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Let a
Champion Lead.
A CHAMLMOX'S position in in the van up
" ahead where the going is toughest and
roughest, where he is looked to for leadership
hy those he conquered when he by brawn or
brain won the title "beat."
A true champion accepts all challenges,
and attempts to maintain himself at the head
of the parade no matter the category of his
title or the company against whom he defends
it.
Nebraska has a champion in her track
team. Three weeks ago the Scarlet and Cream
athletes coached by Henry F. Schulte swept
through the schools of the Big Six conference
with comparative ease to reaffirm their su
premacy on the cinders of Ihe midwest. Hut
Nebraska, though proud and boasting of the
achievements of her sons, failed to live up to
the rank of champion in her next test, the
Texas Relays yesterday.
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Three of the company of Cornhu6ker cin
deriuen made the trip to Austin, Texas. They
carried the burden of the honor of the Scarlet
nd they carried it well. Sam Francis. Lloyd
t.'ardwell, and Harold Jacobson proved them
sflcs as individual athletes against some of
the finest competitors in their specialized
branches of athletic endeavor in the midwest.
Francis set a new shot put record. Card
well won the broad jump and placed in the
high hurdles. .lacobsen was but inched out of
placing in the sprints.
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Such achievements are meritorious. But
this was all individual competition. Nebraska
is not only an institution of individual track
stars, the Cornhuskers are a team of champions.
That team was willing and ready to be
tested on the cinder paths and greensward
of the Texas Relays yesterday. But that team
was not given the opportunity to show its
merit as a unit. The spirit which Coach Schul
te commended so highly as leading the Corn
huskers to their conference championship was
not allowed to play over the Scarlet banner in
Texas Relays competition.
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Surely winning the Big Six meet en
titled the' team as a whole to an opportunity
of displaying its wares at Austin. Surely the
spirit of victory and competition burned in
those lads a spirit to lead them on to future
victory and conquest.
Ostensibly due to an injury suffered by
one member of the team, the squad to make
the trip was reduced from eight to three men.
That injury may have prevented Nebraska
participation in several relay events, but it
shouldn't have had an effect on the number of
men to make the trip. Relay quartets are
formed of iien who have other specialities
one may be a 100 yard dash man. another a
440. Nebraska doesn't concentrate on her re
lay teams rather on the strength of the team
as a whole in individual performances.
Kansas saw fit to send a full squid of 10
saen to the relays. So did Kansas State and Ok
lahoma. These teams ran behind Nebraska in the
conference indoor. Yet they sent teams to
Austin, while Nebraska sent men.
An injury to one competitor should not
have prevented Nebraska from sending a full
team to Austin. Substitutions could be made.
perhaps not with men of equal caliber, but men
who have practiced honestly and earned the
right of competition.
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Certain competitors on the team would
have been assured of placing, if past perform
ances could in any way be counted on. Some
of these men are seniors who for three years
have given their best for the Scarlet. They too
have a right to as much competition as they
can possibly enter. Some of the money spent
ferrying football and basketball teams around
the country might very advantageously be
used in giving trackmen a trip or two.
. ; Nebraska should live up to her role of con
ference team champion. Individual perform
ances are part of this, but every man should be
fcivpn an equal chance in every form of track
om petit ion the Cornhuskers enter. Nebraska
eould afford to send a team to Austin as much
ss.Jhe other of her Big Six cohorts who did.
A championship team should endeavor to live
up to its reputation.
CONTEMPORARY
COMMENT
Where Are
We Going?
In this book, "The Newspaper," G. Binny
Dibblee says "Advertising is the newspaper's
backbone. The world is only beginning to real
ize how vitally neeesnary it. is to business. It Is
advertising of ready marketing of produced
goods. It affords the chief practical solution
of the paradox of modern industry, which re
quires that goods shall be manufactured in im
mense quantities In order to secure cheapness
of production and yet will riot allow that they
should he put tin the market in too largo quan
tities at u time for fear of creating a glut and
lowering prices. Demand niust never be satis
fied. It must be perpetuully stimulated and
the most effective and almost universal method
of obtaining this stimulation of demand is by
advertising."
May 1 add "Amen' 'lo the fore-going Hlate
ment ami say that advertising is, undoubtedly,
one of the chief stepping stones used in the
building of our most suecessful American news
papers of today. Advertising enables the news
paper proprietor to give to his readers a pro
duct, which costs him from four to ten times
the amount which he reeeives from them in
purchase of his papers, and in return they give
to him and his advertisers part of their daily
attention and ultimately they requite him by
buying more or less of the articles advertised in
the paper. Thus there is an ingenious exchange
of services.
Granted that newspapers today do derive
la 1 iiilll i V) Pf- fourths of their revenue from ad
vertising fine but does that necessarily mean
that the newspaper becomes merely a daily bul
letin of classified advertisements? A battle
ground upon which the contestants arc vjing
with one another to. see which. can carry the
greatest amount of advertising per annum?
Tlio iitvMnniM' is. urimiii'il v. a publication
for the people, to impart to them a knowledge
of the current happenings of each day not a
specialized organ for the advertiser. Stuart A.
Hirts. British advertising consultant, reVriil ly
made the statement that the secret ot the
American newspaper's success was that it never
function as a news vendor
1 fear we are not entirely deserving oi such
laudatory comment !
More and more departments in more mm
more newspapers are every day upending moie
and more time in developing suen ueKv
Bhotoprinting, color copy and others, in order
to more firmlv cement their relations with tne
advertisers. Dibblee was rather larsighted
when he stated that advertising could become
suicidal. "The courting of prominent advertis-
he mi vs. "is every day more and more the
preoccupation of a newspaper manager and Ins
is apt. to listen too lavorauiy to any rei. .. i-
ations made by strong moneyed uueiesis. i
-.1v,-... 4 danlma 1111,1 full lilt U the lllSt StllgCS
inmciaj ivv".".- . , ,,
of commercialism must at all costs be resisted.
Are we then coming to the point when "keep-
intr no with the .lone's" is more miponaiu mm.
keeping a conscience!
n. ; ihnt in indnv s world ot central'
ization and organization the "public likes to
recline in an easy chair ana nave a siv......
ized index of all his commercial imeres mn
,llv handed to him on a silver platter but he
,..,,., aA nc0ita "news. " Is tne American
Journalist going to stand back and let this com
mereialized monster completely over-ride the
i , r iha ni-Ms: sacrifice its capacity
for usefulness to the public and lose its own
source of strength and revenue or is n. w
ile strong enough to resist this outside pressure
nd maintain his own independence? Daily
) 'Collegian.
be you who will break neutrality, You will
weaken when a war breaks out across the seas
because of your eniol ions,
You won 't be able to salute the I'nited
Stales flag and refuse at the same time to don
a uniform and kill men.
Y'.Mir pride will squirm when in i American
ship is blown to bits on the high seas for car
rying contraband.
Your pride will squirm more when 1 1n
United States refuses lo do anything about Ihe
incident.
You won't bo able to stand the thought of
the United States and the freedom of the seas
not being synonymous. You'll go to war to
protect Americans, and you'll be blind to the
capitalists money pouring in.
Neutrality wont keep I lie I niled Mines
out of war, You'll defeat it with emotions.
You haven't learned your lesson. You II march
again. The Daily Texan.
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The
News Parade
Congressional Queries.
Another governmental investigation makes
the headlines as tho house committee begins its
probing1 into the Townsend and other old age
pension movements. So far, the committee has
found when, where, and how the Townsend
mftvpmant, atnrted and that .the organization
took in $951,064.00 since its birth shortly over
two years ago. sole witness so iar n. uccu
Robert E. Clements, very recently roiiigned sec
retary of the old age pension organization,
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New Taxes.
Thursday I lie house ways mid means
committee accepted a tax program worked
out by a siilieoniinitlci' on which they will
start 'hearings Monday. Kmliodied in Ihe
program are I he president 's recommenda
tions regarding a tax on undistributed cor
jioration profits and a proposal for a !K) per
cent "windfall" lax on "unjust ciirichmcul
occurring as a result of nonpayment" of old
AAA processing taxes.
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Future Congress
Absent from the program however, was
any proposal lor new processing taxes, w hich
was recommended by the president.
Reported lo bo forming last week, was an
organization of future congressmen pledged to
vote down the )f' 1 ,00(1 bonus demanded by the
veterans of future wars, The latter organiza
tion lias grown rapidly since its organization
a few weeks ago and now has posls in some
nineteen colleges throughout the country. Last
post to be formed was at Tulane where, it is
reported, students formed the mil i organiza
tion. m m
Growing Red Race.
That Indians equal in number to those in
America at the time Columbus landed will in
habit the United States in 100 years, is the
prophesy of John Collier, commissioner of In
dian affairs. The ratio of Indian births to
deaths is greater than that of either the Negro
or white population.
ground
and
About
By SJ'ih LoulfcA Meyer,
Vott'W Defeat Neutrality
W ith War-Time Emotions.
The "World war wasn't hideous enough to
teach you citizens of the United States a les
son. H didn't bring enough terror and nausea.
You've forgotten it in eighteen years and have
transferred yourselves to 1912 when men
talked peace and pacifism and five years later
went across.
You talked neutrality in those days. You
wanted trade cut off from belligerents. Europe
untangling its own problems, and peace and
normal contentment for yourself and poster
ity. You were followers of the New Freedom
which strssed education, intellect and interna
tional peace. You suddenly were tired of fight
ing over mosquito-ridden islands and a divided
United States. You advocated neutrality and
followed a great peace-loving president, advo
cate of the New Freedom.
Then you trampled on your own views,
rolled in blood, killed the president and called
yourselves patriots.
You went to war because of platitudes.
Your eyes blazed and hearts thumped as par
ades tramped the streets, bands played, drums
rolled, and placards reading "Make the world
safe for democracy." "We must have freedom
of th seas," "America must protect its citi
zens" headed the parades.
You went to war on emotion and in I'JLlli
are headed in the same direction. Why don't
you go beyond emotion to the instigators of it?
Who was behind the flags and drums and plac
ards in 1917?
Safely from their sixth story offices, fi
nanciers and-brokers of the United States were
applauding not for your bravery, oh no, but
for your guiltlessness i:i going to foreign coun
tries and collecting the debts owed them.
The chief causes of war are economic and
the chief economic cause is the struggle of pri
vate capitalism to settle internal problems.
Y'ou knew that in 1912 and realized an eco
nomic change was necessary. Not so in 1917.
You know it in 1936, but will you remember
in 1988?
Neutrality won't keep you from going to
war. As far as capitalists are concerned, neu
trality is another platitude, and platitudes
don't bother them.
Do vou believe the United States can keep
out of war merely by Congress passing a bill
prohibiting exporting of goods to belligerents?
Congress last year did prohibit exporting of
goods over normal trade because of the Italo
Ethiopian situation, yet exports of crude oil
rose 400 per cent in October, 1935. During the
first years of the World war, the United States
urged the citizens not to indulge in war profits
and surplus exports. On the ledgers of 1916
is marked three billion dollars excess of cou
modity exports over imports.
No, the financiers were not worried with
Congress then and they are not worried today.
Re-read the munitions investigation of January
when J. P. Morgan and his partner, Laniont,
were exonerated.
"Why should capitalism worry today even if
neutrality is uppermost in your minds! It will
ROSTAND'S PLAY
FINISHES SEASON
FOR DRAMATISTS
(Continued from Page 1).
.L.nUa Hmt is nlrefldv known to
the majority of the Temple patrons
hut to those wno nave noi enjoyeu
the opportunity of seeing and
knowing Nebraska's No. 1 stage
artist, he is a former Player and
assistant Instructor In the drama
tic department, who l.'t't the uni
versity stage for a brief time to
star In productions in almost every
major city of the east. During this
eastern stay he understudied the
famous Walter Hampden in the
role of Cyrano, and thus comes to
the Temple theater to portray the
part as it was done by one of the
nation's foremost stage artists.
Assisting Jenks and playing the
feminine lend "Roxanc," is another
of Miss H. Alice Howell's most tal
ented students, Dorothy Zimmer.
Altho Miss Zimmer is lacking of
the national fame already acquired
by Jenks, she does have a long list
of successes in the annuls of the
University stage. Among those
which brought her wide acclaim
are: "Another Language," "Holi
day," "Julius Caesar," "Koad to
Rome," "Trelawny of the Wells,"
and "Barkely Square."
Others in Cast.
Others who will lend their vet
eran stage ability to make the
production one that wilt long be
remembered by Lincoln playgoers,
are: Armand Hunter, who has at
tracted one of the largest follow
ings ever known to a Temple
player, thru his outstanding work
in past productions; Lee Young,
ivlirt hH.Is another hit to his lone
I roster of villlanous rolls the most
recent of which was "Duke" of
the "Petrified Forest?" Deliord
Brummer, whose work in the last
presentation warrants unlimited
comment ; and Don Buell. the vet
eran of Players' character roles.
Era Lowii, Allen Gatewood, Paul
Bogen, Richard Rider, Arnold
Gadeken, 'vValdemar Mueller, Mar
jorie Bannister, Margaret Straub.
Virginia Amos, Gwendolyn Meyer
son, Florence Smoeiin, Portia
Boynton and Elizabeth Bull are
only a few of the many other
names which appear in the cast of
the famed play.
Includes Romance, Drama.
The story in itself carries with
it nil tils' romance, drama, and
comedy of the seventeenth century
France. The five scutes carry us
from the play within a play of the
first act, to the ancient pastry
shop of the Becond. to t:ic hn Irony
scene of the third, the battlefield
of the fourth, and the convent
courtyard of the final act. The
action cariies variety from ro
mantic love to deathly duels and
bloody warfare.
The history of the play would
itself muke a fitting plot for a
novel. H hus been marked by
suits for plHiaii;;m and has trav
eled over almost every nation of
the world.
The production of the play has
been under the direction of Miss
H. Alice Howell and Herbert
Yenne. The sr'" reive been done
under the dlrec.lon of Don Fried
Icy. NOTED ENGINEER
TO TALK AT FBK,
SIGMA XI DINNER
(Continued from Page l.i
archaeology and ancient engineer
ing. He has served aa the presi
dent of the Kansas City chapter
of the American Institute of Arch
aeology. Dr. Emma Andersen, secretary
of Siarma Xi, announced that her
society will hold a specially called
meeting Saturday afternoon at 3
in MorriU hall auditorium to hear
Prof. A. J. Carlson, head of the
physiology department of the Uni
versity of Chicago, talk on "A
Recent Study of the Hunger and
Thirst Mechanism."
KOSMET KLUB STARTS
SALES CAMPAIGN FOR '
SPRING SHOW MONDAY
(Continued from Page 1).
nounced early this week. It has
been practicing nightly under the
direction of Dr. Ralph Ireland, for
mer Kosmet member, In the base
ment of Teacher's college. When
final selections have been made,
approximately 12 men will com
pose tha chorus, appearing four
times on the stage. At times tbe
members will be costumed as all
female, all-male, or as mixed, and
several times a few of them will
appear alone.
Feature Double Quartet.
Feature of the show for the first
time will be a double quartet, di
rected by Joe Iverson, who is also
OFFICIAL
BULLETIN
Orcheiis.
Orchesls will presem a siuuio . . n-i,.
recital Wednesday, April 1 in west StudCtltS UOnteSt TOT rTIZCS
gym, urniii ivicinormi imu.
HEISER
ENSEN
PAPERS FOR
E
NGINEERS
directing the cast. It was decided
to use this group by Kosmet Klub
as a means of prcaentliiK more
of the numerous songs contrib
uted, considered especially excel
lent by directors,
Also to be announced this week
is the final decision as to the road
trip. An application is now before
the faculty seeking permission to
make such a week end trip, while
negotiations are being carried on
by Bill Garlow, business manager,
with Hastings, Grand Island, Om
aha, Nebraska City, and Colum
bus as to the possibilities of giv
ing the play In several of these
cities.
SUCCESS IN FIELD
OF TEACHING DUE
TO DESIRE, WORK
(Continued from i?"ge 1).
troduced the speaker, who was
brougnt here by the university In
cooperation with the Nebraska
Principals and Superintendents as
sociation.
"A college degree Is not a pass
port to culture," she said, "nor
does it insure good teaching." Miss
Samuelson emphasized the neces
sity of acquiring the right attitude
on the part of the instructor, not
only to the profession but to the
community whether it be rural or
urban.
"It is just as important that you
teach well in the country school as
in the city," she declared. "Young
students soon find out when you're
trying to get by. , If you would at
tract state wide and even national
attention to your school, just re
member to do the common thing
uncommonly well. That's all that
it requires."
She gave out the followlug re
cipe for successful teaching in
rural schools: First, learn to in
struct; second, learn to manage
seat work and third, learn how to
manage the playground. Later in
the afternoon she addressed mem
bers of the tearhera college faculty
on problems of teacher training.
UNIVERSITY BUYS OIL
PAINTING, HOPPER'S
'ROOM IN NEW YORK'
(Continued from Page 1).
Washington; Wadswoith Athen
eum, Hartford. Conn.; Museum of
Art. Cleveland; Museum of Fine
Arts, Boston; British Museum,
Victoria and Albert Museum, Lon
don. Nebraska Art association
exhibited his- "Coast Guard Sta
tion" in 1932. "New York Res
taurant" in 1935, and "Chop Suey"
in 1933.
Hall Bequest.
The Mr. and Mrs. Frank M. Hall
bequest came to the university in
1928. This included the paintings
and etchings which they had col
lected during their lifetime, and a
residue of the estate, interest on
which is used to purchase works
of art each year. Pictures bought
under the terms of the will are:
"The Pink Pinafore" by Henri;
"The Dining Room Table" by
Frank W. Benson, "Nymph and
Ducks" by Childe Hassam, "Food
Bearers" by Olive Rush, "The Old
City" by Robert Spencer, "Bark
and Schooner" by John H. Twacht
man, "Almighty Spring" by Eu
gene Savage. "Mrs. Chase and
Cozy" by W'illiam M. Chase,
"Roadmenders Camp" by John
Steuart Curry, "Arrangement in
White" by Luigl Lucioni. These
paintings are exhibited on the
third floor of Morrill Hall.
Sellers Talks on Slavery
And Civil War at Conclave
Delegates attending the Missis
sippi Valley Historical association
convention at Austin, Tex., April
16 to 18 will hear Dr. James Sel
lers, professor of history, speak on
"Slavery and the Civil War
Again." Prof. Everett Dick of
Union college, who received his
master's degree in history here in
1925, is also on the program.
At Convention in
Kansas City.
Competing for three prizes
against students from Missouri
Valley schools, George Helser and
P. C. Jensen read papers at the
Kansas City convention of Amer
ican Society of Mechanical Engi
neers, Friday and Saturday. Ac
companying Heiaer and Jenseu
were three other society members
and Prof. J. W. Haney and A. A.
Luebbs.
Helser spoke on "High Com
pression Automobile Engines" and
Jensen on "Freon, the Refrigerant
and Its Compressor." Prof. Haney
attended the convention as repre
sentative of the national council
of ASME and of W. L. Batt, na
tlonal president. Faculty sponsor
of the Nebraska group was Prof.
Luebbs.
Convention delegates partici
pated in several technical sessions,
run as open forums. In addition
to technical sessions, convention
time was devoted to visits to va
rious Kansas City plants of par
ticular mechanical interest.
Concluding the convention was
an honors luncheon. Nebraska's
recipient of the biography award
was Fred Mallon, chosen on a
basis of scholarship and activities.
Prof. Haney will also represent
President Batt at the society con
vention in Salt Lake City. Ses
sions will be held during spring
vacation.
OPEN HOUSE FOR BARBS
ARRANGED FOR SUNDAY
in
The Sanitary Cafe
Ellas Bsukathtr, Prep.
Meals 15c and Up
831 Nortn 10th Strctt
Lincoln, Neb.
Miss Beers, Newcomer
Charge of Second
Social Affair.
Open house for all unaffiliated
students is scheduled for Sunday,
April 5, in Ellen Smith hall from
3 to 5:30, according to Dorothy
Beers, president of the Barb
A. W. S. league, who Is co-chairman
with Bill Newcomer, head of
the Inter-club council, managers
of the affair. This is the second
"get together" of the year at
which Barbs and faculty mem
bers are special guests.
"Since the last open house was
such a huge success we especially
invite all students and faculty
members who were unable to at
tend the similar affair last semes
ter," stated Miss Beers.
Games, feature entertainment
and refreshments have been
planned to add life to the social
mixer.
Bengtson Writes Article
On Political Geography
"Political Geography in the
High School" is the title of an ar
ticle by Dr. Nels A. Bengtson,
chairman of the geography de
partment, which appeared in a
recent issue of the Journal of Ge
ography. The same issue also
carried a page review of Dr.
Bengtson's and Dr. Willem Van
Royen's recent text, "Fundamen
tals of Economic Geography."
Temporarily banning all capital
letters in news columns, the Chi
cago Daily Maroon haa started
something new in college journal
ism. If the experiment proves pop
ular with students, the omission
of capital letters will become a
regular occurrence. Investigation
reveals that the Btaff haa discov
ered there ia no real reason for
capitals.
More than 1,000 Warsaw Uni
versity rtudenu picketed the Po
liaa school recently In protest
against high fee.
Learn to Dance
CIom to Unlvarslty 11 to. 15th
Luclla Williams
Privat Lien by Appointment
ClaiM Mon.. Wd., Frl. A Sat.
BALLROOM AND TAP
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A dignified looking gentleman
stepped insula the door of tho Aw
gwan oflfce recently, and asked of
a youth, "Where la tha Student
Council room?" Without taking
his feet from their elevated powl
tlon on the desk nor removing tho
clgaret from his lips, tho youtU
gestured vaguely with a thumb,
"Right over there." With ft quiet
"Thank you," Chancellor E. A.
Burnett turnod and left.
Which brings us to a discus
sion recently overheard. One.
young miss observed that Lewla
Caaa, the new Awgwan editor,
seemed a llttlfl conservative.
Quickly, a companion who had
dated him rejoined, "Oh, I never
found him that way at all!"
Via Walter Wlncliell: "Sure
'Wahoo' Is a good song, It was a
good song when it was Hgypliun
i.Mia lm " We mid. "Sure 'Good.V
Goody' is a swell song it was a
swell song wnon it was i-uxmu
retc,' too."
Saturday morning campus vig
nettes: R. O. T. C. officers
sleepily reporting for drill , .
Awgwan sdltor Lewie Cast and
former Awgwan editor Howsrd
Dobion harmonizing In the Aw
gwan office on "The Rosary,"
"Down by the Old Mill Stream,"
end "Wahoo" as the letter read
txohange Jokes to the former
anlv laws end s oouolt of
book store dignitaries In the
Moon ... Big reporters aiklng
newt editors to call them at 7
o'clock In the evening so they
won't have to go to hour dances
... the Music School cacophony
t Ite height and memories of
the tad observation made by
Prof. Orln Stepanek on that
problem, "Qod never Intended
most of thote femalet to ting"
. . . Somehow or other reminded
of objections by But Ad Instruc
tor! to the barking of Dr. R. A.
Lyman's dogt across the street
. . . Don't seem to remember the
exact amount of money It took
to build Dr. Lyman't dog house,
but It wat a fabulous amount
he refused to keep them In that
tteeple of Pharmacy Hall be
cause the heat wat stifling the
poor beasts, and he doesn't care
how much But Ad Instructors
howl about It . . . Can anybody
look to preoccupied at Dr.
Condra or Dr. Lyman we think
not.
A friend of Poppa's at Hartlng
ton tells of Earl Slmonsen, former
ly of the university who was hired
on the Cedar County News while
attired in shorts and smoking a
cigar.
Glyndon Lynde's home town
nickname: "Eggs."
Picture of an unusually dignified
young lady: Ruth Rutledge Friday
afternoon groaning about a horse
back ride the previous day. She
rnnlHn't even turn her head with
out creaking. Would like to have
seen Bonnie aisnop roiling on over
the horse's head when he stopped
without letting her know about it
but she found out.
Met the fellow who Introduced
Frances Lincoln to Jack Fisch
er. It was at the Prom last year.
The fellow had a date with Fran
ces, and she asked him to show
her Jack Fischer because ?he
had a date with him the next
week and didn't know what he
looked like.
Up our sleeve we chuckle about
the young man who was editing
Sam'R. McKelvie's political sheet.
The Issue. From that Job he went
in tho wpa writing staff One nice
Job of changing horses in the mid
dle of the stream, we snouio say.
Heard of a Rag reporter who
happened to sit down at his
study table the other night and
notice that he had no lamp nor
any book ends. His roommate
told him that one of the other
boys had removed them two
months ago.
MOTORS ATTEND
Annual Meeting in Omaha
Draws 100 Delegates
From Over State.
Members of the university home,
economics staff attended the State
Home Economics association meet
ing in Omaha, Friday and Satur
day, March 20 and 21.' Over 100
representatives from 50 different
schools were present.
New officers chosen were Mrs.
Anna D. Weayer-Callaway, presi
dent, and Mrs. Anita Bitner, Lin
coln, secretary. Elected councillors
at large were Miss Matilda Peters
of the home ec staff and Miss
Florence Atwood, associate direc
tor of the rural resettlement divi
sion. Attending the meeting from the
university were Miss Edith Carse,
Miss Louise Leaton, Dr. Rebekah
Gibbons, Miss Grace Morton, Miss
Matilda Peters, Miss Martha Park,
Miss Gladys Ruby, Miss Bess
Steele, and Miss Margaret Fedde.
The next annual meeting of the
organization will be held in Lincoln.
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