THURSDAY. MARCH 19, 1936.
FOUft
THE DAILY NEBRASKAN
NEBRASKA CAMPUS n
0 SCXCDALL WLHDIDLL
SEEN ON
THE CAMPUS.
Francos Boldman trying awfully
hard to soil some AwRwans In An
drews. . .Members of drill class
flying kites with the rest of the
children ... somebody or others
squiffy blue Oldsmobilc creating
much attention. . .Bob llilsabeck
looking for Klcanor Kieklc and
vice versa. . .Virginia Hunt and
Dan Kasterday concentrating on
history or something. . .Kitty
Adams sporting a now tri-color
combination, brown, turquoise
blue, and yellow. . .some plebians
using the steps of Andrews for a
study hall... Hill Bergquist devot
ing all his attentions to Ktnestine
Jones. . .Martin Krck and George
Tlaee being very- good friends de
ipite the fact that they are two
tl.irds of a triangle. . .Dick Kos
man and similar specimans of hu
manity already planning April
Fool's tricks. . .Gavin Humphrey
always hurrying somewhere...
Wood Shm-tleff sending flowers,
candy, and telegrams to his latest
love "(initials A. C. and living in
the Belvedere apartments, in case i
you're interested I .. .Betty Rom-)
ans counting the oays until spring I
vacation. ..Marjorie Misch giving I
at least half of the campus full
benet it of her car ra
WHAT'S DOING
FRIDAY.
Delta Zeta spring party,
Cornhutker ballroom.
Phalanx dinner dance, Lin
coln hotel ballroom.
SATURDAY.
Gamma Phi Beta spring
party, Cornhutker ballroom.
Alpha Delta Theta spring
party, Lincoln hotel ballroom.
Sigma Alpha Mu house party.
the speed limit. Given the alterna
tive of spending fourteen days In
jail or paying a sum of money for
release, he chose the latter. This
seemingly simple situation turned
out to be much of a problem, how
ever, when the keeper of the Bunt
ing family exchecquer could not be
located. Jeanne Fetter, having al
ready spent her month's allowance,
couldn't be of much assistance so
things looked kind of bad for a
while. How or when Jim grot out,
is still a mystery, but all we know
is that he "drove up to the Pi Phi
house at the usual time and as
far as we know, he's still at large.
ZETA Tau Alpha mothers club
dio. . .Bill Du- I wi" oct lnis altem00" for an in-
of several feminine admirers. . . ! rA . "'fd out in the
Barbara Ann Murphy driving f t . Patrick s day moUf
Lilt IM'lilil lllrtU 111 U PHVii I I . - . , s., , . .
,.,.! holi, t t hP ! hostess for the afternoon.
llil me mwj I'oi't.111
window... and even the most pro
.saic souls getting a little bit ro
mantic in this kind of weather.
SIGMA Alpha lota, professional
music sorority, held its annual
Founders day banquet at the Corn
husker, Wednesday evening. The
theme of the banquet was "Sym
phonic Variations'' and was car
ried out in the toasts given by
active and alumnae members.
Guests were scaled at small tables
centered with green and white dec
orations. Out of town guests in
cluded Mrs. Albert Wiles. Plaits
mouth; Mrs. Robert Waring, Ge
neva: Mrs. L. F. DeVoe. Platts
mouth, nnd Mrs. C. Coenberger,
Mankato. Minn. About sixty were
present lor the affair.
:
CRIME doesn't pay: At least
Xeal Youmans. promising young
student doesn't think so about now.
The gentleman obviously, a little
too obviously in fact, didn't be
lieve in staying awake during his
bie.'ogv elass. Unfortunately for
him, his professor wasn't very
pleased with the idea, and sen
tenced the student to do a 6000
word theme. The moral or this
story is to choose someone for a
prr.fessor who likes to sleep him
self once in a while.
RECENTLY appointed members
of the nominating committee for
next year's officers of the Phi Mu
mothers club are Miss Ruth Kier,
Miss Eleanor Gadd, and Miss
Genevieve Brehm.
KAPPA Delta mothers club will
meet this afternoon at the chapter
house for luncheon and an infor
mal business meeting. Arrange
ments for the affair are under the
chairmanship of Mrs. G. C. Fer
guson. CHAPERONS club held its
regular weekly meeting at the
Delta Gamma" house Tuesday aft
ernoon, at which 24 were present.
Following a shoit business meet
ing. Mrs. Frances Felton and
Richard La vert y entertained with
leadings.
MOTHERS club of Kappa Kap
pa Gamma will meet at the chap
ter house Saturday for luncheon
and an informal business meeting.
About thirty are expected to at
tend, and the plans are being
made by Mrs. W. B. Romans,
chairman of the organization.
PROFESSORS'
ENEMY SPEAKS.
I am the spirit of Morpheus,
with my sand, my drugs, and my
great power over university stu
dents in March. During the winter
months 1 rest, waiting patiently
for the first rain to fall; the first
real sunshiny day, to appear then
I really am kept busy. Most
professors loathe me and do all
in their power to keep me away
from their prire pupils, for
have a strange effect even on the
best students. I receive the best
results from my wiles in Andrews
hall; English students are more
susceptible to this malady, I find.
There is one student, a wide
awake little girl as a rule, who
remained in my out-stretched
arms for an entire English period;
you might readily guess that
Jeanne Fetter is the object of
my discussion. Another person
who is usually effected by my
presence is Frank Sears. It is
most admirable that be rets to
all of his eight o'clocks on time
but immediately after he is set
tled in his place his eyelids be
come "droopy" and then quite
still; the loud bell at Sosh awak
ens him quite abruptly, how
ever, then he proceeds to an
other class and when I have time,
follow him. There are several
other people who usually look
quite sleepy, for instance, Mary
Jane Mitchell and Harold Ledford,
but they always manage to keep
one eye open just in case some
thing important happens. Those
of you who would like to have me
call on you need only to do this:
Count sheep with your eyes closed, I
eat heartily before each class,
and keep away from fresh air.
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ACTIVES of Sigma Delta Tau
returned to a barren and un-1
inviting chapter house last night,
we hear, when the pledges, in typi
cal "sneak night'' celebration,
ransacked the house before leav
ing, stole all of the available j
chairs, turned off the electricity, 1
and vanished into the night.
PHI MU mothers club enter-j
tained Tuesday afternoon at a
bridge party at the chapter house.
Decorations were carried out in j
the St. Patrick's day motif, and j
the committee in charge of the j
partv included Mrs. Emerson
HILL, HELD! WILL
ATTEND HARVARD
300TH
BIRTHDAY
Student Council Selects
Representatives to
Tercentenary.
Student Council at its meeting
Wednesday, selected Irving Hill
and James Heldt to be Nebraska's
representatives at the celebration
of the 300th anniversary of the
founding of Harvard ' college, to
take place in Cambridge, Sept. 16,
17 and 18.
Hill and Heldt definitely plan
to enter Harvard next year, and
will accept the invitation extended
by the president and students of
the school. Participation has been
asked of all universities, colleges
and learned societies of the world.
Large numbers of alumni,
friends, upperclassmen and newly
registered students will have a
significant part in the festivities.
Discuss Forum Date Change.
The council also took up the
matter of changing the date of the
next Forum from April 2 to April
30. The former date was too near
Honors Convocation, according to
Bill Marsh, chairman of the com
mittee. The most probable subject
to be discussed will be "Subsidiza
tion of Athletes," but nothing def
inite was decided.
Marsh also gave a report of
Junior-Senior Prom committee ex
penditures, stating the amount
made for the council s treasury.
Mary loder reported that the
new Book Store is now buying
books, and asked council members
Jones. Mrs. E. A. Schmid
Mrs. John T. Hoevet.
and
ALPHA Sigma Phi announces
the pledging of Hal Halsted of
Omaha and Leland Cooper of Alliance.
W. A. A. with the support and
co-operation of members of N.
Club will enteitain tonight at a
SPEAKING of crime. Jim Bunt- i Heyday party at the Armory The
ing knows all the answers. It entertainment will consist of va
senms that this apparently law-j rl0"s ? commonly associated
abiding member of Bota Theta Pi I with shipboard recreation. Mary
got into slightly difficulty .with Priscilla Stewart. Elizabeth
some motorcycle enthusiasts, bet- j Bushee and Doris Riisness are
ter known and commonly called I charge of arrangements for the
cops, over the matter of obeying . affair.
Every student should have it
least one fiiend who is a men rj
of the faculty. If he does not, ,
where does the trouble lie ? Surely
it does not speak well for either
the professor or the student that
they can be thrown in close con
tact with each other for a year
and still acquire no feeling of
friendship and confidence in one
another.
Spring Parties
Many odd shapes and colors
to suit the theme of your
party.
V e Specialize in Thin Type
of Printing
We have all types and colors
of balloons.
Stationery!
Eaton Cranes
msw urtd tint? in
i'orrvspon.'leni't' Matlonrry,
5ie thf new thin paper.
hv your Fraternity C.rrrt.
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Texan States Nation Needs
Broader Neutrality Policy
I cost would be high. The price of
Fiiitni-'n note: Tlie foimwiiiB editorial y .,v, Tlmcrram is completely na
Pnu! Crumr vnn first I'lr it, til onitoriH' SUCH a pi (.gram IS Complete y I.a
. .mi-st .nndiiried t v tiir ra:!y Trxan on j tionauzed economy. Production
.c suhjpci, "Can Neutrality Kd-p fs Out j wou nave to De jegul&ted SO that
of j our own needs would be filled and
The resurgent demand in Amer- ' nothing more, and that would
ica recently for some sort of leg- I mean industrial regimentation. In
islation to keep us out of war has j :916 excess commodity imports
generally been an unintelligent de- j over exports amounted to 3 bil
mand. It has arisen from a people lion dollars compared with a pre
emotionally set against war for the j war average of half a billion, and
moment, from individuals who do exports of crude oil rose 600 per-
not understand the economic fac- cent in August and September,
tors involved in the problem. In , 1935, according to the New York
formulating a neutrality policy, we
Times. In view of this, it appears
likely that we shall be drawn into
any European war that develops.
We cannot isolate ourselves.
We should attempt to do as
much as we can toward the elimi
nation of war. Congress Bhould
pass a bill setting up a permanent
neutrality policy in broad outline.
It should specifically state that
trade with belligerents would be
must recognize that we cannot
control national emotional reac
tion in a crisis: but possibly we
can set up a policy that will par
tially eliminate economic causes.
This last hope gave rise to the in
adequate policy which President
Ronsevelt recently signed.
It must be evident in the be
clnning that a neutrality policy
rannot keep us out of war. The I t 1h ri k t f ,h trader, and it
causes of war are largely ec.o- j Bnouid pr0vide for embargoes on
nomic, and upon these depend the ' munitions and such other products
emotional attitudes which we have ! HB the president should decree,
said were beyond our control. The ; But tne president would be allowed
economic problems grow out of the to exer(.j8p discretion. The policy
need for redistribution of colonies f0i)owed by the Ignited States
and the international competition snould be flexible enough to con
for markets. A nation develops u fnrm rpadilv with the ever-shifting
system of capitalistic production European policies. We must act
that is certain to be out-moded by j collectively to prevent war, and
later-developed systems in other collective attitudes are based on
countries. The cost of mechanical international politics rather than
replacement restricts manufactur- j justice. We need to discard our
ers from changing machinery as J fetish of justice if we want to
lasi as inveiiLjvr k.b.u ur- stay out. oi war. jn crusning. wiui-
velop improved metnoas. I ne rirsi
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country has the colonies; the sec-
out danger, an aggressor by the
application of oil embargoes, as
ond has goods but no market. To i We might have crushed Italy, we
eliminate war we must solve this i may be merely boosting English
problem, but we have a different j commerce at the expense of Ital
problem to solve if we are to keep ian, but we arc also keeping the
ourselves out of war. We must de- peace.
cide how fir the povernment shall lt y. timfc at past that WP took
go in supporting traders who sell an intelligent attitude. Whether
to telligerents. neutrality can keep us out of war
The United States might have is Reside the point. It is the only
solved both problems by whole effort we can make, and we
hearted support of the League of j phould at least try it. We have
Nations in 1920. She might have traveled as far as we dare the
voted with the rest of the coun
tries to lower tariff so that trade
would be unrestricted. Countries
would have become increasingly
more independent. Japan with
a new and highly productive tech
nological system would have been
permitted to undersell Great Brit
ain in the British colonies. But
Buch a system, to be effective,
haphazard way thru international
affairs. In those days before the
World war, we were a domestic
nation occupied with internal
problems. We might decide each
international problem as it de
velops. But technological develop
ment brought increasing complex
ity to international affairs and
particularly did it bring change
would demand a much stronger to post-war America. For a de
agency for world control than na- cade we have been a leader In
tionahstic states will now allow. : economic production. Whether we
The solution is impractical be- like it or not. we are henceforth
cause one cannot carry forward one of a motley crowd of nations
such an international policy with- in a Vanity Fair. Neutrality can
out the co-operation of ever3' other J not keep us out of war. We are
nation. not yet on the Delectable Moun-
There are some who recommend . tains, and we cannot yet see the
a second solution. They recom- I shining city. We are still in Van
mend that all trade with nations ity Fair where things are bought
at war be cut off as soon as a . and sold. But in an intelligent
State of war exists. The national ' point of view toward world affaira,
government would not be bothered i a neutrality policy, as the only
ith the relationships of private means man has of hindering war,
Vadcrs with belligerents, but the j has its plsrr tiaiij Ttta"
"rou win! rou stopped on a dime J
(yome feat, we'll agree. But nothing com
pared to the feat of developing the improved
hydraulic brakes you find on new GM cars
not to mention "Turret Top" or Knee
Action. It takes vast resources to pioneer
such improvements and a vast production
to make the cost per car as low as it is today.
General Motors
A PulfiC'Minded Institution
CHI vrotET yfJVTUC OLDTaOBILE STICK LA KOIM ' CADniAC
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to give lt their active support.
Miss Yoder also Informed the
group ot the successful opening of
the store which showed unusual
enthusiasm among students.
COLISEUM TENNIS
COUltTS EKECTEI)
Basketball Hour Tut in
Use for Enthusiasts.
Because of the overflow of
tennis enthusiasts, the athletic
officials Wednesday fixed up
three Improvised tennis courts
on the coliseum basketball floor.
Since the advent of favorable
pre-spring weather, the outdoor
courts have been crowded with
students leisurely engaging In
games of tennis.
Harold G. Petz announced
Wednesday that all students arc
welcome to play on these Indoor
courts whenever posslblo, but If
the demand gets too heavy, a
certain amount of time will bo
allotted all players.
It is mandatory that all tennis
players wear tennis or rubber
soled shoes when playing on the
courts.
Phi Delta Thvta
Tttps Intramural
Race at I. S. C.
AMES. Towa, March 18-Phi
Delta Theta, national social fra
ternity, is leading the Intramural
athletic race at Iowa State college
at the completion of the winter
quarter., Harry Schmidt, director
of intramural athletics, announced
today.
This organization has piled up
1,183 participation points in intra
mural contests since last fall, while
Its closest rival, Sigma Alpha Ep
silon, is close behind with 1,171.
Alpha Tau Omega Is third, Kap
pa Slgnm, fourth, and Sigma Chi,
fifth.
Fraternity men have competed
In eight sports this quarter. Bas
ketball was the major sport while
Indoor track, wrestling, swimming,
bowling, ping pong Hiid handball
were others, volleyball, softhall,
track, tennis, golf and horseshoes
will be played by intramural men
this spring.
Two Yale university research
workers have determined the ex
act atomic weight of an atom of
sulphur to be 31.9818.
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