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Mary
JOHN HOWELL
AS MAKY ANNA SKKS IT
The really bis affair during
Homecoming, the party at the col
iseum Saturday night, hasn't had
much cooperation from its spon
sors, the Innocents, if 1 may be
as bold to say so. Just look at a
list of the houseparties scheduled,
and you might wonder what Hob
Martz, for instance, was doing
when the D IT'c :clip.hile.l un-
other of their shindigs. Lm Boehm
and Willard Burney. where were
they when their respective house
parties were planned ? Or don't
activity men have to go to meet
ings any more ?
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SHOOTING THEIR WADS.
The Thi Psi's are really the only
fraternity with a perfectly legiti
mate excuse for entertaining' Sat
urday. This is their sole social
event of the season, so they rather
have to make the most of it. So
far they have plans for a jungle
party, but you never ran tell
about the Phi P3i's.
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THESE THETA PLEDGES.
Dick Smiley, D. V.. and Caroline
Harrison. Theta pledge, have de
cided that there's just nobody else,
so from now on don't be surprised
to see them together constantly.
Virginia Smith, also a freshman,
and Paul Wirtz. Simga Nu. are
very much that way about each
other. This, however, has not grot
ten to the pin stage again as yet.
Lucile Anderson has spent much
time w-ith Gale Tate, also Sig
ma Nu.
Someone has swiped the Phi
Delt eagle. Just saw two Beta's
who culdn't imagine what had
happened to the bird, but I have !
heard they were planning to do
something- to their fine neighbors j
all in the spirit of good clean !
fun, of course. Incidentally a Beta I
has written a long feature story
passing1 the buck on the Phi Psi's, !
so draw your own conclusions. I
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ANOTHER PIN ANCHORED.
Gerry Wallace has something
more to be proud of even than a
brand new D. G. anchor. It's a
jeweled Sig Alph sweetheart pin
ft Von North's that completes her I
happiness. j
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HE SAYS IT WITH FLOWERS, j
Lloyl Bunlap, pledge at the Sig
Kp house, could probably shw '
the actives a few tricks in the
way of gaining the fair Jady's fa
vor. A. dozen roses sent to Gladys
Trnix, Phi Mu, are evident on his
weekly expense account. If he can
keep up the pace, the little gal
will probably not be looking else
where for some time.
CLOSED DOOR TO HIM.
The Alpha Phi's have of late
reversed their open door policy
toward Phi Psi's gad-about Bill
Bird. Now he's seeking house at
the D. G. domicile. Couldn't, tell
you the score at present.
Campus Calendar
WEDN ESDAY.
Rally Committee 4:00 P.M. Daily Nebr. office
Frosh A. W. S 5:00 P. M. Ellen Smith Hall
Bob Wadhams, Speaker.
Student Council 5:00 P. M. Uni. Hall 106.
Corn Cobs 7:15 P. M. Sosh 107.
Y. M. Meet, Dr. Arnholdt, speaker. 7:15 P. M. Y. M. C. A.
Nu Meds 8:00 P. M. Grand Hotel
Dr. D. G. Griffiths, Speaker
THUR SDAY.
AH University Convocation 11:00 A. M. Coliseum
W. T. Foster, Speaker
Bible Hour, Rev. H. Erck. Speaker 5:00 P. M. Temple 203.
Coed Counselors Banqret 5:30 P. M. Ellen Smith Hall.
Chemical Engineers , 7:30 P. M. Avery Lab. 14.
Prof. Frankforter
FRI DAY.
Corner Stone Ceremony 8:00 P. M. Union Bldg.
Pre Game Rally 7:15 P. M. 16th & U Streets
SATU RDAY.
Kosmet Klub Show 9:00 A. M. Stuart Theater
Nebr. vs. Kansa 2:00 P. M. Stadium
Tassel Tea 5:00 P. M. Cornhusker
Homecoming Party . 8:30 P. M. Coliseum
By Prscilla Wicks.
At last, girls, here's our chance:
The powers-to-be have finally
been convinced that women's
sports are almost as important to
us as the All American game of
football is to the men. As the re
sult of this startling innovation
we have been g-iven a column of
our own. "JUST WATCH US
KICK THE BALL AROUND."
Following the trend of intramu
tals bo far this year is an easy
job. Soccer baseball has been the
only spoil occupying the intra
mural calendar. Although soccer
isn't considered the most exciting
sports event by individual aspir
ants, yet it's a highly important
me from the standpoint of the
house backing the team.
Speaking of houses, the TRI
PIXT.S are really going out to
defend their last year's title in a
big way. Mavhe you didn't know
it. but they were presented with
a huge silver plaque several weeks
ago for topping the list of Intra
mural points wirinrn foi lti3fi-37.
They started out with a bung and
enteied fniir so'cer teims but all
had a little hard luck and were'
eliminated 'n the second and third
brackets.
The PELT A GAMMAS, who
were the recipients of lust year's
second place trophy, are allowing
their colors aguin this season by
sending out three squadN. D. G.'s
team No. 1 has had three succes
sive wins which puts them in the '
running for th; soccer tourney
finals. DOT CAIN and GEP.RY
WALLACE are responsible for a
good share or the runs passing
home plate In all three U. G.
pames.
Meeting the D. G 's in the finals
will be the winner nf the tilt be
tween RAYMOND HALL and CHI ,
Societu
Howell Quarterback
Anna Cockle
wnvrs 1)oin;
THURSDAY.
Coed Counselor dinner, 5:30,
Ellen Smith.
FRIDAY.
Rally, 7:15, 16th and U sts.
Delta Delta Delta house
party, 9, chapter house.
Farm House fall party, 9,
Broadview country club.
Acacia kid party and dinner,
6, chapter house, closed.
SATURDAY.
Kosmet Klub show, 9 a. m.,
Stuart theater.
Tassel tea. 4 to 6. Cornhusk
er hotel.
Kappa Kappa Gamma open
house following game, chapter
house.
Delta Delta Delta open house
following game, chapter house.
Kappa Alpha Thcta, open
house following game, chapter
house.
Innocent Homecoming party,
9, Coliseum.
Alpha Xi Delta house party,
9, chapter house.
Phi Kappa Psi house party,
9, chapter house.
Alpha Omicron Pi house
party, 9, chapter house.
Pi Beta Phi house party. 9,
chapter house.
Pi Kappa Alpha house party,
9, chapter house.
Beta Sigma Psi fall party, 9,
Cornhusker.
XI Psi Phi homecoming party,
9, Lincoln hotel.
Delta Upsilon house party, 9,
chapter house.
Alpha Tau Omega house par
ty, 9, chapter house.
AS JOHNNY SEES IT.
Arousing enthusiasm about the
campus this week is the scheduled
battle of bands at the Homecom
ing ball nNt .Saturday at the Coli
seum. Those who know, say that
the bands are about the best in the
middlewest and will put on a raz-
ma-taz show for the guys and gals.
Things are beginning tr pair
pretty well oy this timealong ira
ternity and sorority row. A few
new ones which are in the bud fol
low. Jack Gcllatly and Dorothy
Cain are becoming so. rapidly and
the next cou le of weeks should
see an every weekend stand defi
nitely scheduled. Politician Willy
Beezley and Kappa's Pugsley are
whipping about more than is safe.
A little time should be required on
this one before it gets thata-way.
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And Wid Burnty, pride of Hart
ington and Pi K.A., pouts. Reason:
After seven weeks he engineers a
fine date with a fine Pi' Phi for a
fine Sunday evening and what
should happen which was not so
fine. Eurney completely foigot
this fine proposition and stayed at
home and studied I hope). A fine
mess!
OMEGA. Both of these teams are
experienced combinations, having
had almost the same pet sonnels
last year. Chi Omega's t"am is
roa. h-d by BETTY CUZBE who
is. in -identally, in charge of soc
cer baseball on the W. A. A.sportF
board
If the weathei continues tan.
the fu,als will probably be sched
uled for today or Monday, fans,
if you want to see a game which
promises to spit fire, blood and
water as only femmes can. then
gather round the fence of the
soccer field one ol these times and
let us show you that GIRLS CAN
REALLY PLAY.
MEDS HEAR GRIFFITHS
State Hospital Eoard Head
Speaks at Dinner Tonight.
Pr. P. G. Griffiths, superinten
dent of the Lincoln ;nate hospital,
will speak at the Nu-M"d society
at the Giand hotel at H p. in. this
evening. This is the second meet
ing ot the group this year and
all pre-med students are invited.
Any former members are still t
members. All new members will t
have a dues of fiO rents. Appioxi
rnhteiy NO Htudents attended the
last meeting.
The latest in campus organisa
tions "is an exclusive little club at
Women's college, University of
Rochester. Twelve girls are mem
bers of the My Love and I Are
far Apart Club" and pin for boy
friends at some distant place
Harvard. Princeton or just "back
home."
Members wear yellow ribbons i
around their necks to identify their
affiliations. At meetings the girls '
discus "heart problems" and find ,
sympathetic listeners when th"y 1
talk about their boy-friends. j
NEWS
PARADE
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rw-xr-i Mor'on'e Churchill
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The current business slump may
be but the beginning of a general
setback, say department of agri
culture economists, furthermore,
the slump will probably continue
until late next year. "Declining
prices of securities are said to
reflect a loss of business confi
dence and hesitancy to undertake
' measures for expansion. Several
major industries, notably steel and
textile mills, which have been op
erating on unfilled orders are
faced with the problem of an ac-
' cumulated surplus, with the back
orders now filled. Predictions are
that the upward slant of national
income within the past five years
, will take a downward plunge. In
creased retail prices of commonly
used commodities, decreased indus-
' trial production, and lower whole
sale prices are expected to more
than offset any gain thru wage
increase.'
Whvre Do U
Co From Uvrv?
The international nictuic pre
sents a dizzying mass of compli
cations on the date of the Brussels
conference. British-Japanese diplo
matic relations ar estrained to the
breaking point, as Japan accuses
Britain of interference in the Sino
Jap war. fiance and Italy are
virtually at each other's heads
I over the Spanish crisis and Medi
I terranean lommu.iication. Italy's
spectacular recalling of the Italian
: ambassador from Paris "comes as
i a stunning blow to European re-
lations."
'The lineup for the Wednesday
; conference includes: Great Brit-
ain. Franee. Belgium. the
: United States, Portugal and China.
' Japan, Germany and Italy will be
i conspicuously absent. Italian
'circles indicate that Count CianO,
Italian fireign minister Mid Mus
solini's son-in-law. was forbidden to
attend the session because a soviet
j representative would be present,
j Colonial uprising's in British and
j Frencn territory serve to incense
! bitterness of intei national fueling.
I Italy is blamed for anti-British
i uprisings in Palestine. fiance
does not openly accuse Mussolini'?
! agents .f instigating rebellion in
her African colony of Morocco.
1 but states that she "knows it is
I being financed b a foreign
1 power."
At the la.-t minute. Britain's
foreign minister. Anthony Eden,
places responsibility for taking the
initiative in tiie conference up to
the United State.. says that "in
fact the initiative foi the Brussels
eonfertnee came from the United
States." With Britain and Japan
approaching a 'definite split, ever
cautious Anthony is willing and
eager to pass on 'he burden to
the broad shoulders of Uncle Sam.
Britain has vast commcrci: 1 in
terests in the Yangtze- valley,
which she would be more Ur-.n glad
to ha-. e her powerful offspring.
Uncle Sam. help hot prolyl.
Famed Author Criticizes Own
Books' Display of
Sentiment.
During a recent visit to the Uni
versity of Oklahoma campus. Sin
clair Lewis, noted novelist, criti
cized his fwn bixiks a no praised
those of P. G. Wodehoiise !,n:
Maxim Gnki. His own books.
Lewis said, "display a inmb.ing
sentimental mum of which 1 dis
approve." LeA'is new novel "Pr"dienl I'ai
ent." whir-;-, will go on sale in Jan
uary, w-ill give parents their turn
to cn'lei.e ami condemn youth.
Older Generation Revolts.
"It will old v.-.th the M-volt of
the I'Mer geiieiatinn again.-; the
revok ol tiie young'-- gener.ition."
Itwis n-Viiled. "The old people
are '.ired up to their ears with
youth revolting because they (lain,
to have U'ti; ruined by tlie v ar
and can't do anything but play
tennis."
Haded as the i'reat American
realist because of lus "Ann Yjrk
el's." "Main Street" and "Babbitt,"
Lewis xurpi isingly denied that iie
even krex the meaning ol Die
term 'r. alist '
In the course of his vi.-sit at
Oklahoma. Lewis de-lured that his
wife. Dorothy Thompson, would
make a ven go'vd president oi the
Unite 1 Slates. Dorothy Thompson
is known lor bet columns on po
litical issues.
V Slickrr Suh'Miu-n
!Mal' 1 iiKil l!corl
In Kllcn Smith Tola
"N ' .'damp workers will tuin in
then final reports this afternoon
at Ellen Smith hall at which time
the drive to sell scarlet homecom
ing stickers will officially end.
Elizabeth Waugh, A. W. S. ineri:
txT in charge of the sales cam
paign, promised that announce
ment of the names of individuals
and teams selling the most stamps
would be made later in the week.
She emphasize! the importance of
Student!, of Bilde Hour
To Dihcus Eternal Uf'e
Students will meet for the Bible
hou with Jj.ev. H. Erck Thursday
at ft p In room 203. Temple
building. Topic of the discusrlon
will be "Eternal Life - Here and
Now." baaed on the fifth chapter
fif the go:pr according to SI
John,
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"Take off and swing it out." So
say Louie Kuhn ,-;nd Red Black
burn, sensational leaders of the :
two sensational dance bands that
will engage in the "battle of mu- ,
sic" S.'.turdny night. Their set
tings will be the coliseum where
the li.nocents sponsor then annual
homecoming party.
Top notch bands of the middle
west. Kuhn and Blackburn come
directly from the campus of the
mighty Jayhawk at Kansas uni
versity. Since their beginnings 1
there sevor.d years ago, the bands
have taken K. U. by storm. Both
organizations are familiar with
B:g Six fight songs :;nd will un
doubtedly turn the coliseum into
a spintous frenzy Saturday nijjit.
Jayhawkcr Praises Bands.
So popular ::re the bands at
Kansas that three entire page1; of
the Oitober issue of the illustrious
BY BE.RNICE KAUFFMAN.
Just as we were getting recon
ciled to facing the long winter
evenings in the solitaiy company
of the collected works cf Erskine
Caldwell anil William Faukner.
some prints by Pica.--o. and a cat
named Salome, along ccnn s Har
vey Kalish with "Why Not Get
Married?'' and says that the
woman who lives (done and likes
it is just plain lazy. Now. them
is lightin' words. A man. allho he
is not comfortable, can live with
out a woman, b'lt a woman, ac
cording to Mi. Kalish. cannot live,
if she is to remain unneurotir,
without a man. for hei. emo
tional expression is an absolute
necessity. As a result of the ma
chine age men have become shy:
thus, it is the duty of the women '
to iri tiie pursuing, as success
means more to them. Disgrace,
howevei . lies not in tl:c failure to
hag a man. but in the non-attempt
to do : o.
The gieUcr p., it of ' Why Not
Get Married'.'" which is adduced
solely to women, is devoted to the
technique of the hunt. Do not
seek mn wheie thde is a pre
dominence of other women. Track
them down in then native haunts
political and sporting clubs par
ticularly Wear bright eolois. red
preferably. Men. like bulls, ihaige
when they see led. When it is a
man. however, you do not jumn
the fence. If you work in his of
I ! do not become a "fi'.turc;"
;:.sll ;ie the role 'if biic-a-binr.
Don't Invade Office.
f'ch.Tvisc ncwu i'ivad a rein's
of 1 ice. It is the ore place where
he demands privacy. Never let a
man know that you an college
bred, but If lie does, pretend that
it diu not t;l:e. He is not inter
ested in your interpretation of
Kant's theory of ae. tlietics. II 1
shows a desire Joi a wife who ci:n
cool:, by all means attend cool;
Ii.g fihool. It may mean burnt
fingers and the ruin of your mani
cure, but bringing them back alive
was no fun for Buck eithe:
The main difficulty lies in the
fact .hat most of the pointer
given by Mr. Kalish are slightly
old. and thn .ill of th-m are ter
ribly abstract. Foi instance, he
coyly makes the suggestion that,
in company with a likely prospect,
you should valk "to see the chang
ing e:: vps, fir flowers, to the mu
seum, etc."
New, we i"meu.ber a walk with
an engaging lad. for the purpose
of seeing the changing leaves,
which ended i i an argument on
syntax: and as for museums,
, didn't we practically wear out n
: pair of shoes tiampiti'; around
! Morrill hall?
1 How to Fight In Clinches.
And with what results -ce now
i know that the species of the ele
phant known us the Lonodanta
j africana was eight feet high at
, the shoulder, piobably weighed
j some four or five tons, and was
! distinguished from the species
! Indicus in that the lutter had a
Your Watches efficiently re
paired at prices you will be
pleased to pay.
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Louie Kuhn Orchestra.
"Red" Blackburn Band.
Jayhawkcr. part of the K. U. an
nual, are devoted to them, "five ,
year. ago students of this uni-1
versity did not know of swing, the i
blessed event for modern dance ,
bands. Organized campus bands
were not capable of meeting out
side companion whether on or
off the campus. But today, swing,
r.s interpreted by Red's and Ixiuie's
orchestras, is completing the stu
dents' education." says the Jay- '
hawker.
Red Blackburn " as or.ee a med
ical student at K. U. He look
over a band in If 33 and since that
time has made his aggregation
one of the most popular in the
middle western states. Busy all
the time during the. school months.
Red has been busy rummers, too.
Pining the summer of '34 he spent
his tune at Lake Okobojie. Sum
mers of '3." and '37 were at Estes
fiat forehead. What we gals want
to know is how to fight in the
clinches. We can get a half-Nelson
on most men. but what we want
to know is how to keep it there.
Women think and talk a lot
about sex, says Mr. Kalish, but.
their knowledge of it is meager.
In the last two chapters he lowers
his voice and very gently talks to
us ab-iut it. He doesn't go into
the bee and the pollen stoiy, but
he does eplain to us. in that
sw eet, under standing way of his. '
that a feeling of "shame" should
not be connected with sexual de
sire, that it is just as natural as
the desire for "a drink of water." t
From Soul to Senses.
He. himself, admits, however,
that it would be poss.ble to cany
that analogy too far. He reveals
to us the awful knowledge that
"for women, problems relating to
love and marriage proceed from
the soul to the senses, while nun's
leelings usually develop from the
senses to the soul." Shades of Sig
mund frond, we'll wager he lifted
that one right out of bis Victorian
grandmother's diaiy. Someone, Mr.
Ki.lish cen't say who, has fig
ures to show that 40 years ago
SO percent of a ceitain selected
group fif women were virgins,
while today, out of a like group,
only .VJ percent are. But Mr. K
lisii, the woman's fri'nd, doesn't
believe this. Not at ali. and he
cites the fia.--co fif the Literaty
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park where he recently faced a ,
sit down strike, the dancers de- !
manding more music. ,
Popular in Kansas City. ;
Kuhn also took over another -band
and immediately became pop- j
ular. He topped all previous cn-1
gagements when he appeared at
fairyland park in Kansas City
last summer for 14 weeks. His
success was unquestionable. All
of the members of his band arc
young and full of school spirit.
"In short. K. U. now has the
finest college bands in the middle
west, bands of truly professional ;
caliber. It is safe to say that at
present they are giving K. U.
wider and bottot publicity than '
our s hool athletics. 'With bet-I
tor support by the students we will 1
reach new heights,' says Ixwie
Kuhn. Argues Red, 'Co-operation
is all we need.' "
Digest presidential poll to prove
that you just can't believe in
statistics.
Harvey Kalish is a Eoston li
brarian, and he evidently studies
the circulation carefully. He knows
that some truths and some half
truths, the older the better, mixed
with a little sales talk and a lot
of optimism is what people want
to read and what they are willing
to pay for. Success literature,
whether it is Pale Carnegie's
"How to Win friends and Influ- !
once People," or the latest Life
buoy soap advertisement, is the
thing that the gullible public,
adores. Mr. Kalish has delivered.
LIONS'M FETES SHIREY
Htiskcr Tackle Shows Films
at Omaha Luncheon.
Special guest at the Omaha
L:ons' club luniheon Tuesday was
one of Nebraska's famous tac kles.
I'red Shirry. While there, Slurry
showed films of Nebraska's grid
games with Minnesota and In
diana. Each year clubs in the slate's
metropolis call upon Husker foot
ballers to appear as hono:J
guests.
dUqJUiqJiLL
Oit Mm Gvl
BY ELWOOD RANDOL.
Singing selections from opera.;
in which she has appeared it tl-.
"Met.", Li'crezia Bori will be th
guest star on Andre Kostelaiict?:'
Chesterfield program this evening
over Kf AB at 8.
The life of Elmer Ambrose
Sperry, American inventor of tlie
gyro-pilot and gyroscopic compass,
will be dramatized on the Cawd
cade of America program at 7 this
evening. The du Pont spot is heard,
every Wednesday over Kf AE.
Kosmet Candidates On KFOR.
An interview will be held with
the "princesses" of the realm,
when the candidates for the title
of Kosmet Queen will take the air
over Kf OR at 7:45. Those ex
pected to be heard on the p..,,.
gram will be Eva Jane. Sim i;;ir,
Omaha: Rita Alger, Lincoln;
Audrey Marshall, Lincoln; ,n,
Margnrct McKay, Lincoln. Betty
Van Horne, the reigning queen,
will j.lsn be on the program.
The first event in the Low Score
International Military Jumping
contest, of the Nation Horse snow
in Madison Square Garden will hi
described by Brian field over 'lie
Mutual network this evening at
8:30 over KfOR. field is an ee.
rienced turf writer and expert r:i--ing
commentator
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Dogs On Hobby Lobby.
Hobby Lobby, heard at uvir
KFAB, will present tbe r...
hobby of A inert Payson Terhune.
noted American author. Terhune's
hobbv of raising prize-winning i d.
iies became a part of his vnof n
when he started writing innumer
able books and short stories about
his dogs. Dave Elman. emcee of
the program, will again present
Mrs. HiMa M. l.enliart ar.d
"Buddy," her talking dog.
Maxwell House's new program,
Good News, will present a host of
stage favorites ot yesterday when
the premier ol the program 1a ken
the air of the NliC-Hod and WOW
tomorrow evening at S. Among the
old-timers will lie GuK Edwards,
Kva Tanguay, Trixie fiiganza.'
Cliff Edwards. Irene franklin and
Arthur Rosenstcn. Jc.netic Mac
Donald and Allen Jones will hi ad
the present oay stars in a re-enactment
of scenes from "The I 'd ef ,'v.''
Leo Rei.n Art and Guy I.omharilo,
barring last mitmt" ha:.;. s. v. ill
be hiard on KfCU from lo."'i nn.
til 11:30 1 his evening while si te
station Kf AD fir the music of
Orrin Tucker. Erankie Makers,
ai d Bob Crosby from 1A.4. oi.'il
midnight.
Shopping With Pol'y
l-'eniinme readers of th- r.lt
Omaha Bee-News w ill be iv. -ested
in the "Shopping v ,;n
Polly" column over the KOTL air
lanes starting Monday ;.nd con.
ducted by Delle West, f i . r
member of the P.ee's news : :..n.
This program will be h.-: at
9:10 and the KOIL Program Pa
radc will b? moved to i T (
shopping column will be undei the
direction of Arthur faust.
A new addition to KOIL's
nouneing sdaff is, Michael 1; I
replacing Wade ratterson, -1 Vi
goes to Sheboygan. is. !:' l
was formerly wilh KIT', I i ;'io
falls, and KSEI. Pocatello, .;a'....
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