand
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Browne's basketball squad will
stage a exutt demonstration and a
scrimmaee.
Dinner w ill be sencd bv the ' troduetirn to Lincoln audiences.
Tas.sels in the University coliseum. During his wide range of experi
ence, he has appeared as tenor
Penny Wise
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