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Official Student Newspaper of the University of Nebraska
VOL. XXXI NO. 30. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1931 FRICE FIVE CENTg.
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COUNCIL FINDS
NO GROUNDS FOR
KOSMET ACTION
Group Decides Take No
Steps in Kosmet, Law
Argument.
SANCTIONS C03S' TRIP
Two Members Selected for
Journey to Mizzou
This Weekend.
In a special meeting; of the Stu
dent Council last night, that body
oficially decided to take no action
on the petition of the students of
law college relative to the passage
by the Kosmet Klub of an eligi
bility rule for the election of Ne
braska's Sweetheart.
The judiciary committee of the
Council, which consists of Bere
niece Hoffman, chairman, Edwin
Faulkner, president of the council,
Julia Simanek, secretary of the
council, Gretchen Fee, and Walter
Huber, met last Friday. The com
mittee heard representatives from
Kosmet Klub and Law college and
discussed the matter. After a dis
cussion of the report of the com
mittee, the council decided that it
found no grounds for action on the
question.
At the last meeting of the stu
dent council, members of the law
college through their representa
tive John P. Jensen, presented a
petition to the council protesting
thp action of Kosmet Klub. The
petition asked that the ruling of
the Klub be declared inoperative
and of no efect, and asked that a
new election be called.
Huber Presents Petition.
After Jensen had presented his
petition, Walter Huber, a member
of the council, presented a peti
tion which in substance asked for
a new election or demanded a
mass meeting of the students to
consider the question. Acocrding
to the constitution of the student
council, a petition signed by at
least fifty students and asking for
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Foreman Says Work Being
Hastened to Complete
Coliseum Project.
TILE DESIGN UNIQUE
Construction work on the new
Nebraska University swimming
pool is being carried on a rapid
pool is being carried on at a rapid
ject aa soon as possible. Accord
ing to the foreman, Ted Goldam
mer, it should be completed about
Dec. 15 if nothing goes wrong in
the proposed plans.
Construction work is being
handled by the George M. Robin
son Construction company while
the tile work is under the super
vision of the Cornhusker Tile and
Marble company.
The poo lis to be seventy-five
The pool is to be seventy-five
It will be a concrete pool faced
with glazed tile and the ten foot
walk around it will be laid with
ceramics. A large filtering plant
will purify all the water that flows
into the pool.
The shallowest end of the pool
will be about four feet deep while
the deep end will be ten feet in
depth. At the deep end will be
mounted three diving board. Of
these, two will be regulation height
but the third will be mounted on
a ten foot tower.
Novel Tile Effect.
A novel tile effect is being
worked into the ceiling. Also
eight high illumination lights and
two large ventilators are built into
the ceiling. In addition to these
lights, large tall windows of ground
glass around the pool on J.hree
sides will provide further Illumination.
LeRossignol Favors Cancellation of
War Debts as Remedy for Depression
Editor', not: Thta l wennd of te
rim of Inlrrvlrw with L'nlvirplty of N
bruka tMimlli drallnK with tk rrera
lon of world trndr. In rundnctlnc thrao
lntrvlrw the onlwmltr new mn Irm
turo Krrleo la allrmntlnir to drorrtwi
mattrd of world Importune ahowlnc
their direct or Indirect bearing pon
trade In the I nlted Slate, and rrlutlnc
them In non-technical lanfiwgr.
To speed relief from the business
depression that has throttled world
commerce and trade for the past
two years, it will be necessary to
restore the buying power of Eur
ope, according to Dr. J. E. LeRos
signol, dean of the college of busi
ness administration at the Univer
sity of Nebraska.
Dr. LeRossignol suggests two
possible means of restoring this
buying power of Europe which Is
essential since western European
nations have been the chief mar
ket for United States surplus for
years. The first suggestion has to
do with the lowering of tariff bar
rlera to international trade but
since this is not likely to come for
quite some time, he selecta aa an
alternative complete or at least
partial cancellation of war debts.
"Most of our buoiness fore
casters expected that the bottom
of the depression would be reached
in the spring of this year and that
there would be steady tho slow im
provement after that. However,
owing to conditions over which
thc Jiad no control and could not
NATIONAL FIGURES SPEAK
Psychology Authorities Are
Scheduled for Radio
Addresses.
"Psychology Today" is the sub
ject of three radio lectures to be
given by national authorities dur
ing 4he month.
Edward S. Robinson speaks on
the subject, "Learning and For
getting" on Oct. 31. On Nov. 7
Gardner Murphy speaks on "Our
Social Attitudes." Robert S. Wood
worth will talk on "Old Prejudices
and New Schools in Psychology"
on Nov. 14. These three men, in
structors at Columbia and Yale
universities, have written text
books that are used at the Univer
sity of Nebraska.
These radio talks will be broad
cast over national network at i :43
central standard time.
COBS. TASSELS WILL
MONDAY NEXT WEEK
Cornhusker Offers Awards
For Best Salesmen in
Annual Drive.
Sale of the 1932 Cornhusker will
be conducted by the Corn Cobs
and the Tassels, when the sales
campaign opens Monday, Nov. 2.
Marvin Schmid, president of the
Corn Cobs and Julienne Deetken,
Tassels president, will head the
two organizations in the sales
drive opening next week, accord
ing to announcements made yes
terday by Russell Mousel.
The Cornhucker is offering
prizes that will form an incentive
for these groups to put forth spe
cial efforts in their drive for ad
vance orders of the year book. A
prize of $25 goes to the group
which sells the largest number of
books during the campaign. An
other J25 prize will be given to
the individual, either a Corn Cob
or a Tassell who takes the most
orders for the annual. A second
prize of $10 will be awarded to the
individual who ranks second in the
number of individual sales.
Installment Plan Offered.
The Cornhusner has arranged
a convenient payment plan for
students who find it hard to "dig
up the dough" during the cam
paign. One dollar is to be paid at
the time of purchase. The second
installment of one dollar will be
due on. Dec. 1, a third payment,
also one dollar, will be made on
Jan. 15, and the rest of the price,
two dollars, is to be paid upon de
livery of the book in the spring.
A 10 percent reduction of the
price may be obtained by students
wno pay casn wnen ineir uiuna
are placed. However, this special
offer is good only during the sales
campaign which closes Tuesday,
Nov. 10. Cash price wil lbe $4.50.
Editor Ag College Magazine
Discusses Content of
Next Number.
DUNN WRITESOF RUSSIA
The November issue of the Corn
fa u s k e r Countryman, official
monthly student publication on the
college of agriculture, will be out
about the middle of the month, ac
cording to Editor George Round.
At the same time Round an
aounced that the second issue will
duplicate the first in that it will
feature short stories about out
standing students and professors.
The October issue was well re
ceived and many copies were sold.
Greth Dunn is writing one of the
leading features for November on
Russian situation. He is getting
his material from two former uni
versity students who reecntly re
turned from active work in Rus
sia. Both men were managing hog
farm while in the foreign country
and Dunn is giving all sides of
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foresee, the depression has been
prolonged," stated Dr. LeRossig
nol. Cites Unfavorable Factor.
"Among these unfavorable fac
tors,'' he continued, "tne most de
pressing and menacing is, un
questionably, the financial condi
tion of western Europe, where the
newer countries of the world the
United States, Canada, Australia,
New Zealand, Argentine had an
immense and growing market for
their surplus products. This fi
nancial chaos is the aftermath of
the war, no doubt, but whatever
the cause, our customers are In
trouble and we, connected with
them in the nexus of International
commerce, are in trouble too.
"The focus of this financial con
dition, tho was saved for the time
being by the moratorium sug
gested by President Hoover and
granted by Germany's leading
creditors. Now, however, one of
those very creditors, England, oc
cupies the center of the stage, and
the flight of the pound sterling,
followed by suspension of specie
payment by the Bank of England
hs alarmed the world."
According to Dr. LeRosacIgnol,
"It is a case of frozen credits
based on debts which cannot be
paid Immediately, but require ex
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OPEN YEARBOOK SALE
RYMAN WILL BE
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FEATURE AGGIE
Fl
Committee Announces Plans
For Decorative Scheme
Friday Night.
HAY TO SURROUND FLOOR
Unique Tunnel Entrance
Planned; Favors to Be
Distributed.
Definite decoration plans for the
annual Farmer's Formal to be held
by college of agriculture students
Friday night were announced this
morning by Jack Niebaum, co
chairman of the decorations com
mittee. Alice McDermott is acting
with Niebaum as head of the com
mittee. Their report Indicates the
decorations will be more novel
than in former years.
At the same time announcement
was made that favors are being
given out with each ticket pur
chased. This year the favor con
sists of a miniature milk pitcher in
which is found the invitation to the
annual barn warming.
Niebaum's plans for the decora
tions indicate the activities build
ing, where the event will be held,
will be decorated as a barn. Hun
dreds of bales of straw and hay
are being borrowed to help make
the scene realistic. They will be
placed around the gymnasium
floor. In addition dummy stalls
will be built in each corner.
Miniature cornfields will be
found over the dancing floor, ac
cording to Niebaum's plans.
Lighted pumpkins sitting on shocks
of fodder will also help make the
picture more picturesque.
Tunnel Entrance Planned.
Probably the most unique of the
entire decorations will be the tun
nel entrance to the dance floor.
Last year those attending the
formal were forced to mount a ten
foot ladder to the second floor but
the plan this year is more original.
The tunnel will be found on the
second floor corridor of the build
ing and will be made out of bales
of straw.
Being quite dark and with sev
eral false sub-tunnels leading off
to different sides, Niebaum pre
dicts there will be more than one
mixup in the entrance. No one
will be able to crash the gate but
will have to crawl thru the tun
nel to gain admittance to the
dancing floor.
Harlan Bollman is arranging the
details for the crowning of the
queen and it is thought she will
be crowned in an original way
also. Bollman promises more in
formation on the crowning festivi
ties plans Friday.
Today all students in the college
of agriculture are wearing over
alls, aprons and old clothes to
school in order to increase the
spirit for Farmer's Formal. Del
phin Nash said they would also
be required to wear the old clothes
Friday and anyone not doing so
will be reprimanded by the loss
of shoes and other parts of the
clothing.
LOWERlASSHEADS
ISSUE CALL FOR IN
Applicants for Tug of War
Team Asked by Sauer
And Soderlund. .
Meeting with the Innocents com
mittee on freshman caps, George
Sauer and Harold Soderland, presi
dents of the sophomore and fresh
man classes respectively, issued a
call for men for the freshman
sophomore tug cf war, to be held
Nov. 7, at the Iowa University
Nebraska game.
Twelve men of each class will
be chosen and will take their posi
tions on the field between halves
of the game. Three trials will be
made, the class winning two being
the victor.
Deciding the important question
of whether the freshman class con
tinue to wear their caps, or be
allowed to discard them, this event
is being looked forward to by the
two lower classes. If the sopho
mores win, the freshmen must
wear their caps until the first
snow.
ALL ROADS
llHCOLN
Courtety of Lincoln Journal.
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PRESENT FOURTH PROGRAM
School of Music Sponsors
Convocation at Temple
Wednesday.
The University of Nebraska
School of Music presented the
fourth musical convocation Wed
nesday afternoon, Oct. 28. at the
Temple theatre. The program was
given by Floyd Robbins, pianist,
and Edith Lucille Robbins, soprano.
The program: Scarlattt-Godow-sky,
Concert Allegro; Mozart
Frieaman, Larghetto; Rhene-Ba-ton,
Sprinners at Carantec; Gror
lez, The Donkeys; by Floyd Rob
bins; Sodcrberg, Norwegian Cra
dle Song; Grieg. With a Water
Lily; Sinding Sylvelin; Thrane,
Norweigian Echo Song; by Edith
Lucille Robbins.
The song was sung in Norwegian
dialect, and the costume was from
the Voss-Harcanger district of
Norway. It was given to Mrs. Rob
bins during her summer there. Mr.
Robbins ended the program with
Chopin Concerto, E minor, Ro
manza, and Rondo. The orchestral
parts were played on a second
piano by Ruth Randall.
TICKETS GO ON
Advance Ducats Will Sell
For Fifty Cents, Says
Kosmet Manager.
Advance ticket sale for Kosmet
Klub's morning revue will begin
Friday morning, according to word
released from headquarters yes
terday afternoon. Edwin J. Faulk
ner, jr., business manager of the
club, will supervise the sale.
Tickets will sell for fifty cents
and will all consist of the general
admission type. Fraternities and
sororities, however, will be allowed
to purchase blocks of seats as in
former years if they so desire,
according to Faulkner.
In preparation for the sale, a
meeting of all men working on
Kosmet Klub committees will be
held in the club rooms at 4:30 this
afternoon, Faulkner said. He urged
that all club workers be present
to receive tickets, assignments and
instructions for the advance cam
paign. Show Progresses Rapidly.
Tickets will probably be sold
from a box office window some
time late next week, Faulkner
said. The advance sale is being
offered, however, for the conveni
ence of students and faculty of the
university, according to Faulkner.
The show as a whole, according
to members of the club is showing
remarkable progress. Plans are
being formulated to put the pro
duction together in a few days
special work is being put forward
on the finale which will include
presentation of the sweetheart
and popular Lincoln orchestras
have been signed to play for the
affair.
STOKES PUBLISHES WORK
Political Science Instructor
Writes of Godkin for
Quarterly.
Dr. H. W. Stoke, assistant pro
fessor of political science, has had
an essay, "Edwin Lawrence God
kin, Defender of Democracy," pub
lished in the October issue of the
South Atlantic Quarterly.
Godkin, as editor of the Nation
and the New York Evening Post,
was one of the most influential
newspapermen of the nineteenth
century, according to the article.
"Government, to him, was but one
means by which the democratic
spirit sought expression. Demo
cracy, Godkin believed, is a prin
ciple of social life which must be
deeply characteristic of a nation
before the government of that na
tion is deeply affected."
CAMPUS CALENDAR
Thursday.
W. A. A. executive council meet
ing at 12 o'clock in the Armory.
League of Women Voters meet
ing in Ellen Smith hall at 4 o'clock.
Corncobs at Delta Upsilon house
at 7 p. m.
Dramatic club at Temple, at 8
p. m.
Sigma Gamma Epsilon Morrill
hall at 7:30 p. m.
Scabbard and Blade, Nebraska
hall at 5 p. in.
LEAD TO COLUMBIA
CiARAiDA
KANSAS CITY
m
ODESSA
MORNING
REVUE
SALE TOMORROW
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CORN COBS PLAN
TRIP TO MIZZOU
E
Pep Group Secures Sanction
Of Dean Thompson and
Student Council.
ONLY ACTIVES MAY GO
Eligibility of Members Now
Being Checked; Special
Bus Chartered.
Having secured sanction of T. J.
Thompson, dean of student affairs
and from the student council, the
Corn Cobs will go to Columbia,
Mo., to attend the Nebraska-Missouri
game. The organization has
c' .rtered a special bus in which
they will leave Friday afternoon,
it was announced last night.
Since no other campus organiza
tion will attend the Missouri game
in a unit, it was deemed fitting
that the Cobs should take it upon
themselves to represent the uni
versity and support the team in
its fight for the "Big Six" cham
pionship. The organization is permitting
only eligible active members to
take this trip, since its present
funds are not sufficient to pay all
expenses of both the actives and
the pledges. The organization is
also' contemplating taking the
Manhattan trip on the special
train that is to run.
Eligibility Being Checked.
Eligibility of active members of
the organization is now being
checked by the Dean's office. Only
those members who are up in all
their hours, carrying 12 and hav
ing made 27 in the last two semes
ters will be permitted to make this
trip.
Members of the organization
have invited a faculty member to
accompany them on the trip as
their guest. The professor had
not officially accepted last night,
but declared his intention of do
ing so.
According to present plans, the
Cobs will leave Lincoln shortly
after Friday noon and orive to
Kansas City, where they will spend
the night. They will continue to
Columbia the following morning.
Arriving in Columbia shortly be
fore noon Saturday, the Cobs, in
their emblematic uniforms will
parade thru the streets, lead a few
yells for the team, and sit in a
group in the stadi- - The Cobs
have received many favorable com
ments over their contemplated
trip in view of the following that
Missouri had here last year. The
Tigers were supported by the Mis
souri band, men's and women's
pep organizations, and approxi
mately 400 students when they
met the Huskers in Memorial
stadium last year.
"Since no other representative
Cornhusker group had signified its
intentions of going to the game,
we felt that the Corn Cobs ought
to go," Marvin Schmid, president
of the pep organization stated.
The Cobs also plan to go to the
Kansas Aggie game at Manhattan
two weeks from Saturday, when
they plan to take the whole group,
both actives and pledges.
FROM SKULL INJURIES
Teachers College Senior,
Hurt in Upset Friday,
Is in Hospital.
Gilbert Webster, Teachers Col
lege senior, who was injured Tues
day night when the truck fn which
he was riding to a picnic turned
over, is recovering at St. Eliza
beth's hospital. According to X
ray examination he does not have
a fractured skull, as was feared,
but is suffering from a severe
skull injury and is rational only
at intervals.
Mr. Webster was accompanying
a group of Teachers College high
school students on a school picnic
when the acident occurred five
miles south of Lincoln on 14th
street. According to Jerry Smith,
the driver of the truck, the radius
rods collapsed and the truck
turned over. Besides Mr. Webster,
two high school students, Walter
Paddleford and Howard Bentz,
were injured, but not seriously.
Smith and Frank Morris,
THIS WEEKEND
MACOtJ
COLUMBIA
GAM
SATURDAY
ALICE 6EDDES LEAVES
Head of Freshman Honorary
Goes to National Meet
at Du Pauw.
Miss Alice Geddes, president of
Alpha Lambda Delta, freshman
scholastic honorary, leaves today
for Greencastle, Ind., where she
will attend a national convention
of the organization at Du Pauw
university Friday and Saturday.
Mortar Board which sponsors the
organization and was instrumental
in its founding Is sending Miss
Geddes to the convention.
According to the rules for elec
tion to the society a freshman
must receive a weighted average
of 90 during her freshman year to
be chosen.
The members of Alpha Lambda
Delta help with the tutoring of
all students who are having diffi
culties with their studies.
AT
Writers of Best Nebraskan
Stories Last Semester
Are Honored.
Between sixty and seventy-five
students of journalism will attend
the annual journalism dinner to be
held at the University club at 6
o'clock tonight.
Members of Theta Sigma Phi,
honorary journalistic s o r o ri t y
which is sponsoring the dinner,
have planned a program which
will include several toasts concern
ing the evolution of the depression.
Elwood N. Thompson will preside
as toastmaster, and Jack Erickson,
Arthur Wolf, Evelyn Simpson,
Marvin Von Seggern, and William
McGaffin will speak.
Those giving toasts will trace
the various prominent historical
depressions from the first depres
sion which Adam experienced
when there was a shortage of
leaves, thru the depression of
Anthony's and Cleopatra's time
when Cleopatra experienced a
shortage of lovers, and the depres
sion of Columbus' time when there
was a dearth or continents to dis
cover, up to the present depression
characterized by a shortage of
jobs.
Walker to Present Cup.
According to tradition, the Sig
ma Delta Chi cup will be presented
to the writer of the best news
story printed in The Daily Nebras
kan during the last semester. Jack
Erickson was the winner last
semester.
Gayle C. Walker, director of the
school of journalism, will announce
the winner of the award for the
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DELEGATES REPORT
ON P.B.K. CONCLAVE
j Nebraska Chapter Convenes
In Year's First Meet
Wednesday Night.
THREE ADDRESS GROUP
Detailed reports of the annual
Phi Beta Kappa convention held
last summer at Providence, Rhode
Island, were given by the three
delegates from the Nebraska chap
ter at the first meeting of the
year last night at the University
club. Miss Winona Perry, Clifford
M. Hicks, and Mrs. Fred Williams
were the Nebraska delegates.
Mrs. Williams reported on "The
Background of Personalities at
the Convention." Mr. Hicks dis
cussed ther cport of the officers
semester. Jack Erickson, Nueman
to the constitution and by-laws,
and the reports from the district
conventions; Miss Perry reported
on the election of new senators
and the acception of new chapters.
The senators compose the execu
tive board of the united chapters,
as the national organization is
called. Dean Roscoe Pound of the
Harvard Law school, who gradu
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BANQUET TONIGHT
Funny Glasses Get 0. 0. When Ida
Hozenozzle Lounges in Main 'Libe'
BY IDA HOZENOZZLE.
Funny the number of people
wearing glasses. Funny the num
ber of funny people wearing
glasses. Funny the number of
funny people wearing funny
glasses. Opportunity knocks but
once I am sitting on the softest
of all the hard chairs, in the very
back of general libe. I am as com
fortable as one sweater, one coat,
two notebooks, and three fat text
books can make anyone. I shall
keep on sitting, and being com
fortable, and chuck up on rome of
these glasses running loose about
the campus.
The boy and girl that just came
in together they are both wear
ing glasses. Plain, brown, horn
rimmed ones no originality, no
zip, no color. They are like their
glasses lifeless, inert masses.
They are here to study no doubt
I am glad they didn't sit down
near me. I never did like horn
rimmed glasses.
Shades o the Russian Renais
sance! That was some ritzy dame
that just clipped in on her spikes!
Do my eyes deceive me, or is she
....She is! She is wearing a
pair of pincers! To prove a se
mester of French pince nez
Lone- may they plnce, and longer
may they nez! A pair of the pinc-
ST
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
33 Are Honored at Annual
Banquet in Ellen
Smith Hall.
LIGHTNER TOASTMASTER
LeRossignol Swayzee Speak;
Arndt and Hicks Are
Recognized.
Presentation of the scholastic
awards to students in the college
of business administration was
made at the second annual recog
nition bancuet of t:e college lest
night in Ellen Smith hall. About
125 students, guests, and faculty
members attended the affair.
Keith Lightner, president of the
I3izad executive board, was toast
masttr at the dinner. Speakers
were Prof. C. O. Swayzee and J. E.
LeRossignol, dean of the college of
business administration. Entertain
ment was furnished by a trio con
sisting of Roger Wilkerson, piar.o;
William Beer, trumpet; and James
Graham, "nice.
The following sophomores were
oM-or.ipri thp William Gold kevs. ,
which are presented every year to
the ten students who made the best
scholastic average in the college
during their lreshman year: Caro
lvn A. Cummins, Falls City; Alice
M. Geddes, Lincoln; Wilbur J. Hae
gen, Lincoln; Otto Kotouc, Hum
boldt; Wilbur K. Olson. Omaha;
Masel B. Saer, Treynor, la.: Wil
liam H. Schneider, Lincoln: Edwin
F. Speith, Amherst; Lester B. Sun
derman, Madison: and William A.
Twinem, North Platte. Honorable
mention was awarded to Melvin
E. Kasce, Fairbury; and Juanita
Stafford, Omaha.
Announcement of tne scholars
in business research was made.
These students are Miss Dorothy
L. Clifford of Huron. S. D., who
was awarded the C. H. Rudge
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RALLYTODAYSERVES
Pep Meeting Takes Place
At 5:30 at South
Stadium Gate.
BIBLEMEN G0 TONIGHT
A pep meeting for the Corntiut
ker football team will take piace
this afternoon at 5:30 at the south
gate of the Stadium and will serve
as the send-off rally for the Mis
souri game. The team will leave
Lincoln at midnight tonight. It
will be the first practise field rally
of the vear and songs and cheers
will led bv the yell leaders.
The crowd is to form two lines
at the end of the practice, so that
a lane will be formed for the foot
ball team to pass thru on their
way to the dressing room. Simul
taneously the band will play the
Cornhusker.
The practise field rally was neo
. . , ,i that
l cessnaiea wnen u n icomru
! the team would not leave until
Tnidnifrht. Coach Bible approved
of the afternoon rally and stated
that it would do more to stir up
spirit than a send-off at the sta
tion would.
According f. Art Mitchell, chair
man of the rally, the Missouri en
counter is likely to prove one
of the stifles: games of the season
and the team will need the support
of the entire student body at the
Thursday afternoon rally. He also
pointed out that the Missouri, foot
ball team almost always makes one
of the best siiowings of the year
against Nebraska and points to
wards the Cornhusker game. Tin;
game Saturday will serve as thj
Missouri homecoming and the Tig
ers are anxious to make a good
appenrence before their grads, he
warned.
iest pincers you ever saw! She is
sitting down right across from me.
she removes the pincers boredly, I
am gasping. .. .Oh, its all right.,I
had almost forgot what that
dainty length of black ribbon
dangling nonchalantly against her
coat lapel meant, ineyre nooicea
together! Heavens, what a relief.
I can just see that lovely pair of
pincers shattered smashed on the
floor. ...
Not a bad looking fellow Just
strode in . . . Himless octagons rid-
ine a genuine Roman nose. He
looks distinguished, and intellec
tual, and important 111 bet he is
one of the Big Shots on the Cam
pus I've been reading about lately.
What could I do to attract his at
tention I wonder. .. .Let me see..
. .Good grief! Just my luck too
he's wearing an obscure pledge
button. . . .
A pair of gold rims Just stalked
in hard, shiny gold rims. That'll
a hard shiny face back of the
rims by the way. She makes me
feel sort of guilty I suppose I
might as well start studying. - I
don't want to miss out on that
phae of my college education.
I'd lots rtther Just sit and look
but Oh well, might as well pol
ish up my glasses, and get to
work....
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