TUESDAY, MAY 26, 1);$r. r i 'i -? '.t s i SNEBRASIKA CAMPUS fl (DCQAEL WCHDKLL SEEN ON THE CAMPUS. Sigma Nu's making plans to go to summer .school can you im agine. .. .Glnnie Sclleek using her camera to good advantage Janet Caldwell wearing three A. T. O. pins at once to add to her collection N'eil Yournans hang ing his pin mi Jerre Delnes before several excited spectators. . .Clay ton Schwenk looking rather low without the usual company of Mary Fislar these days people discussing' different methods of staying awake all night while st inlying for finals Joe Steph ens acting as if he was in need of several live hour naps....Adna Dobson and Carolyn Skans toot ing about in the cream-colored job.... Bob Kasal still loking for someone else to hang his pin on just for the publicity probably Maxine Munt was smart enough to see thru his game Kasals in the air. ... Frank "Fitz" Sears trying to drink cokes and write English papers in the drug.... June Butler without her usual blond escort in English class Pi Phi's having their annual "fun" day at Capitol Beach .... Dorothy Lind quist looking rather lonesome while Jack Shoemaker is getting ready to graduate.... Jane Smith hav ing her daily malted milk between classes, then sprinting over to Andrews. .. .not many law stud ents in evidence. .. .Waldemar Mueller studying ten minutes in every room in the Temple to avoid any interruption ... .Betty Cheiny trying to tear photographs off of publication blackboards without damaging them.... Carl Ernst jumping .iiiu a window to gel to class -. time which is a miracle ....anu Bill Beachly unvoluntat ily taking 47 of his brothers to school in his roadster. w KAPPA Sigma announces the recent, pledging of Bob Thomas of Crawford, Keb. t SUNDAY morning at the Sig ma Kappa senior breakfast candy passing seemed to be prevelant and rather contagious. Looey Marston and Carley Thomas had a mock candy passing only to avoid hav ing to eat lemons in the custo mary manner. Soon after though Laura McAllister and Robert Young passed the candy in all seriousness much to the excite ment of the sisters. Mr. Young is a member of Delta Sigma Delta fraternity. PALLADIN club held their in itiation of new members last Fri day night. Those initiated were Howard Wright of York, Grace Pitcaphlcy, Marie Piazza, Robert Simmons, jr.. Dean Worchcstcr, Robert Holland, jr.. Eleanor Eiche, Delma Ekwall and Lydia N'ewcil, all of Lincoln. Robert Harrison, vice president of the society, was in charge of the initiation ceremony. 99 ANNOUNCEMENT is made to- SEE AUTO PICTURES Safe Driving, Manufacture Of Cars, Subjects For Movies. More than 100 engineering stu dents attended the engineers' con volution Wednesday evening in Sori:;l Science auditorium, to see pictmes illustrating the entire process in the. manufacture of au tomobiles. Two films were presented. The first film entitled "When You Know ' showed how we should take the same precautions in automo bile driving as are taught in the army flying schools. The second film. "Master Hands," showed in detail the proc esses in Die manufacture of the automobile from the law material down to the finished product. Music by the Detroit Philhar monic orchestra was recorded along with the pictures. The di rector of the orchestra had spent f-pveial months studying the sounds pioduced in automobile production so that similar sounds could be produced by the orches tra in the films The convocation whs under the auspices of all engineering de partment student blanches R L. Mclntyre of the visual edui at lotial depaitnient of General Motors presented the films. MONSTER COCKROACHES ONCE INHABITED EARTH Professor Tells of Hugh Drag-on Flies Here in Ancient Times. TUCSON", Ariz.. May, 22. Cock roaches which were large en ugh to carry off a man and dragon-flies bigger than windows inhabited the earth two million years ago. ac cording to Dr. Elmer Ball, ento mologist at the University of Ari zona. "People who speak of the war between insects and man are a ouple of million years behind the time," Dr. Ball commented. This he said is the "age of beneficial insects." The scientist said he nad wit nessed in Arizona the unforgetao:e speetaelp of 4 million grasahcp;.e-s advancing two feet a minute, de vouring all vegetation in th"ir path and never turning aside b'lt mov ing straight toward the sun However, he said, of 130 species of grasshoppers discovered in Ari zona, only 18 are harmful and 40 species are highly beneficial. He explained that many of 'he grass hopper feed on ragged, a very harmful weed on the western range. j j Our Hasher, Stanford column- i 1st. says "nature abhois a vac-! iium, but that's all right; I don't j tike nature, either." ' WHAT'S DOING Tuesday. Gamma Phi Beta Mothers club luncheon, chapter house, 12:45 o'clock. Alpha Delta Theta Mothers club luncheon, chapter house, 1 o'clock. Sigma Kappa alumnae meet ing, with Mrs. George G. Zcl lers, 7:30 o'clock. Chi Omega alumnae meet ing, With Mrs. C. C. Wiggans, 8 o'clock. day of the marriage of Miss Dor othy Douglas of Lewiston to Jer ald H. Dawson of Wymote, which was an event of March 7. Mrs. Dawson is a graduate of the Uni versity and is a member of Phi Mu sorority. . ALUMNAE of Sigma Kappa will meet Tuesday evening at the home of Mrs. George G. Zellers, with Mrs. Leland Towle and Miss Char'otte Kizer as assisting hos tesses, for the last meeting of the year. hollowing the meeting, the evening will be spent at bridge. About 20 art expected to attend. KAPPA D'lta Mother's club held its last meeting of the year at the home of Mrs. ,K. V. Elwell and Mrs. C. F. Lyman. Table dec orations were carried out in the Kappa Delta colors, green and white. Newly elected officers for the ensuing year were installed. They are Mrs. E. F. Adams, pres ident; Mrs. V. K. Pease, vice president; Mrs. H. Jackson, secre tary; Mrs. H. M. Lehr, treasurer, and Mis. J. E. Tucker, historian. V ALUMNAE of Chi Omega will meet Tuesday evening at the home of Mrs. C. C. Wiggans. Follow ing the regular business meeting, a musical program will be pre sented. Assisting hostesses will be Mrs. A.M. Caddie, Mrs. Roy Housh, and Miss Ruth Burnett. WEDDING of interest in Uni versity circles was that of Miss Mary Jane Hughes of Omaha to Richard Joy of Lincoln, solemn ized Saturday evening in Omaha, i Both Mr. and Mrs. Joy are former students of the univeisity, where Mrs. Joy is a .picmbe of Phi Eeta Phi soiority. " MOTHERS club of Gamma Phi Beta will meet for luncheon and regular business meeting Tuesday j afternoon at the chapter house. Hostesses for the affair will lie Mrs. Ira Kingslev, Mrs. E. T. Beard, Mrs. Paul Jones and Mis. F. Holmes. to SPONSORS will gather north of Bessie hall at 1 o'clock Wed nesday. . . just before com pet starts, all attired in white dresses with their Sponsors caps on their heads, by order of the Honorary Colonel, Virginia Selleek. Charms and Concoctions Used hv Karlv Doctors When Treating Ailing Patients (Krom lrmvrMtv Da.ly K;tniHn) The next time you hear anyone say, "Oh, for the good old days, " j it might bring them back to an appreciation of the age in which I we live if you tell them some of i the things that really existed in I those days. . If you happen to be suffering j from the ambarrassment of bald ness and lived in King Tut's time. the local medico would probably prescribe a salve made from the j fids of a horse, crocodile, hippo potamus, cat. and a snake. This ; choice mixture would be nibbed; into your head three times a day. I f this did not work, a magic spell j would probably be cast over you to increase the odds on "hair within a month." If you live. I in Eabylon and weie; suffering from a malady of one j sort or another, the method of diagnosis would be very simple. The doctor would probably not know why your stomach was ac h-; inc. so voii would be put in thel street outside your door in hope that someone passing would be a bio to identify your the by ail- merit. Weie you a native of a province in am lent China and you weie sent to make pea e with a war lord with whom your people had been fighting, the peace offering would most hk"y be a number ot sliek3 of sugar cane called "sweet sticks of the seat." The tribute of India to China in 200 B. '.. was such a gift. The word "candy" comes Irorn the name of the Indian town. "Khandi." If an ultra modern woman of to day were to visit a lady friend in patrician Rome, she would find that her hostess used castor oil to i improve her complexion (external1 use only). Cleansing materials! weie sweet oils, perfumes and salves. Such a thing as soap was ' unknown. j In the ltith and 17th centuries the principal methods for getting rid of your husband when he tr umped your ace was to give him ' poison. If your husband wanted to' be sure (at least in his own mind) that he would not meet such an end, his only drinking vessel would be a cup fashioned from a uni corn's horn. This was supposed Alway Our ICrnt:il lrpartmrnt fur the I'lraiirst, haffst and rl RENT-A-CARS and the limrot mlrs, two. 1 1 mo r si. iifius Oim'u 24 llnurs l.lnruln, .rlir.n.ka We Arr Rill lliMriliulori for i Iii4 Trrritnry Rro Hying 1 liiudn and J'rurki MOTOR OUT COMPANY "Your Drug Store" If it's drugs you need when your doctor calls. Phone B1U63 for quick service The Owl Pharmacy 14S No. 14th o P St. Free Delivery - B1053 THE HOME WARD STRETCH. With the orgy of exams de scended upon those would-be students, an enveloping cloud of gloom seems to have suddenly dropped in our midst. Not pnly is it the thought ol nnais, out also the realization on the part of seniors that this is their "last mile" and that the good old days spent in the drug and cutting classes arc just about gone. Fresh men, with not a care in the world but to pass a few exams' are wan dering around with a perpetually downcast look in their eye, won dering why they ever decided to come to school. Unhappy gym cutters are bemoaning their past misdeeds, thinking with deep sor row of the long hours to be spent during the summer, making up that one or two extra times when they just had to see a show. The more dejected specimens of hu manity that can be seen carrying stacks of books to and from such places as the lihrarv are probably suffering from an acute attack of term-paperitis, peculiar to this time of year, for which there is no cure except writing the darn things. Our pet gripe is the per son, who. when everyone else is bemoaning the facl that they have at least seven exams, chimes in with the remark that only two of his professois believe in giving such torture. Oh well, why bother! Nobody will know the difference a hundred years from today. ANNUAL spring luncheon of the Alpha Xi Delta Mothers club was held at the chapter house. Election of officeis followed the luncheon, at which Mis. H. C. Emeiy was re-elected president. Other officers aie Mrs. W. H. Dick, vice-president; Mrs. J. II. Gist, secretary, and Mrs. W. E. McNeil, treasurer. Table decorations con sisted of pastel shaded spring flowers. About 20 were present for the meeting among whom were Mrs. Jay round, Mis. F. J. Larson and Mrs. C. C. Johnson, all of Omaha. AND another candy passing Monday night at the Alpha Chi Omega house when Beth Adams ami James Schafter, Chi Phi and Phi Rho Sigma informally an announcc their engagement, o EVELYN Stowell, Gamma Thi Beta and Pete Jensen, Alpha Sig infor mally announced their en gagement Monday night by pass ing the candy and cigars, re spectively, AND we are under the impres sion that the Betas had a sister's day dinner Sunday . . . anyway the dinner progressed nicely, alt ho it seems that the men of that grand olde fraternity forgot one thing, and this time it was an important thing on this campus .. a Beta sister. Miss Jean Walt, piesident of Mortar Hoard. i to render any poison harmless, i In order to "sit in" with Jlenrv the Eighth, all you had to do was to submit to some of his "cures." The king was an ardent pharm acist, and would often insist that souk; member of his court use one of his remedial concoctions for some ailment. One of his prescrip tions called for powdered bone of the human skull as an ingredient. His favorite poultice was called, "The King Majesty's Own Plas ter." It consisted of pearls and pain iacuiri wood. All of this nonsense was not confined to the other continents. If yon lived in Boston in the early days, you would have to get a doctor's prescription to take a bath. It was a prison offense for violation. Do we have any of this nonsense today? It is estimated that about a million and a half of us aie carrying charms of some sort or another to ward off sickness, evil spints and bad luck. ALPHA GAMMA RHO WINS GREEK HORSESHOE TITLE Last lo earn points in this year s record breaking intramural cam paign were the Alpha Ciamrna film's who rame in with .10 points on the nose in the finals of horse shoe competition. "The Ag hoys (lonnfil the crown as they out ring croil the Pi Kappa Alphas 3-1!. The A. (j. n. team of the equine courts this year was said to he a new high in the way of hoiser.hoe abihty. The newly crowned champs 0f this snrrt fintaheil ninth in the athletics. running of all Greek SUHR SCHOOL Opening1 Dates June 1 & June 15 Placements are very satis factory this spring. Our qual ified people are all employed. LINCOLN SCHOOL OF COMMERCE W. A. Eobbins, Pres. 20D No. 14 St. B6774 News Parade jfVit' socialist party of America Is "not interested in socialism thru the communist party." The convention, now in session at Clevclund, unanimously rejected a letter from Earl Brow der and William Foster, commu nist leaders, suggesting that the two parties consolidate. ! or m an Thomas, the party nominee in 1928 and 1932, seems to be certain of his third nomination. His forces have won two victories in the conven tion to date. The Thomas sup porters were the leaders in the successful fight against the com munist coalition. They also won a previous victory in a dispute over the seating of the 00 representa tives from New York. There were two groups who claimed to be the socialist representatives from New i oi k. une group was Known as the old guards and were opposed to Thomas policies. Those friendly to Thomas were the militants. The two groups differ chiefly over ap proval of massed resistance against war in the 1934 Detroit declara tion of principles. The Thomas forces won by a 2 to 1 majority the right to seat their representa tives and the "old guard" walked out of the convention. The ease with which the Thomas forces won these victories would Indicate that they will have no trouble nomi nating Thomas for the third suc cessive time. 77ic? A7M teas invalidated a year ago tomorrow in a test case brought against it by the Schecter Wholesale Poultry com pany of Brooklyn. The victory was a hollow one of the Schecters be cause a few days before the first anniversary of the death of the NRA, the poultry company was de clared bankrupt. At this time, Father David Schecter's house was being foreclosed to satisfy a $4,000 mortgage. Of his sons, Al and Aaron Schecter were operating a tiny retail poultry store in New York, Joe was without a job, and Martin was a clerk in a Rutland road store for $25 a week. Though the Schecters were elated when the NRA was declared invalid, they were not so enthusiastic now. Joe Schecter said, "We thought that after the NRA decision we'd do much better in business. Instead business took a turn for the worse. No, we won't celebrate the death of the blue eagle next Wednesday. All we've got left to show for that decision me a lot of nice newspaper clip pingsthey won't bring in any cash." He apparently has changed his mind as to the possible use fulness of the NRA. He says, "The NRA ruined our business but if it had been properly administered, it might have saved it." David Schecter, father of the hoys who fought the NRA, was never interested In their historic court fight. Today he says. "Me? I'm always a democrat. For Roose velt? Sure:" The eic Deal has decided to give the railroads their much dcsned chance to work You Can Depend on the Man Who Advertises 26g Daily Nebraskaii out their own salvation, according to the best Information available in Washington. Roosevelt has sent a notice to Joseph B. Eastman, federal co-ordinator of railroads, to drop all plans of consolidation until after the political campaigns. The officers who gave this infor mation ulso predicted that by the time the campaigns were over, the office of co-ordinator of railroads would be abolished. Eastman has made many ene mies in railroad circles, which would be a very good reason for eliminating him before an election campaign. 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