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THE DAILY NKlsifAsivAN
wkdmisdvy. may 27, io:;r.
SNEK&ASHA CAMPUS n
(DCDACL WDiDKLL
Nixon Wins 110 Yard Dash in Six Meet.
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SEEN ON
THE CAMPUS.
Hetty Chrrny having the best
time sellinR Awgwans under tho
dork. .. .Floyd Iiuker threatening
to jiH.ss tho dimly Herb rainier
nml Ken Kee forming n ilueky
put uic in their brown and black
wildly plaid suits tho umiul
crowd lunching at the Tasty....
Hail Kvuns discussing nnd cussing
the lai:k of parking plHr.cs close
to the drug or Campus Inn
Webb Mills avoiding: his public by
wearing dark glasses. . . . Hill Flo
tliow tearing paper dolls and ani
mals out of paper napkins for
John Chalmers' amusement
Cordon I'hrl begging rides lrom
defenseless girls us usual.... A.1
Clark . . . . Melbu Devoe giving her
superb imitation of a horse neigh
ing -a dark horse she se.. . . . Kuth
Mallery emoting with emotion,
gestures and motions in a fare
well speech in public speaking
class Bill llollister blessing
Margaret dishing with his hon
ored presence these days.... Tom
Shaffer making plans to play ten
nis with "Casey" Schwarz. . . .Oil
vrr Howard having his daily six
or seven meals in the iUoon....
Mary Jane French recounting va
rious anil sundry experiences oc
curring at Jan Garber. .. .Jackie
Reynolds wondering who to give
her last date to. . . .Herb Walt and
Mary Kuth Reddish trying to see
every show in town before finals
begin. .. .Hetty Christiansen and
Ruth De Klotz looking a little bit
"tired of it all". . . .Saneha Kil
bourn managing to get to classes
on time in her Id' chevie coupe. . . .
nnd Hetty Rowland making sum
mer dates with Sam Swenson.
NOT so many weeks ago Sig
Alph John Margaret was known
as one of the "inostest" bashful
boys in the chapter but now the
brothers have their doubts. Not
CONNING THE
CAM PI
The many people in the United
States today who have taken a
pacifistic stand, either in organ
ized peace movements or as indi
vidual'!, could not truly maintain
this stand if, and after, war was
Swank presents a complete
assortment of the personal
ized jewelry accessories men
admire. At jewelers and men's
shops specializing in the
smarter things.
.lEWfinv ACCESSORIES FOK MF.N
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PHOTOS
Will Long be
Rinehart-Marsden
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many days ago, John was display
ing ills talent of buscball playing
und tossed the ball Into the win
dow of a passing car. John pro
ceeded to apologize to the drivers,
but at the name time made some
unnecessary remarks with his fa
mous sardonic smllo accompany
ing them. "So long fellows!" he
said and began to walk away from
the lecturing men but he looked a
second time and saw a shiny badge
revealed on the vest of one
of them. He was taken for a
short ride, to some ( ? ) building on
J Oth street but was soon rescued
by some of tho wiser brothers.
BOB Hoburt must be under
close supervision of his brothers
nowadays. Tuesday afternoon he
was missing so the entire Fhl Hsi
chapter loaded themselves into a
Burlington bus nnd went to the
Kappa house to look for him. The
bus stopped out. in front and the
daring young men sent the bus
driver into the house after him.
And now we understand that Carl
VVlggenhorn is Hob's newly ap
pointed bodyguard.
ZETA Beta Tail announces tlri
recent pledging of Joe Schwartz
man. MORE candy passing around
these here pnrts of late. This time
the happy people are. Ibby Broady,
who treated sisters at the Delta
Gamma house to sweets Monday
evening, while Art Smith, Sigma
Nu, passed the customary cigars
to announce that the sweetheart
pin which Ibby has been wearing
is the real thing,
RECENTLY announced is the
marriage of Miss Lois Barker of
LaHarp, Kas., to Wayne A. Hly
of Heaver Citv, which took place
Nov. 1, 1935, at Nevada, Mo. Mr.
Ely has attended the university,
where he is a member of I'hi Kap
pa Psi fraternity. i
declared by the United States.
Most people will agree that war
i is, in a way. a childish manner of
: trying to settle a dispute. It is as
i if two small boys, quarreling over
the fairness of ones actions in a
game, conie to blows. After their
fight is over, the question of fair
ness is still unsettled. It is the
same for war. Thousands of men,
women and children are killed, and
millions of dollars worth of prop
erty is destroyed, and the dispute
is not really ended satisfactorily.
War is not only unnecessary be
cause it fails in its purpose, but.
also, it is not Christian. One of
the commandments is "thou shall
not kill." Yet in war men shoot
as many of their crcmies as pos
sible. They kill their neighbor
instead ot trying to help him.
Most thinking men and women
agree to the futility of war; but
if war were declared tomorrow
these very men would enlist as
soldiers, and these very women
would give any help they could at
home or on the field. They could
not help themselves. The national
feeling would run too high and
would overpower them. No mat
ter how much they want peace,
they would refuse to be branded
as cowards (which would, of
course, not necessarily be truei.
In most cases war piopagunda
would sweep them along with the
crowd. It would be pointed out to j
them that they should show their
loyalty to their country by on-!
listing and helping with pi 'ovis-
ions. They would then forget that '
real loyalty to their country could I
best be expressed by refusal to nC(l as a result of campus ro
participnte in war. Hut the civ mances.
would be "your country is at war
and needs you: enlist!" And thfit Seventy-three nationalities are
would be answered by all, pari- lepresented among the 8.800 stu
fists as well as militarists. ' dents at Boston university. It
. j must hu fun when they all get to-
If you are a pacifist do all you Sttllr'"- . ,'
can now to prevent war. because i , , , ,,,
after war is declared it will bp 1 am just a l.ttle ape,
too late to accomplish much for
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fbreiittf'n. iPmm Thn Hr.a no i
Owl, Doane College. Crete, Neb.;
distributed by College News Ser
vice. Hard knocks is what it takes to
win:
Believe me, that's the truth.
If you think I'm kidding.
Ask Louis or Babe Rutn. Silver
and Gold.
Nomination for the most fie-
quent news item: The automobile j
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GRADUATION
A Qift That
Remembered!
Capital Hotel BIdg.
HAIL AND
FAREWELL1
This column Is dedicated to those
that we won't be "seeing on the
trorthe6
cupped and gowned journey, done
in the measured trend of the last
mile. Every step takes them
farther from unforgetnble, irre
placeable college days. Faces pass
by.... Marge Souders and with
her the echo of Kosmet melodies
....living Hill nnd tho sound of
a gavel on the Student Council
rostrum. .. .Alalre Uarkes wear
ing her mortar board as president
of the senior women's honorary
for the last time. .. .Henry Whit
aker and a flash of scarlet across
the basketball floor. ... Faith Ar
nold, and the 393G Cornhusker
closes with a snap Jerry La-
nouo nnd witn him tho roar of the
gridiron fans, .. .Virginia Sclleck
and the military department sa
lutes their Honorary Colonel.,.,
on and on they come and..,. go,
where? We cannot venture to pre
dict, we can only stop to pay Inst
college honor to those who made
four years at the University of
Nebraska tribute to themselves as
well as to the school.
OF interest in university cir
cles comes the announcement of
the approaching marriage of Sher
man Cosgrovc to Josephine Lee
which will be nn event of July 3.
The marriage will take place at
tho home of the brides parents,
following which the bridal party
will be entertained at a supper at
the Lincoln hotel. Mr. Cosgrove
and his bride will leave July 4
for Kansas City where they will
spend a few days.
ANOTHER candy passing which
took place Monday evening was
that of Ruth Pyle at the Phi Mu
house, who announced in tradition
al fashion her engagement to Joe
Pospisil.
approached the coroner at GO miles
an hour.
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Betty Furness, movie star, has
been added to the staff of Wood
bury college as an adviser in cos
tume designing and millinery. She
should be able to create some hot
new numbers.
People whose hopes of making
Phi Beta kappa at the University
of West Virginia have smashed
have banded together in a mock
organization called Fi Batar Cap
par. A student from a western uni
versity earned this reputation as a
driver. Is he reckless? Say, when
the road turns the sa way he
does, it is just a coinciui nee.
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A public speaking course at
Amarillo college, Texas, includes
instruction in the arts of polite
heckling, asking embarrassing
questions, hissing and acceptable
booing.
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The Miami Student tells of a re
cent sale of confiscated vehicles
in South Carolina, two automobiles
in fair condition sold for a total
price of $19. while a horse and
wagon sold for SI 19.
I wish I were a moment
In my professor's class,
J'01 no matter how idle moments
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They always seem to pass. Jr.
Coliegian,
According to alumni records
7.r."i0 Duke university alumni mar-
nvd v uj in u i m
Nobody loves me.
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The Mavcrfck.
Item from the McGill Daily:
Refreshments on the second
floor: races in ballroom.
Dances featuring phonograph
music aie proving very popular at
Alfred university They seem to
be attiacling record crowds.
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A University of Minnesota sen
ior is the owner of the school's
only undergraduate beard. "My
beaid gives me an academic ad-
vantage over the smooth shaven
student," aigues the student,
i "Members of the faculty arc cx
; traordinarily cordial to me. They
nod at me on the street and shake
hands with me in the classroom.
They treat me as an equal." All
of which should prove something.
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Mary had a little lamb,
j Its fleas were white as snow,
i Everywhere that Mary went,
i It scratched, and scratched, and
I scratched. lllini.
SUER
SCHOOL
Opening Dates
June 1 & June 15
Placements are very satis
factory this spring. Our qual
ified people are all employed.
LINCOLN
SCHOOL OF
COMMERCE
W. A. Bobbins, Pres.
209 No. 14 St. B6774
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Conclusion Made AftcrThree
Years Research by Famed
Washington Staff.
By (iillcgK Nr Hrrvlre.
WASHINGTON, May 2(1. Re
duction of process witnout lower
ing wages and salaries this week
was recommended by the Brook
ings Institution ns the most feasi
ble means of restoring prosperous
times.
This conclusion was reached
after three years' research by the
staff of the famous Washington
organization, investigation having
been sponsored by the Falk Foun
dation of Pittsburgh.
The prescription to "reduce
prices" would be difficult to put
into effect, Dr. Harold G. Moulton,
president of the Institution, warned,
but, he said, the institute will
mnke an auxillnry study to devise
ways and means, if possible.
The weak spot in this nation's
present economic set-up, Dr.
Moulton said, is that the great ma
jority of the people don t have
enough money to buy goods, uais-
ing wages generally would help
but would not cure me condition
because nearly half the population
farmers, professional men and
such would not be affected. But
reduced nrices would enable every
bodv to buv more and stimulate
all lines of business.
Basic problems the Brookings
Institution research men were
asked to solve by the Falk Foun
dalion, which put up $150,000 to
finance the studies were:
"Whv is there want in the midst
of plenty ?" and "Why are lac
tories and workers idle when mil
lions of persons desire their pro
ducts?"
Moulton reported that the
Brookines Institution arrived at
the basic conclusion that the un
balanced distribution of income,
and the consequent restricted flow
of purchasing power tliru con
siinintive channels "explains our
inability to find markets adequate
to absorb the full output of our
productive establishment: second
ly, that the slow rate of growth
of consumptive demand serves to
retard the rate at wnicii new capi
tal is constructed nnd hence the
rate of economic progress.
The problem then shifted from
one of diagnosis to one of pre
scription. "It should bo clearly under
stood," Moulton said, "that a mere
redistribution of the existing in
come of society will not accom
plish the desired results. If the en
tire income of the nation had been
divided absolutely equally in the
most prosperous year we have
known, each person would have re
ceived about SGG5."
The most important requirement
is to increase progressively the to
tal amount of income to be divided,
the economist said.
He declared there are two prin
cipal plans for bringing that about.
The first is the increase of money
wnees without proportionate in
crease in prices, and the second
is the reduction of prices without
the reduction in money wages.
A paragrapher in the Daily Tar
Heel predicts better times when
Americans learn that their prog
ress has been due to doses of cas
tor oil and calomel prescriptions
and not to soothing syrups.
Chemist: "Get out of here. This
is none of your bismuth!'' Ferris.
('.ttrnliushvr to Open
Thursday Afternoon
The Cornhusker office will
be open Thursday afternoon
from 1 to 5 o'clock so that
students may have a last
chance to obtain the books
which they have ordered. There
are still 199 students who have
not yet called for their books.
The 15 fraternities and sorori
ties who have not reecived
books are urged to get them at
once. .The office will not be
open at any other time during
examination week.
O In any tight pinch, re
member: you can keep
cool and comfortable un
der any heat or predica
ment if your wearing
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Bruce Nixon, Kansas State, won the quarter milo run, the only event in which Nebraska did not
score in the Big Six trt'ck and field championships. Les Pankonin was moved into tho sprints in
stead of running his pet distance, which left no Cornhuskcrs entered in this race. Cox of Kansas,
was second to Nixon.
Sport Shorts
According to Frederick Ware,
sports editor of the Omaha World
Herald, there is an Omaha Cen
tral high school football player
that has been offered a chance to
"ply his trade" with the University
of Missouri next year. And ply
his trade he would be doing if he
accepted the offer. It seems to
this writer that the old subsidiza
tion story is getting a bit stale
Every high school football player
likes to impress nis friends with
the stories of the offers he is get
ting from the various schools
around the country. In this case
the lad named a Big Six school
instead of the usual Southern Cali
fornia or Pittsburgh.
But the song is the same that is
sung again and again. Some mem
ber of the coaching staff or promi
nent alumnus approaches the
player and offers him free tuition,
board and room and expense
money in return for the boy's at
tendance at the university and his
appearance on the football team.
The very fact that so few of these
otters supposedly made are ever
taken up proves that many of
them are made only in the boy's
mind in order that his friends will
think of him as a valuable player.
Well, it appears as if Joe Lou
is will really get a crack at the
crown this year after all. The
New York state boxing commis
sion announced that the winner
of the Schmeling-Louis bout this
spring will meet the champion,
Jim Braddock, for the heavy
weight title this fall.
It was feared by many that
wires would be pulled which j
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. V' yf Bathing suits and beach ensembles 2.95 to j
12.50 t
nrJ Sj$ Overalls and slacks 2.95 - 3.95 Jh f
(L KrS ilk or wool jersey sweaters 2.95 - 3.95 jL
A h, Short, shirt and blouse combination 3.95-6.35 f
Play suit aud shirt combinations 5.95
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would keep the Detroit fighter
from a chance at the title for
some time yet. A recognized
champion-has to fight only once
a year, and by pitting Braddock
against a second rater this year
it would stall the inevitable off
for another season at least. An
other method might have been
to send Louis against many
other fighters, presumably for
the experience, and in that man
ner hold him off for awhile
longer.
All seems to be quiet now,
however, and all that remains
is to wait for the outcome of the
fight to be staged this June in
Madison bowl, Long Island.
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From The Lincoln Journal.
IT'V'W'iS; - -M
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1' rum TtiB Lmcuin juui iiKi.
Our strange slanguage has de
veloped its own syntax and co
ordination. For example: (Apol
ogies to I. Colodny I
How'd Juno 1 was sick?
1 crib my ex's and flunk!
We hop in the co-op with freo
pop thrown in by pop.
My babe's singin' goo-goo's at
another stag.
Keen coeds gripe at babby
A recent regulation has been
passed by the' Fuller Brush com
pany stating that its salesmen
must grow mustaches in order t.o
increase sales by the suggestion
method.
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