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THE DAILY NEBKASKAN. WKDNKSD Y. OCTonKK 20. 1937
By Johnny Howell Quarterback
Mary Anna Cockle
JSHN HOWELL
AS JOHNNY SEES IT.
Aboard a bed at Lincoln Gen
eral hospital enroute someplace or
other. Life in this lonely edifice is
practically at a standstill. In un
effort to stir up a bit of social life,
1 talked the boys into a little five
curd bridge, but the bottom fell out
of everything: when none of the
gang could find their pants in
which were stored the only neces
sity of the garni).
So here 1 sit, much to the cha
grin of the nurses, with a terrific
frown working down around the
acute angles of my nose, trying
to think of a few nasty, I mean
nasty, remarks which 1 could di
rect at certain Charlie Campus'
and Letty Coeds. Especially would
I like to bang out a choice morsel
concerning Muss Cockle, who has
formed such a dreadful opinion of
luc of late.
Heaven help nie! 1 have become
slapstick. The be.it 1 can cook up,
being cooped up as I am, is this:
II seems that, following a footb.dl
victory tins year which brought
no little glory to V. of N .sparkling-
eyed Mary Anna roilo regally
Into the premises of the Country
club stored in the trunk of an
automobile. What an entrance!
What a gal! What a party! What
night! What --am 1 talking
about?
I hereby wish to thank those
thoughtful gentlemen who so
kindly presented me with an all
flay sucker and a bouquet of dime
store pansies. Yes, 1 got the true
significance of the gifts.
Nurses have been heckling nie
no end during the writing of this
column and now they tell nic I
must go to sleep. Aw, heck, I
don't wanna.
AS MAKYANNA SEES IT.
Sunday was a big night at the
A. O. Pi house. At ,i buffet sup
per given for the Kappa Sig's.
Eloise Benjamin, of Mortar Board
fame, and Dean Kcil informally
announced their engagement with
the traditional sweets and stogies.
I imagine it was the tubbing Dean
got last week that helped things
along.
SLIPS THAT PASS IN THE
NIGHT.
Last week when the Chi Omega
crowd sneaked and were serenad
ing some fraternity or other, a car
full of Kappa Dclt actives pulled
up to the curb and did their best
to coax the X. O.'s into their car.
STUDENT SPECIAL
' SET FOR TREK TO
COLUMBIA FRIDAY
(Continued from Page l.l
reservations on the special before
Friday, the student council will be
forced to charter extra coacnes on
the regular trains to Kansas City
instead. This will cause a slight
change in the train schedule, but
the special rate will remain the
same.
Final Details Friday.
The changed schedule would get
the passengers into Columbia in
time for the game, but it would
not arrive back in Lincoln until
Sunday afternoon instead of Sun
day morning. However, it is hopec
that enough .students will make
reservations today and tomorrow
so that the plans of the special
train will not have to he aban
doned. Final details will bo an
nounced Friday morning.
The student migration and the
arrangements for the transporta
tion have received the approval of
the faculty committee, the mi
grations committee of which De
Loii.s F.oi is the chairman, and
the ctudent council Railroad rep
l esontatlves and faculty chaperons
v. ill .accompany durin; the entire
trip.
Further detail.; may he obtained
About the trip thru the activities
oil ice or bv calling the Mis.-.ouii
Pacific lines.
Ptudcnl oi s.uiiziil.oiis ;it the'
1'liivcr.sitv of North C.no!..M h.r.c
b.;nn?d the h?rlic "l.i; applf."
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Evidently they had mistaken the
youngsters for some of their own
freshmen, but it was dark.
D. U. REMEMBER?
Ralph Tyler can't remember
wliothei he uing his Delta Oop.si
lon pin on Lorraine Lynnc the
night of his house party, or may
be just sent it to the cleaners.
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THEM'S FGHTIN' WORDS.
Sig Kp John Cebbie embar
rassed himself and his partner at
an hour dance by the following
conversation: "You girls certainly
have a different bunch this year.
At last year's hour dance there
weren't very many good looking
pledges." "Oh is that so?" coun
tered the disdainful sophomore ac-
live, i was here."
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I POLITE SOCIETY SAYS NO.
Tri Delt pledge, Lillian Roberts.
I has been "Dunking" it for some
I time now with one of the bigger
i men at the D. U. house. Well,
1 Leonard's at least 6 feet 1.
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jlT ALL HAPPENED SUNDAY.
Helen Mario Kincaide, who
wears the Pi Phi arrow head, and
I Barnie Ingram decided that it's
no use trying to be sensible and
date other people, so now they're
giving no one else n chance.
Couldn't tell you which one of
them's going to wear the Fiji pin
tho.
FROM ALL REPOPTS.
Chick lor should I say chic i
Reilly, erstwhile Beta playboy has
been concentrating his efforts at
the Kappa house of late. The
galis no other person than that
petite blond, Dorothy Kutchcr.
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COULD YOU TELL ME WHY?
George Bingcr Sigma Chi pledge
and former high school football
star has taken such a fancy to
some girl's tweed coat. Dorothy
Van Patten was so embarrassed
when she spilled a slack of books
in one of those interesting history
lectures. Audrey Marshall, Gamma
Phi s president, blushes so when
ever anyone mentions a Sigma Nu
pin.
every part
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CLASS IN SPEECH
ECU SET
liss Lucille Cyprcasen
Will Conduct New
Night Class.
Beginning tonight, a speech cor
rection class will be held weekly
under the supervision of Miss
Lucille Cypreansen, who has had
extensive training in speech cor
rection at Nebraska and North
western universities. All university
students with speech difficulties
are especially invited by Miss
Cypreansen to attend these classes
held in room 154, Temple build
ing, on Wednesday evenings from
7:30 to 9:00 o'clock.
Miss Cypreanscn's principal
qualification for this work comes
from her experience last year,
when she conducted speech correc
tion classes in the Lincoln public
schools.
" Acommon contributor to the
development of an inferiority com
plex," says Miss Cypreansen, "is
the inability of one to express him
self clearly and intelligently thru
the medium of speech. A child who
cannot speak correctly is greatly
handicapped in school, at home, in
Inter life, often unnecessarily so."
She says that nearly all persons
with speech difficulties can be
helped and their speech habits
improved.
Three Classes.
Kducatois usually divide sp?ech
problems into three classes, in
cluding functional, organic, and
emotional disorders. Wrong usage
of the organs of speech result in
functional difficulties. In thid group
are included lisping, sound substi
tion, careless speech, and foreign
dialects. In the correction of this
type of difficulty, the proper
sounds arc first impressed upon
the students, and then drills are
given to the students until proper
habits are formed.
Organic difficulties often require
the services of a physician, be
cause they result from malform
ation of the speech mechanism,
and cannot be corrected by drills.
Emotional disorders include hys
terical aphasia (a case of sub
normal psychology), stammering
and stuttering. Miss Cypreansen
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FRESHMAN A.VV.S. WILL
HEAR PUBLICATIONS TALK
Pat Lahr to Address Meeting
In Ellen Smith Hall
At 5 Today.
Pat Lahr-ill speak on put.lica
tion as an activity on the can-pus
at the freshman A. W. S. meet
ing at Ellen Smith this afternoon
at 5.
Edith Knight1 is chairman of the
meeting and she will give a ie;.'ort
on Parliamentary law. After her
report several girU will be called
upon to demonstrate parliamen
tary law at a meeting.
Names will be drawn for the
chairman and secretary of the next
meeting. Betty Cherny is leader
ot the Freshmen A. W. S.
believes that more speech diffi
culties result from emotional dis
orders than most parents, or
teachers realize.
Hysterical aphasia, or temporary
loss of speech, is a result of fear,
dTcad, undue suppression, or per
haps a clash of personalities. When
this condition is frequent, special
training is needed.
Common Faults.
Stammering and stuttering, the
most common forms of emotional
speech faults, must be considered
a an individual case in which
private Instruction is often neces
sitated, says Miss Cypreansen.
The method used in speech cor
rection is to make the person
speech conscious, but not self
conscious. Individual difficulties
are usually corrected in private
before group work is done in order
to avoid self consciousness.
All university students needing
training are invited to attend these
classes, and may register for them
either this week or next week.
Early registration is urged, how
ever. Miss Cypreansen promises to
give individual instruction when
ever needed. Special hours will be
arranged as required.
No college credit Is given for
attendance at these classes, but it
is an excellent opportunity for
anyone who has a speech fault to
receive correction. These classes
will be held each Wednesday
night thruout the school year. The
first meeting will be held tonight
in room 154, Temple building. Any
one interested should try to
attend this meeting tonight.
A snecial class for children will
also be held on Saturday, in room j
154. Temple building, from 2:00 :
to 4 :00 o'clock.
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L CONCLAVE
OF SIGMA DELIA CH
SET FOR NOV. 11-14
President of United Press
To Address Journalists
At Kansas Meeting.
LAWRENCE, Kan. Sigma Del
ta Chi, national journalism fra
ternity, will hold its annual con
vention Nov. 11-14, the guests of
Beta chapter of the University of
Kansas. However, because of con
flicting dates with another organi
zation, most of the Sigma Delta
Chi sessions will be held in To
peka, where the Topeka alumni
chapter of the organization will be
hosts.
Prof. J. J. Kistler, sponsor of
the university chapter; Ralph Bak
er, president of the Topeka alumni
chapter; and Marco Morrow of To
peka, national councillor of the or
ganization, are arranging the pro
gram. Sessions open in Topeka Thurs
day evening with a smoker. Friday
evening the Topeka Daily Capital
and the Tp'eka State Journal will
be hosts at a dinner for the 100 or
more delegates.
Saturday, the delegates will
come to the university, and will
attend the Kansas-Kansas State
college football game, and attend
a dinner that is to be attended also
by Kansas editors here for the
annual round-tables conference.
U. P. Head to Talk.
One of the featured speakers of
the conference will be Hugh Bailee,
president of the United Press as
sociations, and honorary president
of Sigma Delta Chi.
Election and routine business
Sunday morning will conclude the
convntion. The national conven
tion came to the University of
Kansas in 1926.
Dr. Fillcy Flays Production
Decrease, Thirty - Hour
Week
(Continued from rage 1.1
them," he said. "Only the goods
which are produced can be divided,
while wages paid to labor, interest
paid for the u.;e of capital, .rent
for land, and profits paid to man
agement must all come from the
joint product of labor, capital, land,
and management. If the product
is large, all factors can be well
Thats a cinth Paul
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on this one
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IN THE 1NFIKMAKY
Darrell Bauder, Glenvilu?.
Betty Beaty, Blair.
Dismissed.
Betty McKinnic, Merna.
Ben Wick, Hebron.,
Arthur De Fange, Deshlcr.
paid, and the nation will be pros
perous." Mire Unemployment.
Dr. Filey argues, in regard to
the thirty hour a wcrk, that if
weekly wages remain the same,
but employees work fewer hours,
it follows that hourly wages will
be increased. An increase in wages
per hour, without a corresponding
increase in production, increases
the cost of the product thus in
creasing the selling price. All
prices of goods affected by the
shortened work week would be
higher. If weekly wages remain
the same, each worker could pur
chase less and naturally there
would be a demand for a smaller
amount of goods. If this trend
continued the unemployment situ
ation would be further aggravated
and not relieved.
Prof. Hill Hopes For No U. S.
Boycott of 'Aggressor'
Japan
(Continued from rage 1.)
ture trade possibilities than at
existing trade."
Professor Hill agrees that the
United States is entitled to go to
reasonable lengths to protect her
future business . opportunities in
China, but believes that American
interests in the Far East would
never justify a war with Japan.
However it is wise for the United
States to use every diplomatic
means to restrain Japan.
Boycotts Prove Dangerous.
"I think we may well cooperate
with the League in diplomatic ef
forts, but I hope we will not boy
cott Japan as an 'aggressor.' That
term is too uncertain in its mean
ing and too difficult to apply. To
brand any nation as 'aggressor
is dangerous and unconvincing, a.t
the ease and inaccuracy with
which the public branded Ger
many in 1917 testifies," declares
Professor Hill.
It Is Professor Hill's belief that
I the United States can stay out of
a Far Eastern war if she can re
sist the temptation to fight a
"holy war" to liberate the unfor
tunate Chinese. America's experi
ence with a "holy" war in 1917
should teach her a lesson.
To everyone's surprise the dish
proved extremely popular in fact
the cook clashed in and recovered
a large piece for himself.
I
Competing Teams Attempt
To Reach 100-Mark
For New Goal.
Aiming at a goal of 100 mem
bers, the University 4-H club mem
bership drive is running info its
second and last week with the two
competing campaign teams striv
ing hard to secure the most new'-'
members and be entertained, as a
result, by the losing group.
Chairman of the "Greens" side
is Mylan Ross, assisted by Kus
Pfiefcr, Fern Glenn, Rex Brown,
Wayne Domingo, and Ruth Benn.
Head of the "Whites" team is Ed
Rousek, assisted by Ed Zahm,
Katheryn Cooley,and Margaret
Randall.
Any former 4-H member or
leader on Ag campus is eligible to
join on payment of 25 cents duel
per year. Some of the high lights
of the activity program of the club
are the Apron and Overall party
in the fall, entertainment of the
4-H winners during club week, and
a mixer on Nov. 13. Mclvin Beer
man, president of the club an
nounced that the organization has
a full year ahead.
The membership drive will be .
climaxed by a meeting next week
when Ed Rousek, Eric Thor, La
Verne Peterson, Ralph Bush, anil
Mclvin Beerman will report of
their trip to the Conservation of
Rural Life conference which was
held at Manhattan, Kas., last week.
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