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THK DAILY NKRKASKAN. TUESDAY. SKI' I KIWMLK 21. 1037
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IF YOU'RE NOT A FRESH
MAN iirul are looking for an
old familiar column, look no
further, for Campus Cap?
and Gowns are GOING
PLACES this year.
GOING PLACES in stylo on
the campus is Maynard
Schwartz, Phi I'si pledge
lrom Central high. We have
it from first hand authority
that his claim to a leader in
men's fashions is a hand
some pair of brown "French
Shnner-urner Scotch grain
wing-tip shoes" (to quote
exact words i. With thc.e
are worn vividly colored
socks with "stripes that go
around" (quoting again i.
Need we say more''
Stripes may go around socks
hut where do circles go
when they don't go around?
, . , we wonder what manner
of socks Mark Owens, Aca
cia, wears when they are de
scribed as sporting black and
yellow circles that don't go
around. Toning down the
entire effect is a gray her
ringbone tweed suit.
SLIPPERS with pumpish
lines silhouettes of irresist
ible outline swagger shoes
of great potential mileage -styles
crisp as cornflakes.
All these . . . and much more,
at Culver's this fall. 131 So.
13.
GIRLS FED UP WITH CON
FINEMENT BUT HUNGRY
FOR NORMAL LIBERTIES
AS PARALYSIS QUARAN
TINE REMAINS.
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of being shut in so long, the first
two days were the worst." said
Alice Akerson. "Wc were pretty
short on eats for awhile until we
got organized to lio some cook
ing. The fust two days we didn't
have much else besides cookies and
candy bars."
"Feeding 30 girls from a kitchen
so small that three people can get
into it only by saying '1-2-3 shift'
Is something of a problem,"
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Welcome student charge ac
counts at Burnett Style
Shoppc where you find the
Co - ed dresses in Mello
Swadc, woo and silk. So
different. Reasonable.
Powder blue wool trimmed
with royal blue velveteen as
iot and buttons sets off the
blonde hair and blue eyes of
Betty Hoag, Tri Delt pledge.
WHERE ARE YOU eating
lunch this noon? Stop in at.
I he new College Inn Grill
where they serve watfles for
only l."c. One block from
the campus. 3lh and Que.
WANTED: AN INNOCENT!
Mortar- Board, May Queen,
Colonel. Tassel, Corncob,
pledge, coed, freshman . . .
we found them all on the
u alls of a local store but
evidently an Innocent just
doesn't rate!
IF YOU'RE FROM MIS
SOURI and have to be
shown, we know you'll like
the interpretation of GOING
PLACES that Bud Kling of
the. Journal has given us.
Have your knit suit cleaned
and blocked by NELSON
CLEANERS. Altering, dress
making, ple'ing, buttons,
buckles, hemst. 2P.fi So. 1.'.
Bol ).".
said Mrs. Mabel Cox, house man
ager. "The girls have been very
cooperative, however." she added.
"And as for that Johnny How
ell, the worm (this from practi
cally the., whole porchfuli, you can
say that we're going to gang him
I when we get out. We're going to
get him by the neck and listen to
him choke. The ner ve of the worm,
saying that even girls afflicted
with 'polio' are vain enough to
come trooping down two flights of
stairs and out on the front porch
to have their pictures taken. Be
sides, whoever heard of a football
player who could write society,
anyhow ?
Romance? "Oh. yes, there's
plenty of it, but it's rather diffi
cult and not very orivate you
know." Sara Casehrer confessed
she had "developed a larynx of
hog -calling contest proportions
from shouting to acquaintances
across the street."
The girls honestly admit that
they are "pretty anxious to get
back to school." Since they hadn't
yet purchased text-books, they
have been unable to keep up with
You Are Cordially Invited
to be Present at a
Revue W:B
of the JVew Styles for
Fail, 1937
to be held on our
3rd Floor ... Wed., Sept.
at 8 P. M.
ANUSIC BY BECK-JUNCBLUTH
Living Mmlels ilirerU'd ly Mm ili'-l imilr
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Zippers come and zippers go
but this zipper goes all the
way down the front of a
gray tweed box style reefer
that Helen Ann Rex, Kappa,
has been seen wealing.
HEAD FIRST IN SMART
NESS! We know that hats
belong on heads but not all
hats belong on your head.
Consider your costume and
coiffure. Wear ycur ensem
ble to Vera's Hat Shoppe and
find the hat that's right for
vou. 116 No. 13.
If YOU'VE BEEN WAN
DERING "Around and
About'' with Aunt Sarry
since Sunday and want to
.-ettlc down now, let "Smoot
?." help you with your shop
ping problems, clothes prob
lems ... in fact, no problem
is too difficult, i Call thr
Daily Nebraskan i.
class assignments and will be con
siderably behind in their studies
when and if the quarantine is
lifted. "We've read every scrap of
printed material threadbare," of
fered Doris Hictt, and now we are
about ready to start on the tele
phone book."
Father L. W. McMillan, rector
of the University Episcopal
church, and next door neighbor
of the confinees, is the official
gloom dispeller, report the girls.
Thus far his neighborly interest
has resulted in gifts of a crate of
cantaloupes, eight pounds of candy
and a stack of magazines.
"Anyway we've all learned how
to pronounce poliomryeliti.".' "
concluded Alice Heck.
Amateur hockey and college
basketball nre incri-aj-mg in j.opu-1
laiity at Madison Square Garden.!
New Jersey is one of the few !
states in the union which has!
neither a medirnl nor a dental!
school.
The Tassels arc coming. j
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AS MAKY ANSA SEES IT
Speed Blood was on the receiv
ing end of the Sigma Nu house
phone during an Interview by your
correspondent. Called last night to
tind out if the rumor ed cigar pass
ing came off, Speed said to wait
awhile. In case you haven't
guessed, the Pt Phi's had no candy.
The Chi O's found themselves
almost in the same boat during
dinner when a delectable looking
box was brought in filled with
wooden sticks ala Charlie Mc
Arty. The enclosed note explained
that tiny Marg Munger and Pi
K. A. Woodie Beige just couldn't
get up nerve to pass the choco
lates. Later a second box .arrived
this time the real thing.
FOOT LOOSE and FANCY FREE
Back in circulation again arc
Kuth Van Slyke, Pi Phi, who sud
denly decided to call it a day with
Sigma Chi Howie Austin, and
Jane Barbour and Barbara Meyer
at the D. G. domicile. One of the
sisters, Fran Marshall, has given
back Georgic Rosen's Delt pin,
hut still has a standing date on
Saturday nights.
IT'S RUMORED THAT
Apropos of the frequent drop
ping and adding, Mr-. Scott asked
his Shakespeare class if they were
all registered there or just shop
ping today.
Jane Eldridgr, K. A.T. social
chairman, called a friend at the
A. T. O. house last week and asked
to have the pledges lined up in
front of the house, so that she
could select the eligibles for dates
with the new Thetas. That's what
we might call hand-picked blind
dates.
A certain Phi Psi, .linimie De
Wolf, broke his pledge because he
didn't want to stay home all se
mester. Now he'll be doing the
rounds with his new Sig Alph
brothers.
INSIDE INFORMATION
Bob Ramey boosted the A.T. O.
quota by appearing in church Sun
day, and the whole Tri Delt chap
ter turned out to defend their r epu
tation. Incidentally, quite a few
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5 '
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SEVEN MUST DIE. Begin a peach of a South Sea mystcry4
Thirteen on an adventure cruise th.it pets too dangerous for
comfort. Second of $ccn parts. By Janus Warner Rcllah.
FOUR SHORT STORIES by Ctorgc S. Brooks, Dorothy
Thomas, Ray Millholljnd, and Arthur Train.
FOUR MORE SPECIAL FEATURES. What the newspapers
didn't print about the White House fight on the Lourt. Plus
more articles, serials, cartoons, humor and what not. Pick
up your copy at the newsstand now!
NEXT WEEK DON'T MISS
A new romantic novel, "And One Was Beautiful," by Alice
Duer Miller. A young girl's love for a man the world con
demned. Here's a plot that vill keep you in suspense from
the first page. In six parts starting next week.
rPJf"f" If you haven't received your copy of "1937 Football Schedules," showing new rule changes, this year's gamer,
I" I In l and 1936 scores of 1 19 leading colleges, ask at the business office of the paper publishing this advertisement.
Societu
D. II. 's .stayed home to r ead the
funny papers.
Speaking of D. U.'s, I wonder if
it could have been native son, Ray
Colbert, who spent two hours Sun
day hunting a secluded spot for a
picnic. And when you found it,
Hay ?
Chic Reilly was heard to remark
that he could easily sec that
dresses are shorter this year, but
he couldn't say as much for slips.
HORSE PLAY
Marian Kidd tells us that 81
girls have signed up for her riding
club (personally I never knew that
there were that many nags in the
vicinity). Anyhow, they're meeting
Wednesday at 5 in the lounge of
Grant Memorial, and all interested
should turn up or call Marian.
AS JOUNiNY SEES IT.
When I'm flat on my back on
the training table, 1 get a fan let
ter addressed to "John Howell, so
ciety editor!" Being kicked in
the leg is nothing compared to
the beating I take in the dressing
r oom. I used to think I was calling
signals but the boys have taken
matters into their own hands and
here I sit at the typewriter with
the eight ball right in front of me,
and the fan letter.
Because my business is your
business journalistically speaking,
I pass the letter on to you un
eensorcd and when you get the
puns figured out, tell me; person
ally, I'm tired. These penalties for
illegal use. of the brain aren't half
tough enough.
Editor How Hell;
Get the heading in our paper,
Nebraska John.
Think your idea a clever
thrust an e-Man cipation from
the shackled skirts writing a
new rite.
May I have a copy?
Wrote a much criticized "call
em" at State Teachers Skillege.
Much success to you. Hope the
column will be "shicy," not a
"sorry (sar) torial" one. Make
it Robert Pcetish, one (wan) a
makery or a Marshally Fielding
one.
Advertise by Coinage of hues
Twho's): Passionate pink, rough
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Students Will Obtain
'M Books at Y Today
"N" books will go on sale in
Social Science hall today and
Wednesday for sophomores, ju
niors and seniors. Price of the
book is 25 cents. Freshmen may
get their copies for only a
nickel by going to the Y. M.
C. A. office in the Temple or
the Y. W. office in Ellen Smith
hall, announces C. D. Hayes, Y.
M. C. A. secretary.
and red, sinful cinnamon, gory
grey, ignore me blue, graceful
green, love me lavender, ducky
dove, gosling yellow.
Without a jesty gesture do
your best in that football period
and shine. Are you working
your way through skule?
(MR.) VERN S. MEYERS,
Birmingham, Alabama.
THE "SISSY"
Quarterback Writes Society for
Nebraska University Newspaper.
LINCOLN, Neb. P. The Daily
Nebraskan, student newspaper
at the University of Nebraska,
has a new society writer John
Howell, varsity quarterback.
His first column, illustrated
with a two-column picture of
John Howell, lamented that
"masculine angles" of university
society "have been disregarded
far too long."
"I," he announced, "intend to
write a frank and true column
on affairs of the day."
So they's calling me "sissy!"
Well all I have to say is, that any
other sissy who wants to take
what I'm getting since I started
this column, may have my title
any time. But don't be sending
in any substitutes, I can take it
as long as you can!
Eol We Irk
Our Uoommalo.
BY JOHN STUART.
Returning to school, a fellow is
confronted with a roommate and
the problem of getting along with
him. Here arc some rules that
may help:
1. Don't borrow clothes. Treat
his things with respect. Carry
your own cigarettes.
2. Don't bother him when he's
studying. Don't interrupt to
tell him about the sweetest
girl in the world who said,
"Oo dreat big manns."
3. Never borrow money.
4. Always stand up for your
roommate before the other
fellows.
5. Come in quietly if he is asleep.
6. Be easy going. You don't care
which side you sleep on.
7. Laff at his jokes.
YOU IN THIS WEEK'S POST
"VTTHAT'S the football forecast? Good, bad, or
W medium? What men from here will be in
headlines? Here's a football expert's prophecy, and
a tcam-by-team appraisal of your competition. Over
200 players arc named, the choice of coaches and
sportsw riters for fame this year. How the new kick
off and forward pass rules will change the game.
Who's paying for players this year and who isn't.
Pages of good dope, enough to make you a one
man expert, and dinner table marvel. Don't miss'iu
Pigskin Preview
by FRANCIS WALLACE
AUTHOR OF "I AM A FOOTBALL FIXER"
Vv Si s t-. - 1
AWGWAN EDITOR HURLS
LITERARY CHALLENGE
AT NEBRASKAN STAFF
FOR ANNUAL TOUCH
FOOTBALL GAME.
(Continued from Fage 1.)
We arc fully aware that Johnny
are quarterbacking on the Huhker
varsity for his extra-curricular
major but that fact fails to daunt
nine good men and true, or us
neither.
Insist on Matching Socks.
Standard equipment to be worn
including shoes tennis, kid, or
patent leather; pants corduroy or
serge; shirts broadcloth, sweat,
or qunrtersleevc; socks the only
limitation being that each individ
ual's socks shall match; headgear
optional.
There arc only one qualification
upon which we shall insist. The
Nebraskan shall not "spike'' their
line with pulchritudinous females,
thus diverting the intentions of
Awgwan's triple threat men. If
such unfair, or "too fair" practice
is followed, the Awgwan will be
forced to call upon the reserve of
youth and beauty. However, what
we propose is a football game and
not a beauty contest.
In the words of Sir Galahad, an
Awgwan alumnus. "Our strength
are the strength of 2 (make it 1. a
'FULL' team) because of our
hearts are pure."
Can the Nebraskan say as
much? And mean it?
Editor's note: "In answer to
the slovenly challenge of the
scandal mongcrlng publication
known to the few as the Aw
gwan, we are compiling an ac
ceptance at this time. However,
we wish to point out to our cul
tured readers the caliber of the
humorists of this campus. Scru
tinize carefully the English of
the above challenge.
"When first we saw the said
manuscript, proposed by the Aw
gwan as a masterpiece, we fairly
shrank and vowed not to mingle,
even on the gridiron, with such
lowly persons. Though the Ne
braskan is noted for its football
ability among the faster pigskin
circles, it is first of all a body of
cultured people. However, demo
cratic as we are, the game wilt
go on."
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